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After a completely sold out and critically acclaimed run at the Edinburgh Festival, Andy is back with his brand new show | dG1fZTRCMWZkWkVYY0E
Transcript
00:00There's one brilliant thing happened to me, you know, I was basically, I was in the supermarket, right,
00:03and I was off to a gig, I'd only got three items, a little cheeky meal deal,
00:07and I was in a rush, a real rush, right, and the supermarket was rammed,
00:11and then that magic thing happened to me, right, a new aisle opened up,
00:16and I managed to get to the front of the aisle, and gave the lad my three items,
00:19and the first two he scanned them, no bother, right, and then you know you're in trouble, don't you, yeah,
00:24because they start doing that little figure eight thing, and I thought, oh no, I've got a newbie,
00:28he's going to call the supervisor, there was a crowd building up behind me, oh no,
00:32and then, to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, wouldn't scan,
00:36so he just went, boop, himself, and he jumped it through,
00:45and it was at that moment I thought, oh God, I love this country, yeah.

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