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00:00:00Hey.
00:00:01Hi.
00:00:02Phoenix.
00:00:03Hey, Noel.
00:00:04Nice to meet you.
00:00:05Namaste.
00:00:06You know, the thing is, it's all about saving Mother Earth, and I restrict my showers to
00:00:10once a month, and deodorant's a social capitalist construct anyway, so I just try to use...
00:00:17I actually brought something for you.
00:00:20That's so thoughtful.
00:00:25My mom picked it out just for you.
00:00:27She would actually love to join us on our next date.
00:00:30Oh.
00:00:31Yeah.
00:00:32Okay.
00:00:33Take a card.
00:00:34Okay, look at it.
00:00:35It is...
00:00:36Um...
00:00:37If it's green, you sell it.
00:00:38If it's red, you buy it.
00:00:39Do you not know what arrows mean?
00:00:58Hello.
00:01:04I'm Sebastian.
00:01:16No.
00:01:17Okay.
00:01:18Right.
00:01:19Where were we?
00:01:20Um...
00:01:21Favorite...
00:01:22Favorite movie.
00:01:23Okay.
00:01:24Favorite movie.
00:01:25Lawrence of Arabia.
00:01:26Oh.
00:01:27Surprising?
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00:01:43Okay.
00:01:44All 22...
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00:01:46Oh.
00:01:47How about you?
00:01:48Oh.
00:01:49Uh, I'm actually a big Tim Burton fan, so I'd probably say Big Fish.
00:01:50Okay.
00:01:51Yeah.
00:01:52Mine's Batman.
00:01:53Oh, the brooding vigilante.
00:01:54That's me.
00:01:55Not actually.
00:01:56Or maybe.
00:01:57I've never seen you two in a room together.
00:01:58Hey.
00:01:59Okay.
00:02:00What was that?
00:02:01What's your favorite midnight snack?
00:02:02Pizza.
00:02:03Pineapples on pizza?
00:02:04An abomination.
00:02:05You're perfect.
00:02:06Okay.
00:02:07Want to get married?
00:02:16Yeah, so, um, I got married.
00:02:30You what?
00:02:32I got married.
00:02:34I heard you the first time.
00:02:37His name is Sebastian.
00:02:39I just, I, I just can't believe
00:02:41you actually went through with it.
00:02:43Time wasn't on my side.
00:02:45Hey, your mom will pull through.
00:02:47She's a fighter.
00:02:52I don't want to do chemo anymore.
00:02:55Just want to enjoy what time you and I have left together.
00:02:58You can still fight this, Mom.
00:03:01We'll see, we'll see.
00:03:03Well, enough about that.
00:03:06Did you get on that dating app Haley mentioned?
00:03:12I don't know if I'm ready.
00:03:14I don't want you to be all alone after I'm gone.
00:03:18I want you to be married, taken care of.
00:03:24Celebrations are in order.
00:03:27Yes, for you.
00:03:32You can't ignore Charles forever.
00:03:33He needs to know.
00:03:36I'll tell him.
00:03:38Eventually.
00:03:40You do you.
00:03:45Your call has been forwarded
00:03:46to an automatic voice message.
00:03:49Please leave a message after the tone.
00:03:55Please leave a message after the tone.
00:03:58Please leave a message after the tone.
00:04:02Mr. President, the chairman would like
00:04:04to reschedule the meeting.
00:04:06Can you reiterate that the meeting has happened this week?
00:04:10To my dad, thank you.
00:04:13So, my mom's coming to our dad's thing
00:04:15with husband number five?
00:04:17Nope, six.
00:04:20Is she gonna do what she always does with,
00:04:22what's his name?
00:04:24Rolando from Cartagena, douchebag on steroids.
00:04:28Yeah, it's gross.
00:04:30Hey baby bro, new news.
00:04:32The Greystone is off limits, indefinitely.
00:04:36Indefinitely, what do you mean indefinitely?
00:04:38Indefinitely, my wife's moving in this weekend.
00:04:44Wife?
00:04:50What do you mean wife?
00:04:53I mean wife, marriage certificate and all.
00:04:56It's done.
00:04:57I mean, congrats, but I just didn't think
00:05:00you were actually gonna go through with it.
00:05:04What choice did I have?
00:05:07I'd lose everything.
00:05:09I never understood why our inheritance
00:05:11was so contingent on these archaic ass clauses anyway.
00:05:14That you're telling me.
00:05:15Make it make sense?
00:05:17Dad had to do it, granddad had to do it,
00:05:19his dad had to do it, you're gonna have to do it.
00:05:21It is what it is.
00:05:22Yeah, but I'm gonna live my life first.
00:05:25I'm excited for you to meet her.
00:05:27She's a real sweetheart.
00:05:31Does Rosalind know?
00:05:38Hey boy genius, don't you have anywhere else to be?
00:05:41Don't you have your own office?
00:05:43I'm on a juice cleanse and I need a fucking drink.
00:05:47Well, Seb, I'm out, peace.
00:05:54Hi.
00:05:55Hey.
00:06:01Ros.
00:06:04Miss me?
00:06:07Ros.
00:06:08Let's go.
00:06:10I tease you, then we make out,
00:06:14then I reject you, love the other way around.
00:06:19Hey, we need to talk.
00:06:24Buzzkill.
00:06:30You remember when I said I wanted to get married?
00:06:33Dude, not this again, I already told you
00:06:34I'm not trying to get married.
00:06:36Well, I got married.
00:06:42Is this a prank?
00:06:44Did Aaron put you up to this?
00:06:46That's funny.
00:06:47That's funny.
00:06:50Her name's Noelle.
00:06:54What?
00:06:56It was time, Ros.
00:07:00I don't know what to say.
00:07:17What the fuck, Masty?
00:07:21I had no choice.
00:07:25Okay, he's cute.
00:07:27Yeah.
00:07:28Does he have a job?
00:07:30He's a programmer at Don Juar.
00:07:32Don Juar?
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34What's his dating history like?
00:07:39Have you online stalked him?
00:07:41He's not really online.
00:07:43Impossible, everyone is online.
00:07:47I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.
00:07:49I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.
00:07:51I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.
00:07:54Let me just do my magic.
00:08:01Other than his lame-ass LinkedIn page, nothing.
00:08:04It's not too late to back out, you know?
00:08:07I'm sorry.
00:08:23I'm standing in white,
00:08:25breathing heavy deep in thought.
00:08:28I haven't felt this way since Charles.
00:08:31Does Sebastian know what happened to you?
00:08:38I just want to start over.
00:08:41Start fresh.
00:08:44I know it's hard to talk about, but all I get are fragments.
00:08:58I want to remember.
00:09:00I just, I don't know what's reality and what's a dream.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:09Okay, it's okay.
00:09:10I'm sorry, I brought it up.
00:09:12It's okay.
00:09:23Uh, what did you say Sebastian does for a living?
00:09:26He's a programmer at Tanwar.
00:09:29Uh-huh, sure about that.
00:09:34All right.
00:09:35All right, come on in.
00:09:39Welcome to our house.
00:09:41Yeah.
00:09:41Yeah.
00:09:43It's all right.
00:09:45Oh my goodness.
00:10:00This is the Greystone, okay.
00:10:06Well, good to know you weren't a bum with zero prospects.
00:10:12Would you like a tour?
00:10:14No, I should go.
00:10:15I'll leave you two newlyweds in peace.
00:10:18Enjoy your weekend.
00:10:19Enjoy your honeymoon.
00:10:21Bye.
00:10:22Bye.
00:10:26Can I show you around?
00:10:27Yeah.
00:10:29Yeah, leave it.
00:10:30Someone will grab it.
00:10:31Come on.
00:10:51Yeah, this place is really nice.
00:10:54It's okay.
00:10:58And this is our bedroom.
00:11:19I know this might be a little weird and very sudden.
00:11:23I could sleep in the guest bedroom if you want, you know, until you get comfortable.
00:11:27No, don't be silly.
00:11:32Married couples don't sleep in separate beds, especially not on their honeymoon.
00:11:38Oh.
00:11:40Is this our honeymoon?
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:53Come on.
00:11:57Okay.
00:12:05What do you think?
00:12:06It's so big for no reason.
00:12:08Because I sleep like this.
00:12:10You sleep like a starfish.
00:12:11Yes, I do.
00:12:12And I sleep like this.
00:12:13Wait, are you ticklish?
00:12:15Nope.
00:12:16Yes, you are.
00:12:17Not ticklish?
00:12:18No, I'm not.
00:12:19You're a liar.
00:12:20You're such a liar.
00:12:21You're such a liar.
00:12:34You probably got a lot to unpack, huh?
00:12:36You hungry?
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:39Yeah, why don't I whip something up in the kitchen for you?
00:12:41What do you think?
00:12:42Pizza?
00:12:43Yeah.
00:12:44Okay.
00:12:45Deep dish?
00:12:46Yes.
00:12:47Okay, coming right up.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:59Noelle!
00:13:02I know you're in there, Noelle.
00:13:06Just let me in.
00:13:10What do you want?
00:13:11Noelle!
00:13:12Hey!
00:13:13I'm so sorry.
00:13:14Hey, she's not here.
00:13:16Please.
00:13:18I'm sorry, Noelle.
00:13:20She's not here.
00:13:22There's no way for her to get back.
00:13:24Noelle doesn't live here anymore.
00:13:30Bullshit.
00:13:32You need to stop doing this to Noelle and to yourself.
00:13:44But I still love her.
00:13:48It's time you both move on.
00:13:55I just need to talk to her.
00:13:58It's different this time.
00:14:01It's too late.
00:14:03It's never too late.
00:14:07She's married now.
00:14:14It smells amazing.
00:14:15I can't believe you make your own pizza.
00:14:17I do.
00:14:19Only the best for my wife.
00:14:24Better than Giamatti's?
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:27My pizza's better.
00:14:29Someone's cocky.
00:14:32Well, it's my great-grandmother's recipe.
00:14:37Can't really lose.
00:14:39That's it.
00:14:42Mm-hmm.
00:14:46Mm-hmm.
00:14:49It's good.
00:14:50Yeah, it's got a little...
00:15:05This is beautiful.
00:15:07Do you make them yourself?
00:15:08Oh, um, yeah.
00:15:10I buy vintage parts, but I paint them myself.
00:15:13Oh, get out.
00:15:14Do you sell them yourself?
00:15:15Yeah, I sell them online on Bitsy.
00:15:17Nice.
00:15:18Mm-hmm.
00:15:19You know, there's an opening in the design department at Don Juar.
00:15:23You should apply.
00:15:24I'm not really looking for full-time work right now.
00:15:26Oh, but you could totally be part-time.
00:15:28I don't really qualify.
00:15:30Well, of course you qualify.
00:15:32I'll put in a good word for you.
00:15:34Sebastian, you don't understand.
00:15:35I never finished college.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38I just got, um, really depressed my senior year, and I dropped out.
00:15:42I don't really want to talk about it.
00:15:46Well, um, sorry to hear that.
00:15:50But...
00:15:51Um...
00:15:55But, anyway, it doesn't matter.
00:15:59But, um, let me just, one sec.
00:16:01Sorry, I don't know who this is.
00:16:05It's about damn time you open the fucking door.
00:16:10What are you doing here?
00:16:11I'm here to meet your wife.
00:16:12Uh, no.
00:16:13Yes, I'm here to meet your wife.
00:16:14No, you can't just show up like this.
00:16:16Fuck you, Basti.
00:16:17Let me meet your wife.
00:16:18No, I'm dead serious, y'all.
00:16:19I'm dead serious.
00:16:20You gotta go.
00:16:31It's taking so long.
00:16:52Seriously, you gotta go.
00:16:54Come on.
00:16:56What are you doing?
00:16:57That's it.
00:16:58Done.
00:17:01That's it for us.
00:17:11I can't do this.
00:17:16You're a fucking coward.
00:17:17Nice.
00:17:18You're a fucking coward.
00:17:20No, well, it's not what it looks like.
00:17:22I saw it.
00:17:23This is a huge mistake.
00:17:24Of course you have someone.
00:17:25Of course you do.
00:17:26I barely know you.
00:17:27Can you just let me explain, please?
00:17:29Rosalyn and I used to be together.
00:17:34Do you still have feelings for her?
00:17:48Do you still have feelings for her?
00:18:03I guess that's a yes.
00:18:04I didn't say that.
00:18:06Why would you marry me if you already had her?
00:18:09See, Rosalyn and I never were together together.
00:18:15It's complicated.
00:18:16We've had this on and off relationship our whole lives.
00:18:19Our families know each other.
00:18:22So it's an ongoing thing.
00:18:24No, no, that's not what I mean.
00:18:28Do you still want to be with her?
00:18:33No.
00:18:37I want to be with you.
00:18:42I'm sorry.
00:18:47Phone call from baby bro.
00:18:51Donna, cancel call.
00:18:53Playing cancel culture.
00:18:55No, Donna, cancel call.
00:18:58Playing cancel culture.
00:19:00Oh, no.
00:19:04No.
00:19:06No.
00:19:07Dance with me.
00:19:09Yeah?
00:19:11Donna, activate mood lighting.
00:19:16Oh.
00:19:17Nice.
00:19:18Fancy.
00:19:19Good job.
00:19:21Oh, my God.
00:19:44What's happening?
00:19:46What's happening?
00:19:47Okay, okay.
00:19:50Okay.
00:19:57Hey, hey.
00:19:59What happened?
00:20:00What happened?
00:20:01There you go.
00:20:02Hey.
00:20:03I was scared.
00:20:05I don't know.
00:20:06We were dancing and then you got dizzy and I think lost consciousness.
00:20:10Okay, we should get you checked out.
00:20:12No, it's okay.
00:20:14I insist.
00:20:16No.
00:20:18This is just something that happens.
00:20:21I have dissociative amnesia.
00:20:24Something happened to me five years ago.
00:20:27I don't really remember what happened.
00:20:30Sometimes snippets just come back.
00:20:33Well, I'm here for you.
00:20:39Let me know how I can help.
00:20:45How about that pizza?
00:20:47I'm starving.
00:20:48Okay.
00:20:50One pizza coming right up.
00:20:52You sure you're okay?
00:20:53Yeah.
00:21:03Is this your mom?
00:21:06Yeah.
00:21:09When will I get to meet her?
00:21:13You won't.
00:21:16I'm sorry.
00:21:18I know that we skipped a lot of steps and we haven't really talked about meeting family.
00:21:25She passed away when I was six.
00:21:29Sorry.
00:21:30That's okay.
00:21:32You know, this is actually the last picture we have together.
00:21:40I must miss her.
00:21:43You know, you kind of remind me of her.
00:21:47And your dad?
00:21:49Wasn't really around much when I was growing up.
00:21:52My dad wasn't really around when I was growing up either.
00:21:55My mom raised me on her own.
00:21:58She has cancer.
00:22:01Stage four.
00:22:03I'm so sorry.
00:22:07She's a fighter.
00:22:10I'm actually visiting her tomorrow.
00:22:14Do you want to come?
00:22:18Do you want to come?
00:22:26I guess it's meet the parents time.
00:22:29You don't have to.
00:22:31I know, like, you can meet my parents whenever you're ready and I can meet yours whenever.
00:22:36I want to meet your mom.
00:22:40And if she's anything like you, I'm sure I'll love her.
00:22:49We can go visit my mom after breakfast.
00:22:52Cool.
00:22:54Hey, Noel?
00:23:07Mm-hmm.
00:23:09Who's Charles?
00:23:16Sebastian?
00:23:18That's me.
00:23:19Why are you looking through my phone?
00:23:21I just couldn't help but notice it's blowing up with, like, ten missed calls from this guy Charles.
00:23:28Who is he?
00:23:29It's none of your business.
00:23:30Of course it is.
00:23:31I'm your husband.
00:23:32I need to know these things.
00:23:33Oh, because you tell your wife everything.
00:23:39That's fair.
00:23:43Charles and I haven't dated in five years.
00:23:49Then why is he greeting you happy anniversary?
00:23:52It's just something he does every year.
00:23:54You don't have to worry about him.
00:23:57Really?
00:24:00I'm with you.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:25Okay, good night.
00:24:28I love you.
00:24:31I love you.
00:24:34I love you.
00:24:37I love you.
00:24:40I just don't know what I did wrong.
00:25:09No, I don't think so. He was definitely hard.
00:25:17He's here. I gotta go. I'll call you back.
00:25:39Hey, Noelle. Nice to have you on this day.
00:26:03You know, I think it's all about saving Mother Earth, and I restrict my showers to once a
00:26:08month, and deodorant's a social capitalist construct anyway, so I actually brought something
00:26:16for you.
00:26:18That's so thoughtful. Thank you.
00:26:23My mom picked it out just for you. She would actually love to join us on our next date.
00:26:29Oh, thanks.
00:26:33Pick a card. Okay, look at it.
00:26:36Is, um...
00:26:39If it's green, you sell it. If it's red, you buy it. Do you not know what arrows mean?
00:26:58Hello.
00:27:14I'm Sebastian.
00:27:28Oh, no. Okay. Right. Where were we? Um, favorite. Favorite movie. Okay. Favorite movie. Lawrence
00:27:40of Arabia. Oh. Surprising? All 22... 222 minutes. How about you? Um, I'm actually a big Tim
00:27:51Burton fan, so I'd probably say Big Fish. Okay. Yeah. Mine's Batman. Oh, the brooding
00:27:57vigilante. That's me. Not actually. Or maybe. I've never seen you two in a room together.
00:28:04Hey. Okay. What was that? What's your favorite midnight snack? Pizza. Pineapples on pizza?
00:28:10An abomination. You're perfect.
00:28:17Now that that's out of the way...
00:28:18Want to get married? Yeah, so, um, I got married. You what? I got married. I heard you the first
00:28:33time. His name is Sebastian. I just, I, I just can't believe you actually went through with it.
00:28:41Time wasn't on my side. Hey, your mom will pull through. She's a fighter.
00:28:48I don't want to do chemo anymore. Just want to enjoy what time you and I have left together.
00:28:56You can still fight this, Mom. We'll see. We'll see. Enough about that.
00:29:04Did you get on that dating app Haley mentioned?
00:29:10I don't know if I'm ready. I don't want you to be all alone after I'm gone.
00:29:15I want you to be married. Taken care of.
00:29:21Celebrations are in order. Yes. For you.
00:29:34You can't ignore Charles forever. He needs to know.
00:29:37I'll tell him. Eventually.
00:29:41Eventually. You do you.
00:30:00Mr. President, the chairman would like to reschedule the meeting.
00:30:05Can you reiterate that the meeting has happened this week? To my dad, thank you.
00:30:11So, uh, my mom's coming to our dad's thing with husband number five?
00:30:15Nope. Six.
00:30:18Is she gonna do what she always does with, what's his name?
00:30:22Rolando from Cartagena. Douchebag on steroids.
00:30:26Yeah, that's gross. Hey, baby bro, new news.
00:30:30The Greystone is off limits. Indefinitely.
00:30:34Indefinitely? What do you mean, indefinitely?
00:30:37Indefinitely. My wife's moving in this weekend.
00:30:40What? Wife?
00:30:48What do you mean wife? I mean wife,
00:30:52marriage certificate and all. It's done.
00:30:55I mean, congrats, but I just didn't think you were actually going to go through with it.
00:31:02What choice did I have? I'd lose everything.
00:31:07I never understood why our inheritance was so contingent on these archaic-ass clauses anyway.
00:31:12You're telling me. Make it make sense.
00:31:15Dad had to do it. Granddad had to do it. His dad had to do it.
00:31:18You're gonna have to do it. It is what it is. Yeah, but I'm gonna live my life first.
00:31:24I'm excited for you to meet her. She's a real sweetheart.
00:31:29Does Rosalind know?
00:31:37Hey boy genius, don't you have anywhere else to be?
00:31:40Don't you have your own office? I'm on a juice cleanse and I need a fucking drink.
00:31:46Well, Seb, I'm out. Peace.
00:31:52Hi. Hi.
00:31:59Ros. Miss me?
00:32:03Ros.
00:32:04Oh, Roscoe. I tease you, then we make out, then I reject you. Not the other way around.
00:32:15Hey, we need to talk.
00:32:20Us kill.
00:32:26You remember when I said I wanted to get married?
00:32:28Dude, not this again. I already told you I'm not in the mood for this.
00:32:31Not this again. I already told you I'm not trying to get married.
00:32:34Well, I got married.
00:32:40Is this a prank? Did Aaron put you up to this? That's funny.
00:32:44Ah, that's funny.
00:32:48Her name's Noelle.
00:32:52What?
00:32:54It was time, Ros.
00:32:58I don't know what to say.
00:33:02What?
00:33:15What the fuck, Rasty?
00:33:18I had no choice.
00:33:20Okay, he's cute.
00:33:23Does he have a job?
00:33:25He's a programmer at Dunmore.
00:33:27Dunmore?
00:33:28What's his dating history like?
00:33:34Have you online stalked him?
00:33:36He's not really online.
00:33:38Impossible.
00:33:38What's his dating history like?
00:33:44Have you online stalked him?
00:33:46He's not really online.
00:33:48Impossible. Everyone is online.
00:33:52Let me just do my magic.
00:33:58Other than his lame-ass LinkedIn page, nothing.
00:34:01It's not too late to back out, you know.
00:34:08I'm standing in white, breathing heavy, deep in thought.
00:34:24I haven't felt this way since...
00:34:26Charles?
00:34:32Does Sebastian know what happened to you?
00:34:36I just want to start over. Start fresh.
00:34:41I know it's hard to talk about, but...
00:34:48All I get are fragments.
00:34:53Hey.
00:34:55I want to remember. I just...
00:34:58I don't know what's reality and what's a dream.
00:35:05Okay. Okay. It's okay. I'm sorry. I brought it up.
00:35:20Uh, what did you say Sebastian does for a living?
00:35:24He's a programmer at Don Juar.
00:35:27Uh-huh. Sure about that?
00:35:32Alright.
00:35:33Alright. Come on in.
00:35:36Welcome to our house.
00:35:38Yeah.
00:35:39Yeah?
00:35:40It's okay.
00:35:42Oh my goodness.
00:35:45This is... uh, the Greystone. Okay.
00:35:51Huh.
00:35:52Good to know you weren't a bum with zero prospects.
00:35:57Would you like a tour?
00:35:59No, I should go.
00:36:01I'm sorry.
00:36:02No, it's okay.
00:36:03I'm sorry.
00:36:04I'm sorry.
00:36:05I'm sorry.
00:36:06I'm sorry.
00:36:07I'm sorry.
00:36:08I'm sorry.
00:36:09I'm sorry.
00:36:10I'm sorry.
00:36:11I'm sorry.
00:36:12I'm sorry.
00:36:13No, I should go. I'll leave you two newlyweds in peace.
00:36:16Enjoy your weekend.
00:36:18Enjoy your honeymoon.
00:36:20Bye.
00:36:21Bye.
00:36:25Can I show you around?
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:27Oh, just, yeah, leave it. Someone will grab it. Come on.
00:36:32High up in the mountain of my heart
00:36:36There's a view staring at me that is brighter than the sun
00:36:42Streetlights lighting up the darkest alleys
00:36:47I wonder where the shadows...
00:36:50Yeah, this place is really nice.
00:36:52Yeah, it's okay.
00:36:57And this is our bedroom.
00:37:13Ah.
00:37:18I know this might be a little weird and very sudden.
00:37:21I could sleep in the guest bedroom if you want.
00:37:23You know, until you get comfortable.
00:37:26No, don't be silly.
00:37:30Married couples don't sleep in separate beds, especially not on their honeymoon.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:38Is this our honeymoon?
00:37:40Yeah.
00:37:54Come on.
00:37:55Okay.
00:38:03What do you think?
00:38:05It's so big for an arena.
00:38:07Because I sleep like this.
00:38:08You sleep like a starfish.
00:38:09Yes, I do.
00:38:10Okay, and I sleep like this.
00:38:11Wait, are you ticklish?
00:38:13Nope.
00:38:14Yes, you are.
00:38:15I'm not ticklish. No, I'm not.
00:38:16You're a liar. You're such a liar. You are sleeping like this.
00:38:31You probably got a lot to unpack, huh?
00:38:34You hungry?
00:38:36Yeah.
00:38:37Yeah, why don't I whip something up in the kitchen for you?
00:38:39What do you think? Pizza?
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:41Okay.
00:38:42Deep dish?
00:38:44Yes.
00:38:45Okay, coming right up.
00:38:57Noelle!
00:39:00I know you're in there, Noelle.
00:39:04Just let me in.
00:39:07What do you want?
00:39:08Noelle!
00:39:09Hey!
00:39:11I'm so sorry.
00:39:12Hey, she's not here!
00:39:14Please.
00:39:16I'm sorry, Noelle.
00:39:18She's not here.
00:39:20There's no way for her to get back.
00:39:22Noelle doesn't live here anymore.
00:39:28Bullshit.
00:39:30You need to stop doing this to Noelle and to yourself.
00:39:37I know.
00:39:43But I still love her.
00:39:46It's time you both move on.
00:39:54I just need to talk to her.
00:39:56It's different this time.
00:39:59It's too late.
00:40:01It's never too late.
00:40:04She's married now.
00:40:11Smells amazing. I can't believe you make your own pizza.
00:40:14I do. Only the best for my wife.
00:40:21Better than Giamatti's?
00:40:23Yeah. My pizza's better.
00:40:26Someone's cocky.
00:40:29Well, it's my great-grandmother's recipe.
00:40:34Can't really lose.
00:40:47It's good.
00:40:48Yeah, it's got a little...
00:40:59This is beautiful. Do you make them yourself?
00:41:02Oh, yeah. I buy vintage parts, but I paint them myself.
00:41:07Oh, get out. Do you sell them yourself?
00:41:09Yeah, I sell them online on Bitsy.
00:41:11Nice!
00:41:13You know, there's an opening in the design department at Don Juar. You should apply.
00:41:18I'm not really looking for full-time work right now.
00:41:20Oh, but you could totally be part-time.
00:41:22I don't really qualify.
00:41:24Well, of course you qualify. I'll put in a good word for you.
00:41:27Sebastian, you don't understand. I never finished college.
00:41:31Okay.
00:41:32I just got, um, really depressed my senior year, and I dropped out. I don't really want to talk about it.
00:41:40Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
00:41:46But...
00:41:49Um...
00:41:51Um...
00:41:53But, anyway...
00:41:55It doesn't matter, but, um...
00:41:57Let me just... One sec. Sorry. I don't know who this is.
00:42:05It's about damn time you open the fucking door.
00:42:07What are you doing here?
00:42:08I'm here to meet your wife.
00:42:10Uh, no.
00:42:11Yes, I'm here to meet your wife.
00:42:12No, you can't just show up like this.
00:42:14Fuck you, Sebastian. Let me meet your wife.
00:42:16No, I'm dead serious, y'all. I'm dead serious. You gotta go.
00:42:21Fuck.
00:42:29It's taking so long.
00:42:50Seriously, you gotta go. Come on.
00:42:53What are you doing?
00:42:54So that's it. Done.
00:42:58That's it for us.
00:43:08I can't do this.
00:43:13You're a fucking coward.
00:43:15No, it's...
00:43:16You're a fucking coward.
00:43:17No, well, it's not what it looks like.
00:43:20My God, where does he come from? This is a huge mistake.
00:43:22Of course you have someone. Of course you do. I barely know you.
00:43:25Can you just let me explain, please?
00:43:27Rosalyn and I used to be together.
00:43:32Do you still have feelings for her?
00:43:46Do you still have feelings for her?
00:43:51Yes.
00:44:01I guess that's a yes.
00:44:02I didn't say that.
00:44:04Why would you marry me if you already had her?
00:44:07See, Rosalyn and I never were together together.
00:44:13It's complicated.
00:44:14We've had this on and off relationship our whole lives.
00:44:18Our families know each other.
00:44:20So it's an ongoing thing.
00:44:22No, no, that's not what I mean.
00:44:27Do you still want to be with her?
00:44:31No.
00:44:35I want to be with you.
00:44:40I'm sorry.
00:44:41I'm sorry.
00:44:46Phone call from Baby Bro.
00:44:50Donna, cancel call.
00:44:52Playing cancel culture.
00:44:54No, Donna, cancel call.
00:44:57Playing cancel culture.
00:44:59Oh, no.
00:45:03No.
00:45:05Totally ruined that.
00:45:07He just danced with me.
00:45:08Yeah?
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:11Activate mood lighting.
00:45:16Nice.
00:45:17Fancy.
00:45:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening?
00:45:44What's happening, what's happening?
00:45:46Okay, okay.
00:45:49Okay.
00:45:55Hey, hey.
00:45:57What happened?
00:45:58What happened?
00:45:59There you go.
00:46:00Hey.
00:46:02I was scared.
00:46:03I don't know.
00:46:04We were dancing and then you got dizzy and I think lost consciousness.
00:46:08Okay, we should get you checked out.
00:46:10No, it's okay.
00:46:12I insist.
00:46:14No.
00:46:16This is just something that happens.
00:46:19I have disassociative amnesia.
00:46:22Something happened to me five years ago.
00:46:25I don't really remember what happened.
00:46:28Sometimes snippets just come back.
00:46:31Well, I'm here for you.
00:46:37Let me know how I can help.
00:46:41How about that pizza?
00:46:44I'm starving.
00:46:45Okay.
00:46:47One pizza coming right up.
00:46:49You sure you're okay?
00:46:50Yeah.
00:47:00Is this your mom?
00:47:03Yeah.
00:47:06When will I get to meet her?
00:47:07When will I get to meet her?
00:47:11You won't.
00:47:14I'm sorry.
00:47:16I know that we skipped a lot of steps and we haven't really talked about meeting family.
00:47:23She passed away when I was six.
00:47:27Sorry.
00:47:28That's okay.
00:47:30You know, this is actually the last picture we have together.
00:47:38You must miss her.
00:47:41You know, you kind of remind me of her.
00:47:45And your dad?
00:47:47Wasn't really around much when I was growing up.
00:47:50My dad wasn't really around when I was growing up either.
00:47:53My mom raised me on her own.
00:47:56She has cancer.
00:47:59Stage four.
00:48:01I'm so sorry.
00:48:05She's a fighter.
00:48:08I'm actually visiting her tomorrow.
00:48:12Do you want to come?
00:48:16Do you want to come?
00:48:24I guess it's meet the parents time.
00:48:27You don't have to.
00:48:29I know, like, you can meet my parents whenever you're ready and I can meet yours whenever you're ready.
00:48:34I want to meet your mom.
00:48:38And if she's anything like you, I'm sure I'll love her.
00:48:47We can go visit my mom after breakfast.
00:48:50Cool.
00:49:04Hey, Noelle.
00:49:05Mm-hmm.
00:49:07Who's Charles?
00:49:14Sebastian.
00:49:16That's me.
00:49:17Why are you looking through my phone?
00:49:19I just couldn't help but notice.
00:49:22It's blowing up with, like, ten missed calls from this guy Charles. Who is he?
00:49:27It's none of your business.
00:49:28Of course it is. I'm your husband. I need to know these things.
00:49:31Oh, because you tell your wife everything.
00:49:37That's fair.
00:49:41Charles and I haven't dated in five years.
00:49:46Then why is he greeting you happy anniversary?
00:49:50It's just something he does every year. You don't have to worry about him.
00:49:54Really?
00:49:58I'm with you.
00:50:01I'm with you.
00:50:31Okay.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:43Okay, goodnight.
00:51:02I just don't know what I did wrong.
00:51:05No, I don't think so. He was definitely hard.
00:51:13He's here. I gotta go. I'll call you back.
00:51:32Bye.
00:51:56Hey.
00:51:57Hi.
00:51:58Hey, Noelle. Nice to meet you.
00:51:59Nice to meet you.
00:52:01You know, the thing is, it's all about saving Mother Earth, man.
00:52:04I restrict my showers to once a month and deodorant is a social capitalist construct anyway, so...
00:52:12I actually brought something for you.
00:52:18That's so thoughtful. Thank you.
00:52:21My mom picked it out just for you. She would actually love to join us on our next date.
00:52:26Oh.
00:52:27Yeah.
00:52:28Hmm?
00:52:30Pick a card.
00:52:32Okay, look at it.
00:52:34Is...
00:52:35Um...
00:52:37If it's green, you sell it. If it's red, you buy it. Do you not know what arrows mean?
00:52:58Hello?
00:53:05Hello?
00:53:12I'm Sebastian.
00:53:14No. Okay.
00:53:15Right.
00:53:16Where were we?
00:53:17Um...
00:53:19Favorite...
00:53:21Favorite movie.
00:53:22Okay.
00:53:23Favorite movie.
00:53:25Lawrence of Arabia.
00:53:26Oh.
00:53:27Surprising? All 22... 222 minutes.
00:53:30How?
00:53:31I don't know.
00:53:32I don't know.
00:53:33I don't know.
00:53:34I don't know.
00:53:35I don't know.
00:53:36I don't know.
00:53:37I don't know.
00:53:38I don't know.
00:53:39I don't know.
00:53:40I don't know.
00:53:41I don't know.
00:53:42222 minutes.
00:53:43How?
00:53:44How about you?
00:53:45How about you?
00:53:46Uh...
00:53:47I'm actually a big Tim Burton fan, so I'd probably say Big Fish.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:52Yeah.
00:53:53Mine's Batman.
00:53:54Oh! The brooding vigilante.
00:53:56That's me.
00:53:57Not actually.
00:53:58Or maybe.
00:54:00I've never seen you two in a room together.
00:54:01Hey.
00:54:02Okay.
00:54:03What was that?
00:54:04What's your favorite midnight snack?
00:54:06Pizza.
00:54:07Pineapples on pizza?
00:54:08An abomination.
00:54:09You're perfect.
00:54:12Now that that's out of the way, want to get married?
00:54:22Yeah, so, um, I got married.
00:54:27You what?
00:54:29I got married.
00:54:30I heard you the first time.
00:54:34His name is Sebastian.
00:54:35I just, I, I just can't believe you actually went through with it.
00:54:39Time wasn't on my side.
00:54:42Hey, your mom will pull through.
00:54:43She's a fighter.
00:54:49I don't want to do chemo anymore.
00:54:52Just want to enjoy what time you and I have left together.
00:54:54You can still fight this, Mom.
00:54:57We'll see, we'll see.
00:55:00Enough about that.
00:55:03Did you get on that dating app Haley mentioned?
00:55:08I don't know if I'm ready.
00:55:10I don't want you to be all alone after I'm gone.
00:55:14I want you to be married, taken care of.
00:55:21Celebrations are in order.
00:55:24Yes, for you.
00:55:33You can't ignore Charles forever.
00:55:34He needs to know.
00:55:37I'll tell him.
00:55:39Eventually.
00:55:41You do you.
00:55:58Mr. President, the chairman would
00:56:00like to reschedule the meeting.
00:56:03Can you reiterate that the meeting has happened this week?
00:56:06To my dad, thank you.
00:56:09So my mom's coming to our dad's thing with husband number five?
00:56:14Nope, six.
00:56:17Is she going to do what she always does with what's
00:56:19his name?
00:56:21Rolando from Cartagena, douchebag on steroids.
00:56:25That's gross.
00:56:27Hey, baby bro, new news.
00:56:29The Greystone is off limits, indefinitely.
00:56:32Indefinitely?
00:56:33What do you mean, indefinitely?
00:56:35Indefinitely.
00:56:37My wife's moving in this weekend.
00:56:41Wife?
00:56:47What do you mean, wife?
00:56:50I mean, wife.
00:56:50Marriage certificate and all.
00:56:53It's done.
00:56:54I mean, congrats, but I just didn't
00:56:57think you were actually going to go through with it.
00:57:01What choice did I have?
00:57:05I never understood why our inheritance
00:57:07was so contingent on these archaic ass clauses anyway.
00:57:10Yeah, you're telling me.
00:57:11Make it make sense?
00:57:13Dad had to do it.
00:57:14Granddad had to do it.
00:57:15His dad had to do it.
00:57:16You're going to have to do it.
00:57:17It is what it is.
00:57:18Yeah, but I'm going to live my life first.
00:57:22I'm excited for you to meet her.
00:57:24She's a real sweetheart.
00:57:27Does Rosalind know?
00:57:35Hey, boy genius.
00:57:36Don't you have anywhere else to be?
00:57:38Don't you have your own office?
00:57:40I'm on a juice cleanse, and I need a fucking drink.
00:57:44Well, Seb, I'm out.
00:57:47Peace.
00:57:50Hi.
00:57:51Hey.
00:57:58Ros.
00:58:00Miss me?
00:58:03Ros.
00:58:04Let's go.
00:58:06I tease you, then we make out, then I reject you.
00:58:13Not the other way around.
00:58:16Hey, we need to talk.
00:58:20Let's kill.
00:58:27You remember when I said I wanted to get married?
00:58:29Dude, not this again.
00:58:30I already told you I'm not trying to get married.
00:58:33Well, I got married.
00:58:38Is this a prank?
00:58:41Did Aaron put you up to this?
00:58:42That's funny.
00:58:43That's funny.
00:58:46Her name's Noelle.
00:58:50What?
00:58:52It was time, Ros.
00:58:56I don't know what to say.
00:59:03I'm sorry.
00:59:13What the fuck, Mastie?
00:59:17I had no choice.
00:59:29OK, he's cute.
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:32Does he have a job?
00:59:34He's a programmer at Don Juar.
00:59:35Don Juar?
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:38What's his dating history like?
00:59:43Have you online stalked him?
00:59:45He's not really online.
00:59:47Impossible.
00:59:47Everyone is online.
00:59:51Let me just do my magic.
00:59:57Other than his lame ass LinkedIn page, nothing.
01:00:00It's not too late to back out, you know?
01:00:18I'm standing in white, breathing
01:00:21heavy, deep in thought.
01:00:23I haven't felt this way since Charles.
01:00:31Does Sebastian know what happened to you?
01:00:35I just want to start over.
01:00:37Start fresh.
01:00:40I know it's hard to talk about, but all I get are fragments.
01:00:52Hey.
01:00:54I want to remember.
01:00:56I just, I don't know what's reality and what's a dream.
01:01:04OK.
01:01:05OK, it's OK.
01:01:06I'm sorry I brought it up.
01:01:08It's OK.
01:01:20What did you say Sebastian does for a living?
01:01:23He's a programmer at Don Juar.
01:01:27Sure about that?
01:01:31All right.
01:01:32All right, come on in.
01:01:35Welcome to our house.
01:01:37Yeah.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:41Oh my goodness.
01:01:57This is the Greystone, OK.
01:02:03Well, good to know you weren't a bum with zero prospects.
01:02:09Would you like a tour?
01:02:11No, I should go.
01:02:12I'll leave you two newlyweds in peace.
01:02:14Enjoy your weekend.
01:02:16Enjoy your honeymoon.
01:02:18Bye.
01:02:19Bye.
01:02:23Can I show you around?
01:02:24Yeah.
01:02:26Oh, this.
01:02:27Yeah, leave it.
01:02:27Someone will grab it.
01:02:28Come on.
01:02:49Yeah, this place is really nice.
01:02:51Yeah, it's OK.
01:02:56And this is our bedroom.
01:03:17I know this might be a little weird and very sudden.
01:03:19I could sleep in the guest bedroom
01:03:21if you want until you get comfortable.
01:03:24No, don't be silly.
01:03:29Married couples don't sleep in separate beds,
01:03:32especially not on their honeymoon.
01:03:35Oh.
01:03:37Is this our honeymoon?
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:53Come on.
01:03:54OK.
01:04:02What do you think?
01:04:04It's so big for no reason.
01:04:06Because I sleep like this.
01:04:07You sleep like a starfish.
01:04:08Yes, I do.
01:04:09And I sleep like this.
01:04:11Wait, are you ticklish?
01:04:12Nope.
01:04:13Yes, you are.
01:04:14I'm not ticklish.
01:04:15You're a liar.
01:04:15You're such a liar.
01:04:16You are sleeping like this.
01:04:25You probably got a lot to unpack, huh?
01:04:28Um.
01:04:28You hungry?
01:04:30Yeah.
01:04:31Yeah, why don't I whip something up in the kitchen for you?
01:04:33What do you think, pizza?
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:35OK.
01:04:36Deep dish?
01:04:38Yes.
01:04:39OK, coming right up.
01:04:55Noelle?
01:04:59I know you're in there, Noelle.
01:05:03Just let me in.
01:05:07What do you want?
01:05:07Noelle.
01:05:08Hey.
01:05:10I'm so sorry.
01:05:11Hey, she's not here.
01:05:13Please.
01:05:15I'm sorry, Noelle.
01:05:17She's not here.
01:05:19Then I'll wait for her to get back.
01:05:21Noelle doesn't live here anymore.
01:05:27Bullshit.
01:05:29You need to stop doing this to Noelle and to yourself.
01:05:41But I still love her.
01:05:45It's time you both move on.
01:05:52I just need to talk to her.
01:05:55It's different this time.
01:05:57It's too late.
01:05:59It's never too late.
01:06:04She's married now.
01:06:11Smells amazing.
01:06:12I can't believe you make your own pizza.
01:06:13I do.
01:06:15Only the best for my wife.
01:06:18Wow.
01:06:21Better than Giamatti's?
01:06:22Yeah.
01:06:23My pizza's better.
01:06:26Someone's cocky.
01:06:28Well, it's my great-grandmother's recipe.
01:06:34Can't really lose.
01:06:36Let's see.
01:06:39Mm-hmm.
01:06:42Mm.
01:06:43Mm-hmm.
01:06:45It's good.
01:06:46Yeah.
01:06:47It's got a little.
01:07:01This is beautiful.
01:07:03Do you make them yourself?
01:07:04Oh, um, yeah.
01:07:06I, um, I buy vintage parts, but I paint them myself.
01:07:09Oh, get out.
01:07:10Do you sell them yourself?
01:07:11Yeah, I sell them online on Bitsy.
01:07:14Nice.
01:07:16You know, there's a opening in the design department
01:07:19at Don Juar.
01:07:20You should apply.
01:07:21I'm not really looking for full-time work right now.
01:07:23Oh, but you could totally be part-time.
01:07:25I don't really qualify.
01:07:27Well, of course you qualify.
01:07:29I'll put in a good word for you.
01:07:30Sebastian, you don't understand.
01:07:32I never finished college.
01:07:34OK.
01:07:35I just got, um, really depressed my senior year,
01:07:38and I dropped out.
01:07:39I don't really want to talk about it.
01:07:43Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
01:07:51Um, but anyway, it doesn't matter.
01:07:57Let me just, one sec.
01:07:58Sorry, I don't know who this is.
01:08:05It's about damn time you open the fucking door.
01:08:07What are you doing here?
01:08:08I'm here to meet your wife.
01:08:10No.
01:08:10Yes, I'm here to meet your wife.
01:08:12You can't just show up like this.
01:08:14Fuck you, Baskin.
01:08:15Let me meet your wife.
01:08:16I'm here to meet your wife.
01:08:16No, I'm dead serious, y'all.
01:08:17I'm dead serious.
01:08:18You gotta go.
01:08:28What's taking so long?
01:08:43Seriously, you gotta go.
01:08:44Come on.
01:08:46What are you doing?
01:08:47So that's it, then.
01:08:51That's it for us.
01:09:01I can't do this.
01:09:06I'm sorry.
01:09:13You're a fucking coward.
01:09:15You're a fucking coward.
01:09:17No, well, it's not what it looks like.
01:09:19My God, of course you have.
01:09:21This is a huge mistake.
01:09:21Of course you have someone.
01:09:22Of course you do.
01:09:23I barely know you.
01:09:24Can you just let me explain, please?
01:09:26Rosalyn and I used to be together.
01:09:31Do you still have feelings for her?
01:09:43Do you still have feelings for her?
01:09:55I guess that's a yes.
01:09:57I didn't say that.
01:09:58Why would you marry me if you already had her?
01:10:02See, Rosalyn and I never were together together.
01:10:10Together?
01:10:12It's complicated.
01:10:13We've had this on and off relationship our whole lives.
01:10:17Our families know each other.
01:10:19So it's an ongoing thing.
01:10:21No, no, that's not what I mean.
01:10:25Do you still want to be with her?
01:10:30No.
01:10:34I want to be with you.
01:10:39I'm sorry.
01:10:44Phone call from baby bro.
01:10:48Donna, cancel call.
01:10:50Playing cancel culture.
01:10:52No, Donna, cancel call.
01:10:55Playing cancel culture.
01:10:58Oh, no.
01:10:58Oh, no, I'm sorry.
01:11:04Totally ruined the night.
01:11:05Dance with me.
01:11:06Yeah?
01:11:07Yeah.
01:11:09Donna, activate mood lighting.
01:11:15Nice.
01:11:15Fancy.
01:11:16Good job.
01:11:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening?
01:11:43What's happening?
01:11:44What's happening?
01:11:45OK, OK.
01:11:54Hey, hey.
01:11:56What happened?
01:11:57What happened?
01:11:58There you go.
01:11:59Hey, I was scared.
01:12:02I don't know.
01:12:03We were dancing, and then you got dizzy
01:12:05and I think lost consciousness.
01:12:08OK, we should get you checked out.
01:12:09No, it's OK.
01:12:11I insist.
01:12:13No.
01:12:15This is just something that happens.
01:12:18I have disassociative amnesia.
01:12:21Something happened to me five years ago.
01:12:24I don't really remember what happened.
01:12:27Sometimes snippets just come back.
01:12:30Well, I'm here for you.
01:12:36Let me know how I can help.
01:12:37OK.
01:12:42How about that pizza?
01:12:45I'm starving.
01:12:46OK.
01:12:47One pizza coming right up.
01:12:49You sure you're OK?
01:12:51Yeah.
01:13:01Is this your mom?
01:13:04Yeah.
01:13:06I don't think I'll ever get to meet her.
01:13:11You won't.
01:13:14I'm sorry.
01:13:15I know that we skipped a lot of steps
01:13:18and we haven't really talked about meeting family.
01:13:22She passed away when I was six.
01:13:27Sorry.
01:13:28That's OK.
01:13:29You know, this is actually the last picture
01:13:33we have together.
01:13:37You must miss her.
01:13:40You know, you kind of remind me of her.
01:13:44And your dad?
01:13:46Wasn't really around much when I was growing up.
01:13:49My dad wasn't really around when I was growing up either.
01:13:52My mom raised me on her own.
01:13:55She has cancer.
01:13:58Stage four.
01:14:00I'm so sorry.
01:14:04She's a fighter.
01:14:07I'm actually visiting her tomorrow.
01:14:11Do you want to come?
01:14:15Do you want to come?
01:14:23I guess it's meet the parents time.
01:14:26You don't have to.
01:14:28I know, like, you can meet my parents whenever you're ready
01:14:32and I can meet yours whenever you're ready.
01:14:34I want to meet your mom.
01:14:37And if she's anything like you, I'm sure I'll love her.
01:14:46We can go visit my mom after breakfast.
01:14:49Cool.
01:14:50Shh.
01:14:51Shh.
01:14:52Shh.
01:14:53Shh.
01:14:53Shh.
01:14:54Shh.
01:15:03Hey, Noelle?
01:15:04Mm-hmm?
01:15:06Who's Charles?
01:15:13Sebastian.
01:15:15That's me.
01:15:16Why are you looking through my phone?
01:15:18I just couldn't help but notice.
01:15:21It's blowing up with, like, 10 missed calls
01:15:24from this guy, Charles.
01:15:25Who is he?
01:15:26It's none of your business.
01:15:27Of course it is.
01:15:28I'm your husband.
01:15:29I need to know these things.
01:15:30Oh, because you tell your wife everything.
01:15:37That's fair.
01:15:41Charles and I haven't dated in five years.
01:15:46Then why is he greeting you happy anniversary?
01:15:49It's just something he does every year.
01:15:51You don't have to worry about him.
01:15:54Really?
01:15:57I'm with you.
01:16:20OK.
01:16:40OK.
01:16:42OK.
01:16:42Good night.
01:16:49I just don't know what I did wrong.
01:17:04No, I don't think so.
01:17:08He was definitely hard.
01:17:13He's here.
01:17:14I gotta go.
01:17:15I'll be right back.