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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:17And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:22Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:27Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:29Please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:30Tell who?
00:00:31Trevor?
00:00:32Please, uh, what's your name again?
00:00:33Martha.
00:00:34Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:35Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:00:36She's psycho?
00:00:37You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:42Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:43Okay.
00:00:44He's tucking your head.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:53Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt?
00:00:57Football player?
00:00:58No!
00:01:01Doesn't ring any bells.
00:01:04You're lying.
00:01:05Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is... even girls like you.
00:01:11I haven't seen him.
00:01:14Also, you've got a little...
00:01:18I'm watching you.
00:01:23Granny panties?
00:01:25Seriously?
00:01:26How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:29None of your business.
00:01:31Cover up.
00:01:33No thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:35She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:37Why, did she ask for something like...
00:01:39commitment?
00:01:41Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:43I don't like her like that, and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:45She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:47I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:49Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:51Huh?
00:01:53I said I owed you one. Am I man of my word?
00:01:57This is my chance.
00:02:01A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:03And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:05What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:07Drew Longhorn!
00:02:09Drew Longhorn?
00:02:11Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:13What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:15I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:17Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:21He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:24We had...
00:02:26chemistry.
00:02:28You had chemistry?
00:02:30Yes.
00:02:32Okay. You want his attention?
00:02:34Then we'll get his attention.
00:02:36But not in that.
00:02:38Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl.
00:02:40And it's not...
00:02:42Forget it.
00:02:44No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:46Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:48I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know?
00:02:50You're really pretty.
00:02:52You're messing with me.
00:02:54I'm not. I swear.
00:02:56You're just gonna have to trust me.
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:02First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:04Everyone's gonna notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:06And second...
00:03:08We need to go shopping.
00:03:10Shopping.
00:03:12One, two, three, four!
00:03:22Ta-da!
00:03:24Where did you get all this?
00:03:26It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:28Go on. Take your pick.
00:03:30It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:32Go on. Take your pick.
00:03:34No, thank you.
00:03:36I'm not parading around in your...
00:03:38hook-up trophies.
00:03:40These aren't trophies.
00:03:42These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:44It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:46So...
00:03:48I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:50I can 100% guarantee
00:03:52that the act of sex did not happen
00:03:54while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:56No.
00:03:58Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:02Just wear it. Trust me.
00:04:04I've worn it.
00:04:06I haven't worn it. I lied.
00:04:08I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts.
00:04:12Turn around.
00:04:14Are your eyes closed?
00:04:16Oh, yeah.
00:04:18Totally.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:34Turn around.
00:04:38Wow.
00:04:40Trevor!
00:04:42What? It's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:44Just get dressed, please.
00:04:46You still have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:48Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:54Oh, my God.
00:04:56Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:05:00No.
00:05:02I'm not doing this.
00:05:10Okay.
00:05:12I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:17All right.
00:05:19There's three things I need you to remember, okay?
00:05:21Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:23You listening?
00:05:25Yep.
00:05:27Okay. One, eye contact.
00:05:29Not like that.
00:05:31And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:33Oh, come on.
00:05:35This is serious.
00:05:37I'm very serious.
00:05:39All right. And three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:41You know, quick hand on the arm.
00:05:43You know, brushy on his bicep.
00:05:46You know what?
00:05:48You're not playing if you do that.
00:05:50Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:52Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
00:05:54All he does is play games.
00:06:00You ready?
00:06:04Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:08That was really good.
00:06:10I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:12I spoke too soon.
00:06:14All right.
00:06:28Hey, everyone.
00:06:30This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:32He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:34We're just friends.
00:06:36Oh, Mar-Mar, stop being so coy.
00:06:38We're in love.
00:06:40What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:42If we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:44Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:46It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone,
00:06:48especially if that someone is me.
00:06:50Who's gonna believe this anyway?
00:06:52Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:54No.
00:06:56Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:58Trev.
00:07:00What's up, man?
00:07:02I see you brought a friend.
00:07:04Yeah, this is, uh...
00:07:06You look familiar. Have we met?
00:07:08Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:10We had science class.
00:07:12We were lab partners.
00:07:14Oh, yeah.
00:07:16That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:18Yeah, definitely.
00:07:20Total joke.
00:07:22But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:24One second.
00:07:26Two seconds.
00:07:28Got him.
00:07:30What did you say your name was again?
00:07:32Her name is Martha.
00:07:34Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:36Well, hey, guys.
00:07:38We're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
00:07:40You care to join?
00:07:42Sure.
00:07:44Sweet. See you there.
00:07:48That was good, right?
00:07:50Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:52No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:54I got this.
00:08:02Conker, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:04So what?
00:08:06So?
00:08:08Just ignore her.
00:08:10My turn.
00:08:12Drink or dare?
00:08:14I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:16Drink.
00:08:18I want you to drink with...
00:08:20Trevor.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:24I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:26Drink.
00:08:28I want you to drink with...
00:08:30Trevor.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:36Open up.
00:08:56Yum.
00:08:58Okay, my turn.
00:09:00You.
00:09:02Drink or dare?
00:09:04Dare.
00:09:10I dare you to take off your panties
00:09:12and put them in the middle of the circle
00:09:14for the rest of the game.
00:09:18Hello?
00:09:20What are you waiting for?
00:09:22You don't have to do this.
00:09:24Yes, she does.
00:09:26Unfortunately, I can't do that.
00:09:28Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:34You're up next, Martha.
00:09:36Drew.
00:09:38Drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink with
00:09:44me.
00:09:46My pleasure.
00:09:48This is my chance
00:09:50to do what I've been dreaming about
00:09:52since freshman year.
00:10:04Drink.
00:10:20I should be happy.
00:10:22This is what I've always
00:10:24wanted. But...
00:10:26That was hot.
00:10:28Yeah.
00:10:30I hope I didn't make things weird
00:10:32between you two.
00:10:34No, it's fine.
00:10:36I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:38Never saw you around.
00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly 83 times
00:10:42since that class ended.
00:10:44Yeah, me too.
00:10:46I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:48Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:50Great. Give me your number.
00:10:56I just sent you a special message.
00:10:58Let me know when you get it.
00:11:00My wife has my phone. I'll be right back.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:08Who's next?
00:11:10Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor!
00:11:18Oh, sorry.
00:11:20Trevor!
00:11:30You win, Tiller James.
00:11:32You win.
00:11:48You okay?
00:11:54I'm leaving. You can stay.
00:11:56I just need my phone.
00:11:58Okay, where's my cigarette?
00:12:00I'll walk you home.
00:12:02Give them to me. No, you have to give them.
00:12:04I know that you have them.
00:12:06Your advice didn't work.
00:12:08Just so you know.
00:12:10It was probably for the best.
00:12:12You two never would have worked out.
00:12:14And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:16Is he too hot for me?
00:12:18Too popular?
00:12:20Or is it just pathetically
00:12:22obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd
00:12:24in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:26No.
00:12:28To all three.
00:12:30You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:32Not particularly.
00:12:34One, he's a douche.
00:12:36Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:38You're doing great so far.
00:12:40Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:42That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:44And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
00:12:50You're right.
00:12:52It was kind of terrible.
00:12:54Oh, but that look on Tila's face
00:12:56when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:12:58Oh, priceless.
00:13:00How do you do it?
00:13:02Do what?
00:13:04Hide your emotions.
00:13:06They're just so...
00:13:08easy to read.
00:13:10I noticed.
00:13:12I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:14What's your secret?
00:13:16I want to learn how to not care
00:13:18about anything like you do.
00:13:20There is no secret.
00:13:22There is no secret.
00:13:24It's just who I am, right?
00:13:26Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:46Tonight wasn't what I expected, but...
00:13:48thank you.
00:13:50Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:52I owed you one.
00:13:54I guess I missed that.
00:13:56No, I'm glad
00:13:58you knocked on my door.
00:14:00Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:02Yeah, because...
00:14:04even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:06I got my first kiss.
00:14:08I'm gonna go.
00:14:12Good night, Trevor.
00:14:20Good night.
00:14:38That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:50And there it was.
00:14:52The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:54Chemistry.
00:14:56Between Trevor,
00:14:58the guy with the biggest
00:15:00you-know-what on campus,
00:15:02and me.
00:15:04The virgin.
00:15:14Rumor has it that
00:15:16every girl on campus
00:15:18wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:20Every girl...
00:15:22except me.
00:15:24Because after last week,
00:15:26I could not be more over Drew.
00:15:28Martha.
00:15:30Mind if I join you?
00:15:32So...
00:15:34where did you run off to
00:15:36after the party on Saturday?
00:15:38I had to go home to study.
00:15:40I have a big test coming up.
00:15:42What are you up to later?
00:15:44Probably more studying.
00:15:46Why?
00:15:48The wet party.
00:15:52The wet party?
00:15:54It's only the most
00:15:56exclusive frat party on campus.
00:15:58So, of course,
00:16:00I've never been invited.
00:16:02What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:06I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:08But it could be the perfect way
00:16:10to get over.
00:16:12Wait. Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:14Hold?
00:16:16Nah. He's been ghosting me.
00:16:18Think he's out.
00:16:20Then I'm in.
00:16:22Excellent.
00:16:24Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:26A female friend?
00:16:30What are those?
00:16:32Guess who just got us tickets
00:16:34to the wet party.
00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:42Like being drooled over
00:16:44by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:46Maybe.
00:16:48Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:50No.
00:16:52Yes, okay.
00:16:54I just keep playing the night
00:16:56over and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:58I mean,
00:17:00things were going so well.
00:17:02We had chemistry.
00:17:08How could he just
00:17:10walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:12You know.
00:17:14Take your virginity.
00:17:16Shh. Don't say that word.
00:17:18What word?
00:17:20Virginity.
00:17:22There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:24Tell that to Trevor.
00:17:26He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:28Screw him. That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:30I'm just so used to
00:17:32achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:36Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:38It works that way, Mar.
00:17:40You're right. And you know what?
00:17:42Forget this stupid party. I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:44Oh, no.
00:17:46We're going to that party.
00:17:48We are?
00:17:50Yup. And forget these dumb books.
00:17:52All you need are Deb's three simple rules
00:17:54for getting over any guy.
00:17:56Deb's three simple rules?
00:18:04Step one. Dress to impress.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:08But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:10Do it for you.
00:18:12Step one. Dress to impress.
00:18:14Check.
00:18:16Step two.
00:18:18Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:20Basic bra, bro. Check.
00:18:22That's Drew Longhorn? He's cute.
00:18:24He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:26Your words?
00:18:28Well, I mean, a girl can't look.
00:18:30Step three.
00:18:32To really get over a guy,
00:18:34you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:36Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:40Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:42I already did that, Deb.
00:18:44I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:46Showed him who I really am.
00:18:48And he rejected me.
00:18:50Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:52No.
00:18:54From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:56Great. This'll be fun.
00:18:59Hey.
00:19:03Hey!
00:19:25Uh-huh.
00:19:27Yeah.
00:19:28I'll be back.
00:19:29I'll be back.
00:19:30I'll be back.
00:19:31I'll be back.
00:19:33I'll be back.
00:19:34I'll be back.
00:19:35I'll be back.
00:19:36I'll be back.
00:19:37I'll be back.
00:19:38Trevor Holt.
00:19:39He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:41Trevor Holt.
00:19:43He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:46But now that he is...
00:19:48Martha!
00:19:49Glad you could make it.
00:19:51And you brought a friend.
00:19:52Drew Longhorn.
00:19:54In the flesh.
00:19:55And you are?
00:19:57Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:01It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:02Oh my God.
00:20:03What are you doing here?
00:20:04Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:09They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:11None of your concern.
00:20:12Can we talk?
00:20:13Alone?
00:20:14I need a refill anyway.
00:20:15Debra?
00:20:16Care to join me?
00:20:17Bet you came here with Drew.
00:20:18Really?
00:20:19Why?
00:20:20Jealous?
00:20:22After the kiss last week?
00:20:23No.
00:20:24He's right.
00:20:25That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:26I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:27Martha, this party, these people, it's not your thing.
00:20:28Oh yeah?
00:20:29Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:30Please, you're an open book.
00:20:31That's what I like about you.
00:20:32Trevor!
00:20:33Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:34Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:35Yeah, sure.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:38I'm sorry.
00:20:39I'm sorry.
00:20:40I'm sorry.
00:20:41I'm sorry.
00:20:42I'm sorry.
00:20:43I'm sorry.
00:20:44I'm sorry.
00:20:45I'm sorry.
00:20:46I'm sorry.
00:20:47I'm sorry.
00:20:48I'm sorry.
00:20:49I'm sorry.
00:20:50Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:51Hello?
00:20:52No.
00:20:53Yes?
00:20:54Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:20:58Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:00There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:01Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:03You.
00:21:04Who let you into this party?
00:21:06Who let you into this college?
00:21:08Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:10There's a first time for everything.
00:21:12Alright, it's two to a team.
00:21:15So, who's it going to be?
00:21:17The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:20Her.
00:21:21Fine.
00:21:22Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:23Let's do this.
00:21:24Debra, are you in?
00:21:26Oh, uh, no.
00:21:27I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:29I'll just watch.
00:21:30You sure?
00:21:31Positive.
00:21:33You know what?
00:21:34Let's up the stakes.
00:21:36What did you have in mind?
00:21:38What about strip beer pong?
00:21:40Oh, sweet.
00:21:42Come on, Toa.
00:21:43I'm game.
00:21:45You don't even know how to play beer pong.
00:21:47What are the rules?
00:21:48Every time we sink a ball,
00:21:50one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:52Oh, yeah.
00:21:54And vice versa.
00:21:56So, if Trevor makes it,
00:21:57I strip.
00:21:59Seems easy enough.
00:22:00Come on, Holt.
00:22:01It's game time.
00:22:02Let's go.
00:22:03Ladies first.
00:22:11Hold on.
00:22:13Your form is way off.
00:22:15May I?
00:22:29Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:31You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:33You're not afraid of a little competition,
00:22:35are you, Toa?
00:22:37Oh, please.
00:22:38Ladies, ladies.
00:22:40Let me show you both
00:22:42how it's done.
00:22:49Great job.
00:22:55My turn.
00:23:02All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:04Ugh, you are so lame.
00:23:07You're up.
00:23:08Want another lesson?
00:23:09I think I can handle myself.
00:23:11I learn quick.
00:23:14Okay, I call BS.
00:23:16There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:18could have made that shot.
00:23:19It's called studying, Tila.
00:23:21Ever tried it?
00:23:22Hmm.
00:23:23Game time.
00:23:28I guess I win.
00:23:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:23:33Stop.
00:23:34You cannot leave.
00:23:35Not now.
00:23:36Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:38Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
00:23:40the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:23:42doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:43Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:45Who cares, Mar?
00:23:47He told the entire school that he passed up
00:23:49the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:53The Martha I know doesn't give up, okay?
00:23:56The Martha I know succeeds at everything
00:23:58she sets her mind to.
00:24:00The Martha you know is also still into
00:24:02some guy who rejected her.
00:24:05I should hate him.
00:24:06But I don't.
00:24:08I can't.
00:24:10A part of me still wants to be with him,
00:24:12even after all that.
00:24:15This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:17If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar,
00:24:20then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:22But I know there's someone out there who does.
00:24:25Okay?
00:24:26So just no, no, no, like that, okay?
00:24:28Great.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:30Remember step three.
00:24:32You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:35Okay?
00:24:39Okay.
00:24:42Wait.
00:24:44I have an idea.
00:24:47Wait, where are you going?
00:24:49I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:51Yes!
00:24:52Here we go, girl!
00:24:54Okay, Martha.
00:24:55I can do this.
00:24:57Hey, everybody!
00:24:59Listen up!
00:25:02Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:04Okay, um.
00:25:06Well, my name is Martha,
00:25:08and as you may have heard,
00:25:10Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:13But there's more to me than that.
00:25:15So here it goes.
00:25:18Tilla James!
00:25:20You called me a clueless nerd.
00:25:22And you're right.
00:25:23I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:25I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:28I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:30Can you believe that?
00:25:32I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out
00:25:34on the important parts of college,
00:25:36like getting to know myself.
00:25:38I guess what I'm trying to say is...
00:25:42I am clueless.
00:25:46Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:48I've never slept with anyone,
00:25:50or dated anyone.
00:25:52But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:25:56Because when the time is right,
00:25:58it will happen, and it will be on my terms.
00:26:01And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me,
00:26:04or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:06Because I like me,
00:26:08just the way I am.
00:26:16Putting myself out there?
00:26:18Check.
00:26:19I can't believe I just told everyone on campus
00:26:21that I'm a virgin.
00:26:23Woo!
00:26:29Yeah!
00:26:38Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:40Uh...
00:26:41Some of you may know me as something of a...
00:26:43a douche.
00:26:45I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
00:26:47But that's only because before any of you knew me,
00:26:51back in high school,
00:26:53someone broke my heart.
00:26:55When I got to college, I slept my way around campus
00:26:58to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:27:00I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:03And I was fine with that.
00:27:06But the other night,
00:27:08everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:12Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:15You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:18I just... I didn't want to sleep with you
00:27:20because I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:23And this may sound stupid coming from me,
00:27:25but I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:28I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:31And I know I don't deserve it,
00:27:33but if you just... if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:35Yes!
00:27:36What was that?
00:27:37I said yes.
00:27:39I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:45Woo!
00:27:48Woo!
00:27:50Woo!
00:27:52Woo!
00:27:54Woo!
00:28:02Drew Longhorn, I think you're funny,
00:28:06charming, and secretly sweet,
00:28:09and hot, like, so hot!
00:28:12Ah!
00:28:14Woo!
00:28:18Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew,
00:28:22and I really hate parties.
00:28:26Bro.
00:28:27Yeah, I always get nervous
00:28:29and wind up saying things I don't mean,
00:28:31making out with people I don't like.
00:28:33Bro.
00:28:34But today was different,
00:28:36because today I met someone
00:28:38I think I actually really do like.
00:28:40So maybe I don't have to go
00:28:43to more of these stupid parties.
00:28:46I do love drinking, though.
00:28:50Woo!
00:28:52Look, I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean,
00:28:55or whatever,
00:28:57but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:28:59And if you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:02Ah!
00:29:04Woo!
00:29:06Woo!
00:29:08Yeah!
00:29:10Woo!
00:29:18So there it is.
00:29:19That's how Trevor Holt,
00:29:21the hottest guy in school,
00:29:23started dating me, the virgin.
00:29:26But you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:31All I see is just the...
00:29:37I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:29:58Hey, Dad!
00:29:59Oh my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:01Did what?
00:30:02You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:30:05Why would you say that?
00:30:07Oh my God, you're glowing.
00:30:09I won all the deeds.
00:30:11It happened.
00:30:12I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:14Woo!
00:30:18Where did you get that?
00:30:19I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:21What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:24Yeah, no, Mart, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:26So how was it?
00:30:28It was nice.
00:30:30Is that his hat?
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:32It still smells like him, too.
00:30:35Ah!
00:30:36My God, you're so in love.
00:30:38Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:40I'll call you later.
00:30:41Yeah, not a chance, Mart.
00:30:42You still have two minutes,
00:30:43so hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:46Fine.
00:30:47It was romantic.
00:30:50I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:53He does this thing where he kissed along my jawline.
00:30:55Oh my God!
00:30:57Mart, two minutes off of the kissing on to the good stuff.
00:30:59The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:03What? The sex wasn't good?
00:31:05It was not the best.
00:31:08No way.
00:31:10Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor, about his...
00:31:12Yes!
00:31:13God, yes.
00:31:14Sorry. Yes, I know.
00:31:16So it's true?
00:31:18And it was kind of...
00:31:20uncomfortable?
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:23Honestly, Mart, it's, um...
00:31:25It's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time,
00:31:27no matter what their size.
00:31:28I've just been dreaming about this moment
00:31:31for as long as I can remember,
00:31:33and then it just happened.
00:31:35And it didn't feel great.
00:31:38I'm sorry, Mart.
00:31:40I wish they told us that.
00:31:42I wish I told you that!
00:31:44But I'm not lying when I say it does get better,
00:31:47though it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:31:49What do you mean?
00:31:51I mean, you gotta find the right match.
00:31:54Emotionally and physically.
00:31:56And then that's when things start getting real good.
00:32:00What if it wasn't good for him, either?
00:32:03I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:05How do you know?
00:32:07He gave you his hat!
00:32:10Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:13What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:16Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep,
00:32:18and secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:20It is very sciency.
00:32:23I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:26That's what the article says!
00:32:28I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:31That's the spirit!
00:32:33Oh, Deb, I gotta go. I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:36Okay, call me later.
00:32:44Oh, my God. Seriously? You again?
00:32:47You're taking French 401?
00:32:49Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:52French what?
00:32:54French porn. The famous class on French cinema.
00:32:57I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:02I think you're in the wrong class, Tila.
00:33:04This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:07Oh, my God.
00:33:09I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:12Bye, Martha.
00:33:14Bye.
00:33:23Hi! I can see you! Hello!
00:33:31Hi! Can you see me?
00:33:33Hello! I can see you.
00:33:37Oh. Is this video?
00:33:40Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:42The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:45Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:47Sorry, what?
00:33:49It's my first time.
00:33:51Okay.
00:33:52Using Zoom.
00:33:54Right. Yes. Of course.
00:33:56Mine, too, actually. Virgin. Still a virgin.
00:33:59What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:02I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:05It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:07Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:34:10What's your major?
00:34:11Chemistry.
00:34:13I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:16Martha.
00:34:19We should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:23So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:27Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:29I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:32I was going to say army.
00:34:36But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:39Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:34:41You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:45Do you need to grab that?
00:34:47Actually, apparently it's pretty important, so I might.
00:34:52I'll call you right back.
00:34:54I'll be here waiting.
00:34:58What is so urgent?
00:35:01Mar?
00:35:04Trevor's dead.
00:35:18Hey. How you doing today?
00:35:28Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:30Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:34I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:36Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:38So, just take it off and wash it.
00:35:41No.
00:35:44I still can't believe it.
00:35:46There he was, just walking across the street,
00:35:48carrying his one-night stand box,
00:35:50and then, bam!
00:35:52Hit by a bus.
00:35:53I thought it was a car.
00:35:54I think it was a bus.
00:35:55No, no, no. It was a car.
00:35:57A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:35:59I still don't know why he was carrying a one-night stand box.
00:36:02I heard that when they found him,
00:36:04he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:06Wonderful!
00:36:07The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face,
00:36:10and it wasn't even mine!
00:36:12It's like I never knew love before Trevor,
00:36:15and now I will never know love again.
00:36:18One sec.
00:36:22Where was I?
00:36:23Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:26Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:29Okay, Mar, I love you.
00:36:31I do.
00:36:32But enough is enough.
00:36:33I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:39Trevor, yes, he's dead, and yes, that's sad,
00:36:42but it is time to move on.
00:36:45I can't move on, Deb. I loved him.
00:36:48You knew him for one week.
00:36:50He has been dead for four.
00:36:52He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:36:55Sorry.
00:36:56That's harsh.
00:36:57It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy,
00:37:01and he would want you to find love.
00:37:04Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:07Hang on one more second.
00:37:10It's Brett.
00:37:11He's going to be late for our study zoom again.
00:37:14Speaking of moving on.
00:37:17Oh, God.
00:37:18No way.
00:37:19Brett is not my choice.
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Of course he is.
00:37:22He's hot.
00:37:23And alive.
00:37:24He's also always late, would rather surf than study,
00:37:28and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:31So you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:33All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:39What?
00:37:40Nothing.
00:37:41It's just, this is nice.
00:37:43I've missed you.
00:37:45And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Drew Longhorn.
00:37:5025 times?
00:37:52Oh, 26 actually.
00:37:54Oh, my God.
00:37:55So, how was the sex?
00:37:58Oh, my God, it's amazing.
00:38:00Really?
00:38:01Remember when I told you that when you meet your match it gets really good?
00:38:04Well, he is my game, set, match.
00:38:07Tennis!
00:38:08What made the sex so good?
00:38:11Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:14You give him direction?
00:38:15Of course.
00:38:16Yes.
00:38:17How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:19And girl, I got what I needed last night.
00:38:23Go off.
00:38:24You're blushing.
00:38:25What?
00:38:26No, no, no.
00:38:27But you should be.
00:38:28Why?
00:38:29Sex is a beautiful thing.
00:38:31What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:35Well, remember how you kissed him at the drink or dare party?
00:38:38Yeah, I remember.
00:38:40The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:44Yeah, remember this like crazy tongue thing that he did and he licked your whole face off?
00:38:48Mm-hmm.
00:38:49Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:38:54That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:38:58The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:01Oh, my God.
00:39:02Martha, stop it.
00:39:04What?
00:39:05Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:07Yeah, actually.
00:39:08You're really sad, Martha, because you know what?
00:39:10I'm your best friend, and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:13When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:15Literally just now.
00:39:17I have been sleeping with Drew for a month, and you just heard about it.
00:39:21Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:26He's dead.
00:39:27Trevor Holt.
00:39:28I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:31He was not your boyfriend.
00:39:34He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:38You're being a bitch.
00:39:39Good.
00:39:40Bye.
00:39:49What do you want?
00:39:50Martha.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:52Hi, Drew.
00:39:53What do you want?
00:39:54I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:39:57Yeah?
00:39:58You know, a little secret detective.
00:40:00What do you want, Drew?
00:40:01Okay, sorry.
00:40:02I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:05Oh.
00:40:06Sorry.
00:40:07It's orange.
00:40:08Thanks.
00:40:09Sorry to bother you.
00:40:10Yeah, no problem.
00:40:11Sorry I snapped at you.
00:40:12I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:15That's Trevor's hat, isn't it?
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18I miss him so much.
00:40:20I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:22Me neither.
00:40:23I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:26What?
00:40:27Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:29You were there?
00:40:30No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:32He told me that he was really serious about you,
00:40:35and I didn't believe that he'd be serious
00:40:38until he got rid of the one-night stand box.
00:40:42We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:45He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:48Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:51That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:53Well, it feels like it.
00:40:54They say Trevor tried to get out of the way,
00:40:56but his ankle seized up and he couldn't move.
00:41:01Stupid old injury.
00:41:03Sorry, what injury?
00:41:05You know, Trevor hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:08Really?
00:41:09Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died.
00:41:12You didn't know that?
00:41:13I didn't know him then.
00:41:14What?
00:41:15I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:17We met the week before he died.
00:41:19What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:21Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:23So did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:25Trevor had a twin?
00:41:26Yeah, Taylor.
00:41:28Super hot.
00:41:30She goes to school here, too.
00:41:31I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:33You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too.
00:41:36Just in case.
00:41:37In case you die?
00:41:39I think we're ready to take the next step.
00:41:41To make it official.
00:41:43That's actually sweet.
00:41:45Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:48Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:51The dude loved blue.
00:41:53You know he was almost going to go to Duke just because of school colors?
00:41:56He almost went to Duke?
00:41:58Yeah, I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:00I guess so.
00:42:01Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha.
00:42:03Catch you later.
00:42:09Oh, study buddies!
00:42:18Hey, wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:20Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:22No, don't apologize.
00:42:24I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:27It's something I'm working on.
00:42:30You okay?
00:42:31Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:35Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:37Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:41Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:43Well, he didn't actually say that, and anyway, he's right.
00:42:47How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:50She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:53Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:42:55You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship to get over them.
00:43:01So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:08You're not kidding.
00:43:12I only knew him for a week, and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:16I'm so confused.
00:43:18He wasn't even my real boyfriend.
00:43:19I mean, we had sex, so he wasn't like not my boyfriend.
00:43:22Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:24No, no, this is good, this is good. It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:27What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:29No, that you're still processing.
00:43:31You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:33Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:43:36Thanks, Brett.
00:43:39Oh, it's Deb. Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:42Go for it. I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:49Ugh.
00:43:52Hey, Deb.
00:43:53Martha.
00:43:54Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:43:57I owe you a huge apology.
00:43:58Martha? Hello?
00:43:59No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:44:02And you know what? You're right. I barely knew him.
00:44:04Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:06Duke?
00:44:07Ugh.
00:44:08Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend.
00:44:11And I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:16I should not be listening to this.
00:44:18And I'm sorry too, Mar. Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:23And then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:31Oh my god.
00:44:34Could you hear all of that?
00:44:35Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:40How about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up.
00:44:43Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:44:44Oh my god!
00:44:53Hey, Deb. I really can't talk right now.
00:44:55Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late with his part again.
00:45:01Deb?
00:45:02Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:06Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:45:09You're pregnant?
00:45:10I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:12I peed on it.
00:45:14Oh. I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:17We use so many. We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:24Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:28Martha!
00:45:29Sorry. Not being helpful.
00:45:33Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:35I don't know. I have so many plans for my career. I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:40Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:43He doesn't know.
00:45:44Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:45I can't. He's taking me to see his parents tonight. He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:51Eek!
00:45:52He told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's a virgin and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:45:58Okay, Deb. Drew loves you. I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:02And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:05Oh, that's him. What do I do?
00:46:08You tell the truth!
00:46:10Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:11Okay. Good luck.
00:46:17Well, hello, my beautiful lady. I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:23What do you think? Blue? Orange?
00:46:26Orange. It matches my dress.
00:46:29Is that new mascara you're wearing? You look smoldering.
00:46:33Um, Drew B., I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:37Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:40You do?
00:46:41You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:44Cheese?
00:46:45But don't worry. I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:49And she totally gets it now. She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:53I love vegan meatloaf!
00:46:55So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight? Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:00Are you excited to meet my parents tonight? Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:05They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:09Are you kidding me? They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:12This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:14Oh, no. Really?
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:22Hey, you, my lady, are perfect. Trust me, okay?
00:47:27I'll see you soon.
00:47:29Oh.
00:47:34How'd it go?
00:47:35I couldn't tell him.
00:47:36Deb, it's his baby. You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:39Nope. I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:47:42Because his parents are so excited to meet me.
00:47:45And they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant because I'm just bloated.
00:47:49So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:47:54Oh, it's Brett. We gotta finish this assignment.
00:47:57You got this, Deb.
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:02Got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:48:05Got this, got this, got this.
00:48:06Got this, got this.
00:48:28I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:30Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:32Been there, done that.
00:48:33Oh, Tilla, sorry. I thought you were Martha.
00:48:36What? Ew. No.
00:48:39Hey, hey, are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:43Yes.
00:48:44I knew I recognized it.
00:48:46I peeped there once during a reacher.
00:48:49So, is Drew having a party?
00:48:52I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:48:54Oh, the food's that bad?
00:48:56No, I'm just not feeling very well.
00:48:58Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:00Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:04Alright, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:07Can we just talk later?
00:49:09You look different.
00:49:11What do you mean?
00:49:13You look different.
00:49:15What do you mean?
00:49:17Oh, my God.
00:49:18What? What?
00:49:20Are you pregnant?
00:49:21No! How can you tell?
00:49:25I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:27Oh, my God.
00:49:28Do you think his parents know?
00:49:30Oh, my God. You haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:33Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:36Yes, fantastic.
00:49:38I am just changing my tampon.
00:49:41Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:44She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:46No.
00:49:49Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:51No, Drew, babe.
00:49:52I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:49:55I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:49:58You just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:02Okay, let me know if you need anything.
00:50:04Will do!
00:50:07Say no.
00:50:08She totally knows.
00:50:10Okay, Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:13She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:15She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:20How do I get out of this?
00:50:22Just go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.
00:50:27And then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:32Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:33That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:36No biggie.
00:50:43Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:46No.
00:50:47Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:50:49I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:51No.
00:50:52Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:50:55I ruined everything tonight.
00:50:57You didn't, babe.
00:50:58My mom loved you.
00:50:59She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:02If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:05Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:09Check my purse.
00:51:12What am I looking for?
00:51:19Oh, my God.
00:51:21I'm so sorry.
00:51:23Yeah!
00:51:24Woo!
00:51:25Oh, man.
00:51:26What?
00:51:27I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:29What about your parents?
00:51:31Devastated?
00:51:32Babe, my mom loved you.
00:51:34She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:36I ruined everything tonight.
00:51:38She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:40My mom loves babies.
00:51:43You know what this means, though, right?
00:51:51Deborah Davis, will you...
00:51:55Period!
00:51:56Period!
00:51:58Period!
00:51:59I have my period!
00:52:02Game, set, match!
00:52:10Hey!
00:52:15Hey, what's up?
00:52:17Guess what?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.
00:52:23Um, how is that studying?
00:52:25You'll see.
00:52:26First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:29Uh, what?
00:52:31Just do it.
00:52:33Quick!
00:52:36And then turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:39Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:42Martha, a little trust, please.
00:52:45So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...
00:52:48The History Channel is streaming in a polybiopic, which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:52:53Really?
00:52:54Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:52:56That actually sounds fun.
00:52:58I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:00Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:03Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:05Alright, I'm going to start it.
00:53:08Here we go.
00:53:13Oh wait, hold on one second.
00:53:24Weird! This takeout delivery guy just showed up and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:29I did.
00:53:32What?
00:53:33Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us French food.
00:53:36Because of Napoleon.
00:53:38I'm sorry.
00:53:39Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:43It's not supposed to be.
00:53:45Huh?
00:53:46It's a date, Martha.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:51Oh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:53:55I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet after Trevor,
00:54:01so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:06That's actually really sweet.
00:54:09Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:54:12Why?
00:54:13Are you kidding me? We're study buddies!
00:54:15What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward
00:54:19and we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:22Okay, if we weren't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:54:27Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:32Why are you blushing?
00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:36Brett!
00:54:37Look, my motto is to live in the now, so worrying about how this could get awkward in the future,
00:54:42it's pointless.
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:45And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:48That's a bad choice.
00:54:50I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it.
00:54:55Well, you should. You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:54:59Uh, such as?
00:55:01Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:04If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.
00:55:11You know what?
00:55:12I guess you have a point.
00:55:14Alright, let's do this date.
00:55:17Excellent.
00:55:19Bon Appetit.
00:55:22These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:24So, question.
00:55:27If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days, how would you spend the next month?
00:55:32Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then...
00:55:35But you're going to die.
00:55:37Dead.
00:55:38Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:40Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:41Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:44I like plans. I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:47Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:49No.
00:55:50Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:52Yes.
00:55:53But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:55:55Oh no.
00:55:57No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:55:59I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:03that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:09You know it.
00:56:13Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:20Amazing.
00:56:21I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:25There you go.
00:56:27And I'd find someone to kiss. A lot.
00:56:31Me too. Kissing's the best.
00:56:33Kissing's the best.
00:56:35I know.
00:56:36What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:38I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:44What does that mean?
00:56:46My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:50It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:56:54This is embarrassing.
00:56:55No, I think it's sexy.
00:56:57What about you?
00:56:58Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:01Like in your apartment or walking down the street?
00:57:06The ocean.
00:57:07Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:09It is.
00:57:11Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:13No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:16Right, right. Well, don't is what I was going to say.
00:57:20You don't have to do that.
00:57:21No, no, it's not. It's saying it's in your butt crack. It's horrible.
00:57:25Yeah, when they do it in the movies it looks horrible.
00:57:30Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:34No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:38Sure it does. Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:42There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:44And that is also not true.
00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:48Great, but I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people.
00:57:53That's pathetic.
00:57:54What if you only kissed two people but one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:58:00What if I did only kiss two people and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:05And now he's dead.
00:58:07No, I didn't...
00:58:08Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:10Yeah, I found my guy. We kissed, we had sex, it wasn't even that good.
00:58:14It never is the first time.
00:58:15Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:17And so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:22And you know what? If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's, I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:30Not even me?
00:58:31I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:36Not even me?
00:58:40No.
00:58:54You did this, didn't you?
00:58:55I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58:57The guitarist? Outside my window?
00:59:01Oh, come on, he has a sign that says, For Martha.
00:59:05All right, I asked my roommate to play romantic French music, but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:12That's really sweet.
00:59:14You know what? I tried, but failed.
00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:19No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:21No, it's okay. We can end this now. I'll call my roommate and we'll be done with it.
00:59:24No, don't. Please. This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:30No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:34I realize that you haven't been on many dates, and that is fine.
00:59:38But crying in the middle of it? It's not a good sign.
00:59:45And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone. It's not okay.
00:59:53I'm so sorry, Brett.
00:59:55No, don't apologize.
00:59:57No, you planned the sweetest date ever, and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:03Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:06No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:08Because that would mean I don't like you anymore, and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:14How is that even possible?
01:00:16Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:19I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking because, let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:26That's not a good thing.
01:00:28Well, I think it is.
01:00:33So, any other surprises?
01:00:37No, that was the last one.
01:00:40Then while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:44Okay, cool.
01:00:46But there's one condition.
01:00:48We have to dance.
01:00:50Like, in our rooms?
01:00:52Or you want me to come over?
01:00:54No, no, no. Stand up, right here, right now. Dance with me.
01:00:59Okay.
01:01:00See, I've been waiting all night for you to come and make it right.
01:01:05I thought you never heard me like the way you did tonight.
01:01:10Wait, hang on. I've got the best idea.
01:01:14Ooh!
01:01:21I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you,
01:01:26I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you,
01:01:31I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you, I don't need you.
01:01:37That was so much fun!
01:01:39Yeah, I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:42Me neither.
01:01:44Hey, I had a really great time tonight. Like, really great.
01:01:48Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:01:50Martha?
01:01:51Yeah?
01:01:52I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:01:55Yeah, how come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:00I'd like that.
01:02:02Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:14Hey, nerd.
01:02:15Why are you calling me?
01:02:17Well, I heard you and Brett are talking, or whatever.
01:02:21And that is your business, how?
01:02:24Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:28What?