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00:00And now
00:21Ah, this is a bagri. Oh no, no. Sorry. This is a golden one, sorry.
00:26But the alphabetical order, are you sure it's not broken?
00:29Are you kidding? I caught it on the beach last week. I respected the tide.
00:33You can eat it with your eyes closed.
00:35Hmm, but I think there's a lot of flies.
00:37Oh no, no. I don't charge for the flies.
00:40We are in the year 50 BC. All of Gaul was occupied by the Romans.
00:45All of it? No.
00:48A village inhabited by Gaulish redundants still resists the invader.
00:52Metatata, you've lost your mind. Don't say that to Cesar. Do you want him to throw us to the lions?
00:59Ah, my Cesar. Here it is, for your triumph. We thought of...
01:05A mosaic.
01:08I asked for a powerful idea to celebrate my triumph and you come back with a mosaic?
01:12What a stupid idea.
01:14Oh, Cesar. Surely the emperor has heard of the battle of the chiefs.
01:18Of?
01:19When a Gaulish chief wants to take control of another village,
01:22he challenges another chief for a face-to-face confrontation.
01:25The chief who is still standing at the end of the fight becomes the chief of the two tribes.
01:29So if a Gaulish chief, devoted to the cause of Rome,
01:32triumphs over the chiefs of the Gaulish redundants,
01:35he will be the new chief of the two tribes.
01:37And the Gaulish would become Romans?
01:40Gaulish-Romans. But yes, we can say Romans.
01:45One, two, three, four.
02:00Forget the mosaics. The battle of the chiefs will celebrate my triumph.
02:07It will be a show whose apotheosis will be with the Gauls bending before me.
02:15They will be in my hands.
02:21I loved it.
02:24Look, look. These people know how to make a show.
02:27You know how the Harmonicans are.