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00:00And I loved it, you know, I liked it so much.
00:29I could see the radiance in you.
00:39Marco!
00:40You have an incredible, raspy, rocky voice.
00:50Your performance earlier was solid.
00:51Mark!
00:52Mark, you are a true warrior.
01:00If you're in the basketball team, and you have two seconds to go, I'll give you the ball.
01:07The Grand West Packer who has the highest score, 96.3%, and will get one point for his
01:15Congratulations!
01:21Each and every one of you is amazing
01:23and will continue to shine
01:25in the continuation of
01:27the so-called
01:29Australian Dress Up 205.
01:39Live from the Showtime Studio
01:41Husay
01:43We will once again bring you
01:45sounds that will fill your ears
01:47and no matter what challenges you face
01:49you will not back down
01:51this is the special edition
01:53of the so-called
01:55Allstar Grand Restback
01:57205
02:01The community will fight
02:03to reach the top of the
02:05Restback of Bacalituan
02:07The so-called Allstar Grand Restback
02:09205
02:11But yesterday, the Allstar Grand Restback
02:13was not able to gather
02:15four winners
02:17and now, they are the ones
02:19who will be the first to reach the top
02:21of the Restback
02:23However, the focus is still on the
02:25goal of the Allstar Grand Restback
02:27Ameha
02:33They will still bring out
02:35the fire, they are the
02:37Allstar Grand Restback
02:41They will still bring out
02:43the magic of their voices
02:45they are the
02:47Allstar Grand Restback
02:51A huge
02:53handful of defense
02:55will be faced by
02:57the Allstar Grand Restback
03:03She's just a boomerly shell
03:05She's just a boomerly shell
03:07That's their handful
03:09Why?
03:13From the ocean
03:35Did you expect to win yesterday
03:37Who do you think will win after your performance?
03:40No, I don't think so. It was unexpected.
03:43Who do you think will win?
03:45Nicole.
03:47You thought it was Nicole?
03:49Yes, you thought it was Nicole.
03:52They all deserve it.
03:54Really?
03:55Yes.
03:56Why didn't you give them the same score?
03:58There were three judges, right?
04:00That's why she lost.
04:02Your score was low.
04:05It's my fault.
04:07How can they not win?
04:09They have Pong Pagong with them.
04:11Where?
04:12Pong Pagong is in the back.
04:14It's not Pong Pagong.
04:16It's Asian.
04:17I'm sorry.
04:19Why did you jog earlier?
04:22You're too much for him.
04:25Do you know why they're safe?
04:26Why?
04:27Because their teeth will grow.
04:28Why?
04:29Because Doc Ralpho is there.
04:32He's the one.
04:34We'll explain who Doc Ralpho is.
04:37Let's be friends.
04:39You should challenge your co-host.
04:41Search him on Instagram.
04:43How are you as a member of PANGKAT?
04:47You're in the other studio.
04:48How are you there?
04:50Especially PANGKAT Alab.
04:52How do you feel there?
04:55I'm so excited for our team to perform today.
05:02Remundo, are your gloves okay?
05:05He's lucky.
05:07He's lucky with his gloves.
05:09These are magic gloves.
05:11They won yesterday.
05:13Why didn't you let Team Amihan win?
05:15Team Amihan.
05:17Are you crying?
05:19Team Amihan, are you crying?
05:22It's just a slight tear.
05:24You should go to the excursion.
05:26The bus is full.
05:28There's a team building.
05:29They have a group chat.
05:30Team building.
05:32Who should be chosen by PANGKAT to write a one-point today?
05:37Who's on your wish list for today?
05:40Our wish list is Kuya Dewar or Ate Liana.
05:46Wow!
05:48Team Amihan still has something to show.
05:51Of course.
05:52I saw Liana yesterday.
05:54She looks tired.
05:56She wants to fight.
05:58She said,
05:59I'm a doctor here everyday.
06:01There's no patient here.
06:02She's not a doctor.
06:04She sits here everyday.
06:05There's no one to consult her.
06:07It's offensive.
06:10But for PANGKAT Agimat,
06:13Hello.
06:14Wow!
06:17There's a slight fear in their group.
06:20Who should be chosen?
06:23Like what we said yesterday,
06:25I hope it's Kuya Marco.
06:27He's still the same.
06:28I hope it's him or Kuya Joe.
06:35I hope the universe can hear your wish.
06:38Yes.
06:39So that your group can be decided later.
06:43So that they can get two points.
06:45They can catch up.
06:46They only have one point.
06:47Good luck to all of our PANGKAT.
06:49Every day,
06:50the Grand Res Backer will choose
06:51from the four PANGKATs in front of them.
06:53The Grand Res Backer who wins
06:55will get one point
06:57that will be added to the points of his PANGKAT.
07:00And the group with the slightest win
07:03will continue to win
07:05in the upcoming competition on Saturday.
07:09In the Joke Time,
07:10shine ready.
07:11Be on guard of the voices
07:13that will be sung by the audience.
07:15Here's our new compositor,
07:18Royal Bang Bang Bang.
07:25Mommy.
07:26What is it?
07:27Do you know?
07:28What?
07:29What?
07:30What did Bamboo do
07:33when he saw another Bamboo?
07:37What did he do?
07:44What did he do?
07:45Is it right?
07:46Is it right?
07:47What did he do?
07:48Mommy.
07:49Yes.
07:51What is it called?
07:53What is it called?
07:54In the Joke Time,
07:55you will know the answer.
07:56He got mad.
07:57Mommy.
07:58What is it called
07:59in the group of cats?
08:04I didn't know that.
08:05What is it called in the group of cats?
08:07Maybe you know.
08:08PANGKAT.
08:09PANGKAT?
08:10Is it PANGKAT?
08:11Oh no.
08:12There, PANGKAT.
08:15There's nothing left.
08:18There's more.
08:19Fight for it, son.
08:20Don't give up.
08:21Fight for it, son.
08:22There's a lot.
08:23He said there's 20 now.
08:25I saw your chat group.
08:26There's a lot of entries there.
08:27Yes, 20.
08:28Mommy.
08:29Yes.
08:30Do you know?
08:31What?
08:32He's really thinking.
08:33Why does the tree get mad?
08:36Why does the tree get mad?
08:38Tree?
08:39Why?
08:40Because it's a tree now.
08:44It's a tree now.
08:47It's a tree.
08:48Tree.
08:49It's a tree.
08:50It's a tree.
08:51It's not funny.
08:52The tree is a tree.
08:53Yes.
08:54In a place,
08:55in a forest.
08:56There's a story about that.
08:57Forest?
08:58Yes.
08:59Someone hit the tree.
09:00That's crazy.
09:01No.
09:02Wow.
09:03Bamboo is too strong.
09:04There's a demon on the tree.
09:05Yes.
09:06That's crazy.
09:07Yes.
09:08But Ion wants to make it higher.
09:10High.
09:11Tall.
09:12Of course.
09:13He's tall.
09:14He needs to make it higher.
09:15Yes.
09:16That's what he said.
09:17You just sit there.
09:18I'll read it.
09:19Okay.
09:20What do you call a soul fighting?
09:22What?
09:23Fighting spirit.
09:27Fighting spirit.
09:29It's in the delivery.
09:30Fighting spirit.
09:32It's funny.
09:33It's the purest.
09:34It's a cute joke.
09:35It's a cute joke.
09:36It's smart.
09:39That's the fighting spirit.
09:40Yes.
09:41That's the fighting spirit.
09:42It's so fresh.
09:43It's so fresh.
09:44It's so fresh.
09:45It's so fresh.
09:46It's so fresh.
09:47It's so fresh.
09:48I want you to go there
09:49with your next head writer.
09:50Of course.
09:51So that you'll be safe.
09:53You know that.
09:54If you destroy it,
09:55Alex will run away.
09:56Of course.
09:57He's the most tired staff here.
09:59He's the one with the longest hair.
10:00He's the one who always runs.
10:04Alright.
10:05Let's fight the fighting spirit.
10:07This is the warning
10:09for the upcoming top battle.
10:12And the winner of the battle today
10:14will receive P20,000.
10:17And the winner of the Grand Dress Back 2025
10:21will receive P1,000,000.
10:29And here's the award
10:30that everyone is waiting for.
10:31Our dear jurados.
10:33Let's start with Asia's Nightingale,
10:36Ms. Lani Misalucha.
10:42Cellar Diva,
10:44Ms. Between Escalante.
10:47She has a concert in America.
10:49Wow.
10:50She has a lot of concerts.
10:52When was your concert, Ms. Between?
10:53At Bravo.
10:54I was with Jed Madela,
10:56Laika Estrella,
10:57and our very own Sofronia Vasquez,
10:59May 9, Glendale, West Coast.
11:02Wait for it on Instagram.
11:04The tickets will be released.
11:05Bravo.
11:06Good luck, Between.
11:07In America.
11:08Diva.
11:09We have a friend who wants us to leave.
11:11It's so nice to be together.
11:14Sizing.
11:15Sizing.
11:16No, I'm not going to let you go.
11:17I'm going to send something to my family.
11:20I'm going to send...
11:21Can you send me bagonga and achara?
11:24I'm just going to take them with me.
11:25I thought it was merch again.
11:27Wow.
11:28It's just a reminder.
11:29It's just a reminder.
11:30It's right.
11:31It's Dary that we opened
11:32when we were sending merch.
11:34But isn't it like this?
11:35When someone leaves,
11:36you're going to send it.
11:37You're going to accompany them, right?
11:38Yes.
11:39Then who's the reason why they're leaving?
11:40Don't tell me they have achara in their luggage.
11:44Laika can accompany us
11:45because her clothes are small.
11:47For me,
11:48my luggage is a bit tight.
11:50Oh, you just don't want to be held.
11:51We're going to send you to be held.
11:53But good luck with your concert, Ms. Between.
11:56Thank you, Meme.
11:57And here is our guest,
11:59the Philippines King of Pop Ballads,
12:02Mr. Nonoy Zuniga.
12:09Let's start the countdown.
12:12The first one in the hall today is...
12:15Pangkat!
12:27Aghimat!
12:28Pangkat Aghimat!
12:32Yesterday, in Pangkat Aghimat,
12:33it was Abudie who sang.
12:34That's why you're going to sing today.
12:36She's slow.
12:37Abudie is still slow.
12:39Yes.
12:40Are you okay, Abudie?
12:42Yes, hurry up.
12:43You still have training.
12:44Training of what?
12:45She's not an army.
12:49The representative of Pangkat Aghimat is...
12:53Charlotte!
12:54Charlotte!
12:55Charlotte?
12:56Charlotte!
12:57Charlotte!
12:58Charlotte!
13:01Oh, no!
13:02Marco Rujo is still not here.
13:04Yes.
13:05But Charlotte can pull this.
13:07Is that right?
13:08Yes.
13:09Charlotte is already fighting.
13:11Which Pangkat will be the second one to perform?
13:15Amihan!
13:16Amihan!
13:20Nicole, please go to your group.
13:24Is it Liana or Dior?
13:30She can hear you.
13:34Get ready because you're going to be the second one to perform.
13:39Nicole!
13:40Nicole!
13:41Nicole!
13:42Get ready because you're going to be the one to perform for Pangkat Amihan.
13:47Lady Malek!
13:49Lady Malek!
13:54What a name!
13:55Right?
13:56Lady Malek.
13:57She's ready for stardom.
13:59Right?
14:00Lady Malek.
14:01Lady Malek.
14:02She's the first Lady Malek.
14:05Yes.
14:06She's the first Lady Malek.
14:07And that's why she's a rescuer.
14:08Why?
14:09She came back.
14:11She came back.
14:14Good luck to you, Lady Malek.
14:15Who's the third Pangkat?
14:23Who's that?
14:24Alon!
14:25Pangkat Alon!
14:29Yes, Marco.
14:30It's your turn to choose.
14:41There it is!
14:42The names are running out.
14:44And the one who's going to perform today is...
14:49Eunice!
14:50Eunice!
14:51Wow!
14:52She's so confident.
14:53Yes.
14:54She's confident.
14:55Slow-mo.
14:56This is a good battle.
14:58Wow!
14:59There's only one Pangkat left.
15:01And that is...
15:04Alab.
15:05And the one who's going to perform for Pangkat Alab,
15:07Mark, you're going to pick first.
15:11Mark, you're going to pick first.
15:22Ninia!
15:23Ninia!
15:24Go!
15:26She's shouting.
15:27Yes.
15:30It's complete.
15:32Everyone is ready to perform.
15:34Good luck to all four of you.
15:36Let's meet the first contestant.
15:41Sharlene Hito!
15:46On point.
15:47Everything was on point.
15:51I have nothing to say.
15:52She's really good.
15:56Our judges have chosen a new champion.
15:59Thank you very much, Sharlene Hito!
16:02TNT Year 6 4-time defending champion,
16:07and TNT Duets Grand Finalist,
16:10Sharlene Hita!
16:22Sharlene Hita of Pangkat Akiba!
16:25Sharlene!
16:27Yes!
16:28Hi, Sharlene!
16:29Sharlene!
16:30You're really good.
16:31From the very beginning,
16:32you're already on point.
16:34Yes.
16:35You're so early.
16:38There are really three of us here.
16:40We can't balance it.
16:41Bong should be with someone.
16:43Okay, I'll do it.
16:44No, I'll adjust.
16:45No, I'll do it.
16:46I'll do it.
16:47I'll do it.
16:48I'll do it.
16:49You two need to be strict.
16:50What?
16:51I'll do it.
16:52I'll do it.
16:53I'll do it.
16:54I'll do it.
16:55You can just say, I'll do it.
16:56Okay, guys.
16:57Don't be in sync.
16:58Let's talk about the beautiful ones.
17:01If the beautiful ones are fighting,
17:02let's put them aside so they won't get hurt.
17:04Why does it feel like it's my fault?
17:05We'll call you later if we need to.
17:07Yes, if there's any left, we'll give it to you.
17:09Who will go there?
17:10Just me.
17:11Just me.
17:12I'm closer to him.
17:13I'm closer to Bong.
17:14Oh, you're closer to him?
17:15I'm closer to Bong.
17:16How did you become closer to Bong?
17:17We talked after the show.
17:19You don't know anything about Bong?
17:20Do you know anything about Bong?
17:21I've been with him for 15 years.
17:23I also know a lot about Bong.
17:24What do you know about Bong?
17:25Oh.
17:26A lot.
17:27A lot.
17:28Wow.
17:29What do you know about Bong?
17:30Oh.
17:31You suddenly remembered.
17:32What do you know?
17:33I know a lot about Bong.
17:34What do you know about Bong?
17:35Where does Bong usually hang out?
17:36Where?
17:37In Vovong.
17:38Oh.
17:39What's Bong's favorite dessert?
17:42What?
17:43Puto Vong Vong.
17:44That's right.
17:45What does he like to smoke?
17:47What?
17:48Savong.
17:49What does he like to drink?
17:51What?
17:52Vinegar.
17:53What does he usually tell the gays?
17:55What?
17:56You're gorgeous.
17:57What does their house look like?
17:59What?
18:00Vongalo.
18:02What does he like to eat every December?
18:05What?
18:06Puto Vong Vong.
18:07I already told you.
18:08What's his name?
18:09What?
18:10Vongol.
18:13Where does he usually fall?
18:14Where?
18:15In Vong.
18:16Oh.
18:17Why is Bong afraid of you?
18:18Why?
18:19Because you look like Vong Vong.
18:20Hey!
18:27Hey, stop it.
18:28What else?
18:29Why is Bong afraid of you?
18:31Why?
18:32Because you look like Vong Vong.
18:33Hey!
18:38You two are still fighting?
18:39Yes, that's right.
18:41Let's sit down.
18:42Who will adjust?
18:43I'll adjust.
18:44Just let me sit.
18:46I'll sit here.
18:50Arupah!
18:51That's so dirty.
18:52What's that?
18:53I got dirty.
18:54That's right.
18:55Smell it.
18:56Yes.
18:57Wow!
18:58Smell it!
18:59Wow!
19:00Smell it!
19:01Wow!
19:02Smell it!
19:03Wow!
19:04Is it true?
19:05It's so good!
19:06I thought it was a joke!
19:07It's a contestant!
19:08It's a contestant!
19:09It's Shirlene!
19:10What's your favorite drink, Vong?
19:11What?
19:12Vongka!
19:13Oh my God!
19:14You're talking about Tony Pauler's sister!
19:15Don't get involved in this!
19:16She's not Tony Pauler's sister!
19:17We're always talking about her!
19:18Oh my God!
19:19It's Shirlene!
19:20That's why you're so close!
19:21Oh my God!
19:22It's Shirlene!
19:23It's Shirlene!
19:24It's Shirlene!
19:25It's Shirlene!
19:26That's why it's so rare for you to talk!
19:27I'm just quiet in the office!
19:28Even if I'm being forced!
19:29You look like a rotten lemon!
19:30Lemon!
19:31Lemon!
19:32That's not her!
19:33That's not her!
19:34You're suddenly joining us!
19:35Shirlene!
19:36My God!
19:37She has an entry!
19:38How are you, Shirlene?
19:39I'm okay!
19:40I'm already drunk!
19:41Already drunk?
19:42Yes!
19:43Let's greet her with a happy anniversary!
19:44Yes, Vong!
19:45This is my first time!
19:46This is the first time!
19:47You're so drunk!
19:48You're so drunk!
19:49You're so drunk!
19:50You're so drunk!
19:51You're so drunk!
19:52You're so drunk!
19:53You're so drunk!
19:54You're so drunk!
19:55You're so drunk!
19:56You're so drunk!
19:57You're so drunk!
19:58You should introduce yourself!
19:59No!
20:00She needs to!
20:01Who needs to adjust?
20:02She needs to adjust!
20:04Right?
20:05Yes!
20:06She's tired already!
20:10Because it's your anniversary?
20:12Why is it your anniversary?
20:14Because this is the day that TNT came to my house!
20:19Three years ago!
20:20Three years ago!
20:21Exactly on this date!
20:23Oh, wow!
20:25And you were also pulled to perform.
20:27You were really good at dancing.
20:30You were really good at dancing.
20:33You were really good at dancing.
20:35You were really good at dancing, Tony Powler.
20:39But it's written, right?
20:41Yes.
20:42After 3 years, you'll be back here.
20:453 years ago, did you win?
20:47Yes, I won 4 times.
20:49Oh, who knows?
20:50Who knows? Maybe history will repeat itself.
20:52That's possible.
20:53Do you feel that you'll win today?
20:55Yes, for Team Agimat.
20:58For Team...
20:59Oh, they're in your group.
21:00Team...
21:01Team Agimat.
21:02Team Alumot.
21:03Alumot.
21:05Or Team Adume.
21:06Wow!
21:07That's too much.
21:08Team Adume.
21:09Wow, Alumot is not too much.
21:13Alumot is safe.
21:15That's too much.
21:16Thank you, I adjusted.
21:18Team Alon.
21:19Alon.
21:20Why Alon? You can beat them.
21:23It's hard.
21:25It's hard.
21:26You're high-tight.
21:28But you're super happy the other day when you saw Regine.
21:32Super.
21:33Because she's really my idol.
21:35Before, when I did TNT, I always waited for her to pass by.
21:40So you're happy when you saw Regine?
21:42Super.
21:43So you're sad now?
21:45Why am I sad?
21:46Because we're the only ones here.
21:47Yes, Regine is not here.
21:48Yes.
21:49I'm not happy because you're here.
21:50Last time, it was my first day and you were there.
21:53But the next time, you weren't there.
21:55So it's your fault.
21:57It's your fault again.
21:59Shirley is complaining.
22:00It's like I avoided you.
22:03Who will you hug first?
22:04You saw Vice and Regine.
22:06Who will you hug first?
22:10Go ahead.
22:11There.
22:12You're in a corner.
22:13You're an idol.
22:14You're an idol.
22:15What is that?
22:16Who will you hug first?
22:17Who will you greet first?
22:18There should be only one.
22:19Yes, only one.
22:20Because my body is big.
22:21Just two.
22:25Are you really looking at Regine?
22:27Super.
22:28Especially when you see Lebron.
22:30You're really looking at him.
22:32I'll see if you don't look at him.
22:33Who will you look at?
22:34Lebron?
22:35Motombo?
22:36Yes.
22:37Regine is really looking at him.
22:39Oggy is looking at him.
22:40Yes.
22:41Sir Oggy.
22:42Your monkey is still playing.
22:45Really?
22:46Of course.
22:47Your monkey is still playing for Regine.
22:49Yes.
22:50At least when you get married,
22:51you're the one wearing heels.
22:52Yes.
22:53So that it's even.
22:54Yes.
22:55So that it's even.
22:56I told Regine,
22:57can you let me shout too?
23:00The song you sang earlier,
23:02it's like a version of Regine, right?
23:03Because Regine has a cover.
23:04Yes, it's a version of Regine.
23:07And when Regine came out of the door,
23:09when I came out,
23:10Sir Oggy and Miss Regine came out.
23:13The three of you fit together.
23:14When you came out.
23:15When I came out of the door.
23:16Regine came out.
23:17Sir Oggy came out.
23:18The door is big.
23:19Sir Oggy came out.
23:20Then they came out of the door.
23:22Which door is that?
23:23Which door?
23:24That's an artist.
23:26Where?
23:27Which door is that?
23:28That's backstage.
23:29Oh, it's on the side.
23:31Dressing room.
23:32Dressing room.
23:33What age did you start acting?