On the eve of a Kate's 30th birthday, she agrees to let her two lifelong friends, Evie and Charlie, throw her a party. B | dG1fdjZKLWtGc3hlMEE
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00:00This is a lot of boobs.
00:01No, it's not.
00:01It stays up if it stays open and if you bend forward.
00:04So remember, Kate, the contestants on The Bachelor,
00:06they're very sexy, very basic, so just talk
00:08about basic sexy things.
00:10Squeeze and bend forward a little bit.
00:11OK, looks good.
00:12Camera's all set, so just what to do on a Saturday night,
00:15hobbies, that sort of thing.
00:16Ready?
00:16Here we go.
00:17Kate.
00:18Hi, I'm Kate Fields.
00:20I'm 29 years old, and I'm an orthodontist assistant.
00:23So I really want to get in your mouth.
00:25Kidding.
00:26Hobbies include crafting.
00:28I have a craft club.
00:29So every week, just a bunch of women pile over to my house.
00:33We're currently making candles, so they've just
00:35poured hot wax all over my rug.
00:37It's super hard to get out.
00:39One more thing I like to do is I like to flip furniture,
00:42take something old, make it new.
00:44I just had this one night stand that I
00:45stripped all the paint off of, ripped out the drawers,
00:49changed the knobs.
00:50It looks awesome.
00:51On a Saturday night, I want to just stay in and chill,
00:54ordering some food.
00:55I like Indian food.
00:56I like really spicy food.
00:57I like it hot.
00:58I'm, like, getting hot just thinking about it.
01:00But if you want to go out, I'm super flexible.
01:03We'll get along.
01:04So that's why I'd make a great contestant on The Bachelor.
01:07What just happened?
01:08I got flexible.
01:08That was great.
01:09I think we got what we need.
01:11I'm going to get some air.
01:15Hi, I'm Kate Fields.
01:16I like to strip.
01:17Hobbies include one night stands.
01:19On a Saturday night, I want to do just a bunch of women
01:21I like knobs in my mouth.
01:23Getting hot just thinking about it.
01:25I'm super flexible.
01:26One more thing I like to do is pour
01:28hot wax all over my rug.
01:29So that's why I'd make a great contestant on The Bachelor.
01:33Maybe actually hold it down further on the?
01:35Yeah.
01:36And then up higher.
01:36Hold the top?
01:37You mother.
01:38No.
01:39Party time.
01:41Do you want to have sex?
01:43Oh, wow, that's me.
01:45What is happening, you crazy Indians?
01:50Oh, I want to bathe you.