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00:00We're back with another episode of Shiran-kedo!
00:03We have a camping car, so we're going to talk while we're at it.
00:08There's a lot going on.
00:10First, we'd like to introduce our guest.
00:12Here he is!
00:14Thank you!
00:16Wow, Kyun is here!
00:18Is he that kind of person?
00:20He's different, isn't he?
00:22Isn't he the Kyun on the other side?
00:24Who's on the other side?
00:26He's the one at the bottom of the line on TV.
00:30He's at the bottom of the line.
00:32If he's one step below, he's out.
00:34We're here with Kuroda-san.
00:36Today's episode is about
00:38the birth of the first child.
00:40If you celebrate the birth,
00:42Kuroda-san will be happy, Shiran-kedo!
00:44It's not Shiran-kedo.
00:46It's not Shiran-kedo.
00:48Congratulations!
00:50I can't believe it's Kuroda-san.
00:52I finally became a human parent.
00:54I finally became a human parent.
00:56Now?
00:58How old are you now, Kuroda-san?
01:02I was born in November.
01:04I was born in November.
01:06I'm 55 months old now.
01:08I'm 55 months old now.
01:10Are you an adult?
01:12I'm 75 years old.
01:14You're laughing.
01:16You're laughing.
01:18You don't look like you've changed at all.
01:20You don't look like you've changed at all.
01:22That's right.
01:24That's right.
01:26That's right.
01:28You wake up at midnight, don't you?
01:30You wake up at midnight, don't you?
01:32We're still strong.
01:34If you were 54, wouldn't you die?
01:36If you were 54, wouldn't you die?
01:38It's not midnight.
01:40It's not midnight.
01:42I'm more sleepy.
01:44It's not midnight.
01:46I'm more sleepy.
01:48I'm sleepy.
01:50This time, we celebrate the birth of the first messenger, Kuroda.
01:52This time, we celebrate the birth of the first messenger, Kuroda.
01:54How many messages do you receive at night?
01:56And you're a girl.
01:58I don't know how to handle you.
02:00We get advice from our seniors and parents.
02:02We get advice from our seniors and parents.
02:04We also have a celebration party.
02:06We also have a celebration party.
02:08We also have a celebration party.
02:10I didn't say I'd pay you.
02:12I told you.
02:14There are many complaints about Kuroda.
02:16If I was the one who gave you time to make me laugh,
02:18You'll be pronounced like this.
02:22Which member gave you the time to make you laugh?
02:26It's a nice meal.
02:30We were beaten up by him today.
02:32We were beaten up by him today.
02:34It's the first destination.
02:36It's the first destination.
02:38Congratulations indeed, Kuroda-san.
02:42With a marriage,
02:44I had no idea you were going to get married.
02:48I didn't know you were going to have kids.
02:51Do you take good care of them?
02:54Well, this is...
02:56I'm a senior at Yoshimoto,
03:00but as a father, I have to take good care of my kids.
03:03I really want to ask you this,
03:07but I feel like everyone worries about when they're born.
03:12It's been about three months since they were born.
03:14They're cute, aren't they?
03:16Everyone says,
03:18put them in your eyes and take care of them right away.
03:20But I'm not that kind of person.
03:22That's how I feel.
03:25I have a question for you.
03:27Are you cold because you can't take good care of your newborn kids?
03:33I've been really cute since I was born.
03:37That's a good question.
03:39I'm like that.
03:41I don't know if I'm cute or not.
03:43I don't know how cute I am yet.
03:45You don't react like that yet.
03:47No, no, no.
03:49How about you, Yama?
03:51I've been getting cuter and cuter since I was born.
03:55Like Hamayama,
03:57you've been like this since you were a baby.
04:00I've been getting cuter and cuter since I was a baby.
04:04That's not all.
04:06I've been like this since I was a baby.
04:08A woman likes me all the time.
04:10I've been like that.
04:12You're coming to an end.
04:14It's like, how far are you going?
04:16You have a lot of love.
04:18I'm like that.
04:20I'm like that.
04:22I don't know how to treat my kids.
04:24I'm a girl,
04:26so I don't know how to treat my kids.
04:28At first, my wife was so affectionate.
04:34Just by looking at it, I feel like I'm going to cry because it's so cute, and I don't know what that means, but recently, just by looking at my child or looking at old photos, I feel like I'm going to cry because it's so cute.
04:49He didn't cry at all.
04:52It's been a while since I had a baby, so I laughed a lot, and I thought it would be like a child's picture, but when I saw it, I said,
05:11This is what I'm going to do.
05:14If that's the case, it's over.
05:16It's not over.
05:18It's not funny.
05:19That's right.
05:20When I said it was over, I realized it was a joke.
05:25I'm going to cry.
05:27That's right.
05:28Maybe it's because I don't have a lot of bokeh or I don't have a lot of attack, so there's a place where I'm stopping myself.
05:39That's possible.
05:41But you have a history of being a jerk.
05:47Who's a jerk?
05:48It's interesting to see someone like that cry.
05:50Who's a jerk?
05:51There's plenty of stock.
05:54It's okay.
05:55It's similar to me.
05:59It's said that girls sleep with their fathers.
06:01I don't have a baby.
06:06I'm sure women have their own babies.
06:09But men don't know that they're biological.
06:12There's a theory that makes you recognize that you're like a man.
06:16If I were a man, I'd think it was my baby.
06:21It's said that it gradually changes depending on how you look at it.
06:25Is that true?
06:26But it's very similar.
06:28It's very similar.
06:29It's very similar.
06:30It's very similar.
06:31I don't like it.
06:32I don't like it.
06:34I don't know what to do with this guy.
06:36I don't think so.
06:37I don't think so.
06:38Mom, milk, girl.
06:40We're both men.
06:41That's why you're still safe.
06:43If you were a man, you'd be a girl.
06:45I'm a girl and I'm a boy.
06:46What did you think when you were a girl?
06:48You might be cute.
06:49It's very similar.
06:51It's very similar to me.
06:53I'm starting to look like a girl.
06:56I see.
06:58I'm five years old.
07:00You were just born.
07:01I was just born.
07:02What would you do if you had a boyfriend?
07:05I don't think so.
07:07Don't you think it's too early?
07:09It's too early.
07:11I've said this many times.
07:13If you have a bad boyfriend,
07:15you'll be torn apart.
07:18Even if you pick it up.
07:20You'll be torn apart.
07:22I'm sure of it.
07:23There's a secret to having a bad boyfriend.
07:26You'll be torn apart by the sins you've done so far.
07:32I don't like it.
07:33Don't come over to my house.
07:35Don't come over.
07:37You'll be torn apart.
07:38I don't like it.
07:39Have you ever shown your baby to anyone?
07:43Have I shown it to anyone?
07:44The other day,
07:46I went to a restaurant after the show.
07:49There was an eel.
07:51I had a meal with an eel.
07:52The eel said,
07:53I'm going to your house.
07:54Come over.
07:55What did it say?
07:56It said,
07:57The devil has an angel.
08:00It said it clearly.
08:02That's right.
08:03That's a good thing.
08:04That's a bad thing.
08:05The eel said,
08:06I don't know what's cute yet.
08:09That's right.
08:11There's a lot of different opinions.
08:13That's right.
08:14I'm just a normal person.
08:17It's just a matter of age.
08:19I don't think I'm 55 years old yet.
08:22I don't think so.
08:23I don't think so.
08:24I don't think I'm 55 years old yet.
08:25I don't think so.
08:26It's interesting how old you are when you grow up.
08:29It's interesting.
08:30I'm 75 years old.
08:31Then you have to make money until then.
08:34That's right.
08:35I'd be grateful if you called me.
08:38No, no, no.
08:39I'm nervous when I'm bad at numbers.
08:44I hope you'll take care of me.
08:45I hope you'll take care of me.
08:46You're a grown-up now.
08:47I'm not going to work until I'm 20.
08:49I'm not going to work until I'm 20.
08:50Somehow.
08:51The situation has changed.
08:53I didn't think I could do it.
08:54That's amazing.
08:55I'm going to talk about this.
08:57I had a great wife.
08:59I wanted a child.
09:01I wanted a child.
09:03I wanted a normal child.
09:05I'm over 50 years old.
09:08I started treatment after I was over 50 years old.
09:11Even if I have a child, there are disadvantages and benefits.
09:16I'm over 50 years old.
09:18I have to go to the hospital.
09:22I have to go to the hospital.
09:23I went to the hospital three times.
09:25Have you ever done it?
09:26I have.
09:27It's hard, isn't it?
09:29I have.
09:30Have you ever done it?
09:31I haven't.
09:32It's hard.
09:33Behind the birth of his long-awaited first child.
09:36There are painful memories of two-person treatment.
09:39I have to give birth to my own child.
09:42That's painful.
09:43I was put in a room like this from now on.
09:45I went out too early and waited in the room for a while.
09:49Me too.
09:50I was embarrassed.
09:52What is this?
09:53This is a medical story.
09:56I was told to watch the video.
09:59There are about 100 channels.
10:02It's an erotic video.
10:04I was given a container.
10:07After more than 15 minutes, I ring the bell once.
10:12I'm over 50 years old.
10:14I'm like this.
10:17I've had a lot of experiences.
10:20I was wondering if 15 minutes would be okay.
10:23I thought I shouldn't underestimate it.
10:24I watched the video.
10:25The video came out in 25 seconds.
10:28That's fast.
10:29That's fast.
10:31I've never seen such a video.
10:34That's 25 seconds.
10:36After that, I was like a polar bear.
10:40I was embarrassed.
10:43I was embarrassed.
10:4425 seconds is the shortest.
10:46That was the most embarrassing.
10:48I'm glad.
10:49I want to see it once.
10:51We have arrived.
10:52We have arrived at the baby's home.
10:55We will give you a gift from the program.
11:00Kamaitachi will give you a lecture.
11:04I got a lot of things.
11:08I got a lot of things.
11:11I want you to choose what you don't like.
11:13Of course.
11:16Let's go to the baby's home.
11:18I've never been there.
11:20You haven't been there yet?
11:22It's fun.
11:23What do you mean it's fun?
11:26What do you mean it's fun?
11:28I'm telling you.
11:30It's a character.
11:31It's not a character.
11:32What are you talking about?
11:33It's a stone.
11:34It's not a stone.
11:35I'm excited.
11:36Tell me what you need.
11:38I don't know if I already have it.
11:41Tell me that.
11:42I don't know if you're lying.
11:44I don't care how many I have.
11:47That's right.
11:48It's a butt cleaner.
11:50It's a butt cleaner.
11:52But it's not enough.
11:54There are two types of butt cleaners.
11:59This is the best.
12:01What's the difference?
12:03It's a little soft.
12:05What's the difference?
12:09This is thick.
12:10This is standard.
12:12This is soft.
12:13But this is the best.
12:15Are you sure?
12:16This is a gift from the program.
12:19This is too cheap.
12:23There are boxes, too.
12:25It's 426 yen.
12:28It's a little expensive.
12:30I don't care how many I have.
12:32It's 426 yen.
12:34I don't care how many I have.
12:36I don't care how many I have.
12:37I don't care how many I have.
12:40I received a lot of gifts.
12:44I thought I had too many.
12:46I don't have enough.
12:48I'll buy it myself.
12:49That is a gift from me.
12:52This is a gift box.
12:55That's okay.
12:56I don't care how many I have.
12:58But it's cheap.
13:03I don't care how many I have.
13:05I don't care how many I have.
13:07I'm a guest here.
13:09I don't care how many I have.
13:12But I'm sure there is a purified product.
13:18How do you use the microwave?
13:20I've never seen that before.
13:22Do you put something like a liquid on it?
13:24Yes, yes, yes.
13:25And then you put it in the microwave?
13:27You put something like this in the microwave?
13:29The way to use the microwave is decided for food.
13:35So babies can use the microwave.
13:38I see.
13:39I see.
13:40I see.
13:41I see.
13:42I'm sorry.
13:43There's a liquid one.
13:44I'm sorry.
13:45I'm sorry.
13:46I'm sorry.
13:47You should recommend this.
13:48I recommend this.
13:49Instead of steaming in the microwave...
13:52You can dry it by steamed.
13:55Can you dry it?
13:56You can dry it.
13:57I've never heard of that.
13:58You can also warm it up with L'etrete Pouch.
14:02Isn't this a ostrich egg?
14:04Yes, it is.
14:05You can clean it.
14:06This is incredible.
14:07You can dry it.
14:08You are drying it with a sink.
14:10Okay, I'll use it.
14:12Can you clean it up with a sink at the end?
14:15Is that a sanitary product?
14:17How did I get this big?
14:21That's why I have to do this.
14:24Don't give it to me.
14:27I was going to throw this away.
14:30Excuse me, what's the difference between this one and the one below?
14:35The one below is the same shape as Pigeon.
14:40This is a limited edition, so if it sells well, I'll sell it.
14:47That's sharp.
14:48It's a private brand, so it's better to sell it.
14:54It's a product that HONPO thought about.
14:579,800 yen.
14:59I don't think I can sell more than this.
15:03If you still have it, you can sell it.
15:05If I still have it, I'll get a 5-year warranty.
15:09If I still have it, I'll get a 5-year warranty.
15:12I'll buy it myself.
15:16I got an order to buy a big one.
15:21L size?
15:22L is big.
15:23Why did you leave it alone?
15:25My child is sleepy.
15:27Pampas is A.
15:29There are several types of Pampas.
15:31Pampas is S.
15:33It's a tape type.
15:36There are two types of Pampas.
15:37Premium Pampas and soft Pampas.
15:41That's a normal Pampas.
15:43Why?
15:45That's a premium Pampas.
15:46There is also a tape type and a panty type.
15:48It's a tape type.
15:49It's a tape type.
15:50Pampas is S.
15:51This is the next product after SHINSEIJI.
15:53That's right.
15:54I have a question.
15:55I got SHINSEIJI's product as a gift.
15:57Can I borrow this?
16:00I haven't seen it for a long time.
16:02I got it for my birthday.
16:04It's SHINSEIJI's product.
16:05I can't believe it.
16:06Can I exchange it?
16:08I will do that.
16:11I will do that.
16:14I will exchange it for cash.
16:15I don't think you can exchange it.
16:18Even if you bring this tomorrow, I won't give you cash.
16:22I won't refuse it.
16:25Can I exchange it for 14 pieces?
16:28You need a lot of it.
16:32Let's exchange it for another one.
16:34I'll pay for it.
16:36I'm sorry.
16:37I'll pay for it from the show.
16:39I'm sorry.
16:40I think you should put as much as you can put on it.
16:42Really?
16:44I'll pay for it.
16:46I saw the oil.
16:48I think you should put a little oil in it.
16:50I'm sorry.
16:52Is it a baby oil?
16:53It's a baby oil.
16:54It's a cheap oil.
16:56It's a baby oil.
16:57I think it's a little different from the self-produced product.
17:02It's a baby oil.
17:03It's a self-produced product.
17:05It's an oil.
17:06It's a self-produced product.
17:10It's an oil for babies.
17:13It's a baby oil.
17:14It's a lotion.
17:16Which one is the best?
17:19I think it's the baby oil.
17:21I think it's the baby oil.
17:23It's very good.
17:24It's the original brand.
17:26You're trying to grow up.
17:29Which one is the best?
17:31I think it's the baby oil.
17:33The ingredients are good, too.
17:35Look at this.
17:37You're amazing.
17:38It's sweet.
17:40Look at the ingredients of the food.
17:43It's like a child's mouth.
17:45It's like a child's mouth.
17:47You should look at the ingredients, too.
17:50You should look at the ingredients.
17:51You should change everything.
17:54You should change everything.
17:57You're looking at the ingredients for Mr. Kuroda.
18:00I'll take this one.
18:02I'll take that one.
18:04It's like crab shell.
18:09Is there a medicine to stop that?
18:11It's better to get rid of the drool.
18:13It's better to get rid of the drool.
18:14I'll get rid of the drool when I go to work.
18:17I'll get rid of the drool.
18:18I'll get rid of the drool.
18:19Is there a medicine to stop that?
18:20There's no medicine to stop that.
18:22It's better to get rid of the drool.
18:24It's better to get rid of the drool.
18:26It's bad to have a child who's two months old and have a medicine.
18:28It's bad to have a child who's two months old and have a medicine.
18:30Listen to what she says.
18:31Is that okay?
18:33Yes, it's okay.
18:34Mr. Kuroda, you're making your mother's mouth dirty.
18:38Don't make her mouth dirty.
18:39That's right.
18:41He's making a baby's mouth dirty.
18:43Is it two months old?
18:44Three months old.
18:45Nine months old.
18:47Three months old.
18:49Children are strong.
18:51Are they?
18:52They're strong.
18:53They're saying,
18:54Ouch!
18:55Ouch!
18:56What are we going to do here?
18:57This is a toy for children.
18:59This is still a little early.
19:01This is a little early.
19:03How about that chair?
19:05It's for food.
19:07That's not true.
19:08It's still early.
19:10How many years have you been sitting there?
19:12This is pretty old.
19:13This is my toy.
19:15Now?
19:16I used it.
19:17Wait a minute.
19:18I'm going to get angry.
19:20If I say 20,000 yen, I'll get angry.
19:22Thank you, Mr. Kuroda.
19:24If you think about it,
19:26I'm honest with you.
19:28I don't eat much.
19:29I don't eat much.
19:30I'm not angry.
19:32You...
19:33I'm honest with you.
19:35You must be so angry that you can't count it.
19:37I get angry every day.
19:39What's wrong with you?
19:40What's wrong with you?
19:42That's the problem, isn't it?
19:43You're making money like an idiot.
19:46That's right.
19:47I don't eat much.
19:49I don't eat much.
19:51I'm not angry.
19:53I'm not angry.
19:54I'm not angry.
19:56You're not angry.
19:58You're not angry.
19:59You're not angry.
20:02I'll buy one, too.
20:05I'll buy one, too.
20:07I have one.
20:08Can I get a chair?
20:10It's early.
20:11It's a chair that turns when you're sleeping.
20:14How about that?
20:15That's what kids see.
20:17That's what kids see.
20:19Is there such a thing?
20:21How about this?
20:25It's a bed that lies on the ground.
20:27It's a bed that lies on the ground.
20:29It can be attached to a bed.
20:31I got a baby bed.
20:33It can be attached to a baby bed.
20:36Yes.
20:37Is this it?
20:38Yes, it is.
20:39You can rotate it.
20:41You can rotate it.
20:43It's a great thing.
20:44It's a great thing.
20:46I didn't have this at home.
20:49My mother made it with a fly.
20:52It rotates when you blow on it.
20:54It rotates when you blow on it.
20:56I can't do it.
20:58I can't do it.
20:59I can't do it.
21:00I lost to a Samurai.
21:04He's strong.
21:05I'll buy this.
21:06I'll buy this.
21:07I'll buy this.
21:08I'll buy this.
21:09I'll buy this.
21:13I'm done shopping for the baby.
21:17I learned a lot from you two.
21:19You're a senior.
21:23If you have any trouble, please ask me.
21:27If you have any trouble, please ask me.
21:28If you have any trouble, please ask me.
21:29If you have a fever, please take care of it.
21:32If you have a fever, please take care of it.
21:33I'm afraid of fever.
21:35If you don't let me do it, I'll do it.
21:39Did something happen to your mouth?
21:43It's midnight.
21:48Because of the wind, I often have fever.
21:52I have fever from the back of my leg.
21:54I heard that the male baby is weaker.
21:57A female baby can't take a fever.
22:00Male baby also gets a cold.
22:04How was your sleep?
22:05I'm weak.
22:07I cried a lot when I was pregnant with my first child.
22:11How many times do you cry in a day?
22:15How many times do you cry in a day?
22:20I don't know.
22:22I don't know, either.
22:24It's been three months.
22:25I don't know.
22:26I don't know, either.
22:27It's amazing.
22:28It's amazing.
22:29It's amazing.
22:32I have to open my breasts for about an hour to wake up.
22:39No matter how much I cry, I pretend not to hear it and sleep.
22:46I have that kind of mentality.
22:48I've been saying this for a long time.
22:49It doesn't make sense for both of us to wake up.
22:51I have to take a break alone.
22:53I have to take a break alone.
22:54I see.
22:55I see.
22:56There are two drivers when I travel long distances in a car.
22:59I have to sleep alone.
23:01We both have to sleep alone.
23:02That's a good idea.
23:03I think it's a good idea to sleep alone.
23:05You're right.
23:06You're right.
23:07You're right.
23:08The other person will complain.
23:09The other person will complain.
23:10The other person will complain.
23:11When I searched the Internet, I found out that it was the best way to make me cry at night.
23:15I found out that I like the sound of the hair dryer.
23:17It's that hard to cry at night, isn't it?
23:20It's that hard to cry at night, isn't it?
23:21It's amazing.
23:22The sound of the dryer is similar to the sound of my mom's belly
23:26So I say I'm going to sleep
23:28But I don't
23:30That's a problem
23:32It might be a good idea to try it
23:34What everyone was saying the most was
23:36It's driving
23:38The car
23:40If you don't let me drive the car, I'll cry
23:42I hear that a lot
23:44If my husband is driving slowly on the half-way road, I'll cry
23:51It's a lot of work
23:53I have to sleep
23:55If I hug the car
23:57The switch on the back
23:59If I hug the car
24:01I have to cry
24:03I have to put the car to sleep
24:05And
24:07The moment I put the car to sleep
24:09I have to cry again
24:11So I need a lot of technology
24:13To put the car to sleep
24:15I have an acquaintance
24:17He was a teacher at a nursery
24:20Like you
24:22He was like
24:24What are you doing?
24:26He was driving so slowly
24:28I don't know why
24:30He was driving so slowly
24:32If you put the car to sleep
24:34I can't do it
24:36I have to
24:38Be one with the bed
24:40When I put the car to sleep
24:42I have to be one with the bed
24:44I have to put the car to sleep
24:46Like that
24:49He thought about it when he put the car to sleep
24:51That's how he hugged the car
24:53When he hugged the car
24:55He thought about it
24:57Did men do that?
24:59Of course
25:01I want you to do that
25:03I don't know what he meant
25:05He thought about it
25:07When he put the car to sleep
25:09He thought about it
25:11He thought about it
25:13He thought about it
25:15He thought about it
25:18Be careful
25:20That's important
25:22Here we are
25:24This is his favorite
25:26Naruto Sushi
25:28There are people
25:30who want to celebrate
25:32his birthday
25:34These guys are enough
25:36There are people
25:38who love him
25:40Let's go
25:42Let's go
25:44This is my first time
25:47Hello
25:49This is my second time
25:51Nice to meet you
25:53Nice to meet you
25:55Wow
25:57There are people
25:59who want to celebrate
26:01Let's open
26:08There are people
26:10who want to celebrate
26:12Let's open
26:15Yay
26:17Congratulations
26:19I'm so happy
26:23Wait
26:25That's too much
26:27What?
26:29Look at this
26:31He is my student
26:33He is my student
26:35He is my student
26:37He is my student
26:39He is my student
26:41He is my student
26:44He is my student
26:46He is my student
26:48He is my student
26:50He is my student
26:52He is my student
26:54He is my student
26:56He is my student
26:58He is my student
27:00He is my student
27:02He is my student
27:04He is my student
27:06He is my student
27:08He is my student
27:10He is my student
27:13I was so surprised
27:15I was so surprised
27:17Please don't go crazy
27:19Don't tell me
27:33You guys are such a foul
27:35You are 4 to 3
27:37You are 4 to 3
27:39You are 4 to 3
27:41I'm a big fan of yours.
27:43I talk on the radio every day.
27:45You talk on the radio all the time.
27:47You talk from 5.50 a.m.
27:49I talk on the radio all the time.
27:51It's okay.
27:53Mr. Kuroda.
27:55Happy birthday.
27:59Mr. Kuroda.
28:01I didn't expect you to be a parent.
28:03I didn't expect you to be a parent.
28:07I didn't expect you to be a parent.
28:09I want to celebrate you.
28:11I want to celebrate you.
28:13Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:15Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:17Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:19Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:21Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:23Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:25Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:27Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:29Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:31Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:33Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:35Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:37Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:39Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:41Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:43Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:45Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:47Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:49Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:51Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:53Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:55Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:57Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
28:59Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:01Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:03Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:05Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:07Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:09Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:11Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:13Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:15Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:17Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:19Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:21Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:23Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:25Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:27Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:29Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:31Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:33Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:35Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:37Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:39Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:41Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:43Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:45Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:47Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:49Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:51Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:53Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:55Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:57Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
29:59Mr. Kuroda became a parent.
30:01Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:03Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:05Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:07Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:09Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:11Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:13Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:15Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:17Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:19Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:21Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:23Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:25Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:27Mr. Kuroda gave me this.
30:29Why did you do it with your own body!
30:31Why did you do it with your own body!
30:33I didn't do it with my own body.
30:35No, Mr. Mukawa was an assistant.
30:37No, I was not supposed to do it!
30:39I was not supposed to do it!
30:41It was not even a request.
30:43It was not even a request.
30:44This is too spicy.
30:46Why did you insult me?
30:51I negotiated with ten of them
30:53and all of them agree to it.
30:55And I was making a deal with Mukawa.
30:57I made a mistake and put a sticker on it.
30:59So he said, no, that's not it.
31:01I said, no, it's not.
31:03Isn't it rude to say no?
31:05No, it's not.
31:07It's rude, isn't it?
31:09If you put a sticker on it,
31:11even if it's a mistake,
31:13you should have sent it to Mukawa.
31:15That's not a man.
31:17It doesn't matter.
31:19It doesn't matter.
31:21By the way, how much does it cost
31:23to send it to Amazake?
31:25I think it's about 4,000 yen.
31:27Right?
31:29You didn't tell him to pay later, did you?
31:31I told him.
31:33I told him four times.
31:35Of course.
31:37I was told so many times.
31:39That's not a problem.
31:41It's not a problem.
31:43You should have put a sticker on it.
31:454,000 yen is not bad.
31:474,000 yen is not good.
31:49I'm telling you,
31:51it's not good.
31:53What do you think of them?
31:55Well, I think it's Kuroda-san.
31:59I think it's Kuroda-san.
32:01I'm sorry.
32:03Can I say something?
32:05Can you stop giving me a signal?
32:07Why?
32:09Give me a signal.
32:13You're in my way.
32:15I'm sorry.
32:17You're in my way.
32:19Kuroda-san,
32:21I'm an direct junior.
32:23I don't have time.
32:25This was a real story from last year.
32:27Your YouTube channel was called Kuronani.
32:29Yes, it was.
32:31I made a schedule like this.
32:33I went there so that I wouldn't get into any car accidents.
32:35I went there so that I wouldn't get into any car accidents.
32:37I thought I'd get them out after I started taking care of them.
32:39I'll also do my resume somewhere.
32:41I haven't been able to tell them clearly,
32:43but I've only been sent the resume of a sushi restaurant.
32:45but I've only been sent the resume of a sushi restaurant.
32:47I don't think he's talking about
32:49I was wondering if we were going to shoot something like that, and I got a call from Mr. Kura, and he told me to go ahead from that sushi shop.
32:56It's a landmark.
32:58It's not a place there.
32:59It's not a sushi shop.
33:01From there, there's a place like Mr. Kura's kitchen studio, and we recorded something there.
33:07It ended in about an hour, and then we decided to drink.
33:10I thought it would end in an hour, and then there was a questionnaire, so I thought I couldn't drink alcohol.
33:17Mr. Kura and I drank for about two hours.
33:19Rossi was there, too.
33:21I can't drink alcohol because it's my job.
33:23All Mr. Kura did was drink business carbonated drinks.
33:26Business carbonated drinks?
33:27Business carbonated drinks.
33:28It was this big.
33:29You're the only one who knows.
33:31It was a big business carbonated drink.
33:33Mr. Kura said, let's go home.
33:35That day, the recording was over.
33:37On the way home, I went to McDonald's and bought a hamburger.
33:41I thought it wasn't that loud.
33:44It's not a set, it's a single hamburger.
33:48Just one?
33:50I'm embarrassed, so I don't ask for a single hamburger.
33:55I don't ask for a single hamburger.
33:57I said, thank you for your hard work.
33:59About three days later, I happened to hear a messenger.
34:04On the radio.
34:05I was talking to Mr. Aihara.
34:07It's my story.
34:10Mr. Aihara said, he's not good.
34:12He said, he's changed.
34:14He was drinking on YouTube.
34:16He kept drinking.
34:18He said, Terrier.
34:20I only drink business carbonated drinks.
34:22I prepared it.
34:24I changed it to Terrier.
34:26It's small.
34:28It's easy to understand.
34:29It's a high carbonated drink.
34:30It's easy to understand.
34:32It's a big business carbonated drink.
34:34It's about 100 yen.
34:36I changed it to Terrier on the radio.
34:39I can see the difference.
34:41The company doesn't have a comedy business carbonated drink.
34:44I said, Terrier, because it's easy to understand.
34:46It's a long time to say a business carbonated drink.
34:49It's a long time.
34:51If it was a comedy,
34:54we might have received a business carbonated drink.
34:58Who talked to me about comedy?
35:02Who did you talk to?
35:04That's true.
35:06You know what he's doing now, right?
35:09Financial plan.
35:10Financial plan.
35:11You got it, right?
35:12Did you get the first class?
35:13I consulted with him the other day.
35:16I told him everything about practice.
35:19If you don't know, you can't judge.
35:23I told him everything about practice and property rights.
35:25At that time, he suddenly became smart.
35:28He said, well, this is because I have a duty.
35:31Well, of course it's a lie.
35:34Let me see. Don't you have it?
35:36I'm sorry. Please tell me.
35:38I'll write it down on paper.
35:40It's all on your practice book.
35:42It was written like this.
35:46It's cute.
35:47It's a financial planner.
35:49I don't care what it is.
35:51I don't care what paper it is.
35:52I'm Pooh.
35:53I'm Pooh.
35:54I'm Pooh.
35:55I'm Pooh.
35:56I'm Pooh.
35:57It took me about two hours to write it.
36:00This is all I have.
36:02I don't understand.
36:04I can't believe it.
36:05What I understand is that you are a real estate agent in Kansai.
36:09What?
36:10That's not true.
36:12You're a real estate agent.
36:14I can't protect my property rights.
36:18You're a real estate agent in Kansai.
36:20You're a real estate agent in Kansai.
36:22I have a cell phone.
36:26I have a cell phone.
36:27I brought it here.
36:29Is it a mobile phone?
36:30Do you have a cell phone?
36:34It's a place to put your cell phone.
36:37Look at this.
36:38He's a professional.
36:39He's a real estate agent.
36:41He's a professional.
36:42His name is written on the back.
36:45Did you pay for it?
36:47You have a financial planner.
36:49I bought a lot of coffee for an hour.
36:51I bought a lot of coffee for an hour.
36:53I didn't pay anything.
36:54I didn't pay anything.
36:55I looked it up.
36:56I bought one for 5,000 yen.
36:58I told him to make coffee for us.
37:02I told him to make coffee for us.
37:06He fell for it.
37:08That's interesting.
37:11The coffee is more interesting than 10,000 yen.
37:16Don't tell a person like that.
37:20We can't even know what each other is doing.
37:23We can't even know what each other is doing.
37:25Don't tell me that.
37:26You're the one who said it!
37:28It's been a long time since I've had a cup of coffee.
37:30I'll bring this with me.
37:32I can't believe it's you, Mr. Okazaki.
37:34Thanks to you, I've been on TV all the time.
37:37No, no, that's not true.
37:39We used to do radio together.
37:41We used to have a little board.
37:44You're like a bartender.
37:46Be clear.
37:47Since I didn't have a job,
37:50I was asked to do a radio job.
37:54I've been doing it for a long time.
37:56But last year, I got a call at a martial arts competition.
38:00I got a call at that moment.
38:03I think I want to quit.
38:05What?
38:07I don't know how to say it.
38:09I don't know how to say it.
38:11I don't know how to say it.
38:12I don't know how to say it.
38:13I don't want to do it forever.
38:16The radio is different.
38:19If it's a thumbnail, I'll put in a different one.
38:22I don't want to do the same thing.
38:25I'm not doing anything.
38:27I'm not doing anything.
38:28I quit the company because of the boss' feeling.
38:31Who joined the company?
38:34Hachimitsu.
38:35Hachimitsu.
38:36He's so angry.
38:40He can't control the situation at all.
38:42He's Takiwa.
38:43Who do you think you're doing this for?
38:45You're amazing!
38:47I'm doing this fighting.
38:51Really, really.
38:53It was a birthday party.
38:55It was a birthday party.
38:57Ibuta asked the president of the production company.
39:00Yes, I've heard about it.
39:02He said he wanted cash.
39:04He said he wanted cash.
39:06He said he wanted commercial rights.
39:08He said he got a lot of clothes from his fans.
39:12He said he wanted commercial rights.
39:14I thought I'd take it.
39:16My wife said it was a birthday party,
39:18so I chose it.
39:20I found it at JEALOUSPICKET.
39:22I found it at JEALOUSPICKET.
39:24I found it at JEALOUSPICKET.
39:26I put it in the shopping bag.
39:28I thought my wife would be happy.
39:30I put it in the shopping bag.
39:32I said thank you.
39:34I had 3 or 4 shopping bags.
39:36I packed them in a bag.
39:38I went to my wife's house.
39:40I went to my wife's house.
39:42I went to my wife's house.
39:44I'm doing it with a character.
39:46I'm doing it with a character.
39:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
40:18They'll be coming up with tons of other ideas.
40:38I saw a little shelf for baby's clothes.
40:42I was like, what is this?
40:44I didn't write anything.
40:46I just saw a picture.
40:48I thought I could get this if I wanted.
40:50I usually write, but I didn't write anything.
40:52I just saw a picture.
40:54I thought, what?
40:56I thought, I want this.
40:58I thought, I want this.
41:00I thought, I want this.
41:02Then, I saw a URL of Rakuten.
41:04Then, I saw a URL of Rakuten.
41:07In my opinion,
41:09In my opinion,
41:11This is the translates by the Japanese.
41:13If you want this,
41:15This should be a self-portrait.
41:17You used subsequent character.
41:19Well,
41:21There is comeseth shorthand.
41:23It was something to be mentioned.
41:25It's dangerous to get it out for long.
41:27So let it go out.
41:29So that,
41:31You had a freedom to choose.
41:33You had a freedom to choose.
41:35What's that supposed to mean?
41:37You need a question mark.
41:39It's a picture and a URL.
41:41That's right.
41:43I was surprised.
41:45I had a case with Amazake.
41:47I thought I had to say no to this.
41:49It was from the end of the year to the beginning of the year.
41:51I was told by Rakuten that I couldn't have a baby.
41:55I have to say this.
41:57If I didn't, I'd say,
41:59That's not a celebration, is it?
42:01I don't have a baby because it's the end of the year.
42:03It's a celebration of the birth of a baby.
42:05I'll send it to you as a celebration of the birth.
42:07I'll see you on the next radio show.
42:09I sent you a message.
42:11No reply.
42:13It's not that I don't reply.
42:15I'll see you.
42:17No!
42:19I'll see you.
42:21I don't know.
42:23There's something about it that I don't understand.
42:25Why?
42:27That was a completely overstatement.
42:29This is my story.
42:31Please let me have a baby.
42:33No, I'm not a baby.
42:35Isn't that what he's saying?
42:37Why would you call me a baby?
42:39I'm not a baby.
42:41I'm a baby.
42:43I'm not a baby.
42:47Please let me have a baby.
42:49I'm not a baby.
42:51I'm not a baby.
42:53I'm not a baby.
42:55I'm not a baby.
42:57Oh, I didn't!
43:00Please hold your baby!
43:03To be honest, it's embarrassing to say this, but there's a element of resistance.
43:07Why?
43:08Why?
43:09Where?
43:10You see this?
43:11It's so weak.
43:12You'd think someone stabbed you.
43:13I was laughing at how the woman was still crying.
43:17That's not true!
43:20I'm going to be stabbed.
43:22Hang on a second.
43:23I feel like I'm going to run into the wall with my zombie hands.
43:24That's not true!
43:25I'm also going to be stabbed.
43:26I'm also thinking about it.
43:28You're going to have to do it next time.
43:30You're still talking.
43:32You haven't done anything with the goats.
43:34I have.
43:36There's one more.
43:38There's one more.
43:40I want her to be a father.
43:44I'm going to take my kids to a cafe.
43:49I'll take them to a place I recommend.
43:52What is it?
43:53It's Hirakata Park.
43:55You can use it all year round.
43:58It's open.
44:00It's a default for McDonald's.
44:02I recommend it to my family.
44:04You're talking about your family.
44:06Have you seen his YouTube channel?
44:08No, I haven't.
44:10When it rained.
44:12You don't know?
44:13No, I don't.
44:14You don't have it with your family?
44:16I have it today.
44:22I'm looking forward to Hirakata Park.
44:24The downside is when it rains.
44:26Because it's an amusement park.
44:28To get rid of it.
44:30I have this.
44:32I have this.
44:34This.
44:36This is it.
44:38This is it.
44:40I'm going to go with this.
44:42It's a sick dog.
44:44I'm serious.
44:46I'm serious.
44:48I'm going to go like this with my family on a rainy day.
44:50You look like a child.
44:53It's really cute.
44:55I'm so happy.
44:57I want you to do it like this.
44:59I'm so used to it.
45:01I'm a professional.
45:05Thank you, everyone.
45:22Next time, they're going to have a special meal at Iekei Ramen.
45:28It's delicious.
45:30I'm so happy.
45:31It's delicious.
45:32It's the most delicious ramen I've ever had.
45:34It's the best.
45:36The juice from the melted plastic is like pork.