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00:00Every year, tech companies come to CES, the Consumer Electronics Show, to showcase their latest inventions.
00:07I love seeing what comes out of CES every year.
00:09You know, there's a lot of big problems in the world that technology needs to solve.
00:12Are we gonna get better renewable energy? A cure for cancer, perhaps?
00:16But most importantly, are they finally going to invent an AI-powered dog washer?
00:23Yes, they did.
00:24Thank God, dude.
00:25World's first AI-powered dog washer cleans and dries your pup in just 20 minutes.
00:29That seems, like, unnervingly fast, to wash and dry them.
00:34Like, what is it doing to the dog in there?
00:37This whole thing fills up with water at a certain point, then turns into a wind tunnel to dry your dog off.
00:42Yeah, I know if I put one of my dogs in this thing, they would come out clean.
00:45But they would never be the same again.
00:47At CES 2025, Woof Woof Lux, a brand that we all know and trust,
00:51introduced a dog washing machine offering a hassle-free solution for bathing pets with adjustable washing and drying cycles.
00:58Hassle-free for who?
01:00For me?
01:00For me and the dog?
01:02I don't think so.
01:03This machine is introducing a whole new hassle to being a dog.
01:06Designed for private and commercial use, the machine features sensors to ensure comfort,
01:09a transparent door for observation.
01:12That's nice.
01:12That way you can make eye contact with your dog while you betray them.
01:15And soothing music to ease pets during the wash.
01:18Oh, good. Okay, that's nice.
01:19Future upgrades includes AI-driven customization to adapt to dog's preferences,
01:25and an online shopping feature.
01:26It's gonna let my dog buy things while it gets washed?
01:29Also, the fact that this could be for commercial use really pisses me off.
01:33So I'm going to take my dog to a groomer,
01:36and instead of grooming my dog, they're just gonna, like, throw it in a washing machine?
01:40I feel like that entirely defeats the purpose of paying somebody to do this.
01:44Either way, I don't think this thing actually even exists yet as a prototype.
01:47This is clearly an AI-generated image.
01:50If they were too lazy to even build a prototype for CES, I don't think this thing is ever coming to fruition.
01:54So sorry, WoofWoofLux, I think you will forever live on in obscurity.
01:59Okay, next we have Eve, an AI-powered robotic security system.
02:03Okay, based on this first frame, it appears that a projectile is being shot out of this thing.
02:08So this is already a terrifying invention.
02:11Hello, I'm Eve.
02:12Oh, great. She talks. Okay, sick.
02:14That's nice that they gave the AI-powered gun a sweet, friendly voice.
02:19It's got this nice, sleek, white, minimalist look, and a beautiful voice.
02:24And it's gonna kill you. It's going to kill you and feel nothing.
02:26With a powerful paintball launcher to deter any intruder.
02:29With my advanced camera system, I differentiate familiar faces from those who are not supposed to be there.
02:35And you're just gonna shoot anyone you don't recognize? Is that what I'm gleaming from this?
02:39Don't worry, I can recognize faces.
02:41So the second a new Amazon driver comes to drop off a package, they're dead.
02:45Or they're maimed and running away, and you're not getting your package, that's for sure.
02:49Animal recognition? Is this thing gonna shoot... an animal?
02:53My design is elegant, but I pack a powerful punch.
02:56Yeah, you're a paintball gun. Of course you pack a punch.
02:58Don't be fooled by my design. I'm a- it's a- I'm a gun.
03:01With night vision, sound dispatcher, and a warning laser, I always hit the mark.
03:08I just feel like this is the very last responsibility we should be giving to AI.
03:13We should not be even giving AI the opportunity to hurt people.
03:18Eve monitors your property, identifying intruders with precision.
03:21Okay, so let's say somebody comes to rob your house wearing a ski mask.
03:26Obviously, the facial detection's gonna be like, I don't recognize that person.
03:29So it starts pelting them with paintballs.
03:31Now imagine that that's actually you, and you're just wearing a ski mask because it's cold outside.
03:36Or you've got on a- some type of other thing covering your face, a scarf or something.
03:40And you get shot with paintballs just for trying to go into your own house.
03:43Wait, raccoon? Fox?
03:45These are clearly all AI-generated videos, too.
03:48Is everything at CES just like fake AI vaporware?
03:52Is none of this stuff real?
03:54Imagine a raccoon is making a mess in your garbage or something.
03:58And so your Eve paint can locks onto it and just starts firing at it.
04:03So the raccoon's made a little bit of mess, but luckily, the paint can has also made an even bigger mess
04:08by splattering paint all over your garbage cans and your driveway.
04:12Which allows me to recognize intruders and stop them in their tracks.
04:16How is this thing gonna recognize intruders versus just like a- a new friend that you're inviting over?
04:22So maybe this thing only turns on when you have your security system armed, right?
04:26So you're going to bed at night, and then if anybody is coming to your house that it doesn't recognize, it shoots them.
04:32Okay, now imagine a dog has gone missing in your neighborhood in the middle of the night.
04:36Or there's an accident, and so the police come and knock on your door.
04:39But instead of you answering, they're met with this ominous female AI voice telling them to leave or it's gonna shoot them.
04:45You are identified as a non-authorized personnel.
04:50You have five seconds to leave the property.
04:52Not to be cocky or anything, but I could totally outrun this thing.
04:55I could totally...
04:56juke this thing out.
04:57I would just run like zigzag really fast up to the door, and then I'd be fine.
05:01Then I could break in and murder the person I was going to murder.
05:04So I actually don't need to worry about this thing. I'm still gonna murder everybody that I was already going to.
05:12Okay, that paintball didn't even look like it hurt him though.
05:16It's kind of like...
05:20All right, I'm gonna get out of here.
05:21Did it hurt him? It didn't look like it did at all.
05:23That's the most nonchalant reaction to getting a huge welt that I've ever seen.
05:28Oh, there's a video of prototype testing?
05:31Shot him in the back.
05:32He's in pain.
05:33Show someone trying to outrun this thing, dude.
05:35I bet you I could.
05:36There's no shot. There's no shot that this thing...
05:39could ever hit me.
05:40Okay, next we have...
05:46OMI is an innovative device that redefines the concept of a personal assistant through wearable technology.
05:51So it's some type of device that you wear that assists you.
05:55Nicholas!
05:57Care to elaborate?
05:58The conditioned stimulus was the ringing of the bell, which made the dog salivate even in the absence of food.
06:03Wow!
06:05How is he recalling all of that amazing information?
06:07Surely it doesn't have anything to do with the device bulging out of his forehead.
06:11That's incredible!
06:12I'm concerned about how this thing is connected to him also.
06:15Is it just, like, glued on there?
06:17Or did they...
06:18Is there something drilled into his head?
06:19Is it connected to his brain?
06:25Okay, in this shot, it's just on her necklace.
06:27I guess it can go anywhere.
06:28It doesn't have to be drilled into your skull.
06:29That's good.
06:30That's a good feature.
06:31Here's an article for WIRED that says...
06:32Your next AI wearable will listen to everything all the time.
06:36What do you mean, my next AI wearable?
06:38Am I supposed to have AI wearables currently?
06:40I mean, I guess I do.
06:41I do still have the AI pin.
06:42But I don't think most people already have an AI wearable.
06:45The latest crop of AI-enabled wearables, like Bee, AI, and Omi, listen to your conversations to help organize your life.
06:52They are also normalizing embedded microphones that are always on.
06:55Yeah, this might be a little bit too much for me.
06:58What is even the point of human interaction?
07:01If the computer is telling you how to respond in every situation.
07:05If you've got this little thing on your forehead, and it's listening to everything, and then it just, like, texts you what's going on,
07:11so you don't have to be paying attention, and you can just look at your phone, and it tells you what to say,
07:15like, what- what exactly do you do in life, then?
07:18If not interact with the people in your life.
07:20Also, if you're, like, spouting out witty, smart things all the time, and you clearly have a device on you that is giving you those ideas,
07:28it's not- like, no one's gonna think you're smart.
07:30Before we continue on with the video, I want to tell you guys a little something about myself.
07:34I have two dogs. I've got Sunday and Zero.
07:37And while Zero will pretty much eat anything you give him.
07:40He'll eat dog food, people food, fruit, vegetables, whatever.
07:45Sunday is very picky.
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09:04Okay, finally, Miramee is a $70 robot that you can wear as an accessory.
09:10This is what I've been waiting for, a wearable robot.
09:13You come across something that's a little bit weirder, more unique than the other things you see on the floor.
09:18The Miramee here, at CES, is that baby furry alien creature.
09:25I don't know, this thing's a little bit cute.
09:26Maybe I like this one.
09:27Now this one can listen to all my conversations.
09:30This one can tell me how to live my entire life.
09:32That would be nice, because this one's cute.
09:34Imagine just wearing this, like, all day, one day, and just never acknowledging it to the people around you.
09:39You have this little monster gremlin on your wrist that's just looking around.
09:42Every now and again, it whispers something in your ear, and then you say something witty.
09:46What does it actually do, though?
09:47Is it- does it just look around?
09:49Tell us what it does.
09:50So if you're hoping to get your hands on a Miramee, they're not yet for sale.
09:54I'm hoping to know what it does.
09:56Can you tell me?
09:58Can someone tell me?
09:59Miramee is a furry little companion bot that imitates a shy infant.
10:04So does that mean it- it doesn't do anything?
10:06Because that's what a- a shy infant pretty much does nothing.
10:09They're like, it's not even an outgoing infant.
10:11It's not even gonna look at you, or, like, kind of babble at you.
10:14It's dumb.
10:15It can't do anything, and it's ashamed of itself on top of that.
10:18So, would you like to wear it around?
10:20Using sensors, it detects and appears to inquisitively turn its head to engage nearby people or objects with adorable googly eyes.
10:28But its inquisitive appearance has limits.
10:30When the bot is suddenly approached or touched, it will duck away to simulate shyness.
10:35Oh, sick. It's just like me.
10:36Whenever I'm approached or touched, I duck away.
10:38Okay, so this doesn't actually have any, like, practical usage.
10:42Just kind of like having a shy little- shy little monster.
10:45It's a fuzzy robot that clamps onto stuff like handbags or your arm, like a little sloth.
10:50How tight does it clamp onto you?
10:52Does it actually clamp onto you like it's a shy little kid clinging to their mother in a stressful situation?
10:57You take the thing off after a long day, and your entire wrist is bruised.
11:01Marumi is made by Yukai Engineering and is meant to be an accessory that brings a little happiness to those around you.
11:06I would like it if it pretends like it doesn't do anything, but it secretly whispers insults to your friends when you're not looking.
11:14And then when your friend is like,
11:16Hey, why did that thing just call me ugly?
11:18You can be like,
11:18What? I didn't hear that.
11:19No, this thing doesn't do anything.
11:20It's just supposed to imitate a shy infant.
11:22You must be hearing things, man.
11:23You sound crazy right now.
11:25And then you look away again, and it's like,
11:26Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep tonight.
11:29Okay, next we have hands-on with fufu.
11:31So we had Marumi, and now we got fufu.
11:34This is fufu, and it fufus over your hot coffee.
11:39Is that what fufuing means?
11:41Are we do- did we all already know that?
11:43It fufus, you know.
11:45It's actually a little fufu bot.
11:47It's designed to fufu just like a shy infant would.
11:51And this is a little portable robot.
11:53It's silent.
11:54Okay, that's not a robot though.
11:56That's a fan.
11:56It's just a fan that's shaped like a cat.
11:59So I reject the notion that this is even a robot.
12:02Oh, you can put multiple fufus around a bowl if it's really hot soup.
12:07This is great for me personally,
12:09because I really like kind of buying useless bullshit that I don't need,
12:14and it's just gonna clutter up my house.
12:16That's the kind of shit that I'm into.
12:17I'm into like fufu type stuff.
12:19I'm into like gadgets that do one extremely niche specific thing
12:24that you don't really need an extra thing for,
12:27but it's gonna take up space in your cabinet,
12:29and you're also going to throw it away after a couple of months,
12:31and so it's going to take up space in landfills.
12:33It's almost like this thing is designed exactly for me.
12:36Okay, I've actually seen this thing a little bit.
12:38So this is one of Roborock's new vacuums.
12:41Roborock makes like Roomba type vacuums,
12:44and I think, well, if this is the one I'm thinking it is,
12:46then this is the one that has a robot arm.
12:49Yes, yes, look, it has little pincers.
12:56Okay, so in theory, I'm like, this is actually kind of a cool idea,
13:00because one of the downsides to robot vacuums,
13:03I actually have one, and it is a Roborock one.
13:05It has to vacuum around shoes,
13:07and the more obstacles you have in your house,
13:09the longer it takes to vacuum,
13:10because it has to like plan a path around it,
13:13instead of just going in a straight line through it.
13:15So this way, it can pick things up,
13:17and then what does it do with it, actually?
13:18Does it put it away?
13:20Oh, okay.
13:26It picked up the shoe,
13:28it vacuumed under where the shoe was,
13:30and then put the shoe back.
13:31So that's cool.
13:32It's kind of like a passive-aggressive robot vacuum.
13:35That's like, I'm gonna clean,
13:36and I'm gonna pick up the shit that you left on the floor again,
13:40and then I'm gonna clean under it,
13:41and I'm gonna put it back.
13:42So when you come downstairs, you'll notice I've cleaned up,
13:44except for I haven't moved all the shit that you left on the floor again.
13:50Oh, it can relocate items.
13:52No matter what, actually, it would take like nine years for it to vacuum my house.
13:56If it had to lift up every single object and vacuum under it,
14:00or every time it encounters an object,
14:01it picks it up and goes and puts it back somewhere,
14:04and then resumes cleaning.
14:05Yeah, it's just gonna be vacuuming all the time,
14:07because the second it stops,
14:09it's gonna be the next day,
14:10and it's gonna have to start again.
14:11Because it seems like it does it really slow, too.
14:13That's the thing about robot vacuums,
14:14is it's kind of quicker to just vacuum your house.
14:17It's nice that it does it for you,
14:18and if you, you know, have a job where you leave every day,
14:21it can just do it while you're gone,
14:22but they are pretty slow.
14:23The innovative arm allows the robot to move obstacles out of the way
14:27and clean areas previously blocked.
14:29It performs simple household tasks,
14:31and even serves as a companion.
14:33How does it serve as a companion?
14:34Not to be judgy,
14:35but like, where are you in your life
14:38if your robot vacuum is a companion?
14:41At the very least, get a Marumi.
14:43If you think the robot vacuum's a good companion,
14:45what you need is a shy little infant on your arm.
14:48How'd you like a little gremlin on your wrist,
14:50clinging on for dear life?
14:51Wait, where does that thing,
14:52where does it duck to?
14:54It said it like hides when it's scared?
14:56I mean, I guess they had it perched on a lot of purses,
14:59so does it duck in the purse?
15:01But where does it go if it's on your wrist?
15:02Just climbs down your throat?
15:03Oh, I gotta get out of here!
15:06AI-powered customization.
15:08I think just everything is AI-powered now.
15:10I don't think you need to put AI-powered even in the description.
15:13That's such a broad term that could mean anything.
15:16Like, it could just mean there's a microchip in this.
15:18And that's not, that's artificial intelligence
15:20because it's not a human brain.
15:21We didn't put a human brain in this,
15:23is what we're trying to say.
15:24So, if you're worried that this thing is like a,
15:26a full, sentient, fleshy being,
15:29don't worry.
15:30It's just a robot vacuum.
15:31The Marumi, on the other hand,
15:32there is a little, there's a little chimpanzee brain in those things.
15:35Yeah, they actually are just monkeys.
15:36We just spray-painted monkeys,
15:38and we're calling them Marumis.
15:40It's a, it's a shy, infant breed of monkey
15:42that we spray-painted and we're selling.
15:44Streamlabs launches Intelligent Streaming Assistant
15:48in collaboration with NVIDIA and in-world AI.
15:54Wow, he looks so real.
15:55That's crazy.
15:56I never would have guessed this dude's not real.
15:57Hey there, I'm your Intelligent Streaming Assistant.
16:02Yeah, this is the kind of dry, robotic energy
16:05that I think more streamers actually need to add to their streams.
16:09This is perfect.
16:10And what does he do?
16:11I can interact with your chat,
16:12answer questions,
16:13and I'll make sure to let you know when you miss that key headshot.
16:17He's gonna roast you and your gameplay?
16:19Canyon Crossing got the most votes,
16:21but that's where you rage quit when you couldn't clutch it last game.
16:24Okay, you know how like the AI voices became really popular on TikTok?
16:28There's that kind of like TikTok influencer accent,
16:31how like everybody kind of talks the same on TikTok.
16:34If this catches on,
16:35I feel like people are gonna just start talking like this,
16:37especially while roasting each other's gameplay.
16:40Imagine getting roasted by your friend while you're playing a video game,
16:42but they're talking like this.
16:44This might be a quick one.
16:45Oh God.
16:46Oh, wow.
16:47This might be a quick one.
16:48You totally missed that shot, you noob.
16:51I can also act as your producer completely in the background.
16:54I'll adapt your stream to what's happening in game.
16:57Okay, that's actually kind of cool.
16:58Just don't make us look at you or hear you.
17:00You should have led with that.
17:01When something exciting goes down,
17:03I can trigger audio,
17:04play videos,
17:05change scenes.
17:06Automatically change the camera angles for you,
17:08play sound effects when something exciting happens.
17:10Like if every time you get a kill,
17:11it knows and it plays a cool sound or something.
17:13That's fine.
17:14Just why are you making us look at you?
17:16Get ready for virtual AI co-hosts that chat with Twitch stars and control their stream.
17:20As a co-host, the intelligent streaming assistant can understand
17:24what's happening in games like Fortnite
17:26and offer contextually relevant commentary.
17:28Oh, great.
17:31That is a gun.
17:31This awareness enables the assistant to do things like
17:34highlight a well-timed build,
17:36provide commentary during a dramatic victory royale,
17:39or shout out audience members for sending tips.
17:41I wonder what would happen if you made it think you were playing a game,
17:44but you were showing it like real footage,
17:46like real war footage or something,
17:48and you were like, no, this is Fortnite.
17:49And it's like, oh, okay, great.
17:51Wow, incredible kill.
17:52CES unveiled 2025, this walking stool waved at me.
17:56Don't be alarmed if a stool with a lamp on it strolls up to you
17:59at this year's Consumer Electronics Show.
18:01That's just my pal Mimo.
18:03Well, whoever wrote this article has clearly already been won over by Mimo.
18:06Do not be scared of Mimo.
18:08Me and Mimo are cool.
18:09And if you're cool with me, then you're cool with Mimo.
18:10A model of the AI-powered robot.
18:13Yeah, we know that the robot is AI-powered.
18:16Obviously.
18:17We didn't think it came to life because it was enchanted by a wizard.
18:20We didn't think it has a soul.
18:22Okay, I'm sorry.
18:22It's just that is the most redundant phrase.
18:24It made its debut at the trade show's unveiled media event on Sunday night,
18:28hitting the floor on a six wood capped metal legs
18:32and greeting bystanders with gentle waves.
18:35What part of it is waving?
18:36Is it one of its legs?
18:37Is it going like that with its leg?
18:39Or is the lamp waving?
18:41I kind of thought the lamp was its head.
18:42It's made by the Japanese robotic company called Jiz AI.
18:45Great.
18:45Which bills it as the first ever customizable general-purpose AI robot.
18:50I'd describe it as the love child of a mid-century modern table
18:53and one of Sid from Toy Story's mutant toys.
18:55Affectionately, remember me and Mimo are cool.
18:58I have no problem with Mimo.
19:00And Mimo has assured me that it will spare my life because of that.
19:03Mimo did a little more than work the crowd at unveiled,
19:06shimmying around and nodding its lit up lampy head.
19:09But Ishikawa hypothesized one futuristic situation
19:13where it could fetch a cup for its owner.
19:15Yeah, I gotta say I don't know if I quite have enough like table-based issues in my life
19:21that I need a whole robot to take on that role.
19:23Like a robot vacuum makes sense
19:25because you need to vacuum your house every so often,
19:27especially if you have pets.
19:28But like how often do you need your table to do something for you?
19:32And no disrespect to Mimo, of course,
19:34because he and I have actually become quite good friends.
19:37I forgot.
19:37I don't know if I mentioned that.
19:39The pre-order waitlist for Mimo is now live,
19:41but you have to sign up in person at CES.
19:44Mimo has to be able to look you in the eyes in order for you to pre-order him.
19:47Ishikawa said a tabletop version of Mimo will retail for about $3,500
19:52while the full-size model will go for around $30,000.
19:55Wait, a full-size model?
19:56What is the full-size model?
19:57Is it like a dining room table?
19:59This six-legged lamp might help your kid with their homework.
20:02It might.
20:03Hey, we just said it might, all right?
20:05It's not a guarantee.
20:06It does know how to, but it depends what kind of mood he's in.
20:09Unlike some robots we've seen,
20:10when we saw it, Mimo didn't show any signs of being autonomous.
20:14It mostly shimmied around the floor and waved to people passing by.
20:17Man, it really shimmied.
20:18That's two articles that mentioned it shimmying now.
20:20The company envisions it being useful for some childcare tasks,
20:24like reminding children to do their homework
20:26and then watching over them to make sure they actually complete it.
20:29Watching over them is kind of a terrifying word for a robot,
20:33especially one that has a lamp for a face.
20:35It's just kind of like shining down on them.
20:38I'm picturing the lighting of like an interrogation room.
20:40It's also using its six legs to pin down the child's four appendages
20:45until it's done with its homework.
20:46The company is also interested in using robotics for elder care.
20:49Okay, that's nice.
20:51That's definitely a future I would not like to live in.
20:54I get old and my kids and grandkids are thinking about putting me in a home
20:57and they're like, no, let's just,
21:00let's just get him the table.
21:02The table will look after him.
21:03He doesn't need human interaction.
21:05He doesn't need a face to look at.
21:06He just, he needs an eight-legged table monster.
21:09That's the only thing that's going to keep him kicking.
21:11And I'll grow old, just me and my table.
21:13Well, I think that's a pretty good note to end on, honestly.
21:15So thank you guys for watching.
21:17I'll see you guys next time.
21:18Buh-bye.