• 4 hours ago
A little birdy told me to pass this on. Aussies get it.

FILMED by Tony Knight with Luke Kozuh

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Swoop, swoop
That's the sound of bloody beaks
If you creep on the street
Where I keep my mini-mes

Best remember
September to November
Get cooped up or swooped up
And dismembered

I'm mad, the baddest
The worst bird
I'm how Perth squirts learn
Their first curse word

And to GTFO
ASAP
Or get a piece of me
And PTSD

Every predator in Oz
Be frightened of me
Crocodiles, spiders
Bees and bikies

Scare the drop bears, yeah
Even dingoes know
That I'm not a little bitch
Like my cousin the crow

I got more white, more fight
Gore eyeballs right

Outta your skull
Rip your eyelids out
So I can chew 'em and spew 'em
Up into my kids' mouth

These talons are talented
They sure cut quick
Oh, you don't believe in dragons?
Well look up, BITCH!

It's a one-bird army
Feathered kamikaze
It's my baby's birthday
Welcome to the party

When nesting
The warble is a war cry
I'm Spring King
I'm a magpie

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Transcript
00:00Swoop, swoop, that's the sound of bloody beaks If you creep on the street where I keep my mini-maze
00:18Best remember, September to November Get cooped up or swooped up and dismembered
00:24I'm mad, the baddest, the worst bird I'm how Perth squirts learn their first curse word
00:29Enter GTFO, ASAP Or get a piece of me and PTSD
00:35Every predator in Awe's be frightened of me Crocodile, spiders, bees and bikies
00:41Scare the drop bears, yeah, even dingoes know That I'm not a little bitch like my cousin the crow
00:47I got more white, more fight, gore, eyeballs right out of your skull
00:52Rip your eyelids out so I can chew them and spew them up into my kid's mouth
00:56These talons are talented, they sure cut quick Oh, you don't believe in dragons? Well, look up, bitch
01:02It's a one-bird army, feathered kamikaze It's my baby's birthday, welcome to the party
01:09When they sting, the warble is a war cry I'm spring king, I'm a magpie
01:17Duh

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