We're playing tag in #rooftopsandalleys , the most realistic parkour game ever! This is the ultimate test of speed and skill—who will win?
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00:00This is rooftop and alleys, but what I should call it is parkour tag pretty much
00:04This game is just about parkour and we're gonna be playing a mode where we have to tag each other the person who's tagged at
00:09The end of the countdown loses and each round we'll be playing a different map and the time that we have will get smaller and smaller
00:16Hey, wait Craner is it? Hang on a second
00:20Finn why are you dead?
00:23Okay, you're it Craner. So now wait now Finn's it
00:26No Finn's it, run Josh!
00:28Dude, I'm out of here. Wait, what do you do? I guess we gotta run away from Finn. Yeah, I'm out
00:33He's gonna try to catch us. How do you tag someone?
00:38It's right-click. Yeah, you just right-click me Finn, that's what I did to you
00:44But I mean, you're really bad at this game, but you're not gonna catch me bro
00:46This is sick!
00:48Hey Craner, hey Craner!
00:50Josh, come over here!
00:52Josh, stay away, don't come over here!
00:54What the?
00:57There's a whole world to explore Craner, look! Oh wait, why are we not going down there dude? Oh, yeah, let me tag you guys
01:05Roll! Oh ow ow my face. I'm pretty sure a roll won't fix like a 15 meter fall Josh
01:11That's better, that's better. Oh, oh, oh, he just jumped over me
01:15Wow! I whacked my head on the concrete!
01:17Hey get back here Finn again!
01:19Whoa!
01:21I just ran up the tree Josh!
01:24But you're still it Finn, I don't know what you're bragging about. How do you run up a tree?
01:28I just did it, I don't know. If you come to me, I'll show you. Dang it!
01:33I think you just kind of go to a tree and then Josh, can you stop Josh?
01:36I'm trying to explain to you how to walk up a tree! Come here!
01:39Oh, this is cool, look at me!
01:41Doink, doink, doink, doink
01:43Josh just thinks he can like chill or something
01:45I know, don't get it. Come on Craner, come get me!
01:47Wait, how did you get up there?
01:49How did you get up here? I made it.
01:51Wait, no, this is not fair. Did you run away now?
01:53Yeah, I ran away. Josh!
01:55Just come get me Craner, it's not hard.
01:57I mean, I'm gonna try, but I don't know how you did it.
01:59Doink, doink, doink, doink
02:01Do you not know how to do this?
02:03Dang it bro!
02:05No, no, I do know how to do it. Now I know.
02:07I'm after you!
02:09Go!
02:11I just keep skilling it up.
02:13I keep skilling it up.
02:15Oh my god, what was that?
02:17I got it! I'm just flipping around.
02:19How did you do that?
02:21Oh, there we go. Wait, I'm tagged?
02:23When did that happen?
02:25Yeah, buddy, yeah.
02:27I'll go get the guy that sucks in the game.
02:29Wouldn't you like to know? You only got 40 seconds, Josh.
02:31Well, you already tagged though, Josh.
02:33That was a fun joke, Finn.
02:35That was a fun joke. Hey! Jump!
02:37Come back here, Finn!
02:39I'm good! I'm the parkour master!
02:45Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't jump off that building.
02:47Okay, alright.
02:49Let's see what happens now, then.
02:51First place, Fiducky. Second place, Trader.
02:53Josh is eliminated!
02:55Oh, shit!
02:57I would have won!
02:59I would have won! No way!
03:01Alright, we got our colors on now.
03:03This is good.
03:05Finn is it!
03:07Why did you go after me first?
03:09Okay, where am I going to go?
03:11You idiot! I guess I'll go this way.
03:13Yeah, I'm following you, Josh,
03:15but so is Finn.
03:17Well, Finn is following me, and I'm following you,
03:19so bad news.
03:21Jesus Christ! What just happened to me?
03:23Are you good? Yeah, I'm alright.
03:25Oh, that was a slide.
03:27I escaped Fiducky, which is kind of what I wanted to do.
03:29He's after you, Josh!
03:31Oh, yay, baby!
03:33Oh, my God.
03:35These jumps are, like, hard to nail.
03:37There must be a zip line, dude!
03:39I thought you said it was a simp line.
03:41That's my line.
03:43That's why you call Finn.
03:45Wait, what?
03:47What just happened to me?
03:49Finn, have you actually got anyone yet?
03:51No, he's still there.
03:53It's a hard game, guys.
03:55It's a hard game.
03:57We're all playing the same game, Finn.
03:59Yeah, but I think I keep doing all the flips and tricks,
04:01and it's just making me...
04:03You're too cool.
04:05I'm too good, you know?
04:07Finn will be like, yeah, it's just because I'm doing too many advanced things.
04:09I couldn't make the zip line work.
04:11Right!
04:13Hey, Josh!
04:15Hey, Josh!
04:17No!
04:19Ow, I broke my face.
04:21Where are you, Craner?
04:23I'm laying down, just chilling a little bit,
04:25because I broke my face.
04:27Why did you do the random flip?
04:31Hey, Josh!
04:33I might get Craner.
04:35Yeah, you might, huh?
04:37Psyche! That's the wrong...
04:39Ow!
04:41I landed on my face.
04:43I can't climb this, right?
04:45No, I can't.
04:47Why are you green, Craner?
04:49That's yellow. You just don't see it right.
04:51Josh, come on! That was a good wall climb.
04:53I'm just trying to skill up.
04:55Ow! I keep landing on my face, dude.
04:57It's my money maker.
04:59Oh, no.
05:01Yes, it is.
05:03Come back here, Craner.
05:05Dang it, dude!
05:07What?
05:09No! I thought that's how you use the Simpline, baby!
05:11You're just diving off everything.
05:13Well, that's because
05:15I'm trying to get to the Simpline, Josh.
05:17You wouldn't understand.
05:19There's no Simpline here, Craner.
05:21How do you think I reach your number?
05:23I call the Simpline.
05:25Oh, yeah, okay.
05:27Ow!
05:29He's still after me!
05:31Are you still after each other? What are you doing?
05:33I don't know.
05:35I don't think he likes me very much.
05:37I think you're just too good at the game, you know?
05:39That's why me and you came first and second, bro.
05:41Okay.
05:43No!
05:45Oh, is he here?
05:47Okay.
05:49Go, Josh!
05:51Go, Josh!
05:53Come here!
05:55There's only 55 seconds remaining of the last one to be tagged.
05:57It would lose us.
05:59Josh!
06:01Josh!
06:03Josh!
06:05This is it!
06:07Crap!
06:09Crap!
06:11I broke my face again!
06:13Craner, it's got 30 seconds left.
06:15I'm not going to win.
06:17I'm not going to win.
06:19If I keep Craner as it, then I'll win
06:21because I think Finn is going to be worse than me.
06:23Why would I be worse?
06:25Because you've been here for a long time, Josh.
06:27What is your time, Finn?
06:29What's your time?
06:31My tag time is 1.27.
06:33Ah, yes.
06:35Craner needs to stay as it, and I win.
06:37Craner, you've got to eat him!
06:39Oh my god!
06:41Come on!
06:43No!
06:45Get him!
06:47Are you kidding me, dude?
06:49He lost again!
06:51Are you kidding me, dude?
06:53What was that?
06:55Who's it?
06:57It's me!
06:59Dang it!
07:01How do you use this?
07:03Dude, that was sick, Finn!
07:05What did you just do?
07:07What?
07:09Yes, I've been doing that
07:11the entire time, baby!
07:13Crap, I broke my face again!
07:15How did you do it, Finn?
07:17You have to press jump.
07:19He's not very good at it, to be honest.
07:21He keeps falling.
07:23Craner's right behind us!
07:25I just heard Craner's break.
07:27Was that Finn's bolt?
07:29Wait, Finn, is it?
07:31Yeah.
07:33This is a really short round, guys.
07:35Wait, it's three minutes!
07:37I did just say that at the beginning.
07:39You did?
07:41I don't think you'll catch up to me
07:43behind me, right?
07:45How does it work?
07:47I think he's getting closer to you, Josh.
07:49Oh no, this might be bad for you, Joshy Poo.
07:51No!
07:53What was that, Finn?
07:55Who did you think you were going to catch?
07:57Oh, bro!
07:59I've got a really good tag time right now.
08:01I just gotta say, I've got a really good tag time
08:03and you guys are losing to me.
08:05I've got six, so you tell me.
08:07I've got 28 here, yeah.
08:09I've got 39.
08:11There's no way.
08:13Finn wasn't chasing me, okay.
08:15Ow, I broke my ankle!
08:17If I just stay away, I should win.
08:19I wonder if he's going to catch up to me
08:21if I just run.
08:23I already tried that. It doesn't work.
08:25I think he's slightly faster, yeah.
08:27It's because you have to do a trick
08:29as you're running off them and it speeds up.
08:31Really?
08:33I just did a cool flip.
08:35Get back here!
08:37Crap! Crap! Crap!
08:39Did you get slowed down there?
08:41Yeah.
08:43Come back here, Josh!
08:45No!
08:47That was a really good wall climb!
08:49Dang it, Josh! You got me!
08:51I feel like you're right behind me!
08:53Well, I don't think I...
08:55Dang it, bro!
08:57How do you guys get up these walls?
08:59Hey, Finn!
09:01Why do you keep facepalming?
09:03I can't get up these walls!
09:05I think I can win.
09:07I just don't want to be selected.
09:09Yes, Finn!
09:11Yes, Finn!
09:13I'll leave you guys to it.
09:15I'll leave you guys to it.
09:17Come on!
09:19Come on!
09:21Come on!
09:23Does Finn realize he's it?
09:25No! It didn't even tell me!
09:27What the heck?
09:29This game freaking sucks ass, man!
09:31Okay, Finn.
09:33Just because you're losing, bro.
09:35Bro, I'm not happy.
09:37Goodbye, loser Finn!
09:39I'm not happy!
09:41Look at that! Six!
09:43That's crazy.
09:45The true winner wins.