MULTI SUB Dont Eat Your HusbandFullRecipe for love a pinch of magic a dash of him Drama Zone
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00:00:00高端的食材往往只需要采用最零五素的烹饪方式
00:00:18阿弥陀佛
00:00:21棒
00:00:22你就不必了
00:00:27好啊
00:00:28听你的
00:00:31肉质鲜美
00:00:33一口就可得道生鲜
00:00:36阿弥陀佛
00:00:38和尚
00:00:39你这样千年一遇的美食
00:00:42可在我们十里八乡妖精间传遍了呢
00:00:56与其
00:00:57让那不堪入目的妖精把你吃了
00:01:01倒不如
00:01:02让我白骨夫人把你啃得干净
00:01:07如何
00:01:11施主
00:01:12你这是在做什么
00:01:16施主
00:01:18万万不可
00:01:19施主
00:01:20切勿弄坏了女儿谷国王送给我的书
00:01:24施主
00:01:25请自重
00:01:26你这破书里的文字
00:01:28我也看不懂
00:01:34不重要
00:01:35反正我要的
00:01:37只是哥哥你的肉
00:01:39让
00:01:41大胆妖孽
00:01:46悟空
00:01:48老子别怕
00:01:52孙悟空
00:01:54孙悟空
00:01:55猪八戒
00:01:56猪八戒
00:01:58猪八戒在哪啊
00:02:01这是哪
00:02:11头三
00:02:16头三
00:02:21我好像被什么东西牵制住了
00:02:26唐僧
00:02:27我要吃唐僧肉
00:02:28我要吃唐僧肉
00:02:29我要吃唐僧肉
00:02:30是少爷不是唐僧
00:02:31夫人怎么了
00:02:32夫人晕倒了
00:02:33醒了就起来了
00:02:34我要吃唐僧肉
00:02:36去精神病院
00:02:37请大夫来
00:02:38全球最顶尖的那一种
00:02:41我们唐家有的是体
00:02:43但是我唐僧
00:02:44可不能有个疯老婆
00:02:47他都说了他是唐僧
00:02:49不是唐僧
00:02:50是唐
00:02:51僧
00:02:52僧
00:02:53你怎么会穿成这样
00:02:54你怎么会在这
00:02:55过来
00:02:56过来让我看一看
00:02:57让我看一看
00:02:58让我看一看
00:02:59让我看一看
00:03:00让我看一看
00:03:01让我看一看
00:03:02我要唐僧肉
00:03:03我要唐僧肉
00:03:04我要唐僧肉
00:03:05让我看一看
00:03:06你什么意思
00:03:07让我看一看
00:03:08照顾好
00:03:13是的少爷
00:03:15站住
00:03:16站住什么
00:03:22是谁啊
00:03:23是谁啊
00:03:24是谁啊
00:03:27我怎么会变成这样
00:03:31夫人
00:03:32你本来就长这样
00:03:34胡
00:03:36说
00:03:37这皮囊又土又俗
00:03:41我可是堂堂的白骨夫子
00:03:45我
00:03:51我可是皮皮的
00:03:54骨夫人
00:03:57我的锋利的机甲呢
00:04:01我法力呢
00:04:02都没了
00:04:03我们家夫人指定是有点毛病
00:04:08还是说
00:04:10我的法力困在了这具肉体樊胎里
00:04:14我也试不出来
00:04:16难道
00:04:17吃了唐僧肉就能打破封印结界
00:04:21我的法力怎么回来了
00:04:22救治好了
00:04:23下半辈得累流口水
00:04:25唐僧
00:04:26这次你死定了
00:04:31先放入三鲜火锅底料
00:04:36想想吧
00:04:38是熟悉的味道
00:04:39加入热水
00:04:41再把食材投进去
00:05:04香菜
00:05:07大葱
00:05:08书上说
00:05:09如果口味重
00:05:10可以加入花椒
00:05:12八角
00:05:14什么东西这么个人
00:05:18提味特香
00:05:20八角白芷香叶
00:05:24料包
00:05:32这儿的人怎么琢磨出这么多吃法
00:05:35他居然想杵了我
00:05:39喝了
00:05:42熟了
00:05:43熟了
00:05:44熟了
00:05:54白精灵
00:06:04雕虫小技
00:06:06不让我用浴缸
00:06:07我还可以
00:06:09淋浴
00:06:18按照书上熬的卤汁腌料
00:06:20味道好极了
00:06:29酱油
00:06:31蚝油
00:06:33老抽生抽孜然
00:06:35都完蛋了
00:06:38这女的想干什么
00:06:39她的目的是什么
00:06:43一切正在掌握之中
00:06:46开饭
00:06:49好烫好烫
00:06:57仔细一看
00:06:59还挺好看
00:07:08男姑娘
00:07:16少爷我们已经调查清楚了
00:07:18少夫人她就是您的大伯
00:07:20安排在您身边的卧底
00:07:25原来如此
00:07:28可她为什么突然装疯卖傻呢
00:07:37卧底
00:07:38卧底
00:07:39卧底
00:07:40卧底
00:07:41卧底
00:07:42卧底
00:07:43卧底
00:07:44卧底
00:07:45卧底
00:07:46卧底
00:07:47卧底
00:07:48卧底
00:07:49卧底
00:07:50卧底
00:07:51卧底
00:07:52卧底
00:07:53卧底
00:07:54卧底
00:07:58董事会
00:07:59你不仅来迟
00:08:01而且没有经过大家的同意
00:08:04就坐在那个位置
00:08:07你爸刚去世
00:08:09你竟然如此无礼
00:08:13大伯
00:08:14你还有脸提家父
00:08:15那我父亲是为什么不在的
00:08:17大伯你可是闭口无言
00:08:22你爸在遗嘱中提到过这个
00:08:25无德之人
00:08:26不能接手公司
00:08:28是吗
00:08:31大伯
00:08:32你这个帽子扣得可真大
00:08:35你到现在还不知认错悔改
00:08:39嚣张跋扈
00:08:41那我问你
00:08:42家暴妻子的事情
00:08:45你要隐瞒多久啊
00:08:47家暴
00:08:48妻子
00:08:51无凭无据的
00:08:52大伯
00:08:53你诽谤
00:08:58白依依
00:09:02你干哈呢
00:09:03你想想你家人
00:09:04你再想想
00:09:05你到底去干什么的
00:09:07我没有家人
00:09:10我是来吃糖色肉的
00:09:12不是你跟我说
00:09:13只有糖色肉才过来的吗
00:09:15你是不是要说话不算数
00:09:17老大安排这卧底不靠谱啊
00:09:22糖色肉
00:09:23大家可以一起吃
00:09:25但是
00:09:26你也要看老大的眼神和眼色行事
00:09:31吃个肉你还要让我看别人眼色
00:09:35我告诉你
00:09:36等我吃完糖色肉
00:09:38再把你们一个一个一个一个
00:09:41全部存起来当口粮
00:09:45以一家子的名义逼我和白依依结婚
00:09:48原来是为了经济
00:09:50怎么
00:09:51到现在你还不想承认
00:09:53我告诉你
00:09:55我是看在你是我侄子的份上
00:09:57我劝过你多少次
00:09:59可你就是不听
00:10:02现在好了
00:10:04你老婆来了
00:10:06我看你还有什么脸面待在这里
00:10:14依依啊
00:10:15我
00:10:16你守着大家伙
00:10:17在家里
00:10:19他是怎么样打你的
00:10:21打我
00:10:24也要看老大的眼神和眼色行事
00:10:27我明白了
00:10:29刚才那个人
00:10:31说我吃他
00:10:32得看你的眼色
00:10:34来
00:10:35我看看你是什么眼色
00:10:38你这眼色我看不懂
00:10:39要不
00:10:40你想让我对他怎么做
00:10:42你直说
00:10:43你眼珠子快别转了
00:10:44再转眼珠子就要掉出来了
00:10:46他们这是又演了哪一出啊
00:10:48依依啊
00:10:49我是叫你说出来
00:10:51被他家暴的事情
00:10:53你把这个过程
00:10:55说出来就可以了
00:10:57家暴
00:10:58对对对
00:10:59可是我没有打算报仇的
00:11:02我在家里
00:11:04蒸煮
00:11:05吃烟
00:11:06都试过了
00:11:08可是我还是没能吃掉他
00:11:14成事不足
00:11:16败事有余呀
00:11:20你凭什么说我
00:11:28我
00:11:49不好意思啊
00:11:50平时在家里
00:11:52我妻子就喜欢闹钟
00:11:54每次撒娇的时候
00:11:59他都会说
00:12:01啃一啃
00:12:04既然误会解除
00:12:05按照老汤总的遗嘱
00:12:07我们同意你接管公司
00:12:11这件事情
00:12:12已经结束了
00:12:13拿着钱
00:12:14去给你喜欢的生活
00:12:18你干什么
00:12:20这小皮肤看着又鲜又嫩
00:12:22吃起来一定很香
00:12:23别装了
00:12:24装
00:12:25我装什么
00:12:27我知道你不喜欢我
00:12:28我也不喜欢你
00:12:30是我大伯逼你嫁给我的
00:12:31就是为了让你陷害我
00:12:34不过呢
00:12:36你这个人还算
00:12:45还是算了
00:12:48你打算用这么点金子就休了我啊
00:12:51这你还嫌少
00:12:54没没有
00:12:55我的意思是
00:12:56不是有人要伤害你吗
00:12:58我可以留在你身边
00:12:59保护你
00:13:00保护我
00:13:03就你
00:13:05你对我没有任何用处
00:13:07而且
00:13:08我也不喜欢
00:13:16喂
00:13:17到嘴的唐僧说是老娘孩子
00:13:19让你就这么跑了
00:13:21想都别想
00:13:26我收回我刚才的话
00:13:28今天晚上陪我去个地方
00:13:34保护我
00:13:36把你口水擦一擦
00:13:38还有
00:13:39从今天起
00:13:40你不许再说吃我
00:13:44你的要求
00:13:45不就是故意为难我吗
00:13:56你
00:14:11待在他身边
00:14:13总有机会下嘴
00:14:22好浓的肉味啊
00:14:23你眼睛没睁去哪儿啊
00:14:26你要带我见你姨
00:14:28对啊
00:14:29到了
00:14:30你姨住在盘丝洞
00:14:32他们一直喜欢这里
00:14:34我也不知道为什么
00:14:36别看了
00:14:37走了
00:14:38要迟到了
00:14:49你姨是七个蜘蛛精
00:14:55记好
00:14:56哎呀
00:14:57亲爱的侄儿啊
00:15:01我就说嘛
00:15:02他不配做唐家的儿媳妇
00:15:04一开口就骂我们是蜘蛛精
00:15:07就是
00:15:08就是就是
00:15:10侄儿啊
00:15:11听姨的
00:15:12现在就休了他
00:15:13都是青年的狐狸呢
00:15:15你在这儿跟我玩什么了斋啊
00:15:17什么
00:15:18好
00:15:19好
00:15:20你给我等着
00:15:21我现在就打电话
00:15:22快打电话
00:15:23打电话
00:15:24等就等着
00:15:25还治不了你
00:15:27他这是在干什么
00:15:29过来
00:15:31老人
00:15:32咱们还是走吧
00:15:35别担心
00:15:36把心放肚子里
00:15:37我可是千年的大妖
00:15:39他们
00:15:40不过是区区百年修行的小妖
00:15:43不管他找谁来
00:15:44我包干他
00:15:47来了
00:15:55姬姨
00:15:57我就说嘛
00:15:58我们家然然
00:15:59比他长得好看
00:16:01侄儿
00:16:02他一定适合你的口味
00:16:04不好意思
00:16:05我不喜欢他
00:16:06其实我
00:16:07可我喜欢
00:16:08这漂亮的小脸蛋
00:16:09这不是我的脸吗
00:16:10唐僧
00:16:12说话坐下
00:16:16我不是这么说的
00:16:18你不是说包干他吗
00:16:20可他就是长得比我好看
00:16:23唐僧哥哥
00:16:24我们终于见面了
00:16:32这么漂亮的皮囊
00:16:33小心点
00:16:35我回家
00:16:36还等着穿呢
00:16:53啊
00:16:56怎么会一点灵气都没有啊
00:17:00贫僧
00:17:01唐三藏
00:17:02参见女王
00:17:03是唐僧
00:17:05果然还是这事情
00:17:06可比较有唐僧味吧
00:17:08小哥
00:17:09我来了
00:17:15吃什么奇怪的结界啊
00:17:17我就接
00:17:18接近不了
00:17:21你在干什么
00:17:28你这是
00:17:30过夜像尸间
00:17:31贫僧
00:17:32是从冬天
00:17:33大唐来的
00:17:36所以你有分尸
00:17:39你不会是又咬
00:17:41不会
00:17:44我是看刚才那个
00:17:45小黑盒子里的人
00:17:47高相公你长得很像
00:17:48我半天不见
00:17:49我都非常想你了相公
00:17:56是吗
00:17:58那你可得好好休息
00:18:00晚上好好想我
00:18:11这个白依依
00:18:13她说她喜欢我
00:18:15她到底在计划什么呀
00:18:20怎么今晚阴风阵阵的
00:18:25谁啊
00:18:26给我出来
00:18:27谁啊
00:18:28魅人呢
00:18:30魅人呢
00:18:32吓老娘一得子
00:18:36白骨精
00:18:38俺终于找到你了
00:18:43为了摆脱我大伯的控制
00:18:45你宁愿服毒的
00:18:47为了摆脱我大伯的控制
00:18:48你宁愿服毒自尽
00:18:50可醒了以后
00:18:51就是这副样子
00:18:53白依依
00:18:54你到底是真神还是装神
00:18:57少爷你找我
00:18:58交给你个重要的任务
00:19:00我怎么感觉我玩不成啊
00:19:02交给她最基本的生活常识
00:19:04至少让她明白
00:19:06我不是那个和尚
00:19:08加油
00:19:11你为什么要为难我
00:19:13这个漂亮女人啊
00:19:17上网
00:19:18我为什么要上网
00:19:20那是蜘蛛精干的活儿
00:19:22自上网非比上网
00:19:26看
00:19:28好家伙
00:19:29这已经过去千年
00:19:31而我
00:19:32已经没有吃到唐僧肉
00:19:34还被猴子一棒子打死
00:19:37我好没用啊
00:19:39所以
00:19:40我这是穿越到了未来
00:19:43少爷回来了
00:19:44少夫人学得怎么样
00:19:45夫人学得很快
00:19:46已经能熟练地掌握电脑
00:19:48并且还学会了网购
00:19:50网购
00:19:51她网购什么了
00:19:53唐僧的一般礼拜就吃饭
00:19:56下单成功
00:19:58少夫人人呢
00:19:59在屋里
00:20:00少夫人不让我们去打扰她
00:20:01她在学习推背图啊
00:20:03推背图
00:20:05夫人竟然爱好上了风水
00:20:07她现在在干什么
00:20:09要不您还是自己去看看吧
00:20:16要不您还是自己去看看吧
00:20:25忘了跟前
00:20:34别人都是看手相
00:20:35看面相
00:20:36老婆
00:20:37你从哪学的看背相
00:20:39往上
00:20:40不用往上
00:20:41往下讲
00:20:44教她的话
00:20:45The meat is as expensive as the firewood.
00:20:50Good technique.
00:20:52This gold is not bad.
00:20:53It's tender.
00:20:54This gold is not bad.
00:20:56It's tender.
00:21:01So professional.
00:21:02Wife.
00:21:03What did you do before?
00:21:04Butchering.
00:21:06You have to do this at such a young age.
00:21:08It must be very hard.
00:21:11What kind of money did you collect?
00:21:13Did you steal something in the wild?
00:21:15Lady Bodhisattva.
00:21:21The beast is too angry.
00:21:23It's such a high-end thing so soon.
00:21:30I can't stand it.
00:21:32Hang in there.
00:21:33Long-term blood circulation is not good.
00:21:35This will affect your health.
00:21:43You have to rely on tobacco.
00:21:52I'm on the side of the mouth.
00:22:03Teacher.
00:22:04Bring me the divorce letter right now.
00:22:09He is not only jealous,
00:22:10he also wants to
00:22:11smoke me.
00:22:13Smoking.
00:22:16Is it so cruel?
00:22:20Young master.
00:22:21How about
00:22:22you think about it again?
00:22:25Young lady is not easy.
00:22:27Think about it.
00:22:29Why don't you try it?
00:22:33Try it.
00:22:34This family
00:22:35has to live without me.
00:22:38This family
00:22:39has it.
00:22:41Without me.
00:22:44Get out of here.
00:22:47Little monkey.
00:22:48Get out of here.
00:22:49Get out of here.
00:22:50What are you doing?
00:22:53Don't move.
00:23:01What's going on?
00:23:04Husband.
00:23:05Help me.
00:23:06Old Tang.
00:23:07Are you crazy?
00:23:08Are you crazy?
00:23:09Playing ball with him.
00:23:10Husband.
00:23:11Let me go.
00:23:12This monkey is bullying me.
00:23:15What monkey?
00:23:17I have a name.
00:23:18My name is Sun Xingzhe.
00:23:20Isn't Sun Xingzhe
00:23:21that monkey?
00:23:22Husband.
00:23:24This monkey
00:23:25used to be
00:23:26a monkey.
00:23:27Husband.
00:23:28Hurry up.
00:23:29Hurry up.
00:23:31Hurry up.
00:23:32Send the lady to rest.
00:23:33Yes.
00:23:34Slowly.
00:23:36Help me put on my shoes.
00:23:39I...
00:23:42Is your wife crazy?
00:23:44And it's very serious.
00:23:46I...
00:23:47I...
00:23:48What do you mean
00:23:49killing a family of three?
00:23:50What?
00:23:51How did I become a monkey?
00:23:52What monkey?
00:23:53He's right.
00:23:55You have a problem with your name.
00:23:56Why don't you change it yourself?
00:23:57Your father gave me my name.
00:23:58What can I do?
00:23:59What can I do?
00:24:08What should I do?
00:24:20I'm not
00:24:21an irresponsible man.
00:24:25I don't want to get divorced.
00:24:26You don't want to get divorced?
00:24:28You're the one who wants to get divorced.
00:24:29You're the one who doesn't want to get divorced.
00:24:30You're playing with me.
00:24:33I'll give you ten thousand times the bonus.
00:24:35Tang.
00:24:36I don't think it's a matter of bonus.
00:24:37Ten thousand times.
00:24:45It's delicious.
00:24:50It's delicious.
00:24:51I think you're really a monkey.
00:24:58It's delicious.
00:24:59I think you're really a monkey.
00:25:03It's delicious.
00:25:05Do you have to drink this water?
00:25:07The master said
00:25:09to drink this water
00:25:10and cut it
00:25:11to get rid of the blood and ghosts.
00:25:14The Master said?
00:25:15Aren't you the master yourself?
00:25:18Don't talk nonsense.
00:25:19Drink it.
00:25:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:25:37It's not him. It's the young lady snoring.
00:25:45But she never snored before.
00:25:49That means she's not the same as before.
00:26:08It's said in the novel that
00:26:11if those dirty things can't see your face,
00:26:15they won't hurt you.
00:26:17In the novel?
00:26:19It's for the young lady's sake whether you believe it or not.
00:26:37Snoring
00:26:58Wake up! Get out of my wife!
00:27:03Tang Song!
00:27:05But why is there a yellow pillar in the middle?
00:27:14I'm so angry! I saw the African ghost!
00:27:26It's breathing!
00:27:34I'm so angry!
00:27:37You can't do that.
00:27:39Young lady, you must be under a lot of pressure and hallucinating.
00:27:43Let's go downstairs for lunch and calm down.
00:27:46Let's go.
00:27:48Let's go.
00:27:50Young lady, slow down.
00:27:54Tang Song!
00:27:56Where's your young master?
00:27:58He...
00:28:02I know.
00:28:04I'm sorry.
00:28:06I know.
00:28:08People here like to play hard to get.
00:28:10You can do anything for the one you love.
00:28:12Don't be angry.
00:28:14Before your young master gets cold,
00:28:16I'll eat him first.
00:28:19Young lady.
00:28:30This meat smells good.
00:28:32It smells good.
00:28:34Is it me or the meat?
00:28:37Of course it's Tang Song.
00:28:43He smells better than you.
00:28:53I'm sorry, young lady.
00:28:58This is not my meat.
00:29:01It's rare for me to know what you like to eat.
00:29:04I'll buy it for you.
00:29:23Be good.
00:29:30Be good.
00:29:48It's really you, White Bone Demon.
00:29:51Things that don't belong to this world
00:29:54can't stay in this world.
00:29:57Just like your face.
00:30:00The face of the outside world
00:30:02is even more like a demon's.
00:30:04Who do you think you are?
00:30:06How dare you call me a demon?
00:30:09It hurts.
00:30:11My dear.
00:30:13Sit down.
00:30:15My dear.
00:30:17Can you tell me what this place is?
00:30:19It's an antiques auction.
00:30:21Don't you always say that you're Lady White Bone?
00:30:23I thought you might be interested.
00:30:25So I brought you here.
00:30:27You don't know anything.
00:30:29How dare you come out?
00:30:31Aren't you afraid of embarrassing me?
00:30:33Sit over there.
00:30:37Why are you here again?
00:30:41I'm the 18th generation of the Leish Guzhi Collection.
00:30:45I know all the auction items today.
00:30:47So what? Why are you angry?
00:30:49Look at your face.
00:30:51It's all wrinkled.
00:30:53And those hands.
00:30:54They look like potatoes.
00:30:57Lady White Bone.
00:30:59What do you mean?
00:31:01You mean I don't deserve this face?
00:31:03No.
00:31:05But you can give it back to me.
00:31:07Lady White Bone.
00:31:09How dare you say I'm shameless?
00:31:11Go back.
00:31:13Sit down and talk.
00:31:15I'm your fiancée.
00:31:17Why don't you help me?
00:31:19Miss Lei.
00:31:21I've never met you before.
00:31:23Let's see how I'll embarrass you later.
00:31:27Dear guests.
00:31:29The first item of this charity auction is...
00:31:32An ancient spoon with a thousand-year history.
00:31:35These things need to be evaluated.
00:31:38If you don't have a deep cultural background like me,
00:31:41even if you open your eyes wide, you won't recognize it.
00:31:43Why don't you recognize it?
00:31:51The starting price of this spoon is 200,000 yuan.
00:31:54Isn't this the spoon I used to eat in the cave?
00:31:57The auction starts now.
00:32:00Is the food I eat so expensive?
00:32:03If I get this spoon,
00:32:05can I travel back in time?
00:32:07I want it.
00:32:09You want it?
00:32:11Do you have money?
00:32:14Yes.
00:32:2518.8 yuan.
00:32:27200,000 yuan, 18.8 yuan.
00:32:28200,000 yuan, 18.8 yuan.
00:32:31Why do you add 20 yuan more than me?
00:32:33To humiliate you.
00:32:36Dear.
00:32:37Can you lend me some money?
00:32:39For that stupid spoon?
00:32:40Yes.
00:32:42No.
00:32:43No?
00:32:45You don't understand.
00:32:46It's a valuable treasure.
00:32:47It's real.
00:32:48Why do you want the spoon?
00:32:50It can make me cook better.
00:32:51It can make you eat me better.
00:32:52Yes.
00:32:53No.
00:32:54300,000 yuan.
00:32:56Dear.
00:32:59I beg you.
00:33:00Lend me some money.
00:33:01I promise you
00:33:02I won't use that spoon to eat people anymore.
00:33:04500,000 yuan, 18.8 yuan.
00:33:06500,000 yuan, 18.8 yuan.
00:33:08Dear.
00:33:09Dear.
00:33:11Give me a reason.
00:33:13I really need him.
00:33:17Bai Yiyi.
00:33:18Can't you see?
00:33:19Brother Zeng doesn't like you.
00:33:21You'd better be reasonable
00:33:22and leave Brother Zeng.
00:33:23Shut up.
00:33:25Dear.
00:33:28You did it on purpose, didn't you?
00:33:30OK.
00:33:31If you don't help me,
00:33:33I'll save you in my own way.
00:33:36600,000 yuan.
00:33:38200,000 yuan to 600,000 yuan.
00:33:39600,000 yuan.
00:33:41It's so expensive.
00:33:44Brother Zeng.
00:33:45Don't you want this spoon?
00:33:46The auction price is high.
00:33:48And as far as I know,
00:33:49what the Lei family wants is not a spoon,
00:33:52but an antique flute.
00:33:53But the Tang family doesn't need this antique spoon.
00:34:00The Tang family never lacks anything.
00:34:03But it can make my wife happy.
00:34:06I'm willing to buy it.
00:34:10Mr. Tang of the Tang family has lighted the lantern.
00:34:14Let's congratulate Mr. Tang
00:34:16for getting this thousand-year-old antique spoon.
00:34:19I think Mr. Tang has also made a wish.
00:34:30I...
00:34:31Bai Yiyi.
00:34:32Don't think that you can seduce Brother Zeng
00:34:34with some tricks.
00:34:35Let me tell you.
00:34:36Only people like me deserve him.
00:34:39You always match this with that.
00:34:41I think
00:34:42you'd better find a male to marry you.
00:34:46What are you talking about?
00:34:48I've been putting up with you for a long time.
00:34:53Mr. Tang.
00:34:54Why did you light the lantern again today?
00:34:55Do you have money to burn?
00:34:57It feels great.
00:34:58I'm so handsome.
00:34:59I'm so...
00:35:03What is it?
00:35:04Maybe a dog.
00:35:07Remember to apply medicine.
00:35:10Bai Yiyi.
00:35:14What happened?
00:35:16I helped you educate Xiaoqian in advance.
00:35:18How could you do that?
00:35:20It hurts.
00:35:31Let's kiss.
00:35:32I miss you.
00:35:34I want to stay.
00:35:38I've tried so many ways.
00:35:40I still haven't been able to return to my world successfully.
00:35:45It's said on the Internet
00:35:46that if you use the items you used in your previous life,
00:35:49you may be able to open the gate of time.
00:35:52It's up to you.
00:35:54I still haven't gone back.
00:35:57When I came here,
00:35:59I was knocked out by that monkey.
00:36:02It's also said that if I want to go back,
00:36:04I have to be knocked out again.
00:36:09I have no choice but to wrong myself.
00:36:11I have to be knocked out again.
00:36:16I have no choice but to wrong myself.
00:36:25Young master.
00:36:26The young lady said she wanted to go back to her home.
00:36:28She took a spoon and went out.
00:36:30Go back to her home?
00:36:33Go back to her home.
00:36:34She has never changed.
00:36:36She didn't care about me.
00:36:38How could she be a little disappointed?
00:36:40Forget it.
00:36:41Everyone has their own purpose.
00:36:44Why don't you go after her?
00:36:46I did.
00:36:47But I couldn't catch up with her.
00:36:48The young lady ran away.
00:36:50You can also go after her.
00:36:52Tang.
00:36:55How is it?
00:36:56How is it?
00:36:57They said they saw a woman
00:36:59taking a spoon to the east.
00:37:05My head hurts.
00:37:06My head hurts.
00:37:09Where am I?
00:37:12I was caught.
00:37:13It doesn't look like me.
00:37:19I was kidnapped.
00:37:20We agreed to split up.
00:37:22You are four and I am six.
00:37:23I am six and you are four.
00:37:27President Gu's phone rang.
00:37:29It's all your fault.
00:37:30It was because of your phone.
00:37:32Are you fooling me with that woman?
00:37:37Zeng.
00:37:38I just got the news.
00:37:39The young lady should be around here.
00:37:41Let's find her.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:44Are you out of your mind?
00:37:46Think of a way.
00:37:48Think.
00:37:54There is a way.
00:37:55If you can't tie her up,
00:37:57I will tie her up.
00:37:59If you can't tie her up,
00:38:01I will sell them both.
00:38:03If I didn't steal the law,
00:38:05I would have killed you all.
00:38:10Sell them?
00:38:12You are smart.
00:38:15Good idea.
00:38:17Where is she?
00:38:18She is over there.
00:38:19Go after her.
00:38:23Don't run.
00:38:24Help.
00:38:25Stop.
00:38:26You are all my enemies.
00:38:28This is the first time I have been chased by others.
00:38:31Help.
00:38:32Don't run.
00:38:34Don't run.
00:38:35Help.
00:39:04Who let you two come here?
00:39:06Tell me.
00:39:07Who?
00:39:08These two are robbers.
00:39:10I won't tell you.
00:39:11I won't tell you.
00:39:12I didn't get the money anyway.
00:39:15Baigujing.
00:39:16Those two idiots have failed.
00:39:19You said you are not Baigujing.
00:39:21Why do you look exactly like him?
00:39:23Why don't you tell me?
00:39:30Why don't you tell me?
00:39:34Why don't you tell me?
00:39:44Tell me.
00:39:45Why don't you tell me?
00:39:46No.
00:39:47No.
00:39:48No.
00:39:52Brother.
00:39:53I don't know which palace you are talking about.
00:39:56But I know someone.
00:39:58He always says I look like him.
00:40:01I can't find my mother.
00:40:03Then hurry up and take me there!
00:40:06Why don't you...
00:40:07Untie me first?
00:40:12Don't be afraid.
00:40:13It's okay.
00:40:15Old Tang!
00:40:16I understand now.
00:40:18Lei Ran Ran found them,
00:40:19but Lei Ran Ran is missing.
00:40:21That's why these two idiots are so confused.
00:40:23Okay, I'll leave it to you.
00:40:24Okay, I'll go now.
00:40:27Tell me.
00:40:28What do you want to do?
00:40:29I...
00:40:30I just want to go home.
00:40:31You want to go home and come back to France?
00:40:33In case...
00:40:35Is that what you want?
00:40:37If I don't eat you, you won't be happy?
00:40:39I know.
00:40:41It was my uncle who forced you to marry me.
00:40:44If you don't like me,
00:40:46you can just say it.
00:40:48Are you going to make me leave?
00:40:50What are you doing?
00:40:59If you don't say anything,
00:41:00I'll take it as a yes.
00:41:02Okay, go clean up.
00:41:04I'll treat you to something delicious.
00:41:15Master!
00:41:18Master!
00:41:19What are you doing here?
00:41:21Who are you?
00:41:22I'm your monkey.
00:41:24Monkey?
00:41:25What monkey?
00:41:26Lei Monkey.
00:41:27Pretending to be a god.
00:41:28Tell me.
00:41:29Who are you?
00:41:30Master,
00:41:31did you get bitten by a rat here?
00:41:33Did you forget that
00:41:34you have to go to Xitian with me to get the scriptures?
00:41:40I see.
00:41:42Look, what's that?
00:41:45Master, don't be afraid.
00:41:46Master!
00:41:47Master, where are you going?
00:41:49Another monkey.
00:41:50I'm not Tang San.
00:41:51Don't look for me.
00:41:56Bai Ying,
00:41:57let's see who can help you this time.
00:42:13Do you want to hit me?
00:42:18Yes.
00:42:24I've been patient with you for so many times,
00:42:26but you still resisted.
00:42:28If it weren't for you,
00:42:29Third Brother would have been with me.
00:42:32So what?
00:42:34I'm telling you,
00:42:35Tang San will be eaten by the monster sooner or later.
00:42:39If you weren't as pretty as me,
00:42:42I would have killed you.
00:42:45It turns out that you have ulterior motives when you are with Third Brother.
00:42:48You want to hurt Third Brother.
00:42:50You know him.
00:42:51He doesn't even remember that he is Tang San.
00:42:54How can he believe what you said?
00:42:57It seems that the rumor is true.
00:42:59You are really crazy.
00:43:00Crazy.
00:43:02I'm not crazy.
00:43:05Boy,
00:43:06can you run faster than me?
00:43:11Master.
00:43:12Master.
00:43:14I'm a family man.
00:43:15Can you stop following me?
00:43:18Do you want money?
00:43:20Give me a price.
00:43:21Master,
00:43:22what are you going to do?
00:43:23Why does he think I'm Tang San?
00:43:26Master, who are you?
00:43:27Don't come over.
00:43:28I'll say it one last time.
00:43:29I'm not your master.
00:43:31I'm not that monk.
00:43:32Do you understand?
00:43:34Master,
00:43:35if you are confused by that monster like last time,
00:43:39and don't recognize me,
00:43:40I'll tie you up.
00:43:44Boy,
00:43:45I don't know who you are.
00:43:46But if you dare to pester me again,
00:43:48don't blame me for being rude.
00:43:52Master,
00:43:53how can you be rude to me?
00:43:56I'm not that rude.
00:43:59If you have the ability,
00:44:00take off your hat like a man.
00:44:08Okay.
00:44:10How come it's you?
00:44:19How come it's you?
00:44:28How come it's you?
00:44:31Sun Xingzhe,
00:44:32even you teased me, right?
00:44:33Is it interesting?
00:44:35Master,
00:44:36I'm Monkey King, Sun Wukong.
00:44:39And you are Master Tang Sang,
00:44:41who will go to the Western Heaven with me.
00:44:44Stop.
00:44:45Just for fun.
00:44:47You are so dirty.
00:44:48I thought I met something strange.
00:44:50Monkey King,
00:44:51why don't you remember me?
00:44:53Do you still remember the golden pot on my head?
00:44:55You took it for me back then.
00:44:58Oh, no.
00:44:59Or,
00:45:00why don't you go to see the spirit soldiers, too?
00:45:02Boy,
00:45:03I'm done.
00:45:04Why do you think so?
00:45:07What is this?
00:45:08I don't know, either.
00:45:09He called me Master as soon as he came.
00:45:11I thought it was you.
00:45:12You monster!
00:45:14How dare you pretend to be my master!
00:45:17You pretended to be me to deceive our young master, right?
00:45:19Are you the Six-Eared Monkey?
00:45:23Do you still remember
00:45:24how you were trapped by the golden pot on Mount Ling?
00:45:27Six-Eared Monkey?
00:45:29You are so uneducated.
00:45:31People like me who don't like reading know that
00:45:33the one who wrote in the letter
00:45:34and went to the Western Heaven with Tang Sang
00:45:36is the Six-Eared Monkey.
00:45:38You'd better finish your studies first
00:45:40before you come out to deceive people.
00:45:41How dare you humiliate me!
00:45:43I'll teach you a lesson today!
00:45:46What?
00:45:47Do you want to fight?
00:45:48I'm good at fighting.
00:45:50Waiter,
00:45:51you go first.
00:45:52Just let him go.
00:45:53Don't play with him.
00:45:55Master,
00:45:56I think you're a tough guy
00:45:58and can't bear to hit hard.
00:46:00I didn't expect you to hit your face in front of me.
00:46:02Then I won't be polite.
00:46:05Come on.
00:46:10Come on.
00:46:18Wait.
00:46:21Come on.
00:46:24I've put up with you for a long time.
00:46:26I'll skin you alive today!
00:46:31Brother Sang.
00:46:33Brother Sang,
00:46:34I just found you.
00:46:36He's going to kill me.
00:46:37Enough.
00:46:38Why are you here again?
00:46:39Why don't you go back?
00:46:41Go back?
00:46:42Brother Sang,
00:46:43I just found you.
00:46:45Why do you want me to go back?
00:46:46Are you going or not?
00:46:55Wife,
00:46:56why don't you explain?
00:46:58I'm defending myself.
00:47:00I really can't stand his face.
00:47:02So I...
00:47:03So you got hurt.
00:47:05I'm the wife of Baigu.
00:47:08I don't have magic.
00:47:09But I have a book.
00:47:10Okay.
00:47:12Let's go.
00:47:13I'll take you to eat something delicious.
00:47:14This Tang Sang
00:47:15is different from what I imagined.
00:47:22Good.
00:47:23It's murderous.
00:47:30Don't move.
00:47:32Master,
00:47:34why don't you go back with me
00:47:35to learn the scriptures?
00:47:37What are you doing?
00:47:39I don't even have the face to look at you.
00:47:42Do you watch this kind of occasion?
00:47:45You also have a doppelganger.
00:47:46What doppelganger?
00:47:48I'm the Monkey King, Sun Wukong.
00:47:50He's a fake.
00:47:53Monkey King?
00:47:55Master,
00:47:56why don't you go back with me
00:47:58to learn the scriptures?
00:47:59Is it because of him?
00:48:02Master,
00:48:03you are so obsessed with women.
00:48:05You let me down.
00:48:07What did I let you down?
00:48:09I'm a man.
00:48:10I'm not obsessed.
00:48:11Am I like you?
00:48:13Touching men.
00:48:15So you're not Sun Wukong.
00:48:17Of course I'm not.
00:48:18So you are.
00:48:20It turns out that you
00:48:22are what Lei Ranran has always said.
00:48:25A man who claims to be the wife of Baigu.
00:48:27You are also Baigu.
00:48:33The Monkey King is still here.
00:48:35But he should be as powerless as I am.
00:48:38Baigu,
00:48:39although you are here,
00:48:41you don't know how to use magic.
00:48:43My master is obsessed with it.
00:48:45Look at me.
00:48:46I'll burn you today.
00:48:48Don't move.
00:48:50Enough.
00:48:51I'll say it one last time.
00:48:53I'm not Tang Si.
00:48:54He's not Baigu either.
00:48:56He's my wife.
00:48:57If you dare to be rude again,
00:48:59don't blame me for not letting you go.
00:49:01Don't let him pester me.
00:49:02Let's go.
00:49:03Master.
00:49:04Don't move.
00:49:05Come back, master.
00:49:07Master.
00:49:26Master.
00:49:37Don't you want to ask me why?
00:49:39I'm not a kid anymore.
00:49:40Why would I ask such a stupid question?
00:49:42What?
00:49:43Is this some kind of Journey to the West?
00:49:45Please.
00:49:46If you want to be a demon,
00:49:48you have to be a hero.
00:49:49But I'm different.
00:49:51I'm the president.
00:49:52I don't want to live the life of primitive people.
00:49:55But...
00:50:00What if he's telling the truth?
00:50:04Are you really a demon?
00:50:08Are you really a demon?
00:50:13What do you want?
00:50:15Try it.
00:50:17Don't you always say you want to eat my meat?
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:20Prove it to me.
00:50:25Is he lying to me?
00:50:26Or is he going to do it?
00:50:28But why can't I put my mouth down
00:50:30when I'm ready to attack?
00:50:34You can't put your mouth down.
00:50:35I knew it.
00:50:37Woman.
00:50:38Those are just your ways to avoid me.
00:50:51I was sent here
00:50:52because of the book
00:50:54The Water of Yuanyang.
00:50:57I was also sent here
00:50:59because of this book.
00:51:00So this book
00:51:01must be in his hands.
00:51:04But what is the monkey doing here?
00:51:08Is he looking for Tang Monk?
00:51:10But this Tang Monk
00:51:11looks strange.
00:51:12He doesn't seem to remember
00:51:13that he's going to Journey to the West.
00:51:18Now the magic power is gone.
00:51:20Tang Monk is not eating well.
00:51:22I'd better go back and find my way home.
00:51:25But if I want to go back,
00:51:28I have to go to the monkey
00:51:29for this stupid book again.
00:51:40What's the news
00:51:41from my uncle?
00:51:44I heard there was a big mess over there.
00:51:46Your uncle disappeared.
00:51:48Disappeared?
00:51:50After he left the company that day,
00:51:52he didn't seem to go home.
00:51:54They are now in a mess.
00:51:59I see.
00:52:12Master.
00:52:14You scared me to death.
00:52:15Are you crazy?
00:52:16Can you stop following me?
00:52:18Master.
00:52:19I don't have a bodyguard here.
00:52:21Let me be your bodyguard.
00:52:24In case you are taken away
00:52:26by some monster again,
00:52:28I will be busy for a long time.
00:52:31Bodyguard?
00:52:32You look like a baby to me.
00:52:35You are the biggest monster now.
00:52:36Do you understand?
00:52:37Get out of the way.
00:52:38Get out of the way.
00:52:39Master.
00:52:40Master.
00:52:41Why is it you again?
00:52:43I'm his bodyguard.
00:52:44What's the matter?
00:52:45Tell me.
00:52:47It must be you.
00:52:49You go first.
00:52:50I'll leave it to you.
00:52:52Master.
00:52:54Master.
00:52:56Master.
00:52:59Master.
00:53:01Come back.
00:53:02Strange people, strange things.
00:53:04I must be dreaming.
00:53:05I must be dreaming.
00:53:06The evil spirit retreats.
00:53:07The evil spirit retreats.
00:53:08The evil spirit retreats.
00:53:09The evil spirit retreats.
00:53:11Kill.
00:53:18Kill.
00:53:24Strange people, strange things.
00:53:26I must be dreaming.
00:53:27I must be dreaming.
00:53:28Kill.
00:53:30The evil spirit retreats.
00:53:31The evil spirit retreats.
00:53:32The evil spirit retreats.
00:53:33The evil spirit retreats.
00:53:34The evil spirit retreats.
00:53:45Amitabha.
00:53:46Dasheng.
00:53:47No matter what the trouble is,
00:53:48I beg you.
00:53:49Please disappear from my sight immediately.
00:53:55Why are you so weak?
00:53:58You must be hungry.
00:54:03Wait.
00:54:05Today,
00:54:06I specially added your favorite pickles for you.
00:54:13It's rotten.
00:54:17This is called rice.
00:54:25But Master,
00:54:26these are all meat dishes.
00:54:28You are a monk.
00:54:29How can you eat rotten food?
00:54:31Can you stop making a fuss?
00:54:35I always eat like this.
00:54:37These two are my favorite dishes.
00:54:42Master,
00:54:43you can only eat
00:54:44like this.
00:54:48Old Sun,
00:54:49throw him out.
00:54:50If you bother our young master again,
00:54:53I will be rude to you.
00:55:05Since you look exactly like me,
00:55:09don't blame me for being rude.
00:55:12You are welcome.
00:55:13Sun Zi.
00:55:18Sun Zi.
00:55:21Since you look exactly like me,
00:55:24the White Bone Crystal has disappeared.
00:55:26I can only use your identity to deal with him.
00:55:36I have to use your clothes.
00:55:41Who is it?
00:55:42Why are you knocking at the door so late?
00:55:45Master Sun.
00:55:49Why are you alone?
00:55:50Where is the young master?
00:55:52Young master?
00:55:55What young master?
00:55:57Didn't he say he wouldn't come to the house?
00:56:00I haven't seen him all afternoon.
00:56:01He didn't answer the phone.
00:56:02What did he do?
00:56:10Sun Zi.
00:56:20Old Sun?
00:56:21Why are you here?
00:56:23Why are you dressed like this?
00:56:27Old Tang.
00:56:28That madman stole my clothes.
00:56:31He didn't give you...
00:56:36Why did he steal your clothes?
00:56:37How would I know?
00:56:40Oh no.
00:56:48The young master asked me to come back.
00:56:51Why does this thing look so small?
00:56:56What are you doing here?
00:56:57The young master asked me to wait for him.
00:57:11Wow.
00:57:13I finally found you.
00:57:17You.
00:57:18Come down.
00:57:19Me?
00:57:21Why should I listen to you?
00:57:24You don't want to listen to me, do you?
00:57:29You are not Master Sun.
00:57:31He is not Master Sun.
00:57:33Get out of my way.
00:57:36Good.
00:57:37I didn't expect to be seen by you so soon.
00:57:39No.
00:57:40You are a demon.
00:57:41If you change my master's mind,
00:57:42I will burn you today.
00:57:45My master can't go back with me.
00:57:47Come down.
00:57:49If you can't take him away,
00:57:50it's because you are not good enough.
00:57:52You blame me?
00:57:54Wait and see.
00:58:10White Bone Crystal.
00:58:12How dare you be so presumptuous?
00:58:14How dare you fight with me?
00:58:17You are just a mortal.
00:58:20Your hatred can finally be avenged.
00:58:23Young Mistress, don't worry.
00:58:24I won't let this thing hurt you.
00:58:26Bajie, are you crazy?
00:58:27How can you speak for a demon?
00:58:30What did you call me just now?
00:58:32Idiot.
00:58:33Don't you recognize me?
00:58:34I'm your big brother.
00:58:37I...
00:58:38I want to listen to her.
00:58:39Let's go together.
00:58:58You two wait.
00:58:59I will kill you both.
00:59:01I won't go.
00:59:02You are just a mortal.
00:59:04I will let you know
00:59:05who I am.
00:59:06How dare you?
00:59:07I will kill you.
00:59:08How dare you?
00:59:11Stop it.
00:59:14Master.
00:59:15Save my master.
00:59:16Dear.
00:59:17It seems that my courage
00:59:19is not enough.
00:59:22Dear.
00:59:23I'm afraid.
00:59:24Luzi, don't be afraid.
00:59:26I think
00:59:27he should be afraid.
00:59:30It's terrible to offend a woman.
00:59:33How dare you offend
00:59:34such a beautiful woman like me?
00:59:36How dare you?
00:59:39You came to my house several times.
00:59:40Tell me.
00:59:41What do you want?
00:59:42Master.
00:59:43Don't you recognize me?
00:59:45I'm your good disciple.
00:59:47You always say you are Sun Hong.
00:59:49How can you be so good?
00:59:50Master.
00:59:51I have a book here.
00:59:53I came back
00:59:54from this book.
00:59:57Book?
00:59:58What book?
00:59:59A book called
01:00:00The Book of Double Flying
01:00:01by Yuan Yang Xishui.
01:00:03If you don't believe me,
01:00:05I can show you.
01:00:11Get up.
01:00:14Master.
01:00:15I will show you the book.
01:00:23Where is the book?
01:00:27Where is my book?
01:00:31Where is my book?
01:00:33Baigu Jing.
01:00:34Did you
01:00:35steal my book?
01:00:37What are you talking about?
01:00:38I don't understand.
01:00:39Master.
01:00:40Do you remember?
01:00:42That book is a gift
01:00:43from the King of Nv'er
01:00:44to you.
01:00:45Did you tell me
01:00:46that book
01:00:47is a precious treasure?
01:00:49Enough.
01:00:51I don't want to hear your story.
01:00:53Get out now.
01:00:56Baigu Jing.
01:00:57You can't escape.
01:00:59You don't belong here.
01:01:00Even if you exist here,
01:01:02there will be
01:01:03no trace of you here.
01:01:05Bastard.
01:01:06No matter what tricks you play,
01:01:08you can't become me.
01:01:10Take him away.
01:01:12Master.
01:01:13Master.
01:01:20Come with me to the study.
01:01:22I have something to tell you.
01:01:23Okay.
01:01:29The madman said
01:01:30this book is very important.
01:01:33What's the use of it?
01:01:40Is this book
01:01:42related to him?
01:01:46I put it on me.
01:01:48Why is it gone?
01:01:56Why is it gone?
01:01:59Did I lose it in the garage
01:02:01or on the road?
01:02:14Why can't I move?
01:02:30Hey.
01:02:33Where am I?
01:02:36What happened just now?
01:02:38You're dirty.
01:02:43I must get the company.
01:02:45I'll make you
01:02:47die.
01:02:59What are you doing?
01:03:01Who the hell are you?
01:03:03I'm Bai Yiyi.
01:03:04I never doubted you before.
01:03:06Even if you tell me every day
01:03:08you're Mrs. Baigu,
01:03:09I can only take this as an excuse
01:03:11for you to leave me
01:03:12until this man appears.
01:03:14So
01:03:15who the hell are you?
01:03:20If I were Baigu Jing,
01:03:22would you be afraid?
01:03:24I'm not afraid.
01:03:26Would you be afraid?
01:03:31What would you do?
01:03:34Would you kill me?
01:03:42No.
01:03:44So you admitted it.
01:03:47Do you want me to be
01:03:49or not?
01:03:51Why do you suspect me
01:03:53all of a sudden
01:03:55when you haven't doubted me
01:03:57for so long?
01:04:04Isn't this yours?
01:04:06How could you lose it?
01:04:09I mean
01:04:11where did I lose it?
01:04:14Aren't you curious
01:04:16that I've seen it?
01:04:18Who cares?
01:04:22Tang.
01:04:29Tang.
01:04:30I've driven that lunatic away.
01:04:32Help me check
01:04:33the information about this book.
01:04:35It's a long story.
01:04:37Tang.
01:04:38Do you really believe that lunatic?
01:04:40I always think
01:04:42it's not right.
01:04:51Ah!
01:04:59This is my body.
01:05:02My body.
01:05:08Master.
01:05:09I'm here for you.
01:05:18Come out.
01:05:20It's my body.
01:05:22What do you want to do?
01:05:28It's my body.
01:05:30How could there be such a sound?
01:05:36My power.
01:05:43Your hand
01:05:44becomes so strong all of a sudden.
01:05:47Hahaha.
01:05:48My good nephew.
01:05:50Your uncle
01:05:52is going to send you
01:05:54on the road
01:05:56now.
01:05:58Zan.
01:05:59This way.
01:06:04Zan.
01:06:05All the clues
01:06:07in that book
01:06:08are related to this company.
01:06:12Hey.
01:06:13What?
01:06:14Why are you in such a hurry?
01:06:16Be serious.
01:06:23Come in, please.
01:06:26Mr. Tang.
01:06:27The book you want
01:06:28has been printed.
01:06:30Why?
01:06:31Because
01:06:32it can't be printed anymore.
01:06:38The author
01:06:39has disappeared?
01:06:40The author of this book
01:06:41sent it to us
01:06:42by letter.
01:06:43Adapting
01:06:44is just a trial.
01:06:45If we can't get in touch with the author,
01:06:47we can't
01:06:48move on.
01:06:49Do you remember
01:06:50what's in the book?
01:06:51It seems to be
01:06:53the story of a white-bone fairy
01:06:55going through the modern world
01:06:56and falling in love with a man.
01:06:59Ah?
01:07:00Oh.
01:07:01I seem to have the draft of the book.
01:07:09Zan.
01:07:10Isn't this the story
01:07:11between you and your wife?
01:07:14Coincidence.
01:07:15Maybe it's a coincidence.
01:07:17Since you received the first draft,
01:07:19you should have the address of the other party.
01:07:21Here it is.
01:07:24Zan.
01:07:25The white-bone fairy
01:07:26went through the modern world
01:07:27and fell in love with the president's wife.
01:07:28She wants to eat the president every day.
01:07:30Isn't this your wife?
01:07:32She wants to eat you
01:07:33every day.
01:07:35Story.
01:07:36This must be just a story.
01:07:38Mr. Tang.
01:07:39I just heard from your assistant
01:07:40that you want to invest in this story.
01:07:42Are you sure you want to find this author?
01:07:43I'm sure.
01:07:50Why is it this address?
01:07:55That monkey said
01:07:57I'm not from this world.
01:07:59I can't leave everything here.
01:08:03Humph.
01:08:06Ah?
01:08:07Ah?
01:08:08Ah?
01:08:09Ah?
01:08:12Ah?
01:08:13Ah?
01:08:18Ah?
01:08:21Young Mistress.
01:08:23We found some things
01:08:24that belonged to you.
01:08:25Do you want them?
01:08:27What's inside?
01:08:29I don't know.
01:08:31Let me see.
01:08:33Oh.
01:08:39Hey.
01:08:45Ah.
01:08:46Ah?
01:08:48The white-bone fairy?
01:08:50Come.
01:08:51Let me see
01:08:53how you wrote me.
01:08:55Hm?
01:08:56Ah.
01:08:59The white-bone fairy
01:09:00went through the modern world
01:09:01and fell in love with a human.
01:09:03Ha ha ha.
01:09:04That's ridiculous.
01:09:06I'm a noble fairy.
01:09:08How could I fall in love with a human?
01:09:10Let me see who you fell in love with.
01:09:12Me.
01:09:13Tang Zeng.
01:09:15You fell in love with Tang Zeng?
01:09:18Hm.
01:09:19Let me see who wrote it.
01:09:20Who wrote it?
01:09:23Wow.
01:09:24I wrote it.
01:09:26Ah.
01:09:29What's the name of this book?
01:09:31Ah?
01:09:33I wrote this book.
01:09:41When I got this book,
01:09:43I was going to print it
01:09:44with a new printer.
01:09:45But the printer was broken.
01:09:47But
01:09:48what does this have to do with the printer?
01:09:50The printer was imported.
01:09:53I didn't know until later
01:09:54that the optical component of the printer
01:09:56was removed from a space shuttle.
01:09:58I heard it was quite expensive.
01:10:00The original owner didn't want to lose it,
01:10:02so he put it on the printer.
01:10:04I thought it was amazing.
01:10:06I just printed one book.
01:10:08But
01:10:09the effect was really good.
01:10:11I haven't seen
01:10:12such a good book until now.
01:10:15Where's the book?
01:10:16It's here.
01:10:18Master Zhuang Zhen just cut it off.
01:10:20He put it on a Western-style book.
01:10:23The book was gone.
01:10:25Just
01:10:26disappeared?
01:10:27I know you may not believe me.
01:10:30But I took a picture of it.
01:10:32Here.
01:10:37Lv'er Guo?
01:10:39You said it had something to do with the printer.
01:10:42Why didn't you change another one?
01:10:44Because
01:10:46the author was gone.
01:10:47Ah?
01:10:53This is my story.
01:10:55I traveled here.
01:10:56Everything happened
01:10:57was based on this story.
01:10:59But what's the end of the story?
01:11:03This should be the last one.
01:11:07Sun Wukong traveled to the president's uncle's body.
01:11:10Because of instability,
01:11:11he wanted to take the company's uncle.
01:11:13He turned into a strong monster
01:11:15and went to the company to kill the president.
01:11:18What's going on?
01:11:23Oh, no.
01:11:24He's in danger.
01:11:30My good nephew.
01:11:32Your uncle will send you
01:11:34to heaven now.
01:11:43Master,
01:11:44I think
01:11:45he just doesn't want us to know
01:11:47the end of the story.
01:11:48He pretends he can't see the manuscript.
01:11:50He's obviously cheating.
01:11:52Eh?
01:11:53Why do I feel like
01:11:55this story is like you and your wife?
01:11:57Of course.
01:11:58The signature address is our home.
01:12:00It's not Yi Yi's.
01:12:01Could it be me?
01:12:02According to the development of the story...
01:12:06Eh?
01:12:07Then your wife is the White Bone Crystal now.
01:12:09When I think about it,
01:12:11she usually eats this medicine.
01:12:13Eh?
01:12:14Should we go home and ask her now?
01:12:16Let's go back to the company first.
01:12:17Old stuff.
01:12:18He's up to something again.
01:12:19Ah!
01:12:20Ah!
01:12:21Hmph!
01:12:22Hehehe.
01:12:25Hehehe.
01:12:27I'm here to send you
01:12:29on your way.
01:12:34Old man.
01:12:35This old man
01:12:36is acting strange today.
01:12:38Why don't you leave first?
01:12:39I'll deal with him here.
01:12:41Be careful.
01:12:42Hmph.
01:12:43Hmph.
01:12:44This old man
01:12:45is looking for death today.
01:12:47Ah!
01:12:48Hmph.
01:12:49Hmph.
01:12:50Hmph.
01:12:51Ah!
01:12:52Old man.
01:12:53Ah!
01:12:54Ah!
01:12:55Old man!
01:12:56Hurry up and leave!
01:12:57This old man
01:12:58is acting strange today.
01:13:00Ah!
01:13:01Ah!
01:13:02Ah!
01:13:03Ah!
01:13:04Ah!
01:13:05Ah!
01:13:06Ah!
01:13:07Hmph!
01:13:08Hmph!
01:13:09Ah!
01:13:10Ah!
01:13:11Old man, are you alright?
01:13:12I'll take you to the hospital.
01:13:13Old man,
01:13:14I'm fine.
01:13:15Be careful of this old man.
01:13:16That's enough.
01:13:17Haha what is it?...
01:13:19So now you want to flee?
01:13:21Did you forget what you did to your dad?
01:13:24What was it that your dad did
01:13:27to leave so Vishu...
01:13:30Haha..
01:13:31What did you just say?
01:13:33What did you do to him?
01:13:36This company was established by your father
01:13:38you did nothing
01:13:39you just knew how to make a living
01:13:41you are useless
01:13:42you deserve it!
01:13:47I wanted to treat you the same way I treated your father.
01:13:58I used this method to kill him bit by bit.
01:14:08Now I will use the same method to kill you.
01:14:15You will not have a good death.
01:14:20But before you leave, please say something to your father.
01:14:27Tell him that I have disappointed him.
01:14:34Let him go! Let him go!
01:14:37You bastard! Come on!
01:14:41Go away!
01:14:45Are you all right?
01:14:46You are dying. Take care of yourself.
01:14:53You two will die together.
01:15:17I will send you to hell together.
01:15:31How are you? Are you all right?
01:15:39Why are you here?
01:15:41If I don't come, who will come to save you?
01:15:44The story says that writing a story can destroy internal force.
01:15:57Security! Kill him and send him to where he should go.
01:16:01I don't want to. This company is mine.
01:16:06This money is also mine.
01:16:09Take him away.
01:16:13You are not Tang Sang.
01:16:15If I stay in this world, I can't eat you like before.
01:16:19Let's end it, okay?
01:16:20Have you ever loved me?
01:16:23Even a little.
01:16:25But humans and demons are different.
01:16:27You also said that I am not Tang Sang.
01:16:29You are not a demon here.
01:16:31You are a human.
01:16:33There is no difference.
01:16:34But...
01:16:35There is no but.
01:16:38I don't care what others think.
01:16:40You are you.
01:16:46Let's go home.
01:16:50You!
01:16:51Brother Zeng, let him go.
01:16:53He is not a human.
01:16:55It's you again.
01:16:56Have you had enough?
01:16:57Brother Zeng, I know.
01:16:59He is not a human.
01:17:00He is White Bone Demon.
01:17:01White Bone Demon.
01:17:02He is a human.
01:17:04Liu Ranran, don't mess with me.
01:17:06Have you had enough?
01:17:07Demons will cheat people.
01:17:09He looks like a human.
01:17:11But he is a demon inside.
01:17:15So what?
01:17:16He is better than those who talk about human morality
01:17:19but do evil things behind people's back.
01:17:22Sometimes, humans are not as good as demons.
01:17:27You know it.
01:17:31You know he is a demon.
01:17:32But you still stay with him.
01:17:34Liu Ranran,
01:17:35there is no possibility between us.
01:17:37Don't bother me.
01:17:39Bai Yiyi,
01:17:40no,
01:17:41I should call you White Bone Demon.
01:17:42You have been pestering Brother Zeng
01:17:44and giving him a sedative.
01:17:46So he ignores me
01:17:47and keeps working for you.
01:17:50How can you
01:17:51blame others?
01:17:53Liu Ranran,
01:17:54if he doesn't stay with you,
01:17:56why don't you think about your own problem?
01:17:58I have money
01:18:00and power.
01:18:02How can he not like me?
01:18:05Can you get everything if you have money and power?
01:18:07Let me tell you.
01:18:08In this world,
01:18:09what people are looking for is sincerity.
01:18:11You
01:18:12are wearing my beautiful skin.
01:18:14But inside,
01:18:15you are dirty and rotten.
01:18:18I just love money.
01:18:19So what?
01:18:20In this world,
01:18:21I just use my power to bully others.
01:18:24Brother Zeng,
01:18:25you must have been bewitched by him.
01:18:27Wake up.
01:18:28Wake up.
01:18:29Enough.
01:18:32I know
01:18:33what kind of person I like.
01:18:37In that case,
01:18:38don't blame me.
01:18:45Why is this book with you?
01:18:46I have to thank that lunatic.
01:18:48I picked it up from him.
01:18:50I didn't know until I turned this book over.
01:18:53Everything you've been through
01:18:55is the same as in this book.
01:18:57I didn't believe it at first.
01:18:59Until I stood outside
01:19:00and watched that lunatic fall to the ground.
01:19:02The ending of this book
01:19:03has already changed.
01:19:05This is a book
01:19:07related to your fate.
01:19:09Give it back to me.
01:19:10Do you want it?
01:19:11Come and get it.
01:19:12Give it back to me.
01:19:13If you move again,
01:19:14I'll tear it.
01:19:15Name a price.
01:19:16How much do you want?
01:19:17Or what do you want?
01:19:18I promise you everything.
01:19:20Brother Zeng,
01:19:21he is not from this world.
01:19:23As long as this book is torn,
01:19:24he will disappear.
01:19:25At that time,
01:19:26we can be together.
01:19:28Lei Ranran,
01:19:29you tore this book today.
01:19:31I won't let you go for the rest of my life.
01:19:32Give it to me.
01:19:33Since you can't get it,
01:19:34I'll let you remember.
01:19:36You...
01:19:51My eyes.
01:19:54Why can't I see?
01:19:56Yiyi.
01:19:59Yiyi.
01:20:00Yiyi, what's wrong with you?
01:20:01Don't be afraid.
01:20:02I'll take you home.
01:20:03Let's go.
01:20:04I can't go back, darling.
01:20:06You asked me
01:20:07if I liked you before.
01:20:10I don't know
01:20:13if he really has such a brother.
01:20:15I really want to stay.
01:20:28Yiyi.
01:20:31Yiyi.
01:20:32Wake up.
01:20:34Yiyi, look at me.
01:20:37Yiyi.
01:20:39Yiyi.
01:20:42Yiyi.
01:20:50Young Mistress.
01:20:52These...
01:21:00I didn't write this.
01:21:01Are you all right?
01:21:03I...
01:21:05Young Mistress.
01:21:06Young Mistress.
01:21:08Young...
01:21:09Miss Bai.
01:21:12Young Master asked me to give this to you.
01:21:15Take it.
01:21:23Why is there such a big change?
01:21:25According to your instructions,
01:21:26the formation has been arranged.
01:21:28You go ahead.
01:21:29Are you really going to let him go?
01:21:31He's not him anymore.
01:21:37Yiyi.
01:21:39Hello.
01:21:41Mr. Tang.
01:21:42We didn't find the follow-up manuscript
01:21:44of the book you were concerned about.
01:21:46But we found an author.
01:21:48He said he knew
01:21:49how to complete the story behind it.
01:21:51Do you think it's convenient?
01:21:53I'll arrange it for you.
01:21:54Okay.
01:21:59Look at me.
01:22:01It's been eight years.
01:22:04Are you the author
01:22:05arranged by the publishing house?
01:22:07Yes.
01:22:09May I ask
01:22:10what's behind you?
01:22:13It's you.
01:22:16Why are you here?
01:22:17Let me have a look.
01:22:18Let me have a look.
01:22:20Turn around and go.
01:22:23The green grass on the desert
01:22:27makes people cry.
01:22:29Your head
01:22:31is the head that the moon can't reach.
01:22:33My dear.
01:22:34It hurts.
01:22:37I'll kill him.
01:22:38I haven't seen you for half a day.
01:22:39I miss you so much.
01:22:40My dear.
01:22:46The green grass on the desert.
01:22:57The green grass on the desert.
01:23:04It's so beautiful.
01:23:09How did you know
01:23:10I would be in trouble?
01:23:11I guessed it.
01:23:12You guessed it?
01:23:13You didn't guess it.
01:23:15You already knew it.
01:23:20You already knew it?
01:23:23I found
01:23:24the publishing house of the book.
01:23:27I knew it all.
01:23:29You
01:23:31are not from this world.
01:23:33You are from the story.
01:23:37Yes.
01:23:39You are right.
01:23:41I ran out of the Journey to the West
01:23:42and ate people's bones.
01:23:44Do you know
01:23:45we monsters
01:23:47can live forever
01:23:48after eating Tang Monk's flesh?
01:23:50So I've been following you
01:23:52because you look like Tang Monk.
01:23:54And I want to eat you.
01:23:56Do you really
01:23:58just want to eat me?
01:24:00What else can it be?
01:24:04You are good to me.
01:24:06It's all fake.
01:24:10Now that you know it,
01:24:12we are over.