Ipinasok ni Pepito (Michael V.) si Chito (Joshua Pineda) sa soccer, pero nagulat ito dahil tila hindi bagay sa anak ang napili niyang sport.
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00:00Uh, Bits?
00:03Hmm?
00:04I have a question for you.
00:07Don't get mad.
00:09What is it?
00:10Is Cheeto...
00:13...gay?
00:17He's not gay!
00:19No, because...
00:20...look at him.
00:21When he's trimming his hair...
00:23...he looks like a lawyer.
00:25What?
00:26It's not because he's trimming his hair that he's gay.
00:29No, I just noticed that...
00:32...first of all, look at him.
00:34He's a lambarcada.
00:35He's quiet.
00:37And then, he moves around a lot.
00:39He's soft.
00:40Bits, don't get mad, okay?
00:42I'm just concerned about your son.
00:44I love him.
00:45Oh, no.
00:46He's really like that.
00:48Let it go, okay?
00:49And...
00:50...he moves around a lot.
00:51He doesn't move around like a pig.
00:53He's like that.
00:54He's gay.
00:55He's like that.
00:56No, it's just me.
00:57I can't compare him to our childhood.
01:00When we go home...
01:02...we sweat.
01:03Yes.
01:04When we go home...
01:05...we're dirty.
01:06The dirt under our feet...
01:08...we have scars.
01:09But look at Chico.
01:11He's clean.
01:12His hair is neat.
01:13It smells good.
01:14And...
01:15...he's soft.
01:16Bits.
01:19I know, right?
01:20Of course.
01:21That's why I have doubts about your son.
01:23That's why...
01:24...you should teach him as soon as possible.
01:27Yes, but...
01:28...don't teach him nonsense.
01:30Of course.
01:31He's just like me.
01:33He's like a real man.
01:35That's what I'm going to teach him.
01:37A real man?
01:38Of course.
01:40Good morning.
01:42Wow.
01:45Wow.
01:46No.
01:47I was just surprised.
01:48Are you Mr. Petito Manalo?
01:50Yes, that's me.
01:51Oh, it's you.
01:53I'd like to enroll my son.
01:55Is it possible?
01:56Of course.
01:57It's his first day of soccer.
01:59Hi, coach!
02:03Okay, boys.
02:05This is it.
02:08Are you ready?
02:09Yeah!
02:10Let's do this!
02:12Yeah!
02:26Yeah!
02:57Oh.
03:00Oh.
03:10Oh.
03:26MUSIC
03:30FARTING
03:33MUSIC
03:38MUSIC
03:41SNIFFING
03:44MUSIC
03:47SNIFFING
03:50MUSIC
03:54Hey!
03:56Am I right?
03:57What's right?
03:59Cheeto is gay!
04:00Would you like this?
04:01Yes, okay.
04:02Alright, alright.
04:03It's up to you, if you don't believe me,
04:05if so, I will take care of him to remedy.
04:07Hey. Where are you going?
04:09Huh? To the kitchen.
04:11I will remedy my hunger first.
04:14MUSIC
04:18FARTING
04:21♪
04:31♪
04:43Ah, ah, hi, hi!
04:46May I talk to you?
04:48Me?
04:49I have something to tell you.
04:51Oh, here it is.
04:54What is it?
04:55I hope you don't get mad if one day I want to tell you this.
05:03Okay, I'm ready.
05:05I don't want to play soccer anymore.
05:11That's it?
05:12Yes.
05:13That's it?
05:14That's all you're going to say?
05:17I got scared.
05:18I almost died.
05:20No, it's okay, it's okay.
05:22Your mother and I were just worried that you might dream again.
05:25We just don't want you to dream at home.
05:26You can't do anything.
05:27That's why we asked you to come here.
05:28But if you want anything,
05:30whatever you want to do,
05:32just tell me.
05:33I want to play volleyball.
05:37What's the problem if Chito wants to enroll in volleyball?
05:40Do you know when I was a kid,
05:42when Chito was my age,
05:44I also played volleyball.
05:45That's the problem.
05:47Our son, Chito, is a boy.
05:49He's not gay.
05:51But Pito,
05:52there are boys who play volleyball, right?
05:54It doesn't mean that if you play volleyball,
05:56you're gay.
05:57It's not like that.
05:58That's what I'm saying to Pito.
06:00As long as Chito doesn't play volleyball,
06:02no.
06:11No, he really can't play volleyball.
06:14Besides,
06:15what's wrong with him?
06:17Where will he go to school?
06:18I don't know any school where he can go to school.
06:20Don't worry about that.
06:23Elsa, do you want me to accompany you tomorrow?
06:25Let's enroll Chito.
06:26Really?
06:27I really want to.
06:28You know,
06:29I really wanted to play volleyball.
06:32If I'm not pregnant now,
06:33I'll enroll him.
06:35Let's do it.
06:36Why?
06:37Because he's so cute.
06:38You're wearing a cute outfit,
06:40and you're playing volleyball.
06:44Anytime, anyone, anyhow.
06:48Anywhere in the world,
06:49everybody in the house.
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06:55You know.
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