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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:17And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:22Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:27Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:29Please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:30Tell who?
00:00:31Trevor?
00:00:32Please, uh, what's your name again?
00:00:33Martha.
00:00:34Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:35Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:00:36She's psycho?
00:00:37You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:42Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:43Okay.
00:00:44He's tucking your head.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:53Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt?
00:00:57Football player?
00:00:58Here's...
00:00:59No.
00:01:00Doesn't ring any balls, I mean bells.
00:01:03You're lying.
00:01:04Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:07Even girls like you.
00:01:09I haven't seen him.
00:01:12Also, you've got a little...
00:01:15I'm watching you.
00:01:18Granny panties?
00:01:21Seriously?
00:01:24How much?
00:01:27How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:29None of your business.
00:01:31Cover up.
00:01:33No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:35She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:37Why? Did she ask for something like...
00:01:39commitment?
00:01:41No, actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:43I don't like her like that, and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:45She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:47I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:49Anyway,
00:01:51what'll it be? Huh?
00:01:53I said I owed you one. Am I a man of my word?
00:01:57This is my chance.
00:02:01A favor from Trevor Holt,
00:02:03and he has the one thing
00:02:05I truly want.
00:02:07What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:09Drew Longhorn!
00:02:11Drew Longhorn? Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:13What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:15I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:17Sorry, I...
00:02:19Why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:21He was my
00:02:23lab partner freshman year.
00:02:25Chemistry.
00:02:27You had chemistry?
00:02:29Yes. Okay.
00:02:31You want his attention?
00:02:33Then we'll get his attention, but
00:02:35not in that.
00:02:37Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl,
00:02:39and it's not... Forget it.
00:02:41No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:43Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:45I just meant that this stuff
00:02:47doesn't play up your assets, you know?
00:02:49You're really pretty.
00:02:51You need to show it. You're messing with me.
00:02:53I'm not, I swear.
00:02:55You're just gonna have to trust me.
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:01First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:03Everyone's gonna notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second,
00:03:07we need to go shopping.
00:03:09Shopping.
00:03:11One, two, three, four!
00:03:23Ta-da!
00:03:25Where did you get all this?
00:03:27It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:29Go on, take your pick.
00:03:31It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:33Go on, take your pick.
00:03:35No, thank you. I'm not parading around
00:03:37in your hookup trophies.
00:03:39What?
00:03:41These aren't trophies. These are just
00:03:43clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:45It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:47So...
00:03:49I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:51I can 100% guarantee
00:03:53that the act of sex did not happen while the panties
00:03:55were being worn by the girl.
00:03:57No.
00:03:59Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot.
00:04:01Come on.
00:04:03Just wear it. Trust me.
00:04:05I've worn it.
00:04:07I haven't worn it. I lied.
00:04:09I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:11I just never had the guts.
00:04:13Turn around.
00:04:15Are your eyes closed?
00:04:17Oh, yeah.
00:04:19Okay.
00:04:33Okay.
00:04:35Turn around.
00:04:39Wow.
00:04:41Trevor!
00:04:43What? It's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:45Just get dressed, please.
00:04:47What would I be ashamed of?
00:04:49Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:55Oh, my God.
00:04:57Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:05:01No.
00:05:03I'm not doing this.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:13I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:18All right.
00:05:20There's three things I need you to remember, okay?
00:05:22Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:24You listening?
00:05:26Yep.
00:05:28Okay. One, eye contact.
00:05:30Not like that.
00:05:32And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:34Oh, come on. This is serious.
00:05:36I'm very serious.
00:05:38All right.
00:05:40And three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:42You know, quick hand on the arm.
00:05:44You know, brush you on his bicep.
00:05:47Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:49Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
00:05:51All he does is play games.
00:05:57You ready?
00:06:01Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05That was really good.
00:06:07I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:09Oh.
00:06:11I spoke too soon.
00:06:13I got it.
00:06:16Hey, everyone.
00:06:18This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:20He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:22We're just friends.
00:06:24Oh, Mar-Mar, stop being so coy.
00:06:26We're in love.
00:06:28What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:30Just trust me.
00:06:32If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:34Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken,
00:06:36I'm not taking him.
00:06:38I'm not taking him.
00:06:40I'm not taking him.
00:06:42I'm not taking him.
00:06:44If Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:46It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:48Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:50Who's gonna believe this, anyway?
00:06:52Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:54No.
00:06:56Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:58Trev.
00:07:00What's up, man?
00:07:02I see you brought a friend.
00:07:04Yeah, this is, uh...
00:07:06You look familiar.
00:07:08Have we met?
00:07:10Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:12We were in the same class. We were lab partners.
00:07:14Oh, yeah.
00:07:16That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:18Yeah, definitely.
00:07:20Total joke.
00:07:22But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:24One second.
00:07:26Two seconds.
00:07:28Got him.
00:07:30What did you say your name was again?
00:07:32Her name's Martha.
00:07:34Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:36Well, hey, guys.
00:07:38We're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
00:07:40You care to join?
00:07:42Sure.
00:07:44Sweet. See you there.
00:07:48That was good, right?
00:07:50Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:52No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:54I got this.
00:08:02Alker, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:04So what?
00:08:06So she's gonna know I lied to her.
00:08:08Just ignore her.
00:08:10My turn.
00:08:12Drink or dare?
00:08:14I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:16Drink.
00:08:18I want you to drink with...
00:08:20Trevor.
00:08:24I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:26Drink.
00:08:28I want you to drink with...
00:08:30Trevor.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:38Drink.
00:08:58Yum.
00:09:00Okay, my turn.
00:09:02You.
00:09:04Drink or dare?
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:10I dare you to take off your panties
00:09:12and put them in the middle of the circle
00:09:14for the rest of the game.
00:09:18Hello?
00:09:20What are you waiting for?
00:09:22You don't have to do this.
00:09:24Yes, she does.
00:09:26Unfortunately, I can't do that,
00:09:28because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:30I'm not wearing any.
00:09:36You're up next, Martha.
00:09:38Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink
00:09:44with me.
00:09:46My pleasure.
00:09:48This is my chance
00:09:50to do what I've been dreaming about
00:09:52since freshman year.
00:10:00Drink.
00:10:20I should be happy.
00:10:22This is what I've always
00:10:24wanted.
00:10:26But...
00:10:28That was hot.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:32I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:34No, it's fine.
00:10:36I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:38Never saw you around.
00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly
00:10:4283 times since that class ended.
00:10:44Yeah, me too.
00:10:46I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:48Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:50Great. Give me your number.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:56I just sent you a special message.
00:10:58Let me know when you get it.
00:11:00Trev has my phone.
00:11:02I'll be right back.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:08Who's next?
00:11:10Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor!
00:11:18Oh, sorry.
00:11:20Trevor!
00:11:34You win, Tilla James.
00:11:36You win.
00:11:50You okay?
00:11:56I'm leaving. You can stay.
00:11:58I just need my phone.
00:12:00Okay, who has my cigarettes?
00:12:02I'll walk you home.
00:12:04No, you have to give them.
00:12:06I know that you have them.
00:12:08Your advice didn't work.
00:12:10Just so you know.
00:12:12It's probably for the best.
00:12:14You two never would have worked out.
00:12:16And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:18Is he too hot for me?
00:12:20Too popular?
00:12:22Or is it just pathetically obvious
00:12:24that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:26No.
00:12:28To all three.
00:12:30You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:32Not particularly.
00:12:34One, he's a douche.
00:12:36Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:38You're doing great so far.
00:12:40Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:42That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:44And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
00:12:48You're right.
00:12:52It was kind of terrible.
00:12:54Oh, but that look
00:12:56on Tila's face when you told her
00:12:58you weren't wearing any panties.
00:13:00Priceless.
00:13:02How do you do it?
00:13:04Do what?
00:13:06Hide your emotions.
00:13:08They're just so...
00:13:10easy to read.
00:13:12I noticed.
00:13:14I'm serious, Trevor. What's your secret?
00:13:16I want to learn
00:13:18how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:22There is no secret.
00:13:24It's just who I am, right?
00:13:26Oh,
00:13:28and before I forget...
00:13:46Tonight wasn't what I expected,
00:13:48but...
00:13:50thank you.
00:13:52You don't have to thank me.
00:13:54I owed you one.
00:13:56I guess I missed that.
00:13:58No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:00Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:02Yeah, because
00:14:04even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:06I got my first kiss.
00:14:10I'm gonna go.
00:14:12Good night, Trevor.
00:14:16Good night.
00:14:40That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:46And there it was.
00:14:48The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:50Chemistry.
00:14:52Between Trevor,
00:14:54the guy with the biggest
00:14:56you-know-what on campus,
00:14:58and me.
00:15:00The virgin.
00:15:16Rumor has it
00:15:18that every girl
00:15:20on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:22Every girl
00:15:24except me.
00:15:26Because after last week,
00:15:28I could not
00:15:30be more over Drew.
00:15:32Martha, mind if I join you?
00:15:34So,
00:15:36where did you run off to
00:15:38after the party on Saturday?
00:15:40I had to go home to study.
00:15:42I have a big test coming up.
00:15:44What are you up to later?
00:15:46Probably more studying.
00:15:48Why?
00:15:50The wet party.
00:15:54The wet party?
00:15:56It's only the most exclusive
00:15:58frat party on campus.
00:16:00So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:02What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:06I've never even wanted to go to a party
00:16:08like this before.
00:16:10But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:12Wait. Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:14Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:16Hold? Nah.
00:16:18He's been ghosting me. Think he's out.
00:16:20Then I'm in.
00:16:22Excellent.
00:16:24Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:26A female friend?
00:16:30What are those?
00:16:32Guess who just got us tickets
00:16:34to the wet party.
00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:42Like being drooled over
00:16:44by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:46Maybe.
00:16:48Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:50No.
00:16:52Yes, okay.
00:16:54I just keep playing the night over
00:16:56and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:58I mean,
00:17:00things were going so well.
00:17:02We had chemistry.
00:17:04Shh.
00:17:08How could he just
00:17:10walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:12You know.
00:17:14Take your virginity.
00:17:16Shh. Don't say that word.
00:17:18What word?
00:17:20Virginity.
00:17:22There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:24Tell that to Trevor.
00:17:26He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:28Oh, screw him. That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:30I'm just so used to
00:17:32achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:36Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:38I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:40You're right. And you know what?
00:17:42Forget this stupid party. I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:44Oh, no.
00:17:46We're going to that party.
00:17:48We are?
00:17:50Yup. And forget these dumb books.
00:17:52All you need are Deb's three simple rules
00:17:54for getting over any guy.
00:17:56Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:58Shh.
00:18:02Step one.
00:18:04Dress to impress.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:08But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:10Do it for you.
00:18:12Step one.
00:18:14Dress to impress. Check.
00:18:16Step two.
00:18:18Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:20Basic bra, bro. Check.
00:18:22That's Drew Longhorn? He's cute.
00:18:24He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:26Your words?
00:18:28Doesn't mean a girl can't look.
00:18:32Step three.
00:18:34To really get over a guy,
00:18:36you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:38Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:42Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:44I already did that, Deb.
00:18:46I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:48Showed him who I really am.
00:18:50And he rejected me.
00:18:52Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:54No.
00:18:56From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:58Great.
00:19:00Whoo!
00:19:02It's light work.
00:19:04Just looking at the wrist of the ice.
00:19:06All this shit on me, it ain't bust down.
00:19:08Chalk them out of clutch and it bust down.
00:19:10She don't love me, she just want me for the team.
00:19:12I know.
00:19:14I'm the draw on the pick, I'm that one lotto.
00:19:16You met it, all the wins at it.
00:19:18You the new Betty.
00:19:20That's Tom Cox.
00:19:22That man came through like a Sim K.
00:19:24That new kick came at us since Ace's day.
00:19:26Don't believe us, we just bought a shop.
00:19:28Whoo!
00:19:36Trevor Holt.
00:19:38He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:40Trevor Holt.
00:19:42He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:44But now that he is...
00:19:46Martha!
00:19:48Glad you could make it.
00:19:50And you brought a friend.
00:19:52Drew Longhorn.
00:19:54In the flesh.
00:19:56You are...
00:19:58Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:00It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:04Oh my God.
00:20:06What are you doing here?
00:20:08Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:10They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:12None of your concern.
00:20:14Can we talk, alone?
00:20:16I need a refill anyway.
00:20:18Debra?
00:20:20Care to join me?
00:20:22You came here with Drew?
00:20:24Why, jealous?
00:20:26After the kiss last week?
00:20:28No.
00:20:30He's right.
00:20:32That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:34I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:36Martha, this party,
00:20:38these people,
00:20:40it's not your thing.
00:20:42Oh yeah, well maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:44Please, you're an open book.
00:20:46That's what I like about you.
00:20:48Trevor, up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:50Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:52Hello?
00:20:54No.
00:20:56Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:20:58Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:00There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:02Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:04You, who let you into this party?
00:21:06Who let you into this college?
00:21:08Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:10There's a first time for everything.
00:21:12Alright,
00:21:14it's two to a team.
00:21:16So who's it gonna be?
00:21:18The clueless nerd,
00:21:20or me?
00:21:22Fine.
00:21:24Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:26Let's do this.
00:21:28Debra, are you in?
00:21:30No, I'm gluten intolerant.
00:21:32I'll just watch.
00:21:34Positive.
00:21:36You know what?
00:21:38Let's up the stakes.
00:21:40What did you have in mind?
00:21:42What about strip beer pong?
00:21:44Sweet.
00:21:46Come on, Toa.
00:21:48What are the rules?
00:21:50Every time we sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:52Oh, yeah.
00:21:54And vice versa.
00:21:56So if Trevor makes it,
00:21:58I strip.
00:22:00Seems easy enough.
00:22:02Come on, Holt. It's game time. Let's go.
00:22:04Ladies first.
00:22:12Hold on.
00:22:14Your form is way off.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:30Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:32You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:34You're not afraid of a little competition,
00:22:36are you, Toa?
00:22:38Oh, please.
00:22:40Ladies, ladies.
00:22:42Let me show you both
00:22:44how it's done.
00:22:48Uh-oh.
00:22:50Great job.
00:22:56My turn.
00:23:02All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:04You are so lame.
00:23:06You're up.
00:23:08Want another lesson?
00:23:10I think I can handle myself.
00:23:12I learn quick.
00:23:14Okay, I call BS.
00:23:16There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:18could have made that shot.
00:23:20It's called studying, Toa.
00:23:22Ever tried it?
00:23:24Game time.
00:23:28I guess I win.
00:23:32No, no, no, stop.
00:23:34You cannot leave. Not now.
00:23:36Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:38Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
00:23:40the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:23:42doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:44Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:46Who cares, Mar?
00:23:48He told the entire school that he passed up
00:23:50the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:54The Martha I know doesn't give up.
00:23:56Okay? The Martha I know succeeds
00:23:58at everything she sets her mind to.
00:24:00The Martha you know is also
00:24:02still into some guy who rejected her.
00:24:04I should hate him.
00:24:06But I don't.
00:24:08I can't.
00:24:10A part of me still wants
00:24:12to be with him, even after all that.
00:24:14This is serious,
00:24:16so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:18If Trevor can't see how
00:24:20amazing you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:22But I know there's someone
00:24:24out there who does. Okay?
00:24:26So just no, no, no,
00:24:28like that, okay, great?
00:24:30Remember, step three,
00:24:32you gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:34Okay?
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:42Wait.
00:24:44I have an idea.
00:24:46Wait, where are you going?
00:24:48I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:50Yes! Here we go, girl.
00:24:54Okay, Martha, you can do this.
00:24:56Hey, everybody!
00:24:58Listen up!
00:25:02Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:04Okay, um, uh,
00:25:06well, my name is Martha,
00:25:08and as you may have heard,
00:25:10Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:12But there's more
00:25:14to me than that.
00:25:16So here it goes.
00:25:18Tilla James!
00:25:20You called me a clueless nerd.
00:25:22And you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:24I like to spend
00:25:26Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:28I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:30Can you believe that?
00:25:32I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out
00:25:34on the important parts of college, like
00:25:36getting to know myself.
00:25:38I guess what I'm trying to say is
00:25:42I am clueless.
00:25:46Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:48I've never slept with anyone
00:25:50or dated anyone.
00:25:52But I don't care
00:25:54that I'm a virgin.
00:25:56Because when the time is right,
00:25:58it will happen, and it will be on my terms.
00:26:00And I don't care
00:26:02if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me,
00:26:04or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:06Because I like me
00:26:08just the way I am.
00:26:16Putting myself out there?
00:26:18Check.
00:26:20I can't believe I just told everyone on campus
00:26:22that I'm a virgin.
00:26:24Yeah!
00:26:38Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:40Some of you may know me
00:26:42as something of a
00:26:44douche. I'll admit,
00:26:46I've been with a lot of girls, but
00:26:48that's only because before any of you
00:26:50knew me back in high school,
00:26:52someone broke my heart.
00:26:54When I got to college,
00:26:56I slept my way around campus
00:26:58to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:27:00I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:02And I was fine with that.
00:27:06But the other night,
00:27:08everything changed
00:27:10when I met Martha.
00:27:12Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:14You're amazing,
00:27:16and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:18I just, I didn't want to sleep with you
00:27:20because I wanted your first time
00:27:22to be special.
00:27:24And this may sound stupid coming from me, but
00:27:26I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:28I really, really
00:27:30like you, Martha.
00:27:32And I know I don't deserve it, but if you give me
00:27:34one more chance, I... Yes!
00:27:36What was that?
00:27:38I said yes. I will give you
00:27:40one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:50Woo!
00:27:52Woo!
00:27:54Woo!
00:27:56Woo!
00:27:58Woo!
00:28:00Woo!
00:28:02Drew Longhorn,
00:28:04I think you're funny,
00:28:06charming,
00:28:08and secretly sweet.
00:28:10And hot, like so hot.
00:28:12Ah!
00:28:14Woo!
00:28:16Woo!
00:28:18Most of you already know me,
00:28:20but I'm Drew,
00:28:22and
00:28:24I really hate parties.
00:28:26Bro. Yeah, I always get nervous
00:28:28and wind up saying things I don't mean,
00:28:30making out with people
00:28:32I don't like. Bro.
00:28:34But today was different,
00:28:36because today, I met someone
00:28:38I think I actually really do like.
00:28:40So maybe
00:28:42I don't have to go to any more of these
00:28:44stupid parties.
00:28:46I do love drinking, though.
00:28:50Woo!
00:28:52Look, I know you guys think I'm like
00:28:54really mean, or whatever,
00:28:56but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:28:58And if you don't like it,
00:29:00that's your problem.
00:29:02Ah!
00:29:04Woo!
00:29:06Woo!
00:29:08Yeah!
00:29:10Woo!
00:29:12Woo!
00:29:14Woo!
00:29:18So there it is.
00:29:20That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy
00:29:22in school, started dating me,
00:29:24the virgin.
00:29:26But you'll just have to
00:29:28imagine the rest.
00:29:36I wonder
00:29:38if I look different
00:29:40now that I've...
00:29:44Hey, Dad.
00:29:58Hey, Dad.
00:30:00Oh my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:02Did what?
00:30:04You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:30:06Why would you say that?
00:30:08Oh my God, you're glowing.
00:30:10I won all the deeds.
00:30:12I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:14Woo!
00:30:18Where did you get that?
00:30:20I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:22What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:24Yeah, no, Mart, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:26So, how was it?
00:30:28It was nice.
00:30:30Is that his hat?
00:30:32Yeah, it still smells like him, too.
00:30:36Oh my God, you're so in love.
00:30:38Oh, Deb, I have to hop on
00:30:40the study buddy Zoom. I'll call you later.
00:30:42Yeah, not a chance, Mart. You still have two minutes.
00:30:44So, hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:46Fine.
00:30:48It was romantic.
00:30:50I mean, Trevor is an
00:30:52amazing kisser. He does this thing
00:30:54where he kissed along my jawline.
00:30:56Oh my God!
00:30:58Mart, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:31:00The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:02What?
00:31:04The sex wasn't good?
00:31:06It was not the best.
00:31:08In what way?
00:31:10Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor, about his...
00:31:12Yes! God, yes.
00:31:14Sorry. Yes, I know.
00:31:16So it's true?
00:31:18And it was kind of...
00:31:20uncomfortable?
00:31:22Yeah. Honestly, Mart, it's, um...
00:31:24It's pretty uncomfortable
00:31:26for every girl their first time, no matter what their size.
00:31:28I've just been dreaming
00:31:30about this moment
00:31:32for as long as I can remember, and then it just
00:31:34happened.
00:31:36And it didn't feel great.
00:31:38I'm sorry, Mart.
00:31:40I wish they told us that.
00:31:42I wish I told you that!
00:31:44But I'm not lying when I say
00:31:46it does get better, though it just may never
00:31:48get better with Trevor.
00:31:50What do you mean?
00:31:52I mean, you gotta find the right match.
00:31:54Emotionally and physically.
00:31:56And then that's when things
00:31:58start getting real good.
00:32:00What if it wasn't good for him,
00:32:02either?
00:32:04Or it was good for him.
00:32:06What do you know?
00:32:08He gave you his hat!
00:32:10Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts
00:32:12this morning.
00:32:14What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:16Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep,
00:32:18and secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:20It is very scientific.
00:32:22I'm just gonna...
00:32:24keep trying.
00:32:26That's what the article says!
00:32:28I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor
00:32:30until we get it right.
00:32:32Oh, Deb!
00:32:34I gotta go, I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:36Okay, call me later!
00:32:44Oh my god, seriously?
00:32:46You again?
00:32:48You're taking French 401?
00:32:50Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:52French what?
00:32:54French porn. The famous class on French cinema.
00:32:56I mean, it's all about
00:32:58hot French guys
00:33:00and threesomes.
00:33:02I think you're in the wrong class, Tila.
00:33:04This is an advanced history class
00:33:06on the French Revolution.
00:33:08Oh my god.
00:33:10I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:12Bye, Martha!
00:33:14Bye!
00:33:24Hi!
00:33:26I can see you! Hello?
00:33:30Hi!
00:33:32Can you see me?
00:33:34Hello?
00:33:36I can see you.
00:33:38Oh. Is this video?
00:33:40Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:42The class about the French Revolution,
00:33:44not porn!
00:33:46Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:48Sorry, what?
00:33:50It's my first time.
00:33:52Uh, okay.
00:33:54Using Zoom.
00:33:56Right, yes, of course.
00:33:58Still a virgin.
00:34:00What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:02I was just saying that this is not
00:34:04a class on French porn.
00:34:06It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:08Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:34:10What's your major?
00:34:12Chemistry.
00:34:14I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:16Martha.
00:34:20We should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:24So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:28Did you really think he had a small...
00:34:30I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:32I was going to say
00:34:34army.
00:34:36But I can see your mind's on
00:34:38something else today.
00:34:40Oh yeah, sorry.
00:34:42You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:46Do you need to grab that?
00:34:48Actually, uh, apparently it's pretty
00:34:50important, so I might.
00:34:52I'll call you right back.
00:34:54I'll be here waiting.
00:34:56What is so
00:34:58urgent?
00:35:00Mar?
00:35:02Trevor's
00:35:04dead.
00:35:06...
00:35:08...
00:35:10...
00:35:12...
00:35:14...
00:35:16...
00:35:18...
00:35:20...
00:35:22...
00:35:24Hey!
00:35:26How you doing today?
00:35:28Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:30Mar?
00:35:32It's time to take the hat off.
00:35:34I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:36Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:38So, just take it off.
00:35:40And wash it.
00:35:42No.
00:35:44I still can't believe it.
00:35:46There he was, just walking across the street
00:35:48carrying his one-night stand box
00:35:50and then, bam!
00:35:52Hit by a bus.
00:35:54I thought it was a car.
00:35:56I think it was a bus.
00:35:58No, no, no. It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:36:00I still don't know why he was carrying the one-night stand box.
00:36:02I heard that when they found him,
00:36:04he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:06Wonderful! The love of my life
00:36:08died wearing a thong on his face
00:36:10and it wasn't even mine.
00:36:12It's like, I never knew love
00:36:14before Trevor, and now
00:36:16I will never know love again.
00:36:18One sec.
00:36:22Where was I?
00:36:24Oh, yeah. Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:26Do they take nuns if you're
00:36:28almost a virgin?
00:36:30I love you. I do.
00:36:32But enough is enough.
00:36:34I cannot sit here and watch you
00:36:36hollow in despair,
00:36:38okay? Trevor, yes,
00:36:40he's dead, and yes, that's sad,
00:36:42but it is time
00:36:44to move on.
00:36:46I can't move on, Deb. I loved him.
00:36:48You knew him for one week.
00:36:50He has been dead for four.
00:36:52He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:36:54Sorry.
00:36:56That's harsh. It's just that
00:36:58Trevor would want you
00:37:00to be happy, and he would want
00:37:02you to find love.
00:37:04Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:06Hang on one more
00:37:08second.
00:37:10It's Brett. He's going to be late for our
00:37:12study zoom again.
00:37:14Speaking of moving on...
00:37:16Oh, God.
00:37:18No way. Brett is not my choice.
00:37:20What? Of course he is.
00:37:22He's hot. And alive.
00:37:24He's also always late,
00:37:26would rather surf than study,
00:37:28and yet gets straight A's by practically
00:37:30sleeping through class. Okay, so you're just jealous
00:37:32because he's smarter than you?
00:37:34All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:38Ugh. What?
00:37:40Nothing! It's just...
00:37:42This is nice. I've missed
00:37:44you. And I've really
00:37:46missed not telling you about the
00:37:4825 times I had sex with Dream Longhorn.
00:37:5025 times?!
00:37:52Oh, 26, actually.
00:37:54Oh, my God.
00:37:56So, how was the sex?
00:37:58Oh, my God. It's amazing.
00:38:00Really? Remember when I told you
00:38:02that when you meet your match, it gets really good?
00:38:04Well, he is my game, set,
00:38:06match. Tennis!
00:38:08What made the sex so
00:38:10good? Well,
00:38:12he takes direction very well.
00:38:14You give him direction? Of course.
00:38:16Yes! How else is a girl supposed to get
00:38:18what she needs?
00:38:20And, girl, I got what I needed last
00:38:22night! Ugh! Go off!
00:38:24You're blushing! What?
00:38:26No, no, no. But you should be.
00:38:28Why?! Sex is a
00:38:30beautiful thing!
00:38:32What did he do that made it so
00:38:34good? Well,
00:38:36remember how you kissed him at the drink-or-dare
00:38:38party? Yeah, I remember.
00:38:40The night
00:38:42that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:44Yeah. Remember this, like,
00:38:46crazy tongue thing that he did and he licked your whole
00:38:48face off? Mm-hmm.
00:38:50Well, let's just say
00:38:52that works better
00:38:54elsewhere. That was the night
00:38:56that Trevor gave me my first real
00:38:58kiss. The night that
00:39:00forever changed my life.
00:39:02Oh, my God! Martha, stop
00:39:04it! What? Am I just
00:39:06too sad for you? Yeah, actually.
00:39:08You're really sad, Martha, because
00:39:10you know what? I'm your best friend, and all
00:39:12we ever talk about is you. When was the
00:39:14last time we talked about me? Literally
00:39:16just now! I have
00:39:18been sleeping with Drew for a month, and you
00:39:20just heard about it. Because all we ever talk
00:39:22about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor,
00:39:24Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:26He's dead. Trevor Holt. I'm sorry
00:39:28that I'm trying to process the death of
00:39:30my boyfriend. He was
00:39:32not your boyfriend.
00:39:34He was just some guy
00:39:36that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:38You're being a bitch. Good.
00:39:40Bye!
00:39:42What?
00:39:48What do you want?
00:39:50Martha! Oh.
00:39:52Hi, Drew. What do you want? I was
00:39:54just calling to do a little
00:39:56undercover work. Yeah? You know,
00:39:58a little secret detective. Just tell me
00:40:00what you want, Drew. Okay, sorry.
00:40:02I was just wondering
00:40:04what's Deb's favorite color? Oh.
00:40:06Sorry, uh, it's orange.
00:40:08Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:10Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just
00:40:12been having not
00:40:14a great day. That's Trev's
00:40:16hat, isn't it? Yeah.
00:40:18I miss him so much.
00:40:20I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:22Me neither.
00:40:24I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28Trevor's death was my fault. You were
00:40:30there? No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:32He told me that he was
00:40:34really serious about you, and
00:40:36I didn't believe that he'd
00:40:38be serious until he
00:40:40got rid of the one night stand box.
00:40:42We were gonna burn the box
00:40:44together.
00:40:46He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:48Drew, that
00:40:50doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:52That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:54Oh, it feels like it. They say Trevor
00:40:56tried to get out of the way, but
00:40:58his ankle seized up and he
00:41:00couldn't move.
00:41:02Stupid old injury.
00:41:04Sorry, what injury?
00:41:06Well, Trevor hurt his ankle
00:41:08during football. Really?
00:41:10Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks
00:41:12before he died. You didn't know that?
00:41:14I didn't know him then. What?
00:41:16I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:18We met the week before he died.
00:41:20What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:22Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:24So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:26Trevor had a twin? Yeah.
00:41:28Taylor. Super hot.
00:41:30She goes to school here, too.
00:41:32I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:34I'm going to introduce Deb to my family soon, too.
00:41:36Just in case.
00:41:38In case you die?
00:41:40I think we're ready to take the next step.
00:41:42To make it official.
00:41:44That's actually sweet.
00:41:46Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:48Hey, Drew,
00:41:50what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:52The dude loved blue. You know he was almost
00:41:54going to go to Duke just because of school colors?
00:41:56He almost went to Duke?
00:41:58Yeah. I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:00I guess so.
00:42:02Thanks for the intel, Martha.
00:42:04Catch you later.
00:42:10Oh, study buddies!
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:18Hey!
00:42:20Wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:22Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:24No, don't apologize. I've been late
00:42:26a thousand times.
00:42:28It's something I'm working on.
00:42:30You okay?
00:42:32Yeah. Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:34Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:38And then Drew called me and told me that I
00:42:40didn't really know him.
00:42:42Wow. That's dickish.
00:42:44Well, he didn't actually say that.
00:42:46Anyway, he's right.
00:42:48How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:50She thinks I'm wallowing
00:42:52and I need to move on.
00:42:54Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:42:56You know, someone once told me
00:42:58to give you half the amount of time you were in the relationship
00:43:00to get over them.
00:43:02So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:08You're not kidding.
00:43:12I only knew him for a week
00:43:14and we were in a fight for, like, half of that.
00:43:16I'm so confused.
00:43:18And he wasn't even my real boyfriend!
00:43:20I mean, we had sex so he wasn't, like, not my boyfriend.
00:43:22Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:24No, no. This is good. This is good.
00:43:26It all makes more sense now.
00:43:28What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:30No, that you're still processing.
00:43:32You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:34Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:43:36Thanks, Brett.
00:43:38Oh, it's Deb.
00:43:40Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:42Go for it.
00:43:44I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:52Hey, Deb.
00:43:54Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:43:56I owe you a huge apology.
00:43:58Martha? Hello?
00:44:00No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:44:02And you know what? You're right. I barely knew him.
00:44:04Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:06Duke?
00:44:08Ugh.
00:44:10Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend
00:44:12and I promise I will always be here
00:44:14to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:16I should not be listening to this.
00:44:18And I'm sorry, too, Mar.
00:44:20Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:22And then waking up the very next day
00:44:24and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to
00:44:26is dead.
00:44:30Oh my God.
00:44:34Could you hear all of that?
00:44:36Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:38I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:40How about you guys finish up your conversation
00:44:42and then we can pick this up?
00:44:44Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:44:46Oh my God!
00:44:52Hey, Deb.
00:44:54I really can't talk right now.
00:44:56Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow
00:44:58and he's late with his part again.
00:45:00Deb?
00:45:02Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:06Oh my God!
00:45:08Oh my God!
00:45:10You're pregnant?
00:45:12I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:14I peed on it.
00:45:16Oh. I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:18We use so many.
00:45:20We have so much sex
00:45:22and use so many.
00:45:24Well, they do say the effectiveness
00:45:26is only 98%, so this is a fascinating
00:45:28case study. Martha!
00:45:30Sorry. Not being
00:45:32helpful.
00:45:34Are you going to keep it?
00:45:36I don't know. I have so many plans
00:45:38for my career. I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:40Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:42He doesn't know.
00:45:44Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:46I can't. He's taking me to see his parents
00:45:48tonight. He's taking me to see his
00:45:50parents tonight. Eek!
00:45:52He told me they're super traditional
00:45:54and they think Drew's a virgin
00:45:56and they're going to think that I corrupted their son.
00:45:58Okay, Deb. Drew loves
00:46:00you. I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:02And I'm sure his parents will come
00:46:04around too.
00:46:06Oh, that's him. What do I do?
00:46:08You tell the truth!
00:46:10Okay, I'll call you later. Okay.
00:46:12Good luck.
00:46:14Well, hello,
00:46:16my beautiful lady. I require
00:46:18your assistance in selecting the appropriate
00:46:20attire for this evening. What do you think?
00:46:22Blue? Orange?
00:46:24Orange. It matches
00:46:26my dress. Is that new
00:46:28mascara you're wearing? You look
00:46:30smoldering. Um,
00:46:32Drew B.,
00:46:34I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:36Oh, I already know what you're going to say.
00:46:38You do?
00:46:40You're afraid my mom's going to make you eat cheese.
00:46:42Cheese?
00:46:44But don't worry. I already explained the whole
00:46:46veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:48And she totally gets it now.
00:46:50She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:52I love vegan meatloaf!
00:46:54So, are you excited to meet
00:46:56my parents tonight? Because
00:46:58they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:00Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:02Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:04They're not going to be very stoked
00:47:06about me.
00:47:08Are you kidding me?
00:47:10They're going to absolutely love you.
00:47:12This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:14Oh, no.
00:47:16Really? Yeah.
00:47:18Oh, my mom's going to
00:47:20absolutely adore you.
00:47:22Hey, you, my lady,
00:47:24are perfect. Trust me, okay?
00:47:26I'll see you soon.
00:47:34How'd it go? I couldn't
00:47:36tell him. Deb, it's his baby. You have
00:47:38to tell him at some point. Nope.
00:47:40I just gotta make it through tonight
00:47:42because his parents are
00:47:44so excited to meet me, and they won't
00:47:46be able to tell I'm pregnant because
00:47:48I'm just bloated.
00:47:50So, I will tell him when we
00:47:52get home.
00:47:54Oh, it's Brett. We
00:47:56gotta finish this assignment.
00:47:58You got this, Deb!
00:48:00Okay.
00:48:02Got this, got this, got this,
00:48:04got this.
00:48:06Got this.
00:48:28I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:30Drinking on a Tuesday night,
00:48:32huh? Been there, done that.
00:48:34Oh, Tilla,
00:48:36sorry, I thought you were Martha.
00:48:38What? Ew, no.
00:48:40Hey, hey, are you in the
00:48:42Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:44Yes. I knew
00:48:46I recognized it.
00:48:48I peeped there once during a reacher.
00:48:50So,
00:48:52is Drew having a party?
00:48:54I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:48:56Oh, the food's that bad? No,
00:48:58I'm just not feeling very well.
00:49:00Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:02Well, that's no way to
00:49:04treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:06Alright, listen, I need help on
00:49:08our French porn homework.
00:49:10Can we just talk later?
00:49:12You look different.
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:16You look different.
00:49:18What do you mean?
00:49:20Oh my god. What?
00:49:22What? Are you pregnant?
00:49:24No! How can you tell?
00:49:26I have a sixth sense
00:49:28for these kinds of things.
00:49:30Oh my god, do you think his parents know?
00:49:32Oh my god, you haven't told Drew yet,
00:49:34have you?
00:49:36Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:38Yes, fantastic.
00:49:40I am just changing
00:49:42my tampon.
00:49:44Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you
00:49:46some seltzer water. She thinks you look a little
00:49:48flushed. No.
00:49:50Ugh.
00:49:52Was it the meatloaf? No.
00:49:54Drew, babe, I'm just taking
00:49:56a real big poop.
00:49:58Yeah, you just go back into dinner
00:50:00and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:02Uh, okay. Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:04Will do!
00:50:06Say no.
00:50:08She totally knows.
00:50:10Okay, Mrs. Longhorn
00:50:12is oblivious. She thinks all girls
00:50:14are angels. She even called me an angel
00:50:16one time after I threw up a liter
00:50:18of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:20How do I get out of this?
00:50:22Just, uh, go back out there
00:50:24and tell them you were up late studying
00:50:26and you feel like shit, and then
00:50:28go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:32Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:34That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:36No biggie.
00:50:42Are you mad
00:50:44at me, babe?
00:50:46No. Is it because I kissed
00:50:48Martha that one time? I didn't even know you
00:50:50back then. No.
00:50:52Did my parents say something
00:50:54upset you? They ruined everything
00:50:56tonight. No, you didn't, babe.
00:50:58My mom loved you. She said that you're
00:51:00like an angel.
00:51:02If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:04Babe,
00:51:06what are you talking about?
00:51:08Check my purse.
00:51:18Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:24Oh, my God.
00:51:26I'm so sorry.
00:51:28Yeah!
00:51:30Woo! Oh, man!
00:51:32What? I thought you'd be
00:51:34devastated. What about your parents?
00:51:36Devastated?
00:51:38Babe, my mom loves
00:51:40babies.
00:51:42You know what this means, though, right?
00:51:50Deborah Davis.
00:51:52Deborah Davis.
00:51:54Will you...
00:51:56Period! Period!
00:51:58Period! I have my
00:52:00period!
00:52:02Game, set,
00:52:04match!
00:52:16Hey, what's up?
00:52:18What?
00:52:20I have a study sesh planned for us tonight
00:52:22that doesn't include books.
00:52:24Um, how is that studying?
00:52:26You'll see. First, I need you to
00:52:28turn off all of your lights.
00:52:30Uh, what?
00:52:32Just do it. Quick!
00:52:36And then turn on
00:52:38those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:40Why do I get the feeling I'm not gonna learn
00:52:42anything? Martha,
00:52:44a little trust, please.
00:52:46So are you gonna tell me what we're doing
00:52:48or... The History Channel is
00:52:50streaming in a polybiopic, which
00:52:52covers everything in our current chapter.
00:52:54Really? Yeah, and I thought
00:52:56we could watch it together. That actually
00:52:58sounds fun. I'm gonna send you the
00:53:00link. Ooh, I wish
00:53:02I had popcorn or something.
00:53:04Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:06Alright, I'm gonna start it.
00:53:12Oh, wait!
00:53:14Hold on one second.
00:53:18Ugh.
00:53:24Weird! This takeout
00:53:26delivery guy just showed up and I didn't even
00:53:28order anything! I did.
00:53:32What? Yeah.
00:53:34I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us
00:53:36fresh food. Because of Napoleon.
00:53:38Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:40Not to be a downer or anything, but
00:53:42this isn't studying.
00:53:44It's not supposed to be.
00:53:46Huh?
00:53:48It's a date, Martha.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:52Oh, uh,
00:53:54sorry, I'm confused.
00:53:56I've been wanting to ask you out,
00:53:58but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet
00:54:00after Trevor,
00:54:02so I thought I'd act like it was a study
00:54:04thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:06That's actually really sweet.
00:54:08Brett, but
00:54:10this is not gonna work.
00:54:12Why? Are you kidding me?
00:54:14We're study buddies!
00:54:16What's gonna happen if this date doesn't go well
00:54:18and then things get awkward and we get a bad
00:54:20grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:22Okay, if we weren't study buddies,
00:54:24then would you be interested in me?
00:54:28Well,
00:54:30yeah, I guess.
00:54:32Why are you blushing?
00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:36Brett!
00:54:38Look, my motto is to live in the now,
00:54:40so worrying about how this could get awkward in the future
00:54:42is pointless.
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:46And if it does get awkward,
00:54:48I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:50That's a bad choice.
00:54:52I live my life from one awkward moment to the next
00:54:54and I do not recommend it.
00:54:56Well, you should.
00:54:58You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:55:00Uh, such as?
00:55:02Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:04If you're not doing things that scare you,
00:55:06you're not living life.
00:55:08You know what?
00:55:10I guess you have a point.
00:55:12Alright.
00:55:14Let's do this date.
00:55:16Excellent.
00:55:18Bon Appetit.
00:55:20These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:22So,
00:55:24question.
00:55:26If you knew you were going to die
00:55:28in the next 30 days,
00:55:30how would you spend the next month?
00:55:32Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours
00:55:34and then...
00:55:36I'm going to die.
00:55:38Dead? Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:40Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:42Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:44I like plans.
00:55:46I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:48Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:50No.
00:55:52Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:54Yes.
00:55:56But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:55:58Oh no.
00:56:00No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:02I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:04that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first
00:56:08kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:10You know it.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:14If I
00:56:16was going to die in 30 days,
00:56:18I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:20Amazing.
00:56:22I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:24There you go.
00:56:26And I'd find someone
00:56:28to kiss.
00:56:30A lot.
00:56:32You're the best.
00:56:34Kissing's the best.
00:56:36I know.
00:56:38What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:40I guess I'd have to say
00:56:42my sharp edges.
00:56:44What does that mean?
00:56:46My jawline,
00:56:48collarbone,
00:56:50even my fingers.
00:56:52It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:56:54This is embarrassing.
00:56:56No, I think it's sexy.
00:56:58What about you?
00:57:00I like to be kissed.
00:57:02Like in your apartment
00:57:04or walking down the street.
00:57:06The ocean.
00:57:08Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:10It is.
00:57:12Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:14No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:16Right, right.
00:57:18Well, don't is what I was going to say.
00:57:20You don't have to do that.
00:57:22No, no, it's not.
00:57:24Saying it's in your butt crack, it's horrible.
00:57:26Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:30Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:34No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:38Sure it does.
00:57:40Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:42There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:44And that is also not true.
00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:48Great, but I don't want to die
00:57:50only having had sex one time
00:57:52and only kissing two people. That's pathetic.
00:57:54What if you only kissed two people
00:57:56but one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:58:00What if I did only kiss two people
00:58:02and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:04And now he's dead.
00:58:06No, I didn't...
00:58:08Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:10So yeah, I found my guy.
00:58:12We kissed, we had sex, it wasn't even that good.
00:58:14It never is the first time.
00:58:16Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:18And so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses
00:58:20or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:22And you know what?
00:58:24If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorns,
00:58:26I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:30Not even me?
00:58:32I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:36Not even me?
00:58:38Uh...
00:58:54You did this, didn't you?
00:58:56I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58:58The guitarist? Outside my window?
00:59:00Oh, come on.
00:59:02He has a sign that says,
00:59:04For Martha.
00:59:06I called my roommate to play romantic French music
00:59:08but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:12That's really sweet.
00:59:14You know what? I tried, but failed.
00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:18No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:20No, it's okay.
00:59:22We can end this now. I'll call my roommate and we'll be done with it.
00:59:24No, don't.
00:59:26Please.
00:59:28This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:30No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:32Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates
00:59:34and that is fine.
00:59:36But...
00:59:38crying in the middle of it?
00:59:40It's not a good sign.
00:59:44And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.
00:59:46It's not okay.
00:59:52I'm so sorry, Brett.
00:59:54No, don't apologize.
00:59:56No, you planned the sweetest date ever
00:59:58and I brought up my dead boyfriend
01:00:00and cried.
01:00:02Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:04No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:06Because that would mean
01:00:08I don't like you anymore
01:00:10and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:12How is that even possible?
01:00:14Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:16I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking
01:00:18because, let's be honest,
01:00:20you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:24That's not a good thing.
01:00:26Well, I think it is.
01:00:28So...
01:00:30any other surprises?
01:00:32No.
01:00:34That was the last one.
01:00:36Then, while our guitarist is on a break,
01:00:38I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:40Okay, cool.
01:00:42But there's one condition.
01:00:44We have to dance.
01:00:46Like, in our rooms?
01:00:48Or do you want me to come over?
01:00:50No, no, no.
01:00:52Stand up, right here, right now.
01:00:54Dance.
01:00:56Stand up, right here, right now.
01:00:58Dance with me.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:10Wait, hang on.
01:01:12I got the best idea.
01:01:14Ooh!
01:01:26I don't need you.
01:01:28I don't need you.
01:01:30I don't need you.
01:01:32I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you.
01:01:34I don't need you.
01:01:36That was so much fun.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:40I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:42Me neither.
01:01:44Hey, I had a really great time tonight.
01:01:46Like, really great.
01:01:48Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:01:50Martha?
01:01:52Yeah?
01:01:54Oh, yeah? How come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:00I'd like that.
01:02:02Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:14Hey, nerd.
01:02:16Why are you calling me?
01:02:18Well, I heard you and Brett are talking.
01:02:20Or whatever.
01:02:22That is your business. How?
01:02:24Well, there's something you should know.
01:02:26About Brett.
01:02:28What?