Two agency assassins cross blades in an empty bar when they find they're on the same gig. | dG1fR2cySjZvOFM5Y1E
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00:00Hi, you might already know that I'm a director because, well, I'm wearing a scarf.
00:03If you're seeing this video, it means it was suggested to you because, well,
00:06we paid YouTube to make sure that it came up on your feed.
00:09You're seeing my stupid face because, well,
00:11what I really wanted you to see was clips from our new film, Sakazuki.
00:14This film has sword fights.
00:16One guy's got two things.
00:18It's got this chick with some guns.
00:20Slow motion.
00:23Lots of neat, fun stuff like that.
00:25Michael Bay.
00:28I can't show you any of that, unfortunately, though, because YouTube deemed the imagery
00:32negative imagery.
00:34So, um, you're stuck with this.
00:36Welcome to 2025, where the only content that can be promoted is this kind of sh-
00:40I can't show you this footage because YouTube says it's too negative.
00:46So I'll just sing a happy song.
00:50Happy song.
00:51Trust me, it's pretty deep.
00:53And you should go watch the film anyways.
00:56We're all happy.
00:59Trust us, YouTube overlords.
01:01Trust us.