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00:00I want to be healthy forever.
00:03I can't stop the muscle training boom.
00:07Can I really be happy with muscle training?
00:10Macho & B-Body's Confession Special
00:15You guys are so strong!
00:18As expected, you're just training.
00:20What kind of tires do you use for the truck every morning?
00:23300kg tires.
00:26You flip over 300kg tires and say,
00:30Ha ha ha.
00:33That's amazing.
00:34It's the world of manga.
00:36You two are making it up, right?
00:38Yes.
00:39I was surprised to come here.
00:40We're the only ones who...
00:42Excuse me.
00:43What's wrong?
00:44It's a different story.
00:45It's a different story.
00:46No, no, no.
00:47It's like a doctor's stretch.
00:49If you're a doctor, I understand.
00:52Isn't this too much?
00:54There's a lot of people who've never done it before.
00:56Hiroten.
00:59It's all natural.
01:01That's right.
01:02I really like big moves.
01:05There's a big move called Power Move.
01:07Wow.
01:09That's amazing.
01:10That's right.
01:11That's amazing.
01:12It's exciting.
01:14I've been practicing it for a long time.
01:16It naturally became this body.
01:18You're not going to put your back on it?
01:20That's right.
01:21Muscles attached only by braking.
01:24It's beautiful.
01:25It's very beautiful.
01:26How do you play soccer?
01:28Basically, I use my lower body.
01:30I don't use my lower body much.
01:31Really?
01:32I hit my body with my upper body.
01:34I use my upper body for equipment.
01:35I've been practicing my lower body a lot.
01:37I see.
01:39It's not about putting on a big move.
01:41That's right.
01:42I have to put on muscles that move.
01:44You have to put your mouth on your muscles.
01:46That's right.
01:48It's okay.
01:49We've been casted on an official route.
01:54I didn't come here by chance.
01:56Miyahara.
01:57I'm Kanon Miyahara.
01:58Nice to meet you.
02:00Kanon, how old are you?
02:02I'm 28 years old.
02:0328 years old.
02:04You're a round girl.
02:06You're like a scout.
02:08I auditioned and became a round girl.
02:10A year later, I was made to be a pro kickboxer.
02:13You were made to be a kickboxer.
02:15You were made to be a kickboxer.
02:18That's right.
02:27The one who lost.
02:29I'm glad.
02:31It's hard to get the one who lost.
02:34And Takeshi.
02:36I'm Takeshi.
02:37Takeshi Kawabata.
02:39Everyone in your group is training, right?
02:42That's right.
02:43Everyone is training.
02:44I'm in charge of the numbers of all the members.
02:48I see.
02:50I call the members who have a lot of body fat.
02:52I call the members who have a lot of body fat.
02:53I call them to the gym.
02:55I watch them and go home with them.
02:58I take pictures of them eating and send them to me.
03:01You send them to you?
03:02I send them to me.
03:03When you join the group?
03:05I send them to me.
03:06I send them to me.
03:07You're a manager.
03:08I send them to me.
03:09I send them to me.
03:10But I have to do it myself.
03:15That's amazing.
03:18I won a competition.
03:21I won a fitness competition.
03:23That's amazing.
03:24You make your muscles beautiful, right?
03:25That's right.
03:26I make my muscles beautiful and I can move them.
03:28I'm a dancer.
03:30You do your best to make your muscles beautiful.
03:32That's right.
03:33There are many types of muscles.
03:35There are many types.
03:36Front, middle, and rear.
03:40There is a man who shouts,
03:42I'm going to make my muscles beautiful today.
03:45And he shows me how to get out of the bath.
03:49When I train my shoulders,
03:52I get injured at work.
03:54When I train my shoulders,
03:56I can't raise my arms.
03:58Really?
03:59I get injured before I go to bed.
04:02When I do manzai,
04:04I hit Nadal's head.
04:06It's weird.
04:09I can't raise my head.
04:11I can't raise my head.
04:13Hello, Saki Takao.
04:15It's been a long time.
04:18Is this your first time on this show?
04:20That's right.
04:22I only have an awakening today.
04:26Me too.
04:28That's right.
04:29That's right.
04:33I didn't mean to do this.
04:35When I first came here,
04:37I was like this.
04:39I was next to you.
04:41You're young and you're a sportswoman.
04:43You're the best at keeping your posture.
04:45I was so embarrassed that I couldn't talk.
04:48They didn't do anything.
04:50Yanma-san.
04:51Can't I talk?
04:53I can talk.
04:54Yanma-san, you're with Osaru, right?
04:56No, we're separate.
04:58Osaru-san, long time no see.
05:00What's that?
05:01Long time no see.
05:04It's been a long time.
05:06It's been a long time.
05:08Is it popular?
05:10It's a basketball team in Iwate.
05:12It's called Beauty Ambassador.
05:14It's called Beauty.
05:16Why?
05:18Why?
05:22Can I ask your age?
05:24I'm 43.
05:25That's good.
05:27You two are amazing.
05:30No, no, no.
05:32I can't beat Takahiko-senpai.
05:34I'm going to catch up with him.
05:36I'm Beauty.
05:38Why?
05:39I'm Beauty.
05:43Match and B-Body's worries.
05:47I can't wear fluttering clothes.
05:50The score of the in-course was falling.
05:53I'm afraid to touch the floor.
05:55I'm afraid I'll collapse.
05:57I'm going to put on muscle.
06:00Muscle is exploding.
06:02The muscle love of the shy heart is exploding.
06:05I just exercised a little.
06:08Who are you talking to?
06:11It's a secret.
06:13The first theme is
06:15What did you get by training your body or what did you lose?
06:19What did you get by training your body or what did you lose?
06:28I became muscular to make my body strong.
06:36I feel like I'm going to catch a cold.
06:43I lost my immunity and it became easier to catch a cold.
06:49What did you get by training your body or what did you lose?
06:58What did you get by training your body or what did you lose?
07:12Even if you get angry at work.
07:20You can always twist it.
07:26I became mentally strong enough not to care at all.
07:31What did you get by training your body or what did you lose?
07:36It's easy to catch a cold.
07:38It's easy to catch a cold and it lasts a long time.
07:40It's easy to catch a cold and it lasts a long time.
07:42It's easy to catch a cold and it lasts a long time.
07:43It seems that humans do not need to be driven.
07:47If you live normally, you don't have to train that much.
07:51If you live normally, you don't have to train that much.
07:54If you live normally, you don't have to train that much.
07:56I didn't even have a voice.
07:59I participated in a competition last year.
08:02I lost 20kg during the weight loss period.
08:09I lost 18% of my fat.
08:12In the end, I lost 7% of my fat.
08:15I was on the program at that time.
08:18I couldn't hear a word.
08:20You couldn't hear a word?
08:22You couldn't hear a word?
08:24Everyone said,
08:27I was asked,
08:29I was asked,
08:31I was asked,
08:34I was asked,
08:37I was asked,
08:40I was asked,
08:43I was asked,
08:48I was asked,
08:55Thank you very much.
08:58Will the door be open?
08:59Will the door be open?
09:03It's too contracted.
09:07It's too contracted.
09:09I don't know how far I can tighten it.
09:11Because it spins forever.
09:13It always breaks.
09:15Scary.
09:17So I bought an air purifier recently.
09:19There is a tank for it.
09:21The one that you can change water.
09:23I can't tighten it anymore.
09:25Oh, it's already tightened?
09:27Yes.
09:29I don't know when it stopped.
09:31I don't notice it.
09:33If you tighten your scarf, it will be dark.
09:35I think it's completely different from Oida.
09:37You don't know that, do you?
09:39Maybe.
09:41No.
09:43I don't have a bat because I hold it too much.
09:45What do you mean?
09:47I told you.
09:49I don't have a bat.
09:53We don't twist much.
09:55What do you mean by that?
09:57We don't tighten it.
09:59You don't tighten it?
10:01No, I do.
10:03What?
10:05What?
10:07I know what you mean.
10:09I know when it stops.
10:11But I don't know when it spins forever.
10:13Your body is stronger than I thought.
10:15That's right.
10:17So I'm afraid of touching other members.
10:19Really?
10:21I'm afraid that my body will be crushed.
10:23It's like a monster that came down from the mountain.
10:25I'm afraid.
10:27I want to be your friend,
10:29but everyone breaks it.
10:31I'm sorry.
10:33Don't you worry?
10:35When you turn 60 or 70,
10:37you may hurt your back.
10:39But I've already decided
10:41the limits of my life.
10:43How old will you be?
10:45How old will you be?
10:47Can I say this?
10:49Are you that old?
10:51No.
10:53I'm not.
10:55Why are you so erotic?
10:57How old are you?
10:59I'm 22.
11:01I'm sorry.
11:03I'm talking about your age.
11:07Don't say your age.
11:09I'm 22.
11:11I don't know.
11:13Do you want to be like this?
11:15I want to be like this.
11:17Really?
11:19At school,
11:21my friends told me that I was amazing.
11:23I watched videos of amazing people
11:25on my cell phone.
11:27I wondered
11:29why I was so erotic.
11:31You were so erotic.
11:33When I see this,
11:35I feel like running away.
11:37I don't know how to be like this.
11:39I want to go on a diet.
11:41You're an actor, aren't you?
11:43Yes, I am.
11:45People in my agency
11:47told me to wait a little.
11:49I see.
11:51But I don't wait.
11:53You're more empty than an actor.
11:55While we were talking,
11:57I heard that you have a gym
11:59with old men.
12:01Yes, I have a gym.
12:03It's a community gym.
12:05I see.
12:07It's a community gym.
12:09I have a lot of equipment.
12:11I see.
12:13I used to be self-employed.
12:15I was impressed when I went to the gym.
12:17But you're an actor.
12:19You have a lot of equipment.
12:21You can see my muscles.
12:23They don't get bigger
12:25when I exercise.
12:27I see.
12:29Don't underestimate Mr. Sanma.
12:31I don't mean that.
12:33I don't mean that.
12:35I don't mean that.
12:37I don't mean that.
12:39What do you mean by that?
12:41I don't mean that.
12:43Ms. Ayano, please.
12:45Well,
12:47I can't wear fluttering clothes anymore.
12:49I can't wear fluttering clothes anymore.
12:51You look like a girl.
12:53I see.
12:55I'm sorry to say this.
12:57I got married last year.
12:59I see.
13:03I was shocked.
13:05It's a lie.
13:07I mean it.
13:09I mean it.
13:11What is your husband doing?
13:13He is a trainer.
13:15He is a macho, of course.
13:17He is going to wear a wedding dress
13:19next month.
13:21So I'm trying to lose some of my muscles.
13:26If you don't lose them,
13:28your wedding dress won't look good on you.
13:31You'll look like a muscle bride.
13:33You won't lose them in a month, right?
13:36I won't lose them.
13:38I've been doing aerobic exercises all the time.
13:40I've stopped weight training.
13:43You've stopped weight training?
13:45I can't lose them.
13:47To hide my muscles,
13:49he made me a cloak.
13:52I look like a hero.
13:54You look strong.
13:56You look very strong.
13:58You look like an Avenger.
14:02How about a lace sleeve?
14:05Something like that.
14:07That doesn't look good on me.
14:09It doesn't look good on you.
14:12What's wrong with you?
14:14I'm not like you,
14:17but I've been doing weight training.
14:19My abs are getting slimmer.
14:2320 years ago,
14:25I made a photo album.
14:27You advertised it.
14:28Yes, I did.
14:29I thought it would be better to gain weight
14:32than to have slimmer abs.
14:34So I stopped weight training.
14:36I gained 5 kg after eating.
14:39During the photo album?
14:40Yes, during the photo album.
14:42Did you upload the photo album?
14:45Yes, I did.
14:46The wedding dress?
14:47Yes, I did.
14:48I made it myself.
14:52I don't have a lot of muscles.
14:55I trained my back
14:58to make my back look beautiful.
15:00Is that so?
15:01Yes, I didn't put on too much weight.
15:04I put on a lot of weight.
15:06When I put on muscles,
15:08I get lost.
15:09Really?
15:10When I go to a fashion show,
15:12when I walk,
15:14I get more muscles.
15:16It's because I move a lot.
15:18I look like a rough person.
15:20Do people look at you?
15:22People look at me a lot.
15:23If I take a picture,
15:24people look at me.
15:26I want to look cool,
15:28but if I don't,
15:30people think I'm fat.
15:32People think I'm fat
15:34because I don't have muscles.
15:36People think I'm fat
15:38because I don't have muscles.
15:40People think I'm fat
15:42because I don't have muscles.
15:44You don't have clothes, do you?
15:46No, I don't.
15:47You don't have clothes?
15:48When I retire,
15:49I often wear suits.
15:51I often wear suits.
15:53Really?
15:54I can wear a suit
15:56after a month and a half.
15:58I can't wear a suit
16:00after a month and a half.
16:02I'll be a big boy.
16:04Amazing!
16:06I don't have a suit.
16:08I see.
16:10When I went to the dressing room today,
16:12I think it's been a year
16:14since we met,
16:16he was taking off his jacket.
16:18He was taking off his jacket.
16:20He was taking off his jacket.
16:22My pillow?
16:24That's your pillow.
16:26Your pillow?
16:28Your pillow?
16:30It's even bigger than when he was in the military.
16:32Where is it?
16:41He's a bodybuilder.
16:43He's a bodybuilder.
16:44Really?
16:44It's really amazing.
16:46What a nice body.
16:48Normally, when he retires, he has been training for a long time.
16:51That's right.
16:52On the contrary, he doesn't do it anymore.
16:55In a different way, his body gets bigger and he gets fat.
16:58I wanted to rest.
16:59I'm known to be a strong man.
17:01You're a strong man.
17:03I have to ask for it.
17:04You have to ask for it.
17:08What do you have to ask for?
17:10I have to ask for it.
17:12I'll lose weight first.
17:15I'll lose weight.
17:18I think I met him on Valentine's Day.
17:20I've been doing muscle training.
17:22I wonder if this is good for my muscles.
17:26You can eat it.
17:27If it's handmade, I really like it.
17:29I want a salad chicken.
17:35Terada, please.
17:36I started muscle training when I was in the second grade of junior high school.
17:40Did you do it so early?
17:41That's right.
17:42At first, I was self-taught.
17:43I started doing it in the winter of the second grade of junior high school.
17:45Who did you admire?
17:46There was nothing.
17:47At first,
17:48Did you want to do it?
17:49I used to go to a basketball club.
17:53I didn't do anything.
17:55I was still short.
17:57If you're short and have a little body, you'll look big.
18:00My friend praised me for my muscles.
18:03I thought I'd do it because I was praised.
18:08I think I met him on Valentine's Day.
18:10I was in the first and second grade of junior high school.
18:12I was in the third grade of junior high school.
18:14I did it because I was looking forward to it.
18:19You were a celebrity until then.
18:21I was looking forward to it.
18:23Recently, I started muscle training.
18:27I'm happy.
18:29But I don't know if it's good for my muscles.
18:36You don't eat a lot of chocolate.
18:38I don't eat a lot of fat.
18:40It's easy to gain weight.
18:43If you eat too much fat and fat, you'll get fat.
18:47I don't care which one.
18:49There are many kinds of chocolate.
18:52What do you mean?
18:54I'm on a low-fat diet.
18:57There are many kinds of chocolate.
18:59I'm on a ketogenic diet.
19:04I don't care which one.
19:06Chocolate is high in fat.
19:08You don't care if you eat it.
19:11You don't care if you gain weight.
19:14I didn't mean to care.
19:17I started muscle training.
19:19I don't care if I gain weight.
19:21That's amazing.
19:23I didn't mean to care.
19:25What if it's your favorite hand-made chocolate?
19:28What about you?
19:30I'll get it.
19:32You'll get it.
19:33I'll get it.
19:35Your personality is too bad.
19:37I'll get it.
19:39Your favorite is handmade.
19:41I'll get it.
19:43I'm scared.
19:44You'll get it.
19:45You won't eat it.
19:47I want a salad chicken.
19:51That's too much.
19:53I want a protein cookie.
19:58That's too much.
20:00I want a curry curry.
20:10Curry is easy to eat.
20:12It's nutritious.
20:14It's nutritious.
20:16It depends on the food.
20:17It depends on the type of curry.
20:20It depends on what kind of spice you use.
20:24Which one would you like?
20:26It depends on the type of curry.
20:28I like seafood curry.
20:30I like scallops.
20:32I like scallops.
20:34I like seafood curry.
20:36I think seafood curry is good.
20:38I'm a food lover.
20:40I want some beef.
20:42It's delicious.
20:44It's delicious.
20:46It's similar to chocolate.
20:48It's like drinking alcohol.
20:50I do it when I do it.
20:52I do it more than twice the next day.
20:54If you eat chocolate, do you do it twice tomorrow?
20:58That's right.
21:00I'm ready to do it tomorrow.
21:02I feel sorry for you.
21:04I feel sorry for you.
21:06I don't feel sorry for you.
21:08We all feel sorry for you.
21:10I'm sorry.
21:12It's chocolate.
21:14I didn't imagine that.
21:16Recently, when a sports player gave a birthday cake,
21:20the cake went in my mouth.
21:22The cake went in my mouth.
21:24The cake went in my mouth.
21:26Many people don't want to eat it.
21:28Many people don't want to eat it.
21:30If you try to eat it, please avoid it.
21:32If you try to eat it, please avoid it.
21:34It's not poisonous.
21:36It's not poisonous.
21:38It's like KOKORO.
21:40I eat a piece of chocolate before I go for a walk.
21:44Is that okay?
21:45I don't eat breakfast.
21:48If you add carbohydrates or light food before exercising,
21:52it's good for fat burn.
21:54It's not good to eat too much.
21:56Eat a little and take a break.
21:58I think it's better to do aerobic exercise.
22:00That's great.
22:02There are times when you have to eat.
22:04There are times when you have to eat.
22:06I
22:36Oh
23:06I
23:36Know
24:06I
24:36Know
25:06I
25:36Think
26:06He
26:36You know
27:06I
27:36You
28:06Know
28:36I
29:06So
29:36You
30:06Know
30:36You
30:42Know
30:47You
30:57Know
31:06I
31:36Know
32:07You
32:19Know
32:36You
33:06Know
33:36You
34:07You
34:10Gonna buy me a t-bar name over onになれますお気に入り登録も忘れずに
34:15Ichino
34:16お願いしますいやー僕もやっぱり
34:19前ねさっきも言うでみんな声が出なくなったりとか声が出なくなってやっぱネタとかも
34:26ネタまでを影響すんなよそれはもちろんそうやな
34:28ほんまに一番絞ってた時にこのネタをバーって漫才って時に僕が
34:33密着番組のカメラマンっていうネタだったのでなだるに密着するでセリフがなだるさんにとって台本
34:41とはって聞く僕のセリフだったんですけどなんか僕頭回ってなくて
34:46口パクパクなってきてなだるさんにとってハンバーガーとは
34:51ハンバーガー食べたすぎて
34:55なんかハンバーガーが出ちゃったんですよ
34:57でなだるさんにとってハンバーガーとはって言ったらなだるが台本にないセリフなんで
35:03ハンバーガーはまあ安くて美味しいって言ってめっちゃ滑ってたんですよ
35:09セリフのせいだ確かに
35:13なだるが滑ってましたね
35:15なだるが滑った話
35:17滑らせた話
35:19私も試合前に計量があるので是非ご覧くださいってSNSで告知したかったんですけど
35:24ぜひご飯くださいって書いちゃって
35:28食べたすぎて
35:30すごい追い込まれるとそうなるんだ
35:33もうご飯のことで頭がいっぱいだったみたいで
35:35うんうんってうなずいてらっしゃいますけど
35:37いやでもなんかそんなにこう食事制限をめちゃくちゃするお話聞いてて
35:42じゃあ食事制限しないといけないぐらいなんかトレーニング足りてないのかなって思っちゃう
35:47むしろ食べないと足回復しないので
35:49逆なんだ
35:51そうなんですね
35:53だから足りないんじゃないって思っちゃう
35:55何か怒られてます?
35:57違います
35:59怒られる仕事に影響出たらあかんじゃないですか
36:02それはでもポジティブなんで
36:04堂々とはしてるんです
36:06かわいそうやな
36:08レイワルマンの代わりに漫才で怒られてる
36:10そうです
36:12あれ何なんですか
36:14あれね
36:16あれ笑ってまうな
36:18レイワルマンの代言で
36:20僕らこの月後輩のために
36:22出たろうって代言で出たら
36:24レイワルマンの代言に
36:26相応しくないって炎上した
36:29めちゃくちゃです
36:33この月が来るんやったら
36:35TKOが来た方がマシや
36:37そんなわけないやろ
36:39そんなわけないやろ
36:41そんなわけはないやろ
36:43その作りが
36:45山川お願いします
36:47はいお願いします
36:49私の
36:51ビューティーターンですね
36:53私の
36:55主人のお猿っていう
36:58皆知ってるよ
37:00芸人で昔から運動神経も良くて
37:02そう抜群
37:04筋肉もすごくて
37:06元祖筋肉芸人みたいな
37:08位置付けでやらせてもらってたんですけど
37:10私が
37:12結構美ボディみたいなのが
37:14世の中に認知ありがたいことに
37:16してもらいだしてから
37:18筋肉系の
37:20仕事がお猿さんのやつが
37:22激減しちゃったんですよ
37:24山川の方に回った
37:26私に来るようになって
37:28全然措置系のやつが
37:30ゼロになっちゃってわかりやすく
37:32通販番組で
37:34筋肉系の商品
37:36お猿さんがやってたのがいつの間にか
37:38私が担当になってて
37:40私が売ることになった
37:42旦那としてはつらいか
37:44そうなんですよ
37:46そういう感じに
37:48じゃあほんじゃ私より旦那をって言ってあげるよ
37:50電話で
37:52やっぱりあの
37:54私的にももっとさらに
37:56今頑張りの機になんで
37:58ビューティーはちょっといけそうじゃないですか
38:00何言うてんの今
38:02ビューティーは
38:04ビューティーはいけそう?
38:06長いことMCやってるけど
38:08いけそうじゃないねんけど
38:10本当ですか?
38:12えーそうですか
38:14嫌なビューティーとか
38:16何言うてんのちゃんと言うたれよ
38:18一応ね
38:20女性タレントなら先輩にやっぱ
38:22ビューティーになるんですけどたぶん負ける気しないです
38:24えー
38:26みんなおばあちゃん
38:28ちょっとちょっと
38:30私の方がいけいけビューティー
38:32若手がいくんで大丈夫です
38:34グラビアアイドルが話題やった
38:36走りやからな
38:38そうバラードルのね
38:40最近のバラエティーって結構変わってるんですよ
38:42そうなんですか?
38:44やめろよ
38:46えー
38:48マチマチフェンとって
38:50何とかビューティーでいけないですか?
38:52ヨロコビューティーとか
38:54ヨロコビューティー
38:56ビが続くってことですよね
38:58ヨロコビューティー
39:00いただきましょ
39:02ヨロコビューティー
39:04ヨロコビューティー
39:06ヨロコビューティー
39:08次のテーマにいきたいね
39:10じゃレッツゴー
39:12ビューティー
39:14ひそかに傷ついた筋肉に
39:16理解がない人の言動
39:18山口研修男子
39:20柴犬さんの
39:22ひそかに傷ついた筋肉に
39:24理解がない人の言動
39:263
39:284
39:30筋トレに励んでいると
39:326
39:34え?
39:36こっちは受験だっていうのに
39:38パパはいっつも楽しそうで
39:40いいよね
39:42悩みとかなさそうで
39:44きっといらないし
39:46これだこれだ
39:48家族に
39:50能天気だと決めつけられること
39:54埼玉県
39:56河野寿司 松剣さんの
39:58ひそかに傷ついた筋肉に理解がない
40:00人の言動
40:04うまい
40:06筋肉のための食事をしていたら
40:08佐藤おつかれ
40:10先輩何食べてるんですか
40:12弁当
40:14鯖?
40:16茹で卵?
40:18お前鳥の天敵じゃん
40:22変な肩書きをつけて馬鹿にされた
40:26ということで
40:28ひそかに傷ついた筋肉に理解がない
40:30人の言動
40:32あれが今の完璧なの?
40:34僕は玄米とか糖質欲しい派なので
40:36あそこに玄米をつけて欲しいの?
40:38やっぱ筋肉をつけるには
40:40糖質は欲しいので
40:42玄米はあかんの?
40:44でも大丈夫なんですけど
40:46カロリーを抑えれて
40:48栄養価値も高いので
40:50玄米とかのが一石二鳥かな
40:52鶏肉ってみんな言ってるよな
40:54鶏むね肉が一番人気ですね
40:56卵と
40:58黄身とって
41:00白身だけ
41:02黄身食べんの?
41:04そうですねいつもは目玉焼きとかになると
41:06黄身とんの?
41:08全卵1個と卵白が4つとか
41:11その黄身はどうすんの?
41:13その黄身は集めます
41:15一旦
41:17集めて
41:22ココロもお願いします
41:24僕は
41:26筋肉を
41:28皆さんものすごく筋トレされると思うんですけど
41:30この辺はね
41:32中でも
41:34俺筋トレするとすぐ筋肉つくんだよねとか
41:36あんな太くなりたくないんだよ
41:38太くなりたくないんだよとか
41:40言ってらっしゃる方がいるんですけど
41:42だから慣れないんだってっていうのを
41:48厳しいな
41:50すごい痛くて
41:52でも糸井さん引退してからこんなになってんだよ
41:54だからものすごい筋トレをして
41:56ものすごくたくさん食べて
41:58ずっと頑張ってらっしゃるからなるんですけど
42:00だからかちょっと運動しただけで
42:04お前誰に言うてんの?
42:08独立キャラに
42:10ココロくんが
42:12よほど腹立ってんのは
42:14いるんですよ本当に
42:16ちょっとやっただけですぐ腕太くなっちゃうんだよね
42:18って言うんですけど
42:20いや違うんだよな
42:22ならないよね
42:24体質はあるよね
42:26イージーゲイナーハードゲイナーっていう
42:28大きくなりやすい人大きくなりにくい人
42:30っていうのはもちろんありますけど
42:32だから糸井さん一番肉をつけようとしたら何が?
42:34やっぱりもう
42:36積み重ねですよね
42:38やっぱりトレーニングしかない
42:40だからもう足太くなりたくないわよ
42:42みたいな人
42:44なんで女にやるんですか
42:56トレーニングはやっぱり名言でやっぱり
42:58ティッシュを一枚ずつ重ねる作業だっていう風に
43:00言われるんですよ
43:02それぐらい一日だけど
43:04続けていればいつか大きくなる
43:08薄い紙を積み重ねて
43:10いく気持ちでいかなきゃだめなんだ
43:12歩かないかぐらいを続けないと
43:16諦めないでやってたらいつか
43:18でかくなる
43:20それが3ヶ月後とか
43:22っていうのは甘いってことか
43:24始めたての体は
43:263ヶ月本気でやればめちゃくちゃ変わります
43:28逆に
43:303ヶ月かかるってことなの
43:32ちょっとつけるの
43:343ヶ月がワンクールと言われてるので
43:36私の方にもSNSとかでも結構DMが来るんですけど
43:383日で痩せる方法を教えてくれる
43:44そんな甘くないと
43:46ココロくんが言うように
43:48逆にお客さんにもよくいらっしゃるんですけど
43:50バーベルされるとちょっと太くなるの
43:52嫌なんでって言ってくる人とか
43:54自分来てて?
43:56帰ったらいかがですかって
43:58ここまで言いそうになっちゃう
44:02自分に来てて?
44:04そんな簡単なんないから
44:06嫌だとか言うとの
44:08太くなっちゃうのが嫌だとか
44:10そんなにつかないし
44:12いきなりそれができたら私ももうやってるしって話だった
44:16だから言ってることすっごいよくわかる
44:18そんな舐めたもんじゃないと
44:20本当にどれだけ
44:22僕がこの方々になりたくても
44:24あと何年やればなれるんだろう
44:26っていう話なので
44:28ブレーキになれ
44:30ブレーキやろう
44:32ブレーキやったら
44:34芝居でも使えるしブレーキダンスうまかったら
44:36青川村なんかそれでいっぱい仕事やってる
44:38確かにブレーキダンスやってますよね
44:4099もあれだろ
44:42ブレーキの名前からやな
44:4490
44:4690
44:48片手で90
44:50両手になると2000
44:52片手で90
44:54これが90
44:56これが2000
44:582000
45:02言い方かっこいい
45:042000が
45:06これが2000
45:12ビューティーよりはよっぽど流行りそうですけどね
45:14違う
45:16違う
45:18これからお前
45:20よーって言うわ
45:22名前もよーって言え
45:24よー
45:26合わせると2000
45:30早いもん
45:34これでいけるぞ
45:40これも絶対皆さんが経験してることだと思うんですけど
45:42傷つくというか
45:44なんかこう
45:46筋トレにだけさっきもVTRやったんですけど
45:48風当たりが強いというか
45:50世の中に趣味なんていくつでもあるわけじゃないですか
45:52そうやね
45:54筋トレしてる人には絶対
45:56筋トレして何目指してんのとか
46:00筋トレしてどうなりたいのって
46:02なんで筋トレやる人だけ
46:04そんな明確なビジョン持たなきゃいけないんだろう
46:06っていう取り開けが始まる
46:10昔マッチョはよっぽど悪いことをして
46:12潜在意識で嫌われてんのか
46:16なんか筋トレしてる人には
46:18どうなりたいのとか
46:20いや言われますね
46:22私もアクション女優を
46:24目指してるので
46:26そのためにいつでも動けるために筋トレしてるんですけど
46:28宮原かなおはどこ目指してるんだ
46:30キックボクシングで
46:32アクション女優目指してるでええのにな
46:34そうなんですけど
46:36プロキックボクサーになっちゃったりしてるので
46:38宮原かなおはそれよりアクション磨いてほしいとか
46:40お芝居もっとやったほうがいいとか
46:42SNSで結構言われます
46:44SNSでやっぱ言われますよ
46:46僕なんかも筋トレしたときに
46:48話がずれてもお笑い芸人なのに筋トレしてっから
46:50お前つまんないくせにとか
46:52お前普通に筋トレなんかしないで
46:54ネタかけよって
46:56これ訓練する暇があった
46:58みんな勘違いして
47:00筋トレする前からネタ書いたことないんですよ一回も
47:02ネタ書いたことないから
47:04こっちだから
47:06もう言いたいだけなんですよ
47:08西野も言われたりするの
47:10だからネタかけやって言われて
47:12痩せたか知らんけど
47:14お笑い太れや
47:16お笑い太れや
47:18お笑い太れや
47:20それちょっといただき
47:22なんでそっち側
47:24やめてくださいよ
47:26嫌なこと言うの
47:28でも僕引退したんで
47:30もう週末の試合がないんですよ
47:32もちろんな
47:34この間僕犬飼ってるんですけど
47:36ワンちゃんが体調崩して
47:38ドッグ病院行ったら
47:40病院の先生が
47:42僕の体こうやって見て
47:44鍛えてる時間があったらね
47:46って言うんですよ
47:48真夏に
47:50半袖半ズボンで行って
47:52体見てそう鍛えてる時間があったら
47:54ワンちゃんに寄り添ってあげたらね
47:56って言われた時に
47:58そう来るんだみたいな
48:00その時間を
48:02仕事とワンちゃんに
48:04使いなさいと
48:06そういうことありましたよ
48:08そういうイメージなのか
48:10本読んでる人に
48:12あんたそんなに本読んで何目指してんの
48:14言わない言わない
48:16言わないですよ
48:18本読んでどうなりたいの
48:20本読んでみたいな
48:22現役に対して筋トレつけてるから
48:24言われるやろ
48:26何のためにと言って
48:28僕ハンシーにいたんで
48:30ハンシーってやっぱヤジがすごい
48:32先ほど言われたように
48:34筋トレしてる暇あったら
48:36お前ホームラン打て
48:38打ちたくて
48:40つけてんのにな
48:42イコース打てなくなった
48:44イコース打てないから
48:46レースから離れたら
48:48外打てなくなった
48:52やっと上がった
48:54やっとできました
48:56今週のあたる日
48:58どうぞ
49:00今回は
49:02ザランペイジたけちさんの
49:04ちょっと恥ずかしい一言に決定
49:0822位とか
49:10今いくつ
49:12セレベー年齢の話
49:16たけちさんには筋肉が喜びそうなものを
49:18送っておきます
49:22一言体験談大募集
49:24採用された方には賞金53000円
49:26詳しくは番組ホームページまで