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00:00:00CRYING
00:00:03What the flubber!
00:00:05What the flubber! We're playing Octo Dad!
00:00:07Octo Dad Dadliest Catch!
00:00:11We are dad and you are the doctor.
00:00:15So this game is a tale of fatherhood.
00:00:18There's a guy secretly an octopus.
00:00:20He's always late.
00:00:22He's always late. That's not a good reason.
00:00:24I would not marry someone that's always late.
00:00:26Oh no.
00:00:26Wait, I know someone who's always late, you.
00:00:28And good thing you're not marrying me
00:00:33Bro take those freaking oh, oh he blubbed
00:00:38It's like freaking blind deaf mute I really couldn't hear that well
00:00:44Okay, what happened
00:00:46Man, you can hear it clear the table of junk. Oh, you're the arm. Oh, I'm one of the arms
00:00:51You're the other arm. What the flop? Okay, get out of here everything
00:00:55Get out of here cop hairspray. Okay, I can't get that hairspray bro. Can you help me get the hairspray?
00:01:02That's so good. Wait body work. Okay now get it off. Get it off. Oh
00:01:07I
00:01:08Mission equals profit and remove the cushions cushion equals. Do I have to do everything boy boy?
00:01:17We're
00:01:19Butchering and low-key, but it was a much your time
00:01:23Markiplier, hello mirror mirror of despair
00:01:27Mirror on the wall. Who's doc deal octodadliest person of them all. Why are we doing the freaking Harlem shake, bro?
00:01:33I do the flop. Oh
00:01:35Roll you scroll to zoom out
00:01:38Bro, I'm using a Logitech controller. How am I unlocked?
00:01:41Two doors two locks. I know I'm scrolling up scrolling up scrolling up and like the video got it
00:01:47Oh and what's in the mirror? What's in the mirror open it?
00:01:51Got it. Oh
00:01:53Dang wall falls down on my wedding day holding the route right mouse will gradually lift your right leg
00:02:01Okay
00:02:03boom
00:02:04So, you know how to walk casually floats onto space casually grabs a wine glass. I'm gonna get drunk at my wedding
00:02:12Casually ruins the best day of my life, but actually well, we actually should be careful. I remember this movement. This was the one
00:02:19This in my room what just do stuff like this
00:02:22I used to just like see how weird my body couldn't what dude this room is so messy looks like a potato
00:02:31Grab the tie one out of five accomplished. I want to grab all the ties
00:02:37Okay, go out the door casually walks into wedding day ruins everything. Oh, what's this red button do?
00:02:43It's a big red button, oh I shouldn't press this red button casually presses the red button to the room start dancing random dancing
00:02:54Okay, I'm dancing find and wear your tux
00:03:01Hi, you're the Walker isn't this the room yes open and I'll open it and you're the opener
00:03:07That's our tux casually finds perfectly fitted stocks for us in the room
00:03:13Casually grabs it and puts it on and dang. We don't get to see him naked
00:03:17Leaving one Oh naked in a chair room
00:03:20Wait, what?
00:03:25Naked in the chair room
00:03:27Okay, someone like a song me or not aunt me like song by it. I was naked in the chair
00:03:34Naked in the chair room. It has to be heavily auto-tune. Yeah, that's what I want. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
00:03:39There and so we can unlock the door
00:03:43Leave gifts here. Oh, okay. Well, let me just grab this gift and put it over here. I don't
00:03:53Wait, how did it fly backwards like that? Okay. How does the president have a brain of its present here now? Did I say president?
00:04:01Oh
00:04:03Actually breaks the tools, okay, that's actually really bad because apparently he's our God
00:04:07Oh wait bowtie me that formal attire only I am well, guess what? We're wearing a suit and have a bowtie
00:04:13I don't wanna break it seriously
00:04:16Wait doors doors doors. How many doors are needed this way get to the chapel. Oh, wait, wait, stop. Stop freeze
00:04:24People are watching if you make a mess that will get suspicious
00:04:26Martin just okay. Let me let go of everything. I'm gonna retreat
00:04:30So if we make they're gonna be suspicious and they're gonna know that we're an octopus. Yes
00:04:35Wait, actually, you know, let go Martin. Wait, Eddie. What are you doing in here? Oh god
00:04:44Don't throw it in there drop it here
00:04:46Okay, just drop the sign. I'm gonna close the door
00:04:52Let me close this door
00:04:55Dang it. Oh one door closed and now everyone is watching me
00:04:59Okay, come back inside dude. No, we're gonna get there. We need to get walk down the aisle safe
00:05:05safely
00:05:07Forgets how to walk down the hallway. Okay, really good. There's some banana
00:05:10So let me move them out of the way before you step on them, please
00:05:13Let me do my thing
00:05:15Casually does his thing casually moves the banana. Oh
00:05:19Clean. Yeah one more don't get too crazy. What are you the banana God?
00:05:24Okay
00:05:26Since when do octopuses eat banana, I'm gonna put on my glasses and say haters lock out the haters because people think I can't marry
00:05:33This beautiful girl. Oh wait, I have to kiss her bitch that I'm out wait. I
00:05:40Need to get a ring where's the ring? Oh, it's in here for you. Let me just go get my own wedding milady
00:05:46Okay
00:05:48Ring is wait, how did I just fully just reach into there and grab the ring?
00:05:59Put the ring on her wrist like a boss. Oh
00:06:02She doesn't want to get married deal with it
00:06:05Wait, no, that's not right. Did we just beat the game? I think so
00:06:10Do we have and he's actually kind of attractive. I don't know why yes, he has dad energy. It's the
00:06:16One little sack at the back of his head. Yeah. Oh beat it
00:06:20Casually defeats a game in record time. Wait, what are you serious? Yeah, wait, where's my parachute? Oh god, John Murphy's dead
00:06:29Jeff Rosenthal, here we go. Oh god. No, yeah
00:06:36You're hiding something from me you're hiding
00:06:40Watching freaking YouTube, you know what though? It's just such a
00:06:44Guy it's so comforting. It really immerses you. I really feel like I'm here
00:06:49It's like it really is fulfilling a childhood dream. This is what we thought. This is what I wanted to do
00:06:54Yeah, this is we're doing it. Wow. Very good. No, man
00:06:58Come on, no do it
00:07:01Sorry, I just had to stop and smell the roses. Yeah
00:07:052 p.m. You're sleeping until 2 p.m. That's not very dad of you. Yeah worst dad of the year
00:07:11Okay, how do we actually wait did you stop the alarm I just have to go to the kitchen
00:07:14Yeah, go this way Martin grabbing that painting. I'm trying to grab the door brings painting. Oh my god
00:07:19We can't let our kids realize that we're an octopus. Yeah. Hello, honey
00:07:23What's why she's staring at like this intensely though. We're just her dad children are very good at staring. I know aren't they?
00:07:32No
00:07:34Let go get to the kitchen get to the kitchen quick she's suspicious needs sustenance to continue the day
00:07:41Hello, beautiful wife
00:07:43casually
00:07:46Hi, honey, totally not an octopus. I'm just randomly dancing honey, you know, I love doing that early in the morning
00:07:53Okay, maybe people's favorite video or at least favorite video. Okay, make some coffee. I actually don't really make coffee
00:08:00How do you do it? Hmm? Maybe the coffee's made with the coffee machine. Okay, let's put it in there
00:08:04Oh, wait, we need like water
00:08:07Don't play with me wait stop stop
00:08:10I'm holding the coffee
00:08:14That's an awfully hot coffee pot wait, there's a slider at the bottom for suspicion
00:08:21Nice nice nice
00:08:23Okay, let me just drop it. We don't need it right now
00:08:27Casually drops the beans for being freaking wife yapping about
00:08:31Hey wife, I'm making some bean soup here. Yeah coffee grounds, you know that top of it
00:08:37You know coffee is beans. I know that I know that. What do you take me for an octopus?
00:08:43What genre or a class of animals are octopi? I'm trying to think they're cephalopods
00:08:50casually outsmart
00:08:51everybody watching
00:08:53Okay, like a mouse. All right, let me pour the coffee in the mouse. I'm going to work honey. Goodbye
00:08:58Yeah, totally gonna go to work. Wait, I got my foot stuck in a freaking oven
00:09:03Yeah, let go of the oven dude wife. Casually traps me in my house. I'll get chores. Okay, put it on the grill
00:09:10That's your hand
00:09:11Wait, it's me
00:09:21Let him go you had one job
00:09:24Let's put it on the pan it's not caught we're serving it medium rare
00:09:29Birds are so strange. What is she doing? Dude? Help me with the freaking. Yeah food
00:09:34Okay, walk to the burger
00:09:38That was a good one, no, it's even on purpose no walk to the bird to the burger now wait
00:09:48Okay, it's burning casually burns it okay go walk over there give her a burger Oh
00:09:52Wait, hold on. Hold on. Oh, I thought a bird
00:09:56Casually puts tentacles on the grill
00:10:00Let me see if I can get it from underneath here. Oh my god. Also why I can't believe I'm controlling one arm
00:10:07Let me get my composure. Oh
00:10:10Wait, hold on. Hold on
00:10:21Oh
00:10:27Okay, honey, you know how you like it overcooked casually fries my fifth tentacle. Oh, okay. Let's go weed the garden
00:10:36What balls
00:10:39Balls in my face balls bears Battlestar Galactica. Come on
00:10:45It's dick jammed dude. This is impossible. Okay the door door
00:10:51work
00:10:55Okay, huzzah
00:10:59Casually shreds my body in the bits
00:11:04All right, all right, all right, honey, I'm mowing the lawn look honey, I'm casually mowing the lawn. Okay
00:11:14There's a lot more than I expected
00:11:16All right. Let's keep it on the ground. Just keep the tentacles on the ground
00:11:22Nice work my good sir. Okay, we're actually making progress. Okay
00:11:27Actually defies the game physics
00:11:31How's everything so casual
00:11:33We're just some casual dudes. I don't know. Oh wait chop some firewood. How did this thing just shift?
00:11:41Okay, put the next one on I can't you can't I'm not so bad I don't know the grip control it's okay
00:11:48You're doing like
00:11:49Lords work right now getting the feet working because I was a foot fetish if you had a foot better than your husband
00:11:56Was the octopus you are in?
00:11:59Because everything's a foot. There's like a lot of foot. Yeah, you know, what would feel really good though
00:12:03Talk is that the suction the hickeys that you would get from his suction? Oh my god. You'd be a good kisser
00:12:09I need you to foot
00:12:11Foot work one. I need you to do foot things
00:12:16Wait, that's not what I meant. Okay
00:12:21Nobody clipped that okay
00:12:24Did they have clips? I want to add those. Can we have those sound effects that goes quack?
00:12:28Yes, I love those ones quack. Well, like when we swear just quack. Yes. Yes
00:12:32I like that or like in the best of PewDiePie moments. He would use it to like segue from clip to clip
00:12:38Quack weed the garden again. Well, it's already done though
00:12:42What did we miss is that maybe we chopped the the flowers oh
00:12:48Wait, what? Oh, what?
00:12:51Mo it we're just supposed to pluck it. Dang it. Sorry, honey
00:12:54You know, sometimes I forget how to do things simply gardens as a cephalopod
00:13:00Okay, we got it. What do we unlock a birdhouse? Okay. Watch this. Oh god. I'm stumbling across all the balls balls
00:13:08Balls in my mouth casually puts everyone's balls in my mouth. Wait, no, not everybody every sport
00:13:15Okay, here we go. It's gonna hang it up and casually likes the smell of balls in my mouth
00:13:22Who is this chef dinko bird stop the chef. Oh, let's throw gnomes at him
00:13:30Leave me a gnome not that gnome not that gnome
00:13:35casually
00:13:38He's the boss, he's the final boss
00:13:42Nice who even was he and why would he do that? He's the chef
00:13:46Wait, that wants to eat us. Oh my god. He knows we're an octopus
00:13:51He's the only one in the neighborhood a
00:13:55Blubber of confuseness. Anyway, I have a surprise for the whole family a free trip to the aquarium
00:14:04No, girl, come on you've been married
00:14:07Married for how long honey? We're not supposed to go to the aquarium
00:14:11article for the paper
00:14:14Exception this time. Oh, she already knows
00:14:19That makes it more suspicious though to be that scared of the aquarium we need to go to the grocery store
00:14:25we need things like
00:14:27cereal for the kids
00:14:31We need so casually jumps over it. Oh, they're gonna go without him. We're all going to the grocery store
00:14:38Oh
00:14:39He's cute. Come on. I don't know something's off about all this. I
00:14:44Think she knows deep down. No, it's something bigger wide picture. So they're pushing something. What are they pushing?
00:14:50The game is pushing something. See look at this me. I immediately knew it. How did I smell vegans?
00:14:54How do I sense propaganda?
00:14:57Vegan propaganda Wow meat casually slaps pervert in the nuts. Hello. Boom. You get slapped. Oh god
00:15:05Okay, this is very suspicious of slapping. Ooh, wait, let's hop on this thing. This is awesome
00:15:10I didn't even think they had these at stores
00:15:12Grab it with the other arm. Oh, you've got to figure out how to use the other arm
00:15:15geez Louise
00:15:18Okay, now our feet are getting crushed by the freaking Segway casually self mutilates in the grocery store
00:15:25Perfect. They see me rolling. Ah
00:15:29Do we even need this thing? No
00:15:31Let's get out of here frozen pizza right there right there
00:15:35Almost missed it. Dude. I love frozen pizza. I don't
00:15:40Come on, open it does dance in front of the pizza pizza gods. Give me pizza
00:15:46The pizza gods, please shine upon me and open the door so I can get more pizza. Wait, maybe the out-of-order door. Oh
00:15:53Yeah, sure
00:15:56Listen to yourself our freezer section is all frozen
00:16:02But we're sure at least perfect freezer door is working. Oh, so we have to go in there and just freaking know what a mess
00:16:11Whoa crash chill out bro, we're gonna go get it ourselves
00:16:14Actually crashes out in the dairy. I'm okay casually crawls through the freaking freezer. Oh my god
00:16:19This is the benefit of being we got to go up there
00:16:21You know octopuses can fit through your butthole. You give him a chance. What I heard
00:16:27Seriously, dude, we should just freaking what's it called mid busted
00:16:32Casually lets a cephalopod in my sphincter. Okay. Awesome. Wow
00:16:36Hey mom, don't take a picture of me
00:16:40Honey, yeah, I'm in the freezer
00:16:43Look at that leg. It just keeps just jorking it
00:16:47Honey, I'm jorking it in the freezer
00:16:50Honey, yes, I'm
00:16:53Put the cephalods in the freezer
00:16:56The slushy noobs did oh, okay
00:17:02No, no
00:17:04What this is harder? Yeah. Whoa, never mind
00:17:08Holy cow. Whoa. Yeah. Oh god, it's not gonna work. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god and
00:17:14boom pizza acquired
00:17:18Dun-dun-dun-dun
00:17:20Deeper dish I like that
00:17:22Okay, get Tommy cereal. Tommy wants some as if I didn't make a scene right there. Jeez Louise
00:17:29Tommy oh, sorry. Sorry. Wait, look at that freaking. What is that a robot? Yeah, it's like oh
00:17:37That's just not gonna work nobody steals you when they look over there famous last bird
00:17:43Oh, let me take everything in your cart, please. Oh
00:17:45Martin are you doing? Oh, we have to wait till she's not looking. Is that what it is? Yeah
00:17:51Got a nice Oh
00:17:53Mango sodas up there. Okay, try not to make a scene try not to make a scene
00:17:57This is gonna be insane. Maybe for a big party. Wait
00:18:01Wait, wait, wait, is there an easier way to do this? No, look at it. It's Beckham's. I don't know what
00:18:08Tom's uh, I'm not sure about this someone called. Oh
00:18:12My god, it's like the king. It's like a King Kong reference casually spreads off the pussy on the wall casually spills all the root beer
00:18:23One root beer, please
00:18:26Boom perfect rabbit. Oh my god. Come on. It's right there. No, who's that in there? My arm is look
00:18:35What is this mango Rogel, okay now we jump whoa, dude, we're too smooth
00:18:42Celebrating inquiring locate the perfect Apple. Oh, this is your shit. You're the freaking Apple guy. Oh, I think it's the one with the green
00:18:51Just slipping on all the bananas. Oh
00:18:55No, sorry didn't want that one I want
00:19:00Man, this is so embarrassing, dude
00:19:02Okay, how is this suspicion not like the highest?
00:19:06Got it, man. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's all you have to do
00:19:10You should be yeah, I should be good at it. Yeah, you're right
00:19:13more chocolate milk
00:19:17It's not dumb chocolate milk is good for you
00:19:20Chocolate I was always told it was like really good for you. Is it good for you?
00:19:23I mean the milk bar maybe I'm about chocolate, but the chocolate milk was like big life is short, you know
00:19:31That doesn't look like chocolate milk to me wait mine distracted by mine
00:19:36I
00:19:38Sorry, don't mind me. I just like mining and crafting
00:19:42Okay, this is not where the chocolate cheese. Oh, it's at the back
00:19:55Oh my hands tell me this is not that suspicious. Come on hand is coming through
00:19:58I'm supposed through with his first contribution with his hand get a sushi sample. Boom done
00:20:02Dude easiest grocery trip ever. Oh
00:20:07Sorry lady don't run over my wait. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, we can do this. Yeah, this I feel like this is not allowed
00:20:14Oh, oh god. Look
00:20:18You moderately prized who do you think you're talking to throw the meat down?
00:20:22Obstacles try giving you walk. I got a freaking do this gets in the butcher shop
00:20:28Who put these bananas here?
00:20:30The chef did this is all pre-planned
00:20:32There's an ambush. It was a setup. Oh
00:20:36Why would we eat sushi? Isn't that against her off the sticky floor? Oh god
00:20:43Wait, I didn't even do anything. Yeah
00:20:48That's gotta hurt oh we have to actually check out but casually self-check
00:20:56Honey oh
00:21:02Oh
00:21:05Perfect that's not how it was the way we bagged that though
00:21:19Aquarium is where we're from why double-face palm wife is who we love do a triple face palm
00:21:27I
00:21:30Attempted a offer quadruple, but I think we made the point when I get quadruple face palm face
00:21:39This is weird, this is weird
00:21:41She's doing this to see how we would act. It's a test
00:21:44He's not a fish. She's suspicious that we're
00:21:48They serve octopus here
00:21:50Aquarium, honey, are you? All right? What has got you so spooked?
00:21:57Okay, I'll just have to add that to the list of questions
00:22:01Don't worry. We're here for you. That's who I need. I need someone and does she not feel the suction?
00:22:06Yeah, that's why she married him
00:22:09dingus casually sucks are going to death
00:22:12Sorry, okay, we got a coupon
00:22:15Casually delivers coupon. Oh my god. We have to go to the freaking ticket
00:22:20Whoa, whoa, skipping line is not it's very suspicious very suspicious
00:22:26How will they know one ticket for fish
00:22:32Thank you, and let me take all your money
00:22:41Fishy you always say that sir. That's probably they're gonna be extra suspicious
00:22:48Oh
00:22:56They just they're just on site they fire what were they doing? I think that's been the whole game people just fired at us
00:23:02Okay, let's look at the map. Can we press any buttons? Would this do anything go through the turnstile?
00:23:06I would probably go through the gift shop
00:23:09Yeah, a gift shop first. Okay, we just can't knock anything over else. We're really careful careful
00:23:15I
00:23:16Remember you're the fuck guy. Okay. I'm the foot guy. They got a lot of speed
00:23:19Oh tickets gonna put the ticket in the turn in the ticket thing. Of course forgets how tickets work
00:23:25casually
00:23:27Okay goes in the turnstile simple one foot in front of the other or should I say out and tickle?
00:23:32Oh, sorry, honey. Let me go first. Oh
00:23:38Oh my god, wait, we're actually stuck. No, no, don't say that. Oh my god. Our head was stuck our balls
00:23:43I could wait this guy's crazy. Come on. This guy's the crazy guy. Yeah, let's go this way
00:23:50Arcade arcades find Stacey Tommy and Scarlett. I think I just saw one going here. Okay, really?
00:24:05No, let's not talk let's do more than talk honey before we start saying anything, let me pump it up real quick
00:24:14Yeah, yeah, I'm listening I'm listening yeah, totally. Holy crap. We're really good at this
00:24:20Cuz we're in tandem. You have to get seven gifts. You have to play every game. Well, let's get the prize put the prize
00:24:29Here, honey. Hold that. Yeah, what is this? Pull pull pull pull? Wait, hang on. I don't like him. Okay, I'm not letting go
00:24:36And nice
00:24:39Oh
00:24:41Some an anaconda prize gives prize to Scarlett here casually gets on one knees in renews box. Oh basketball
00:24:52Basketball get six basketball basketball
00:25:01I think you're going for the money. Oh
00:25:04Oh wait suspicion suspicion suspicion. Yeah, that guy's cheating. That is really suspicious
00:25:08But that's not suspicious cuz we're an octopus. You still got a foot in the door. Actually references a metaphor
00:25:15You would think an octopus would be really good at backs. I
00:25:18Can't say basketball
00:25:21No, no, no, no, no, come on. Everyone's gonna make fun of me because I can't say blast
00:25:27I'm not clip farming clip farmer. I really can't say basketball. Oh, we just the weenies on the basketball. I mean basketball boys
00:25:36No, I mean that girl were they have no glizzy
00:25:39We're the same. I really can't pronounce it. Sometimes she word and world are really I should have met with Zelensky
00:25:44She should have been our actual representative if aliens come she's
00:25:49This dude staring at us because he probably just wants to play us an air hockey. Yeah, or just kiss our wife
00:25:55The tank has sprung a leak my hands are full. Why don't you try to fix that? Why would we do what?
00:26:00Why was she you need to evacuate
00:26:03Literally, bro, the fact that she sees us as a man who would do that
00:26:06I'm actually a little bit flattered in a weird way. I want my wife to think I can do anything in the world
00:26:12The meteors coming. It's like can you take care of it? Oh
00:26:17Shoot
00:26:19What we're using the prize that I don't want them anyway, she said
00:26:24Dude, I don't like her. No, I think our marriage is failing. There's just unnecessary tension. It's all about that tension
00:26:30Tension is good. Sometimes you don't want to feel only if it's sexual
00:26:38I know I'm we're getting bit by piranhas. Oh closer just a bit closer
00:26:45Successfully
00:26:49Okay, leave the Amazon let's get out of here
00:26:52Exhibit the worst place and worst family. I've ever seen
00:26:55Hey our family wanna play this guy near hockey. Wait, who's that? It's like our child. Let me let me beat him
00:27:02Yeah, we're gonna get smoked
00:27:04What I'm leaving the Amazon, bro
00:27:08You are now entering the deep ocean
00:27:12Home to many strange and mysterious creatures. I
00:27:17Think it is a witness to their world. Oh
00:27:21Oh my god, it's freaking Stacey bro daughter
00:27:25Is it Stacy? It is predators seek out the phosphorescent glow of stand to start
00:27:31Oh god, it's gonna be one of those. Okay one put another darkness. I
00:27:36Bet you don't are you good at controlling legs? Yeah
00:27:40My god, what is that?
00:27:42Oh
00:27:49Holy cow, that's fine. I got it. I got it. I think I can touch it with my arm
00:28:00How do gamers do this they're just really good there's probably octave dad speedrunners
00:28:08Hunter you have what it is
00:28:12Lead Stacey through the jellies. Okay, come on Stacey
00:28:17Stacey I'm stuck a little bit Stacey. She's from she's like pinning us
00:28:21Stacey hate her
00:28:23I'm scared. She's like not letting us like anxious as hell dude. This is making me anxious
00:28:27Why cuz we're stuck claustrophobic you have that so I can't look I'm having trouble even looking at this on here
00:28:33Oh, no, it's nice. I knocked her out with the brick. Okay, get her again. Get her again. Okay. Yes. No, okay
00:28:40She's freaking gone bars, okay, I really pinch his dad's leader on the
00:28:44Escalator run. This girl is crazy. I know I didn't knock her out with the freaking shake lamp
00:28:51Are you scared? Why is she scared?
00:28:55What the freak is that okay, it's the dead end wait this way
00:28:59Right here right here right here. Oh
00:29:02Holy freaking out. Okay this way this way Stacy. No
00:29:06Oh God Stacy right into the
00:29:11Here
00:29:15To distract me to the girl. Oh my god. She's on our team. I love her. Yeah, she's always she's always
00:29:21Feel bad that we even look better than that plans
00:29:23We have to get up there and stop it for her to come up a dad stops at no end. Holy crap
00:29:29We're so dad's can relate if you're a dad watching actually, please comment something. Yeah, honestly
00:29:34I would love to hear that. Oh my god
00:29:39Easy casually escalates casually escalates the situation. Oh
00:29:47That was cold, that was so good. Thank you. Yeah, thank you for visiting the deep ocean. Oh, thank you
00:29:54markiplier
00:29:56Cookie King mr. Face time call. Oh
00:29:59She was with fruit. He's live with fruit snacks. He was
00:30:04Cookie what's up, man?
00:30:08What's up guys, wait, this is live right now
00:30:14Bro
00:30:15Tell us you're supposed to tell us that you're live. That's what content creators do seriously, dude. No, no
00:30:21No, we're just kidding. We're kidding dude. Guess what? We're playing. Guess what? We're playing fruit snacks. Do you know this game?
00:30:26It's
00:30:29Octodad chat comment down below if you know octodad. Hey comment down below. Do you like Cookie King or fruit snacks more?
00:30:37What are you guys gonna get up to you guys have a good stream planned
00:30:43Bro casually rides a horse
00:30:48No, he's not shocked seriously rose send a hundred bits
00:30:52Oh
00:30:54Damn
00:30:57Behold the world of kelp. Haha. My doctor kill
00:31:07Nice that's good. Let's go. Let's learn. Oh my god. Learn sign learn about the world
00:31:14Oh play the globe game. Okay, play the globe game. See that three times
00:31:19Oh
00:31:20Wait, there was a blinking dot. Okay blinking dot so spin it so that he can see that I'm trying to remember how you
00:31:26I'm trying to focus there. There's a blinking dot blinking dot spotted
00:31:31Bring it in bring it in
00:31:36Huzzah
00:31:39At colonia, we got to find a colonia way we can actually learn something right now. Oh, yeah, there it is
00:31:44I see it. You got to get a score a good score. Oh got it
00:31:47Got it. I swear I did another one another one India find Indiana, but it Lenoria they're making stuff
00:31:53These are real places in the world. No, I don't know as much as I thought in you dude. We're gonna lose it
00:31:58Why is it moving?
00:31:59Can you even lose this?
00:32:01Get that. Oh, no. Oh
00:32:04No, get it. Get it. Get it. Oh, I got I got it. Next one. Next one. Oh, are you doing anything?
00:32:10I can't I'm trying to figure out if you're actually helping. Yeah
00:32:13Whoa get it. No, I'm not even doing anything with my hands. It's all your hand. I don't trying to like spin it back
00:32:20Oh down here. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on cowboy. Boom. Can you grab it if I spin it back down here?
00:32:24Yeah, my hands up there. You see my hand you see my end. It's coming
00:32:28Just holding it you go you go I'm holding a mold. I'm holding it out. No, okay
00:32:34Touch it. Why is it so hard to touch touch? Oh
00:32:38Martin got it somehow. Okay, not that one. You got that one. Whoa
00:32:43Wait one more. Oh, okay. Boom. Got it. Thanks one
00:32:53Okay, kelp 145 kelp we got for that I don't even know what the game was what was the point of that I thought we're
00:33:00Saving our children. Are we going down the slide?
00:33:02dare I
00:33:03Okay, wait, there's kids down here. Okay, go. Whoa
00:33:08I
00:33:11Awesome forgot I don't think we were supposed to go this way. It's like glitching
00:33:16Wait, oh, yeah, I don't think so. There was another door. We fully could have walked in
00:33:20Oh, no, you you always go with your son
00:33:22That's true
00:33:23actually
00:33:23Once I went to an aquarium with my dad and I ran and ran and ran and then he caught me and pinch me by
00:33:28My ear so hard really one time. I went in a crayon jumped and swam into fishes. Oh
00:33:33No, you didn't nobody believes that
00:33:37Get a male and female sport into each seafloor soil plot
00:33:42Hell, whoa, our son is crazy
00:33:46What the hell? Okay, he's doing this. No you we are as a team nice
00:33:53Okay, he's doing all of it that was oh wait, I was done stop we messed up
00:33:57There's no way to get that over. Oh, you have to look you have to maybe if you let go
00:34:01No, you have to like bring it with that like that. I don't think so. No. No you like you you float it like that
00:34:06Oh, I see. Okay. Wow. Okay. Here we go. Follow follow follow it. Nice
00:34:12Didn't do anything. Okay
00:34:14No
00:34:16blue
00:34:17Whoa, okay. Oh, that's a good one. Maybe overshot that one. Okay
00:34:22How many more left you gotta have a blue and a green so they mate? Yeah. Okay blues coming up
00:34:28I promise blue blue blue blue blue get that blue in there. Yeah. Yes. Oh, that's gonna even help us more
00:34:33Okay, it's like a backboard, yeah, why are you all the way over there I'm getting stuff on a spore Oh
00:34:40Money money shot literally and actually made it kelp. Yeah
00:34:45I'll kill take a tilt a quiz. Oh now you're just bad. Don't mind if I do also
00:34:51Whoa, I think you could have just dunked it. Wait, that's not it. That's the tilted
00:34:57Sure, go on the wheel. We've got to go on the wheel dad
00:34:59I feel like we're doing some kind of humiliation ritual like it. There's no one else doing this
00:35:03So I really you want to know something actually being a father. That's basically what it is
00:35:06It's a humiliation ritual to make your children smile feel good about themselves and make an income for them
00:35:12So it actually makes you feel like that makes me miss my dad. Yeah, call your dad if you have a chance
00:35:18This is your dad right now without you calling
00:35:21We have to do here climb up to touch the top of the kelp to find out, okay
00:35:26Whoa, hey, someone get me down from here. Wait, did we do the job? Yeah. Yeah
00:35:31Whoa? Whoa?
00:35:33So that was not funny for you son. So how about this? How about this son? Is this funny?
00:35:37This is what you want it on. Look what your dad's doing. Oh, oh
00:35:40My god, what is this thing that we're even?
00:35:44Our we're still eating a quiz right now. Take the tilt the quiz. It's probably back there. Yeah, it's this thing
00:35:51To the ground tilt the slider to find out. Oh, oh, okay. Just it's kind of odd. I already know the answer is a beast
00:35:58Beast. Yeah
00:36:01Hope fast the hold fast
00:36:06Okay, please tell me more do we get actually kind of like this? Yeah. Okay. What's the next one? Oh, what just one?
00:36:15That was like I was actually ready to learn I was primed and ready that's and a lot of kids go
00:36:21I felt that before just being ready to learn and you just get it shut down
00:36:24That's what I'm saying. A lot of kids have that and unfortunately learn enough. Wow, that is a detrimental thing
00:36:29Oh, we go with our kid. Whoa. Whoa move a kid. I just witnessed something crazy pushed us our child
00:36:35He pushed a kid. Yeah kid be kid
00:36:41Grab the otters hand grab the otters hand which one the right one or the otter one
00:36:44Oh
00:36:49Block the urchins block the urchins they're gonna come in boom. Our son is insane, bro
00:36:54Bro, oh my god, dude. He's got a rocket on him, dude
00:36:58He's getting hit in the head that goalie from that video. He's getting hit in the head over and over. Oh, what was his name?
00:37:03They don't know. I don't know like Simon this way the wall
00:37:08Enjoy the urchin pool. Enjoy your mom boy
00:37:15God a jungle gym. How'd you even get there? So fast son son get down
00:37:25Wait, whoa
00:37:27Look at this. Oh, no. No, no, just hold on. Nice
00:37:31Just like that a little bit more
00:37:33Okay, well done here
00:37:35Which was easier
00:37:42Okay, wait, no, we don't want to go up here though we can't we got to go across this bridge I can do
00:37:50No, oh god
00:37:55It's embarrassing for your kid to see you bro, listen to that with your eyes closed guys
00:38:01Remember I'm just an arm grab it grab it grab it. I'm just the arm. Nice. That's all I need right now
00:38:05Okay, go across the bridge. Go across the bridge. Go across the bridge. Oh, wow. Oh
00:38:10Wow, go go go climb climb climb. Oh
00:38:15Fine how do we climb climb? Come on figure it out. Oh
00:38:18Whoa, come on, figure it out. Use your brain. Okay up grab. Oh, I throw that off because we don't want that
00:38:25Hey, I'm coming up. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm using my arm to do something. Not really sure though
00:38:31I'm up here. Grab that. Whoa, Maureen. Nice. How I don't know how but something it just happened. Okay. Whoa
00:38:39How are you doing that? I think I'm putting my hand up and bringing it down
00:38:42I'm gonna just jump up sink up with me down up down
00:38:48down up down up
00:38:52Come on now we climb now we climb. Okay again down
00:38:57Up down, you're going side to side. Okay now I'm doing something down up down
00:39:05down up down
00:39:08Walk walk. Nice. I'm walking on the next one. We're on the next one. Okay, why is my hand stuck? Oh, no
00:39:17Yeah, yes. Okay ready? Okay. Oh
00:39:20Okay, let's get on get into formation. Okay, no formation needed
00:39:27I'm gonna reach for that reach for the stars. Why don't you?
00:39:31Come on, dude, bring that leg up. I'm trying my legs done. Oh
00:39:36Hums up. Oh, I got it. Whoa. Whoa, just me again. Let go let go in world
00:39:44Okay down up whatever what though I don't know what we just levitated when is a young like a ghost wait
00:39:50What just happened? Okay died
00:39:52Let go let go careful careful careful care about this kid. Let's get out of here, son
00:39:58Okay, look what your dad just did for you. Give us a hand son. I know this is not
00:40:02What son grab my tentacle grab my tentacle. This is not funny. Wait, why is there son? So freaking why is he an asshole?
00:40:09He is why am I the asshole son edition? All right, ready? Go go go go
00:40:23Or buying kelp merchandise on your way out. All right, let's get out of here. Let's get out of the world
00:40:31Sorry, I'm just feeling my way through here and have a shirt for the way out
00:40:35Just act not black not black not this on we just stole a shirt from the gift shop. Is that suspicious?
00:40:40Don't be suspicious. Don't don't be suspicious
00:40:45Wait, no
00:40:47Wait sharks, someone's gonna push her in there. It's gonna be the chef. I bet
00:40:51Meet Scarlett on the tank. Okay, go up. Scarlett is such a wife name. I know Wow, what a wife name
00:40:57I want a wife name, bro. You're just thinking of Scarlett Johansson, aren't you? Oh
00:41:01Scarjo, I call her Scarjo. Yeah, I'm just happy when I seen those like scientists with the laser eyes. That was trouble
00:41:07I was a marine biologist. Yeah, that's a scary dude
00:41:09Did you ever have all like all the girls in your school want to be a marine biologist? What's up with that? Me too, though
00:41:14What's up with that? You want it to be? Yeah, but I didn't realize a too many people want it and not enough people need it
00:41:21There's actually not is there a need for marine biology? I don't think so. It's like firefighters, you know, they have too many firefighters
00:41:29Wait, he's actually gonna murder us. I hate you
00:41:33Get him now. Oh god, we're naked. We're naked. Oh
00:41:39Oh, oh
00:41:40Really sad. Oh my god. He's been revealed. So why are you gonna like wait? Our wife is seeing us naked
00:41:52But that had to feel oh that has to
00:41:59Wait sharks wouldn't eat us right we can actually octopuses are really strong. They can kill sharks
00:42:03You're thinking of the giant squid who only lives in deep. We're pretty big. Wait, I hope I get to control them in the water
00:42:09Oh, oh, he's remembering his days in the water. Wait. Oh my god. Oh, it's his origin story
00:42:19Boy this is awesome Wow
00:42:21Get inside a detective a little joke keeps me up that extra 17 hours. Why is the find to pick me out?
00:42:28We need coffee. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. I'm gonna reach for that and reach for that. Give me that
00:42:33Got it. Hey, hey, where'd my coffee go?
00:42:37My sorry that
00:42:41Get inside. Okay, we should sing the sea shanties. Here. We are on a sailboat. Yes
00:42:48Some would say that we are the goat let go of the flow
00:42:53Can I go on the floor?
00:42:56Let go of everything that one isn't holding you up. Oh that cup away
00:43:00So that come to get on the stairs put it to the side. Give me the burger with the X a little bit of fries
00:43:06Put it in my mouth put it in my I feel like the food is taking over my life. Whoa, I'm coming up with something
00:43:15Damn you actually cooked. Come on. What is this the worst? Yes. Yeah, how'd you do that one step after do that again?
00:43:22one two three
00:43:25four five
00:43:27Come on
00:43:29One two, three, four five. Give me some more
00:43:32Not one two, three four, give me some more three four five six
00:43:37Let's pick up six
00:43:39Seven eight nine ten. Let's do it again
00:43:42So all we did was pick up sticks. Let's do it again. Come on
00:43:48Okay, no, it's okay it's okay Martin don't stress yourself out. Okay, look
00:43:52One you don't even need me. You don't even need me. No, I do. I'm not important in this game. Yes, you are
00:43:57This is like when your little brother finds out his foot rollers and blood. It's literally useless if you guys don't know yet
00:44:02I'm the red
00:44:04Tentacles and he's the blue. Do they think you think they caught on you think they're smart enough?
00:44:07They know what I'm playing Bruce when you're playing you're the better player here. Try
00:44:12Okay, let me show you around though. Okay. These are the steps. Yeah one step after the other
00:44:16This is the y-axis for that tentacle. Okay, did it activate the tentacle?
00:44:21Okay, got it. Yeah, can you help me around on mine?
00:44:25Yours is just up and down
00:44:27Definitely not a good place to learn it. I'll tell you that I know I know if you feel extra frustrated
00:44:32Don't beat yourself up. This is the worst. This is the worst worst worst. You're gonna have to like a Markiplier. Let's please. No
00:44:38wait
00:44:39No, no mark mark, please. No, you're doing it one step at a time. How'd I do it? You're you got higher than I ever did
00:44:46That yes you little old you Lord. Let's go. Yeah, let's do this. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Are you?
00:44:55Come on just a little bit longer
00:44:59How are you doing this you sick psycho? Oh my gosh
00:45:05Call me sick psycho and I gave up. Tell me something better. You're a
00:45:11Give me a compliment you come on
00:45:15Give me a good one. You are going to be the best
00:45:20father
00:45:22Your kids could ever ask for
00:45:25Come on
00:45:27You are gonna be the best uncle your nephew could ask for
00:45:33Really? You're gonna be the best brother your brother can ask for
00:45:38Come on, this is giving all the strength in the world. You're gonna be the best son a father could ever ask for
00:45:45You're gonna be the best husband a wife could ever ask for
00:45:49And finally you're gonna be the best friend a friend can ever ask for
00:45:59What is this game, why is it so hard I really don't
00:46:08How'd you do that, how'd you do that
00:46:10Talk, I'm figuring it out. I
00:46:13Figured it out. How'd you do that?
00:46:17How'd you do that
00:46:20Yes, I've mastered being an octopus I've never even learned that in my eight years of living as an octopus
00:46:29Okay, let's keep this party going one step at a time soldier
00:46:33Dang, it's really hard. It's really hard. I'm scared to die. I'm scared that they're gonna find us. I don't know what's gonna happen
00:46:40I
00:46:42Think you're supposed to stay up top, but okay, go so we go back. Keep it walking. No, no, keep it going
00:46:47He's gonna see no. No, there's a way to do this behind this guy, but behind the mop guy
00:46:52There's a okay right next to the buoy. No, that's a wrap. That's a wrap. That's a wrap. That's a wrap
00:46:57Dang got freaking inked all wrong. Okay
00:47:02Yeah, literally I could I was fine bit by bit step by step
00:47:07If you're scared just focus on the rest don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be
00:47:14Nice holy crap, dude. I'm really good. Okay get inside without being detected banana peels are worse than any
00:47:22Just don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be lockers
00:47:27Wait, watch out the bananas. Oh, that's in the door. Open the door. Open the door. There's no one
00:47:32Why would you want to open the banana peels? What is that up there?
00:47:35Probably something you grab it. Okay. I got it. Hang on
00:47:39Okay, nice
00:47:40Fire suitable disguise walk over here. Oh, it's not locker. Okay, nice lockers gotta lock your lockers
00:47:47Okay, what's in this awesome door step take a step take a step. What's in it?
00:47:54My god, that's a good outfit. I like that
00:47:56We're good
00:47:58Mark, just chill out. No, we're good. We're good. Hey, buddy
00:48:01Yeah, it is because you left all the freaking bananas
00:48:04Oh, yeah, the disguise will give us the ability to walk through this area. What's this open that?
00:48:10I'm trying it to make a scene. Okay, that's just me though
00:48:15Okay, that's why I mean
00:48:18Swap the deck damn it deck is swabbed. We got to hit with a chore. We're new guy. Wait, genuinely. Yeah. Oh
00:48:25My god, I hit him. Okay swab the puddles that you see
00:48:28Okay, that's just not how it works
00:48:30Anybody is what happens to newbies when they start working on a ship
00:48:32So we have to walk the plank if we don't do this look maybe we aren't the most efficient swabbers
00:48:37But what's the job done?
00:48:40Just a little bit there nice
00:48:43Holy crap one more one little puddle one more just one more puddle
00:48:48I'm still can you think this is the back story? You really do? Yeah, this is how he became who he is
00:48:53Poison anchor go get poison. Okay. Why don't you have to actually work?
00:48:57Bro, if you want to be a human you got to do human things
00:49:02Martin what the anchor broke? Oh nice, and then I go
00:49:07cool, nice
00:49:10Okay, we hoisted the anchor now what now what do we gotta do go to the controller?
00:49:16Okay, finally after doing all these chores
00:49:20If you don't control the bedroom, yeah, let's become the captain I am the captain
00:49:24No
00:49:28Yes, my god, we're the freaking captain now, yeah, I'm gonna got been whoa, whoa
00:49:34Wait, we haven't really been on our vintage commentary this time around. I forgot to do it to try
00:49:42Barrels it doesn't work. It doesn't work the same in the vibe. Yeah, I never mind. It's not the vibe
00:49:48Uh-huh
00:49:51Here get in there wait, I'm the controller now
00:49:56Start the boat captain hurry. Oh crap. What I don't know how to drive the boat
00:50:05Dude stop holding on to the door my stomach hurts so hard
00:50:12Okay, grab on the wheel grab the wheel boat starter
00:50:18What the hell?
00:50:19Scarlet
00:50:21Scarjo, I'm coming. Come on and
00:50:25And he
00:50:28Wait the quest is who is that woman? Okay, we gotta let go let go let go let go let go
00:50:32We just have to go see our woman. We have to investigate. Sorry boys. Josh is gonna go do some business
00:50:38Lady nothing to see you just captain trying to get over
00:50:44Hey, I'll just go under
00:50:48Don't mind me. Just add a few drinks smash the crate somehow. What the hell?
00:50:53Smash the crate somehow smash the like button somehow if you're watching this right now
00:50:58Your tentacles stuck
00:51:00Yeah
00:51:05But they can regrow those, right
00:51:07How do you smash it? How do you smash the like vine? No, how do you smash the crates in front of us?
00:51:12Oh, we maybe we spin the boat so hard that would breaks the parts
00:51:17Look see it's glowing rate control. Grab it. Okay, that's you. Okay, I'm trying it's all you take a step forward
00:51:25stretch
00:51:27Oh my god, wait, wait, chill. Yeah, bring it bring it bring it. Oh my god. We're gonna hit this cargo. Oh
00:51:35Nice
00:51:37Polish smash the other side. Okay, careful. You're actually gonna hit our wife in mind if I smash the crates on the dude
00:51:43No, you're gonna hurt her seriously. I'm the captain speaking
00:51:47Stop you're being really violent. I'm not a fan of that
00:51:50Good. Oh watch your head
00:51:58I'm sorry for stowing away. Please. Don't throw me overboard throw you overboard. I want you to hop on board
00:52:08Who are you then
00:52:10I
00:52:14Aren't we a pair how does that easy? The Riz is great. That's all I have to do
00:52:23Why is the chef watching for stowaways bro go cook a meal is that guy who just takes more leadership than he needs
00:52:33Shut up
00:52:37What
00:52:40Run hi sheepshank on your right with a spotlight tie she she sheepshank
00:52:46How does this not make sense? I don't know what you're saying. Hi sheepshank. Hi sheepshank
00:52:59Okay, knock the chef off the boat go go go go go
00:53:04duh, use the master crane of swing him off and
00:53:10the wheel to
00:53:12grab the craniac
00:53:15Swinging it like that to the way
00:53:18and knocked him off
00:53:21Not well, he how did he survive? I do feel bad actually why?
00:53:26He was doing his job, oh my god the flashback wait, and I just reminded us wait we can swim now wait
00:53:33Seems like it's about to let us swim. Wait. Wait, I'm squeezing my anus
00:53:37Whoa, how'd you do that? Oh my god. Are you clicking? No, that's you
00:53:44It's on me. I can feel how free he feels. Oh
00:53:48My god, I wish I could just take off my skin and just be tentacles and just go. Oh my god the shirt
00:53:53Oh my god. Move. It's right the hell. Wait, do we just die? Yeah dramatic music ensues. Okay, we're going so fast
00:54:00You can't even get close building up the oh
00:54:03And we now we can go in there
00:54:05And we now we can go in there and three two one we're in
00:54:10You're swimming. Just keep swimming. Just just keep swimming. Just just keep swimming it wait this laundry machines pretty loud
00:54:18Do you have to do laundry? Do we usually have that going? Well, sorry, but I have to do laundry my god
00:54:24How big is this place?
00:54:27No idea, but we got to keep swimming. Just just keep swimming. Oh my god through the kelvin roll to kill
00:54:32We learned a lot about it. Oh
00:54:35Yeah
00:54:40Just be careful, but just keep swimming to this is the love of a father
00:54:44He will turn into an octopus and swim through the literal pipes
00:54:49To save you and your mother bro, the literal chaos of this game ensues. Yes chaotic as shit. Oh
00:54:57But they'd not wait what's the
00:55:04I forgot what I was gonna say
00:55:06Belugas, that's I think that's what I was gonna say. I love these things. Yeah, the natural guardians. I think something like yes
00:55:14The natural guardians. Yeah
00:55:16The natural guardians sounds good
00:55:19But why did they put them in the back rooms though? They deserve a great enclosure. You're learning all aquarium animals should be free
00:55:25Yes, I agree. There should not be used for our entertainment. I
00:55:30Mean I'm gonna go and nothing in between I'm gonna go vegan. I will have you seen your father. It's almost closing time
00:55:39Right here
00:55:41Another mystery. Well, we'll wait as long as we can we didn't abandon you guys
00:55:49Daddy
00:55:53I have bad news about your husband. Don't trust him. Have we met?
00:55:59Wait
00:56:01I've seen you
00:56:02Are you an old friend of my husband's? What can you how does she not remember him? They were on the boat together?
00:56:13No
00:56:16We were this close and now we're gonna stuck be stuck in here forever. Oh
00:56:22Wait, where are we going? We're in the pipes. Boom. We made it. Where are we?
00:56:29It's kind of funny though. Well, we're also fully naked. Let's just keep in mind. It's our raw and true form. It's okay
00:56:37Honestly, I think most people should try this out. Try to be naked go out in public. See what happens not a cafeteria
00:56:42This is a gift shop. So it's got it. We have to keep on moving. I would say just keep moving
00:56:46Just just people can we slide under there? Mmm, but reach for it mind if I do read for the stars, okay
00:56:53You never know if you'll land them on the story. Am I gonna use my oh wait, we just have a key
00:56:57That's where I found the sheep's
00:57:00Thanks again, like whatever told us to do some dude
00:57:03Sheepskin condoms. That's all I know
00:57:06Yeah, I know about that stuff. What made of actual sheepskin. Yeah, there's the most it's probably the most protective
00:57:12How nuclear is your well your sperm to need and let's just say being allergic to latex has its benefits
00:57:19Oh, I see
00:57:21But imagine being a sheep that was killed for the sake of being the friction between
00:57:26Organs for stopping a baby in this to come into this like going to catch you meet must destroy
00:57:31I don't think it's in there. Oh
00:57:34Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. I found it when in doubt destroy. Let me unlock it. Oh
00:57:42That could have been yeah, oh wait wait those guys the marine bomb I hate them hang on bro
00:57:49Get to the cafeteria, bro. Okay. What do you see a sign? No, do you see a sign? Just give me a sign
00:57:56Now we can climb up ladders
00:57:59Say it like that
00:58:02No, it's okay. I'm starting to talk like an octopus
00:58:12Why'd you say his last name
00:58:19There's no other one that we were J tentacles
00:58:22J. Yeah. Oh
00:58:24J names are players and problematic. Oh his brother William
00:58:29Squilliam Squilliam. No, he was the worst
00:58:33Absolutely. You're just mad cuz he's rich
00:58:36He was pompous. He was a pompous asshole like a Adrian Brody. Oh, yeah, dude. No, come on
00:58:43Just get me up this ladder, bro. This is how it felt like for a dream Brody to get best actor
00:58:49It's not like climbing a stage and then just it's a gum and his wife
00:58:53No octodad would never spit gum in his wife. He loves his wife. Oh, there we go. What do I know?
00:58:58Maybe that's normal in Hollywood. They're just in marriage. Oh, I probably supposed to go up there on that thing, wasn't I? I
00:59:05Probably was was probably was oh
00:59:09Okay, okay nice
00:59:11Nice okay. Watch out on this bend here. It's okay. I'm just hugging that wall. No
00:59:16I'm hugging the wall. I'm hugging the wall. All right, come on. I can't even grab the wall. I can't do anything for you
00:59:22I'm doing a little slide. This is so freaking cool. Wow
00:59:27So cool of us. All right, and I drop down and on three one, two, three
00:59:33Boom, can you reach over maybe so I can tap on the tanks?
00:59:36You
00:59:39Can you can I mean I'm not really getting any grip
00:59:43Feedback, you know, I can cuz I can raise my feet up here. Raise your hand to raise my hand to
00:59:48Mind if I do? Okay. Oh, wow. It's like it's like a visible wall. Okay, really? I mean, yeah
00:59:57Okay, step step step step I think it's an invisible Walmart no way we found a glitch screenshot incentive developers
01:00:05Someone's screenshot it they need to release a patch ladies room. No, gentlemen, gentlemen right there ladies gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen
01:00:18Event up there I see event. Oh my god, this is mad complicated. Oh stepping in the toilet
01:00:26Dang, we've all done it. Yeah, what we haven't bro. Who's we you speak French now, bro. Come on
01:00:32You're doing the right thing you're doing the right thing. No, I'm trying here. Oh
01:00:37What yes, do not you know flush him step up step up to the cause okay step up to the cause
01:00:48God we're almost there. We're almost there. I'm up. I'm putting my hand up. Just gotta flush it
01:00:54God damn wait. Wait. Hey back up back up Martin back up. How did you see us back up my our hands over there?
01:01:01Looking under the stall go to the other stall on the other side. That's where the flusher is the handle
01:01:05We're reaching all the way across Martin get it
01:01:24Are you mad at me? No
01:01:27What if you can just use that to push it into them as a to protect yourself
01:01:31Distraction wait locate an employee's uniform. It's in there. It's local
01:01:35No, no, no, it didn't say this before. Okay, we can't blame ourselves for this. This is just some part to bow crap
01:01:40I hate this so much. I think it just gave us like a plan B. Honestly, really that was never said that
01:01:45How do we know that pull it down? We can spill it pillow. So we can spill it. There it is
01:01:52My god, how's everything in the way every possible thing is in the way? Oh my god
01:01:58Okay
01:02:01Let me get to this uniform your foot stuck
01:02:09God bro these obstacles
01:02:16Okay, just get this uniform, please I can't see you got it. Oh my god my god
01:02:23All right, fine. It's no no stop. Stop. What that's not convincing enough. Okay, we have to find accessories
01:02:30Over here, okay
01:02:32Break it. We have to break this probably it's not accessory. That's a hat
01:02:40What's hair
01:02:46Women's wig to go into women's ladies room. Hey guys big statements coming from
01:02:52There was something but how that was like a subplot or something
01:02:55It's a weird we're just doing it the hard way but we gave us all it was probably an achievement
01:03:00sneaking without biology
01:03:01accessories
01:03:06Going there nice
01:03:09Not nice. We just wasted our whole time of getting accessories. Don't worry. We're still naked
01:03:14and
01:03:15God something coming from the break room
01:03:18It's probably just Joe
01:03:20Joe always freaking Joe. We don't know Joe. Oh, we have to turn this on turn on the oven
01:03:25Yeah, dude. Yeah. Come on
01:03:28I do I do turn it on
01:03:29I want this party going put a banana on it put a banana on it put a banana hit the button hit the button
01:03:33Hit the button. No, you don't hit it. There's no button there. That's the alarm. That's what you want. Sound the alarm. No
01:03:39How'd you catch those bananas? Hey replay get an instant replay on that freaking thing. Can we please we never get in stirring?
01:03:45I always ask for instant replays. You never get them
01:03:49Bro you want an instant replay replay this bro. Boom
01:03:55Oh
01:03:56Go to this that's I've been trying to do not on your hand
01:04:02Whatever we're trying to make calamari here turn them all on don't turn them all off
01:04:07One more put a banana on it, too. Okay, but we need to turn all of them on
01:04:11Okay, and all of them on look there we go. Look the bananas cooking
01:04:17See three two
01:04:20One leave the break room to escape they're coming they're coming up up quick, you know, it's not doing I call the table
01:04:25Oh, sorry. That was me. Now your foots on it though. I'm stuck on the table. I'm stuck on the table. Okay, let me help you
01:04:32Opening a microwave door. Yes, the table is attached to the table. It's broken
01:04:41Whoa
01:04:43Morning, it's your fucking leg
01:04:45Back up step backwards and then go step back then go. Okay, no rush
01:04:52What are we stuck on Jane it's like it's like the Squidward scene when he messes up his toenail
01:04:59Reaching up I'm reaching up I'm reaching up. Come on. Take us up. Take us up. Take us up. There we go
01:05:03There we go. Take us higher higher. I want to go higher
01:05:07Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Get that out the way. Yes. Yes
01:05:15Go in there. Bye guys you walk
01:05:23Holy scramps, so
01:05:26We were too far ahead of my god my freaking leg, bro. Okay, you got to get that tentacle under control as soon as possible
01:05:35Time to head home
01:05:37Oh
01:05:43Man wait, stop stop. How does he seeing us just hide?
01:05:47We got ahead and move on go on to the next one then hide
01:05:52Nice and the next one wait
01:05:55okay, and
01:05:59The short costume put it on and
01:06:02Whoa, okay, this is a repeat of the last are you holding on to that? Let go of that, please. Okay
01:06:08That's your hand. That's your hand. It's mine. Yeah
01:06:12Put it on me. It's like
01:06:15Nice. Oh, I see
01:06:21Yes, we can't like you shark NATO incoming
01:06:25Okay, here we go
01:06:28We need to think of a cold line for the cafeteria when we enter nice
01:06:32I'm wet
01:06:34What are you doing? I have to come down there and show you how it's done. I've heard that before make a mess
01:06:40Easy, don't tell me twice. I'm wearing a PC dragon break that break the glass
01:06:45How do we even do that
01:06:59It's actually
01:07:05Anything we're Joe, oh I feel bad for Joey's week. He's been working really hard to keep his reputation good
01:07:11I'm Joe. I'm a dumb eyes ladder. Hey, bro. Don't break that break the log. I don't think a ladder over
01:07:18Yeah, just a little messier. I'm gonna let go of this crate. I've been holding on. Oh the glass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
01:07:25Okay, your hands stuck a little bit, but that's okay
01:07:31I'm coming down there
01:07:34Okay, perfect now we have access to the cafeteria why do we want to go to cap tears so bad, okay upwards
01:07:39Trash go through the trash. We're a piece of trash
01:07:43Joe guys, so we're trying to go in the tree room. Ooh
01:07:49Did we want that yeah, you sure because look now that she knows it's us
01:08:00Does it make any sense
01:08:02Even walk on land
01:08:07I'm not crazy
01:08:12What's his deal, I don't know it's like does he want her wife
01:08:23Our daughter is so smart daughters will always recognize their father no matter what
01:08:28She's shaking and she's missing a finger
01:08:32So much
01:08:34Why we probably couldn't have sex yeah, maybe we did
01:08:42Whoa, okay. Oh what the
01:08:46Chef don't throw knives in there. No chef. You know what time I'll actually see no
01:08:52Go go go go go go go. I'll clear the space the final level but are all into it. Okay
01:08:57Oh
01:09:06Man put bananas on the fire. This guy knows our weaknesses too. Well
01:09:14Nice bro, where did that come from? Jimmy? I am not sure. Oh Tommy. Yes, Tommy
01:09:22Goodness we've got to hurry, honey. I'll give you a boost. Oh, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you
01:09:29Whoa, she's so hot
01:09:31For that. I love her. I want a woman. I'll pick me up and throw me against the wall
01:09:36Okay
01:09:38You put it right back up there she's gonna save us every time that's a wife
01:09:43She's gonna be there my wife
01:09:47That's it it came back to me I still got my derp on my wife
01:09:51My wife, what's up? My wife?
01:09:54My wife saved my wife. I have to save my wife
01:09:58Somebody touching my spaghet that one dude. You're all the way. Hold on. Come on up up up up. Yeah, I think that's all
01:10:06One step after another nice. You gotta like go to the last one. I know it's good
01:10:10No, I gotta do that. Well, that was graceful as hell. It's gonna fall. Yeah
01:10:15Okay
01:10:17Yes
01:10:20Okay, no more fire I love her
01:10:24Yes, and you heard that voice of reason, you know a lot of people would panic in a situation like this not our lovely star
01:10:31Go
01:10:33That's you. Okay, get that now. I can actually reach for the stars. Okay, Hamza. I'm going pick it up
01:10:40In the fishes mouth beautiful and got it, okay
01:10:49Next one
01:10:56Yes, oh
01:11:00All right catch oh my god, she's awesome this thing is gonna blow I'm gonna blow I love you
01:11:10Haha
01:11:13And that's it take care of the chef take care in what way however we choose
01:11:25What do we just do I don't know live action was an interesting choice. Oh, it's a movie the entire time
01:11:35The chef is you do
01:11:41Is this the end
01:11:46Credits go hurry. Hurry. I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm keep going backwards because camera keep changing
01:12:00I
01:12:02Really like that. I'm gonna be honest that ending took me miss something. Did you click through a cutscene? No, that was it
01:12:08It was just ah and then just cut
01:12:12Just like this video