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00:00Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians, Slimey's Tudors, Bar-Victorian, Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights, Stingy Castles, Daring Knights, Horrors that did by description, Cutthroat Councils, Bull Ejection, Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes, Punishment from ancient times, Roman Rotten, Rack and Rootless, Cavemen, Savage, Fierce and Tubeless, Groovy Greeks, Rainy Sages, Need a place with little ages.
00:18Gory stories, we do that, and your host a talking rat. The past is no longer a mystery. Welcome to Horrible Histories.
00:31Horrible Histories presents Twisted Technology.
00:37Welcome to my workshop, where I've invented some of the greatest rodent tech of all time.
00:43Like the Inter-Rat, where you can use Snap-Rat and Rat-Zap to squeak to your friends online, or share funny cat videos, or as we call them in the rat world, Horror Films.
00:57Yes, technology is all around us, even in your home, from your computer, to the lightbulbs, to the lock on your front door.
01:05All of them were cutting-edge tech when they were first invented, although it took a bit of time to perfect them.
01:15Itsy darling, hurry up, I'd like to make a call on my brand new mobile phone. Yes, I'm very successful.
01:22The weight of this thing is killing me. Oh, come on. How bad can it be?
01:30What's that? Gosh, the bit on the weighty side, isn't it?
01:34Oh, it's over five kilos. It weighs about the same as a fully grown cat.
01:39But it's so wonderful to be out and about and able to communicate.
01:42Don't mind me, I'm just making a call to somebody in Bristol.
01:46The other side of the country. Right here, in the street.
01:51Oh, ow ow ow. I'm OK. I'm OK.
01:54Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm OK.
01:56Ow ow ow ow! Hello, Brenda.
01:59Oh, I thought you were Itsy.
02:01Oh, yes. No, it's me, Gwendolyn. I'm just calling you from the streets of London, on my brand new mobile phone.
02:09Hello? Hello? I think the signal's gone. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
02:15Ah, there you are. Yes.
02:17Yes! Oh, it's ever so convenient, actually.
02:19Yes, it did cost a lot of money, actually.
02:21Almost as much as a luxury holiday.
02:23But it's so great not to be stuck at home with a boring, normal phone.
02:28I know.
02:29Brenda?
02:30Brenda?
02:31Hello?
02:31Thank...
02:34It's out of batteries!
02:35Battery life only lasts 35 minutes.
02:38What?
02:38We could go back home and charge it, if you like.
02:41But it's supposed to be mobile!
02:42What's the point?
02:43I'll go and get the car.
02:44No, because I have to sell the car to pay for the phone!
02:48It's fine.
02:49We'll just...
02:50Just walk.
02:51Here we go.
02:52Okay.
02:57Hello, Robert Dudley.
02:58My favourite Earl of Leicester.
03:00To what does one owe the pleasure?
03:02Your Majesty, I have brought you a New Year's gift.
03:07Press even little on me.
03:09Well, it's too small to be a castle.
03:12Doesn't sound like a new country.
03:14It's...
03:15Oh, what is it?
03:16It's an arm watch.
03:18One of the very first of its kind in England.
03:22It's a beautiful bracelet with a teeny clock inside.
03:26Why?
03:27Well, it means that you'll know the time no matter where you go.
03:33I already know the time.
03:35When I wake up this morning.
03:37When my tummy rumbles, it's yum-yum time.
03:39And when I yawn, it's like the bed.
03:42No rumbles yet.
03:43Give it about an hour, Douglas.
03:46With this arm watch, you'll know when an hour has passed.
03:50If I were to ask you to meet me for a stroll in the gardens at, say, 10 in the morning,
03:55you'd know when to meet me.
03:57Then how will you know what time to meet me for this stroll in the gardens?
04:01Well, I suppose like everyone else,
04:03I'd have to walk into the town and look at the town clock.
04:06I know.
04:06Of course, it would take me a little time to walk back.
04:09Then you better not be late for tomorrow, Dudley.
04:12It's incredibly expensive.
04:16Covered in diamonds and rubies.
04:19Everyone's going to be totes jelly.
04:21Oh, why didn't you say so?
04:23I'll keep it.
04:25Charles?
04:26Yes, Your Majesty?
04:28You're late.
04:29Take him to the tower.
04:30What?
04:31Why?
04:31Should have got yourself an arm watch, mate.
04:33Yes, he should have watched out.
04:35Oh, very good.
04:37Welcome to Bletchley Park.
04:39I'm Thomas Flount, principal engineer and designer of Colossus,
04:43the world's first electronic computer.
04:45During the Second World War, with the help of the Colossus,
04:48we were able to crack German army codes so we could read their secret messages.
04:52And that helped us win the war.
04:55OK, I'll just go and get the printer.
04:57OK.
05:01Right.
05:02The machines even printed out the codes.
05:05The machines even printed out the codes for us.
05:07But tell me, what was the problem with the Colossus No. 7's printer?
05:11Did it A, always run out of ink?
05:14B, whiz across the room every time it printed?
05:17Or C, give off an eggy smell?
05:20The answer is B.
05:21The printer's motion was so fierce that it made the machine
05:24shuffle across the room until it unplugged itself.
05:30It happened so much we had to tie it down with these ropes.
05:32Steve?
05:35Oh, probably should have tied that down before I switched it on, shouldn't I?
05:39Stop it!
05:41When you think of cutting-edge technology,
05:43you might think of 3D printers, electric bikes or a sausage pen.
05:49It's both a pen and a sausage.
05:52I invented that one.
05:54Yes, our homes are filled with technology that people from history
05:58would think was really bougie.
06:00Some of it was deliberately designed to solve problems,
06:03but other things were discovered completely by accident.
06:06Look, it's a sausage and a pen.
06:09It's never been done before.
06:12Dr. Percy Spencer?
06:14Yes?
06:15This had better be a major breakthrough in military technology, doctor.
06:18I have an hour and 45 minutes until my jacket potato is ready for lunch.
06:22Then I think you'll be glad you came, sir.
06:24Recognise this?
06:25Ah, yes.
06:26The Cavalty Magnetron.
06:29A better kit that uses a type of radiation called microwaves
06:32to detect enemy aircraft and ships.
06:34I've read the briefing, doctor.
06:36But last night, sir, I was working next to the Magnetron
06:39when something curious happened.
06:44What are you looking at?
06:46Oh, I was just remembering something.
06:48I was working late in my lab.
06:50Unknown to me, the Magnetron was still on.
06:54I felt a tingling sensation run through my entire body.
06:59Once the tingling stopped, I was left with something warm, soft, brown in my pocket.
07:05Is this really something you want to be sharing?
07:07Absolutely.
07:08It had a familiar smell, but I still couldn't be sure.
07:12So I did what any good scientist would do.
07:16Ew, gross!
07:17No, sir, I was talking about chocolate.
07:19Chocolate?
07:19I had a bar in my back pocket and it melted.
07:21Why? What did you think?
07:23Look, what I'm trying to say here, sir, is the microwaves emitted from the Magnetron
07:28heated the chocolate in my pocket and cooked it.
07:31And it works on stuff like corn as well.
07:33Here, sir, you'll want to brace yourself.
07:35Brace myself for what?
07:36Oh, you'll see.
07:39We're taking fire!
07:40No, sir, we're making popcorn.
07:43I believe I've invented some kind of cooking machine.
07:46Fascinating.
07:47It seems to heat things up much, much faster than with a traditional oven.
07:51So no more waiting for your lunchtime jacket potato.
07:54Oh, I'd have to take this to the Joint Chiefs.
07:56Oh, my microwave cooker?
07:58No, popcorn.
07:59I love snacks.
08:00What else can this thing do?
08:01Well, I was just about to try it out with an egg.
08:14Less time for egg.
08:19Watch and learn, Grover.
08:22Yes?
08:22Madam, I'm Hubert Cecil Booth of the Vacuum Cleaner Company Limited,
08:27and I'm here to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime.
08:30Ooh!
08:31Let me introduce Puffing Billy, the first petrol-powered vacuum cleaner,
08:36available to you for just a small fee.
08:39Oh, how exciting!
08:41Switch on her five-horsepower engine, and she will suck the dirt right out of your house.
08:52Oh, well, I suppose it does seem effective.
08:55Do come in.
08:57Madam, today's your lucky day.
09:00I've sold machines like this to the German Emperor William II,
09:03Tsar Nicholas II of Russia,
09:05and Sultan Abdulhamid in Constantinople.
09:08Oh, gosh, that's impressive.
09:10Turn her on, Grover.
09:11Right you are, boss.
09:14Oh, he's doing a wonderful job.
09:16Yeah, I came up with the idea by sucking dirt from a chair through some cloth with my mouth.
09:21Like this.
09:23Oh, please don't do that.
09:25Sorry.
09:26How about paying us to do the whole house?
09:28We could start at the bottom and go all the way up to the top.
09:31All the way up to the top!
09:32Full power it is, boss!
09:34Oh, no!
09:35Oh, no!
09:38Just a few teeth in troubles.
09:40This didn't happen when my invention cleaned Westminster Abbey
09:43for King Edward VII's coronation.
09:47Captain Peck!
09:48Turn it off!
09:49Turn it on?
09:50It's already on full!
09:51What's going on?
09:57Well, I think we can agree the room is spotless.
10:04Boss, I think we got a blockage.
10:06You don't say.
10:10Oh, Gladys, you're back.
10:13I trust you had a smashing vacation.
10:16I did.
10:17Thank you, ma'am.
10:18And I just wanted to apologize for chipping the china on the day I left.
10:22Think no more on it.
10:24Are you sure you're not mad at me, ma'am?
10:26No, no.
10:26It was just my best 350-year-old priceless family china.
10:32Right.
10:33It's just the other maid said you had a rather extreme reaction.
10:37Would one call inventing a whole machine that washes dishes
10:40just so you can't break them anymore extreme?
10:43You invented a dish washing machine?
10:47It was either that or I do the dishes myself, which would have been extreme.
10:51What exactly does this dish washing machine of yours do?
10:56It washes dishes.
10:57It removes dirt and the possibility of clumsy human beings smashing my crockery.
11:05Don't smash that soup!
11:06I just wanted to see how it worked.
11:08It's simply a wheel mounted inside a copper boiler,
11:14which gently turns the delicate dishes through the soapy water
11:18instead of smashing them together like an angry cavewoman.
11:23Which I can only assume is your technique.
11:27People adore my idea.
11:29I've already had several orders from hotels and restaurants.
11:33It might be the first commercially successful dishwasher in history.
11:37I expect I will be quite rich.
11:39As long as you're not angry, I shall go about my duties.
11:44Excellent.
11:45Of course, those duties will no longer include dish smashing.
11:48You mean dish washing.
11:50I know what I mean.
11:55Did you know computers were invented thousands of years ago?
11:58Well, kind of.
11:59Come on, give me 20 seconds.
12:01I'll convince you.
12:02Ready, go!
12:03Charles Babbage invented the first thing you recognise as a computer,
12:06the analytical engine, back in 1833.
12:08It was used for calculations.
12:10The first calculator was made in 1623,
12:12and thousands of years before that, they used abacuses.
12:15And even before the abacus came the ishango bone,
12:17which was from about 20,000 years ago
12:19and might well have been used for counting and calculating.
12:21So in a way, that makes it a kind of computer.
12:25Where's Daddy's little princess?
12:28I got a surprise for you.
12:30Oh, Dad, you haven't.
12:32It isn't.
12:33It is.
12:35Come on.
12:36I got you your very own ishango bone.
12:40Yeah, or what you kids like to call it, eye bone, innit?
12:44Thanks, Dad.
12:44It's just I was kind of hoping for the eye bone 5.
12:47What? There's nothing wrong with a 4.
12:49This ishango bone is top-notch technology, no?
12:51Literally, bare notches.
12:53Look, 168 etchings.
12:55It's just I was kind of holding out for the one
12:57with the extra notches on the side.
12:59No, you don't need extra notches on the side.
13:00Look, you've got the lines there that you can count
13:02and do your times tables.
13:03Mm, OK.
13:05Two rolls there that add up to 60,
13:08then one in the middle that adds up to 48.
13:11You could use it to count the phases of the moon.
13:13Is that the biggest one they had?
13:15Listen, this is genuine baboon fibula.
13:20Straight from the baboon's leg.
13:23It's just my friend said that it's difficult
13:25to spot the difference between the baboon's one
13:27and the knockoff.
13:27This one has got the quartz fixed to the end.
13:30Yeah, so you could do your engravings in there.
13:33Aw, thanks, Dad.
13:35I love it.
13:38I know how you young people love your latest gadgets and that.
13:41But I'll probably just use it for games and stuff.
13:43Pow, pow, pow!
13:45Take that!
13:46Look at her.
13:46She loves it.
13:48Notches and bones, eh?
13:49What will they think of next?
13:52Watch out for the angry one-legged baboon!
13:56Welcome to Historical Dragons Den,
13:58where inventors from history come to pitch their creations
14:01to our modern business dragons.
14:06Our dragons are looking to put their own money
14:08into the right project,
14:09and the first historical inventor before them is Nikola Tesla.
14:13An early pioneer of electricity,
14:15can his new bit of tech shock them into investing?
14:18Hello, dragons.
14:23I don't know I did that.
14:24Sorry.
14:25So, Mr. Tesla, I've heard lots of exciting things
14:28about your work with electric motors and how to power them.
14:31Have you got something electrifying for us today?
14:34I certainly have.
14:36You're my favourite.
14:37Presenting the mechanical oscillator,
14:40powered by compressed air.
14:43Ta-da!
14:44What does it do?
14:45Allow me to demonstrate using one of the greatest American novelists.
14:49It's Mr. Mark Twain.
14:52Hello, dragons.
14:53Nikola.
14:54Can Tesla's vibrating machine shake our dragons into investing?
15:02I'd shake it by the hand, Mr. Twain,
15:04but you've shaken enough already.
15:05It is a very pleasant sensation.
15:08It gives you vigour and vitality.
15:10Certainly gives them something.
15:11You'll see the genius of my machine any minute now.
15:15Is there a toilet nearby?
15:17As in very nearby?
15:19It's just over there.
15:22Although from the sounds of it,
15:23I think it might be too late.
15:25So, you've invented a machine
15:27that makes famous novelists poo themselves.
15:29That's right.
15:30Now, who wants to invest?
15:32Like the contents of Mr. Twain's bottom, I'm out.
15:35A blow for Tesla.
15:37With Deborah out,
15:38will Peter or Sarah invest in his poo platform?
15:41Does it do anything else?
15:42What else does it need to do?
15:44It is fantastic.
15:45Would any of you like to try it out?
15:47I'll give it a try.
15:48Sit down, Peter.
15:49No.
15:50No one wants to see a dragon poop on TV.
15:52With the greatest of respect,
15:54I'm out too.
15:56Oh, no, no, no, no, Mr. Twain.
15:58That's not the toilet.
15:59That's the lift.
16:01Too late.
16:02Oh, anyone invented self-cleaning pads?
16:07A vibrating poo platform.
16:09I'd invest.
16:11Sadly, that bit of tech isn't still around.
16:13But a lot of old technology is,
16:16like the bow and arrow.
16:19Still used today,
16:20this game-changing bit of kit
16:22was invented to make hunting easier
16:24in prehistoric times.
16:26Sire, I think you'll be impressed.
16:29I've invented a new weapon
16:30that will revolutionize hunting.
16:32Oh, exciting.
16:33I started with a small, sharpened piece of bow.
16:36But that is tiny.
16:37You'll never catch a lion with this.
16:39Look.
16:41Did that hurt?
16:42Well, a little bit.
16:43No, it didn't.
16:43Okay, but I hadn't finished.
16:45You see, next,
16:46I glued it to the end of a piece of wood.
16:48Ah, you're wasting your time.
16:50Look, this is the smallest spear I've ever seen.
16:52You'll never catch a viper with this.
16:54This is the smallest spear I've ever seen.
16:56You'll never catch a vicious beast with this child's toy.
16:58Look.
17:00Did that hurt?
17:01It hurt quite a lot, actually.
17:02No, again.
17:03What if I said I could hurl this tiny spear a vast distance
17:07and hit a target using this?
17:08Interesting.
17:10Let me have a go.
17:16Useless.
17:17This will never catch a leopard.
17:19I wouldn't be so sure.
17:20Watch me, sire.
17:24Impressive.
17:26So, I hold it like this.
17:29Right.
17:31Ow!
17:32I would have hit the target if it didn't get in the way.
17:34Let me have another go.
17:36I think I'll stand over here.
17:39Okay.
17:39This is the one.
17:41Fire.
17:45It's broken.
17:47Try again, but round the other way.
17:49The other way, yes.
17:50Okay, this way.
17:55Ah!
17:56Where is it?
17:59I mean the ball round the other way.
18:01Yes.
18:03No, no, no, no, no.
18:03I'm getting out of here.
18:10Look, it's bound to take a bit of getting used to.
18:12A bit.
18:13I'm pretty sure I'm getting the hang of this now.
18:19You did it!
18:23Amazing.
18:24You have invented a tool that can fire small spears.
18:27I call it a bow and arrow.
18:30The bow and arrow.
18:33Actually, the other way, but it doesn't matter.
18:39Hey there, peasant farmer!
18:40Hi!
18:41What are you doing creeping about like that?
18:43Sorry, I'm a bit nervous, you see.
18:45First day as a salesman.
18:46Right.
18:49Hello, sir slash madam.
18:50I wanted to see if you were interested in the offer of a lifetime.
18:53I'm busy.
18:54I have to till these fields before sundown and it takes ages with these tools.
18:58I have to plant the seed or we won't have grain and my children will starve.
19:01That's exactly why I'm here.
19:02You want to adopt Kenny?
19:04What?
19:04No, no, no, no, no, no.
19:05Have a try.
19:05I want to sell you something.
19:08It's called the plough.
19:10Can't eat that.
19:11It's made out of wood.
19:12You don't eat this.
19:13You farm with it.
19:14A demonstration of the tech of the future.
19:17So you drag it like this.
19:19The spike digs out a channel behind you.
19:23Then you just drop in the seeds as you go.
19:25Now, the plough uses a highly scientific concept known as pulling.
19:29All right, if this plough is so good, why haven't I heard of it before?
19:33Plough.
19:33Pullay.
19:34Plough.
19:35Say it with me.
19:36Plough.
19:36Pullay.
19:36We'll work on it.
19:37It's only just been invented.
19:39You know, let me just show you how good this plough really is.
19:43Fine, but I don't think it's going to work.
19:45See how easy this is?
19:47You can do this field in seconds, eh?
19:49Oh, no, I'm still not convinced, you know.
19:53Might need a longer demonstration.
19:55So just keep going.
19:56Better to watch an expert like you show me how it's done, isn't it?
19:59I'm an expert.
20:01Idiot.
20:02You crack on, mate.
20:03I'm just gonna nip off for a second.
20:04I'll be right back.
20:07Oh, oh yeah, bring in more customers.
20:09I love it.
20:10Bring down neighbours.
20:14With the lift hosed down and the windows open,
20:17the dragons are welcoming their next historical hopeful to the den.
20:20Chinese mathematician, astronomer, inventor, engineer, scholar and artist Zhang Heng.
20:26Hello, dragons.
20:27Sometimes called the Da Vinci of ancient China,
20:29can he artfully get our dragons to invest?
20:32Mr Zhang Heng, what have you brought to shores?
20:35This is Hou Feng Di Dong Yi.
20:38It is one of the first devices to detect earthquakes.
20:40Your device is obviously way ahead of its time.
20:43How does it work?
20:44If any vibrations in the ground are detected,
20:46a ball is shaken from the dragon's mouth in the direction of the earthquake source.
20:51I think the design is charming.
20:54Very few people move the unshakable dragons.
20:57So could this be a great sign?
20:59I'm confused.
20:59How is it making this building shake?
21:01It's not.
21:02It's detecting quite a big earthquake.
21:03We should really run.
21:05We're all in.
21:07Someone save the cash.
21:09Looks like Zhang's tech has really brought the house down.
21:12Hello, I'm Thomas Edson,
21:17one of the greatest and most inventive minds ever to have lived.
21:20I suffered with quite bad hearing loss.
21:22So when my musician friend Hans von Below
21:25visited so I could record him playing the piano on the phonograph,
21:28how did I listen along to it?
21:29Did I A, create an awesome robot ear trumpet to listen through?
21:34B, bite the piano?
21:36Or C, invent special glasses so I could see the sound waves?
21:41The answer is B.
21:42I bit the instruments.
21:44Sound vibrations would travel through my teeth and through my skull
21:47and into the hearing nerve inside my head.
21:49It's genius.
21:50Okay, Hans, hit it.
21:54Oh, yeah.
21:56It's a real piano.
22:00Loo man, hoo man, the living toilet
22:03who ran from the middle ages
22:04with a bucket so that you can have a poop
22:07in a private place
22:09sticking on my bucket with a cape to hide your face
22:13A-bomb, I bet you're dumb
22:15I will charge a pending if you did a two-on-one
22:18Loo man, hoo
22:20Please welcome today's historical figure
22:22who really needs the loo,
22:24Hedy Lamarr.
22:33Greetings, friend.
22:34Are you the 1940s superstar film actor Hedy Lamarr,
22:38also known as the most beautiful girl in the world?
22:42Yes, I suppose I am.
22:43Sorry, I was hoping to use the bathroom.
22:47Well, you're in luck, for I am Loo Man.
22:52You, Hedy Lamarr, have been transported through time
22:55from the 1940s
22:56through a mechanism too complicated to explain.
22:58Oh, I don't know.
22:59I'm also an engineering inventor, so...
23:02Wait, hold on.
23:03As well as a film star?
23:04Yes.
23:05I invented a cube that you could drop into water
23:09to make a refreshing drink, like cola.
23:11Does it work with all liquids?
23:13No.
23:13No.
23:14Well, that's a shame.
23:16Block quiz!
23:18What is happening?
23:19Answer questions one and two, and I'll let you do a...
23:24Please, can we be quick?
23:25I've got a couple of extras wanting to make their grand entrance.
23:29Say no more.
23:29Question number one.
23:30You were in films like Samson and Delilah and Boomtown.
23:34That one sounds good.
23:35But tell me about some of your tech.
23:37OK, during the Second World War,
23:40I invented a piece of technology to help the war effort.
23:44It was called a frequency-hopping guidance system.
23:46If my customers had a guidance system,
23:48I'd have to mop the floor a lot less.
23:51It's horrible, actually.
23:52It was a radio signal that couldn't be hacked,
23:55so the Nazis couldn't interfere with our torpedoes.
24:00Sounds like you want to launch a torpedo yourself, love.
24:02It's a question number two.
24:04Do you think you'll leave a lasting legacy?
24:07Sorry for that smell.
24:09Well, apparently the work I did on the frequency-hopping system
24:12was later vital to the development of Bluetooth and Wi-Fi.
24:16Well, I don't know about Wi-Fi, but I know that that was really...
24:20whiffy.
24:21Helena, it's been an absolute pleasure.
24:23You may pass.
24:25Time to release the clock buster.
24:28Well, I know I'll be tuning in.
24:29Join me next time when I'll be stopping another historical
24:32celeb from taking a poo to ask questions just like him.
24:41Well, I've been working hard and I've created some brand new tech.
24:45Presenting Rattus 2.0.
24:51I call it Ratt GPT.
24:54He's going to do my job for me while I lie on a beach somewhere.
25:00Thomas Edison was one of history's busiest tech whizzes,
25:04creating over a thousand inventions.
25:07See? He's amazing.
25:09And they don't have to pay me.
25:11Edison helped develop electricity,
25:14sound recording, cinema and even x-rays.
25:18Hang on.
25:19This thing could put me out of a job.
25:21Here's Edison to tell you everything.
25:24Take it away.
25:25Away.
25:28He's broken.
25:30And thank goodness for that.
25:31I think I'll leave this tech lark to the experts.
25:43Look round your house at all the things.
25:48The light that shines.
25:50The phone that rings.
25:52The sounds you like.
25:54The things you view.
25:56I had a hand in all you do.
26:00Oh, who am I?
26:02The light bulb guy.
26:04You'd be surprised.
26:07Thomas Edison, the inventor of the light bulb illuminator.
26:15Movie studio.
26:17Black Mariah.
26:19Kinetoscope.
26:21Movie camera.
26:23Phonograph.
26:25Voice recorder.
26:27And the network electric power.
26:31All me.
26:37I said I'd make a new design every ten days.
26:43They weren't all mine.
26:45I paid for help from other minds to bump the numbers.
26:52Never mind.
26:53With Graham Bell's phone I did tell him what you should say when the thing rings.
27:02I disagreed with old bell boy.
27:06I said hello.
27:08He said ahoy.
27:10Ahoy.
27:11Ahoy.
27:12Ahoy.
27:13Ahoy.
27:14Ahoy.
27:15Imagine that.
27:17Thomas Edison, the inventor.
27:21The vitalscope.
27:23The projector.
27:25Mimeograph.
27:27Kind of printer.
27:29Electric pens.
27:31Not a winner.
27:33With the light song it's less dangerous.
27:37Yes, my light bulb made me famous.
27:42Yeah!
27:50When Americans say I want a gold platter.
27:53I'll be stopping more historical celebrities from taking the poo.
27:58There'll be music playing.
28:00The past is no longer a mystery.
28:03Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories.