F*** Marry Kill Movie Clip - It's Not Easy Turning 30
Release date: on VOD on March 7, 2025!
Release date: on VOD on March 7, 2025!
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00:00No, seriously, put me out of my misery.
00:03Ugh.
00:04Blow it out, blow it out, blow it out!
00:10Okay, okay, okay, here we go.
00:11Yay!
00:12Woo!
00:13Come on!
00:14Woo!
00:15I love you guys.
00:16You had way better 30th.
00:18Oh, what could be better than this?
00:23Yeah, we are here to celebrate you the way you deserve.
00:27There's literally nowhere else I'd rather be.
00:35Come on, speech!
00:36Speech!
00:37Speech!
00:38All right, all right, if you'll stop chanting, please.
00:41Well, I thought that turning 30 this year, of all years, was, um, it's going to feel
00:46pretty sh***y.
00:47It's the year that Jake unceremoniously dumped me after eight very mediocre years together,
00:52the year I made absolutely no progress toward an actual career.
00:56Hmm.
00:57Working for me is a career.
00:59Or in my personal life.
01:00But now here I am, surrounded by all of you, my best friends in the entire world.
01:07And I can see that.
01:11I was absolutely right.
01:13This completely s***s up.