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Working at The Boba Teashop sure does give me the creeps! Between the cats going MEOW and running out of SALT, I might just go crazy in this episode of 3 Scary Games! I hate this. I hate this description. I hate this bit that I've set up for myself. I've been putting the names of the games in the description for keywords but why? Why does it have to be this horrible? Why do I have to keep making horrifyingly cringe descriptions every episode? How has no one caught on to this? Also check out the Cloak X Elden Ring collab available now.

The Boba Teashop ► https://miketendev.itch.io/the-boba-teashop
MEOW ► https://winabees.itch.io/meow
SALT ► https://kayrox-14.itch.io/salt1

Edited By ► https://www.youtube.com/LixianTV

MORE Scary Games ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiBSFOFhTC5wt75P2BES0rAo
Transcript
00:30Welcome to the Boba tea shop.
00:53This game looked terrifying, I'm gonna show you something, hold on, that.
01:00I don't like that. So anyway,
01:03I decided to play it. Now, I know this is gonna be divisive. I actually don't really like Boba.
01:09I know that's strange, but it's a texture thing. I'm sure there's different types of Boba, but I don't like rocks.
01:14I know they're not rocks. I know they're soft, but I don't like rocks in my drink.
01:19I don't like unexpected random blobs
01:23floating up through my giant straw. The straw is too big. The beads are weird. I don't really like tea.
01:29This is it. The moment where all those long corporate days finally pay off in the form of Boba and dreams.
01:35But even with all this excitement, my nerves are on edge. I put everything into this place. I can't let it fail.
01:42So the stakes are high. I need to make money. This place needs to work.
01:47I could have gotten some better lighting. I could have also opened during the day.
01:52Okay, I got a weird flashback to Deus Ex, like the original way back when, whatever.
02:01Ha ha!
02:03Go to your counter and close the counter door. Yep.
02:06Hup.
02:07Hi-ya!
02:08I'm ready.
02:09This is gonna be awesome. Hi! Welcome!
02:15It's a very strange way that it's animated. I like it, but it's unsettling.
02:18It's about time a Boba tea shop opened around here. I'll have a Boba milk tea.
02:23You got it!
02:24Ingredients, empty cup, milk tea, Boba, straw, and cover.
02:30Okay. Milk tea.
02:32Where's the Boba?
02:33Boba.
02:35Boba.
02:37Boba.
02:38Boba.
02:40Boba.
02:42Boba.
02:44Boba.
02:45Boba.
02:47Boba.
02:49Boba.
02:51Boba.
02:54Boba.
02:55Boba.
02:56Boba.
02:57Boba.
02:58Boba.
02:59So I should just leave it in the cup station for then.
03:01Blonk.
03:02There you go.
03:04Thank you!
03:06Whoa.
03:07One, two, three, five?
03:10I can't do math.
03:11Eight.
03:12Eight dollars for a Boba.
03:14Hi.
03:17I got some...
03:18I got something right there.
03:20Got something right there.
03:21I mean, hard be it for me to criticize a man who's working hard.
03:25Hmm.
03:26What's all the fuss about these drinks?
03:28Hmm.
03:29What's all the fuss about these drinks?
03:30Let's see.
03:31It's milk tea with tapioca, also known as Boba.
03:34Alright, then.
03:35I'll take one Boba milk tea for my son and one milk tea no Boba for myself.
03:39Not sure I trust those chewy things.
03:41Hey.
03:43I get you, man.
03:44Something weird about them, right?
03:47Something just not right.
03:52Okay, that's one for the son.
03:55And then one no Boba.
03:59For...
04:00No Boba!
04:02Bad Boba.
04:08Blam, and I'm gonna turn down the sensitivity because it's always too high.
04:11And dong.
04:12There you go, buddy.
04:13Ah, this better be good.
04:15Well.
04:18Thank you for that.
04:19How much was that?
04:24Hi.
04:26Would you like some Boba?
04:27Yay, a Boba tea shop!
04:29Big sis, can I get two Boba milk teas, please?
04:32Sure.
04:34Why do you need two?
04:46I guess I could've gotten that one.
04:50You asked for two, right?
04:51Yeah, Boba milk teas.
04:53There you go, kid.
04:54Do you have money?
04:55Big sis, you should add strawberry Boba to the menu.
04:58It will be the best seller for sure.
05:00Thanks.
05:01Bye.
05:03Expanding the menu could be a good idea.
05:05I'll do some research after closing.
05:07Hell yeah.
05:09I'm making so much money.
05:14Hi.
05:16Welcome.
05:17You've got the swagger of a confident man.
05:21Oh wow, I wasn't expecting to see such a beautiful lady behind the counter.
05:24Ha!
05:29Can I have one Boba milk tea with extra Boba?
05:32Oh yeah.
05:33You're gonna get all the Boba.
05:36That's what flattery gets you.
05:45Extra Boba.
05:48Gee, thanks.
05:49Gee, you're welcome.
05:51Also, you look really cool.
05:52Can I have your number?
05:54No.
05:56Shucks.
05:57Oh well.
05:58Can't blame a guy for trying.
05:59I suppose not.
06:01Doesn't matter how confident you are.
06:03That's all for today.
06:04I should clean the shop and prep for tomorrow.
06:06I should.
06:09Who vomited on the floor?
06:12Who?
06:14Who?
06:15Ah!
06:16Oh my god.
06:18Hi.
06:19What?
06:21What is it?
06:23I'm so sorry.
06:24I didn't mean to scare you.
06:25Oh, don't worry.
06:27You did.
06:29I saw you were about to close and I had to rush in.
06:31I'm sure.
06:32It's fine.
06:33It's fine.
06:34Alright, come on.
06:35This is all about customer service here.
06:38Alright.
06:39Don't worry.
06:41Hop on over and I'll get you taken care of.
06:45So you...
06:47You like goth or something?
06:48I'll take, uh, two Boba milk teas.
06:51You got it.
06:52Two Boba milk teas coming right up.
06:54Don't you worry.
06:56Don't do anything while my back is turned.
06:58You wouldn't do anything, would you?
07:00You would never.
07:02You never would, would you?
07:05Ooh, money.
07:06Put your money down.
07:07I'll take that.
07:08Thanks for the money.
07:13Oh well.
07:17Haha.
07:21Haha.
07:22Okay, anyway.
07:24There you go.
07:25Thank you so much.
07:26I really appreciate it.
07:27I really appreciate your business.
07:30Now, don't do that again.
07:39Keep the chairs.
07:40Keep.
07:41Keep.
07:42Keep.
07:43Keep.
07:44Keep.
07:45Keep.
07:46Keep.
07:47Keep.
07:48Keep.
07:49Keep.
07:50I'm the only staff.
07:52I guess this is the employee area.
07:54For me.
07:55Being defined if I ever have employees.
07:57Hi-yah!
07:58What is this?
07:59Late night mop?
08:00That's exactly late night mop.
08:03Hi-yah.
08:05Alright.
08:07Exit the shop.
08:08I gotta put away my stuff.
08:13Can't have that.
08:14Just lying around.
08:15Should I take my money or no?
08:18Okay.
08:20Yippee!
08:22Haha!
08:24Alright.
08:26I'm happy.
08:27That was great.
08:30No!
08:34Are you kidding me?
08:35Are you...
08:38Yashin' me?
08:39Are you Yashin' me?
08:40Right now?
08:41I guess it is a demo.
08:43Oh well.
08:44I like it.
08:45Hey, everyone.
08:46Wishlist this so that it can actually be made.
08:49Fine.
08:50I was enjoying myself, but oh well.
08:52Moving on.
08:55Meow.
08:56Wait, have I played Meow?
08:57Why is this familiar?
08:58I don't think I've played this before, but this is a horror game about taking care of your cat.
09:02Which is a horrible experience that nobody should endure.
09:05Just kidding.
09:06I like cats.
09:07And I've had cats in the past.
09:09Hi, kitties.
09:10Hi.
09:11Oh, they're too cute.
09:12I've never played this before.
09:13Oh my goodness.
09:15Oh my goodness.
09:17Oh my...
09:19Meow.
09:20Oh my goodness.
09:21Oh my...
09:22Meow.
09:23Oh...
09:24Meow.
09:25Where's your food?
09:26Where's your food?
09:27Sorry, my eyeballs are all kinds of staticky right now.
09:30Meow.
09:31But hey, you want some food?
09:32You want some food?
09:33Meow.
09:34There you go.
09:38Oh, you're adorable.
09:39Go to sleep.
09:40Well, I guess that was all the rest and relaxation I need.
09:44I just need to check.
09:45Did I lock the doors?
09:46Did I lock the doors?
09:47Okay, there's a mystery door over there.
09:49Probably a bathroom, but who knows.
09:52I'm asleep now.
09:54Okay.
09:59Kitty?
10:00Hi, kitty.
10:01Meow.
10:02Hi, kitty.
10:03Meow.
10:04Hi, kitty.
10:06Meow.
10:07Oh my goodness, you are so cute.
10:09Meow.
10:10Go to the shop to buy cat food.
10:11Okay, I'm sorry, kitty.
10:12Meow.
10:13We're out of cat food.
10:14I gotta go to the shop, okay?
10:15Don't you worry.
10:16Don't you worry.
10:17Don't worry.
10:18You're so cute.
10:19Meow.
10:20Oh my god, you're so cute.
10:21Meow.
10:22Look at the little feet walking all stupid.
10:23Meow.
10:24All right, gotta go to the shop apparently.
10:25Oh, y'all got any cat food?
10:29Hello, sir?
10:31Sir?
10:32All right, cat food, cat food, cat food.
10:36Maybe I should buy more than one.
10:41I mean, shouldn't I buy more than one?
10:44That's all I need.
10:46I bought the food.
10:48Feed the cat now.
10:50I will.
10:52Kitty.
10:53Meow.
10:54I know.
10:55I know.
10:56Did I put it?
10:57How did I put it in the shelf?
10:58Meow.
10:59I know, kitty.
11:00I don't know how that happened, but...
11:01Meow.
11:02There you go, kitty.
11:03Oh, you good kitty.
11:04Good kitty.
11:05Good kitty.
11:07Good kitty.
11:09Ah, sweet dreams.
11:11Music.
11:14Music.
11:15Why?
11:17Kitty?
11:19Kitty?
11:21Kitty?
11:23Kitty?
11:24Ah!
11:25Ah!
11:26Okay.
11:27Okay?
11:47You know?
11:49I...
11:56You know?
11:58Thumbs up from me.
11:59I'm all...
12:00I'm okay with that.
12:01I feel like...
12:02I feel like a million bucks.
12:05That's what I feel like.
12:06That's what I feel like right now.
12:07Great game.
12:08Incredible stuff.
12:09Moving on.
12:10Music.
12:40Music.
12:41Music.
12:42Music.
12:43Music.
12:44Music.
12:45Music.
12:46Music.
12:47Music.
12:48Music.
12:49Music.
12:50Music.
12:51Music.
12:52Music.
12:53Music.
12:54Music.
12:55Music.
12:56Music.
12:57Music.
12:58Music.
12:59Music.
13:00Music.
13:01Music.
13:02Music.
13:03Music.
13:04Music.
13:05Music.
13:06Music.
13:07Music.
13:08Music.
13:39Welcome to Salt, which I'm guessing that's what those bags say, so we're all learning
13:50something.
13:51Additional information.
13:52Wow.
13:53Horror Engine.
13:54Whatever that is.
13:55Must be some kind of like pre-built horror thingamabob.
14:01Maybe I'll use one of those to try to make a game myself someday.
14:07Wow.
14:09Another working day has come to an end.
14:13It sure has.
14:14Finally, I'm almost home.
14:18New thoughts appear.
14:19Press tab for viewing.
14:21My mind!
14:23My mind!
14:26What do you think, Brain?
14:27I think you should get to the apartment.
14:30Thank you, Brain.
14:31I appreciate it.
14:32You know, you're just talking to yourself.
14:35It's better if I visualize this as some kind of alternate entity that exists between the
14:41neurons.
14:42You're an idiot.
14:43I guess I'm just gonna walk.
14:44I don't know which way, but this way is slightly more illuminated, so I'm guessing this way.
14:54Yeah, I know.
14:55I know.
14:56Get to my apartment.
14:57I'm aware.
14:58I don't need to console my brain that often.
15:00Unreal Engine 5, huh?
15:02It's good.
15:03It's good.
15:04It's good.
15:11Um...
15:14Yes?
15:15I'm guessing.
15:16I'm trying to get some kind of visual clues here.
15:18There's a pile of garbage.
15:20That's a nice visual clue.
15:22There's also lines going this way, so maybe...
15:27Down this path?
15:28Seems as good as any.
15:31Up there?
15:32Is that it?
15:33Is that my apartment?
15:35Brain, is that my apartment?
15:36Shouldn't you know?
15:37I don't know anything.
15:38Oh, don't you?
15:39That's because I know everything.
15:41You're, um...
15:43Lixian, blow this brain up for getting uppity.
15:46No, wait, not my brain!
15:47Oh, hi, kitty.
15:51You're too hyper-realistic for this world, and your ears are stupid, but your face?
15:56Adorable.
15:58Adorable.
15:59Okay, goodbye.
16:03Let me reach out with my hand.
16:18I'm sorry?
16:22The hell kind of passcode did I just...
16:26Complex hand signal?
16:29Hmm.
16:30Well, this seems vaguely familiar.
16:32I think there was a game in this type of stairwell.
16:37A missing person flyer.
16:38Judging by the date, the person went missing recently.
16:41Well, I hate to tell you.
16:42That's not recent to now, anyway.
16:44Not as recent as that's 1971.
16:4884.
16:49Ew.
16:50What the hell is that?
16:53Ah!
16:55You don't scare me, neighbor.
16:57Hey, buddy.
16:59Okay.
17:04Brain, what do you think of this?
17:05Oh, you've been exploded.
17:07I expected to come around and you'd be perfectly normal, and goodness gracious, was I right.
17:13Get me out of here.
17:14How you doing, buddy?
17:15Hey, pal.
17:16Don't worry about anything.
17:18Listen, you're gonna get that head fixed.
17:20You're gonna get the money to get a widening surgery.
17:23No one thinks you have a shriveled, non-girthy head.
17:26Come on!
17:27Come on!
17:29Have some confidence.
17:32You're gonna be alright.
17:34It's dark.
17:36Oh, it's demon-y.
17:38Ah, it's mine.
17:40Glad I found mine.
17:43Close that up.
17:47Ah.
17:48Home sweet, okay.
17:49Finally, I'm home.
17:53I'm terribly hungry.
17:57I hope there's something edible in the fridge.
17:59I don't know why you wouldn't know that.
18:00Well, actually, no.
18:01I've spent hours standing in my own pantry.
18:04Just standing there, hoping that whatever food I actually want would throw itself at me.
18:11And it never does.
18:15Ooh, there is one food in here.
18:20Great.
18:21Lasagna.
18:23Excellent.
18:25And one beer.
18:27And anime boobs!
18:29Yippee!
18:30Everything a man needs.
18:34That was too quick for lasagna.
18:37Let me tell you, lasagna, that shit takes a long time to cook.
18:41I don't know what the thermal capacity of lasagna is, but it's high.
18:45Thank you, anime boobs.
18:47Now I need to take a shower after that meal.
18:49Oof.
18:50Oh, I also have a...
18:51I also have a...
18:53A that.
18:54And a can of...
18:55That.
18:56Whatever that is.
18:57And one beer.
18:59All right.
19:00Shower, shower, me oh my.
19:01Shower, sh-
19:04Bye.
19:05Who is this?
19:06Who is this?
19:11Check the front door.
19:12All right, thank you.
19:16Hello.
19:18Hi!
19:19Oh, how you doing, buddy?
19:20How you doing, buddy?
19:22Hello.
19:23Hi.
19:26I'm your neighbor upstairs.
19:27Well, you were downstairs, so that's weird.
19:30Could you lend me some salt?
19:31I'm cooking something right now, and as luck would have it, I'm out of salt.
19:36Yeah.
19:37I'll bring it right now.
19:39Just gonna leave my door open.
19:42Just gonna go get the salt.
19:44Of which I have much.
19:47Don't you worry about...
19:48That's not the door.
19:49Don't you worry about a thing.
19:51Gonna get the salt.
19:53Salt.
19:55Salt.
19:56All right, fine.
19:58Hey.
19:59I don't have any salt in here.
20:00Hey, buddy.
20:01Don't have any salt in there.
20:02You just hold on.
20:03Hold right on.
20:04Don't worry.
20:05It's probably in here.
20:06No, it's not.
20:08Salt, you say?
20:10Well, I keep my salt in the...
20:13Cupboards.
20:14I keep my salt in this fridge.
20:16I keep my salt...
20:19Close.
20:21Always close.
20:22Salt.
20:25I have it.
20:26I have it.
20:28Hey, buddy, buddy.
20:33I've got a terrible feeling about this.
20:34Hey, pal.
20:36Friend!
20:37Where is he?
20:38He must have gone upstairs.
20:40He said he was in the apartment upstairs.
20:42He must have gone up there.
20:43Boy, it's dark.
20:46Okay, well, I need...
20:48Neighbor?
20:50Neighbor?
20:52Neighbor?
20:53Fine.
20:55Better take a shower, then.
20:57Nothing bad's gonna happen to me now.
20:59I'll leave it open.
21:00Just in case he needs to...
21:02Stop on by.
21:05Neighbor?
21:06You're not in there, are you?
21:10Fine.
21:12I should have left the bathroom door open, too.
21:15No!
21:16Nobody kill me!
21:20Now that it's left to take the trash out, I can go to bed.
21:23Sure hope when I open this door, nothing is there.
21:25Huh?
21:26Nope!
21:27Who closed my front door?
21:33La la!
21:34La la la la!
21:36La la la la la.
21:39La la la la la!
21:42La la la la la.
21:45ah
21:47Lalalallalalalalalaa
22:13Very complex code to get in and out.
22:15Also, if you sing like that, nothing can kill you.
22:20Nothin'.
22:21Nothin' at all.
22:23You become literally invuln-er-able.
22:24Invul-ter-able.
22:25And, legally, I did not say you become invulnerable.
22:30I said invul-ter-able, which is a word that I made up that protects me.
22:35I'll just slap it in there.
22:38Good enough.
22:40To return home.
22:44Thank you, brain.
22:45What can I do without you?
22:57Everything's going great.
22:58I hate this.
22:59La-la-lee-la-la-la-la.
23:00La-la-la-la-la-la-la.
23:01La-la-lee-la-la-la-la.
23:02La-la-lee-la-la-la-la.
23:03La-la-lee-la-la-la-la.
23:04La-la-lee-la-la-la-la.
23:05Is this mine?
23:06No.
23:07One more.
23:08La-la-lee-la-la-la-la.
23:09Ah, good.
23:10Yes.
23:11Home sweet home.
23:12I'm sure.
23:13I'll leave it open.
23:14Finally, I can go to bed.
23:15Do I have a bed?
23:16I don't see if I have a bed.
23:17This might be a good place.
23:18I'm sure.
23:19I'm sure.
23:20I'm sure.
23:21I'm sure.
23:22I'm sure.
23:23I'm sure.
23:24I'm sure.
23:25I'm sure.
23:26I'm sure.
23:27I'm sure.
23:28I'm sure.
23:29I'm sure.
23:30I'm sure.
23:31I'm sure.
23:32I'm sure.
23:33I'm sure.
23:35Is this my bed?
23:36Good enough!
23:37Leave all the doors open.
23:49Hmm.
23:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:56I'm awake.
24:08Okay, that was weird. That was a lot of sounds to open my eyes.
24:13Who is it? Maybe we're getting with his salt. Hey!
24:17Buddy. Hey, buddy.
24:19That's strange.
24:24Neighbor?
24:26Some traces.
24:30I know this from my hunting days. Hmm, and they lead to the fifth floor.
24:38Well, my neighbor projectile shat himself or this is a blood.
24:44Well, if he's weakened I could probably kill him.
24:47You're not weakened in here, are you?
24:55I don't think he's weakened at all.
25:05Yes, yes, yes, good, yes. This is good. Great.
25:11Neighbor?
25:14Neighbor? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
25:18Neighbor? Neighbor? Neighbor? NEIGHBOR? NEIGHBOR? NEIGHBOR?
25:26Not enough games where you play the murderer.
25:31Bag? Key. Key, got the key.
25:39Probably fine.
25:44Neighbor? Neighbor?
25:49Fuck!
25:52Oh my god!
25:56He's a fucking killer!
26:00He wanted to salt the carpet!
26:06He called the cops in fast. I'm sure I'll get out.
26:11Let me just consult my brain. Return to your apartment, call the police. Good idea.
26:23No time to close the door.
26:26Where did I see a phone? Ah!
26:29Police?
26:31Fuck, let me dial. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
26:35All right.
26:38I need to- oh, yeah, you're right. I need to calm down.
26:46I'm gonna call one one two. No, that's not the right number. Oh, oh boy.
26:55I don't wanna. I don't wanna. I don't wanna. I can't move.
27:01Press tab? Oh, no.
27:03Leave. What do you mean? Leave? Great, come on!
27:08Get out of my boobs, please! Help me! All right, it's fine.
27:28Hi.
27:34Oh, I'm dead. All right, great.
27:40This has been, um, this has been three scary games. Hope you enjoyed it.
27:44I did. It's been a while since we did one of these. Hope to do more.
27:48Very soon. I'm sure Lixian has something scary for you, or he's gonna- he's just gonna blow up your brains.
27:52Don't think too hard about it. Don't think too hard at all. The more you use your brain, the faster it's gonna explode.
27:57Uh-oh! You're looking a little explodey right there!
27:59Well, you better not-