RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17 Episode 10 The Villains Roast (March 7, 2025) FULL EPISODE HD
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00:00Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race...
00:03Each of you needs to create an original outfit inspired by Betsy Johnson.
00:08Yes!
00:09Thank you!
00:10Woo!
00:11Cory King.
00:12I wouldn't really garbage that dress on you.
00:16Lydia Butthole Collins.
00:18There's just a few things that are off on the fit about this.
00:21Lexi Love.
00:23This is absolutely fantastic.
00:25Well done.
00:26Jewel Sparkles.
00:27That is the collection.
00:30Congratulations.
00:31You are the winner of this week's challenge.
00:34Lydia Butthole Collins.
00:36Shantay, you stay.
00:37Cory Scott King.
00:39Sashay, away.
00:51That was so...
00:54It is Romeo and Juliet up in here.
00:56Lydia and Cory, two star-crossed lovers.
01:00Lipsynched against each other to kiss me deadly.
01:03And Lydia kissed her deadly.
01:05This is a Shakespearean tragedy.
01:08And I love it.
01:09Oh my god.
01:10It says, goodnight, kingdom.
01:12Aww.
01:13I think this is the least amount of words Cory has ever said.
01:16I know.
01:17That's all?
01:18But it looks a little incomplete.
01:19And we're just...
01:20Aww.
01:21How do you feel right now?
01:23I feel so happy to be here.
01:26I am really sad that Cory's not gonna be here.
01:29I could not even look at Rue or the judges in the eyes
01:31when she was announcing her state.
01:33I bet it was you or her.
01:34No.
01:35I'm glad it was me.
01:36But I'm sorry, Cory.
01:37Bye, Cory.
01:38Bye, Cory.
01:40I am trying my absolute hardest to not let this get to me.
01:44But there is something special about what Cory and I are doing here together.
01:49It feels great to have survived.
01:51But there is a deep sadness running through my body right now.
01:55Congratulations to Julia.
01:58Congratulations, Julie.
01:59I got my first win.
02:01I feel like I can finally see the finish line.
02:03But before, it was just a blurry vision.
02:05And it was a slow burn.
02:07But bitch, Jules is here.
02:09And she's here to sparkle.
02:11You okay, Lexi?
02:12Lexi?
02:13Are you okay?
02:14Jules, you look amazing.
02:16I get it.
02:17Please don't take any of my energy.
02:19As anything, try to take it away from you.
02:21Just, you know me and my Intercepted Tour, honey.
02:23I have my own biggest enemy.
02:25And I just am beating myself up.
02:28I am the blushing bride that definitely was left at the altar.
02:31I won talent show.
02:33No, I have not won anything else yet, though.
02:37I love this look.
02:38For me, this is not a bottom two look.
02:40I do think there were other looks that possibly could have taken my place in the bottom.
02:44Like who?
02:45You.
02:46Me?
02:47Go away.
02:48Are you that delusional?
02:50I mean, it is a bra and a skirt, but...
02:52But it's well done.
02:53It is a very tailored bra and skirt.
02:55And it looks like you skinned a dead cat.
02:57Oh, thank you.
03:01What are the statistics at this point?
03:03We have three girls with two wins.
03:05Anya, Sam, and I.
03:06Three with one win.
03:07Barry, Eddie, Lexi, and Jules.
03:09And Lana and Lydia are having a great time.
03:13Baby, all you can do is laugh.
03:15And take your drag off.
03:17Come on, bitch.
03:18Let's laugh out of this drag.
03:22Lydia, I cannot believe you said I was going to be in the bottom.
03:25It's a little basic for me.
03:29I'm just going to hold my comment.
03:32For the girls who haven't won anything yet...
03:45The girls are finally realizing that this competition is a competition.
03:49It is now time to show what you got.
03:51And if you're not going to show it...
03:55You can join your friends.
04:00The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics.
04:05And a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000.
04:09Courtesy of Today Tips, the theater ticket app.
04:12With extra special guest judge, Whitney Collins.
04:16And the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race is...
04:23Good morning, kingdom.
04:25We're back.
04:29And goodbye, kingdom.
04:31New week, no Corey to distract me at this point.
04:35So, whatever this next challenge is...
04:37I need to swing big and knock it out of the park.
04:42Hello, hello, hello.
04:46Hi.
04:48How are you all doing?
04:52Is anyone going to ask me how I'm doing?
04:54How are you, Michelle?
04:56Well, to be honest, I'm sad.
04:59And I think I know why.
05:01Tell us.
05:03I'm missing a major player that left too early this season.
05:08Oh, God.
05:10Is someone coming back?
05:12For the first time in drag race history...
05:16We're bringing back...
05:18LaBretonka Dante!
05:22I thought I finished with that bitch.
05:26You know, she sucks.
05:28I suggest that you take off anything that you don't want to get wet.
05:31And meet me on the main stage in five minutes.
05:36And go!
05:46Queens!
05:48Give a warm drag race welcome...
05:50To Entertainment Weekly Senior Writer, Joey Nolfi!
05:54Hi, guys!
05:56For today's revenge.
06:00I mean, mini challenge.
06:02You'll each take a seat...
06:04Atop the Badonkadonk Tank.
06:06Joey and I will ask you a series of questions.
06:10If you answer correctly, you'll stay dry.
06:12If not, you get dunked.
06:15Oh, Lord.
06:17Do you know how much product I have to use...
06:19To get my hair to look like this?
06:21Bitch, I do not want to wet my hair right now.
06:23Lydia Butthole Combs.
06:25You are first.
06:27Hi, Bruno.
06:29Oh, thank you.
06:31Get on the back.
06:33Cory's gonna be mad.
06:35Okay, first question.
06:37Lydia, what's your favorite color?
06:39Blue.
06:41Wrong. It's red.
06:44Oh!
06:46I'm gonna piss in this tank...
06:48And make these bitches drink it.
06:50Jules, what's your favorite body part?
06:54Penis.
06:56Wrong. It's your uvula.
07:04Who is your favorite drag race judge?
07:06Michelle Visage.
07:08Brown nose.
07:11Everyone is getting dunked.
07:13Left and right.
07:15Damn!
07:17Harry Eddie.
07:21This may be the sweetest revenge of all.
07:23Don't be mercy.
07:27Hey!
07:29Are you a top?
07:31Or are you a bottom?
07:33I'm a bottom.
07:37This is definitely a bottom match.
07:39Queens!
07:41The winner of today's mini challenge is...
07:45Hey!
07:47Where did Joey go?
07:49Michelle?
07:51Hello, Pierre.
07:53This one's for you, Hormona.
08:01Go to EW.com slash Drag Race
08:03to hear my exclusive interview
08:05with Joey Nolte.
08:08Queens.
08:10The love language of drag is...
08:12Shade.
08:14I'm trying.
08:16So, for this week's maxi challenge,
08:18we're throwing the first ever...
08:22Villains roast.
08:26I draw punchlines on these hoes all day.
08:28I feel like...
08:30God, I keep saying this.
08:32I feel like this is gonna be my week.
08:35You will pay a comedy tribute
08:37to three of the shadiest queens
08:39in drag race history.
08:41Where am I?
08:43Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
08:45Candy Muse.
08:49And Plain Jane.
08:53Later today,
08:55you'll workshop your material
08:57with me and the irrepressible
08:59Whitney Cummings.
09:01Whitney Cummings.
09:05Jewels Sparkles, you won last week's
09:07maxi challenge.
09:09So you get to assign the order
09:11of...
09:15It's on, bitch.
09:17Racers,
09:19start your engines
09:21and may the best drag queen
09:23win.
09:26Let's get this roast a-cooking.
09:28Jewels has the honor
09:31of giving us the order for the roast
09:33and she could try and please everyone
09:35or be strategic.
09:37So, as a pageant bitch, I'm hoping she's strategic
09:39and sets these bitches up.
09:41I would like to hear from each of you
09:43what place you want and why.
09:45We'll start with Lexi.
09:47I would like last place, please.
09:49I would like to wrap that s*** up.
09:52Hi!
09:54Hi!
09:56Hi!
09:58It's time to meet up with
10:00our comedy coaches,
10:02Michelle Visage and Whitney Cummings.
10:04Queens, say hello
10:06to Whitney Cummings.
10:08Thank you for having me.
10:10She is a comedy superstar.
10:12She has roasted.
10:14She has toasted.
10:16Girl, I thought your nervous was dead.
10:18Whitney and I are here to help you
10:21work through your approach to this roast.
10:23When it comes to roasting,
10:25what you're giving someone when you roast them
10:27is the gift of them being able to laugh at themselves.
10:29That's how we play defense
10:31against a coming off kind of meme.
10:33You want to stop yawning?
10:35Sorry.
10:37I'm so sorry.
10:39Did the Adderall wear off?
10:41It's not because I'm
10:43bored or tired.
10:45I'm just a yawning girl.
10:47I'm sorry, Whitney.
10:49Do you want to try out one of your jokes?
10:51Sure.
10:53Today we have the opportunity to roast Jupiter,
10:55Sultra, and Insulin.
10:57I agree.
10:59Sorry, sorry, I mean Candy Muse, Plain Jane, and
11:01Mistress Isabel Brooks.
11:03Ani has been killing every comedy challenge.
11:05This is Drag Race, innit, not Make-A-Wish.
11:07She's so mean.
11:09And
11:11Jules knew if someone strong goes
11:13before me, I'm gonna like
11:15even worse so that she can
11:18see the light after me.
11:20So, it's not a good feeling.
11:22Now, Ariadne, when I
11:24announced the rose challenge, you looked like
11:26the fear of God had entered your body.
11:28Are you scared?
11:30Very much, because I don't really
11:32like right jokes.
11:34I like to come off cute,
11:36but then what comes out of my mouth is not cute.
11:38You're a secret
11:40f***ing hanger.
11:42Since you have a bitchy streak,
11:44call upon that.
11:47I have a lot of work to do.
11:51And for someone that doesn't
11:53really do this, not enough time.
11:55Jules Sparkle! Hi!
11:57What do you think
11:59people think about you?
12:01I think they think I'm a dumb whore.
12:03And so I'm gonna lean into that a little bit.
12:05One of the jokes that I had come up with that's like
12:07me misreading something is,
12:09Mistress, you know, your face is so stamped.
12:11Do you really let your creativity
12:13run wild with your makeup?
12:15It's surprising because it looks like you hate to run.
12:17I think that's funny.
12:19I want to get there quicker, but it's so funny.
12:21Okay, so it's more about the delivery.
12:23Yeah, and then just like knowing it so that you can
12:25be your whimsical self.
12:27There's a whole arch to roasting, so I'm gonna have to
12:29stay up all night to memorize this so that I don't f*** up.
12:31Solana.
12:33You're meeting Whitney for the first time.
12:35Tell her who you are.
12:37I love to showcase looks and showcase
12:39my silly personality.
12:41I got zero silly.
12:44You're right, I got beautiful model, but goofy,
12:46silly.
12:48No.
12:50Damn.
12:52What is a laugh? It's a surprise.
12:54So even better that you have been this stoic
12:56statue, and then you come out
12:58and you're silly and they're like,
13:00give us that drama. Like, who's this person?
13:02I'm ready to see what you got.
13:04I say Mistress calls herself the heavyweight champion
13:06and I have to agree because the only thing heavier than her weight
13:08is my weight for a maxi-challenge plan.
13:13Here's what I will say. If you're too self-deprecating,
13:15then sometimes
13:17they're gonna take their cues from you.
13:19This is a roast. You better roast
13:21or your ass could be going home.
13:23A lot of people tell me I'm funny in the workroom,
13:25but not when it comes to, like,
13:27being on stage and having to be funny.
13:29So I hope that I'm able to rework
13:31this because one more slip up
13:33and they will send my ass out the door.
13:35Champ star.
13:37You wanna tell us a little?
13:39Now, Miss T.S. Madison, we all
13:41know you've dabbled in sex work.
13:43Bitch, I think you f***ed more rich white men
13:45than cryptocurrency.
13:47Excellent.
13:51Lydia Butthole Collins, how do you think you are perceived?
13:53I think I'm sort of, like,
13:55tired.
13:57I'm perceived
13:59kind of outwardly sweet.
14:01I'm considered, like, a kumbaya girl.
14:03But I do have all these horrible,
14:05evil, disgusting thoughts in my brain.
14:07Your drag name is so funny.
14:09I just don't buy that that's your drag name
14:11and you're not gonna knock this
14:13out of the park.
14:15I have a very cynical and rotted
14:17sense of humor. I'm hopefully going
14:19to tap into that inner evil that I have
14:21and not hold back one bit.
14:23Susie Tooth, meet Whitney Cummings.
14:25Hi, Whitney.
14:27Hello. We've seen you do some comedy
14:29and you won our Dear Alive.
14:31So does that put some additional pressure on you?
14:33I think it does. I'm a little bit
14:35cerebral. I think I could run into
14:37the issue of being a little
14:39too smart.
14:41That is some bull****.
14:43Don't let her fool you.
14:45The bitch is funny. Ain't none of her jokes
14:47ever went over my head.
14:49So ain't nothing cerebral about it.
14:51She's trying to, like, bring the expectations
14:53down so she can exceed it.
14:55She's, like, a cerebral
14:57type.
14:59I'm afraid of
15:01going over people's heads.
15:03Seriously!
15:05Anya blew my cover.
15:07Yeah, I'm gonna do well.
15:09Yeah, I'm good at this. God forbid.
15:11Last, but certainly
15:13not least, Lexi Love.
15:15Let's hear what you got.
15:17Candemuse is such a b**** that she uses Summer's Eve as mouthwash.
15:19Candemuse,
15:21you're such a yeasty b****
15:23that next year she could
15:25make dough rise.
15:27Lexi, you are on your way, my darling.
15:35The more pressure I have,
15:37I mean, the worse I feel like
15:39I'm gonna do.
15:41And I was like, well, since Jules
15:43wants to play the game,
15:45let me play too.
15:49So I'm taking a few more jokes.
15:51Have fun.
15:53Okay, ladies,
15:55we are gonna wrap this up.
15:59Miss Jules.
16:01Karma's a
16:03b****.
16:21Let's get this roasted cooking.
16:23Who's hungry?
16:25Ready to roast a b****.
16:27It's time for the roast, sweetie.
16:29I'm feeling very confident,
16:31especially based on the fact that all these
16:33b****es are upset and pressed
16:35and bothered about the lineup.
16:37I'm like, okay, I'm coming with positive energy.
16:39I'm gonna be funny.
16:41Are you excited?
16:43I'm so excited.
16:45I feel like with scripted comedy,
16:47it has not been an easy road for me.
16:49I beg your pardon.
16:51Buy me a drink first.
16:53So I'm excited to hopefully
16:55redeem myself.
16:57Let out my secret
16:59evil side.
17:01Let it out.
17:03I was up all night working on my roast,
17:05so I think that my delusional confidence
17:07today is led to the fact that I
17:09am so tired.
17:28The tension is thick, b****.
17:30The tension is
17:32tensioning.
17:42I do not want to be
17:44next to Jules right now.
17:46I don't want to argue with her
17:48before the roast
17:50because I don't want to be in my head even more.
17:52You know I wasn't trying to set you up, right?
17:58I wasn't trying to set you up.
18:00You know that, right?
18:02I can't believe how
18:04you bring yourself after me.
18:06Now you're literally
18:08hoping that I
18:10don't do good so that you
18:12can do better. So that is
18:14the thing that's irritating.
18:24Are you moving over to the
18:26cool girls?
18:30I'm sorry, are you?
18:32I mean, we are in a competition, so I'm here
18:34to play. And at this point
18:36I don't give a b**** about anyone's feelings.
18:38And honestly, give me
18:40a fire in my ass to do better.
18:42Okay, cool.
18:44At the end of the day, all you can do is
18:46stab your friend in the back.
18:52The girls are moving and switching.
18:54I'm completely done
18:56holding the jewels.
19:00That's what you asked for, though.
19:02She knows how much you have thrown me off
19:04or gotten in my head.
19:06From the get-go, Suzy is the front-runner
19:08and I was the front-runner.
19:10Why is she out front-running me?
19:12This was a set-up.
19:14Honestly, if you were in her position, would you not
19:16have sent someone else?
19:18She messed up because I'm not the one.
19:20It should have been whoever's been performing best, which would be Suzy.
19:22She messed me up in that she didn't give me what I wanted.
19:24You wanted to be last.
19:28It was like a trade-off.
19:32Alright, girl.
19:34I disagree. Here's the real tea.
19:36Where you are placed in the roast
19:38does not matter that much.
19:40How you personally
19:42are affected by where you
19:44place in the roast matters a lot.
19:46It was a stunt to turn
19:48into a meal. I'm not going to be thrown off this time.
19:50So you're saying...
19:52Well, that's not going to work. I'm not going to get thrown off.
19:54It sounds to me like you weren't currently thrown off.
19:56Well, we shall see when I do my fit.
20:00I can't control your
20:02interceptor and I can't be the one
20:04to blame.
20:06You can flip the script in your mind and just say
20:08this is an opportunity to outshine
20:10one of the biggest players in the game.
20:12You can't let
20:14that game get ahead. We should be happy
20:16if I let it through us first.
20:18It's silly.
20:24Sam is trying to
20:26look out for me, but the roast
20:28is over here to me
20:30somewhere. And over here
20:32where I really am is just
20:3462 inches.
20:36And I'm just like, oh my
20:38f***ing God. I cannot
20:40escape this headspace.
20:42F***.
20:48How are you, baby?
20:50Everyone left me.
20:52It's okay. I think it's a little dramatic.
20:54I actually consoled her
20:56and said, hey, I don't feel really good about this.
20:58And then she pointed that out after me.
21:00So that's kind of f***ed up.
21:02I consoled her as well, like, weeks
21:04ago about...
21:06And it was a start.
21:08I could care less about how Lexi feels right now
21:10because I gave that bitch what she asked for.
21:12But I care about what Ariadne feels because
21:14she's my friend and I
21:16hate that I made her feel this way
21:18when that was not the intention.
21:20I just want to apologize to you, Ariadne, because
21:22you're right. I did put myself after you
21:24because I'm not very confident in a roast.
21:26So I didn't want to go behind
21:28one of the stronger players. And I'm sorry.
21:30As a friend, I would never do that to you.
21:32So thank you for actually saying that out loud.
21:34I would have done it to someone else that wasn't my sister.
21:36Damn, so everybody in here are angel sisters?
21:38Well, yes, they're all my sisters, but I feel like me and her
21:40had a connection. We do have a connection.
21:42That's why I'm more hurt by that.
21:44I didn't mean to make you, like, get in your head about this.
21:46Well, you didn't.
21:48I am still a little hurt.
21:50I mean,
21:52I'm f***ing human.
21:54Girl, you could cut the chicken
21:56in the room with a butter knife, huh?
21:58You know, I hope that when we get
22:00to the stage that our energy shifts
22:02because I want this to be a great roast.
22:04That's hot. Let a bitch be mad.
22:06Of course y'all don't throw type of weight
22:08because she didn't do it to you.
22:10That's why you don't throw some type of weight.
22:12Damn.
22:16That was not funny.
22:18That was not funny.
22:20What? What's funny?
22:22Why are you laughing?
22:24Because there's no reason
22:26why Jules should be having you, like,
22:28spiraling.
22:30All I'm going to say is that my intention
22:32was not to get in your head.
22:34That was all I'm going to say.
22:36You can say however you want to f***ing call it.
22:38I was not trying to get in your head.
22:40Girl.
22:42So exhausting.
22:50Leave it at that.
22:52I will leave it at that.
22:54All of a sudden, I am the f***ing
22:56villain of the season, girl.
22:58We're going to roast me next season, bitch.
23:00At the end of the day...
23:02Shut your ass up, baby.
23:10Bitch.
23:26Miss Paul.
23:30Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
23:32She is your favorite villain's
23:34favorite villain? Michelle Visage.
23:36I blame it on the edit.
23:38They all do, darling. They all do.
23:41That tantalizing T.S. Madison.
23:44Now, Maddie, would you rather roast or be roasted?
23:48Oh, you know I go both ways.
23:51See, I'd rather be spit-roasted.
23:54And the fabulous Whitney Cummings.
23:57Thank you for helping our queens.
24:00And thank you for all the free makeup I just stole.
24:04They call me Anastasia Woodland Hill.
24:09This week we challenged our queens to dish out the last
24:12at our first-ever Villains Roast.
24:15Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
24:21Coming up...
24:22The cast of S.T.D. The Robocop!
24:26This is Isabelle Brooks.
24:28Oh, I said that wrong.
24:31Yikes.
24:34It's the Villains Roast.
24:38Honoring...
24:39Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
24:40Drag the losing girl.
24:43Rain Jane.
24:44You look of ruin.
24:45Judo clown.
24:46Mess!
24:47And Candy Mews.
24:48Hey, you're in our star quality.
24:50Get the f*** out of here.
24:51Let's welcome our first roaster.
24:54On your nerve.
24:56Hello, hello, hello!
24:59Welcome to RuPaul's Villains Roast!
25:04I am so honored to be the first queen in drag race herstory
25:09to be roasting our very own
25:11Plain Jane, Candy Mews, and Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
25:16You may also recognize them as
25:19the cast of S.T.D. The Rubicop!
25:23Now, Candy, I'm gonna start with you.
25:25I would consider you the Tasmanian devil of your season,
25:29so I'm gonna speak this in a language only me and you can understand.
25:34Help me out! Help me out!
25:35Help me out!
25:36Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
25:37Period!
25:39Now, me and Candy gonna translate that for y'all.
25:42Say it with me, Candy.
25:43If you don't have star quality,
25:46get the f*** out of here!
25:49Jules, that means you, baby.
25:52Yes, yes, yes.
25:55Now, Plain Jane, I'm so sorry that
25:58you didn't get a chance to experience this roast moment
26:01with your dear sister, Corey King.
26:03But I will have you know that she is just as beautifully
26:07untalented, rotted, and dumb as you are.
26:11And I see exactly where she get it from.
26:13And Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
26:16thank you so much for being here.
26:18I'm sure you had nothing else going on.
26:22Okay, okay.
26:23This next entertainer has the comedic timing of a cancer diagnosis.
26:29Put those hands together and get ready for everybody!
26:35To be honest, I am shaking in my boots right now.
26:39I am so scared of roasting people.
26:43But not as much as Plain Jane is scared of emotional intelligence.
26:48Or Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
26:51Oh, I said that wrong.
26:53Candy Muse is afraid of tongue twisters.
26:57Or Miss Isabelle Brooks is scared of elevator weight limits.
27:05Yeah, there we go, there we go.
27:07Yikes.
27:08Oh my god.
27:11It's hard to watch.
27:13She's trying to giggle her way through it.
27:16But it's going down.
27:20I take it back, I take it back.
27:21I'm not going to make a fat joke about Mistress.
27:23Because Mistress is already a fat joke.
27:27Yeah!
27:31Oh my god, she stole my jokes.
27:35Oh my god, she stole my jokes.
27:37If you hate Candy Muse, you are or probably are racist.
27:41And if you like Candy Muse, you like bad drag.
27:47F*** that cabrón.
27:49Plain Jane, I relate to you the most.
27:52The only difference between you and I is, in my childhood, I played outside with kids and friends.
27:58You grew up alone in the dark, sucking on batteries.
28:04Did you not?
28:05You clocked it, sister.
28:07Thank you for spooking me.
28:09I kind of just want to run up there and put her out of her misery.
28:13It's just like, you're watching a starving dog.
28:17And you want to bring in some food.
28:19But you're like, hmm, maybe we should just shoot it in the head.
28:22Arrietty said it's just sad.
28:24And in conclusion...
28:27Yay!
28:28And in conclusion...
28:31Yay!
28:35And in conclusion...
28:37I honestly don't think you guys are villains.
28:39The real villains are the girls that smile to your face and then stab you in the back.
28:43Just like this next diva.
28:45So give it up for the dumbest crackhead I know.
28:49Juice Michaels!
28:53That set was the villain of the season, baby.
28:55Go learn the music, baby.
29:01I'm gonna get you, that f***ing bitch.
29:03I'm bad, but I'm about to go on stage, and this bitch just stole my joke.
29:08Wow.
29:09That was very...
29:11intelligent.
29:12Yeah!
29:18Coming up...
29:19Play Jade!
29:20Sister, how are you doing tonight?
29:21I'm good.
29:22Actually, I don't give a f***.
29:25I thought abortion was illegal in Texas.
29:28Not so much.
29:32Welcome back to The Villain's Rust.
29:34Hi, everyone.
29:35My name is Juice Michaels, and I am so excited to be here at The Villain's Rust!
29:42Right in front of me, I have three of the biggest villains of all time.
29:46And I do mean the biggest villains of all time, bitch.
29:49No, no, no.
29:50That wasn't a fat joke.
29:51I am not gonna make fat jokes today.
29:53I think those are just so tired and overdone and just plain mean.
29:58So, before I roast you three fat jokes, let me tell you...
30:05Juice is stumbling a little bit because, I mean, I took two of her jokes.
30:12Karma is really a bitch, though.
30:16Drag Race is a massive platform.
30:18But not as massive as Katie Muse's back.
30:22Drag Race is worldwide now, but not as wide as Katie Muse's back.
30:27Not so much.
30:31Play Jade does remind me of somebody I know.
30:33This person in you both struggle in foundation shade matching and is weirdly into Russian hookers.
30:40You are the Donald Trump of drag.
30:43Well, at least you do have the biggest boobs in drag.
30:45Next to Mistress, out of drag.
30:49Speaking of Mistress, I get it.
30:51The camera adds 10 pounds, but girl, you did work with the first 300.
30:56Well, that was my roast.
30:59The next lady coming onto the stage is gorgeous.
31:02And when it comes to comedy, she's gorgeous.
31:05Please welcome Lana Jure.
31:08Wow, Jules. I could have said it better myself.
31:12Good evening, everyone. My name is Lana Jure.
31:15Some of you may know me as a model, a nice pair of legs, or, as the judges now know me, a disappointment.
31:22Mistress is known for being in a lot of eras.
31:24You know, she's been in her congenial era, her top four era.
31:28But for her doctor's sake, let's all pray she's in her fitness era.
31:33Now, play Jane.
31:34Sister, how are you doing tonight?
31:36I'm good.
31:37Actually, I don't give a f**k.
31:39Play Jane is so white, she's not racist because she has a black friend, Corey King.
31:45Play Jane, honestly, I don't have that much material on here because so many of these jokes really just wipe themselves.
31:53Katie Mewes.
31:54Her drag race legacy will be remembered for so many, many years.
32:01Katie Mewes is so dumb, period.
32:07Yes, Lana, you better tell those jokes, Lana.
32:11Oh, my sister is killing it.
32:12Kandi is known for sitting alone in the VIP.
32:15But I actually have a fun fact.
32:17She wasn't sitting alone in the VIP.
32:19She was saving ten seats for T.S. Madison's ass.
32:23Now, this next queen, she owns the stage, much like her family owned my ancestors.
32:29No, it's for the one and only Sam.
32:32Hello, everyone.
32:34Please give it up one more time for my longtime family friend, Miss Plain Jane.
32:42Plain did introduce herself to the world with her iconic burger finger.
32:47And her drag sister, Corey King, introduced herself to the world with her butthole finger.
32:54We have the fabulous Kandi Mewes.
32:57Kandi Mewes is so ugly, she don't get assed out on dates.
33:01She gets assed out on dares.
33:05Why you laughing?
33:08And in closing, to my southern sister mistress, all I have to say to you is, bless your heart.
33:16Disease.
33:21One more fat joke and I'm a loser.
33:24Thank y'all so much.
33:26Give it up for Lydia Butthole Collins.
33:31Thank you, Sam.
33:32Thank you, Rue, for bringing us these things.
33:36First, I want to say hello to the panel, though.
33:38Rue, hi.
33:40Now that Corey's gone, I am going to need another bald black man to fill that void.
33:45And you do like seeing me in the bottom, anyway.
33:50Also, Whitney Cummings is here. Hello.
33:53Whitney, I am so sorry that I yawned yesterday during our table read.
33:58The truth is, I wasn't tired.
34:00You're just really f***ing boring.
34:03So I'm just going to get to our main event.
34:06The villains.
34:08A couple of these divas know a thing or two about roasting and shredding.
34:11Like, a pot roast.
34:13Shred a chicken.
34:14Roast beef.
34:15Mistress, I'm honestly surprised you could be on Drag Race, bitch.
34:19You're not racing anyone.
34:23Come on, Ms. Butthole.
34:25Did you just bleach her?
34:27Look, it's so pretty.
34:29It's funny.
34:31Mistress, it is an honor to be here with you.
34:34I'm a really, really big fan.
34:36Is what Mistress would say if she was dressed like an oscillating fan.
34:42Moving on, Jenny from the Blob.
34:45Candy Muse.
34:46Jenny from the Blob.
34:47Candy, you were actually raised as a moron.
34:50Oh no, sorry, I read that wrong.
34:51As a Mormon.
34:53I heard you left the Mormon church, though, because you refused to compete with six other women for food.
35:01Queen Jane, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule,
35:05jacking it to a mandatory meetings elimination to be here with us today.
35:11I've learned a lot about Boston drag as I've grown very close to Corey King, your sis.
35:15And I actually did bring a little piece of her with me.
35:17To this day, her d*** is still in my stomach.
35:21Oh my God!
35:23Oh my God!
35:25Now, how do we welcome our next queen,
35:27a reincarnated Edith Piaf trapped in a 24-year-old queen's body,
35:31Susie Toots.
35:33I was fully expecting to lift the energy after Lydia,
35:38and I am in a completely different situation.
35:41Let's get on with this roast.
35:43Mistress is the former mother of sugar and spice,
35:47and I thought abortion was illegal in Texas.
35:51This would also be the only context in which mistress would cut sugar out of her life.
35:58Candy Muse fancies herself a television host,
36:01but the only thing she's hosted consistently is parasites.
36:06Now, it's unfair to say that Candy is just riddled with STDs,
36:11because she's also riddled with a variety pack of mental illnesses.
36:16Wayne, your sister Cory did sashay away last week,
36:20but don't worry, she carried on your legacy.
36:23She had a great ass, she was hateful,
36:26and she left no other impression.
36:31Now, I am not going to stand up here and call you old RuPaul,
36:36because that would just be beating a dead horse,
36:39which funny enough is Raven's job description.
36:46And that is my time.
36:49Now please, welcome to the stage,
36:52your final entertainer, a dumb, ugly slut with no friends,
36:56Lexi Long!
37:03When Susie says you have no friends, I'm thinking,
37:06oh, did I turn everybody away from me?
37:10Every word in my brain
37:14left me.
37:17No friends, no family, but I'm gonna f*** this up, honey.
37:21Thank you, Susie Toot.
37:23You might be known after this as the Jinx Monsoon for dummies.
37:27On to our three deplorables of the evening.
37:31The only thing more terrifying than these three individuals is
37:35you, RuPaul.
37:38Bunion.
37:40Yikes.
37:42Candy Muse has such a rotted f***ing mouth,
37:45Donald Trump tried to grab her by it.
37:48Allegedly, of course, allegedly.
37:51Plain, plain Jane.
37:53Plain is actually very attractive.
37:55She looks like Freddie Prinze Jr. outside of drag.
37:59If Freddie Prinze Jr. smoked crystal methamphetamines.
38:02Oh.
38:03And I would know, honey, I was an avid frequent flyer for years.
38:07The only thing meaner than plain Jane is Candy Muse's underbite.
38:11Hey.
38:13Let's talk about Mistress Isabella.
38:15Isabelle, babe.
38:16Isabelle.
38:17Sorry, I love to add letters in like you like to add carbs.
38:21I do want to thank everybody for joining us here tonight.
38:24This has been a complete and total waste of my time
38:27and I'm just starting to smell sulfur.
38:29So I'll see you later now.
38:31Good night.
38:33Good night.
38:36And now, let's hear from our villain.
38:40Now, we in the doll office have some quick words for the girls.
38:44F***.
38:45F***.
38:46F***.
38:47F***.
38:48F***.
38:49F***.
38:50Bring her home next.
38:54This was the most excruciating meet and greet that I've ever been a part of.
38:59You girls truly did the impossible.
39:02Lydia, you made me hate buttholes.
39:04Susie, you made me hate drag.
39:08Y'all know drag family means a lot to me.
39:10To my two nieces here today,
39:12Miss Lana Duree,
39:13I'm glad to see you're carrying on Leta's fourth placement.
39:17Thank you, Nerietti.
39:18At least you've got better than the water girl.
39:22So with that being said, let the music play.
39:32You see that beach?
39:33Bet you like that beach.
39:34If you feeling that,
39:35get her over here.
39:37On that beach.
39:42Coming up.
39:43Your performance was just amazing.
39:45The minute you fell even just a little bit,
39:47it took you down.
39:55Category is,
39:57who wears short shorts up first?
40:00Anya Ner.
40:02girl she got a wedgie imagine a big old pair of shorts and it can go all the way up to your titties
40:11to give you the most ultimate wedgie baby but make it fashion the zipper comes down
40:17and you can see my cha-chas honey she puts the ass in acid
40:22box everybody oh heavy is the tuck and where's the crowd have y'all ever wondered what a alvin
40:31royal would wear to play football well we don't actually play the game we need dirty
40:37looking like this this is what the first game hope will look like
40:42i've got bows in my hair bows on my shorts i've got grommets everywhere
40:57we've got everything that it takes to be jewel i feel very very gorgeous
41:03cataloons
41:12come on naomi don't throw the birkin back
41:16i am channeling naomi campbell d squared 2003 i am running down the runway giving that bitch
41:21energy i feel so beautiful and i'm so honored i get to pay homage to someone
41:26so inspirational to my drive that's my guy make america drag again
41:31nobody can wear a red hat anymore you know i know sham shark
41:35she's kayla swift and travis kelsey my short shorts they are high cut and adorned with stars
41:42not always was secretly jealous of the football team because they were so cool and popular
41:47so this is a tribute to all of the sexy football players in the world and if you're single
41:52call me
41:53ding
41:58lydia butthole collins now this is a gutsy look
42:04i am a very tragic tale this week it's a chemical peel gone wrong my skin is falling off but
42:10luckily my skin is staped just around my cooter to cover it perfectly the skin shorts are made
42:16out of a tulle fabric and on the back of them is a cute little sparkling butthole
42:21come to the party inside my
42:25i did not give him permission to use my before picture
42:30susie jones you've heard of the merchants of venice yes well this is the merchant of penis
42:38i'm giving you full elizabethan puffy shorts and baby i ripped that cape off to reveal my
42:46oh okay it's historical it's elevated it's a cerebral kind of blood
42:53now appearing in a midsummer night's wet dream
42:58next enough what kind of last next love okay my look is a love letter to my village my mom
43:08and a couple of her girlfriends and my drag family everybody spent hours stoning every
43:15pair of these shorts and i feel wrapped in love if you stay straight you ain't got to get tripped
43:25coming up tonight's look is my favorite look you are absolutely stunning this is
43:30like i got this at the mall at wet seal it's not even open anymore
43:35welcome queens i've made some decisions when i call your name please step forward
43:47on your nerve susie toot ladies you are safe thank you you may leave the stage
43:59queens you represent the tops and bottoms of the week now it's time for the judges critiques
44:10first up arietty arietty you seemed unsure but you went for it and then the minute you fell
44:19even just a little bit i said that wrong it took you down i just want to remind you that you did
44:25about as well as you said you were gonna do so i would just challenge you to anticipate winning
44:32and see what happens in every part of your life tonight's look is my favorite look when they said
44:38who wears short shorts i was like hey shawty can you not move your face right now is that what's
44:44happening i know i'm trying not to smile it's like glue to my face i'm sorry i have a bitch face
44:48i love your subtitle in your face right now
44:54josh sparkles started out really strong you got up to the podium and you said that was
45:00intelligent so that was actually really funny and my hopes were very high when you kind of like
45:07arietty started not hitting let me say it threw you off however the difference is you were pushing
45:13through it you weren't gonna stop you'll just do a bad joke after bad joke
45:19you are absolutely stunning i love the big poof your superpower i think is your sweetness
45:25and the roasting thing is a skill i really think you should work on
45:29because you can get away with murder you could be the caitlin jenner of drag
45:35girl wait
45:39next donna charrette white
45:53congratulations i hope you're so proud of yourself i am so proud of you i get
45:57britney spears as dad i want to just lock you in a house
46:04did naomi wear this in the d squared show yes this is naomi campbell with d squared 2003
46:09yeah but for here like it's different this is like i got this at the mall
46:14at wet sale that's not even open anymore that's the meanest thing i've heard today
46:20there's not enough lana in this outfit but you proved that in the roast tonight
46:28really got a sense of who you are and that was so impressive
46:32i'm not sure another bail you came in you stuck the knife in very slow
46:38you turned it around honey and those girls felt every piece of it even me
46:44and it's hard to stick something to me and i don't feel it
46:48but you said as we say in the south bless your sweet little heart disease
46:56your performance was just amazing you make it look easy which is kind of annoying and
47:00then tonight this is a drag look so y'all can do your favorite looks just bring it here
47:09up next lydia butthole college hello lydia your comic timing you're not racing
47:15anyone it was so perfect i was like is that my biological clock
47:19what is tricky so perfectly thank you so much what gathered me was the awesome lady
47:31i love this look it's very you it's very faulty so to speak i it doesn't really read short shorts
47:38to me i'm not gonna lie listen even this outfit i get you you're the kids i grew up with in the
47:43more importantly you get it all right everybody say lexi love yes so what i really loved about
47:52your roast was how you admitted when the jokes did not when they were not landing you brought
47:58us in so we didn't have that uneasy feeling however they weren't funny god this look tonight
48:06i like it it's all shredded and torn up have you worn something when you drugged it on the floor
48:11i was here probably every week yeah yeah
48:19now i know you had some issues with going last i got upset because i felt like the placement
48:24of suzy right before me was going to throw me off and jules knows my interceptor loves to
48:31tell myself the things that suzy tutors better than me at because let's face it i was
48:36sucking smoking meth while she was studying and becoming better you and suzy are totally
48:41two different kinds of queens your saboteur is lying to you you know who you remind me of me
48:47we're the bitches that don't take our adderall because we forgot it in some guy's car
48:52i don't have any notes or critiques for you i do have something to say to your inner critic
48:59and that is you let this be the last time that your inner saboteur gets to speak thank you
49:07thank you queens i think we've heard enough while you untuck backstage the judges and i will
49:13deliberate all right now just between us girlfriends what do you think let's start with
49:19arietty our looks are amazing but when it comes down to the challenge
49:24honey arietty was her own worst enemy she's very concerned with how she looks
49:28and how other people see her honey if you're doing a rose you have to throw that stuff out
49:32the window yes jules sparkles listen jules jokes didn't land honey there are people that caught
49:37more stds than they caught her jokes but jules looked so pretty tonight yes marie antoinette
49:45i am absolutely but she looked so pretty lana jure i cannot believe how funny lana jure was
49:57tonight in that roast i think she was like listen what have i got to lose i too enjoyed her rose
50:02honey i could have cut me a piece of that and had it twice fix me a plate for her outfit tonight i
50:06didn't want a plate of what she had on the top looked very cheap i think i saw the children who
50:11made it sweat sam star she needed that one critique a couple weeks ago and now she has
50:21hit the gas pedal tonight sam star got up to the podium it was if she's been hosting for years
50:26she has this tracy flick energy that is normally a little repellent it's exciting to watch someone
50:32want something so bad let's talk about lydia butthole college as far as the jokes go those
50:39were probably my favorite of the night still in my stomach they were cutting they were roasting i
50:43like my roast the way i like my man how's that maybe it's because i'm a comedian i enjoyed how
50:50playful the outfit was um i enjoyed that sparkly butthole in the back love buttholes for more
50:57reasons let's talk about lexi love in the challenge i wanted her to let her saboteur
51:05be what makes her win because when you are a person who struggle with addiction there's somebody
51:11that looks like a piece of your addiction sitting right next to you she just has got to do to her
51:16inner saboteur whatever she did to all those genes my saboteur is always there in fact i make
51:21friends with it i go hey girl what's up uh oh you're still there but i'm gonna do this thing
51:26over here once she learns that trick i think there's no stopping this i think we call that
51:31multiple personality disorder silence i've made my decision bring back my girls
52:02um
52:10yeah
52:31so
53:01so
53:31so
54:01so
54:14please
54:31so
54:48so
55:01so
55:31so
55:50okay
56:01so
56:31so
56:49okay