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00:00You know why I pulled you over?
00:02Well, I have an educated guess, but...
00:04Go ahead, you're the one with the badge. You tell me. I bet this is your favorite part.
00:07Go ahead.
00:08You were going 90 in a 50 zone.
00:10Jesus.
00:11Not bad.
00:12You have a full car here.
00:13At that speed, an accident could lead to injuries or even fatalities.
00:16Well, you know, I have it, at one time or another, wanted to kill each of my passengers.
00:20Right back at ya.
00:21Ma'am, are you talking back to me?
00:23Yep. I am most definitely sassing you.
00:26I could give you a ticket for disorderly conduct.
00:29Officer, I'm fairly disordered. Could you write me one, too?
00:32I apologize, officer.
00:34I'm wondering, were you born being passive-aggressive, or did that just come with the reflective sunglasses?
00:39Were you the one who got beaten up at school, or were you the bully?
00:42No, really, I'm curious.
00:44This is for the speeding.
00:46And this one's for the sass.
00:49See you in court in a month for your sass.
00:51Have fun.
00:53Hey, guess what? I'm driving myself to hospice, so good luck collecting on that one.