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Two putt-putt employees and best friends must face off against a demonic cult that has not only kidnapped their friend b | dG1fNzRkRl91QUxJck0
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00:00Are you guys okay?
00:02You kinda look like shit.
00:05You ever wish your life had ended up differently?
00:07Looks like you missed a few.
00:12You suck, big time.
00:13Be the ball.
00:14I'm getting close.
00:15Who couldn't par a whore?
00:16Our lives depended on it.
00:18What are you playing?
00:19Gothic Slayers.
00:21It's this game where you go around killing these gothic freaks.
00:25Beware of the goth kids.
00:31You see that?
00:34Maybe we think we saw something we didn't really see.
00:36Right.
00:37Let's say what we think we saw.
00:38One, two, three.
00:40A group of hooded figures recited a spell that made an old man float in the air.
00:44And then a little ball of light came out of his chest and was sucked into a necklace around a guy's neck.
00:48And then the old man vanished.
00:51Brain freeze.
00:52Out loud it sounds cool but it was real and very scary.
00:56Wait.
00:57You guys witnessed a murder?
00:58Yes.
00:59The goth family from yesterday.
01:00They drove their van up, grabbed Dougie and threw him in the back.
01:03Who are these people?
01:04I don't know.
01:05It was like a cult?
01:06A cult?
01:07You think so?
01:08Look it up.
01:09All I'm getting is horses.
01:14You typed cults.
01:16Oops.
01:17Save that.
01:19Suit up.
01:23Breaststuffed.
01:24Ducked.
01:29And kicked.
01:31Evil.
01:32Head.
01:49We have one night to save your friend and shut this cult down for good.
01:54We made it.
01:56Oh dude.
01:57Let's go.
01:58Check it out.
01:59Grass angel.
02:03It's time for you to die.
02:24Die.

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