You Fired A Tech Genius
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00:00:00I know I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that
00:00:11shit the hackers trying to bust through the server firewall this is bad we do
00:00:16something the server is the company's lifeline if they break through the
00:00:18firewall we're finished guys our IP is locked just shut me out hold on just let
00:00:23me relax there's got to be a way I can handle this you like hell this guy
00:00:36works in network operations you know fixing computers watching surveillance
00:00:39footage how the hell is he gonna stop a large-scale hack do you know what to do
00:00:43we're running out of time desperate times call for desperate measures Eric
00:00:47get in here
00:00:50oh my god he's on the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch a
00:01:06DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers
00:01:12and you just owned him dude that was sick I was telling you just some sort of
00:01:15network maintenance lack if it turns out you're a better programmer than I am how
00:01:19the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I heard
00:01:24our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen
00:01:28AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet just
00:01:36traced these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut them down one
00:01:39by one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take some time you guys
00:01:47can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:17Oh God finally oh it's light out great hold on lighter
00:02:43you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a night's work all right I'm gonna get
00:02:55some sleep
00:02:57Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not
00:03:16sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could
00:03:19ward off a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss of
00:03:23you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description
00:03:30Brenda who the hell's this this is William Dorsey our boss's son he just
00:03:37completed his MBA at Stanford mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his
00:03:43father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two employees from Dorsey
00:03:47Tech or a couple of eight-year-olds at a recess I honestly can't tell sir I can
00:03:51explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team so
00:03:55get out of my face you're fired you fired get out I just did that you know
00:04:06what they say about new management it's gonna be some layoffs time to separate
00:04:12the wheat from the chaff okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and
00:04:22fifty percent every single day none of this half-assed bullshit anymore all
00:04:26right who does he think he is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay I need
00:04:38zero distractions in this office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get
00:04:42something done for once Oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your
00:04:54desk with that junk instead of working you're fired
00:04:57excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one
00:05:03Dorsey Tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money
00:05:06right yes sir
00:05:13and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince who
00:05:21the hell are you who am I doesn't matter you're fired
00:05:27meet your you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter I
00:05:32know um that's not a that's that's not what I meant
00:05:38Fernando what does he do he works in network maintenance what's his salary
00:05:43just about 500k a year Oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:50what are you doing taking us for a ride no look I was I was working all night
00:05:56can I just take a rest you trying to clock in a time and a half for overtime
00:06:00I mean I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft are you HR folks
00:06:07as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger-scale scam Eric and I
00:06:11might be dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this I need to break up
00:06:15with this loser he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary other
00:06:21workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:06:25Fernanda
00:06:29Eric Martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:42all right then Eric sir Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to
00:06:47follow him out hey look Dorsey tech is still one of the
00:06:53top tech companies in Silicon Valley don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:11boss's orders I won't hold it against you it's also our one-year anniversary
00:07:17right um see you in the lobby
00:07:26what was that about mr. Dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so
00:07:34many employees on your first day as acting CEO it's better to be feared than
00:07:40loved I mean what you want me to show some mercy to fear crook boyfriend is
00:07:46that it no you know you deserve so much better I mean what would you prefer an
00:07:54unemployed loser let's see
00:08:00Oh what's up dad yeah um what's the important matter
00:08:24whatever you do make sure to be good Eric Eric Martin isn't that the guy I
00:08:36just laid off yep just a second do we have any other
00:08:45Derek this is the employee list yep I was trying to get him to work for us for
00:08:54years and finally poached he's in charge of our next-gen AI development
00:08:59company's future is in his hands ah yes Eric Martin AI development I see
00:09:04him Eric Martin AI development one of the top tech visionaries in Silicon
00:09:10Valley this the guy yeah that's him Eric Martin there's another employee
00:09:15with a similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you
00:09:19get the chance don't worry dad I already did
00:09:22huh guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all yeah just
00:09:32focus on getting better dad I got this
00:09:37no I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it
00:09:44gonna be me what the fuck do you want mr. Dorsey um spit it out man what's up
00:09:58the company server just crashed you talk to me it's bad sir the customer
00:10:05complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir Eric saved us
00:10:08during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom problem
00:10:12solved Fernanda you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:19Eric what a dick forgets his tablet amelioration algorithm wait is this the
00:10:32code that fixes the server loophole damn this is good hello
00:10:49on my way with Eric's codes I can plug the loophole everyone will think I'm a
00:10:56hero so he said he's got it thank God
00:11:06Oh
00:11:11so there's some question
00:11:15Eric and I weren't a thing I was just leaning him on I'd choose you of course
00:11:24all right
00:11:30I was supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it
00:11:38you fucking asshole stop it you're acting like a child as if you never saw
00:11:59this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth I can do whatever I want whoever I want bastard
00:12:11Eric you and me are over Fernanda are you serious
00:12:32pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt why are you doing
00:12:37this Eric I told you we're done why would I waste my time with an
00:12:42unemployed loser like you
00:12:58keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to oh yeah so I'm rich
00:13:07handsome you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and beat your meat man
00:13:17Fernanda you're the reason I even stayed at doors shut up who knows what kind of
00:13:22lies you told to get the job anyway we're done
00:13:28you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now bitch
00:13:45you are it's an honor to meet you mr. Dorsey I'm here to report that under my
00:13:52guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:55you're Eric Martin I am I can see why my father spoke so highly of you idiots
00:14:02do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work
00:14:05whatever as long as the boss's son likes me I can keep climbing the ladder mr.
00:14:11Dorsey I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company right after you
00:14:18were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that this was your
00:14:23attempt at revenge
00:14:34boss good news Eric Martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left
00:14:40Dorsey tech he did mm-hmm it happened ten minutes ago he was fired by the CEO
00:14:45son William that's hilarious I want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got
00:14:56sacked by his idiot son but boss Hendricks tech is just a mid-level
00:15:00startup well if someone as talented as I'm really want to join us we have to
00:15:05get him on our side by any means necessary you have no idea how
00:15:12groundbreaking his work in AI modeling is get the car ready I'm going to the
00:15:18Dorsey office and Eric is mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed
00:15:34right after you got fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still
00:15:39deny it bullshit you guys have always looked at me as
00:15:43some nobody maintenance worker now you're gonna blame me when the server
00:15:47gets hacked none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a
00:15:52common sense you'd have a job I'm not gonna argue with you in front of mr.
00:15:56Dorsey what the hell are you trying to do you to tell them the truth that
00:16:02they're gonna take to the police station Eric I had no idea you were such a
00:16:06vengeful person what other tricks do you have of your
00:16:09sleep better come clean now or you're going to jail all right what are you
00:16:18waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any
00:16:22real evidence what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs really without a
00:16:32shred of remorse don't you know that mr. Dorsey's gonna make your life a living
00:16:37hell mr. Dorsey the way I see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah
00:16:43William a scumbag like him should never get away with this from this day on Eric
00:16:52Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:17:00you know what this means there you're now kicked out of Silicon Valley bro I
00:17:08said one question does Asher the CEO know that I've been fired why should the
00:17:17CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot shit
00:17:22didn't you boys second to the police yes sir stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining Hendricks Tech
00:17:45he's joining Hendricks Tech I recognize you you're Evelyn Hendricks CEO of
00:17:55Hendricks Tech Evelyn what are you doing here I'm here for you of course I haven't
00:18:03seen you since college what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this
00:18:09how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees I would have expected better
00:18:12from you miss Hendricks these are high-level conversations between company
00:18:18CEOs someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth
00:18:22miss Hendricks this prick Eric has severely sorry who are you I I'm I don't
00:18:31really have time to listen to your jabbering oh my god okay look right
00:18:35after I fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into
00:18:39our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man
00:18:44I don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber
00:18:47criminal did you really not ask your father about who Eric is of course I
00:18:57asked my father he said that Eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into
00:19:01the company slacker is that really what Asher said word for word he said fire
00:19:12this loser as soon as you get the chance
00:19:17Asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join Dorsey Tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this
00:19:26give me a break Eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting
00:19:30someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be and there's nothing left to
00:19:36say to you or Dorsey Tech Eric how would you feel about coming over to Hendricks
00:19:45Tech
00:19:49you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four
00:19:53million per year I want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:00I'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary this under you're
00:20:14giving him a lot of it you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw
00:20:18loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at Dorsey Tech right and now you
00:20:22want to make him a millionaire I know you're trying to help like I don't want
00:20:31the money then with this
00:20:37are you kidding me this is insane if you join Hendricks Tech you can have
00:20:43anything you want including me
00:20:49okay look miss Hendricks you're a self-made woman which I respect so for
00:20:55your own good let me remind you that this loser that you've set your mind on
00:20:58is some dick who loves to slack on the job my father said it himself okay all
00:21:06right
00:21:08what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car
00:21:25the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell Asher that
00:21:32from this day forward I Eric Martin finally be severing my ties with Dorsey
00:21:38Tech quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those things to begin
00:21:43with it's right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even
00:21:49see your employees as human beings miss Hendricks I know that you and Dorsey
00:21:56Tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're actually
00:22:01struggling to compete with them don't worry I can help change that I can help
00:22:11change that look at yourself Eric offering to work for a smaller company
00:22:16what a joke I'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others
00:22:23how dare you the breach of the company server has caused major damage as the
00:22:29perpetrator of this attack I demand you to issue an apology to Dorsey Tech and
00:22:33all of its customers and if you don't I'll have to press charges okay good
00:22:40luck with that what are you gonna do about it you have no choice but issue
00:22:45that apology stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating
00:22:51this then send a demand letter to Hendricks Tech and we'll see it as a
00:22:54declaration of war well boys what you want that's what you get you know what
00:23:05you know what
00:23:13let's go be sick if I stay another second in this shithole
00:23:24mr. Dorsey don't waste time with those people Eric you've done well I'm gonna
00:23:33assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you what about
00:23:42me darling oh don't worry my dear I'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:48you know I won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems
00:23:55crash fuck the tablets in the office what should I say I used a one-of-a-kind
00:24:03code that I developed myself to get the server back up and running I can explain
00:24:08it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own
00:24:13code you know what don't even bother showing it to me I'm sure it's
00:24:17exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team I can relax thank
00:24:24you sir
00:24:31say hello to Dorsey Tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down
00:24:36on me now
00:24:39hello hi mr. Dorsey it's Evelyn Hendrix I'm just going to inform you that as of
00:24:52today Hendrix Tech has a horse in the AI development race AI development is the
00:25:00crown jewel of Dorsey Tech are you sure you want to challenge us as I said I'm
00:25:07just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:13it's good
00:25:20what's that sly fox up to she knows I have my lethal weapon Eric so why would
00:25:27she want to go to war with me
00:25:31unless
00:25:37hmm dad what's up tell me you didn't fire Eric okay um just just calm down
00:25:52just for a second I only fired the slacker you told me
00:25:56about okay then explain to me why Hendrix Tech is suddenly wanting to go
00:26:00to war with us well I I just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance I
00:26:06mean I'm not an idiot there's no way I would let some lousy slacker bring down
00:26:12our entire server single-handedly but I got Evelyn to believe that Eric really did it
00:26:17she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash
00:26:21so you intentionally misled Evelyn she's out of the impression that the loser she
00:26:28poached from us is the mastermind behind Dorsey Tech's AI modeling that's why she
00:26:34nice job son that shows real initiative I think it's time you take full control
00:26:40of our next-gen AI modeling project really dad thank you thank you so much
00:26:51now get to work we are going to make Hendrix Tech the laughingstock of the
00:26:58whole industry all right bye-bye love sir AI modeling is the future of Dorsey
00:27:10Tech William just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this
00:27:15soon I'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on
00:27:18don't forget we still have our ace in the hole you mean Eric Martin that's
00:27:27right all I have to do is stay hands-off and let him do what he does best as long
00:27:33as we have Eric Hendrix has a snowballs chance in hell plus Evelyn fell for
00:27:41Williams bluff and hired that clown Eric now all we have to do is sit back and
00:27:47watch her self-destruct so now that you've seen the engineering department
00:28:04what are your thoughts it's not bad small group but they're talented all we
00:28:10need is a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the field of AI
00:28:15precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr. Martin could put
00:28:22together a team I heard that you weren't the only one that William Dorsey fired
00:28:29you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute I'll call the
00:28:36guys welcome
00:28:46come in mr. Dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge
00:28:54of our AI modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer I'm putting you in
00:28:58charge of development I sir is there a problem no not at all
00:29:10don't worry I'm the right man for the job yes William there's been another
00:29:20crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned the
00:29:24department can't function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say
00:29:29but rumor has it they were poached by a former employee poached by a former
00:29:35fucking Eric Martin William what should we do there's hardly any tech workers
00:29:40left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak out you
00:29:44still have me I can fix this yes no with you here we're gonna be all right just
00:29:50what's your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them
00:29:57walk we'll get better ones I'll make a few calls
00:30:03like that I like that yes Oh fucking Eric Martin oh this is all going
00:30:15swimmingly now I can put my own people in key positions soon I'll have the
00:30:20whole company under my thumb Johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be
00:30:27assuming the role of department head and this is Ruby Leon and Matteo they're
00:30:32professional and reliable former co-workers of mine with this team
00:30:36Hendrix text AI work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you
00:30:41everyone welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but I do want to
00:30:46warn you that there is lots of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to
00:30:51compete with Dorsey tech with Eric at the helm will always be one step ahead
00:30:55but Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial
00:31:03version if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't
00:31:11have to lift a finger
00:31:21we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen AI neural
00:31:25net patching up the previous loopholes and weaknesses even if Dorsey tech
00:31:30analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new platform we'll still
00:31:34have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version
00:31:38then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for
00:31:43dominance Hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:56I am again oh okay
00:32:08miss Hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me Evelyn are you always this
00:32:16way towards people who are crushing on you
00:32:21crushing on me you still can't tell Eric I like you I felt this way since
00:32:30college you were the prettiest girl on campus I I didn't think you'd go for a
00:32:41guy like me I've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so
00:32:49oblivious and when I finally got the let's go go where I'm taking you home
00:33:07this is it from now until the AI project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:33:15for that long you sure that's a good idea I'm your boss remember it'll make
00:33:22it easier for me to supervise you where am I gonna sleep well I only have one
00:33:34bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me no that's maybe we probably
00:33:42shouldn't um I'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as
00:33:48wherever Dorsey had you come on I'll show you your room this is what you've
00:33:58got you're fucking useless sir the modeling framework we're working with is
00:34:03extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it a
00:34:12month not a chance I'm gonna give you three days and I want consistent
00:34:19progress reports sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for
00:34:22error then you have to work faster and smarter I'm giving you three days Eric
00:34:29mr. Dorsey I wore things you dropped your keyboard Oh get back to work mr.
00:34:38Dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days it's
00:34:44good to hear you know I knew I could trust you with this
00:34:49don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan your father must be so
00:35:07proud of you keep it up once we hit the market I'll be sure to let my father
00:35:11know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what I need who wants to
00:35:16be just department head if I can keep rising the ranks I'll be the next vice
00:35:20president of Dorsey tech mr. Dorsey my job is to put the plans of expert
00:35:26strategists like yourself into action I believe that if I were the vice
00:35:30president of this company I could do that even more effectively if this
00:35:35project does well I'll see what I could do for you really that's great thank you
00:35:39so much sir
00:35:46you're up come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:36:17that looks amazing when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:36:29yeah good and when you're finished with your project I have a reward waiting
00:36:46all right team we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and
00:36:59not a lot of time so let's get to business and some good news for you guys
00:37:06I've been in touch with the financing department and you will be receiving
00:37:10paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in Cancun once we wrap on top of that
00:37:19when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our
00:37:22product revenue here at Hendricks our employees are instrumental in our
00:37:28success and you will be treated as such
00:37:32we're ready to make it happen miss Hendricks oh amen miss Hendricks we will
00:37:37have good news for you soon yeah the news that we beat Dorsey Tech and with
00:37:41Eric on our side we can't lose beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey
00:37:50beat Dorsey beat Dorsey
00:38:37you're hopeless both of you sir I don't speak without my permission I give you a
00:38:53simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing it up how did you blockheads
00:38:59get this job working here anyway we have a whole AI framework that's just waiting
00:39:04to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish this by the
00:39:10deadline or you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad didn't tell me
00:39:18this Eric guy had such a hot temper and didn't Eric say everything was going
00:39:22fine was I wrong to trust him
00:39:32mr. Dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth we on track to make the
00:39:37deadline or not I can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few
00:39:41finishing touches so things are a bit hectic good well don't be afraid to ask
00:39:48any questions okay don't want any slip-ups got it
00:39:56darling no no no no get me the reports as for them
00:40:07let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit the fuck
00:40:13are you looking at get back to work and this time I want results
00:40:25misandrics I've just been informed that Dorsey tax next-gen AI platform is
00:40:29nearing completion it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really
00:40:33that fast well there's a cocktail party three days from now
00:40:37Dorsey's gonna be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors
00:40:41they're taking things to the next level that William Dorsey is really milking
00:40:47all his connections if this goes well for them we're gonna be in a difficult
00:40:50spot well that much is obvious but I don't good thing we're finished too what
00:40:56really why would I lie we've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time plus
00:41:02the sooner they want to go public the easier be for us why would it be better
00:41:07for us Evelyn remember what I told you when I first came on board
00:41:14but Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial
00:41:22version if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't
00:41:30have to lift a finger hmm so what you're saying is that Dorsey tech has
00:41:42been building off of the trial version that you made it's the only way they
00:41:46could have built it so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I
00:41:49wouldn't make a second time Evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about
00:41:54that does make sense well then good thank you I'm grateful to you and the
00:42:00team for all your hard work tell everyone in the tech department that
00:42:04they can take the next three days off they'll need their rest before we bring
00:42:07product to market hmm yes miss Hendricks this is a big day for us why don't we
00:42:19end it with a drink aren't you a lightweight who said that I can handle
00:42:29my liquor I knew you could be fun I knew it I told you that's why that last
00:42:52drink was a bad idea it was a good idea and I could have had at least two more
00:42:57yeah yeah no I'm you'd absolutely could definitely you think that you wow
00:43:04okay super easy
00:43:16Eric how do you believe I want a guy like you
00:43:25maybe you should run out of soap or hop
00:43:34I'm sober enough and what I want
00:43:53William we've been together for some time now and my feelings for you have
00:43:58only grown stronger by the day let's get married
00:44:05hey where are you everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show what a
00:44:14buzzkill I'm coming no that's all right you know everyone's everyone's leaving
00:44:22don't bother bye hey hey where'd you go I missed you it's fine he just had a bit
00:44:39too much to drink you know there is a killer martini spot right up the street
00:44:45oh I can get the bartender to whip up something special for you I'd like that
00:44:49Oh just so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda just a climber who hopped from
00:44:56her ex over to me you know she's kind of woman you throw some money out and then
00:45:00send her away that's who she is you know she she the funny thing is she thinks I
00:45:11actually love her I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her she's
00:45:16delusional oh how pathetic probably just broke up with her boyfriend or
00:45:22something yeah who gives a shit you know I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon
00:45:32and I'll be waiting for you daddy oh yeah
00:45:47it's going to be so awkward at work now and I didn't even get the chance to
00:45:52propose to William
00:46:01Eric it's so cool
00:46:22it's fine I already saw everything last night anyway beautiful come on get up I
00:46:45have your suit ready too where are we going
00:46:49we're out we're gonna go crash Dorsey text little cocktail party
00:46:56what you doing hiding over here I told you you here is my girlfriend we have
00:47:26mr. Dorsey with money like yours there must be plenty of other girlfriends you
00:47:33can call what's gotten you want me to cut your salary or something cuz I could
00:47:38do that whatever just wait until I'm wasted drunk words are sober thoughts
00:47:44okay mr. Dorsey oh let's have a toast thank you
00:47:50it's winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm cheers
00:47:57cheers
00:48:14Oh
00:48:20well well well it isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey tech miss Hendricks
00:48:39see you've taken quite a liking to this loser idiot right here why wouldn't I
00:48:47like Eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform firing
00:48:53him was your loss thanks to mr. Dorsey's leadership in my fearless efforts Dorsey
00:49:04tech AI platform is now reaching the market you talk a big game but the only
00:49:10reason why you're here is to ride our coattails so what's a really funny about
00:49:18that is that we're about to release our own AI platform oh is that so hmm well
00:49:27you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to make a
00:49:32platform that no one's gonna use burn do you hear that yeah I would say our
00:49:38monopoly on the tech industry is secure so miss Hendricks why don't you go on
00:49:44that little love train straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no
00:49:49one wants to use Jesus Eric didn't we like just break up look at you I already
00:49:57head over heels for another woman
00:50:02excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where I am what the
00:50:12server crashed okay yep okay yep yep um what the fuck server crashed I'll make
00:50:22a call yeah make a call it'll be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got
00:50:28it yeah yeah you got it use the amelioration algorithm yes do it
00:50:34amelioration algorithm that's what I call the code I saved my tablet but it's
00:50:39only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did Eric steal my
00:50:43tablet another server crash huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure
00:50:50people are gonna trust your new product yeah this doesn't concern you at all
00:50:56what's up man we figured out yeah got it fixed no big deal no big deal
00:51:05wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is an internal
00:51:11affair so and you were driven out so I would keep your mouth shut the
00:51:18amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only it won't address the
00:51:22core issue so the concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption and
00:51:26more system crashes it's such a noob mistake if you understood code you'd
00:51:31know that oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't dude like
00:51:35seriously do you hear yourself what do you know take your bullshit theories
00:51:40somewhere else please man right what do I know I wrote the amelioration
00:51:48what did you just say I wrote the amelioration algorithm I'm in HR and the
00:51:57boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech genius he hired was it
00:52:01really Eric all along oh what have I done shut up what mr.
00:52:07Dorsey you can't believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe
00:52:13whatever you want what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you
00:52:22just call him honey yeah so back when I recruited Eric I made the terms very
00:52:28clear I told him he could have whatever he wanted including me I'm not like some
00:52:35people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what I have an image to
00:52:43maintain yes of course
00:52:56so what you're saying is it's not that I don't respect Hendricks tech Dorsey is
00:53:03less an investment risk and they have greater potential I can't justify
00:53:07choosing your product over theirs mr. Brown we're a risk worth taking once
00:53:13you see our AI platform I guarantee you'll want to reconsider Bravo Bravo
00:53:20it's quite an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr. Dorsey son it's a great
00:53:28pleasure miss Hendricks and I were just having a
00:53:30little chat naturally I'll still be investing in Dorsey tech yeah so um if
00:53:36you're here chasing investments I would suggest to just give up and go home with
00:53:40us here you won't get a rent set from these guys that's right over 90% of the
00:53:45guests here I've already invested in our new AI tech program best get out while
00:53:52you still can I'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money
00:53:56in promoting Dorsey's new AI platform so and I can assure you that any investment
00:54:02you've made will not be wasted and your money will be paid back in 10 at Dorsey
00:54:08tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we love doing business
00:54:11with you if I were you I'd cut my losses and take my leave get out unless you
00:54:20also want to invest in Dorsey tech
00:54:25hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be allowed from Perch much longer
00:54:39sounds like a plan
00:54:44miss Hendricks didn't you just tell us to get lost I didn't want to fend mr.
00:54:55Dorsey back there it was all an act well that sounds professional then what do
00:55:00you want miss Hendricks investors know to hedge their bets what Hendricks tech
00:55:06is doing is impressive and I want to offer my help I know you need funds to
00:55:12promote your products and I want to assist with that but we need to sign a
00:55:16contract first no way am I signing a contract with you at least hear the
00:55:22terms if your AI product tops Dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win you
00:55:30pay everything back what do you say that's a lot of money we're talking
00:55:34about hmm that's definitely risky but I trust Eric mr. Brown we accept your
00:55:43offer
00:55:50today Dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform AI plus
00:55:55was released in the United States on its first day AI plus has already gained more
00:56:00than 10 million users completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief
00:56:04competitor Hendricks tech which also launched their new platform AI king on
00:56:08the same day everyone Hendricks has guts I'll give her that but dropping her new
00:56:15product on the same day as us that is career suicide let's get to the office
00:56:21Griffin yes sir
00:56:25relax mr. Dorsey Hendricks tech is no threat yeah I know remember when you
00:56:39said that if this project went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah
00:56:43I remember but AI plus has just barely hit the market we can't even call it a
00:56:48success yet right true yeah I have news talk to me the bad news is that Hendricks
00:57:01tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought the good news is that
00:57:05their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours okay all right I'll take it I'll
00:57:12take it like I said we're unbeatable come on let's celebrate no no not yet
00:57:19had a Hendricks tech even get that product out in that timeline I mean they
00:57:23got started much later than we did I heard from a source at their company
00:57:27that their lead engineer is highly skilled lead engineer Eric I thought he
00:57:34was supposed to be a nobody right dad what's up Oh got it the boss is coming
00:57:55we can talk to him about my promotion shit guys this isn't good what is it now
00:58:01our AI platform and company server have both crashed what the fuck right every
00:58:07time ah seriously god damn dude what the fuck is going on
00:58:20crashed out of nowhere about the whole server down along with it they don't just
00:58:24sit around like an idiot fix it sir this is an issue with the system's core
00:58:28framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't build it we're using
00:58:32the same framework to Eric bill before he left Eric the guy I fired yeah Eric
00:58:35with the K er I came you took credit for someone else's work
00:58:42lie to me mr. Dorsey let me explain no there is no time for explanation why
00:58:48didn't you rebuild the core framework mr. Dorsey we need to focus on getting the
00:58:51company's server up and running our users trust depends on it speak what
00:58:55happened to the company server sir he was the one I didn't do shit shut your
00:59:00mouth go the solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last
00:59:05two crashes it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious
00:59:08concurrency bug in the code every time that bug is reproduced it leads to more
00:59:12serious corruption it's been a ticking time bomb ever since this time the AI
00:59:17platform went down brought the whole server down along with it it's
00:59:20completely unfixable this was all your fault
00:59:26William all of our users are switching over to Hendricks tech AI platform what
00:59:31should we do how the fuck am I supposed to know
00:59:39mr. Dorsey what on earth is going on I'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down
00:59:43like this look sir I can explain I'm sorry okay it's got to be fixed
00:59:49I'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal
00:59:52Dorsey tech is finished
00:59:56500,000 we just passed 500,000 you guys 98 99
01:00:09Oh
01:00:19hey hey it's still going up it's still going up fuck fuck fuck this is all your
01:00:25fault this is all your fault mr. Dorsey fuck I wanted to help you I was trying
01:00:33to help the company I've had enough of your bullshit you fired half the bloody
01:00:37tech departments what was I supposed to do and you gave us impossible deadline
01:00:42no no no don't make this about me I get it now you were using my promotion as
01:00:46bait you were never gonna make me VP you want your job or not is that a threat
01:00:52fire me do it you think I won't if Eric leaves so do I
01:00:58we do see when you fired everyone I replaced them with my people go ahead
01:01:07fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department you will sink Dorsey tech you
01:01:14were never the prize tech genius of Dorsey tech you were the slack of my
01:01:17father warned me about
01:01:20I'm ashamed to call you my son what the hell have you done to my company dad I'm
01:01:38sorry I'm not here for apologies
01:01:43the hell is this idiot doing here I thought you fired where's Eric
01:01:50yeah I fired Eric you fired him what was that was that a mistake
01:02:01that are you okay hey are you okay I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to
01:02:11Dorsey tech he was the backbone behind this company and what did you do you
01:02:19fired him so um it was Eric with a K all along where is Eric now I will get down
01:02:32on my knees and beg him to come back Eric is that Hendricks tech
01:02:43sorry excuse for a son you destroyed my company sir bad news it appears that the
01:02:57server crash was just the beginning what's going on the crash also affected
01:03:02our automobile software there have been at least 30 car accidents across the US
01:03:08like six people have died
01:03:16no no this isn't my fault it was Eric's fault Eric with the K it was his code
01:03:23that was faulty no that's fucking bullshit I fired him before that happened
01:03:27but I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote I'm only guilty of
01:03:32using his work everything else was his fault I wrote the amelioration algorithm
01:03:38God I mistook the genius for the loser I'm not going down like this Dorsey tech
01:03:45ain't finished yet it's not finished Griffin take this man to the police if
01:03:53Dorsey tech goes under he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:04:02oh
01:04:20mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be
01:04:25returning the five billion dollars you invested and again thank you for your
01:04:29generosity I'm sorry mr. Brown but the terms you insisted on were very clear
01:04:37we beat Dorsey tech so we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you
01:04:42might have otherwise received no no more buts goodbye mr. Brown
01:04:50tonight I'll give you that reward I was telling you oh I'm sure it'll be very
01:05:04special you have no idea Eric I know I messed up before it's all over for
01:05:15Dorsey tech now is there anything you can do to help me are you doing grabbing
01:05:23my boyfriend boyfriend that's right I'm his girlfriend now we're living together
01:05:31and we're getting married soon too but you you can't no it's not possible
01:05:41you dumped him and treated him like trash it's a little late for you to come
01:05:48crawling back guys
01:05:54you're hot when you're bossy you like yeah Eric what
01:06:13Eric
01:06:24Eric you know how much I've known for you Dorsey tech is in dire straits we
01:06:34need your help mr. Dorsey all those things you gave me I've returned when
01:06:39your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding
01:06:43compensation oh has he not told you now that is not how it went down at all it
01:06:52was that dirtbag Eric with the C who went behind my back and got me all
01:06:56mixed up oh yeah well your little mix-up made me lose everything I had including
01:07:02my career did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake Eric I
01:07:09am really sorry I don't want your fake apology and I'm not coming back to you
01:07:17so but you please leave our office now but you please leave our office we wish
01:07:29Dorsey tech the very best
01:07:48you fucking doomed us son you doomed Dorsey tech
01:07:55dad dad dad dad dad dad
01:08:06so you're really not gonna help them they're the ones who fired me now they
01:08:13have to live with the outcome not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet
01:08:19taste of victory