Sinubukan muli ni Vice Ganda ang galing ng Madlang People sa kanyang segment na 'Quiz V.'
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00:00Let's go!
00:02Let's start here.
00:04Raise your hands!
00:08What is BFP?
00:10Bureau of Fire Protection.
00:12Oh, that's the first question.
00:14This is BFP.
00:16Okay.
00:18Let's ask the BFP.
00:20Get your cellphones so you can research.
00:22Yes.
00:24This is Kuya. What's your name?
00:26Matthew Celis.
00:28Okay. You have a big dip dip.
00:30What are your pills?
00:32That's a gym.
00:34You had a big dip dip when you had your pills.
00:36I don't know if it's the same.
00:38You have a big arm.
00:40How many gays did you hit?
00:42About 5.
00:44Sir, I love you.
00:48Bureau of Fire Protection.
00:50Especially since it's already March.
00:52Yes.
00:54That's what we call Fire Prevention Month.
00:56That's why we have to be careful.
00:58Because the weather is hot.
01:00That's true.
01:02You know how hot it is.
01:04That's where the fire starts.
01:06That's true.
01:08That's where the fire starts.
01:10That's where the kids start.
01:12That's not true.
01:14That's not true.
01:16They're playing with fire.
01:18Where are you from, sir?
01:20I'm from Angeles City, Pampanga.
01:22He's from Angeles City, Pampanga.
01:26Okay.
01:28I have a question for you, sir.
01:32Are you ready for our quiz?
01:34Yes, we're ready.
01:38What is the national institution
01:40of the Philippines
01:42that is used to
01:44give information
01:46about the movements and conditions of
01:48volcanoes and tsunamis?
01:50You're going to answer?
01:52Feebooks.
01:54Feebooks.
01:56Philippine Volcanology and Seismology.
01:58What does Feebooks mean?
02:00Philippine Volcanology and Seismology.
02:04I think there's something missing.
02:06Let's repeat, sir.
02:08Feebooks is...
02:10Feebooks, Philippine
02:12Volcanology
02:14and Institute.
02:16Sorry, correct me.
02:18Philippine Institute of Volcanology
02:20and Seismology.
02:22Philippine Institute
02:24of Volcanology
02:26and Seismology.
02:28Seismology.
02:30Feebooks is the national institution
02:32that we're talking about.
02:34Feebooks means
02:36Philippine Institute
02:38of Volcanology
02:40and Seismology.
02:422,000 pesos.
02:44Congratulations, sir.
02:46Yes!
02:48There's a medal.
02:50You have a star.
02:52Thank you, sir.
02:54It's so proud, right?
02:56It's so proud to have a star.
02:58Thank you very much.
03:00Let's continue.
03:02Who else?
03:04Let's go to Mother.
03:06You have a cell phone.
03:08Research it.
03:10What does
03:12it mean
03:14MMDA?
03:16MMDA.
03:18We always hear that.
03:20MMDA.
03:22It's a big deal, especially
03:24if you live here in Manila.
03:26They take care of
03:28garbage,
03:30roads,
03:32houses, urban planning,
03:34floods,
03:36public safety, especially
03:38when there are calamities.
03:40There are many mandates.
03:42There are many mandates
03:44and many MMDAs.
03:46What does MMDA mean?
03:48MMDA.
03:50MMDA is Metro Manila
03:52Metropolitan
03:54Manila
03:56Development Authority.
03:58MMDA means
04:00Metropolitan
04:02Manila
04:04Development
04:06Authority.
04:082,000 pesos.
04:10You have a medal.
04:14You have a medal.
04:16You're a star.
04:18Isn't it nice to have
04:20a medal?
04:22Right?
04:24She's my mom.
04:26You're proud, right?
04:28Let's use cell phones and internet
04:30to search for information
04:32to refresh our old knowledge.
04:34Who else?
04:36Who wants to answer?
04:38Young people want to answer.
04:40That's cool.
04:42Let's start with the kids.
04:44Baby girl.
04:46There are two of you.
04:48Okay.
04:52Actually, I'm not sure
04:54who I'm going to ask.
04:56Okay.
04:58What
05:00is the
05:02language
05:04in Tagalog?
05:06Wika.
05:08Wika.
05:10Wika is correct.
05:142,000 pesos for you, baby girl.
05:16Wait.
05:18I'm not done yet.
05:20Okay.
05:22What is the
05:24national language
05:26of the Philippines?
05:28Filipino.
05:30Say it louder.
05:32Filipino.
05:34The first letter is F.
05:36F.
05:38Filipino. That is correct.
05:40Wow!
05:42There are two kids.
05:44Isabelo de los Reyes
05:46Elementary School.
05:48Isabelo?
05:50Isabelo de los Reyes
05:52Elementary School, Manila,
05:54Tondo.
05:56Tondo, Manila.
05:58Okay.
06:00You have a star.
06:02You have a star.
06:04And you have
06:062,000 pesos.
06:08Congratulations.
06:10Your mom is proud of you.
06:12Of course.
06:14Your kids are proud of you.
06:16They know Tagalog.
06:18Actually, they are with honor.
06:20They are with honor.
06:22Top 1 and Top 2.
06:24Top 1 and Top 2.
06:26Give them the Top 1 and Top 2.
06:28I've interviewed a lot of people.
06:30I've interviewed a lot of people.
06:32There are Latin honors.
06:34But they are all so Latin.
06:36But they are all so Latin.
06:38Congratulations.
06:40We're very proud of you.
06:42Beautiful.
06:44You're so smart.
06:46Okay.
06:48Let's go here.
06:50Hold my cell phone.
06:52Hold my cell phone.
06:54Let's go here.
06:56Let's go here.
06:58What's your name?
07:00Joy.
07:02Where are you from?
07:04Cebu.
07:06Are you here to visit?
07:08Yes.
07:10Is this your first time here?
07:12This is my second time.
07:14Okay.
07:16You're lucky.
07:18You might get 2,000 pesos.
07:20You might get 2,000 pesos.
07:22You might get 2,000 pesos.
07:24Why?
07:26Because it's getting sad.
07:28Because it's getting sad.
07:30Yes, it's getting sad.
07:32That's why we need to retouch it.
07:34Here's my question.
07:36Do you have a cell phone?
07:38Search it.
07:40Search it.
07:42Search it.
07:44Here's my question.
07:46What do you call this?
07:48What do you call this?
07:50Is this an expression
07:52Is this an expression
07:54Is this an expression
07:56About using
07:58About using
08:00the words literally?
08:10Is this an expression
08:12Is this an expression
08:14About using
08:16The words literally?
08:18Is this an expression
08:20About using
08:22Katulad nung ilaw ng tahanan, yan, yung mga butas ang bulsa, ano ang tawag diyan?
08:30Sa wikain.
08:31Sa wikain.
08:33Paano mo nalaman?
08:35Yung totoo?
08:36Meron lang.
08:37Sinabi mo.
08:38Dahil binasa mo yung cue card ko.
08:42Spell honesty.
08:48Sabi ko gamitin mo yung telepono mo.
08:50Hindi ko sinabing mang-opya ka.
08:52Ginamit niya mata mo.
08:54Okay lang ba?
08:55Kaya nga, di ba, in-encourage natin na gumamit ng telepono at wifi sa pagsasaliksik.
09:00Kaya sabi ko, ito naman.
09:01Hindi parang kumingin.
09:04Ang tamat-tamat mo.
09:06Humabay leg niya.
09:07Di ba?
09:08Ang tamat kasi nating mag-research e, kaya hindi natin alam.
09:11Kaya in-encourage natin, gamitin ang telepono sa pagsisearch.
09:16Hindi yung leg.
09:18Leg yung ginamit.
09:19Leg.
09:21Sa wikain.
09:22Tama naman, sa wikain.
09:23Is correct.
09:24Ano sa Ingles ang sa wikain?
09:28Gamitin mo yung telepono mo.
09:30Hindi mo na pwede ku...
09:31O sige, wala ka nang makita.
09:34Ano sa Tagalog?
09:35Ano sa Ingles ang sa wikain?
09:40May 2,000 pesos ka na, ha?
09:42Bigyan mo na yung 2,000 pesos to.
09:44Sinong nakakalamin?
09:45Si kuya, si kuya sa taas.
09:48Ano sa Ingles ang...
09:50Anong pangalan mo?
09:51Mr. Ruel Villana.
09:52Mr. Ruel, ano po sa Ingles ang sa wikain?
09:55Sa wikain means in English, it's Ijeom.
09:57Ijeom is correct!
10:00Isa siya!
10:02Mr. Teacher!
10:03Filipino teacher.
10:05Sir, ishare mo nga sa amin yung mga, yung mga ano, example ng, ng ano, ng mga sa wikain.
10:11Okay, maliban sa ilaw ng tahanan, haligin ng tahanan,
10:14ayong mga bunga ng pamilya, tsaka...
10:18Bunga ng pamilya, ano yung ibig sabihin ng bunga ng pamilya?
10:21Anak.
10:22Ano yung ibig sabihin ng sa wikain na ilaw ng tahanan?
10:25Papay!
10:26Nanay!
10:28Nanay!
10:30Nanay yun, ilaw ng tahanan!
10:32Nanay!
10:33Pagchaka-chaka lang, huwag mong gagawin yung...
10:35Nanay pala!
10:36Bigyan mo ng ilaw!
10:37Bigyan mo ng tahanan!
10:38Ang haligin ng tahanan!
10:40Bigyan natin ng ilaw!
10:41Nanay!
10:44Sampung ilaw, maliwala.
10:45Tataranta!
10:48Ang tatay ng haligin!
10:50Okay, ang ilaw ng tahanan ay?
10:52Nanay!
10:53Ano ang haligin ng tahanan?
10:55Tatay!
10:56Ano naman ang anay ng haligin?
10:57Ako!
11:00Okay, yun pong mga example, diba?
11:02Ang English naman ay e-jom.
11:03Yes!
11:04Okay, e-jom.
11:05Ayun, 2,000 pesos!
11:07A medal!
11:11Doon tayo, doon tayo, doon tayo, doon tayo!
11:14Tataas.
11:15Ay, ayan, ayan!
11:17Eto, mapit ako!
11:19Eto na, eto na!
11:20Dito tayo, dito tayo.
11:24Okay.
11:25Naku, sinira mo pa yung couch namin!
11:27Nakupasira!
11:28Kaloka ka!
11:31Okay.
11:32Okay.
11:35Kompletuhin naman.
11:37Ay, ito.
11:38Ano naman ang tawag?
11:39Ano yung tumutukoy sa mga kasabihan?
11:42Ano yung tumutukoy sa mga kasabihan na may layuning magbigay ng aral?
11:49Kanina pinag-usapan natin sa wikain.
11:51Yes.
11:52Ano naman yung tumutukoy sa mga kasabihan na may layuning magbigay ng aral?
11:58Ang tawag doon ay?
11:59Moral lesson.
12:02Ano ang tawag doon sa tumutukoy sa mga kasabihan na nagbibigay ng moral lesson?
12:08Ano ang sagot?
12:09Sa lawikain.
12:10Sa lawikain is correct!
12:14Bigyan mo siya ng 2,000.
12:16Sa lawikain.
12:18O, ano ang ingles ng sa lawikain?
12:25Kanina ang ingles ng sa wikain ay idiom.
12:29Ano naman ang ingles ng sa lawikain?
12:33Yung mga nagbibigay ng aral at mga kasabihan.
12:37Ano?
12:38Sagot, sagot.
12:40Ang sagot ay?
12:42Proverb.
12:43Saying or proverb is correct!
12:53O, diba?
12:54Ang kaling, ang kaling.
12:55Dami-dami natutunan.
12:57Sa pamamagitan ng Queezy, meron tayong mga bagong natutunan o naaalala natin yung mga dati na nating natutunan.
13:04Kailangan lang nating i-refresh at gumamit ng cellphone at wifi para makapag-search
13:09nang sa ganunin maging kapaki-pakinabang naman ang ating mga telepono para sa karagdagan nating kaalaman.
13:15Yes!
13:16Diba?
13:17Asawa kita, isang mapunta ka sa iba, mamatay na lang tayong lahat.
13:21Hindi mo pa nanagutan yung nangyari sa atin?
13:23Parang naman tayo nag-enjoy ah.
13:24Dito, namakita siyang naghira.
13:34Ho!
13:36Everybody, everybody, put your hands up!