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00:00Good evening, I'm Caitlin Collins.
00:07Despite repeated offers from the Harris campaign, Donald Trump has officially refused to appear
00:14in another debate saying, quote, it's not because I'm scared, so don't tell people I'm
00:19scared.
00:20However, there was one format in which President Trump was willing to face off against Harris.
00:25We take you live to that now.
00:27OK, now, all right, welcome to Family Feud Election Edition.
00:42I am Steve Harvey, and I have spent the past 20 years hosting every show on TV as my alibi
00:48for them ditty parties.
00:50Now, tonight, we got two political rivals on this side is the Democrats led by Vice
00:56President Kamala Harris.
01:03It's wonderful to be here, Steve.
01:05I love to see a man getting paid millions of dollars on his black job.
01:09And I'd like to say a black thank you.
01:14You have been out there this week.
01:15I saw you on Univision and Stephen Colbert.
01:18Yeah, Steve, it's been a hell of a week.
01:20I went on Howard Stern to reach the horny cab drivers.
01:24I went on The View for the horny moms.
01:27And I also went on the podcast Call Her Daddy because I have a message.
01:31I have a message for young women, OK?
01:34You need to go to the ballot box if you want the government out your ballot box.
01:40OK, I see what you did there.
01:44I see what you did there.
01:45Yeah.
01:46Yeah.
01:47And it's working.
01:49It's a million dollars.
01:50Oh, my Lord.
01:51How are you not winning by a landslide?
01:54That's a question I scream into my pillow every morning.
02:01OK, next on Team Harris is the second gentleman himself, Mr. Doug Emmehoff.
02:06Yes.
02:07Hello.
02:08Tis I, Doug, aka Doug the Shrug, aka if Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell had
02:19sex with a menorah.
02:20And are you doing any media this week?
02:23I was not asked.
02:24All right.
02:25Next to Doug is Minnesota Governor Tim Walz.
02:26Great to be on The Feud.
02:27I am such a huge fan of your standup, Cedric.
02:38Tim, when black comedians talk about white people, they talk about you.
02:42I do be like that.
02:44Yeah, you do.
02:45And finally, on the Democrat side is President Joe Biden.
02:48That's right.
02:49Folks.
02:50Folks.
02:51Thank you, Regis.
02:52Great to be here on The Crude.
02:53Family food, food to do.
02:54Dude.
02:55Anyway.
02:56And guess what?
02:57And by the way, the show's great.
02:58I'm being serious right now.
02:59Well, thank you very much.
03:00I got to say, you're looking pretty good.
03:01Yeah, because I'm getting my rest.
03:02Number one, I sleep when I can.
03:03Number two, I sleep when I can.
03:04Number three, I sleep when I can.
03:05Number four, I sleep when I can.
03:06Number five, I sleep when I can.
03:07Number six, I sleep when I can.
03:08Number seven, I sleep when I can.
03:09Number eight, I sleep when I can.
03:11Yeah, because I'm getting my rest.
03:13Number one, I sleep when I can.
03:15Number two, I'm asleep right now.
03:17All right, then.
03:18Let's meet the Republicans.
03:21On the top of the ticket, we got a man who evicted me from my apartment in 1982.
03:27President Donald Trump.
03:28Yes, thank you, Steve.
03:30It's great to be here on Feud going up against Kala.
03:34Now, Donald, I got to say, I respect you because we both wear long ties.
03:40Yeah, neck to nuts.
03:42All right, let's move over to President Trump's lovely wife, Melania.
03:47Oh, she ain't here.
03:49It's so strange.
03:50I could have sworn she was standing right beside me about two years ago.
03:54But in her place, I've brought a beloved member of the Trump family and also Don Jr.
04:02Hilarious, Dad.
04:03Hey, how about me and J.D. here, huh?
04:08We could be twins.
04:09It's almost like my dad picked me to be his vice president.
04:14But he didn't.
04:17He didn't.
04:18And Steve, can I just say, it's so refreshing to be on a show that celebrates families,
04:23unlike the Democrats who turned our hero, the Joker, into a gay guy who's obsessed with
04:27Lady Gaga.
04:28OK, give me Kamala, give me Trump, let's play the feud.
04:38I'm telling you, Steve, she's going to be horrible at this game.
04:41She's a very low IQ person.
04:43The whole world is laughing at her because they don't respect her like they respected
04:47me.
04:48Well, OK, Steve, the fact is Donald Trump likes dictators.
04:51All right.
04:52Because anyone can manipulate him simply through flattery.
04:55That's simply not true.
04:56It's not true.
04:58You look handsome tonight.
04:59I love her.
05:00Isn't she great?
05:01She's got my vote.
05:02All right.
05:03Let's play the game.
05:04OK.
05:05One hundred people surveyed.
05:06Top six answers on the board.
05:07Name something that you keep in your glove compartment.
05:09Oh, B.P. Harris.
05:10Steve, look, I was raised in a middle class family.
05:16All right.
05:17Oh, here we go.
05:18OK.
05:19My mother raised my sister and me.
05:21All right.
05:22She worked hard and saved up.
05:24Yeah.
05:25And we had a second mother, too.
05:26OK.
05:28Does your mother have a glove compartment?
05:29A small business owner named Miss Shelton.
05:32OK.
05:33We got that.
05:34Something that you keep in your glove compartment.
05:35Oh, a Glock, Steve.
05:36A big old Glock.
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh, snap.
05:39OK.
05:40So you strapped like that.
05:41All right.
05:42Show me the blip blam blicky.
05:43All right.
05:44Number two answer.
05:45The Democrats is controlling the board.
05:46Let's go.
05:47Yeah.
05:48All right.
05:49Doug Emimoff.
05:50Name something that you keep in your glove compartment.
05:51Oh, wow.
05:52I mean, I can't top that.
05:53It was so perfect.
05:54I'll go with the same answer, Steve.
05:55A Glock.
05:56Oh.
05:57Man, you want to give the same answer?
05:58Oh, that seemed like a bad strategy, but show me another blip blam blicky.
05:59Oh.
06:00Oh.
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06:16Oh.
06:17Oh.
06:18Oh.
06:19That crazy.
06:20A second gun, that's the number-one answer.
06:23Damn, America.
06:24All right.
06:25Let's go over to Tim Walz.
06:28OK, something that you keep in your glove compartment.
06:30This is right in my wheelhouse in my glove box.
06:33I got hot hands, napkins from Runza and got to have Tums in case I eat something spicy
06:39like tomato.
06:41If you say so, show me some white nonsense.
06:45Oh, sorry, it's not up there.
06:48Let's go over to President Joe Biden,
06:50something that you keep in your glove box.
06:52I like to buy a vowel.
06:55That is, that's, that's the wrong game, player.
06:58Come on, Conan.
07:01What are you doing? It's me.
07:03I'm still the president. I'm Joe.
07:05I may be older, but I'll beat the hell out of you.
07:08I'll pop you. I'll give you an Uncle Sandwich.
07:10You know how to do it. I can make sandwiches.
07:12And guess what? Here's the deal.
07:14I'm not the old one now. Trump is.
07:17The only difference, I know when to walk away.
07:19About six months too late.
07:22Okay, show me whatever that was.
07:26Oh, man, that was an answer so bad,
07:29they gave you a double X. All right.
07:31Republicans, you got a chance to steal
07:33something that you keep in your car's glove box.
07:35I've been told not to speak.
07:37Same here.
07:39All right, President Trump, what you got?
07:41Well, Steve, I've never ridden in front seat of car,
07:44so this question is very unfair.
07:47So to answer this, I'm gonna do one of my signature weaves, right?
07:50It's called the weave, where I say lots of different things,
07:53but it all comes together so beautifully,
07:55like an episode of Seinfeld.
07:57Seinfeld, you know, Jerry was always wearing mom jeans.
08:00He had bad jeans, just like the immigrants
08:03who are ruining this country. They're eating the pets.
08:06They're eating mudang, but it's so sad.
08:09We are getting our asses kicked. I mean, you look at Korea,
08:12you look at Japan, America's not even included.
08:14There's no room, so it's like glove compartment, right?
08:16There's no room. You see what I did there, Steve?
08:18Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you did.
08:21Show me dementia.
08:24Oh!
08:26Well, it looks like the Democrats win.
08:28And live from New York, it's Saturday Night!