Assholes: A Theory | movie | 2019 | Official Trailer | dG1feUE4ZlM3X3BQSWM
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00:00The boorish asshole.
00:03The drunk asshole.
00:04The smug asshole.
00:05The arrogant asshole.
00:06The self-aggrandizing asshole.
00:07The sexist asshole.
00:08The mumbling asshole.
00:09The reckless asshole.
00:10The narcissistic asshole.
00:11The guy driving a Porsche,
00:13swerving through three lanes of traffic asshole as well.
00:17I honestly could not give you an answer on why you love assholes.
00:20It's just, they're appealing I guess.
00:22I remember the funniest people in school were the assholes.
00:28Ha! Look at this!
00:30Behaving a bit like an asshole can be funny.
00:33And we can laugh at that because it's not really serious.
00:38My grandma would say, nice girls don't say asshole.
00:40But guess what grandma, you didn't work for the RCMP.
00:43When you know that there's people in the organization that are willing to cross that line,
00:48I decided that I have to say something.
00:53I guess in a way my mother was an asshole.
00:58When you elect an asshole to run your country,
01:00what you get is someone who frames everything around their own needs.
01:04I do not use crack cocaine.
01:05Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.
01:07We have seen it spread into other countries.
01:09The example of Berlusconi is again a perfect one.
01:13His wealth, his girlfriends, his parties,
01:16is proof of what you can achieve if only you let your selfishness fly free.
01:21Why people haven't stopped him?
01:23What has happened to us?
01:24A witchcraft?
01:27If you give a 24-year-old $100 million,
01:31that's just going to enable bad behavior.
01:33It's clear now that we didn't do enough to prevent these tools from being used for harm as well.
01:38He really means it. I mean, he knows how to apologize.
01:40That's not something assholes usually know how to do, right?
01:43I think the great mistake is to listen to them when they start telling us how we should live.
01:49And everybody else, seeing what they're getting in life,
01:52I'm choosing to be an asshole.