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00:00:00Hey mister, will you marry me?
00:00:02Shelby Trudeau must be married by five o'clock today. She loses her inheritance.
00:00:07I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau. I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:00:10Who's gonna marry you anyhow?
00:00:11The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:00:15All right, let's get married.
00:00:17I can't keep living in the past.
00:00:19Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:00:22Why can't you just tell her it's your place? You're a public figure.
00:00:25When do you think you can keep the charade up?
00:00:27The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was a boy.
00:00:29She liked me for me, and I want that again.
00:00:31You can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:00:35Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:00:38I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:00:41How pathetic.
00:00:42And pointless.
00:00:43Look how in love we are.
00:00:44Sometimes I forget how to let go.
00:00:46But with you, every day is fun.
00:00:49Actually, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state.
00:00:52You are Roy's secret bride.
00:00:54A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:00:58We need to get a divorce.
00:00:59I mean, I've spent my whole life looking for you.
00:01:02Sometimes love isn't enough.
00:01:06Could it be?
00:01:08It's her.
00:01:09It's always been her.
00:01:11How could it be so blind?
00:01:30I'm bored.
00:01:33According to Mr. Trudeau's will,
00:01:35your eldest daughter, Miss Shelby Trudeau,
00:01:39must be married by five o'clock today,
00:01:42or she loses her inheritance.
00:01:44That un-ladylike girl is not my daughter.
00:01:47Bad enough I'm her stepmother.
00:01:49Right, and hello.
00:01:50We want Shelby to know show.
00:01:52That's the way we get everything.
00:02:00I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau.
00:02:02I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:02:05Well, look who it is, the prodigal sister.
00:02:07Dressed in your old uniform.
00:02:09Pathetic.
00:02:10Still trying to play hero.
00:02:12I'm in the Army Reserve now, CC.
00:02:14I was doing weekend drills with my unit.
00:02:17The will, please.
00:02:19Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:22Should have just died in the van.
00:02:25Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:28Should have just died in the field like a good little soldier.
00:02:31No one would have missed you.
00:02:32Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:02:36Look, you don't have to respect me,
00:02:38but don't you dare speak about soldiers dying in vain on the battlefield.
00:02:42God, look around, CC.
00:02:44Your curled hair and your frilly dress.
00:02:46Do you think any of that would be possible without others sacrificing?
00:02:50You have freedom and peace because someone else is carrying the burden.
00:03:00Of course.
00:03:01The will, Sergeant Trudeau.
00:03:04And I want to thank you for your service.
00:03:10Your father's will stipulates that the inheritance is yours
00:03:13only if signed by both you and your spouse.
00:03:18Ooh!
00:03:19That means you've got 15 minutes to find a husband, Shelby.
00:03:22Tick tock.
00:03:35Don't say I'm a bad stepmother.
00:03:37Give up your inheritance and I'll give you one percent.
00:03:40Better than nothing.
00:03:43You stole my father from me most of my life.
00:03:45You will not take what he left me.
00:03:48And what this money could do to help the gym and all the women that are part of it.
00:03:55Really, Shelby?
00:03:56Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:03:58The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:04:16Don't.
00:04:17Keep the mystery.
00:04:21You've already lost, Shelby.
00:04:23Take the one percent I'm offering and be grateful for it.
00:04:26Right.
00:04:27You're not even going to find a bum on the street to marry you in time.
00:04:33Watch me.
00:04:38Watch me.
00:04:46Watch me.
00:04:53Don't worry.
00:05:00He looks single.
00:05:02Oh my god, this is totally FUBAR.
00:05:05Suck it up, soldier.
00:05:07You can't let your evil stepmother and stepsister win.
00:05:12Hey, mister.
00:05:15Will you marry me?
00:05:25I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain.
00:05:28But if you help me, I promise a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
00:05:32Well, this day just got a whole lot more interesting.
00:05:35So you won't have to live on the streets anymore.
00:05:37Do I look like a homeless person to her?
00:05:39Priceless.
00:05:41Shelby Trudeau, are you insane?
00:05:44You can't marry this...
00:05:46Helpful.
00:05:49Shelby Trudeau.
00:05:50The late Judge Trudeau's eldest daughter.
00:05:53That's right.
00:05:54The judge said she was a soldier.
00:05:56He didn't mention she was beautiful, too.
00:05:59Here's a few bucks.
00:06:00Take it and get lost.
00:06:02Don't meddle in our business.
00:06:04Don't speak to him like that.
00:06:06He's a person with feelings.
00:06:08The Cinderella Tale.
00:06:09Complete with an evil stepmother and obnoxious stepsister.
00:06:13It's clear who deserves my help.
00:06:15And the timing couldn't be better for me.
00:06:18All right.
00:06:19Let's get married.
00:06:20Let's get married.
00:06:36Names for the marriage certificate?
00:06:38Shelby Trudeau.
00:06:41And your name is?
00:06:43Griffin Roy.
00:06:50Congratulations.
00:07:06And congratulations, you lovebirds.
00:07:18This isn't over.
00:07:20No.
00:07:26Sergeant Trudeau.
00:07:27Mrs. Roy.
00:07:29You have to stay married for at least one full year.
00:07:33Or everything goes to your stepmother and stepsister.
00:07:37You hear that, Shelby?
00:07:39You won't last a week with that hobo.
00:07:45Come on.
00:07:50I guess we'll need to keep in touch.
00:07:52But you probably don't have a permanent address.
00:07:57Once the estate gets settled and I have the money,
00:07:59we can get you an apartment and set you up with a job.
00:08:03When most people get what they wanted, they usually just walk away.
00:08:07I'm not most people.
00:08:10I see that.
00:08:18I gotta return this.
00:08:21Goodbye for now.
00:08:24Goodbye, wife.
00:08:38Where the hell have you been?
00:08:42Detective McSwain.
00:08:56Gotcha.
00:08:57Seriously, this is over the top, even for you.
00:09:02This DNA, get it to Detective McSwain right away.
00:09:05Look, as your campaign manager, I need you to be more focused on your image, okay?
00:09:10You'll never catch LaRoche dumpster diving.
00:09:16Marrying Isabel was the best decision of my life.
00:09:21You know, when you elected me to Congress three years ago,
00:09:25you got a package deal.
00:09:27Griffin Roy, just another billionaire bachelor.
00:09:30Playboy lawyer. Best.
00:09:33This, my friend, is where you're vulnerable.
00:09:35In a snap, I can line up a dozen beautiful, successful women.
00:09:39You want me for what I am, not who I am.
00:09:41Look, you can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:09:46It's not just some girl.
00:09:47We had a connection.
00:09:50Never had that before.
00:09:57Look, I gotta run.
00:09:58But Griffin, you need to find a woman who can stand by your side.
00:10:02Someone real.
00:10:03Not this made-up mystery girl you've built up in your head.
00:10:23Remember that true strength is not physical.
00:10:26It comes from the belief that you are worth defending.
00:10:29All right, guys. That's class. Nice work.
00:10:38So what's the latest on the STD super spreader?
00:10:41I tried to call him, but Mr. Chlamydia blocked my number.
00:10:46Who knows how many other women he's done this to.
00:10:49So I was thinking maybe it's time to go by his place and confront him in person.
00:10:56What's holding you back?
00:10:57Andre's no regular guy, Shelby. He's got a girl pack.
00:11:01These men are like wolves with mutton.
00:11:03Let's go.
00:11:05We'll face this douchebag together.
00:11:08Yes.
00:11:26What's your name?
00:11:27I'm Stephanie.
00:11:29How about a drink, huh?
00:11:30Oh, that's okay.
00:11:31Come on. One little drink won't do no harm.
00:11:34Okay, one drink.
00:11:35Really, Pierce? This clown is the one who controls the town's power brokers.
00:11:40You want to beat LaRoche, you got to mingle with the good, the bad, and the Andres.
00:11:50I can't believe I slept with that.
00:11:53What was I thinking?
00:11:55I guess I can't hold my liquor.
00:11:57I mean, the night was just one big black hole.
00:12:01It wasn't the alcohol that caused you to black out.
00:12:06Thanks.
00:12:09Thanks.
00:12:10That creep.
00:12:12You dickless loser.
00:12:22Stop drugging girls to get laid.
00:12:24What the fuck? Get out of my house, skank.
00:12:27I'm the skank? That's funny. You're the one spreading chlamydia.
00:12:32Shut the fuck up and get out of my house.
00:12:35Unless you're back from war. I know how much of a whore you really are.
00:12:39You like spreading your legs, don't you?
00:12:41I just told you that you have chlamydia and you...
00:12:44Oh my God. You already know you have it.
00:12:48And you don't care.
00:12:51Ladies! Andre Ivanov has been knowingly spreading chlamydia.
00:13:02What is she doing here?
00:13:04Both of you, get out of here.
00:13:10Oh shit. She can't know who I am yet.
00:13:17Do you know who I am?
00:13:19I don't care.
00:13:25Where did she come from?
00:13:27That's my wife. Isn't she amazing?
00:13:29And she's gonna cost you Andre once he finds out you're married to her?
00:13:31I don't care.
00:13:32You think you can crash my party and put that ninja shit on me?
00:13:37You are one dead bitch.
00:13:49Oh, nice. Did you see that combo?
00:13:52Dude, she can fight. Look at her form, man.
00:13:54Look at her form, man.
00:14:00Dude, she can really fight, man.
00:14:02You are hopeless.
00:14:04Hey, sell me jackets. I'll give you my Rolex.
00:14:25Fuck you, Roy. I'll do everything I can to end you.
00:14:29We should get out of here.
00:14:34Get him!
00:14:37You lied to me. You're not some homeless guy.
00:14:40Okay, when did I say I was homeless?
00:14:42You were next to a dumpster. That's not much of a leap.
00:14:45What were you doing at this party?
00:14:47Working in the room.
00:14:49Working in the room?
00:14:50That's not much of a leap.
00:14:52What were you doing at this party?
00:14:54Working in the room.
00:14:56Oh, I thought you were one of those asshole rich guys.
00:14:59I'm sorry. I hope I didn't cost you your job.
00:15:02I know how you can make it up to me.
00:15:05Have dinner with me.
00:15:08My place is nearby.
00:15:10I'll whip something up as a thank you for tonight.
00:15:12Wow, a wife who cooks and kicks ass.
00:15:15I'm one lucky man.
00:15:17Don't push it.
00:15:20Thanks.
00:15:26Hey, dinner's ready.
00:15:32This is nice. I haven't had a home cooked meal in a long time.
00:15:37It's one of the things I missed the most when I was deployed.
00:15:40How long were you in the military?
00:15:42Seven years. I joined right after high school.
00:15:44My mom had just died and I was feeling rudderless.
00:15:47You weren't close with your father?
00:15:50I was. He was my hero.
00:15:53Until he wasn't.
00:15:56He cheated on my mom with Margo.
00:15:58He was the judge and she was the court stenographer.
00:16:02It was quite the scandal at the time.
00:16:04That must have been really hard for you.
00:16:07It was harder on my mom.
00:16:09She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
00:16:12Even started using my mom's maiden name.
00:16:14But then three years ago he reached out, told me he was sick, so I came to New Orleans for a visit.
00:16:19Here I am.
00:16:21Here you are.
00:16:23Enough about me. What's your story, Gryffinroy?
00:16:29Shelby Trudeau, come on out now.
00:16:32We know you're in there, Shelby. The light is on.
00:16:34We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:16:37We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:16:40Hey, I'll handle this.
00:16:43Oh, I thought I heard a couple of stray cats out here yelling, but it's just you two.
00:16:49And you are?
00:16:51That's the homeless guy that Shelby married.
00:16:53What are you doing here?
00:16:55Why wouldn't Gryffin be here?
00:16:57He's my husband, after all.
00:16:59Mama, what are we going to do? We need to challenge the will.
00:17:02But how can we do that if they're still together?
00:17:04Shut up, Cece.
00:17:06Oh, I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:17:09How pathetic.
00:17:10And pointless.
00:17:12Look how in love we are.
00:17:14I'll be back.
00:17:16Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:17:20Right. We're going to shred that will and your shame of marriage in no time.
00:17:34Margo and Cece are going to be a problem. There's no way they'll let us be.
00:17:37What if we moved in together?
00:17:40You want to live here?
00:17:42No.
00:17:44Somewhere with better security.
00:17:46Like my place.
00:17:48Sure.
00:17:50I'm dying to see where you live.
00:17:57So let me get this straight.
00:17:59You told her you're house-sitting?
00:18:01That's right.
00:18:02Said I was going to watch the house while the owner was in Europe for the year.
00:18:06You do know how crazy that sounds.
00:18:08Why can't you just tell her it's your place?
00:18:14I saw you from across the room and I had to talk to you.
00:18:17That's very flattering, but you don't know anything about me.
00:18:20I know you take my breath away.
00:18:22And I know that I would wonder, for the rest of my life, if I didn't take this chance.
00:18:27Even if it was only for one night.
00:18:29Maybe it's better if you don't.
00:18:30No names, no past.
00:18:33We can just be ourselves.
00:18:35I'd like that very much.
00:18:38The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was a Roy.
00:18:41She liked me for me.
00:18:43And I want that, again, Pierce.
00:18:46Even for a little while.
00:18:56Stas, you're all done.
00:18:58Stas, all this stuff in the garage, please.
00:19:02Griffin, you're a public figure.
00:19:05A lot of people know who you are.
00:19:07How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:19:09I don't know.
00:19:11But I have a chance to be with someone without all the crap that goes along with being a Roy.
00:19:15Well, just remember, we're about to launch a multi-platform campaign.
00:19:20In two weeks, TV, radio, social, billboards, your face is about to be everywhere.
00:19:26Then I better make the most of the next 14 days.
00:19:49This place is insane. The owner must really trust you.
00:19:53Yep. We're pretty tight.
00:19:56Here, let me show you to your room.
00:20:04I can't keep living in the past.
00:20:07Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:20:17Goodbye, mystery lover.
00:20:23I take it things are going well with Xena Warrior Princess?
00:20:27Oh, she's so exciting. And competitive.
00:20:30Keeps me on my toes.
00:20:32And so damn beautiful.
00:20:34Face sweaty, no makeup, so damn real.
00:20:36When do I get to meet her?
00:20:38Her military background and work with actress women will be a real asset for both female and male voters.
00:20:43Dial it back, Pierce. We're in the early stages.
00:20:46Alright, well, don't take too long.
00:20:48You married her for the campaign.
00:20:49And it's not like she can dump you once she finds out.
00:20:52She needs you for her inheritance.
00:21:02Good.
00:21:09Hey.
00:21:11I'm taking care of you tonight.
00:21:13Ooh, I like the sound of that.
00:21:15Did you mind I let go to one? I'm talking food here.
00:21:18Alright, in that case, surprise me.
00:21:21Try. I'm full of surprises.
00:21:24I bet you are.
00:21:36Gotcha, sis.
00:21:38So this is where you've been hiding out.
00:21:47Did you want some of my wine?
00:22:18I turned off your alarm.
00:22:20You obviously needed to sleep.
00:22:22We can run tonight.
00:22:24P.S. You snore.
00:22:26But it's super cute.
00:22:28I do not snore, Griffin Roy.
00:22:30What are you doing in a place like this?
00:22:32I live here.
00:22:34When did you move in?
00:22:36Last week. We're house-sitting.
00:22:38Yeah, I have heard that one before.
00:22:40Listen, this is an exclusive neighborhood.
00:22:42Thieves are always trying to break in.
00:22:44I'm not trying to break in.
00:22:46I'm not trying to break in.
00:22:48I'm not trying to break in.
00:22:50I'm not trying to break in.
00:22:52I'm not trying to break in.
00:22:54I'm not trying to break in.
00:22:56I'm not trying to break in.
00:22:57But thieves are always trying to break in.
00:23:00Who are you calling a thief?
00:23:02Please step out. Now!
00:23:05What the hell are you doing?
00:23:07Just routine inspection.
00:23:11Let's see what else you're hiding here.
00:23:21Get your filthy hands off my wife!
00:23:23What?
00:23:28Oh, cool.
00:23:30I thought I was saving you.
00:23:32But it looks like you got it.
00:23:34Oh, look out!
00:23:38Damn, lady.
00:23:40You make it look easy.
00:23:42Are you hurt?
00:23:44Just my pride.
00:23:47Looks like you get a flat.
00:23:49Let's get out of here.
00:23:51We can take my car.
00:23:53This is yours?
00:23:55Borrowed it from a friend.
00:23:57Right.
00:24:00I know all the guards who work here,
00:24:03and you sure as hell aren't them.
00:24:05Who the hell are you, man?
00:24:07Some kind of big shot or something?
00:24:09Oh, I'm your worst nightmare.
00:24:13Alright.
00:24:15You're under arrest.
00:24:17What the hell is going on?
00:24:19Well, that didn't go as planned.
00:24:23Mama, this is all your fault!
00:24:25You pushed me to hire those thugs to humiliate Shelby,
00:24:28and now my money's wasted and she got off scot-free!
00:24:31Eyes on the prize, Cece.
00:24:33Once we inherit the entire Trudeau estate,
00:24:35this'll be pocket change.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:39And who would have thought that bum
00:24:41would have got the police involved in all this mess?
00:24:43I don't believe he's a bum.
00:24:45He's a big shot.
00:24:46I don't believe he's a bum.
00:24:48I mean, how can a homeless man be so clever?
00:24:50No matter whether he's a tramp or not,
00:24:53he married Shelby for her money.
00:24:55Offer him a better deal and he'll leave her.
00:24:58We annul the marriage and claim the entire estate.
00:25:03Oh, isn't Victoria Wilcox
00:25:05the porta-potty billionaire looking for a new gigolo?
00:25:08That old cougar?
00:25:10Oh, Cece, honey,
00:25:12when they're that age, they're not cougars.
00:25:14They're saber-toothed tigers.
00:25:20Well, then we just gotta make him an offer he can't refuse.
00:25:30You really should have iced these right away.
00:25:33I realize that now.
00:25:35I've only ever sparred with gloves on,
00:25:37never thrown a bare-knuckle punch before.
00:25:41What?
00:25:44Did I just hand in my man card?
00:25:47No, you knocked a guy out with one punch.
00:25:49Your man card is fully intact.
00:25:52You just sounded like a prep school rich boy for a second.
00:26:00Not just for today, but for everything.
00:26:03It's been really lonely since my dad died, and
00:26:06it's nice having someone on my side.
00:26:09There's no need to thank me.
00:26:11I am your husband.
00:26:14Close your eyes.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:27Fair is fair.
00:26:29I owe you one.
00:26:43Okay.
00:26:49Sorry.
00:26:51I know we're just pretending.
00:26:54Right.
00:26:56Pretending.
00:27:00I'm gonna...
00:27:02I'm gonna go for a run.
00:27:05Okay, I'll come with...
00:27:11What if it's just me?
00:27:13The first woman I'm into for so long is not into me.
00:27:16Fuck!
00:27:32Griffin kissed me,
00:27:34and it felt just like that night three years ago.
00:27:37What's wrong with me?
00:27:39How can I feel the exact same way for two different men?
00:27:43I don't know.
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:55He looks like a wet street dog.
00:27:57I'll shower and a haircut, and he'll be marginally presentable.
00:28:00Hey!
00:28:02You!
00:28:06We got a proposition for you.
00:28:09How'd you like to be richer than you ever imagined?
00:28:11Well, that'd be a dream, ma'am.
00:28:13Get in.
00:28:26Are you sure he's not homeless?
00:28:29He eats like a dirty pig.
00:28:31So you want me to divorce Shelby
00:28:34and marry Victoria Wilcox, the shithouse billionaire.
00:28:42You will refer to them as porta-potties, young man.
00:28:47We know you're after Shelby's inheritance,
00:28:50but she's never gonna see it.
00:28:52Well...
00:28:54He'll do.
00:28:59Oh, he'll do just nicely.
00:29:04Wait a minute.
00:29:06Have we met before because you look real familiar?
00:29:08Oh, no.
00:29:10Nope, I don't think I run in your kinds of circles.
00:29:13I'm Miss Wilcox.
00:29:15The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:21The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:24And you will also be paid 20 grand a month to provide
00:29:27intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:29:31Hmm.
00:29:33Oh, you don't need to worry, boy.
00:29:34Because I have the libido of a 26-year-old.
00:29:52I don't understand.
00:29:54This says...
00:29:56You're under arrest for pandering.
00:29:59Detective McSwain,
00:30:00Detective McSwain,
00:30:02this woman has tried to recruit me as a sex worker.
00:30:06That's a class C felony.
00:30:08He's lying.
00:30:11And you will also be paid 20 grand a month to provide
00:30:15intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:30:21Detective, detective.
00:30:23There must be some misunderstanding.
00:30:25There's no nonsense going on here.
00:30:28No, you can't arrest me on the word of that bum.
00:30:30He set me up.
00:30:32Detective McSwain, it's getting late.
00:30:35I'd like to go home and see my wife.
00:30:42Wait.
00:30:45You have made a big mistake rejecting me.
00:30:48I'm a woman of wealth and power that you cannot fathom.
00:30:52I will make you pay very dearly for this.
00:30:55I don't think anyone mentioned my last name.
00:30:58It's Roy.
00:31:04Well, I knew you looked familiar, you see.
00:31:07I'm just an old woman.
00:31:09You could forgive me.
00:31:11Get out of my face.
00:31:15Pardon me.
00:31:19All right, we got her in the car.
00:31:21How far do you want this to go?
00:31:23Put the fear of God in there.
00:31:24Mug shot, fingerprints, the works.
00:31:27Then in the morning, drop the charges.
00:31:30Before the press gets wind.
00:31:32Here, so to have your hide.
00:31:34You got it, Griff.
00:31:45Where have you been?
00:31:47I was worried you were gone so long.
00:31:50Yeah?
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:54Uh, are you hungry?
00:31:56I can heat up some leftovers.
00:31:58Yeah, I'd like that.
00:32:02Did that just happen?
00:32:04Maybe I have a shot with her after all.
00:32:17Oh, baby, my little girl.
00:32:20I will never forget the humiliation that man has caused us.
00:32:24Don't you worry, Mama.
00:32:26I have a plan.
00:32:28I had all night to think about it in that cold, hard cell.
00:32:31If he doesn't want to divorce Shelby, fine.
00:32:34We'll just force Shelby to divorce him.
00:32:38And I know just where to hit it where it hurts.
00:32:43It's amazing.
00:32:49Ah!
00:33:00I think we shaved 30 seconds off that time.
00:33:03I thought I was competitive.
00:33:05You even compete with yourself.
00:33:16You're not growing.
00:33:17You're dying.
00:33:19I, um, I'm gonna go shower.
00:33:23Me too.
00:33:28Get a grip, Shelby.
00:33:30Zoe's hot.
00:33:32You've been around dozens of smoking hot men in the service.
00:33:35What makes him any different?
00:33:37He just is.
00:33:42Hey, Zara.
00:33:44Shelby, you have to get here right away.
00:33:45Buford's kicking us out the gym.
00:33:52I'm sorry, my hands are tied.
00:33:55He says we have to leave.
00:33:57Okay, I got this.
00:33:59Mr. Buford, what are you doing?
00:34:01This is my place of business.
00:34:03You're done here.
00:34:05I sold the building.
00:34:07The new owners want you out.
00:34:09That's illegal.
00:34:10I have a lease.
00:34:12They've got a break clause for new management,
00:34:13but who the hell is they?
00:34:19That would be us.
00:34:23Cliff, we can take it from here.
00:34:25Sure thing.
00:34:26Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.
00:34:28I know you used all your army money for this gym,
00:34:31but you can get it back.
00:34:33All you have to do is sign this divorce petition.
00:34:37Get a divorce, give up your inheritance,
00:34:39and then you can keep your dinky, smelly gym.
00:34:50I bet you want to hit me so bad.
00:34:52Not so tough now, are you, Shelby?
00:34:55Screw you.
00:34:57I'll just pack up and find a new location.
00:34:59Sorry, the building is now closed for...
00:35:02renovations.
00:35:04And everything inside now belongs to me.
00:35:07Of course.
00:35:09You could sue, but that would take months.
00:35:13Well, what would happen to your gym now, Shelby?
00:35:16That's blackmail.
00:35:18We like to call it capitalism.
00:35:20You don't sign, we close the gym,
00:35:22and then you lose everything.
00:35:26Think about what you're doing.
00:35:28This gym is a lifeline for so many women.
00:35:30I won't let you take it from them.
00:35:32You can beg, but I won't budge.
00:35:34Be a smart girl and sign the papers by tomorrow,
00:35:37or you can kiss your Valkyrie Fight Club goodbye.
00:35:42And watch us turn it into...
00:35:44Valkyrie Strip Club!
00:35:47Isn't that a good idea?
00:35:49There's poles and everything.
00:35:51Oh, my.
00:35:53Plenty of girls.
00:35:55They're cute.
00:35:57They are cute.
00:35:59Cute enough.
00:36:05I'm not here because I give a damn if you win.
00:36:08I'm here to make sure that Griffin Roy doesn't.
00:36:11Well, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
00:36:15The fuck you say?
00:36:17What exactly did Roy do to earn your loathing?
00:36:21He partnered up against me with a She-Warrior.
00:36:25I want to see them both destroyed.
00:36:28Well, with your connections and my political might,
00:36:31I think that might be able to be arranged.
00:36:42LaRose got Andre.
00:36:44What are we going to do about this?
00:36:46Nothing.
00:36:48We do not want these two pairing up, all right?
00:36:50This is political suicide.
00:36:52Just talk to Shelby.
00:36:54Maybe if you both apologize...
00:36:56Um, hell no.
00:36:58Let them do their best.
00:36:59Mark my words, this is going to come back to bite you in the ass.
00:37:08Hello, Shelby.
00:37:10Griffin, we need to talk.
00:37:19Shelby, what's going on?
00:37:21You sounded tense on the phone.
00:37:25I have so many missed moments.
00:37:26Things I should have said or done.
00:37:28Chances that were lost that might have been pivotal to my life.
00:37:32I don't want you to be another moment that I miss.
00:37:47You first.
00:37:56You first.
00:38:26You first.
00:38:57That was...
00:38:59Fucking amazing.
00:39:11Griffin, where are you going?
00:39:14Griffin?
00:39:16Griffin!
00:39:19Explain yourself.
00:39:21Toothbrush.
00:39:24BJ's.
00:39:26This is Jacques.
00:39:28Why?
00:39:30You're my wife.
00:39:32I sleep with you now.
00:39:34We probably should have talked this through.
00:39:36Yeah.
00:39:38You said you had missed moments.
00:39:40I've had them too.
00:39:42You will not be one of them.
00:39:44I know we said we were pretending, but...
00:39:47I want to give us a chance.
00:39:49A real one.
00:39:51Oh?
00:39:56Fuck.
00:40:27I will now pronounce you man and wife.
00:40:31Qu'est-ce qu'on a la soirée, don't you?
00:40:56I love you.
00:41:02Cece, meet me at the gym in one hour.
00:41:04We can go over the divorce papers.
00:41:11Goodbye, my husband.
00:41:21I knew something must have happened.
00:41:27Hello?
00:41:29Pierce.
00:41:31I need you to use all your connections to find out what Cece and Margot Trudeau did to Shelby yesterday.
00:41:37Because of them, my wife is divorcing me.
00:41:41It's five in the morning.
00:41:43You have an hour.
00:41:50How did Cece get the money to buy the entire Rampart Drive building?
00:41:53She and Margot Trudeau are using the Trudeau mansion as collateral.
00:41:56Stupid.
00:41:58Good for us, bad for them.
00:42:00And the property title?
00:42:02Still an escrow.
00:42:04The title hasn't been transferred yet.
00:42:06Make sure it is.
00:42:08In your name.
00:42:10You're about to be the proud owner of a mid-rise building on Rampart Drive.
00:42:12Oh, goody, goody.
00:42:18Talk to me, McSwain.
00:42:19I showed the fake guards in lockup Cece Trudeau's mugshot.
00:42:22You're right.
00:42:24She's the one who hired them to rough up your wife.
00:42:26How'd you know?
00:42:28Had her M.O. written all over it.
00:42:30I take it the kid gloves are off this time?
00:42:32Oh yeah.
00:42:34Cece Trudeau thinks she's untouchable.
00:42:36Let's show her just how wrong she is.
00:42:45I'm glad you finally came to your senses, Shelby.
00:42:47I definitely have.
00:42:50Showtime.
00:42:52I'm your campaign manager, not some hired muscle.
00:42:55Here's what I think about your agreement.
00:43:00Did you see that?
00:43:02Did you see that? She chose me, man.
00:43:04She chose me.
00:43:06Well, hell, looks like she did.
00:43:08You fucking bitch!
00:43:11That's her cue.
00:43:17Say goodbye to your gym, Shelby.
00:43:19You're going to lose everything.
00:43:21You know, at least I still have my self-respect,
00:43:23which is more than I can say for you.
00:43:25Don't be hasty, Cece.
00:43:27She's basically a man. You'll get hurt.
00:43:29I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine,
00:43:32but I will never agree to your demands.
00:43:36Reclaim what's yours?
00:43:38You're never going to step foot in your precious gym ever again.
00:43:43That will be difficult to enforce since I now own the building.
00:43:48Who the hell are you?
00:43:50Pierce Durand, the new owner of 222 Rampart Drive.
00:43:54What?
00:43:57Your deal fell out of escrow.
00:44:00I swooped in and bought it.
00:44:02That's impossible. I own it.
00:44:05Let me spell this out in a way that even an imbecile will understand.
00:44:09I outbid you.
00:44:11The building is mine.
00:44:13Now scram.
00:44:15I'm Eva.
00:44:17I want to ensure you that your lease is secure.
00:44:20The only change will be a 40% rent reduction.
00:44:24That's unbelievable. Are you sure you can afford that?
00:44:28Oh, yeah.
00:44:30Thank you, Mr. Durand.
00:44:32The gym means a lot to the women in this community.
00:44:41Cece Trudeau, you're under arrest for extortion.
00:44:43The fake guards identified you as the one who paid them to attack Shelby Trudeau.
00:44:48Okay, well, but that was last week.
00:44:51You can't arrest me now.
00:44:53We most certainly can, and this time the charges won't be dropped.
00:44:56No, no, no.
00:44:58You can't take my girl.
00:45:00I'm coming after you.
00:45:02I'm never going to forget this when I get out.
00:45:03You're mine.
00:45:12Zara.
00:45:14Call everyone.
00:45:16Valkyrie Fight Club is back in business.
00:45:25Well, aren't you going to go over there?
00:45:28You're the one that orchestrated this whole thing.
00:45:30No.
00:45:31It's her victory.
00:45:33I merely did what a husband should to ensure her happiness.
00:45:37That's my reward.
00:45:39That is some wild shit. You just found it.
00:45:41This girl is seriously causing you to lose it, Griff.
00:45:44You worry too much.
00:45:46And you don't worry enough.
00:45:48We have a campaign to win, and you're ten points behind LaRoche in all the latest polls.
00:45:52What are you driving at?
00:45:54Tell Shelby who you are.
00:45:56The voters need to know who your wife is, and we need to be able to shape the narrative.
00:45:59You wait too long, and Neville LaRoche is going to find out and beat us to it.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:06I'll tell her.
00:46:08I just... I need a few more days of just me with her.
00:46:13Then I'll confess everything.
00:46:24That's Shelby Trudeau, owner of the Valkyrie Fight Club.
00:46:28Pretty girl.
00:46:30So is she screwing?
00:46:32Duran or Roy?
00:46:34I don't know, sir.
00:46:36That luncheon was so boring, Neville.
00:46:39Those stuck-up twats kept going on and on about their precious lineages dating back to the Mayflower.
00:46:49Not everyone's white trash like you, Isabel.
00:46:52It is a wonder how you overcame your low-class origins and gained my interest.
00:46:59That wasn't your interest, darling.
00:47:01That was your cock.
00:47:03Touche, my dear.
00:47:05Why are you looking at a picture of her?
00:47:07Do you know Shelby Trudeau?
00:47:09Well, she went by Michelle in high school.
00:47:12But yeah, that's her.
00:47:14She was a star athlete with an annoying habit of defending every loser in school.
00:47:18From bullies like you, per se.
00:47:22Oh, that is unfortunate.
00:47:26You'll have to work that much harder for when you two reconnect.
00:47:30Neville, no.
00:47:32I mean your new bestie, Isabel.
00:47:34Baby, no.
00:47:42It's cooling off.
00:47:44We should go inside.
00:47:45Just a few more minutes.
00:47:47I can't remember the last time I let myself just... be.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:55I guess when my parents were still together.
00:47:58Before the divorce, the cheating, Mom getting sick.
00:48:03I was carefree then.
00:48:05I joined the army after, but that was just another rollercoaster.
00:48:09It's kind of hard to chill when you're deep in hostile territory, kind of.
00:48:12It's kind of hard to chill when you're deep in hostile territory, cutting off weapons supply routes.
00:48:18Well, I'm glad you feel safe here.
00:48:22It's not the place, it's the person.
00:48:25I feel like I've known you forever.
00:48:33Shelby, I have to tell you something.
00:48:42I guess I can wait one more day.
00:48:50Our most sought after place at Valkyrie is our women's self defense kickboxing.
00:48:57Sign me up.
00:49:00Oh shit, Isabel.
00:49:02The girl who made my life and everyone else's a living hell in high school.
00:49:06What sneaky BS is she up to?
00:49:09Oh my gosh, Michelle?
00:49:10Is it you?
00:49:12I go by Shelby now.
00:49:14You look amazing.
00:49:16Michelle, Shelby, and I go way back.
00:49:20Gosh, what a small world.
00:49:22Well, for membership, we offer weekly and monthly subscriptions.
00:49:26How about I pay up front for three years?
00:49:29And I'll be sure to tell all my friends to join.
00:49:33You know, if you're really serious about this, you'll have to lose the bling before class.
00:49:37I was a mean girl in high school, and I'm really ashamed of it.
00:49:42What you've built here is so empowering.
00:49:45If I had had something like this growing up, then maybe I would have found the courage to stop my pa from all the horrible things he did to me and Ma.
00:49:57Shelby, can we start over?
00:49:59Would you let me try to make it right?
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:07This is so awesome.
00:50:09How about lunch?
00:50:11I'm free to grab a bite right now.
00:50:13We can catch up.
00:50:16Okay.
00:50:18Let me grab my bag.
00:50:20Get it, baby!
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:35Griffin Roy has made criminal justice reform the heart of his campaign.
00:50:39He's pro-union and has a five-point plan to improve workplace safety regulations.
00:50:45Shit!
00:50:47No, no, not you.
00:50:49I gotta call you back.
00:50:59LaRoche knows about Shelby.
00:51:01He's sicked Isabelle on her. Look, here's her Instagram.
00:51:06What the fuck?
00:51:08LaRoche's oppo research must have tagged her.
00:51:10Look, we just lost control of the narrative, Griffin.
00:51:12Screw the narrative. It's a trap.
00:51:14They've got my wife.
00:51:22I thought this was supposed to be a quick bite.
00:51:24I have a business to run, you know.
00:51:25You haven't changed a bit since high school.
00:51:27So dedicated.
00:51:29I've always admired that about you.
00:51:32Alright, cut the crap, Izzy.
00:51:34Others might buy your ladylike act,
00:51:36but I know you're still the same vicious bully inside.
00:51:40You didn't come to my gym by accident.
00:51:42What's your angle?
00:51:44Neville asked me to befriend you.
00:51:46I don't want to be here.
00:51:48So I can just add that to the list of reasons why I fucking loathe you.
00:51:52What's my angle, Shelby?
00:51:54The complete and utter destruction of Griffin Roy.
00:51:57And if I can take you down with him,
00:51:59all the better.
00:52:06Shelby, listen to me.
00:52:08The press are on their way.
00:52:10I don't have time to explain, but I fucked up.
00:52:12You have to get out of that restaurant.
00:52:14Now.
00:52:18Too late to run.
00:52:20My hubby's here.
00:52:21Leaving so soon, Ms. Trudeau.
00:52:23Or should I say, Mrs. Roy?
00:52:29Come on, Shelby, pick up.
00:52:31Let me know you got out of there.
00:52:34Who the hell are you?
00:52:36Congressman.
00:52:38Neville LaRoche.
00:52:40I understand why your husband probably never mentioned me,
00:52:42seeing as how there's so much he hasn't told you.
00:52:44Please, sit down.
00:52:46Isabelle was supposed to keep you company
00:52:48until after I arrived.
00:52:49No matter.
00:52:51We'll do this the less genteel way if we must.
00:52:56Both of these men are retired Navy SEALs.
00:52:59I've heard a lot about your fighting skills,
00:53:02so I came prepared.
00:53:09What's this about?
00:53:12What's this about?
00:53:14I spoke with your stepmother.
00:53:16I'll go.
00:53:18She had quite the story to tell.
00:53:20It seems Roy has led you to believe that he's some bum.
00:53:24On the streets.
00:53:26And actually, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state.
00:53:30I can't believe you fell for that.
00:53:33Not so smart now, are you, Shelby?
00:53:36You're lying.
00:53:38You are Roy's secret bride.
00:53:41A woman he is so ashamed of,
00:53:43he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:53:46When the press arrives,
00:53:48you will share your story of betrayal with the voters of Louisiana
00:53:52so that they may know
00:53:54what kind of man Roy really is.
00:54:05Hey, I got it.
00:54:09Let me go.
00:54:11Shelby, please.
00:54:13Why did you keep your marriage a secret?
00:54:15The voters have a right to know.
00:54:17What else are you hiding?
00:54:19You son of a bitch.
00:54:21Oh, now, Roy.
00:54:23Don't blame others for your own stupid mistakes.
00:54:36Shelby, Shelby.
00:54:38Please, hear me out.
00:54:40Don't shell me.
00:54:42God, all of your charm, it's just a lie.
00:54:45I didn't plan to let it get this far.
00:54:48I planned on coming clean.
00:54:50More lies, Griffin Roy?
00:54:52I was going to tell you today.
00:54:54Convenient.
00:54:56Why didn't you just tell me you were a billionaire from the start?
00:54:58Did you actually think I'd come after you for your money?
00:55:01That was always a possibility.
00:55:04Get away from my house.
00:55:06This is technically my home.
00:55:09God, how's sitting my ass?
00:55:12You are the worst and I never want to see you again.
00:55:15Shelby.
00:55:22Congressional candidate Griffin Roy has a secret bride.
00:55:26Our reporter is-
00:55:45You got to get a sip of that?
00:56:16This is private property.
00:56:18Which I own.
00:56:20Liar.
00:56:21Pierce Durand owns this building.
00:56:23He works for me.
00:56:25Then I'll move.
00:56:27I don't want to owe you anything.
00:56:46Oh Shelby, Shelby, come out would you please?
00:56:53I wake up in the morning and reach for you, but you're not there.
00:57:05I can't breathe at the thought of losing you.
00:57:10Mr. Roy, do you think she'll ever forgive you?
00:57:15You're ridiculous. You do know that, don't you?
00:57:19Oh Shelby, Shelby, don't leave me hanging.
00:57:23What are you doing? You're supposed to turn it on.
00:57:27Yeah, I got it from a pawn shop.
00:57:31It's broken. Guy totally scammed me.
00:57:34You are beyond ridiculous.
00:57:37Please Shelby, I didn't say what I wanted to before.
00:57:42Just give me a chance to explain.
00:57:46Fine. Come in you fool.
00:57:50I'll come in on my own.
00:57:57You have two minutes.
00:58:05Growing up as a Roy, no one ever liked me for me.
00:58:12It's always been about the money, the excess.
00:58:18Then at a moment, three years ago, where someone did like me, for me.
00:58:27They had no idea who I was.
00:58:30And I just remember how freeing it felt.
00:58:34It felt.
00:58:37So when I met you, and I felt that spark I've been searching for,
00:58:43I didn't think. I just fucking left.
00:58:48Why wait so long to tell me?
00:58:51I've never gone into enemy territory to cut off weapons supply routes.
00:58:57I boxed in prep school.
00:59:00Yep, you got that right.
00:59:01But otherwise, I've always been more of a lover, rather than a fighter.
00:59:08And I've done well as a lawyer.
00:59:11But I did not earn those billions.
00:59:14I inherited them from generations of dickheads.
00:59:21When you meet a girl, it's a total package.
00:59:25You just want to be her total package too.
00:59:28You really are ridiculous.
00:59:31You know, I have laughed more with you in the past two weeks than I have in my entire life.
00:59:37I'm way too serious, Griffin.
00:59:39Sometimes I forget how to let go.
00:59:42But with you, every day is fun.
00:59:45So, does that mean you forgive me?
00:59:48I'm thinking about it.
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:54You think too much.
00:59:56Time for makeup sex.
01:00:01So, that's makeup sex.
01:00:05Yeah.
01:00:09Griffin, it hurts so much thinking we were over.
01:00:14I never want to feel like that again.
01:00:17I promise not to let anything get in between us.
01:00:26This changes everything.
01:00:28No, thanks for the heads up.
01:00:31I'd appreciate it if you could keep it buried for as long as possible.
01:00:41Mom?
01:00:44I want to stay right here.
01:00:53Where the hell are you, Griff?
01:00:56This is DEFCON 1.
01:00:58Hey, man.
01:01:00Seriously? That's all you have to say?
01:01:02Seriously? That's all you have to say?
01:01:07Come on.
01:01:13How could you keep something like this from me?
01:01:15We've known each other since college.
01:01:17What are you talking about?
01:01:19Didn't you get any of my texts or calls?
01:01:21I must have forgot to charge it.
01:01:23I had quite a night last night.
01:01:25Shelby and I made up.
01:01:26She's forgiven me.
01:01:28Well, she won't forgive you for this.
01:01:31You're a goddamn bigamist, Griffin Roy.
01:01:37Michelle Lane.
01:01:39I don't even know who that is.
01:01:41Well, you knew her well enough to marry her three years ago.
01:01:47This can't be right.
01:01:49I got it from a parish clerk.
01:01:51She's agreed to keep it hush-hush for now.
01:01:53The ceremony was conducted at a church.
01:01:54The priest signed and completed the marriage certificate.
01:01:58Father Timothy O'Shea.
01:02:03I now pronounce ye man and wife.
01:02:06The Masked Girl from Hardy Girl.
01:02:09I finally know her name.
01:02:11Michelle.
01:02:13Shit.
01:02:15That finally makes sense.
01:02:17Of course, you wouldn't knowingly become a bigamist.
01:02:19Shelby.
01:02:21Fuck.
01:02:22Fuck.
01:02:24What am I gonna tell her?
01:02:26Look, it could still be one big mistake.
01:02:28I need to talk to that priest.
01:02:36I have something for you.
01:02:46I hacked into the parish database.
01:02:47Griffin Roy is legally married to both Michelle Lane and Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:52That's it.
01:02:54He's finished.
01:02:56Griffin Roy will be in jail for bigamy for cocktail hour.
01:03:00Michelle Lane is Shelby Trudeau.
01:03:03They're legally married to each other on two separate occasions.
01:03:06They just don't know it yet.
01:03:09That's insane.
01:03:11Check the date.
01:03:13They got married the first time during Hardy Girl.
01:03:14Roy was obviously publicly intoxicated.
01:03:17We could use that angle.
01:03:19Yeah, the romance is already trending.
01:03:21He made an idiot of himself with that boombox and voters.
01:03:25Oh, they're just eating it up.
01:03:28He's catching up in the polls.
01:03:31Now, Roy unknowingly marries twice.
01:03:34The girl he's been searching for since Mardi Gras.
01:03:37This will make them seem like some faded love story.
01:03:45We got nothing on him.
01:03:47Honey, we've got everything we need.
01:03:50What they don't know can definitely hurt them.
01:03:53And right now, to Griffin Roy, Michelle Lane could be anybody.
01:04:01You would have given Machiavelli a run for his money, my dear.
01:04:05Who?
01:04:09Well, I don't know.
01:04:12Well, we have a very limited window to make this work.
01:04:17We will hit hard, but fast.
01:04:24What is she going to say when I tell her I'm married?
01:04:29All right, ladies, good job. That's it for tonight.
01:04:32Remember, this weekend's Mardi Gras.
01:04:34Have fun, but you know what to do if anybody messes with you.
01:04:38Nice work.
01:04:40Hi.
01:04:42Hungry?
01:04:46Yeah, so, um, today's class went super well.
01:04:49Two new students. They really seem to pick up on a lot of things.
01:04:52You're everything I've ever wanted.
01:04:54Everything I didn't even dare to dream.
01:04:57You're it for me. I can't lose you.
01:05:00Griffin, are you okay?
01:05:03Yeah.
01:05:05Just some stuff with the campaign.
01:05:09I want to help. LaRoche can't win.
01:05:12He and Isabelle are evil.
01:05:14You're the kind of man that people need.
01:05:16I can't imagine anyone else but myself.
01:05:19I'll come by the campaign office tomorrow.
01:05:21We will plan a siege that surrounds them from all sides.
01:05:26That sounds amazing, Cheryl.
01:05:35Father?
01:05:39I remember the two of you.
01:05:42You had it, lad. That special spark.
01:05:45I don't see it often in couples, but when I do, it makes an impression.
01:05:49You must be mistaken. This woman and I, we'd met that day.
01:05:54And you were already finishing each other's sentences, dying to tie the knot. There was no stopping you.
01:05:59I was drunk.
01:06:01Drunk with love. The man I married knew what he was doing.
01:06:05I mean, how is this even legal? New Orleans has a 24-hour waiting period.
01:06:09LaRoche waives it.
01:06:11Son of a bitch. Who was it?
01:06:13He was your best man. You called him Remy.
01:06:16Remy Cal... that bastard.
01:06:19No wonder he always had that stupid smirk on his face whenever I stood before him in court.
01:06:25Fuck!
01:06:27Fuck!
01:06:31I don't care. I don't care. We need to annul the marriage now. I love my wife.
01:06:35You're in a bit of a pickle. Because in my book, you love Joe the wife as well.
01:06:45Sir, Mrs. Arrose in your office with Mr. Durand.
01:06:49Shelby.
01:06:54Griffin, this is the woman you've been looking for. This is Michelle Lane.
01:07:00Hi, Griffin. You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:07:05Oh.
01:07:12So you've been an escort for seven years?
01:07:15That's right. Since high school.
01:07:17And that really is your toddler?
01:07:19My baby girl Fleur. She has no daddy. This will be good for her.
01:07:26If I may ask, how will she pass the DNA test?
01:07:29That is the least of your worries.
01:07:32Alright, chop chop.
01:07:36Now action.
01:07:40Hi, Griffin. You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:07:45It was Mardi Gras. We were completely wasted, and we ended up in some church with an Irish priest.
01:07:51We had a wild night at the hotel, and well, Fleur was the happy accident nine months later.
01:08:01It can't be true.
01:08:03It can't be true. I've never met you in my life.
01:08:06I mean, you were wearing masks.
01:08:08Yes, that's right. We were.
01:08:10By the time I found out I was pregnant, two months had passed.
01:08:13I've been trying to find you ever since, but it wasn't until I saw one of your ads for Congress that I recognized your voice.
01:08:19It was a miracle.
01:08:21It's too much. She's losing him.
01:08:24Tone it down. Tone it down.
01:08:26Tone it down. Tone it down.
01:08:31Listen, lady, I don't know who you're trying to con with this act.
01:08:34Griffin, don't.
01:08:36But there is no way in hell that I'm married to you.
01:08:40What's going on, Griffin?
01:08:44Is this woman really your wife?
01:08:49No, she's not. We don't know.
01:08:52Which is it?
01:08:54You are my wife. Only you.
01:08:57I understand this is a lot to take in.
01:09:00Fleur and I will just go. I'll have my lawyer reach out.
01:09:04No. No lawyers. We don't need to involve any authorities.
01:09:08This can all be solved with a simple DNA test.
01:09:12Pierce, this woman is a fraud.
01:09:15Griffin, think about it. She says Fleur is your daughter.
01:09:18One little test, and that'll prove if she's lying or not.
01:09:21We need to know, Griffin. I need to know.
01:09:26Fine. But I don't want these doubts to fester.
01:09:29We can rush the DNA results and get them back in a few hours.
01:09:32Might I suggest a more private setting? Less eyes.
01:09:36Understood. We can wait back at my house for the results to come.
01:09:46We've got him. You're up.
01:09:56Hi.
01:10:20Cute kid.
01:10:22Don't. Just don't.
01:10:25Shelby go upstairs.
01:10:27She fed them snacks and then locked herself in the guest room.
01:10:33I can't lose her, Pierce. I won't.
01:10:47Moment of truth, buddy.
01:10:55FLEUR
01:11:09Fleur, meet your daddy.
01:11:12I will, of course, provide for you both financially.
01:11:17Fleur doesn't need a checkbook. She needs a father.
01:11:25FLEUR
01:11:36What do you want?
01:11:38The guest bedroom is empty. You and Fleur can stay there.
01:11:45Shelby, just don't do this. Just give me some time. I can fix it.
01:11:53This isn't something you fix.
01:11:56You can't be legally married to two women at the same time and you have a child with one of them.
01:12:02We need to get a divorce.
01:12:08She's right, Griff.
01:12:10Griffin, you have a daughter now. You're a father and you have to put your child first.
01:12:16I can't be Margot. I won't do that to another little girl.
01:12:22I've spent my whole life looking for you.
01:12:28How can I let you go?
01:12:33Sometimes love isn't enough.
01:12:39How did you know Shelby would leave him because of the kid?
01:12:43Shelby's dedicated her life to saving people. It's not in her nature to put herself first.
01:12:47Oh, you're a scary woman.
01:12:50I know.
01:12:55Hi, I'm Jack Knight. I'm Shelby Trudeau.
01:12:58Who are you being scared of?
01:13:05So this is what it feels like to have your heart shattered?
01:13:19No.
01:13:49Okay.
01:14:00That's strange. I thought I heard something.
01:14:19What?
01:14:34It's like she was never here.
01:14:36Yeah.
01:14:48Hey, mister?
01:14:51Will you marry me?
01:14:54She took everything but left this behind.
01:14:57Message received, Shelby.
01:15:07What the hell is this?
01:15:11I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain, but if you help me, I promise a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
01:15:19This place is insane. The owner must really trust you.
01:15:26Could it be?
01:15:37It's her. It's always been her.
01:15:42Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:45Yeah, it went better than I expected. As soon as you saw the forged DNA test, it was a done deal.
01:15:50Who is she working for?
01:15:52How long am I supposed to stay here while you take care of Shelby?
01:15:56Give me a name. Come on, just one name.
01:15:58Mrs. LaRoche, that's cutting it close. I want to be long gone when he finds out she's dead.
01:16:07Where is Shelby? Where is my wife?
01:16:10Where is this about taking her?
01:16:12I don't know what you're talking about.
01:16:14I will have you put away for the rest of your life and your daughter will grow up in a fucking orphanage.
01:16:19I don't know where she is. If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear.
01:16:37What is wrong with me?
01:16:42Help! Somebody help!
01:16:47Do you need some water?
01:16:49Oh wait, I see you've already had some.
01:16:52You poisoned me? Why?
01:16:55Why? Why? Where to begin?
01:17:00Lingering high school issues, offs. I'm helping Neville's campaign, duh.
01:17:06But the real reason, the one that cuts deep, is to make Griffin Roy think he's a bigamist.
01:17:13By the time he figures out he married the same woman twice, he'll have gone missing, vanished without a trace.
01:17:23He'll be forced to withdraw from the race.
01:17:25Later, when an anonymous tip tells the police where to find your body, suspicion will follow Griffin for the rest of his life.
01:17:33Any political future he may have had will be as dead as you.
01:17:38Back up. Married? Twice?
01:17:44Who's the woman in the little girl?
01:17:47The woman in the little girl?
01:17:50Oh, just some cheap whore I hired to tell your husband that they've been married for the past three years.
01:17:56When really, it's been you all along.
01:18:00You've been searching for each other all this time, but now he'll never find you.
01:18:07Alright boys, she's all yours.
01:18:10I told you I'd get you back.
01:18:18Miss Tudor, why are you here?
01:18:21My daughter, my baby, she's here. I'm scared she's gonna do something terrible.
01:18:27What do you mean terrible? What's going on?
01:18:30I sold everything to get her out on bail and you, what is she doing right now?
01:18:35I sold everything to get her out on bail and you, what is she doing right now?
01:18:40She's, she's gone crazy. She's stalking Shelby.
01:18:44She tailed her to some hotel in the French Quarter.
01:18:49What hotel?
01:18:51Excuse me sir, my sister's staying here, but I've forgotten her room number.
01:18:56It's Shelby Trudeau.
01:18:58Sorry ma'am, we can't disclose any guest information.
01:19:06Shelby.
01:19:10Come out, come out, wherever you are.
01:19:22Pickled her with my bare hands. Makes it more personal.
01:19:28Actually, do me a favor, leave a lot of marks on that vase of hers.
01:19:33Fuck you.
01:19:35I want people to see that she suffered, a lot.
01:19:38Oh trust me, she will.
01:19:41Come on, let's get this party started.
01:19:58Look what you've done.
01:19:59Look what you've done.
01:20:03Pansy ass slap.
01:20:06She's stalling and you're falling for it.
01:20:09Damn, can't go to the valet smelling like a dive bar.
01:20:13I'll never give you your car keys.
01:20:15Shelby has clothes over there.
01:20:17Change.
01:20:19I'll take care of me, you go take care of her.
01:20:21I'll take care of her.
01:20:28Found it Chris, Shelby Trudeau changed her name to Michelle Lane.
01:20:33It was after her parents divorced at her mother's request.
01:20:36She only returned to her original name after her mother passed three years ago.
01:20:42Starting to make sense now.
01:20:45It was harder on my mom.
01:20:47She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
01:20:50Even started using my mom's maiden name.
01:20:53She's the one you've been looking for.
01:20:55It's been her all this time.
01:20:57How could I be so blind?
01:20:59Of course it had to be Shelby, it had to be her.
01:21:02My heart knew what my brain couldn't see.
01:21:06I got him.
01:21:08Your girl's in room 801.
01:21:10Thanks man.
01:21:12Now I can go save the love of my life.
01:21:20Too much to drink.
01:21:29Stop right there.
01:21:35Not so fast.
01:21:39Griffin fucking Roy.
01:21:41Finally joined the party.
01:21:43I'm here for my wife.
01:21:45Not gonna happen.
01:21:47What you've done here is aggravated assault.
01:21:50But if you leave this hotel with her, it's kidnapping.
01:21:53That is a federal crime.
01:21:55Don't bring in the FBI.
01:21:57Someone will have to be around to identify us.
01:22:00That sure as hell won't be you.
01:22:04Did you get all that Pierce?
01:22:06Police are on their way.
01:22:08Hang in there buddy.
01:22:10You're not getting out of here alive Roy.
01:22:17You're not getting out of here alive.
01:22:30Give me my wife back now.
01:22:47Shelby.
01:22:49You alright?
01:23:16You alright?
01:23:26Griff, my god.
01:23:28Do you need medical attention?
01:23:30No, but they do.
01:23:40I guess I renewed my man card.
01:23:43Sure did honey.
01:23:44That's not real good.
01:23:47Oh lord, please tell me there's something other than fatigues and combat boots in this thing.
01:24:00Shelby!
01:24:02You little bitch!
01:24:04Didn't I say I'd come back here and settle the score?
01:24:07What?
01:24:09That's not...
01:24:10Shelby!
01:24:12Put your hands up or I can see them.
01:24:19This is the last one.
01:24:20Hey, hey, hey.
01:24:21I want to make a deal.
01:24:22What do you have to offer up?
01:24:24Congressman Neville LaRoche.
01:24:26I'm all ears.
01:24:34Is it really over?
01:24:36Yeah it is.
01:24:38Griffin, Isabelle said something and I want to believe it but...
01:24:43Three years ago did we...
01:24:48You left us.
01:24:56It's true.
01:24:59I can't believe I finally found you.
01:25:02I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:25:05Why'd you never come back?
01:25:23It's called a walk of shame, not a laugh of it.
01:25:27Mind your own business, Cece.
01:25:29Look at you, Shelby.
01:25:30Look at you, Shelby.
01:25:32One Mardi Gras hookup and you think you found happily ever after.
01:25:36That's not how life works.
01:25:38Sure, he may have liked you with a mask on, but he's not going to want you with it off.
01:25:43Look, you both have a great memory now.
01:25:46But you'll look back and you'll see that you're just the clueless chick who didn't know the score.
01:25:53You'll embarrass yourself.
01:25:54And more importantly, you'll embarrass him.
01:26:01I waited in that hotel for two days.
01:26:04I'm sorry I let her get to me.
01:26:07But to be honest, what we had seemed too good to be true.
01:26:10How often do people fall in love with someone without ever seeing their face?
01:26:15Exactly.
01:26:19But I did.
01:26:21And I do.
01:26:23Where do we go from here?
01:26:25Married twice.
01:26:26Deeply in love.
01:26:28Risked our lives to save each other.
01:26:30I'd say we live happily ever after.
01:26:34Shelby...
01:26:36Will you...
01:26:37Yes, Griffin Roy!
01:26:42I will always love you.
01:26:45In this life or the next.
01:27:00I will always love you.