Clive Owen & Monica Bellucci In Mr. SMITH - Hollywood English Movie - Superhit Action Thriller Movie
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00:00:30You're dead, bitch!
00:00:41What the hell you looking at?
00:00:43Fuckin' hell.
00:01:13Looks like you were shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:16Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:20You son of a bitch!
00:01:25Eat your vegetables.
00:02:13I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding out!
00:02:23Quit squirming and ruining my shot.
00:02:30What a piece of crap.
00:02:34We're outta here.
00:02:35Sorry about the messy delivery, mum.
00:02:52Be quiet. Give Junior something to drink.
00:03:05Bravo, Mr. Hero, bravo.
00:03:21Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:03:25Something funny?
00:03:26I was just remembering a limerick.
00:03:29There once was a woman who was quite big-hat.
00:03:32She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
00:03:34She said it was fun in the breeding,
00:03:36but found it was hell in the feeding
00:03:39when she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:03:42You have caused me no end of trouble.
00:03:45But now I shall return the favor.
00:03:48Tit for tat, right?
00:03:51Passy, that's the latest thing.
00:03:54The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:03:57That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down on crime, too.
00:04:01Get him!
00:04:05Get him!
00:04:13Who are you?
00:04:15Lady, what's your name?
00:04:35Tit for tat, Mr. Hero. Tit for tat.
00:04:48I was going back for a bottle.
00:04:50No, I got it.
00:04:52I'm not the head honcho who sits on his hands,
00:04:55warming them with his own exhaust
00:04:57while everybody else does the work.
00:04:58Every second counts, right?
00:05:04Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:05:12Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:05:14When the woman draws a gun,
00:05:15I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, eh?
00:05:18And who was this man who was with her?
00:05:21I don't know.
00:05:22After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:05:24This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:05:27I mean, we decided that we'd deal with him later,
00:05:29but we go after the woman.
00:05:30He gets in on the action.
00:05:31He took a gun, he started shooting at us,
00:05:34and that's when you arrived.
00:05:37Take it easy. Sit down.
00:05:40Oh, you all right?
00:05:43Are you trying to tell me
00:05:45that some bum came to her rescue?
00:05:48Well, well, well, this is a fine mess, huh?
00:05:52I won't make this mistake again.
00:05:55I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:05:58I can appreciate that.
00:05:59I can appreciate that.
00:06:02My ass!
00:06:05And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:06:29Come on.
00:06:59Come on.
00:07:18Damn.
00:07:30Come on.
00:07:55Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:07:59Come on.
00:08:30Go!
00:08:50Shit.
00:08:52Back off.
00:08:59Shit.
00:09:29Shit.
00:09:45Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:09:49Look, I've already booked my flight home.
00:09:52Okay?
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:56I love you, too.
00:09:57Yeah. Bye-bye.
00:10:02You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:10:05Hmm?
00:10:07Dunno.
00:10:08You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:10:18Sir, we spotted the target at 3rd and Jefferson, heading toward the park.
00:10:21Turn us around.
00:10:27Come on.
00:10:52Don't worry, kid.
00:10:54Someone good will find you.
00:10:57Come on.
00:11:07Oh my god, look at this!
00:11:10Someone left a baby!
00:11:19Oops.
00:11:27Fuck me sideways.
00:11:51Fuck me sideways.
00:11:57Fuck me sideways.
00:12:21Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:12:23Where's Quintana?
00:12:24Wait, Smith, Mistress Dawn is with-
00:12:34Come here!
00:12:55Fuck you.
00:13:09Wait your turn, Smith.
00:13:11There's plenty to go around.
00:13:12Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
00:13:15Just tell me what you want, Smith.
00:13:25Ooh.
00:13:27Kinky.
00:13:28I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:13:31Five grand.
00:13:32That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:13:37Are you clean?
00:13:40You know I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:13:42So you'll do it.
00:13:43Vaffanculo.
00:13:44Screw yourself, Smith.
00:13:46For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:13:48I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:13:50I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:13:52Trust you?
00:13:54I don't even know your real name.
00:13:57Who are you, really, Smith?
00:14:00I'm a British nanny.
00:14:02And I'm dangerous.
00:14:13Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:33Forget it, Dad.
00:14:38Fine.
00:14:42Ciao.
00:14:52Fuck.
00:15:23Fuck.
00:15:37Let's go.
00:15:38This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:15:41Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on tap in the city.
00:15:48I already told you, Smith.
00:15:50You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:15:56I need a little cream for my coffee.
00:15:58And some answers.
00:16:02I'm sorry.
00:16:07Scram, fellas.
00:16:09Give me a moment alone here with...
00:16:12Caffe La Mama.
00:16:15Relax.
00:16:16Relax.
00:16:20Mia piccola troietta.
00:16:28There was a man here with a baby.
00:16:31Not too long ago.
00:16:33Yes.
00:16:34A real jerk.
00:16:36He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:16:40And what is this man's name?
00:16:43Smith.
00:16:45Mr. Smith.
00:16:51How the hell do I know his real name?
00:16:54He saw me a couple of times.
00:16:56And I was pulling straight tricks.
00:16:58He always used the same name.
00:17:00Smith.
00:17:02I don't believe you.
00:17:08I think you know more about this man.
00:17:15He was a lousy tipper.
00:17:20It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:17:28If I had anything on him, I'd tell you.
00:17:37And it gets a lot more painful...
00:17:40the closer I get.
00:17:47What's up, Doc?
00:17:50Oh, you're a wascally wabbit.
00:17:56But you're not wascally enough.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:00That's a sick shooter.
00:18:03I just count his sick shots.
00:18:06You've blown your load.
00:18:15What about you?
00:18:17Your 9mm is empty too.
00:18:19Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:18:22And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:18:25And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:18:29You see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:18:33Oh, really?
00:18:36Wanna bet?
00:18:50Ah!
00:18:57Nothing like a good handjob.
00:19:09Get your things.
00:19:11We're going.
00:19:20I don't understand a word you're going on about,
00:19:22but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologise.
00:19:25Damn you, Smith. I could have been snuffed back there.
00:19:28Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:19:31Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:19:33You're a bad girl. You deserve to be punished.
00:19:36Which car do you want?
00:19:37What?
00:19:38I'm tired of walking.
00:19:41Look at this.
00:19:43Do you want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:19:47I give up.
00:19:50With a car, the pricks are on the inside.
00:19:53Tell me about it.
00:19:55Hello, honey.
00:19:58Oh, good, good, I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:20:03Look, I love you.
00:20:06I do.
00:20:08Do you?
00:20:10I do.
00:20:11You do?
00:20:12I do.
00:20:13You do?
00:20:15I do.
00:20:16I do.
00:20:17You do?
00:20:18I do.
00:20:20You do?
00:20:21I do.
00:20:22You do?
00:20:23I do.
00:20:24Listen, sweetie, I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch.
00:20:30I think I'm gonna have to be out here for a while longer.
00:20:34But don't, don't worry.
00:20:36I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:20:40Hugs and kisses.
00:20:42Bye-bye.
00:20:44So what was I supposed to do?
00:20:46These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:20:49I couldn't just stand there.
00:20:52You see that? I fucking hate that.
00:20:55What?
00:20:56This guy changing lanes without signalling.
00:20:58I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:21:02So you started shooting at them.
00:21:04No, I don't carry a pistol.
00:21:07I went to the woman. She had a gun.
00:21:09They started firing. I shot back.
00:21:11He's done it again.
00:21:13I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:21:17These assholes are so lazy, they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely.
00:21:23You want to know why?
00:21:24Not particularly.
00:21:26Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:21:29So when they get on the road, they can't help themselves.
00:21:31They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers, too.
00:21:34It's in their nature.
00:21:35Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:21:37I can't go to the police.
00:21:38Why not?
00:21:39I'm the Unibomber.
00:21:41They caught the Unibomber.
00:21:43That's what they think.
00:21:45You stupid...
00:21:47Right. That's it.
00:21:59You are the angriest man in the world.
00:22:02If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:22:08How many freelancers have you got?
00:22:12How many local boys?
00:22:15I need men, you understand?
00:22:18I need a lot more men.
00:22:36I want four mags, a box of 9mm .147 hollow points,
00:22:42and give me 50 FMJs.
00:22:45Okay.
00:22:51You're a little short.
00:22:53You lied.
00:22:54You said you had $5,000.
00:22:57How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:22:59You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:23:02It's as good as cash.
00:23:03You're pathetic, Smith.
00:23:05We'll wait for you outside.
00:23:07Look, when I signed over this check, I got it at blood bank.
00:23:10So you have more than cover.
00:23:12I want that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:23:15I don't get that charge on Wednesday.
00:23:18Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells,
00:23:20and I'll give you the other half when you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:23:23Deal.
00:23:43Damn it, Smith!
00:23:45What the hell are you doing?
00:23:46Making some money.
00:23:47Making some money?
00:23:48Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:23:51Something for the baby?
00:23:57A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:24:01Makes me think what you'd do to get him in the right school.
00:24:04I don't know.
00:24:05I don't know.
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:08I don't know.
00:24:09I don't know.
00:24:10Makes me think what you'd do to get him in the right school.
00:24:16So this is it.
00:24:18It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:24:22Same old Smith, down and dirty.
00:24:25Glad you like it.
00:24:35Say hello to Mickey.
00:24:40Hi.
00:24:46Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:24:48No, you'd never make it.
00:24:50They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:24:51Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
00:25:08I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:25:09Well, I guess that's just going to have to do, huh?
00:25:20Stop the car.
00:25:22He was here.
00:25:23Come on.
00:25:24What makes you think he was here?
00:25:25Trust me.
00:25:26I know what people do, and I know what people think.
00:25:28I always have.
00:25:29Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:25:31Now, you should have seen the playground hurt I laid down
00:25:33playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:25:35Now, stop the car.
00:25:38Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:25:41I've no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:25:43Don't call him an it.
00:25:45It's an it to me.
00:25:51Tell me, Smith, is there anything you like?
00:25:54Yeah, my privacy.
00:26:01Tell me something I don't know, per una volta,
00:26:03brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:26:05I love it when you talk like that.
00:26:08Can I offer you anything?
00:26:11Carrot?
00:26:14It's good for your eyesight.
00:26:21Of all the squats in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:26:24Another lucky guess?
00:26:26Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:26:28He sees things we don't.
00:26:30He was once an FBI profiler.
00:26:33Forensic behavior consultant.
00:26:36My God.
00:26:38At times I have to tell you guys details.
00:26:42Make all the difference in this business.
00:26:46Hey, but...
00:26:48Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:26:50The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:26:58Besides...
00:27:03Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:27:06Shh, shh. No, no, no, baby, no.
00:27:08We could call him Oliver.
00:27:10Oliver?
00:27:11Yeah, like Oliver Twist.
00:27:13Because he's an orphan?
00:27:14Because I like the book.
00:27:15You like the book?
00:27:16I didn't hate it.
00:27:18That's a first.
00:27:24Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:27:27Cute and cuddly?
00:27:29Cute and cuddly?
00:27:31Or the one that says,
00:27:33you're becoming a man now, son?
00:27:38So, Mr. Hertz, how old is your son?
00:27:41He's eight.
00:27:43That it had to be large and powerful...
00:27:46Can you believe it?
00:27:48There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:27:54Roadside bomb wounded.
00:27:56We have it in our...
00:28:00Hey, did you notice that?
00:28:02Notice what?
00:28:04Look.
00:28:06Lay mass politician rants about gun control.
00:28:09He cries.
00:28:12Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:28:16He shuts up.
00:28:19It's so weird.
00:28:23You must find it comforting.
00:28:26Sir.
00:28:27Yeah?
00:28:28Men are in place in the roof.
00:28:30That's good.
00:28:32Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:28:36It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:28:42And if that happens in this show,
00:28:46I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:28:50Let's kill this mother. Go.
00:28:54It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:28:57Look at his surrogate parents.
00:28:59No. I'm telling you.
00:29:01This means...
00:29:07My God. Do we really suck?
00:29:10Or is this guy really that good?
00:29:12Come on, boys!
00:29:14He ain't on the prime pitch yet!
00:29:16Shoot the dog, Black. Shoot the dog.
00:29:18No.
00:29:20Why not?
00:29:22I like dogs.
00:29:26Come on, boys.
00:29:28Let's get out of here.
00:29:30Come on.
00:29:32Come on, Black.
00:29:33Come on.
00:29:35Come on.
00:29:37Come on, Black.
00:29:39Come on.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:43Come on.
00:29:45Come on.
00:30:06Wait a minute.
00:30:11Oh, that rat bastard.
00:30:16Black.
00:30:28What is it?
00:30:30It's a baby's diaper.
00:30:36This idea blows, Smith.
00:30:39It's the only idea we've got.
00:30:41You actually think that Oliver's mother
00:30:43lived near a heavy metal club
00:30:45and that he could hear the music
00:30:47while he was still inside the womb?
00:30:49Yep. That's why he doesn't cry
00:30:51when he's listening to some headbangers bash.
00:30:53Ridiculous.
00:30:55Well, he isn't crying now.
00:30:59So this is the only club
00:31:01near where I encountered the baby's mother.
00:31:03I still say this is a wild hunch.
00:31:05Yeah? So how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:31:08Somebody's been stalking us.
00:31:10Let's find out who.
00:31:13You see, my neck's on the shield.
00:31:17My neck, I can't, I can't let go.
00:31:28You're the owner of this place.
00:31:30Who's asking?
00:31:32I am.
00:31:35Can I buy you a drink?
00:31:37No.
00:31:39No.
00:31:41Just as I suspected.
00:31:43He really is into jewelry.
00:31:49Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:31:51Go to hell.
00:31:53Don't mess with me.
00:31:55You ain't got the cojones.
00:32:01So who are these guys?
00:32:03I rented the place to some suit
00:32:05eleven months ago.
00:32:07He paid the whole year in cash.
00:32:09I never saw them again.
00:32:11I just figured they were used the back way.
00:32:19Read it.
00:32:36Oh, my God.
00:32:39This is pretty fucked up.
00:33:10Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:33:13All the mothers have been killed.
00:33:15Only one escaped, temporarily.
00:33:17We found her body
00:33:19and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:33:22The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:33:24I guess setting up this maternity factory
00:33:26on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret.
00:33:29What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:33:32When Mr. Go-To Guy passes, head to the left.
00:33:35Yes, sir, I already made the call.
00:33:37Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:33:39We'll clean this mess up
00:33:41and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:33:43Thank you, sir.
00:33:45I appreciate your confidence.
00:33:47Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:33:54Watch where you step.
00:33:56The ice cream is melting.
00:33:58What?
00:34:00I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:34:03These freezers are full of samples.
00:34:05This is weird.
00:34:07There seems to be only one donor.
00:34:09One donor?
00:34:11Yeah, and a generous one at that.
00:34:22This is bone marrow blood.
00:34:24It must be for some kind of cure.
00:34:28How do you know that, Smith?
00:34:30You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize?
00:34:34See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow
00:34:36that matches that of the recipient.
00:34:38The odds are much better if the donor marrow
00:34:40shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:34:44You mean these people were harvesting babies
00:34:47for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:34:49Exactly.
00:34:51And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:34:53That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:34:55Oliver?
00:34:57Oliver.
00:34:59Oliver.
00:35:01That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:35:28No, my baby, no.
00:35:32So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:35:34That's good.
00:35:36And then I got to thinking.
00:35:38You know what I hate?
00:35:40Here we go again.
00:35:42I hate those lame action movies where the good guy
00:35:44calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:35:46Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:35:50I called ABC, CBS,
00:35:52the Post, the Times,
00:35:54the local news channel, and the FBI.
00:35:58So what do we do next?
00:36:00I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:36:02Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:36:06Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:36:09Yeah, you just wait.
00:36:11The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:36:15You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:36:18You just hate everything.
00:36:20I don't hate you.
00:36:22Is that why you picked me?
00:36:24You know why I picked you.
00:36:26You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:36:28We're gonna get out of this, trust me.
00:36:30You just don't get it.
00:36:32What?
00:36:35You bring me this child
00:36:37so I can feed him,
00:36:39take care of him.
00:36:41A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:36:44And you never even think to ask me
00:36:46what happened to my own child.
00:36:53You're right.
00:36:56It's all my fault.
00:37:00No.
00:37:02It's my fault.
00:37:04It's like what my mama always said.
00:37:11If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:37:15Eggs have no business dancing with stones.
00:37:26Come on.
00:37:45You know, Smith,
00:37:47I figured out what you hate the most.
00:37:50Yourself.
00:37:53What happened to your baby?
00:37:55Forget about it.
00:37:57Tell me.
00:37:59My pimp hit me in the stomach.
00:38:03My baby
00:38:05was delivered stillborn.
00:38:12Get off of me!
00:38:23Phew!
00:38:31Ah, you like this, do you?
00:38:37It's called a gun.
00:38:40Grip, slide,
00:38:42breach, barrel, trigger.
00:38:46Now, this is the business end.
00:38:48You should never point this
00:38:50at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:38:53Now, this is important.
00:38:55This is called your safety.
00:38:57You have to keep this on
00:38:59to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:39:02But really,
00:39:04this is your number one safety.
00:39:12Are you hungry?
00:39:20Ugh!
00:39:25Aargh!
00:39:27Aargh!
00:39:30Ugh!
00:39:32Ugh!
00:39:34Aargh!
00:39:36Huhh!
00:39:38Ugh!
00:39:40Oh!
00:39:44Oh!
00:39:46Oh!
00:39:48Ugh!
00:39:49Oh, oh, no!
00:39:52Oh, no!
00:39:56Talk about shooting your load.
00:40:05Look at this.
00:40:07This is a Hammerson night tag.
00:40:09These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:40:13This is weird.
00:40:15All these guys have got them.
00:40:20Don't even tell me.
00:40:22Do you know how many of our men he's body bagged now?
00:40:25Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:40:29Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:40:31Getting angry releases an enzyme,
00:40:33tryptophan hydroxylase, which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:40:37That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:40:39How do you know all that?
00:40:41My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:40:43Take me west side.
00:40:45I need to report in.
00:40:46I've got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
00:40:52No more arguments.
00:40:54I have to do this alone,
00:40:55and the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are OK.
00:41:00This is the only place I know you'll be safe.
00:41:03A tank?
00:41:04An M-24 tank.
00:41:06You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:41:08You're whacked.
00:41:10I am.
00:41:11I'm also serious.
00:41:13I'm also serious.
00:41:15But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:41:17Don't worry.
00:41:18When I create a diversion, you climb inside.
00:41:21You should have enough of that baby food to last you a couple of days.
00:41:25The pureed carrots are the best.
00:41:28You know how to use those, right?
00:41:32Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:41:35That's not going to happen.
00:41:37There is no way to be sure.
00:41:40Yes, there is.
00:41:43There is.
00:42:03Stop whining!
00:42:05If you don't behave, I am going to spank you!
00:42:08Stop whining!
00:42:10Stop it!
00:42:12Parents hit their children.
00:42:13Let go of my arm!
00:42:14Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:42:16I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:42:18How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:42:22See?
00:42:23Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:42:30What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:42:36It's not funny!
00:42:42So what have you got on this all-star ground pounder?
00:42:56Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:42:59And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:43:02You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:43:04And Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:43:06My son is a video game whiz, and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:43:12Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:43:14In 67, the limeys got hard-ass on gun control.
00:43:18So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:43:22Now, I've got an inside man at immigration
00:43:24working on which of these guys had sons.
00:43:27And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:43:29I think the pucker fact is getting to you.
00:43:32You got diddly!
00:43:36Yes, Dutchess, you're a good girl.
00:43:38Sit.
00:43:40Yes, now you treat. Now you get your treat.
00:43:43My man has been running the name down,
00:43:45and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:43:50National sports pistol champion at age 10,
00:43:52Olympic hopeful, recruited by the Army.
00:43:57But after that, the kid is never heard from again.
00:44:00Well, that sounds like black ops got him, trained him.
00:44:03This leads me to a theory.
00:44:05Theory? A theory is bull knuckers.
00:44:08All you got is a man with no name
00:44:12riding into town on a pale horse,
00:44:15dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:44:39Hurts, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:44:43And it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo
00:44:47like cocking your gun.
00:44:49No, Hurts, people love guns
00:44:52because America is a land of opportunity
00:44:56where a poor man can become rich.
00:44:59And a pussy can become a tough guy
00:45:02if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:45:06I'm hoping you're not just a pussy
00:45:09with a gun in your hand.
00:45:11Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:45:14I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:45:18Hmm.
00:45:20I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:45:24I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:45:28Hmm.
00:45:32I want you to give this guy and the kids a dirt nap.
00:45:38Yes, sir.
00:45:43Right away, sir.
00:45:45Shh.
00:45:47Amore mio.
00:45:50Don't worry. Daddy will be back soon.
00:46:11Hold it! Hold it!
00:46:15Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny,
00:46:18you just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:46:21So do you.
00:46:23I promise to spare your life
00:46:25if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:46:27Forget it.
00:46:39Oh, boy.
00:46:42Hey, who trained you, hmm?
00:46:45NSA black ops, CIA, the Army?
00:46:49Well, whoever, it seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:46:52You think that's good?
00:46:54You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:46:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:46:59Hey, you know, my boss here
00:47:01thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:47:04But I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:47:09I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:47:12My God, what a tragedy.
00:47:15Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:47:17He starts shooting up the place.
00:47:20Oh, my God, what a shame
00:47:22that your wife and son were there
00:47:24having their chicken nuggets.
00:47:33What's the matter? You don't like that story?
00:47:37Well, then, why don't you tell me one, hmm?
00:47:40Children's story, please.
00:47:42Oh, I know. Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:47:45Tell me the one about the baby.
00:47:48Maybe later, when I put you to sleep.
00:47:56Go, go!
00:48:06Go, go!
00:48:36Go, go!
00:49:07So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:49:11Fuck you!
00:49:13Okay, buddy, drop your weapon.
00:49:26Think you got him?
00:49:37Oh!
00:49:52God damn it, Smith!
00:49:55So I found out who's trying to kill our baby.
00:49:58Who?
00:49:59A man named Hammerson,
00:50:01born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:50:03Inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man
00:50:06and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:50:08Does this give you any new ideas
00:50:10about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:50:12No.
00:50:14It's okay, little Oliver.
00:50:18It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:50:21If he's elected president,
00:50:23he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:50:25It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:50:27Mr. Goatee, a guy called his men a fine lot of babysitters.
00:50:30The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:50:34It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:50:36He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:50:38So we contact this man, and then we're safe.
00:50:41It's over.
00:50:42Are you crazy?
00:50:43This means that we've got Hammerson
00:50:45and the whole of the U.S. government after us.
00:50:47I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:50:49Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:50:51They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations and the airports.
00:50:54So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:50:58I'm going to check all of this out,
00:51:00and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:51:03But what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:51:06Where should I get off?
00:51:08I think it's better if I don't know.
00:51:10What?
00:51:11Trust me.
00:51:13I can't know.
00:51:21Smith, do you really think this is going to work?
00:51:24Just stick to the plan, and everything will be all right.
00:51:29Run!
00:51:54Run!
00:52:24Run!
00:52:31Run!
00:52:33Run!
00:52:55Run!
00:53:00Run!
00:53:03Run!
00:53:13Run!
00:53:14Run!
00:53:45Run!
00:53:56So much for wearing your seatbelt.
00:54:14Huh?
00:54:25What in the hell is that?
00:54:28Oh my God, that is twisted.
00:54:31That sick son of a bitch.
00:54:34Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
00:54:38Oh.
00:54:42It's time to go, little boy.
00:54:48Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
00:54:53Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
00:54:58Hello, is this Smith?
00:55:00That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown.
00:55:03Not a word about it anywhere.
00:55:06Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
00:55:09I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
00:55:11Now listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
00:55:15I want to see the Senator.
00:55:18All right.
00:55:19He wants to see you too.
00:55:21He's leaving for North Carolina, the primaries, in three days.
00:55:24You can fly with him.
00:55:26Runway seven, two hours.
00:55:28If I see anything I don't like, I'm blowing this big time.
00:55:36What were you doing in there?
00:55:39Cleaning my gun.
00:55:41Really?
00:55:44You know we were never really trying to kill you.
00:55:46We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
00:55:48Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
00:55:51In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic candidate.
00:55:55He's been running for a long time.
00:55:57He's been running for a long time.
00:55:59He's been running for a long time.
00:56:01He's been running for a long time.
00:56:03He's been running for a long time.
00:56:13I owe you my life.
00:56:15So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
00:56:19I heard about you.
00:56:21You look worse than you do on TV.
00:56:23Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
00:56:26And a lot of morphine.
00:56:29So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
00:56:34Very clever, Mr. Smith.
00:56:36Very clever.
00:56:37Simple.
00:56:39You're the Democratic frontrunner for president,
00:56:41and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
00:56:46Yes, well, if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
00:56:50We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there
00:56:53that we're going to have to set up just as many commissions.
00:56:55We're going to have to set up just as many commissions.
00:56:57Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
00:57:00Unfortunately, you're sick and the gun Nazis found out.
00:57:03They discovered your baby hatchery, and boom, problem solved.
00:57:06They kill you by killing the babies.
00:57:08Correct.
00:57:10So where's my savior?
00:57:17You know what I hate most?
00:57:19Liars.
00:57:20What the hell are you doing?
00:57:21You've made a deal with Hammerson.
00:57:22No, you're crazy.
00:57:23Am I?
00:57:24When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
00:57:26Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers, I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
00:57:30I don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:31Save the lying for when you're in office, Rutledge.
00:57:34If he ever makes it there.
00:57:35You know what else I hate?
00:57:37Hypocrites.
00:57:38And you're the biggest one of all.
00:57:40Do you blame him for selling out?
00:57:42His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
00:57:46You see, Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition
00:57:50that we had never dreamed was possible.
00:57:53In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our rights.
00:57:56To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
00:57:58Oh, come on, Smith. Come on.
00:58:01Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
00:58:05Back off! Back off!
00:58:07Back off or I'll kill him!
00:58:09Oh, please. I had to do it.
00:58:11I want to live. I am meant to be president.
00:58:14Yeah, well, you got what it takes.
00:58:15You put yourself before the people.
00:58:17I can still do good in other areas.
00:58:19How are you going to square it with the public?
00:58:21It is... It is a constitutional right.
00:58:24Back off! Get back!
00:58:25I've come around to their way of thinking.
00:58:27Come around? They had you at hello.
00:58:30Let me give you a piece of advice.
00:58:32Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
00:58:35They're the bad guys.
00:58:36Come on, Smith. Don't be a fool.
00:58:38The game is over. You rolled the dice. You lost.
00:58:51Come on.
00:59:10Let him go, Smith! There's no escape!
00:59:12Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
00:59:15If I kill Rutledge, no-one will need to find them.
00:59:19They'll be saved!
00:59:21Your assassination, Rutledge, will create a public outrage
00:59:24and trigger immense support for your proposals.
00:59:27Your sympathy vote in the Congress
00:59:29will give your anti-gun bills passage via the landslide.
00:59:34Your legacy will live on.
00:59:37Don't do it!
00:59:39Then do it.
00:59:41Let me regain some honour.
00:59:43It is my honour.
00:59:50Son of a bitch.
00:59:52Son of a bitch!
00:59:58God damn it!
01:00:20Don't move!
01:00:24We've got fucking time!
01:00:27Don't do this!
01:00:30Don't do this!
01:00:40You there!
01:00:45Smith!
01:00:47No!
01:01:00Rutledge, it's you!
01:01:16You got it!
01:01:47No!
01:02:05Don't move, Mr Hero.
01:02:10Can't talk right now, honey.
01:02:11I'm right in the middle of something.
01:02:14Bye-bye.
01:02:16Bye-bye.
01:02:40Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:02:42This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:02:44Not for a few years, anyway.
01:02:47Well, well, well, well, well.
01:02:51Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:02:55Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, sport?
01:03:01Yes, indeed.
01:03:03The circle of life.
01:03:06The circle jerk of life.
01:03:09Oh, you got such a way with words.
01:03:15I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
01:03:21Tell me or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:03:25Believe me, nothing could be more painful than listening to you jabbering on and on.
01:03:36Again, I ask, where are the woman and child?
01:03:40Well, that's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:03:45Just tell me what I want to hear.
01:03:47It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:03:50Why are you doing this?
01:03:52It's over.
01:03:53It shortly will be.
01:03:57You know, I really should thank you.
01:04:00I just got a bigger contract because of you.
01:04:04I mean, I wasn't just on paper.
01:04:06What are you babbling on about now?
01:04:09You really think the people that employ me were just going to bend over and take your little stunt killing the senator?
01:04:15There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:04:18Haven't you heard the news?
01:04:21The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:04:23They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:04:26So, you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:04:30So, once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:04:34You know how I break your finger?
01:04:37My boy told me this when you punched me in the nose.
01:04:39I'd kick you in the ass.
01:04:42Very amusing.
01:04:44I give that one the old thumbs-up!
01:04:49What if he doesn't get to us before we leave?
01:04:51I know you'll all starve to death.
01:04:54I'm not going to die.
01:04:56What if he doesn't get to us before we leave?
01:04:58Oh, I know your whole story.
01:05:00That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:05:04He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:05:07You sold him a pair of shotguns and killed your own wife and boy.
01:05:14I'm not telling you a goddamn thing.
01:05:19Where are you, Smith?
01:05:22Hmm?
01:05:25Well, well, well.
01:05:27We're going to need something a little more invasive.
01:05:46That's it.
01:05:52Fuck!
01:06:09My gun's just fucking great, have a second.
01:06:22Yes!
01:06:34Yes!
01:06:36Yes!
01:06:51Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:07:07Fuck.
01:07:32Oh, yes, sirree, Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure.
01:07:35But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:07:40I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:07:44Say that again?
01:07:46I said I am dead on...
01:07:48Stop!
01:07:49That part of it you got right.
01:08:05Fuck.
01:08:23It's the wife.
01:08:29Hey, honey.
01:08:32She's leaving me.
01:08:34You know what I really hate?
01:09:01What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:09:32Let's go.
01:09:49Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:09:52The FBI stated an anonymous tip...
01:10:02...and a tip from the FBI.
01:10:23Shh, don't worry, little boy.
01:10:25Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:10:32Hey.
01:10:45Oliver.
01:10:47Hello.
01:10:54What took you so long?
01:11:02All right, this is a robbery!
01:11:04Empty the drawer, all of it!
01:11:06Everyone else freeze!
01:11:08Don't I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:11:10He said freeze!
01:11:12That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:11:14That's right, no puckering, nobody dies!
01:11:16So don't fucking move!
01:11:18Freeze!
01:11:20Freeze!
01:11:22Freeze!
01:11:24Freeze!
01:11:26Freeze!
01:11:28Freeze!
01:11:30Don't move!
01:11:32Come on!
01:11:34You know what I hate?
01:11:36Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:11:38That's right, you heard him!
01:12:00No!
01:12:05No!