I TRIED HAVING A GIRLFRIEND FOR A DAY
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00:00Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
00:06Uhhhhhhhhhhh
00:09This, to you, may look like ordinary water, but this is hot water.
00:13I saw on Twitter that hot water makes you...
00:15AAAAAAAAAH
00:16So, yes, yes, every sip that I take, Bella Hadid wakes up like...
00:20UUUGH
00:20By the time I finish this water, Alex Kazan will be found.
00:24But I won't because my waist would be non-existent.
00:28So if you watched my last video and yes my last video which means I uploaded a week ago
00:32If y'all don't go in the comments right now and say that you're proud of me because I'm becoming sexy and consistent
00:37I will jump off a cliff
00:39Is that blackmail? Oh, so my last week's video had to pretend to be straight now granted
00:44That was the most traumatic thing I've had to do in my life today. I said, let's full send it
00:47I want to see what really the hype is about. I feel like we have to go to the next level
00:50Which means dating a girl now, I can't just date any girl. I gotta take the baddest of the baddest
00:56I gotta take the baddest with the fattest. I gotta take the one the only
01:03Quinlan Blackwell's not just your regular degular girl. Okay, I've seen her deal with men and they can't keep up
01:09She needs the best of the best treatment because she is the best of the best hair done nails done like a bad bitch
01:15I can't fuck him if he
01:20So today I have to be her boyfriend now, I don't want to just date Quinn, okay, I want to spoil Quinn
01:24I want to set the bar for her because I feel like she deserves better
01:27I've seen how she's been treated by some of these lame-ass goofy-ass dirty-ass boo-boo-ass men call me old school
01:33But I think a girl should be treated like a queen and the men should be in the back fighting and chopping wood
01:38But no men want to be prettier than girls. What did Kendrick Lamar say?
01:42Hey Eve, I can't believe they're thinking they're cuter than you. Oh
01:45So even though I know I think I'm cuter than Quinlan Blackwell
01:47I'm gonna show her what it feels like to be with the actual man
01:49I don't know
01:50So I'm just here to spoil her because I love her this video just me basically spoiling Quinn Blackwell for like 30 minutes
01:55So enjoy
02:16Okay, you guys so Quinn's on her way here today, I'm her boyfriend we're being straight
02:25Did y'all ever think you'll see Larray in titties? Nope. No. Are you shaking the camera bitch?
02:30Did y'all ever want to see Larray in titties?
02:32Oh
02:34Oh hell no
02:36Oh he's doing a gag
02:38I'm actually having fun with the tits
02:40Yeah, does it feel like empowering?
02:42Wait, what?
02:44Wait
02:46Wait
02:48Wait what girl?
02:50Wait what?
02:52Wait
02:54Hey
02:56Hey
02:58Hey
03:00That ass person baby
03:02Get it over the target baby
03:04Hang her hang her hang her
03:06Oh you look cute you look cute
03:08Thank you sister
03:10Really?
03:12I was at New Orleans Super Bowl making fucking money
03:14Is that your ringtone?
03:16No it just came on randomly
03:18Ahem
03:20Spray bottle
03:23To you
03:25Every time I do some gay shit you spray me
03:27Oh I've been wanting this
03:29How was your day mother ghouls
03:31I love that
03:33What is that?
03:39What is it?
03:41It's cleaning supplies
03:45Thank you
03:47Thank you king
03:49He just farted in my face
03:52He runs gay as fuck too
03:54And this is supposed to be the man that's gonna take me to the isle?
03:56Who?
03:58Cause
04:00I don't marry queens
04:02No shade
04:04I don't even know why he fucking with me
04:06I don't even got the facilities he like
04:08But I guess we gon' all do a group delusion today
04:10And Larry's gay
04:12I mean sorry
04:14I couldn't even go
04:16It's such a reality how gay this nigga is
04:18I couldn't even go into it
04:20Bro I hate the ring
04:22Ruined it already
04:24What'd you do?
04:26I said we gon' all do a group delusion
04:28Larry straight and then you're
04:30I hate the ring
04:32Straight people can't act feminine
04:34It's 2025
04:36I'm from Texas
04:38Well that's your problem
04:40Anytime I do something that you don't feel like it aligns with your idea of a man
04:42You spray me
04:46Okay
04:49Keep playing with me bitch
04:51My nigga doesn't like me
04:53I'm sorry babe my bad
04:55I'm beautiful gorgeous princess
04:57My breath to my hair
04:59My life to my line
05:01My breath to my hair
05:03So I know you love jewelry
05:05I know that jewelry is your favorite thing right now
05:07You have a hyper fixation on jewelry
05:09So I thought today would be the day where I take you shopping on me
05:11Anything you want on me
05:13Shut the fuck up
05:15Swear to god
05:18Swear
05:20You deserve the world
05:22Oh no it's good
05:26Don't get next to my good Judy
05:28Don't get next to my coin purse
05:30Coin purse is for what I got
05:32You got more of a
05:34Chum bucket
05:36I'm very excited to go jewelry shopping
05:38One thing me and all of my exes know
05:40Is that if he give me a piece of jewelry
05:42I'll shut the fuck up
05:44Even Larry knows that
05:46Let me ask the audience
05:48For literally 5 minutes
05:50Well that's all you paid for
05:52You look so beautiful
05:54Thank you daddy
05:56You're welcome mommy
05:58Hey mommy
06:00That was not gay
06:02My man would never call me mommy
06:04No he doesn't
06:06I don't like sim
06:08My bad bitch
06:12What are your love languages
06:15My love language is probably
06:17Physical money
06:19Bank wire
06:21Jewelry
06:23The real real coupon
06:25Paying for my rent
06:27Making me food
06:29Catering to my every wish
06:31Treating me as if I am a god or deity
06:33Whatever you believe in as your god
06:35Somebody was very close to that source
06:37That is my love language
06:39So you want to be treated like queen charlotte
06:41I don't know what queen charlotte was
06:44I want to be treated like queen
06:46Look at me
06:48You know who you give
06:50Simone
06:52Simone Biles
06:54I hate that bitch
06:56I love that movie
06:58You know who you give though
07:00That's not fair
07:02You called me queen charlotte
07:04You never seen Bridgerton
07:06She probably got played
07:08She didn't get played
07:10She took the castle
07:12Can daddy get me some food
07:14I'm going to cook for you later
07:16Baby I already got you
07:18Five course meal
07:20Steak
07:22Potatoes
07:24That's a side not a course
07:26Were you silent or were you silenced
07:28That's exactly what you are
07:30Because after this video
07:32I'm flying to see my niggas
07:34So you know now that I'm your boyfriend
07:36I think we take it to the next level
07:38Wanna hold hands
07:42Sorry dude
07:44My phone is chill
07:46Doesn't this feel nice
07:48I'm so scared you're going to kiss my hand
07:50I can't act like this
07:52This is not acting class
07:54This is literally us
07:56Okay then take your PPO
08:00Can you play some straight man music
08:02Since you my daddy
08:04I got you
08:06Make me act
08:08Yes
08:11I'm a hoe
08:13I don't have a name
08:15I'm a hoe
08:17Hello I'm in
08:19Woman
08:21What do you like to be called
08:23Woman
08:25I have experienced you going through
08:27So many
08:29Poor relationships
08:31Not on your end
08:33On the guys end
08:35This video would be fun
08:37I'm going to rack up them views
08:40I'm going to show you what it feels like
08:42To be genuinely cared for and loved
08:44So today I'm going to
08:46Spoil the fuck out of you
08:48Because I think you deserve it
08:50I actually have left relationships
08:52Because I've compared how you treat me
08:54To how my man treats me
08:56And I'm like Larry is way nicer
08:58Way kinder
09:00Way more giving
09:02Way more sliving
09:04And you're not any of that
09:06I'm like why does my best friend
09:08Give in
09:10So I think what we should do is
09:12I should vet you to be my boyfriend
09:14Even though you already are my boyfriend
09:16I've been going on many dates lately
09:18Because I am single
09:20And I love love
09:22And I have been treating these dates like interviews
09:24So ask me some questions
09:26Do you have a 3 to 5 year plan
09:28So my plan
09:30Is to
09:32Honestly open up a little coffee shop
09:34And you know have it like
09:37But I'm in the presence of
09:39Homosexuality
09:41Fake
09:43My brain is like this nigga is gay
09:45I actually feel like I don't want to date you
09:47My brain goes wait
09:49What are your deal breakers in a partner
09:53Vagina
09:55What are your core values in life
09:57Hamburger Mary
09:59Poppers
10:01Yeah
10:03How important is honesty
10:06It's not important at all
10:08You can lie to me all you want
10:10No no no
10:12I will not cheat ever
10:14And I was going through these
10:16Vetting questions on reddit
10:18And all the answers were like you know people can just lie to your face
10:20That's what I've been doing this whole time
10:22This damn ass
10:24You almost killed us
10:26I'm trying my hardest to make you happy
10:28Do you know how hard it is
10:30I have to call David
10:32I have to figure this out to make you happy
10:35Okay I'm sorry
10:37Mommy
10:39Do it again
10:45You have 5 days
10:47What are you looking for
10:49I like to be loved
10:51I like to be held
10:53I like to be comforted
10:55You can't answer the question how you like to be loved
10:57You have to put that in work too
10:59The relationship is 50-50
11:01If I was on a date
11:03I wouldn't be able to believe my eyes
11:05I'm trying here
11:07I thought I'm here on a date
11:09Why am I taking the SAT
11:11Girl why are you asking me
11:13You need my fucking social security number too
11:15I'm trying to get to know the person
11:17This is like when I'm trying to sign into google
11:19And it's like security questions first
11:21Damn and you gonna let me hit her no
11:23No
11:25I'm kidding baby I'm sorry
11:27I'm sorry
11:29Take me and get a piece of jewelry
11:32Is we here
11:34This is my favorite jeweler
11:38I told you
11:40Anything you want
11:42Okay fine I'll put on a strap
11:44Your skin looks so nice
11:46It's because I'm with you
11:48Your makeup looks so good
11:50I look like I tell you this every
11:54We're here
11:57We got Aiden
11:59And then we got my beautiful girlfriend
12:05Here we are to shop for Quinn
12:07Because it's Quinn's day
12:09Let me move bitch
12:21Why is this calling already to me
12:23Is this only gold
12:25How much are y'all pearls
12:27Which pearl are you in
12:29The cheapest
12:49So this we have put on like a bracelet
12:51If you were thinking of doing
12:54Yeah
12:56I kinda like the pearl
12:58Hello
13:00My bad
13:02My bad
13:04Take it let your truth
13:06Can I also see
13:08This
13:10Um
13:12Two pieces
13:14So
13:16That's very
13:18So cute babe
13:20Thank you babe
13:23So cute
13:27Got it
13:29Okay
13:31I'm not comfortable with you being pointy
13:33But here we are
13:35In a relationship
13:43Saltier diamond
13:45But then I can just match it to a necklace
13:47So it's multifaceted
13:49I like that versatility
13:51I do
13:53Thank you so much for this
13:55This is your best date so far
13:59Be nice
14:01I'm finding it
14:03Can you say it like you mean it
14:05Yeah
14:07I just wanted like the
14:09It's okay baby you're good
14:11I'm so sorry
14:13I just wanted like the necklace over here
14:16So
14:18After we're done filming this
14:20I did a little video
14:22And we really turned up
14:24I need like valentines
14:26I need a bottle
14:28Oh
14:30Oh
14:32She's taking it
14:34You have a bigger diamond than this
14:36Bigger diamond
14:38Bigger diamond
14:40How many carats is this
14:42You know how much that costs
14:45$9.90
14:47$9.90
14:57Baby
14:59What's some
15:01Interesting textured bracelets
15:03That still have this thickness
15:05I do have
15:07This
15:09Someone's gotta charge my car
15:11That's not me
15:13Hmm
15:19How much is the price
15:23I tried to be out in 5 minutes
15:25But he told me to keep shopping
15:27Or you can save it for later
15:29They are but they don't have to be
15:31They can
15:33It all just depends on where you wear it
15:35We got it
15:37Get out of the way
15:39Oh my god
15:42$22.50
15:52Stop
15:54That's not sugar
15:56That's a weapon
15:58Thank you
16:02I'll be long gone before then
16:04Bye
16:06Let us out
16:08Tag for it all
16:11Bro you made this
16:13Are you happy
16:15Can we go into the car now
16:17I'm cold
16:23As you be the mogul as you are
16:25In any healthy relationship I've seen on the internet
16:27Couples they do
16:29Vogue cover shoots
16:31Haley and Justin
16:33They did the Vogue cover shoot
16:35Me and her we are an iconic couple
16:37So I've got Vogue in the back
16:39Vogue came in your backyard
16:41Not just Vogue I think it's Vogue East L.A
16:43Wait a minute
16:45You have your glam team
16:47Do we have our gowns
16:49Beautiful gown
16:51No gowns
16:53What's happening
16:55Vogue cover
16:57What is he doing
16:59Hello
17:01Nice to meet you too
17:03This is Quinn Blackwell
17:05Quinn Blackwell
17:08Nice to meet you too
17:10Thank you so much for having us
17:16When did you put on that dress
17:18I have some dresses in there
17:20Not for me
17:22My mom comes over a lot
17:24Weren't you wearing one
17:26Oh that was because I was trying to
17:28Me and the bros were messing around
17:32Wait a minute
17:34You wanna see me in a dress
17:37We're doing a photo shoot
17:39I'm so confused right now
17:41Thank you
17:43Baby can you grab me a tank top
17:45I feel like I wanna give more 90's
17:47This is very like
17:49I feel like I'm giving 90's just in my thing
17:55Okay let's practice poses
17:57We can just start with this
17:59Wait
18:01Are men not acting like men
18:03In terms of leading their homes responsibly
18:051,2,3
18:07I like that
18:09Yes
18:11You got all of them
18:13Which one do you like girlfriend
18:15Give black
18:17I'm so sorry
18:19Try to be your own
18:21I'll do something
18:23Let's do that
18:27Oh these
18:29Yeah
18:31I love
18:35Did you get your solos
18:37I don't do solos
18:39Why would I take them without you
18:41Turn it up
18:43Turn it up a little bit
18:47Wait this is creepy
18:53That's super cute
18:55One more
18:57Everybody wanna be a girl who gonna be the boys
18:59I keep saying that
19:05Oh my god
19:17Wow that was so cut
19:25Why are y'all laughing
19:27Y'all ain't never seen that bitch with big titties before
19:29Quinn had her tits out
19:31It's cut but when I have my tits out it's weird
19:34Girl
19:38Oh my god
19:44This is literally how I slice and filter a music video
19:46We look like twins
19:48We do not
19:50Do you wanna do some solo
19:58Larry
20:00Larry
20:03This is my final form
20:11You want titties for these
20:15I can bring mine out
20:27I make you Quinn
20:29Stay Quinn
20:31However I'm saying this is my own technique
20:33That I want that
20:35So I'm gonna say
20:37Get away
20:39Delightful isn't it
20:41If you don't see it in your food
20:43You're probably
20:49I like to put steak houses in my potatoes so it tastes like chicken
20:57So I guess I gotta talk over the loud loud alarm
21:00I like to put holes in my steak
21:02So the steam goes inside the steak
21:04So it's fully cooked
21:06I'm not a fan of the raw meat
21:12Y'all heard something
21:20This right here
21:22Tastes like
21:24Give it some extra juice
21:26I like to eat my potatoes in the same pan as the steak
21:29For that extra flavor
21:31How many more times do I have to do this
21:33Me personally I think it's the smartest thing to do
21:35Am I lazy
21:37Yes
21:39Who's gonna check me
21:41Not you
21:43So my beautiful wife is gonna walk in
21:45And I'm gonna show her the new outfit I prepared for her
21:47I really just wanted to show my mouth
21:49It feels like you need to be cared by a real man
21:51Due to the fact that all the guys she dated have been secretly gay
21:53So I'm gonna show her what it feels like to be loved
21:55Cared for
21:57I know where the G spot is
21:59Roughly an inch or two
22:01Inside the vagina opening near the urethra
22:03Why the fuck did I say that
22:07Hello
22:09Why is the table set
22:11Babe I got something for you
22:13What did you get for me
22:15It smells good
22:17Thanks babe
22:19Babe so today
22:21Justin came over right
22:23And him and his wife are beefing
22:26I don't think that's gonna work
22:28You've been such a hard working wife
22:32We're married
22:34Yeah
22:36Come to the kitchen
22:38What
22:40You made this
22:42Yes
22:44Buy us a shot
22:48So I decided to make some steak
22:50And some potatoes
22:52I can't believe you did this
22:55I do it down for you because
22:57You've been working hard
22:59As a woman
23:01I just want to say thank you for everything you do
23:03I just really
23:05Really thank you so much
23:07For being you
23:09You are such a strong independent queen
23:11Sister get up
23:13Thank you for appreciating me
23:15I appreciate you
23:17The things you do for this country man
23:19And the fact that my hand tries to tell you
23:21What you can't do with your body
23:24You got a problem with her
23:26You got a problem with me
23:28So Trump you seeing this
23:30We threatening Trump
23:32Yeah we threatening Trump
23:34He he he
23:36Please
23:38See he's got witches working for him
23:44Mmm right under the cat tuna
23:48You want some wine
23:50Chardonnay or Raspberry
23:52Chardonnay
23:54Baby so how was the day?
23:56How was your work? Tell me about it
23:58Did you see Anna Wintour
24:00Did you work with Givenchy
24:02Such a beautiful model
24:08We spent this day together
24:12Today was lovely
24:14My date took me jewelry shopping
24:16And then we went to Drum City
24:19I didn't know you could handle this for me
24:21When you go to that niggas house
24:23And you start to realize
24:25I'm trying to hear
24:27I didn't know you could hear me
24:29Cheers
24:31I'm gonna finish cooking dinner
24:33I want a cheers
24:35When I'm done cooking dinner
24:37We can cheers
24:39I did it to myself
24:41I love these napkins folded like they're
24:43Wrapped for our quality
24:45Only to unfold and realize
24:48Did you actually make those steaks
24:50Yes
24:52I swear
24:54I do this
24:56How was your day
24:58I was really excited
25:00Because I put my fork
25:02In this potato
25:04And it crunched like it wasn't even cooked
25:12Yum right
25:14The potato is still raw
25:16No it's air wine
25:18So what do you rate the potatoes
25:200.3
25:26It's better than a wine
25:28So let me just let you know that
25:30I experienced a lot of relationships in my life
25:32This has been the most
25:36This has been the most intense one yet
25:38Really
25:40Dating you was no joke
25:42At all
25:45This is a teleprompter
25:55I bet you a million dollars
25:57I bet you a million dollars
26:05It was really fucking delicious
26:07I got some questions
26:09To get to know each other
26:11I feel like we know each other already
26:14Solidify what we're working towards
26:16Do it fart
26:18If I inhale air in it
26:24What's your biggest turn off in a man
26:26I always wanted a boyfriend
26:28I can listen to Nicki Minaj with
26:30You seem like a Nicki man
26:32What's your favorite song
26:34I think good form it makes all the bitches twerk
26:36In my section
26:38You have a section that bitches go to
26:40Yeah when I went out with the brodies
26:42Nah nah
26:44I need a man that can build my furniture
26:46Are you handy
26:48Damn homosexuals
26:50With them painted fingernails I would assume none
26:56The only reason Larry gave me something
26:58If he can get it discounted
27:00Well yes
27:02As a last ditch effort
27:04Because this date is going really bad
27:06We got a mariachi band on call
27:08So maybe we can impress her with a mariachi band
27:11Okay
27:13Thank you
27:25I think I need a cigarette
27:27Because you were honestly stressing me out
27:29So I had to tell him to give me some space
27:31I'll go home
27:33What's something a man can do to impress you
27:37Do you have burgundy glasses
27:40I would never hear that
27:42However though
27:44What I am going to do
27:46I'm scared
27:48This is how we want David Dobrik's video to be
27:50What can a man do to impress you
27:52Give me a hug
27:54That's the bare minimum
27:56You guys are better
27:58This date is cute and all
28:00But I think this date would be better with some music
28:10Thank you
28:34Thank you
28:36Thank you
28:38Okay
28:40Thank you guys
28:42You guys won me some pussy tonight
29:00I've always wanted titties
29:02And this is like a dream come true
29:04This is literally a dream come true
29:08What
29:10Hey eyes up here
29:12I actually feel
29:14Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can touch my boobs
29:16Wait these are heavy
29:20I just heard Trey playing the WB
29:26Mister
29:28Mister I can't do the volume
29:30Wait do the Kylie one where she like tucks it all the way
29:34I actually want Omegle and Catfish
29:37Maybe we can get one
29:39Imagine with a 40 inch platinum blonde
29:4150
29:43Purple
29:45You just came to spill
29:47You just came to spill King Kylie
29:49I feel like a saucy baby I swear
29:51One time when we went to Charli XCX's birthday
29:53We got out of the car and they started paparazzi'ing
29:55And I was like oh my god
29:57They were like gagging
30:01Me and Quinn leaving Charli's birthday
30:03They went before us paparazzi'ing
30:06Me and Quinn after
30:08We walk out
30:10They put the camera up
30:12I said hello
30:14Hello
30:16I just started like swinging
30:20Can you rate my boyfriend skills
30:22I would say if I was
30:24Somebody who was looking for a partner
30:26And I seen this
30:28I would be like
30:30Give him my cojones
30:32I think you're the best boyfriend ever
30:34You literally are my boyfriend
30:36Even though we don't have sex
30:38I would rate Larry's boyfriendetry
30:4010 out of 10
30:42Always answer the phone
30:44Always text jokes
30:46Always buy me presents
30:48Always is so nice to me
30:50Always is so patient
30:52Always is so sweet
30:54Always is so understanding
30:56Speaks to me very kindly
30:58And just makes me feel so loved and so whole
31:00So I would really recommend
31:03I'm out of breath
31:05You can put the gun down now
31:09And goodbye
31:15So what does vagina taste like?