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00:00It's just like a little room.
00:13Tokyo, lad. The city of the future.
00:15Neon lights, packed streets, shit's moving a hundred miles an hour.
00:19Everyone reckons it's one of the safest places on earth.
00:22It is, but underneath, I stumbled on the strangest subculture.
00:26A form of housing you never expect to be a thing, lad.
00:29Hundreds of kids, runaways, lower-class citizens and the homeless
00:33all pile into these little internet cafes because they've got nowhere else to go.
00:37Most people think they're just gaming joints, somewhere to hang around for a few hours.
00:41But for the people here, this isn't just a pit stop, it's home.
00:45So while I'm here in Japan, I thought I'd suss out what's going on
00:48and what it's like to actually stay in an internet cafe, like sleep in it.
00:52Let's go.
00:54Right, you know what's a spin-out thing in Tokyo?
00:57Let me stop you for a second.
00:59Dragging my luggage around these lanes, lad.
01:01In Tokyo, alright, obviously it's the world's most populated city.
01:05It's hard to house all of these people.
01:08So I'm pretty sure a lot of yous will know that here, they have these capsule homes.
01:13It's like hotels, but they're like little capsules and they're mad, they're really interesting.
01:17But you know what's even more interesting than that?
01:20That here in Tokyo, here, at internet cafes, people sleep.
01:26Like, there's internet cafes and people full sleep there.
01:30It's like the cheapest of the cheapest options for the people that are doing it the hardest.
01:36But yeah, it's a common thing, like most internet cafes have this type of booking you can book
01:42where it's like you get your own room, but it's an internet cafe.
01:46It's like still got like, there's a gaming PC, it's all of that.
01:50It's not a hotel, but it's sort of like, instead of booking a chair
01:54or instead of booking your own private booth, you book a bed.
01:57So you're sort of in like a room and your room is where you're supposed to be gaming
02:02or streaming movies or whatever, doing your work, but you can book them overnight.
02:06Some of them have showers, they've got like libraries and stuff like that.
02:11So it's a common thing for especially teenagers to sleep overnight in internet cafes.
02:17Some people actually live in them.
02:19Some people, every single night they book because it's like the cheapest option.
02:23You can get it for like $20.
02:25Obviously it's not glamorous.
02:27You're sleeping in an internet cafe, but guess what?
02:32We're doing it.
02:35Luggage and all.
02:36I'm just worried about the size of them.
02:38You know what I mean?
02:39I'm just worried about the size.
02:41So from what I've seen in the photos, we're on our way to one.
02:46And you can come and go.
02:47Say you book your little internet room, you can come and go all night until the time's up
02:54and then you've got to repay it.
02:57So we'll go suss it out, drop the suitcase off and suss it out.
03:03And then we'll explore the area.
03:07I know where we are now.
03:08It's on this street.
03:09It's up here.
03:10I know this street.
03:14This is the street I was looking for.
03:19Kebabs in Japan.
03:22Kebabs in Japan, brother.
03:24Kebabs in Japan.
03:25Wait a minute.
03:26Wait a minute.
03:27Wait a minute.
03:29Wait a minute.
03:30That's not a kebab.
03:32You knew what I was going to say.
03:35There's mad food around here.
03:36There's mad food everywhere.
03:37But I know it's just up here on the left and we're walking past all mad food.
03:42So we're straight for hectic.
03:44I want proper Japanese food like hectic ramen or one of those hot pot places or barbecue
03:49mates or something.
03:54It's just up here on the left after this coffee shop.
04:00Here it is.
04:03It's that.
04:05See that top one, the fourth floor?
04:07And it's sort of like there's the gaming PC, sort of a room thing.
04:11It's weird.
04:12It's like just like a mattress.
04:13The whole floors.
04:14It's weird.
04:15It's weird.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Grand Cyber Cafe.
04:19Bagus.
04:20Free Wi-Fi.
04:24All right, let's go suss this out, lads.
04:27Grand Cyber Bagus.
04:29Bagus.
04:30B-A-G-U-S.
04:32It's an interesting word.
04:36Grand Cyber Bagus.
04:41Grand Cyber Cafe.
04:52Grand Cyber Cafe Bagus, lads.
04:56Check in.
04:58Information camera.
05:01All right, I'm pretty sure here's the prices.
05:08So you can see like rooms, like internet, and there's like mattresses and there's chairs
05:16ones.
05:17I'm presuming it says three hours, 33, 6, 9, 12, 24 hours, 6,000 yen.
05:25Is that correct?
05:276,000 yen?
05:29Yeah.
05:30Hello.
05:31You speak English?
05:33No?
05:34Okay.
05:35I think he does, but they like to say that they don't.
05:39He goes, hello, are you speaking English?
05:42No, sir.
05:43In full English.
05:44I typed it up in chat GPT, so I converted to Japanese and just showed him the phone.
05:5024 hour room, please.
05:52Took my ID and he's walked off.
05:56Yeah, and a big thing is like, it's like, like a library of magazines and all like DVDs
06:03and so that's what people do.
06:05It's like read magazines, watch movies and DVDs and they sit there cozy and DVDs, you
06:11know.
06:14All right, we're in cell 79.
06:19Right, look at this.
06:26We'll come back and look at all this later, but yeah, see these people here?
06:34It's, I don't mean this in a disrespectful way, but this is where like a lot of poor
06:39people stay and I think that's like free coffee and stuff like that.
06:44Where this way?
06:4679, those ones were just like little seats.
07:00Anyway, I'll show you after, let's get to our, let's get to our room and then we'll
07:06explore.
07:07True.
07:08Yeah, these are the beds.
07:1371.
07:15You ready?
07:25Bruh.
07:31Bruh.
07:34Bruh.
07:41Oh, lad.
07:43All right, let's get in.
07:54We'll leave our shoes out there.
08:04All right.
08:06Here we are.
08:14Bro, it's hot in here.
08:19Do you see what I mean?
08:21All right, so what have we got?
08:23We've got our beanbag.
08:25This is our like floor.
08:27So we're sleeping.
08:28Please tell me I'm going to be able to fit.
08:32Oh, there's two beanbags, yeah?
08:37Oh yeah, I can fit, yeah?
08:39I can fit, yeah?
08:45It's mad, it's mad.
08:46What do you mean?
08:47It's hectic, lad.
08:48It's hectic.
08:50Oh, stop it.
08:53Computer brother, see?
08:55These were our main cars.
08:57What, the capsule hotel doesn't have a computer?
08:59Bro, how have you been busy?
09:00You can go stay at the Hyatt.
09:02You can go stay at the Hilton.
09:04Does it have a PC in it?
09:05No, brother, it doesn't touch.
09:10Look at this fire.
09:12Food menu even.
09:14Wow, cars.
09:19Sausages, chicken wings.
09:22Popcorn.
09:23Bro.
09:25Where's Set?
09:26Where do you order these?
09:31How to order.
09:32Oh, you order on the computer.
09:34You order there.
09:36Bro, you order there.
09:38It says you order there.
09:40We'll get to that in a minute.
09:41Let me take my jumper off, bro.
09:48Bro, is there aircon?
09:55It's so hot.
09:57It's so hot in here.
10:06Oh, lad.
10:07That's us, bro.
10:08This is the room, lad.
10:13What's this noise, Kaz?
10:17Don't tell me that's a full-time thing.
10:21Alright, stop.
10:24Alright, there's a lot of chargers.
10:28There's heaps of chargers, heaps of plugs.
10:30What's that?
10:31Old school.
10:32There's a USB-C.
10:34Boom, phone charger.
10:36Let's go.
10:37Does it work?
10:38Yeah, it works.
10:40Nice, nice, nice.
10:45I can't get over how hot it is, lad.
10:48What is that?
10:51Oh, the light.
10:53Oh, nice.
10:54There's the light.
10:59It's so hot, brother.
11:05Professional, Kaz.
11:07Full professional, lad.
11:09I'll tell you what's going on, lad.
11:11Let's watch.
11:12What am I doing?
11:14Bro, I don't know what that says.
11:16No, no!
11:20Press the wrong thing, Kaz.
11:22Bro, I knew I pressed the wrong thing.
11:24It was a 50-50, it said firmware update.
11:27Firmware update, lad.
11:31Come on, bro.
11:33Alright, I've broken the computer instantly.
11:41Bro, I'm dying.
11:43I swear I'm dying, bro.
11:45How is it that hot?
11:48It can't be that hot in a little box.
11:52Put air conditioning in, Kaz.
11:57No, it's rebooting the whole system, lad.
12:01Please wait while I install system update 2 out of 3.
12:05They're skewing.
12:06I just come in and just update their computers.
12:10Kaz, their computer is an absolute joke, bro.
12:18It's an i3, lad.
12:21We're not doing nothing but ordering food on that, lad.
12:25Watch some YouTube.
12:27It's a full i3.
12:29It says there's a gaming icon.
12:32We've got our big dramas that it's all in Japanese.
12:34I'm not going to lie.
12:36But there is a gaming icon.
12:38Alright.
12:40Alright, don't worry about that.
12:43Oh, what happened?
12:48I'm already downloading things.
12:52I'm not even pressing anything.
12:54Alright, this is how you order food.
12:59Bro.
13:01What's happening?
13:05It's frozen.
13:07Alright.
13:09Noodles.
13:1111 to 3, what happens here?
13:18Kaz, this computer freezes up if you just click a tab.
13:24Alright, here we go.
13:29It's sort of like...
13:31I don't know what it is.
13:33Curries and rices.
13:35This looks like it's got bits of meat.
13:37That looks a bit like an omelette.
13:39Pastas.
13:41Is that pasta?
13:43Pancakes?
13:45Chips?
13:47Hot dogs?
13:49Hamburg?
13:54I don't know what I'm pushing, bro.
13:56But you know how you just...
13:58You know where the clicks are.
14:00It's like, go to cart.
14:02Proceed to checkout.
14:04Order.
14:06And you know where they are.
14:08We know the next step is this.
14:10Whatever that is.
14:1279, yep.
14:14That says your order is verified.
14:18Wow, I'm 90% sure.
14:20We sent an order to 79.
14:24We got food coming, lad.
14:28Let's go explore, Kaz.
14:30I don't know what's happening.
14:38What are these?
14:40Oh, slippers.
14:42Slippers.
14:44Slippers and...
14:46Oh, trucksuit pants.
14:48Truckies and slippers there.
14:54That's the toilet.
14:58See these little
15:00capsules? Look at this one.
15:02Just like a little room.
15:04I'm trying not to speak too loud.
15:06Look how many DVDs there are
15:08in this place, bro.
15:10That's crazy.
15:20Oh, these are books, bro.
15:22That's a book.
15:26Bro, they're comics.
15:28They're all comic books.
15:30This whole thing is comic books, bro.
15:44That is crazy, Kaz.
15:46There is so much
15:48stuff in here.
15:50Look at this.
15:52Look at this.
15:54Look at this.
15:56That's crazy, Kaz.
15:58There is just like literally...
16:00Bro, you gotta
16:02estimate. Let me do a rough
16:04calculation. If one
16:06shelf is roughly
16:0810, 20,
16:1030...
16:12One shelf is roughly
16:1480.
16:167. 8 times
16:187. 14.
16:2021, 28.
16:2256.
16:24560.
16:26Say 500.
16:281,000. 2,000.
16:303,000. 4,000.
16:325,000. 6,000.
16:347,000. Every 2 is
16:361,000. 8,000.
16:38Times 2.
16:40This side has 8,000.
16:42There's a whole mirror side.
16:44There's 16,000.
16:46Roughly 16,000 comics here.
16:54That's so crazy, Kaz.
16:56This looks like a woman's
16:58comic.
17:10That's actually mental, bro.
17:20I'm pretty sure there's unlimited
17:22ice cream and coffee.
17:24Need a coffee machine?
17:26Actually need a coffee right now.
17:28We're gonna be guessing how to get it, but
17:30I'll mine a coffee right now.
17:34Red's hot.
17:36Blue is cold.
17:44I'm good, Kaz. I am good.
17:52That's cold.
17:56We've got vending machines here too.
17:58But
18:00I picked the right thing.
18:02It's alright.
18:04It's alright.
18:10Honest, this stuff is free?
18:16Bro,
18:18that stuff's free, man.
18:20I'm launching this coffee, bro.
18:24Look at this.
18:30Free.
18:32Better coffees.
18:34It's all free, man.
18:36I'm gonna get a CC lemon.
18:44Free vending machines.
18:50Free coffee.
19:14Ice and all, brother.
19:16Ice and all.
19:20Magazines, lad.
19:26It's a throw-off. They're comics.
19:28Look at the cover
19:30and then you open it.
19:36That's false advertising,
19:38that magazine, mate. That's false advertising.
19:40But they love comics,
19:42I mean.
19:44How good's a free vending machine?
19:50Oh, so this is a medium-sized one.
19:56Yeah, these ones are medium-sized.
20:04We better go back and wait for this food.
20:06I don't know if you wait
20:08in your room or...
20:20What about the comics, lad?
20:26So, Joe.
20:28What type of YouTube?
20:30YouTuber.
20:32YouTubie.
20:34YouTuber.
20:38Bro, just...
20:40I wonder what happens if I type
20:42Spanian.
20:44Spanian.
20:46Spanian.
20:52Look at that.
20:54Big Spanian,
20:56big YouTube in Japan, brother.
21:00What are we watching?
21:02My first day on the
21:04island of Crete.
21:06Oh,
21:08we got to speak. That's Irish, brother.
21:10We're watching Agnes.
21:12I'm vlogging. Agnes is vlogging.
21:14Watching Agnes vlogging.
21:16What about that, brother? That's her first.
21:18Look at that.
21:26That's my first day
21:28in an internet cafe in Japan, brother.
21:34Bro, this TV is so bad.
21:36Look, the menu's burnt in.
21:38The menu's...
21:40The icons are burnt into the screen.
21:44I reckon when
21:46the bloke brings me food and he looks at me
21:48and he looks at YouTube with me on it,
21:50he's going to be like, hey, what's happening?
22:06I'm Aids watching Agnes
22:08vlog, lad, I swear.
22:10Where's my feed, brother? Where's my
22:12sludge? Hurry up.
22:16Rest of the day, that's right.
22:20I miss Europe.
22:22Bro, I miss Europe.
22:24Just watching me in Greece
22:26for my...
22:28I think that's the fifth time I've been to Greece.
22:32I want to go back to Greece.
22:34I want to go back to Greece, brother.
22:36Who wants another vlog?
22:38Who wants some more videos in Greece?
22:40I reckon this time, Kofu
22:42or something.
22:44Bro, my vlogs are the best,
22:46brother. You know I don't watch
22:48them that often? I'll be honest with you,
22:50like, I don't
22:52watch my vlogs. I barely watch my vlogs
22:54because I've done it, you know what I mean?
22:56So it's like, I know
22:58what happened.
23:00But now that I'm watching it,
23:02you know, for me too, it's
23:04extra, it's like extra
23:06because it brings back, yeah, I remember
23:08everything. Because I go to so many
23:10places and so, like this,
23:12I think this video is only like
23:14Crete, Crete. When was I there?
23:16Four, five months ago? So it's not
23:18that old. But it was like
23:2020 countries ago, you know what I mean?
23:22But it's like, I remember this. I remember eating that.
23:24I remember being there. It's mad.
23:30Full bougie hotel. Keep coming back
23:32eating with my backpack on.
23:35Wow, what are all these?
23:37What a chase.
23:43Other food? Thank you.
23:45Sorry, one second.
23:47Oh, beautiful. Thank you.
23:49Wow.
23:51They knocked on the door
23:53and they left
23:55their food, brother.
23:57What?
24:01Mark.
24:03Mark.
24:05Bro, this smells nice.
24:07Cuz.
24:09It smells mad, lad.
24:15What is this?
24:17Cuz, the food's nice.
24:19Hamburger meat.
24:21I don't know what that is. Some type of
24:23meat sitting on
24:25rice.
24:27Let's cut, lad.
24:33Wow.
24:37Wow.
24:47Remember white dog
24:49poos? Bro.
24:51My wife
24:53doesn't know. But I don't
24:55know cuz she's like nine years younger
24:57than me. And I was like,
24:59she's heard it. She goes, what are you talking about?
25:01White dog poos. I don't know.
25:03When I was a kid,
25:05there used to be
25:07often, like,
25:09once every couple days, you'll
25:11see a white dog poo.
25:13Full white.
25:15Like chalk. Everywhere.
25:17Always. But
25:19they don't exist anymore, bro.
25:25I don't know how they
25:27ever came about white dog poos and I don't know
25:29where they went.
25:31But it does my head in.
25:33Why was there white dog poos and where did
25:35they go?
25:47Oh yeah. More meat.
25:49It's all meat.
25:53Chicken.
25:59Hey.
26:01This is
26:03goated.
26:07This is goated, lad.
26:15Poos. Poos.
26:17Poos.
26:19Acting little miso.
26:21Miso soup, lad.
26:23Nice.
26:29I'm just assuming
26:31that I leave that there
26:33like at a hotel.
26:35I don't know.
26:45That's the toilets.
26:47Bro.
26:49That's annoying.
26:51Bro. That's annoying.
26:53That's annoying,
26:55cuz.
27:01Alright, the shower
27:03is this way.
27:05Let's have a suss where the shower is before we go for a cruise.
27:07Shower.
27:09Shower you scan.
27:11They scan something.
27:15Alright.
27:17What I think you do,
27:19I think you buy a ticket here.
27:23I think you buy
27:25a shower ticket there
27:27and you go and scan to get in
27:29the shower. But we won't do that now.
27:31We'll go for a cruise.
27:35Alright. Let's go for
27:37a burn, lad. Let's go for a take
27:39your burn.
27:41It's refreshingly
27:43cold out here.
27:45That place is hot, lad. I'm not gonna lie.
27:47I hope it cools
27:49down. It probably won't. It's
27:51indoor. It's regulated.
27:53Bro. Sleeping in that.
27:5730 minutes from here
27:59is a place that
28:01apparently, and I've been here
28:03for a couple days, apparently is a
28:05must-see part of Tokyo. It's called
28:07Akihabara.
28:09And it's just like, it explains it
28:11as like it's a retro gaming anime
28:13culture tech madness suburb
28:15full of like just crazy stuff.
28:17Just crazy. We're going anyway.
28:19Let's swim. The go-karts are here, lad.
28:21The go-karts are here.
28:25The go-karts are here.
28:29I reckon we catch an Uber
28:31to this Akihabara.
28:33Because I didn't tell you this. Oh, wait.
28:35You want to get to the interesting part?
28:37What are you doing, bro?
28:39What's going on?
28:41What character are you? Wario?
28:43Are you from Australia?
28:45Yeah, man.
28:49Let's go.
28:53Oh, you want to hear the interesting part?
28:555 in the morning.
28:57You know how we're sleeping in this little internet box?
28:59Let me get to the interesting part.
29:015 in the morning.
29:03I've got to catch an Uber to the airport
29:05an hour away because we've got an
29:078.30 flight to China.
29:09I'm going to Shanghai in the morning.
29:13I've been here for two nights already.
29:15I just learned
29:17just this morning.
29:19I learned about these
29:21capsule hotels.
29:23I learned.
29:25Stay in an internet cafe.
29:27It's even freakier.
29:29I go, alright, bro.
29:31Hopefully, we get a decent night's sleep
29:33and get to have a shower because
29:35we're going to the
29:37airport at 5 am.
29:39Annoying.
29:41You know what I'm
29:43actually going to do before we go
29:45there, before I call this Uber? Go back up and get my jacket.
29:47I'm in shorts
29:49and a jumper, brother. It's not good
29:51enough. Let me get my jacket and we'll come back out.
29:53Alright.
29:55Do you understand how cold it is here?
29:57Proper cold, lad. Look at everyone else.
29:59Let's go. I'll book an Uber, lad.
30:01Akihabara.
30:03Let's urge.
30:05Alright, 5.10, 106.
30:07He's just down there at the next corner. He'll be here in a
30:09second. Apparently, it's not that far.
30:13Apparently, it's not that far.
30:17Hello.
30:29Oh, lad.
30:31Look at this place, lad.
30:33What?
30:35Cars.
30:39Oh, lad.
30:43This is crazy, brother.
30:45Look at the go-kart everywhere, brother.
30:49So, this place
30:51is like everything
30:53fun, brother. From tech to
30:55anime to
30:57games to
30:59just everything like that.
31:01Arcades and there's just
31:03the biggest of everything, brother.
31:05The biggest of everything, pretty much.
31:09Apparently, one of the world's biggest
31:11tech stores is here too.
31:13Like world's biggest
31:15tech stores.
31:17It's just mental, lad.
31:19Look at this.
31:29I wonder, brother. You know what I think?
31:31Like, do
31:33they spin out on this?
31:35Like, do the Japanese
31:37people here, do they themselves
31:39come here and spin out?
31:41Or is this just like 100%
31:43normal to them? Like, do they just
31:45look at this? They're just walking past this
31:47and it's just like, nah, it's nothing.
31:49I'm just like, is it?
31:51How can it be, brother?
31:53We'll stay on that side, actually.
32:01The big claw arcade.
32:07It's just a gaming place. Look.
32:09Hobbies, level 1 and
32:112. Video games, level 3.
32:13PC is level 4, 5.
32:15Level 6 is anime.
32:17Level 7 is a cafe.
32:19Let's just go up this one
32:21to get an example of what every
32:23building sort of looks like in a...
32:29This is
32:31console video games.
32:33No, no. Level 1 and 2 is hobbies.
32:35So level 1 and 2 is like,
32:37look.
32:41Paints and all that
32:43type of stuff. Figurines.
32:47This is level 3, consoles.
32:59Level 4.
33:014 and 5.
33:03What's adults 18 and over?
33:07I thought it said PC.
33:09What do you mean 18 and over?
33:11It's just cartoons, lad.
33:13Oh,
33:15bro, it's like
33:17cartoon pornography.
33:21Bro, it's full cartoon
33:23pornography everywhere.
33:27Bro, this is...
33:29That's crazy.
33:33That's crazy.
33:35Look at the stores, bro.
33:37It's a very,
33:39very unique
33:41type of person
33:43that has an interest in cartoon
33:45pornography, bro.
33:51They sell all like watches and stuff
33:53in here. Oh, it's a big watch store.
33:55Yeah, yeah.
33:57G-Shocks, long jeans.
33:59Omega. Oh, they sell Omegas in here.
34:01Grand Seikos.
34:05Grand Seikos,
34:07Citizens.
34:15Is that the place?
34:17Big Camera.
34:19I think that's it.
34:21I think that's that tech shop.
34:25Big Camera.
34:27That store there.
34:33Look at this.
34:357th floor,
34:37electronics store.
34:39One is like
34:41Apple, Microsoft, PC.
34:43Two's gaming, PCs.
34:45Phones, all on three.
34:49Cosmetics and shavers
34:51and beauty gadgets, four.
34:53Five is all cameras.
34:55Six is all dish
34:57washers, washing machines
34:59and seven is all toys and plastic models.
35:03Let's have a sauce, bro.
35:09Look at the gaming
35:11PC section. I always
35:13love these sections. I've got a monster at home.
35:15I've got a monster.
35:17If you know, you know, lad.
35:19Look at this.
35:23Look at this whole section of controllers.
35:35That just makes me laugh
35:37because how crazy it is.
35:39Alright.
35:45A whole
35:47trade store.
35:49That's mad. Hobby store, trade store.
35:51All the same stuff but like they all
35:53trade it.
35:55Must be
35:57so many of these
35:59multi-story
36:01electronic shops.
36:03So many cars.
36:05There's another one there.
36:07Having one of the world's biggest
36:09if not the world's biggest isn't enough.
36:11There's like another 17 around it that
36:13all do the same thing.
36:17Oh, like an anime store.
36:21I'm not into
36:23that weird stuff, bro. Anime.
36:25What's that, Cos?
36:27Weird cartoons.
36:29I don't know. I don't get into that. I don't understand it, bro.
36:37Oh, Pachinko.
36:39Yeah, I was playing that last night.
36:41You should have seen that video.
36:43It's a big Pachinko place.
36:45That one has
36:47no camera signs all over it.
36:49I'm dying for that.
36:51Not only did I go Pachinko,
36:53I owned it with my camera.
36:55Went in there like a warlord and come out
36:57like 30,000 yen richer than touch.
37:01Oh, wow.
37:03Wow, Cos.
37:05Wow, Cos.
37:07That looks mad.
37:11Bro, there's a cat cafe
37:15and it says
37:17hang out with cats
37:19and chill, chat with
37:21our cat staff.
37:23Bro, it's like
37:25they're all pretending they're cats. They're probably meowing
37:27Cos. What's that?
37:35Bro, look at these vending machines, lad.
37:41Full vending machines galore
37:43in the lane.
37:45Bro, there's Street Fighter right here.
37:47Cos, there's
37:49Street Fighter right here.
37:51That's crazy.
37:53What are you talking about, Cos?
37:55You know I'm putting
37:57coins in Street Fighter, lad?
37:59You know I'm picking Sagat, lad?
38:05Come on.
38:11Bro, don't touch.
38:13What are you talking about, Cos?
38:15I'll smash their chung-li, smash their head in, brother.
38:17Don't touch, Cos.
38:19Don't touch.
38:23Pump the lid.
38:25That's it.
38:27Or let someone else play it.
38:35Let's go.
38:47Let's go for a little creep in the
38:49back lanes, lad.
38:51Well, then yours is most comfortable, brother.
38:53In the back lanes.
38:55See what's behind
38:57all the gadgets.
38:59Gotta be the cleanest back lanes.
39:01Japan's crazy, bro.
39:03No matter where you are,
39:05it's just like, it's the most
39:07sensible, nicest, cleanest,
39:09chillest everything.
39:11Look at this hair salon, bro.
39:13It's like full. Look at this hair salon.
39:23That's crazy.
39:33Do you see
39:35the trust that they have
39:37in each other and the state
39:39of Japan, right? There's a
39:41staircase here, right?
39:43There's a staircase. It's just a staircase
39:45that goes up
39:47to a shop.
39:49They're saying like our shop's on the second floor, right?
39:51Look.
39:53It's just a staircase, Cos. That's all it is.
39:55To enter the shop.
39:57And at the staircase,
39:59like the whole level down on the street
40:01right here, is just stuff.
40:03Chargers, wireless
40:05earphones, batteries, cables.
40:07Like,
40:09not the most expensive of expensive
40:11stuff, but definitely
40:1399% of countries, not even
40:15Australia. Not even
40:17Australia would you have that
40:19there like this. There's not even anyone
40:21here. Like there's no
40:23one here. It's just full on the trust policy.
40:27What a country, bro. You know what I mean?
40:29Things like that,
40:31that's making a statement. Like that speaks
40:33for it. You can say what you want, but
40:35shit like that speaks for itself, bro.
40:43I don't know.
40:45I don't want to be judgmental on what these
40:47girls do, Cos, but
40:49I just heard them go to one
40:51lad up with a pamphlet and they put
40:53in his face, like an English
40:55speaking guy, like a European.
40:57And he goes, what is it? And she goes,
40:59come with me. You drink with me.
41:01And he was like, oh yeah,
41:03nah. And he walked off.
41:05I don't know, Cos. They're all there
41:07like, and now they're blocking their faces.
41:09Like they're covering their faces
41:11like they're doing something wrong.
41:13I don't know, Cos. What are they doing?
41:15They're saying, come and drink with
41:17me. It's a random man. Look,
41:19see, he's got the pamphlet.
41:21He's got the pamphlet there.
41:23He's like, what's going on, man? She's like,
41:25she's going to say, yeah, come and drink with me.
41:27What do you mean drink with me?
41:29And why are they blocking their faces then? Like,
41:31what are they doing? To hide.
41:43There's no way in the lane
41:45I found a kebab store, Cos.
41:47There's no way I found a kebab store
41:49in the lane of Abracadabra suburb in
41:52Japan. What is it called?
41:54Akibara. Abracadabra.
41:56Bro, kebabs
41:58in Tokyo.
42:00Hey, how are you, brother?
42:02Can I get a beef kebab?
42:04Yeah.
42:12Scoring kebabs. Spicy.
42:14It's like, the options
42:16overseas. I know, if you follow me,
42:18you know by now, no different from
42:20Europe or anywhere else.
42:22Same like at my kebab stores.
42:24You get the white sauce or you get the spicy sauce.
42:26You choose if you want the spicy.
42:28Of course I got spicy.
42:32But that's not a kebab.
42:38I'll never let that down.
42:40Remember the Australian public
42:42when my kebab stores just started,
42:44when I was just one of them?
42:46That's not a kebab.
42:48Look at this image.
42:50Neck minute.
42:54Look at the line for that steakhouse,
42:56cuz. I want a piece of that,
42:58brother.
43:00It's pretty long, though.
43:04The line's not actually
43:06for the steakhouse. The line is for
43:08something around the corner.
43:10Pretty sure this is the steakhouse.
43:12Yeah, there's a seat here.
43:14There's a seat here.
43:16Hello. Yeah.
43:30That looks smart.
43:32That looks smart, too.
43:34I want that.
43:40300 grams of wagyu
43:42and small vegetables.
43:44They're playing
43:46like western
43:48American music, like all western.
43:52Yum!
43:56Wow.
44:00Look at that,
44:02coming out sizzling.
44:04Look at this
44:06meat.
44:10Look at that.
44:14This is full top quality wagyu
44:16in Japan, brother.
44:20Wow.
44:22Smoke, salt
44:24and pepper.
44:34Oh my god.
44:36No.
44:45That's
44:47insane, cuz.
44:49It is the hecticest,
44:51butteriest wagyu,
44:53lad. That smoke, salt
44:55and pepper is mental as well.
45:09Lads,
45:11look at that.
45:15Wow.
45:22That was hectic.
45:24That's what I'm supposed to be eating.
45:26I said that before, didn't I?
45:28Did I say that before?
45:30When we ate that special delivery
45:32to the gaming room,
45:34whatever we live in, gaming room.
45:36What do we live in? What do we call that?
45:38Computer box.
45:40Computer box.
45:42Oh look, by the way,
45:44that's the capsule hotels.
45:46See them?
45:48They're a lot
45:50more luxurious
45:52than my little sweat box, aren't they?
45:54Internet
45:56sleeping in an internet cafe
45:58and I'm going to Shanghai.
46:00Bro.
46:02We're waking up at 5 in the morning
46:04to go to Shanghai, cuz.
46:06Picked the worst night to do it.
46:08It's getting pretty late.
46:12It's nearly 10 o'clock.
46:14It's nearly 10 o'clock.
46:16The internet cafe we're staying at is like...
46:18Bro, I didn't say...
46:20You know it took over 40 minutes to get here?
46:22It took over 40 minutes.
46:24We're probably not going to get to sleep
46:26till midnight. We're going to get up
46:28and go to Shanghai, bro.
46:30I'm going to call an Uber now, actually.
46:34Boom!
46:38I'm curious how this
46:40shower's going to work.
46:42I hope it's not putrid.
46:44That's the last thing we need.
46:46Full putrid shower.
46:50You know what there isn't?
46:52You know what I just noticed?
46:54There is not diversity
46:56in food.
46:58There just isn't.
47:00Think for a full sort of
47:02extremely developed city
47:04and you walk past...
47:06I just noticed this. How odd is this?
47:08You walk past dead set a million
47:10food stores, restaurants
47:12and cafes and this and that.
47:14You never ever walk past
47:16even the most basic of
47:18cultural diversity in food.
47:20Like you never walk past
47:22an Italian place or a pizza store
47:24or a Greek restaurant.
47:26Because I've just seen the word Adonis
47:28and then I thought there's no way
47:30a Greek restaurant. And then it wasn't.
47:32It was just like a little shop
47:34selling stuff. And then I just thought to myself
47:36I have not seen
47:38like there's a
47:40I'm not saying there's zero
47:42but like it's not even memorable.
47:44Like you'd be hard up walking around
47:46finding Indian curry
47:48Thai food
47:50Greek food, Italian food
47:52anything like that.
47:54There's just a million
47:56places and they're all Japanese food.
47:58Like woah. I get it.
48:00They love Japanese food.
48:02But I don't know. I think that's a bit odd.
48:04Maybe they just
48:06they're just so used to it they wouldn't need
48:08any other food. I don't know.
48:10There's reasoning for everything.
48:12Not many places are like that.
48:14Like even if you go to
48:16anywhere. Any example
48:18Portugal, Hungary
48:20Romania. If you walk
48:22through Bucharest downtown
48:24you see like diversity in food.
48:26You'll see Japanese. You'll see Chinese.
48:28You'll see Indian.
48:30You can get anywhere.
48:32Grand Cyber Cafe
48:34Bagus
48:36Dantach
48:38Grand Cafe Dantach
48:42When it closes
48:44I don't want to be loud. Cafe Dantach!
48:46Because you can't be loud in Japan
48:48but it's annoying
48:50because I just want to get
48:52my little mmm. I want to get it out
48:54like mmm. You know what I mean?
48:56You've got to be all proper all the time bro.
48:58Relax.
49:00I don't know how I'm going to work this shower
49:02out lad because
49:08Boom.
49:10Boom.
49:12What?
49:14Scan a QR code?
49:16Boom.
49:18What QR code
49:20Kaz? What are you talking
49:22about bro?
49:24Alright. I've scanned my
49:26admission receipt.
49:28I don't know what I'm pushing.
49:32I don't know what I've
49:34done. But anyway
49:36I'm pretty sure now this
49:38I can use
49:42to have a shower.
49:44I'll scan it there. Let's go get our
49:46stuff.
49:48Cyber Bagus lad.
49:50Cyber
49:52Bagus.
49:54What's this bloke?
49:56Some Russian getting around Cyber Bagus.
49:58They don't even
50:00know what Cyber Bagus is bro.
50:02What are you talking about?
50:04Watch out my stuff is robbed.
50:10Bro how is it so
50:12hot in here?
50:14Kaz.
50:16Bro.
50:18It's hotter in the room than it is in the hallway.
50:20The hallway is cooler
50:22than in here.
50:26Cyber Bagus
50:28lad.
50:34Cyber
50:36Bagus.
50:38Yeah.
50:40Yeah.
50:42Get off.
50:46Alright.
50:48I'll leave my phone on the charger
50:50in here.
50:52New shorts.
50:54By the way
50:56I know you see me wear these shorts
50:58often. It's because they've got like
51:008 pairs of them. They're my favourite shorts
51:02bro. They're all exactly the same.
51:04Just plain greys.
51:06I bought 4 this trip.
51:08Cyber Bagus.
51:10Alright.
51:12Bang, bang, bang, bang. What else do we need?
51:14That's all of course.
51:18Get my crockies.
51:20Crock, crock.
51:22Crockeries.
51:24I don't know where the towel is.
51:26I don't know Kaz.
51:28I don't think they're far ahead brother.
51:30If there's no towel
51:32I'll just dry myself with my Cyber Bagus.
51:36That room
51:38is my hottest Tokyo experience.
51:44Oh no.
51:46You know what I forgot?
51:48I forgot the
51:50receipts.
51:52That little scam thing.
51:56Why don't we take advantage of the free vending machine
51:58again. One more time before I have to
52:00brush my teeth.
52:02What are we getting?
52:04Lemon tea.
52:06CC Lemon. The CC Lemon
52:08was nice Kaz.
52:10It was actually nice.
52:18That's huge brother.
52:20Huge head.
52:28I don't know if it's taken.
52:44Alright.
52:46Towel room. It's not that bad Kaz.
52:48Towel.
52:50Ball. There we are.
52:54Kaz that's alright.
52:56That's alright lad.
52:58That's alright lad.
53:00That's not even anorexic now lad.
53:02Before anorexia now brother.
53:06What about how I just rocked up to Japan.
53:08Played Pachinko like a warlord.
53:10Didn't know what was going on.
53:12I don't know if I'm supposed to be putting my towel there
53:14but we can go there.
53:16Wait.
53:18Did you forget
53:20anything?
53:26The shower was
53:28I wouldn't say cold but
53:30it was about the temperature of my room.
53:3430 degrees.
53:36Feels cold.
53:38I'm used to having cold showers though because of my
53:40Viking.
53:42Alright.
53:46Pack the stuff up I guess and
53:48sleep.
53:52Oh lad.
53:56Alright brother.
53:58Still got us up on
54:00the screen.
54:02Where am I?
54:04Oh no it's updating again.
54:06Bro I keep pressing this update
54:08button.
54:10Come on brother.
54:12Alright we're back on.
54:14We're back on lad.
54:16Typed up
54:18what's the first video
54:20that comes up is
54:22so it's
54:24the latest
54:26two as of
54:28time of filming my vlog channel
54:30and then Into the Hood
54:32Hobart. That's the first Into the Hood
54:34that comes up. That's interesting.
54:36The first Into the Hood that comes up
54:38is Into the Hood
54:40then Bike Meet the Bondi Beach
54:42then Alice Springs. Oh that's the
54:44whole Into the Hood playlist actually.
54:46First day on Crete.
54:48Because it's good to know from this
54:50browser because this is the most
54:52unbiased browser. It's a
54:54browser. No predictive text.
54:56No algorithm to go off. It's just
54:58a brand new YouTube that
55:00nobody has ever watched, typed or
55:02clicked or looked at anything got to do
55:04with me. So like what comes up
55:06is a good showing
55:08of like the raw power
55:10that each video has.
55:12It's interesting though that Into the Hood
55:14Hobart out of all of them came
55:16up and then this far down
55:18all of these videos, which fair enough
55:20that's a recent video
55:22Meat Stock 2023
55:24that's a random
55:26video to come up.
55:28That's the first It's All Eats and it actually
55:30comes up before
55:32Alice Springs
55:34which is on like 5 million views
55:36which out of my
55:38well that's my highest viewed video isn't it?
55:40YouTube will offer you
55:42Meat Stock Festival It's All Eats
55:442023 with 360,000
55:46views before
55:48before all of my bigger videos
55:50before all of the big videos actually
55:52none of them over
55:542 million came up early.
55:56Anyway, what are we watching?
55:58Let's watch something random bro.
56:00Spanian trying
56:02top food trucks
56:04trying Sydney's top food trucks.
56:06Yes, bro. I remember this
56:08trying top food
56:10trucks lad.
56:12Wait wait wait
56:14why did I skip a root lad?
56:28This is before I had a food truck
56:30or a bunch of food trucks
56:32food trucks
56:58I used to stress like
57:01Anyway, that's us bro
57:03I need to get to sleep cuz
57:05where's my phone?
57:07Where is my phone?
57:09Pro 1120
57:11My taxi's
57:13here at 540 in the morning so I'm up
57:15at 5
57:17We're getting up in 5 hours
57:19flying to Shanghai
57:21How am I sleeping?
57:23I don't know cuz
57:25There's no pillows
57:27I don't need a blanket
57:29There's bean bags
57:31Maybe I'll use one of the bean bags here
57:33One of them here
57:35One of them
57:37here
57:41That'll do
57:43True? That'll do
57:47That's us
57:49That's
57:51This is
57:53sleeping in a
57:55internet cafe
57:57This is sleeping in an internet cafe
57:59in Tokyo mate
58:01I love ya's
58:03I leave ya's
58:05I'll sit here watching an episode of your toy
58:07It's full to sleep
58:09Laters bro