Certified Australia Moment

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00:00Australia has a lot of spiders, but recently we found a new one, because of course we fucking did.

00:04And the new one is the most certified Australia moment I've ever seen.

00:08For a bit of context, one of the several thousand spider species we are home to is the Sydney funnel

00:12web, the deadliest spider on the planet. Because of course it's down here, where the fuck else did

00:16you think you were gonna find it? These scary looking fuckers are highly venomous and can

00:20flatline you with a bite in 15 minutes. And if you think wearing thick clothes will save you,

00:25be aware the bastards have fangs long enough to punch through shoe leather.

00:28Now, why do I bring these little nightmares up? What is the one thing worse than a spider rocking

00:33armor piercing rounds that can send you to heaven with same day delivery? A bigger spider rocking

00:38the same perk setup. That's right, Australian scientists have found a brand new species of

00:43this funnel web that is even bigger. How much bigger? Well, the standard Sydney funnel web

00:48grows to around five centimeters or two inches. And I mean, if you're asking me, two inches is

00:52more than enough. Two inches is actually fucking huge. By comparison, this is the new one.

00:58It's twice the fucking size cut, four inches of eight legged menace to the animal kingdom.

01:04But that isn't even the best part. You see, do you know what they named this thing? Do you know

01:08what professional scientists named a supersized version of the most dangerous spider on the

01:14entire fucking planet? The Newcastle big boy, deadliest spider on the entire fucking globe,

01:23big boy, only in Australia.

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