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00:00:00Whichever team is first to leave this football pitch wins £10,000!
00:00:07Yay!
00:00:08Today we have 30 challenge boxes, each with a random cash value.
00:00:13Once we complete the challenge, we can open the corresponding box and find out how much money it's worth.
00:00:18But once it's finished, no other team can attempt that challenge.
00:00:21The first team to reach £10,000 can buy their freedom and escape the pitch.
00:00:25Along the way there will be three group challenges and some extra special guests.
00:00:29Keeping us in line is today's referee, Chris MD.
00:00:32Any yellow or red cards he gives out will result in cash deductions.
00:00:36Now, let's meet the teams.
00:00:43I would like a fair game today, boys. My ruling will be hard, but it will be fair.
00:00:47Blue team, would you like to pick your box first and your first challenge?
00:00:51I think luck. We have to go for luck.
00:00:54No, we go for the gnome.
00:00:56We'll take the gnome.
00:00:58Green team, would you like to go next?
00:01:00Do you want to score 10 pens in a row?
00:01:02We can do that.
00:01:03Let's do it, let's do it.
00:01:04Yellow team, what are you picking?
00:01:06Let's go, Zerkaa.
00:01:07We would like to score from a corner.
00:01:12Not with you two.
00:01:15Yellow card, descent, please.
00:01:16Only the captain can tell the referee what to do.
00:01:18Shut up, you little pussies.
00:01:20Only yellow, only yellow, only yellow!
00:01:23Minus money! Minus money!
00:01:27You've got to let him know you're there.
00:01:29Let him know you're there.
00:01:30Not the ref.
00:01:33We'll do one each.
00:01:34And we've just got to rattle out 10 in a row.
00:01:36We've got that, we've got that.
00:01:37We're going for the gnome.
00:01:38Ready?
00:01:39Yeah.
00:01:42That was actually so close.
00:01:45Yes!
00:01:48Sorry.
00:01:49Oh, my foot.
00:01:50I can't do it.
00:01:51Basically, I got stumped on yesterday.
00:01:54Yes!
00:01:56Oh!
00:01:57Who put that there?
00:01:58Which pair of idiots should we visit first?
00:02:00I'm thinking, it's got to be Joe and Harry, hasn't it?
00:02:03Do you know how much it's worth?
00:02:05No.
00:02:06You don't know until you complete it.
00:02:07Oh, okay.
00:02:08We don't miss a penalty today.
00:02:13That's one, that's one.
00:02:14It's you, Shun.
00:02:16No!
00:02:17Oh, dear.
00:02:18It's not 2016 anymore, is it?
00:02:19Let's move on.
00:02:20Yes!
00:02:21They missed.
00:02:24Nick, where's your power gone?
00:02:25I don't know, man.
00:02:26I don't know.
00:02:30Fuck you, gnome.
00:02:32No.
00:02:33We realise we've messed up.
00:02:34Yeah, this is difficult.
00:02:35Well, getting Vikkstar in the draw.
00:02:42Oh, I've got two left.
00:02:43Fuck me.
00:02:44We're on minus money, aren't we?
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:46I mean, we could just go for that kind of strategy and just abuse him.
00:02:49Oh!
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:53Go on, Harry.
00:02:54Go on, Harry.
00:02:57Beautiful little panenka.
00:02:59That was stunning.
00:03:00Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:03:01Money.
00:03:02Money.
00:03:03Score from a corner.
00:03:04Open sesame.
00:03:06£500.
00:03:08We lost £250 already, though, so.
00:03:09It's fine.
00:03:10£250.
00:03:11Right, you pick this one.
00:03:12Oh, my God.
00:03:13He's almost been hit by a ball again.
00:03:14Making the ball boy.
00:03:15That was the plan, but...
00:03:19Oh!
00:03:20See, there's no point in me being here.
00:03:22Hard and fast.
00:03:24Oh, mate.
00:03:25It's impossible.
00:03:26He's literally about seven foot one.
00:03:27It's fine.
00:03:28See, if our life depended on it, we could do this, right?
00:03:29Right.
00:03:30All jokes aside now, let's try, mate.
00:03:33Yes!
00:03:34Right.
00:03:35Harry, I love you.
00:03:36Open the floodgate.
00:03:38No!
00:03:39Jesus, Lord have mercy.
00:03:40So, we're going to find out what secret object the referee has in their pocket.
00:03:43Only yes or no questions.
00:03:44Yeah.
00:03:45All right.
00:03:46We'll do that.
00:03:47All right.
00:03:48Chris!
00:03:49That's right.
00:03:50All right, ready?
00:03:51That's right.
00:03:52Brilliant.
00:03:53Yes!
00:03:54Harry.
00:03:57No!
00:04:00All right, we're going to get 10,000 steps in today, me and you, Jack.
00:04:03Chris!
00:04:04Yeah?
00:04:05Chris?
00:04:06Yeah?
00:04:07What's in that pocket of yours?
00:04:08What's in that pocket?
00:04:09Three!
00:04:10That's three.
00:04:11Come on, Harry!
00:04:13Yes!
00:04:14If it's that hard, why can't I do it?
00:04:19Oh, my word.
00:04:20That was actually horrendously close.
00:04:24I don't know what the point is.
00:04:26Do you want to just pass me the balls until I do it?
00:04:28Yeah, honestly, yeah.
00:04:31Oh, my God!
00:04:33Something in your pocket.
00:04:34Is it electronic?
00:04:35No.
00:04:36Is it a food item?
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Is it red?
00:04:39I can't remember.
00:04:40That's not a yes or no!
00:04:41I think it's red.
00:04:42Does it start with a letter from A to F?
00:04:44Yes.
00:04:45Okay, we're getting there.
00:04:46Does it start with A?
00:04:47No.
00:04:48Does it start with B?
00:04:49Yes.
00:04:50Is it A or B?
00:04:51Red and B.
00:04:53Yes!
00:04:54Come on!
00:04:55Five!
00:04:56Let's go, Harry!
00:04:57Let's go, mate!
00:04:58Six.
00:05:00No!
00:05:03No!
00:05:04No!
00:05:05Is the second letter between A and M?
00:05:11I don't know if I actually...
00:05:13I don't think it's a yes or no!
00:05:14That's the rules!
00:05:15No.
00:05:16Okay, is the second letter between M and T?
00:05:19Yes.
00:05:20Is the second letter O?
00:05:21Is the second letter R?
00:05:22This is such a...
00:05:23Is the second letter R?
00:05:24Yes.
00:05:25Okay, red.
00:05:26No.
00:05:27Red, red, red, red.
00:05:30I think we're screwed.
00:05:34Yes!
00:05:35What?
00:05:36That couldn't have been much closer.
00:05:37It's actually...
00:05:38It's in my hand here.
00:05:39Is it?
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:41Can I have it?
00:05:42No.
00:05:43Can I hold it and not open my hands?
00:05:44No, no, no.
00:05:45He can say no.
00:05:46Can I do that?
00:05:47No.
00:05:48Pride.
00:05:49Pride.
00:05:50Pride.
00:05:51Brick.
00:05:52Yeah!
00:05:53That's a red LEGO brick!
00:05:54Yeah!
00:05:55Thank you, Chris!
00:05:56You cannot be cheering that.
00:05:57Thank you, guys!
00:05:58Do you want to take it back?
00:05:59Yeah, I need it back, thanks.
00:06:01Wow!
00:06:02£750!
00:06:03That's what I'm talking about, the LEGO brick.
00:06:04Should we do some football now?
00:06:05No.
00:06:06Pretend like the goal is your mum's edge.
00:06:07You've got this!
00:06:08Sorry, mother!
00:06:10Yes!
00:06:14It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
00:06:20The amount of crossbars you've hit is actually a joke.
00:06:25No!
00:06:26It touched!
00:06:27Was it two?
00:06:28It touched!
00:06:29It hit him.
00:06:30Yeah, but I think it has to be knocked the no ball.
00:06:32Yeah, I would agree.
00:06:34Halfway there!
00:06:35Five!
00:06:36Halfway there.
00:06:39Yes.
00:06:40Six.
00:06:41Come on.
00:06:42Seven!
00:06:43Yes!
00:06:44Come on, Harry!
00:06:47Yes!
00:06:48Yes, you got it!
00:06:49Yes!
00:06:50Beautiful!
00:06:52Right, this is the last one you've got to score, Joe.
00:06:54This is it.
00:06:57Yes!
00:06:58Yes!
00:06:59Come on, Harry!
00:07:00Come on!
00:07:01I don't want to be the one with the final penalty!
00:07:03What do you want?
00:07:04Quick.
00:07:05Crossbars!
00:07:06Or like the GoPro.
00:07:07Three crossbars in a row.
00:07:08Do you want to hit the gnome?
00:07:09We're hitting the gnome.
00:07:10We're hitting the gnome.
00:07:11Yeah, let's do it.
00:07:12Let's get out of the way.
00:07:13We're going to hit the gnome!
00:07:14Oh my god, they're going for the gnome!
00:07:15Hey!
00:07:16Stop it!
00:07:20Ha ha ha ha!
00:07:22No!
00:07:23Oh no!
00:07:24First try!
00:07:30Fuck!
00:07:31Fuck that.
00:07:34How's it hit the gnome?
00:07:35First try!
00:07:36First try!
00:07:38I think you maybe do a little stutter pen and just fucking slap it top ends, mate.
00:07:42Just welly it, mate.
00:07:43Absolutely.
00:07:44Just welly it.
00:07:45Hit it really hard.
00:07:46This for the championship title.
00:07:50Yes!
00:07:51We've done it!
00:07:52Wow!
00:07:53Hit the gnome.
00:07:54Hit the gnome.
00:07:55With the first shot.
00:07:56OK.
00:07:57Yeah.
00:07:58Simon and Vik have been trying to do that since the start.
00:08:007.50 again!
00:08:01I'm telling you, I'm on form.
00:08:02What's it going to be?
00:08:03Big money.
00:08:041,200 bucks!
00:08:05No, that's a big one.
00:08:06That is a big one.
00:08:07That is a big one.
00:08:08Come on!
00:08:09Concentrate.
00:08:10Concentrate.
00:08:11Concentrate.
00:08:12Concentrate.
00:08:13Concentrate.
00:08:14Concentrate.
00:08:15Concentrate.
00:08:16Concentrate.
00:08:17Concentrate.
00:08:18Come on!
00:08:19Control the ball.
00:08:20Fire it 70 miles an hour.
00:08:21It doesn't seem too hard.
00:08:22Yeah, we can do that.
00:08:23We can do that.
00:08:24Yeah, we can do that.
00:08:25Don't open it yet.
00:08:26Don't open it.
00:08:27You don't understand how many times I've hit the crossbar.
00:08:28Yeah, I know.
00:08:29And they hit it first.
00:08:30You lost to them.
00:08:31What are you doing?
00:08:32Don't let him nutmeg you.
00:08:33Do not let him nutmeg you.
00:08:34As in, that's one of the challenges.
00:08:35Somewhere, they're going to nutrun.
00:08:36Where's my pencil gone?
00:08:37OK, Chris, Chris, Chris.
00:08:38Don't let him turn.
00:08:39He's going to hit you in the arse.
00:08:40Chris, that looked like assault from him.
00:08:41What's happening?
00:08:43I'm just coming to fuck up your feet.
00:08:44OK, is it going to come for our feet?
00:08:45Ow!
00:08:46He saw it!
00:08:47He saw it!
00:08:48He saw it!
00:08:49No, no, no, no.
00:08:50That's not allowed.
00:08:51I maybe should...
00:08:52I do like...
00:08:53Harry just inflicts pain on people all the time.
00:08:54So, I'm going to allow him to get away with it.
00:08:55Look how injured he is.
00:08:56Oh, that was brilliant.
00:08:57The FA might not love my ruling there, but it was fun.
00:08:58I'm going to let it go.
00:08:59I'm going to let it go.
00:09:00I'm going to let it go.
00:09:01I'm going to let it go.
00:09:02I'm going to let it go.
00:09:03I'm going to let it go.
00:09:04I'm going to let it go.
00:09:05I'm going to let it go.
00:09:06Harry just inflicts pain on people all the time.
00:09:07He saw it!
00:09:08He saw it!
00:09:09He saw it!
00:09:10No, no, no.
00:09:11develop the footwork
00:09:12OK, let's get the PR Laverne to get away with it.
00:09:13Look how injured he is.
00:09:14That was brilliant.
00:09:15The FA might not love my ruling there, but it was fun.
00:09:16Josh, crossbars.
00:09:17Did you even hit three, but we didn't have sucked fucking...
00:09:18They're doing X in for ages.
00:09:19We'll do it.
00:09:20Just free crossbars.
00:09:21We'll do it.
00:09:22Three balls eyes!
00:09:23That's a good...
00:09:24Triple 20, man.
00:09:25Come on, Vic!
00:09:26Vic!
00:09:27You do a bunch, I do a bunch after.
00:09:28You do a bunch, I'll do a bunch after.
00:09:31Is it like if I hit three, it's fine?
00:09:33I think just as a team, right?
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:35But I don't want to ruin it if you hit it.
00:09:36No.
00:09:37All right then, father.
00:09:38Give it to me.
00:09:39That's a bit far.
00:09:40Fucking hell.
00:09:41Did you put a sniper on for me or something?
00:09:45Right.
00:09:45Yes, yes, no.
00:09:47That's a yellow card for Bullon to Dan.
00:09:49That was really nasty from him.
00:09:51All right, come on Harry, mate.
00:09:52Oh, not too bad.
00:09:54All right, one more, one more.
00:09:55Oh, one more.
00:09:55You got this, mate.
00:09:56That's all your inner Algeria.
00:10:00Oh, no.
00:10:00It can't come to the bounce.
00:10:02What you just did, just do that,
00:10:03and one of them will hit.
00:10:06Does that count?
00:10:07The cameraman has said his balls are.
00:10:10There you go.
00:10:11One more, one more, one more.
00:10:13This is so terrible.
00:10:13One more, one more.
00:10:16Oh, nearly.
00:10:18That was ideal as well.
00:10:19That was the one, that was the one.
00:10:20Right.
00:10:21Almost.
00:10:22Yes.
00:10:22Oh.
00:10:23What?
00:10:24It's a great finish.
00:10:25Go.
00:10:27You can touch that.
00:10:27There it is.
00:10:28He's aiming for the bollocks.
00:10:29I'm sure of it.
00:10:31All right, go on, Harry, mate.
00:10:32Go on, Harry.
00:10:34Oh, he's two-footing it.
00:10:37Here.
00:10:40You're putting me off.
00:10:41How?
00:10:42Aimed for my head.
00:10:47I did what he asked.
00:10:48That was actually very accurate.
00:10:51One.
00:10:52It's hard to get three.
00:10:53It is, but at least we're warming up.
00:10:54We're kicking.
00:10:57No.
00:11:00Too much.
00:11:01He's struggling, isn't he?
00:11:02He's really struggling.
00:11:03You want to swap after this round?
00:11:05Yeah.
00:11:06Okay, go on.
00:11:07You're hitting these three.
00:11:08We don't even need to swap.
00:11:10Oh, Rick.
00:11:14In between.
00:11:15Just in between the two.
00:11:16What you just did, in between.
00:11:20Yes.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:25Okay.
00:11:26Okay.
00:11:31Go, just go.
00:11:32I don't care.
00:11:33Yes.
00:11:35We got money.
00:11:37That's money.
00:11:38That's fucking wham.
00:11:391.2K.
00:11:40That's so easy as well.
00:11:411.2K.
00:11:42It's going to come on his face now, isn't it?
00:11:44Oh, that's the one.
00:11:48You've got to get there.
00:11:50Come on, the box, Joseph Wellerino.
00:11:52Mate, he almost died, hasn't he?
00:11:53Yes.
00:11:54No.
00:11:55That's good, though.
00:11:57That's good.
00:11:57That's fine.
00:11:58Harry.
00:11:59No, I'm riding the esophagus.
00:12:01Yes.
00:12:01Harry, if you can chest that and keep it in the air
00:12:03and juggle it.
00:12:04I'm trying to do.
00:12:05It just feels like I'm being shot at.
00:12:06It just doesn't feel like you're really trying, mate,
00:12:08at this point.
00:12:11Yes.
00:12:11That's it.
00:12:12I'm going to give that.
00:12:13Yes.
00:12:14That was a great game.
00:12:15Yes.
00:12:16Well done.
00:12:16Thanks for the time and the experience.
00:12:18Right, we're in the round, boys.
00:12:20Hey, guys.
00:12:21We're in Doha, Qatar.
00:12:23And there are some really beautiful places here.
00:12:28As you know, Visit Qatar are sponsoring the charity match,
00:12:30and they're giving you guys in the UK
00:12:32the opportunity to win the trip of a lifetime.
00:12:34Three nights in Doha, five-star hotel,
00:12:37insane food, and crazy experiences.
00:12:41To enter, click the link in the description.
00:12:44Good luck.
00:12:44One, two, two, two.
00:12:56Who wants it?
00:12:57I want it.
00:12:58Go for it, for a moment.
00:12:58You can do this.
00:12:59I want it.
00:13:03He's pelted it.
00:13:05He's pelted it.
00:13:05He's pelted it.
00:13:09$500.
00:13:10That's all right.
00:13:10That's all right.
00:13:11We can live with that.
00:13:12Do you want to score a volley?
00:13:13Yeah, I think you've got one of them in your locker, mate.
00:13:15How hard is that?
00:13:16I can give it a go.
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:18All right.
00:13:19We'll do the weighted vest, please.
00:13:21There you go.
00:13:22Fuck it.
00:13:23Oh my.
00:13:2560 kg.
00:13:27I'm going to be wearing my body weight.
00:13:28Oh my God.
00:13:29I'm wobbling.
00:13:30I'm literally wobbling.
00:13:31Simon's legs are going to snap
00:13:33on the way over to the pitch here.
00:13:34Oh, oh, good.
00:13:36All right, go on, Vik.
00:13:38Oh, it's not bad.
00:13:39That genuinely was more power than his normal one.
00:13:42Ha, ha, ha.
00:13:44Yes.
00:13:46Oh, unlucky.
00:13:47Oh, it's so close.
00:13:50We were so close.
00:13:51Fuck's sake.
00:13:54Oh, this is horrible.
00:13:57Okay, let's get it.
00:13:59Oh, there we go.
00:14:00Go on, son.
00:14:01Oh, back to China.
00:14:03That's a beautiful, beautiful ball in, though.
00:14:05Right, you've got this, Chad.
00:14:07I've got this.
00:14:08It's De Bruyne.
00:14:09I just want to play.
00:14:10Come on.
00:14:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, you scumbag.
00:14:12Have no fear, Vik, star.
00:14:17Oh, fucking hell.
00:14:18My ankles.
00:14:19You have to stay up.
00:14:20Yeah.
00:14:21Ah, Vik, I'm going to get injured.
00:14:22Be careful, guys.
00:14:24Theo Baker might get a call-up
00:14:25to the charity match after this.
00:14:27The weight of 60 kg and the world on his shoulders.
00:14:30Oh, fuck.
00:14:31I gave you the line, as well.
00:14:32Line, and you need to turn it.
00:14:34Vik, you just had my ball.
00:14:35Yeah.
00:14:38My strength is over 9,000.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:44Oh, good save.
00:14:49Yes, no.
00:14:50No.
00:14:51Look, it's easier to see this way.
00:14:53Oh, shit.
00:14:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:58Sorry.
00:14:59That's not what you wanted.
00:15:00Oh, yeah.
00:15:03Oh, that's good.
00:15:05No, I can't make it back.
00:15:06Help me.
00:15:07Go on, Vik.
00:15:08Someone help me.
00:15:10Simon carrying the weight of 60 kg
00:15:12and also his entire team on his shoulders there.
00:15:15Oh, oh.
00:15:16He's not hit one in a while.
00:15:18Thanks.
00:15:19We'll get there.
00:15:20I'm getting fucking RSI in my leg.
00:15:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:15:25Yeah, go on, then.
00:15:26You know what?
00:15:26I'm not chipping it.
00:15:27I'm just going normal again.
00:15:29Oh, fuck off.
00:15:29We have fun.
00:15:33It's not great, I don't think.
00:15:34Good work, guys.
00:15:35Proud of you.
00:15:35You know what?
00:15:36It puts us joints first.
00:15:37Joint first, second.
00:15:38Joint second.
00:15:39No, this was a mistake.
00:15:40This was such a mistake.
00:15:41Why aren't we doing this?
00:15:42This is your specialty, being blind.
00:15:45Being blind.
00:15:45Take your glasses off.
00:15:46We don't even need the blindfolds.
00:15:48Yeah, sure, let's do it.
00:15:49Let's do the maze.
00:15:50Mahrez.
00:15:51Yes.
00:15:53Why am I just...
00:15:54You're a great defender.
00:15:56Phenomenal.
00:15:58Go on.
00:15:59No.
00:16:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:02That's gone over.
00:16:03He kept that out.
00:16:04That's gone over the line, no?
00:16:05No.
00:16:06I feel like he knows deep down.
00:16:07All right.
00:16:08How are you going to dribble?
00:16:09Okay, let's go.
00:16:10Keep going forward.
00:16:11I actually don't think I've ever blown an air horn
00:16:13in my life.
00:16:18This doesn't usually...
00:16:19Right, I just want to point out
00:16:20this doesn't usually happen.
00:16:22I don't know why you're like this sometimes.
00:16:27At least I wasn't right at the end.
00:16:29I think when we try this again,
00:16:30you should dribble.
00:16:31Yeah?
00:16:31What was that, Chris MD?
00:16:33He's farting again.
00:16:39No, no, no.
00:16:40Don't do that.
00:16:41No, we need it.
00:16:43Well, that was a bad choice.
00:16:45I did tell you it was a bad choice of a challenge.
00:16:47Yeah, the football quiz we could have done,
00:16:48like a weighted vest.
00:16:49We needed that.
00:16:50I needed that.
00:16:51When I needed it most,
00:16:52it was not there for me.
00:16:53Should we have a quick look at the scores, everyone?
00:16:54We're all around the 1,000.
00:16:56Oh, wow.
00:16:57You're very close.
00:16:58Very close to the score.
00:16:59Wow.
00:17:00Well, now it's a fence.
00:17:00Thai massage in it.
00:17:04Okay.
00:17:05Is it that expensive?
00:17:06Anyway, now is a great time
00:17:08to move on to our next challenge,
00:17:10in which you have to save a penalty
00:17:12from a Premier League player.
00:17:14Oh, wow.
00:17:15Now, you'll all get a go,
00:17:16and if anyone saves the penalty,
00:17:17you get 500 pounds for your teeth.
00:17:19Okay.
00:17:20All right.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21Should we find out who the player is?
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:23Sure.
00:17:24Let's do it.
00:17:25Is it Jonjo Shelby?
00:17:25Have I found him?
00:17:28Fresca time.
00:17:30Bitch, I'm hesky.
00:17:32Who would like to try and save a penalty
00:17:33from Emile Hesky?
00:17:34Jon, first.
00:17:35No, no, no.
00:17:35No one first.
00:17:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:38Yeah, we're first.
00:17:38Yeah, you're first in the leaderboard.
00:17:40Go on, Fez.
00:17:41Go on, Fez.
00:17:42Come here.
00:17:43Let's have it.
00:17:46Get in his head.
00:17:47Get in his head.
00:17:48Get in his head.
00:17:52No, you.
00:17:53No, you've got no idea.
00:17:53It would be really embarrassing to have me save a penalty.
00:17:56You should play that game.
00:17:58Come on, then.
00:17:59Come on, then.
00:18:00It's not allowed.
00:18:03Come on, look big.
00:18:04He's got to look big.
00:18:05Could you touch that?
00:18:07No!
00:18:09That was such a big leap to touch the ground.
00:18:12Yeah.
00:18:13Oh.
00:18:16Oh, he's sliding.
00:18:18He's going into the ice.
00:18:19I don't think we're saving anything.
00:18:20He's a big goal.
00:18:21He's a big goal.
00:18:22He's a big goal.
00:18:23Well done.
00:18:24Well done.
00:18:24Loser, loser.
00:18:25All right, Joe Weller up next.
00:18:26Joe, come on.
00:18:28Good luck, mate.
00:18:28Good luck.
00:18:29You're going to need it.
00:18:30Go on, Joe.
00:18:31On your line, please.
00:18:33Keep up.
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:35He's going six for six.
00:18:36Safety off.
00:18:37Oh.
00:18:38Oh.
00:18:39You could have got that one.
00:18:42You could have got that one.
00:18:43You could have got that one.
00:18:44He's making it look easy.
00:18:45Unlucky, Joe, mate.
00:18:47Good effort, though.
00:18:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:48You got near it.
00:18:49You got near it.
00:18:50Good for that.
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:52What if it's to save it, instead?
00:18:53Yeah, keep going.
00:18:54Yeah, keep going.
00:18:55We're going until someone's.
00:18:56Yeah, okay.
00:18:57He looks like a goalkeeper, at least.
00:18:58We've got someone.
00:19:00Oh!
00:19:01No!
00:19:02Yes, yes, yes!
00:19:03He's had it!
00:19:04He's had it!
00:19:04Yes!
00:19:05No, Peps!
00:19:06No!
00:19:07No!
00:19:08That's fucking risky!
00:19:09Show me the money.
00:19:09No!
00:19:10No!
00:19:11Yes!
00:19:12Well done!
00:19:13Did he, be honest, did he tell you where he was going?
00:19:15No!
00:19:16Really?
00:19:17No, I literally said to him.
00:19:18Oh, risky.
00:19:19He said, how much is in it?
00:19:20I said, 50 pounds.
00:19:21He said, how much do you get for saving?
00:19:22I said, 500.
00:19:23He went, oh.
00:19:24Nevermind.
00:19:25And he went, I'm gonna put this top left.
00:19:26He didn't tell me!
00:19:27Once again, providing for the team.
00:19:29I said it to Josh.
00:19:30He's gone that way twice.
00:19:31He's going the other way.
00:19:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:33Who does Josh remind you of?
00:19:35Minecraft character?
00:19:36I don't know.
00:19:37Steve.
00:19:38Fucking Steve.
00:19:39The creeper.
00:19:40Steve in between the stairs.
00:19:41You might do it.
00:19:42You might do it.
00:19:43Oh!
00:19:44Oh my God!
00:19:44Oh my God!
00:19:45Oh my God!
00:19:46No way!
00:19:47That was...
00:19:48That was good.
00:19:49Oh wait!
00:19:49Wait, wait, wait!
00:19:50Oh my God!
00:19:51Wait!
00:19:52It was off his line.
00:19:53It was off his line.
00:19:54Retake.
00:19:54It's a goal.
00:19:55It's a goal.
00:19:56He's gonna get sacked in now.
00:19:58Oh!
00:19:59Oh!
00:20:00Yes!
00:20:01Way to go, Hensky!
00:20:01Yes!
00:20:02Chris!
00:20:03I hope you don't kill yourself, mate!
00:20:05Real power trick.
00:20:06A real power trick there.
00:20:08He's tipped it onto the post and he looked gorgeous.
00:20:11You will speak to me in a calm
00:20:12and collected tone, please, Ethan.
00:20:14Go on.
00:20:14That little red fucking brick here.
00:20:17I'm going to shove it so far up your fucking ass
00:20:19that it's going to come back out of your throat.
00:20:21You keep telling me.
00:20:22Yeah, I'm enjoying this.
00:20:23I'm not even taking this as dissent.
00:20:24Then, I'm going to...
00:20:25Enjoy it.
00:20:26Then, I'm going to...
00:20:27Right.
00:20:27Yeah?
00:20:28Surely then.
00:20:29That is...
00:20:30That man has so many issues.
00:20:32It's untrue.
00:20:33You've got this.
00:20:38Oh!
00:20:40It's down!
00:20:41It's down!
00:20:42Who called it off the line?
00:20:43In Bunny's side-message video.
00:20:45Zek, you know where to go.
00:20:49Oh!
00:20:50Yeah!
00:20:54Vikstar has just saved an Emil Hensky penalty.
00:20:57What world are we living in?
00:20:59Let's go!
00:21:00It so nearly went through my legs.
00:21:01I told him where to go as well.
00:21:03That was excellent.
00:21:04That was a millimetre away from going through my legs.
00:21:07He's contributed today.
00:21:09Wow, well done.
00:21:10Well done.
00:21:10That's true, no?
00:21:11Our referee should go and go for one.
00:21:13Yeah, yeah.
00:21:13I can go for one.
00:21:14Yeah, put the ref.
00:21:15Referee can go and go for one.
00:21:16See what he can do.
00:21:17Whistle.
00:21:20Oh!
00:21:21He's all wrapped.
00:21:22He's got my head, but it's all wrapped.
00:21:23That's £500.
00:21:24I'll take it.
00:21:25My PayPal.
00:21:26I'm heartbroken.
00:21:27Right.
00:21:28Thank you so much to Emil.
00:21:28That's £1,000 to the blue team.
00:21:29Everyone else, continue with your challenges.
00:21:32All right.
00:21:33Let's go, Hazmataz.
00:21:33We had a plan the whole time.
00:21:34We knew where he was going.
00:21:35Did no one else get money?
00:21:37No.
00:21:38We just gave £1,000.
00:21:38Does he count as a member of the team?
00:21:40John?
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42No.
00:21:42You've got to go do it to Vik now.
00:21:44Go do it to Vik now.
00:21:46Well, don't make him wait.
00:21:47Don't make him wait.
00:21:48Yeah, I'll chat to him.
00:21:49Simon, what one are you doing?
00:21:51The maze blindfolded.
00:21:53Oh, fuck me.
00:21:56Yeah, now I've...
00:21:57Wait, where has he hit you?
00:21:58In the hamstring.
00:22:00In the hamstring.
00:22:01I'll show you a broom.
00:22:02I'll show you a broom.
00:22:03Don't fucking try, Vik.
00:22:04Where's my hamstring?
00:22:05It's not my arm.
00:22:06I did it point, fucking, in the flame.
00:22:08I've been raw hamstring.
00:22:10Not raw arm.
00:22:11No, shut up.
00:22:12Try again.
00:22:13Vik, I did it from your arm.
00:22:15Kick it again into my...
00:22:16I'll show you the broom.
00:22:17Vik, stop.
00:22:18I did it from your arm.
00:22:20All right, let's get it.
00:22:21Let's get it.
00:22:22Ah.
00:22:26Ah!
00:22:27Oh!
00:22:28Oh!
00:22:29We did it!
00:22:30Yes!
00:22:31Come on!
00:22:31I'm sorry.
00:22:32I'm sorry.
00:22:33I'm sorry.
00:22:34I'm sorry.
00:22:35I'm sorry.
00:22:36It's like, goodbye.
00:22:37But we did it.
00:22:38We did it.
00:22:39We did it.
00:22:39We did it.
00:22:40Come on.
00:22:41These two, I think these two seem like they actually care.
00:22:43Harry, just because he likes being outside.
00:22:46And Joe, because I think he actually
00:22:48would quite like the money.
00:22:49750 pounds!
00:22:51Oh!
00:22:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:22:53When everyone here...
00:22:55You what?
00:22:56What's this all about?
00:22:56Open when everyone...
00:22:57And it's given me...
00:22:58Oh, hang on.
00:22:59Do I need to do this?
00:23:03Yes!
00:23:04Yes!
00:23:05Yes!
00:23:06We've had an air horn.
00:23:07An air horn in your box?
00:23:09Did you get money?
00:23:10We got 750 pounds.
00:23:11Wait, they got money?
00:23:12Joe and Harry have just won a challenge.
00:23:14And they've opened this box.
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:16And there was something in it.
00:23:17Oh!
00:23:18So now, Joe, would you like to see what was in the box?
00:23:21Okay.
00:23:22Here we go.
00:23:23Right.
00:23:24Joe, what's that?
00:23:25What is this?
00:23:26Joe, what is that?
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Joe Weller!
00:23:29Joe Weller's in the charity box!
00:23:31Yes!
00:23:32Yes!
00:23:33Yes!
00:23:33Yes!
00:23:34Yes!
00:23:35Yes!
00:23:36Yes!
00:23:37Yes!
00:23:38Yes!
00:23:38Yes!
00:23:39Yes!
00:23:40In a much more less eventful note,
00:23:44Chris, you're also in.
00:23:45Yes!
00:23:46Yes!
00:23:47Yes!
00:23:49Hello, Chris.
00:23:49Hey, Chris, man, well done.
00:23:50Mate, well done.
00:23:51Hey, hello.
00:23:52No way!
00:23:53Hey, Chris, well done, mate.
00:23:54Oh, that's awesome.
00:23:55Cool.
00:23:56Oh, that's very swirled on Joe.
00:23:57Thank you, Chris.
00:23:58Hey, Chris, I've done a challenge.
00:24:00Yeah, can we carry on?
00:24:01We ran our fixed star.
00:24:02I ran our fixed star.
00:24:03You what?
00:24:04You ran?
00:24:05And you missed it.
00:24:06Yeah, of course.
00:24:07That was the point.
00:24:08Go for it.
00:24:08Oh my God!
00:24:09What?
00:24:10Are you serious?
00:24:11Two grand?
00:24:12Two grand?
00:24:13Oh my God.
00:24:13Two grand?
00:24:14That's just sweet, sweet bottom.
00:24:16Two grand to hurt my arm.
00:24:18Bam!
00:24:19All right, well, we're going to go carry on.
00:24:20Yeah, continue.
00:24:21Bro, they just won a grand.
00:24:22We won two.
00:24:23Do you want a new one?
00:24:24Crossbars.
00:24:25Again?
00:24:26No, I can't.
00:24:27Ready?
00:24:27Yeah, let's go, let's go.
00:24:28All right.
00:24:29Forward.
00:24:32Keep going forward.
00:24:33I've lost the ball.
00:24:33Yeah, it's all right.
00:24:34It's just in front of you.
00:24:35A little bit further forward, it's fine.
00:24:37And you're like, a little to the right.
00:24:39Think I've lost the ball.
00:24:40Yeah, just keep going forward.
00:24:40You'll feel it, yeah, there.
00:24:42Yeah, now it's between your legs like that, yeah.
00:24:44Forward and right.
00:24:45Can you reach Ronaldo's header?
00:24:47Oh, yes, you can, Ronaldo, drop it.
00:24:48Wait, whilst wearing moon shoes?
00:24:51Are those trampolines that were available
00:24:53when we were kids?
00:24:54I'm down for that.
00:24:55Remember those?
00:24:56Remember those things, mate?
00:24:56You should do that.
00:24:57Let's give it a crack, let's give it a crack.
00:24:58Okay, let's go.
00:24:59Okay, yeah, keep going straight.
00:25:02Oh!
00:25:03Got him!
00:25:04Got him!
00:25:05Ref!
00:25:06Ref!
00:25:07Ref!
00:25:08Ref!
00:25:09Look, I don't have eyes everywhere.
00:25:11I've got no officials today,
00:25:12so I'd appreciate if you'd give the referee
00:25:14a little bit of credit.
00:25:16He's trying to do his job.
00:25:17We've got to start again.
00:25:18I didn't see it.
00:25:19You didn't see it?
00:25:20Marcus.
00:25:21Patrick.
00:25:22I've smashed a gnome up today,
00:25:23and he's the second one that I'm going for,
00:25:26but that goal, probably, that goal
00:25:27is about to get fucking...
00:25:28Can you give us money if we smash up Chris M. D. or something?
00:25:33Ethan, if I distract the ref, just go and slide him.
00:25:36Harry, fuck off.
00:25:36We're not, we're not, we're going to the referee challenge.
00:25:38We're not, we're not, I promise, I promise, I promise.
00:25:40Do you think you could ever reach out?
00:25:42Even in members?
00:25:43I don't think I could.
00:25:45How's your whistle doing?
00:25:47What's happening?
00:25:48What's happening?
00:25:49Ethan, no!
00:25:50What's happening?
00:25:51Please don't!
00:25:52Ethan, you've already abused us for two grand.
00:25:54You've already abused us for two grand.
00:25:56Don't make it any more.
00:25:58Don't make it any more.
00:25:59You keep dribbling, Simon.
00:26:00I can't.
00:26:01I don't know where the ball's gone.
00:26:02Simon, follow my voice, Simon.
00:26:03What's happening here?
00:26:04That is so high.
00:26:05Dribble.
00:26:06Dribble the football.
00:26:07Oh, the football.
00:26:08Simon, dribble the football, go on.
00:26:11Who's just got their head in my arsehole?
00:26:13We didn't do anything.
00:26:14Someone's head entered my arsehole.
00:26:17I felt hair.
00:26:18The pins didn't actually go in.
00:26:20Some people would pay for that.
00:26:21Did he just say he hit a GoPro?
00:26:24Oh, low.
00:26:25All right.
00:26:25I'm used to crossbar hitting.
00:26:26All right.
00:26:27Oh, my foot's fucking done, mate.
00:26:30It's so done.
00:26:32Oh!
00:26:34Okay, it's our closest one so far.
00:26:36We're getting there.
00:26:37I'll give this a crack, go on, why not?
00:26:38Oh my God.
00:26:39This is going to end in tears.
00:26:40Wait, I'll take the boot,
00:26:41your footie boots off.
00:26:42Them and the Sparco gloves are quite a look.
00:26:45This is not going to end well, mate.
00:26:46I want to see what it's actually like
00:26:47without boots, ready?
00:26:48Oh, fucking hell.
00:26:52Mate, that is actually outdated.
00:26:54You might need the boots.
00:26:55Bloody snorting man.
00:26:56You might need the boots.
00:26:57All the way.
00:26:59How has he done that?
00:27:00A shoulder to lean on.
00:27:03Are you fucking serious?
00:27:05Shut up, ChrisMD.
00:27:06Oh, this is awful.
00:27:07No, I've got this, don't you worry.
00:27:08Help me.
00:27:11I hate this.
00:27:12It's such a waste of time.
00:27:14No, no, you've got,
00:27:15they're all miles away.
00:27:16Little more to the right
00:27:17and then straight for quite a long way.
00:27:19Not in my sweet little body.
00:27:20Got it.
00:27:21He's on my,
00:27:22you're not helping.
00:27:23You're not helping,
00:27:24you're not helping.
00:27:25Focus, Harry, just focus, mate.
00:27:30Why have you got your police baton
00:27:31in your pocket, Joe?
00:27:32Fucking hell.
00:27:33Help me out.
00:27:36Stable me, sir.
00:27:38Stable me.
00:27:39Yeah, that's it.
00:27:40You're good.
00:27:41I can't see you, Vikkster.
00:27:42Yeah, the voice.
00:27:43Directly forward.
00:27:44Yeah!
00:27:46You've done it.
00:27:47Yeah!
00:27:48We are earning money
00:27:49in the saddest way possible.
00:27:52Fucking hell.
00:27:54That's Josh back.
00:27:55Shanked it, shanked my bod.
00:27:58All right, I think my hamstring's gone.
00:27:59That's what I can feel,
00:28:00that's what I can feel.
00:28:02Money.
00:28:03500, man.
00:28:04It's not great.
00:28:05It's not great.
00:28:06500.
00:28:07Ah!
00:28:09We need some money.
00:28:09What's going to be money?
00:28:10Halfway line goal.
00:28:12I can do that.
00:28:12Yeah, you are the halfway goal guy.
00:28:14Yeah, let's do a halfway line goal.
00:28:15How am I going to?
00:28:16You'll never get near them.
00:28:18I can't, Harry, mate.
00:28:20You've got this.
00:28:21This is all you.
00:28:23All you.
00:28:23Oh!
00:28:24I don't know about this.
00:28:25I'm going to die!
00:28:26He's going to freaking
00:28:27snap himself.
00:28:28I'm going to die!
00:28:29You need to want this enough, Harry.
00:28:31What?
00:28:32You've just got to touch it with his head, right?
00:28:33Yeah, just, yeah.
00:28:33That simple challenge
00:28:35of touching it with his head.
00:28:37Oh, gosh.
00:28:38Oh, gosh.
00:28:39What is this?
00:28:39Keep going.
00:28:41Oh, my Lord.
00:28:43Oh, no.
00:28:44I'm seeing an injured limping bazinga.
00:28:47What are you doing?
00:28:48I hit the fucking stanchion just below it.
00:28:50Did you?
00:28:51But now my hamstring's gone.
00:28:52Oh, no.
00:28:54I've got a swollen ankle and a hamstring now.
00:28:56Careful.
00:28:57I've done,
00:28:58I played a match Friday night.
00:28:59I played Sunday 90 minutes
00:29:01and now I'm kicking a ball.
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:03At a fucking GoPro.
00:29:04My legs are killing me.
00:29:05The ground's too soft.
00:29:07It's bloody like boggy shite.
00:29:08Wait, hang on.
00:29:09Do you reckon I can do all this to the road?
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:14It's got to be here.
00:29:14Not to worry.
00:29:16Us Algerians don't give up that easy, mate.
00:29:19What the hell are Simon and Vik doing?
00:29:21Poor Vik.
00:29:23It's just like a bring your kids to work day
00:29:25for Simon, isn't it?
00:29:27Yep.
00:29:28Oh.
00:29:30Fuck.
00:29:31Are we talking like inches away?
00:29:33We're talking almost a foot away.
00:29:34Oh, really?
00:29:35Yeah.
00:29:37Am I even getting like,
00:29:39I don't know.
00:29:40I don't know if a run up like,
00:29:41like fucking,
00:29:42I'm talking 20 meter run up.
00:29:44But I'm going to die.
00:29:46Whoa.
00:29:47Yeah.
00:29:50Oh, yeah.
00:29:51That's the closest you've been.
00:29:52Here he goes.
00:29:53My team, mate.
00:29:57Oh.
00:29:58Did that just hit the line?
00:29:59It was on the line.
00:30:00All right, a little more.
00:30:01What's the,
00:30:02what's the challenge?
00:30:03Score from the halfway line without it bouncing.
00:30:05Oh, nice.
00:30:06I'm actually washed since the first charity match.
00:30:08He does, he does this.
00:30:09He's, he drops this in videos
00:30:11and then he scores a hat trick again.
00:30:13Oh, so close,
00:30:15but still no cigar.
00:30:19Oh.
00:30:26Oh.
00:30:27Oh my God.
00:30:28Oh my God.
00:30:30Oh my,
00:30:31it's literally slightly higher and it's there.
00:30:35Oh shit.
00:30:36Shit, Harry.
00:30:37Harry, no.
00:30:38I'm so sorry.
00:30:39That was, that was awful.
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41That's probably worst case scenario.
00:30:42We almost got it.
00:30:43I'm sorry, mate.
00:30:44I will say,
00:30:45I will say.
00:30:46Oh, wait.
00:30:47No, no, no, no.
00:30:48No.
00:30:49No, get your hands off this.
00:30:50This.
00:30:51The way the game's gone.
00:30:52It won't.
00:30:53I will just be the defend.
00:30:53No.
00:30:54I'm bringing a blocker
00:30:56for the defender now.
00:30:57Go on, son.
00:30:59Yes.
00:31:01Let's go.
00:31:02Hit it.
00:31:03Hit it.
00:31:04Hit it soon.
00:31:06Here he goes.
00:31:10Ref.
00:31:11Ref, we did it, ref.
00:31:12What are you doing?
00:31:14Father.
00:31:18What's happened here then?
00:31:19The game is the game
00:31:20and we can't help what the defender did.
00:31:22You know what I mean?
00:31:23Do you know what?
00:31:24I think it's quite inventive.
00:31:25I'm going to give you that.
00:31:26Yes.
00:31:28Let's go.
00:31:29All right, here we go.
00:31:32That's surely it.
00:31:35No.
00:31:36No.
00:31:37Fuck.
00:31:38All right, hit that football.
00:31:39Fucking smash it to smithereens.
00:31:41Boom.
00:31:42All right, we're changing the crossbars.
00:31:46Oh.
00:31:47Oh, are you fucking joking?
00:31:48Oh.
00:31:49That's that perfect top bin.
00:31:49Oh.
00:31:50Get the comfort astros back on.
00:31:52I think I need to hit that there.
00:31:54Ah.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:56Oh, what's he doing there?
00:31:57Straight for the knob.
00:32:00What are you doing?
00:32:01See, I'm almost careful there.
00:32:02Almost slipping with you.
00:32:04Don't worry, it happens.
00:32:05Right.
00:32:07Harry.
00:32:09If this is 50 quid, I'm going to be fuming.
00:32:11Yeah, this is good.
00:32:12I've put my life on the line for this thing.
00:32:13At least 1,000.
00:32:14Yes.
00:32:16Well in.
00:32:17That is close.
00:32:18Do you want to beat the referee to quiz?
00:32:19Is that not an easy one?
00:32:20I think that's easy.
00:32:21That's an easy one.
00:32:22Okay, let's beat him.
00:32:22Josh, mate.
00:32:23It's done.
00:32:24Because you're hitting it.
00:32:25Yeah, right there, yeah?
00:32:26Boom.
00:32:31No, that was a roll mark.
00:32:32All right, Josh.
00:32:33See that?
00:32:34You're hitting it.
00:32:35Yeah.
00:32:36No long ting.
00:32:38Oh, fuck off.
00:32:39Waiting for the win.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:45That's it.
00:32:45That's it.
00:32:47Yes!
00:32:48We had to wait for the win.
00:32:50Finally.
00:32:52We're actually not, we're not far behind.
00:32:54And we're now ahead with 1,000.
00:32:57Yeah?
00:32:57Yeah, yeah.
00:32:58Not bad.
00:32:59750.
00:33:00We're in the lead now.
00:33:01Oh, are we?
00:33:023.95.
00:33:02Let's go.
00:33:04If you don't hit this.
00:33:05Yeah?
00:33:06You're a paedophile.
00:33:09I've got no choice.
00:33:10You've left me no choice.
00:33:16I've just got tendencies.
00:33:21Okay, question one.
00:33:22It's a back and forth.
00:33:23So the first one of you to get one wrong.
00:33:25Well explained.
00:33:26The other person.
00:33:27Does that make sense?
00:33:28Name a Premier League team that's never been relegated.
00:33:32Everton?
00:33:34Yes, that's correct.
00:33:35What?
00:33:35Let's go.
00:33:36Arsenal.
00:33:37Arsenal, that's correct.
00:33:38Oh, look.
00:33:39You just go until you get one wrong.
00:33:40Oh, really?
00:33:41Yeah, sorry.
00:33:42Okay.
00:33:43No.
00:33:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:44I meant to go back.
00:33:45What I meant, right, is you say what he says.
00:33:47Liverpool.
00:33:48Talking back to the ref.
00:33:49No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:49No, no, I'm the ref in this game.
00:33:51I'm the ref in this game.
00:33:52Liverpool.
00:33:53He said Liverpool.
00:33:54That's right.
00:33:55What was your one?
00:33:56Liverpool's not fucking right.
00:33:57It is.
00:33:57Is it?
00:33:58It is.
00:33:59That's his point.
00:34:00You claimed it was wrong and it wasn't wrong.
00:34:01Yes!
00:34:02Yes!
00:34:02If you don't hit this,
00:34:04Emil Heskey is going to bum you in the showers.
00:34:11If you don't hit a GoPro, Faith dies.
00:34:15You've left me no choice.
00:34:20Yes!
00:34:22I love my wife!
00:34:23Faith is alive!
00:34:24I love my wife!
00:34:25She's alive and well.
00:34:26I love my wife!
00:34:27She's alive and well.
00:34:28Yes!
00:34:29Yes!
00:34:30I'm not a paedophile and I love my wife!
00:34:32You're a slight paedophile.
00:34:34I just think about it sometimes.
00:34:36What have you done?
00:34:37Hit the GoPro.
00:34:38You hit the GoPro?
00:34:39From out of the area.
00:34:40Took us fucking forever, though.
00:34:41Please be nothing.
00:34:42Hey!
00:34:43750 potatoes.
00:34:45Who scored the fastest hat-trick in Premier League history?
00:34:49You know, buddy.
00:34:50Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank.
00:34:51Ooh, not a bad guess.
00:34:52Michael Owen?
00:34:53No, Sadio Mane.
00:34:54Ah!
00:34:56Which player scored the most goals
00:34:58in a single FIFA World Cup?
00:35:00Fellain?
00:35:01No.
00:35:02Oh, Maradona?
00:35:03No.
00:35:04Emil Heskey?
00:35:05No.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:06You know.
00:35:07Think of back in, think back in, like.
00:35:09Back in the day.
00:35:10No, no, not too far back.
00:35:11Oh, I know who it is.
00:35:12He knows who it is.
00:35:13I know who it is.
00:35:13Minnesota's close, though.
00:35:14He's got it right!
00:35:15Minnesota!
00:35:16Come on!
00:35:17Do you want to score a goal from a volley?
00:35:19So, I volley at the crossbar.
00:35:21You just stand there, goal-hanging.
00:35:22And hope it bounces off to you.
00:35:23Yeah, we'll give it a go.
00:35:24Yeah?
00:35:25Yeah.
00:35:26Which player has made the most appearances
00:35:27in the Premier League?
00:35:29Gareth Barry.
00:35:29Yeah, you got it right.
00:35:30Yes!
00:35:32As for you, Baz.
00:35:33Which club did Wayne Rooney score a hat-trick against
00:35:35on his Manchester United debut?
00:35:37Fenerbahce!
00:35:38Yes!
00:35:38He is!
00:35:39He is!
00:35:40One more for the win.
00:35:41Who was the first player to score 100 Premier League goals
00:35:44for two different teams?
00:35:48Go on, Sam.
00:35:49Come on, buddy.
00:35:51I'm going to have to call the clock on you
00:35:52if you don't answer soon.
00:35:53Go on.
00:35:55Incorrect!
00:35:56His time's up, his time's up.
00:35:58Alan Shearer.
00:35:59Is that it?
00:36:00Yes!
00:36:00Yes!
00:36:01We beat the ref!
00:36:02We beat the ref!
00:36:03We beat the ref!
00:36:04Yes!
00:36:05We could complete a lap of the pitch only hitting the ball.
00:36:08I mean, it just requires one of us crawling.
00:36:10Take it in turns.
00:36:11All right, let's see.
00:36:11Oh, we're in trouble.
00:36:12You were trying to get them back in the video, weren't you?
00:36:13But you took the-
00:36:14Whoa!
00:36:15Two down!
00:36:16Two down!
00:36:17Ow!
00:36:17They're miles out in front on 5,615!
00:36:21I want to do that.
00:36:23I want to do that.
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:25All right, next up, hit a drone out of the sky.
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:29Let's go.
00:36:30First try, guys.
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:31First try.
00:36:34Ollie!
00:36:37I don't think we can take that.
00:36:39I don't think we can take that.
00:36:40I can't lie, I didn't expect you to hit it.
00:36:43Okay, here we go.
00:36:46Oh, he's doing it!
00:36:47He's doing the thing!
00:36:50Harry!
00:36:52Sabotage that man!
00:36:54Harry, he's doing it!
00:36:58It's not worth it, though.
00:36:59The time will lose.
00:37:00I've got my eyes on him.
00:37:03Get the coin!
00:37:06No!
00:37:08It's quite unsporting.
00:37:09Yeah, he didn't touch him.
00:37:11That's allowed.
00:37:11I didn't touch him!
00:37:12That's allowed.
00:37:13What?
00:37:14It's fine.
00:37:15He's touched me!
00:37:16It's a contact sport.
00:37:16Fuck you.
00:37:18How are we getting sabotaged every challenge?
00:37:21He's missed the ball.
00:37:22I haven't been sabotaged every challenge.
00:37:24I haven't seen any sabotaging yet.
00:37:25You literally watched the coin.
00:37:27No, if the crisps had connected with your head,
00:37:30I would-
00:37:31They did!
00:37:32They hit my head.
00:37:33Well, did they, though?
00:37:34Yeah, we can punt that out of the sky, right?
00:37:39All right.
00:37:40I'm going for it.
00:37:41Surely we just will!
00:37:43Whoa!
00:37:44Look at that, I mean!
00:37:45Ready?
00:37:46Oh, sorry, thank you.
00:37:47Well, uh.
00:37:49Oh, this might be harder than we thought, actually.
00:37:53Whoa!
00:37:54Josh, you scored these.
00:37:56All day.
00:37:57Yeah?
00:37:58You hit them.
00:38:04Yes!
00:38:04Yes!
00:38:05Too far over the bar!
00:38:06You could have just tucked in the ball corner!
00:38:08Yeah, I was trying to!
00:38:09I was on this side.
00:38:12I reckon lock in.
00:38:13Let's talk about this now.
00:38:14Vik, you're going to have to head
00:38:15to the rest of the time.
00:38:17Bike's broken.
00:38:18Just, yeah, those are the ones.
00:38:20I'll go back off.
00:38:21I'll go back off.
00:38:22Sorry, ref, sorry, ref.
00:38:23Not liking that at all.
00:38:24I think something just fell.
00:38:27I didn't see anything.
00:38:29These are the ones.
00:38:30This is the technique, watch this.
00:38:32That was a good one, that was a good one!
00:38:33He's actually kind of cooking here.
00:38:35I think I've broken my glasses.
00:38:37All right, here we go.
00:38:38Ow!
00:38:39Oh, why is it hurting?
00:38:41Yes!
00:38:41Oh!
00:38:42Oh, I thought this would be much easier than it was!
00:38:44Weak foot.
00:38:45Weak one's a weak foot, all right.
00:38:46Yeah, because it's hurting, it's hurting my leg.
00:38:49Yes!
00:38:50Oh!
00:38:50Oh my God, that was inching!
00:38:52This is why you don't get me back on your channel,
00:38:54isn't it?
00:38:54Yeah, I'd have been great at this one as well.
00:38:55I've embarrassed myself.
00:38:58Do you know what?
00:38:59Can you imagine going back 15 years
00:39:01and just like showing this to yourself
00:39:03and saying, this is going to be your full-time job
00:39:06in 15 years time?
00:39:07I don't think I'd be on this earth.
00:39:08Someone saying, this is going to be your career progression.
00:39:10Yeah, I'd have been straight off to Switzerland.
00:39:12Are you having fun, guys?
00:39:13Oh, this is a great football challenge.
00:39:17I had a doubt.
00:39:18Yeah, we might have stage three concussion,
00:39:20but you're going to get at least 500 pounds.
00:39:22We just have to make it to the tire.
00:39:24I got this one.
00:39:25Yeah?
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:28Simon, you really should have carried that ball
00:39:29for longer on your head.
00:39:30Shut the hell up.
00:39:31One more!
00:39:33One more.
00:39:36Yes!
00:39:37Chris?
00:39:38Happy?
00:39:39Yeah, well done, guys!
00:39:39If that's less than 1,000, I have to crash him.
00:39:43Get there, ha!
00:39:44Get where?
00:39:45It's really weird, it's hard to work out how it's going to bounce.
00:39:47It does feel like the energy is a bit low over here, guys.
00:39:50Yeah, we've been trying to do the same shit for a while.
00:39:51At least 1,000, or I'm sad.
00:39:52Buddy!
00:39:55Awesome, it was almost worth it.
00:39:57I don't know if it's going to make a difference.
00:39:58What are we on?
00:39:59We're second place.
00:40:01Should we do the tire?
00:40:02Yeah, the tire.
00:40:02Score a goal through a tire, that's rolling.
00:40:03There's a chance, there's a tiny chance.
00:40:05Right, Bez, I've kidnapped faith again.
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:07Get there.
00:40:08Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:40:09Oh, yeah.
00:40:10Oh, okay.
00:40:11What a shit idea this is, eh?
00:40:13What a shit.
00:40:14Ah!
00:40:15Little dink.
00:40:17Go on, I'll score the volley.
00:40:21Read it and weep, Melvin,
00:40:22because he's going to hit it and I'm going to score it.
00:40:27Oh.
00:40:30Come on!
00:40:33Good clear.
00:40:34Stop laughing, it's really hard.
00:40:35Yeah, no, if in doubt.
00:40:37Oh, go away, Chris MD.
00:40:39What are you doing?
00:40:40Shut up, he's just brought in the winger.
00:40:42It's good play, that.
00:40:43Oh my God.
00:40:45Oh my God.
00:40:47All right, yeah, yeah.
00:40:48Here we go.
00:40:49Here comes that tire.
00:40:52Ah!
00:40:53Aye, this is going to be hard.
00:40:54This is going to be hard.
00:40:55Honestly, just roll it from like there.
00:40:57Go on, Vik.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:41:01Oh, let's!
00:41:02Aye!
00:41:04Okay, okay.
00:41:05He's done it.
00:41:05You just do that, but that.
00:41:06This is fun though, isn't it?
00:41:07You having fun?
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09I think this is the epitome of it.
00:41:10I've never had much more fun.
00:41:15All right, let's get my toes ready,
00:41:17because I thought I was just going to bounce.
00:41:18Come on, you're athletic.
00:41:19You're strong.
00:41:19You score, Joshua.
00:41:20Can you score?
00:41:24Yeah, I'm here.
00:41:24Go here, what do you want?
00:41:25I just wish it came back.
00:41:27Come on, Harry.
00:41:28It's on you.
00:41:30No.
00:41:31For fuck's sake.
00:41:32Do we admit defeat on this?
00:41:33Oh, I don't know.
00:41:34I don't know if that's our mentality.
00:41:36Ah!
00:41:41The game is the game, surely?
00:41:42Hang on, hang on.
00:41:43Wait, wait, wait.
00:41:44Drop me the ball, drop me the ball, drop me the ball.
00:41:45The ball went up, the drone came down.
00:41:48It killed.
00:41:49The drones have...
00:41:50Yeah!
00:41:51Look at this then.
00:41:52The drone has come down.
00:41:53It's going.
00:41:54Look at the airflow of the ball that went past it,
00:41:57and then both of them came down.
00:41:58Yes!
00:41:58What have we got?
00:42:01That's decent.
00:42:01That's decent, brother.
00:42:02That is decent.
00:42:05Right, as there was a little bit of uncertainty
00:42:07on the drone challenge there.
00:42:08Well, not in our books.
00:42:09Not in our books.
00:42:09Okay, well, in the referee's book,
00:42:11I think you get 300 pounds
00:42:13instead of the full budget on that one.
00:42:15That's too skushed, isn't it?
00:42:16I think it's 1,200.
00:42:17Oh my God.
00:42:18Water, what we could have had there.
00:42:19We didn't see it.
00:42:20Did you hit a drone?
00:42:21Yes.
00:42:22A drone hit a drone?
00:42:23Did you hit a drone?
00:42:24A drone hit a drone.
00:42:25Or did the drone-tions cause the drone to hit?
00:42:28Shall we have a quick look at the scores, everyone?
00:42:30So Joe and Harry, Miles in the lead at the moment.
00:42:32And then the other two are,
00:42:33the two stinky teams are still on 4,900.
00:42:37But now there's another chance to do a group challenge.
00:42:40So we're going to go into a challenge
00:42:42where every time you shoot,
00:42:44a keeper gets added.
00:42:45That sounds familiar, doesn't it?
00:42:47For every goalkeeper you score past,
00:42:48you get a hundred pounds.
00:42:49Let's go.
00:42:51Could we please have the blue team
00:42:53taking first against one keeper?
00:42:55You're going against one.
00:42:56Go on, Vik.
00:42:57Go on, Vicky boy.
00:42:58Get it, get it, get it.
00:42:59Oh, kill him.
00:43:00Oh, kill him.
00:43:01Pow.
00:43:02Pow.
00:43:03You know what?
00:43:03I rate the pow, yeah.
00:43:05Unlucky.
00:43:05Unlucky, mate.
00:43:06Let's go with the green team, shall we?
00:43:07Me, me, me.
00:43:08Go on, Harry.
00:43:09Round the shore.
00:43:11Yeah, beautiful.
00:43:12Okay, okay.
00:43:13I was going top bins.
00:43:14It's me.
00:43:15Go on, Zerkaa.
00:43:16This man has been practising.
00:43:18Here he goes.
00:43:19On the beaches of the Maldives.
00:43:20He's got spaghetti legs.
00:43:21Look at them calves, look.
00:43:23Ugh.
00:43:24Go on, Zerkaa.
00:43:24Freshly shaved.
00:43:25That's good.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Good man.
00:43:28Yeah, okay.
00:43:29You horny devil.
00:43:31Right, we're going to add in another goalkeeper now.
00:43:33Can we add in the Liverpudlian goalkeeper?
00:43:36Pudlian?
00:43:36He's at the pub.
00:43:38Liverpudlian.
00:43:38Liverpudlian.
00:43:40Now what you do is you put it down the middle.
00:43:41It's called the divorce shot.
00:43:44It is.
00:43:45Divorce.
00:43:45Oh, is it?
00:43:46They can't pick a side.
00:43:47Yeah, yeah.
00:43:48He knows he's got a divorce.
00:43:49I hope he is.
00:43:50I hope he is.
00:43:50Child divorce, child divorce.
00:43:51What the hell?
00:43:52Orphan, orphan.
00:43:53Yeah, Daniel will be absolutely what's going for it.
00:43:55That's it, Simon.
00:43:56Oh.
00:43:58Backed in.
00:43:59Yeah.
00:44:00Beautiful.
00:44:01All right, let's go.
00:44:02Oh, he's got a rifle in.
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:08I tried to divorce them.
00:44:09No, no, it's all right.
00:44:10She's married.
00:44:11Under the judge said.
00:44:12No custody today.
00:44:13If he scores this,
00:44:15your team has taken the lead in this challenge.
00:44:17Yeah, light work.
00:44:18100, 100.
00:44:18Ethan has half a leg right now, so it's fine.
00:44:21That ass is so flat.
00:44:23Love that corner jump.
00:44:24Dang it, Ed.
00:44:25He's not scoring this one, mate.
00:44:26Let him know.
00:44:27No chance.
00:44:28That's it.
00:44:29Oh.
00:44:29Oh, no.
00:44:30Oh, no.
00:44:31It's a succulent.
00:44:32Oh.
00:44:33Oh, it's cold.
00:44:34I had to make that.
00:44:34Toby's turned up.
00:44:35Oh, it's cold.
00:44:36Oh.
00:44:37Another goalkeeper, I think.
00:44:38Oh.
00:44:39Come on, Ed.
00:44:40You've got 12-year-old boots on.
00:44:43Oh.
00:44:44Oh, yeah.
00:44:45Unlucky, unlucky.
00:44:47You made it sound so paedophilic.
00:44:49That's exactly what I meant.
00:44:50These lot, they're having a mother's meet.
00:44:51They're not complicated.
00:44:53Divorce them.
00:44:53Divorce them all.
00:44:54Divorce them, Harry.
00:44:55No threesomes round here.
00:44:57Oh.
00:44:58Oh.
00:44:59Oh, save.
00:45:00Save.
00:45:01That's my mentor.
00:45:02Unlucky.
00:45:03Unlucky, mate.
00:45:04Unlucky.
00:45:05That was beautiful.
00:45:06That's good.
00:45:06Uh.
00:45:07No chance.
00:45:08Oh.
00:45:09Oh.
00:45:10Unlucky, sir.
00:45:11Good effort, mate.
00:45:12Oh, what a keeper.
00:45:14Yes.
00:45:15Get the headset off a little.
00:45:16He's going to break the headset.
00:45:17A hundred quid for the headset.
00:45:18Who's this bloke?
00:45:19We've all only scored one.
00:45:21He's listening to VAR.
00:45:22That's not fair.
00:45:23He's listening to music.
00:45:24Where the hell do I owe?
00:45:25Go on, Mini Minter.
00:45:27He's 43 years old.
00:45:30Oh.
00:45:31Oh, save.
00:45:31Save.
00:45:32Good save.
00:45:33Boys, we're finished.
00:45:34We're done.
00:45:35We're done.
00:45:36We've done three goalies only, mate.
00:45:37Ah.
00:45:40Yes.
00:45:40Yes.
00:45:42Yes.
00:45:43He's done it.
00:45:44He's done it.
00:45:45Well done.
00:45:45Well done.
00:45:47Not the green team.
00:45:48Come on.
00:45:49It's almost like he's spotted a wig link.
00:45:50Yeah.
00:45:51Come on, Benz.
00:45:53You're pretty healthy.
00:45:53Don't agree.
00:45:54Don't agree.
00:45:55It's all in your head.
00:45:56Imagine it.
00:45:57Oh.
00:45:58Oh.
00:45:59Oh.
00:45:59Yeah.
00:46:00I think you are.
00:46:01I think there's an obvious person to aim for.
00:46:03Yeah.
00:46:04Yeah.
00:46:05They're on 200.
00:46:06They're on 200.
00:46:06We're on 100.
00:46:07One more keeper, please.
00:46:08He did.
00:46:09He did.
00:46:10Oh, there.
00:46:11There.
00:46:12Good lady.
00:46:13Big star.
00:46:14Get your knob out.
00:46:15Big star.
00:46:15Big star.
00:46:16Oh.
00:46:20Get it out.
00:46:21Oh, that went out.
00:46:22All right.
00:46:22Go on, Harry.
00:46:23Get your arse out.
00:46:24Wait, what?
00:46:25Right.
00:46:26Turned from a chant to a demand.
00:46:27He's just a full-time.
00:46:29This is going in.
00:46:30I'm telling you.
00:46:30He's going in.
00:46:31You know where he's aiming.
00:46:32Look at this.
00:46:33Finish him.
00:46:34Oh.
00:46:35Oh.
00:46:35Oh.
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:37Oh.
00:46:38Is that called UG?
00:46:39Fucking crawling on the floor.
00:46:41I've broken my glasses.
00:46:45Can I try them on?
00:46:45He's broken them.
00:46:46Why?
00:46:47They're really small.
00:46:48They're really, really small.
00:46:49Which one?
00:46:50Who wants it?
00:46:50Oh, my God.
00:46:52The TikTok edits right now.
00:46:53Oh.
00:46:54Oh, no.
00:46:55Can you see?
00:46:56I want you to know no one was watching.
00:46:57Yeah.
00:46:58Yeah.
00:46:59I couldn't see.
00:47:00Somebody put some glasses on.
00:47:01Sorry.
00:47:02Simon's going to rascal out this ball.
00:47:03Go on.
00:47:04Simon.
00:47:05Time to smash it.
00:47:06I'll let him have it.
00:47:07Time to go back to Simon's sleep.
00:47:08Come on.
00:47:08Come on in.
00:47:10I don't know what time it is.
00:47:13Oh.
00:47:13He's going to smash it.
00:47:15Oh, my God.
00:47:16Oh.
00:47:16Oh.
00:47:17Oh.
00:47:18Oh.
00:47:19No.
00:47:20That's my sweet prince.
00:47:22What have you done?
00:47:24He's come to take our money.
00:47:26Oh.
00:47:27Big John.
00:47:28Big John said no.
00:47:29Big John.
00:47:29He said no.
00:47:30Big John.
00:47:31Big John says no.
00:47:32I don't want to embarrass myself,
00:47:33so I won't do that.
00:47:34Oh, he's bantering with him.
00:47:35He's trying to put them off.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:37Big John.
00:47:38Big John.
00:47:40I hate the middle.
00:47:41I cut you off.
00:47:41Oh, here we go.
00:47:42Here comes Trouble.
00:47:43Here comes Trouble.
00:47:45And it's Big Star to let them know.
00:47:47Hit it.
00:47:48Hit it.
00:47:49Hit it.
00:47:50Yes.
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:53Oh.
00:47:54Come on, Harry.
00:47:55Oh.
00:47:56Oh.
00:47:56Oh.
00:47:57Boom.
00:47:58Oh.
00:47:59Oh.
00:48:00Yes.
00:48:01Yes.
00:48:02Beautiful.
00:48:02That's how you do it.
00:48:03Beautiful.
00:48:04How, how do they do it?
00:48:05That was crazy.
00:48:06Josh, aim at that one.
00:48:07Josh, Josh, aim at that one.
00:48:07Josh, aim at that one.
00:48:09Josh, aim at that one.
00:48:10Aim for the small man who's clearly not a goalkeeper.
00:48:13It's a member of the crew that's been forced in.
00:48:15Yeah, it's over there, look.
00:48:16Look.
00:48:18Standing in front of him.
00:48:20John's actually standing in front of him.
00:48:21Will you help?
00:48:22Oh, John.
00:48:23We're all protecting him.
00:48:24No, it's okay.
00:48:25There's some camaraderie.
00:48:28Oh.
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:29Unlucky, mate.
00:48:30All right, bring in the final keeper.
00:48:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:34Oh, no.
00:48:35Oh.
00:48:36Oh.
00:48:36Oh.
00:48:37Oh.
00:48:39Oh.
00:48:40Oh.
00:48:41It's a scurfing game.
00:48:42It's so good.
00:48:43It's a scurfing game.
00:48:44Eight men couldn't stop him.
00:48:45One smart, one not hard.
00:48:47Where did we go?
00:48:48I don't know where we went.
00:48:51That penalty spot is knacking.
00:48:52It's like two mounds under fire.
00:48:54It's a trench.
00:48:56Can I hang him out?
00:48:57He can't hear anything right now in his head.
00:48:59Oh.
00:49:00Oh.
00:49:01Oh.
00:49:02He's done it.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04He's done it.
00:49:06That was a close one.
00:49:07Well done.
00:49:07Last shot at a hundred pounds.
00:49:10Anyone want to put a hundred that he scores?
00:49:12I don't think he does.
00:49:13I'll bet a hundred that he scores.
00:49:15What is this?
00:49:15Oh, they're trying to paint.
00:49:16Chris, you see that?
00:49:17You see that?
00:49:18Yeah, a hundred that he scores.
00:49:19Wait, wait, what?
00:49:20They mugged him off.
00:49:21No, please!
00:49:22Yes!
00:49:23Put it in!
00:49:23Put it in!
00:49:24Put it in, quick!
00:49:26Quick!
00:49:27Come on, I'm sure we'll get that.
00:49:29Oh!
00:49:29Oh!
00:49:30Oh!
00:49:31He missed, he missed, he missed!
00:49:32I've lost a hundred quid, I'm sorry.
00:49:34No!
00:49:34I know, I've lost a hundred quid.
00:49:36A hundred quid's a lot of money.
00:49:37You owe me nothing, I'm sorry.
00:49:38What?
00:49:41Because we won a hundred pounds.
00:49:42That is three hundred to the blue team,
00:49:44three hundred to the green team,
00:49:45and two hundred to the yellow team.
00:49:46Yeah!
00:49:47Yes!
00:49:48So nothing's changed.
00:49:49No, but we evened it up with them.
00:49:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:51Okay, let's go back to the tire.
00:49:52Oh, fuck.
00:49:53Head the ball ten times into a bin.
00:49:55Do you want to do that?
00:49:56So like one, two, three, four.
00:49:58Is that hard, yeah?
00:50:00Let's do a practice, let's do a practice.
00:50:01Yeah, to even see if we can do it, yeah.
00:50:02Yeah, so Ethan, do you want to do anything?
00:50:04Oh, he's eating food?
00:50:06Is it a sad time now?
00:50:07If I feed you, can I get some money?
00:50:12We can do this.
00:50:13Do you reckon?
00:50:13We can do this.
00:50:14Okay, where's the bin?
00:50:15We're back on the tires.
00:50:16A little breather.
00:50:18Okay, it's time to go.
00:50:23Ah, it's too light.
00:50:24Get that tire coming back.
00:50:26Oh, God.
00:50:26Oh, God.
00:50:30I don't know if being that close is a good idea.
00:50:33I realise.
00:50:34All right, ready?
00:50:35Three, two, one.
00:50:37Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:50:38No, no, no, we'll get it, we'll get it, yeah.
00:50:42No, I need to have more power.
00:50:43Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry.
00:50:47Sorry.
00:50:48More power in the head, Harry.
00:50:49Morale's gone pretty low here.
00:50:50That's why I'm here, don't worry.
00:50:52Show me where it is, Josh.
00:50:55Fuck me.
00:50:57They're always like just so...
00:50:58Yeah, this is bleak.
00:50:59I want to kill myself.
00:51:00Yeah.
00:51:02That's for an hour.
00:51:06Oh, it's so fucking annoyingly close.
00:51:08We should never have had that break.
00:51:09I can't be fucked.
00:51:12We should never...
00:51:14As soon as you have food, it's like...
00:51:16I don't want to play.
00:51:19That's the one.
00:51:20That's the one that needs...
00:51:20That's the one.
00:51:27One, two, three.
00:51:32Eight.
00:51:35No!
00:51:36You're taking the piss.
00:51:37Mate, how is that just happening?
00:51:38One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
00:51:44Yeah!
00:51:46Come on!
00:51:47Lovely stuff, come on.
00:51:48Let's go.
00:51:49No, that's good.
00:51:50That was a quick challenge to do.
00:51:51That wasn't...
00:51:52We didn't waste too much time on that.
00:51:53Big money, come on.
00:51:55500.
00:51:56It's all right.
00:51:57It's all right, it's a little...
00:51:58For the time spent, it's all right.
00:51:59Yeah.
00:52:00I'll do it from here.
00:52:02No!
00:52:02He's done it!
00:52:06Let's go.
00:52:07My team, mate.
00:52:08My team, mate.
00:52:08If this ain't over a grand...
00:52:10Ready?
00:52:11Yes, please.
00:52:121,000.
00:52:132,000.
00:52:14Maybe 2,000.
00:52:16Yes!
00:52:17Money!
00:52:18We might win this.
00:52:20We have to take them.
00:52:21Oh my God.
00:52:21Seven grand, we're in the lead.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:23Are we...
00:52:24Can we just...
00:52:25What do we do?
00:52:26What do we do?
00:52:26I know you want to do that.
00:52:27Scoring every target.
00:52:29Oh, because I could just...
00:52:30Oh, because I could just luck this.
00:52:32Yeah, I could luck some of them.
00:52:33Yeah, let's go.
00:52:33Score a 35 yard free kick.
00:52:35Let's go.
00:52:36We can't...
00:52:37It's not going in.
00:52:38In my head, I was thinking we're like from here,
00:52:40to be honest.
00:52:41Yeah, should we do it about...
00:52:4125.
00:52:42No, yeah, we can do that.
00:52:43That's okay.
00:52:44Should we...
00:52:45Should we...
00:52:46Should we not do this one?
00:52:47Can we just do...
00:52:48Should we just scribble out the two and write a three?
00:52:49Or write the three and write a two?
00:52:50Can you give up on the challenge
00:52:52and just do it differently?
00:52:52Yeah, but now we're stubborn.
00:52:53Josh!
00:52:54Josh!
00:52:55Josh!
00:52:56Josh!
00:52:57I was talking.
00:52:57It was the perfect loop.
00:52:58It was.
00:52:59But it was far away.
00:53:00Yeah, but you could...
00:53:01You need to be on the spot ready to go.
00:53:07That's better though.
00:53:08I like that movement.
00:53:09That was good.
00:53:10Yeah, very good.
00:53:11All right, so we have to try
00:53:11and get every single one of these.
00:53:12See, I'll just go for the top.
00:53:13You go for the bottom.
00:53:14Okay.
00:53:15I'll just get anything.
00:53:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:17Oh, okay.
00:53:17All right.
00:53:18Oh!
00:53:22That went through!
00:53:23Yes!
00:53:24That went through!
00:53:24Yeah, spot in the middle.
00:53:25Spot in the middle.
00:53:26That went through.
00:53:27Yep, yep.
00:53:28This will turn into a fat piece of lard again
00:53:30if you don't hit a crossbar right now.
00:53:31I don't really have my...
00:53:32I feel like it's...
00:53:34Oh!
00:53:35Oh, what a finish!
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:38Ow, what a goal!
00:53:42I want to kill myself.
00:53:43I think I'd just go up and throw it at the crossbar
00:53:45and sort it in the edit.
00:53:46Yeah!
00:53:47Cut the angle.
00:53:50Oh yeah.
00:53:51No, Josh!
00:53:51Josh!
00:53:52Josh!
00:53:53Josh!
00:53:54Josh!
00:53:55Josh!
00:53:56Josh!
00:53:56Josh!
00:53:58You can't get better than that!
00:53:59You had 10 minutes to watch it!
00:54:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:54:05I ran too far in.
00:54:06I was too active.
00:54:08It threw me right off.
00:54:10But that gives you a bit of hope
00:54:11because that shows you...
00:54:12We can do it!
00:54:13It can be done.
00:54:17Yeah.
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:19Second from the left.
00:54:21Oh my God.
00:54:22I'll get that top right.
00:54:25Oh.
00:54:26Wow.
00:54:28Oh my God.
00:54:29Look at that, everyone.
00:54:31Easy.
00:54:31That looks really legitimate.
00:54:34We are cashing in the score at 25 yard free kick box.
00:54:39Come on!
00:54:40Let's go!
00:54:41Do you know how far out 35 yards is, by the way?
00:54:43It's still not 35 yards, thankfully.
00:54:45Oh, did you change it?
00:54:46No, it's just 25.
00:54:47The free kick was 35.
00:54:48I promise you it's 25.
00:54:49Yeah, but they've all agreed synonymously
00:54:51that it's ridiculous to do 35, so.
00:54:53No, it says 20.
00:54:55It says 35.
00:54:56I promise you it says 25.
00:54:58Should we have a look?
00:54:59I bet you 100 points, 100 quid, it says 25.
00:55:05It definitely says 25.
00:55:06Yeah, it is 25.
00:55:07Okay, let's have a look.
00:55:08We'll just make sure.
00:55:09We've got a score of 25.
00:55:11See?
00:55:12See?
00:55:16It does say 25.
00:55:19We've butchered their pitch.
00:55:23Yes!
00:55:24Woo!
00:55:25It bounced too much.
00:55:26Three crossbars in a row?
00:55:27Three crossbars in a row, guys.
00:55:28You hit two in a row.
00:55:29He's hit two in a row.
00:55:30Three crossbars in a row, yeah?
00:55:33Fuck off, man.
00:55:34Why does that happen?
00:55:38Oh!
00:55:39Woo!
00:55:40Woo!
00:55:43Bro cannot stop hitting crossbars today.
00:55:45Terrific.
00:55:46Oh, Vik!
00:55:47Let's see it, man.
00:55:48Through the hole.
00:55:49Yeah!
00:55:52Yeah!
00:55:54Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:55:56This is difficult.
00:55:58This is very difficult.
00:55:59Ow!
00:56:00What are you doing?
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:02No!
00:56:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:03Is there a, there's no rule against us
00:56:05both kicking at the same time, right?
00:56:07Okay, come on, Gareth.
00:56:09You got this.
00:56:10You got this.
00:56:11Oh!
00:56:12You've killed a man.
00:56:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:56:18Same time?
00:56:19Yes!
00:56:20All right, three, two, one.
00:56:22I don't know about this.
00:56:24Yes!
00:56:25Ha ha!
00:56:25Ah!
00:56:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:29It's fair play!
00:56:30Not on my watch!
00:56:32That was fair play, if ever I did see it.
00:56:34Come in here.
00:56:35And do it.
00:56:37And do it for me.
00:56:38Do you want to put the ball in front of us?
00:56:39Yep, sure.
00:56:40And we'll do the Ronaldo breathe in on the count of three.
00:56:44It's in front of you.
00:56:44You've got the ball.
00:56:45Okay, ready?
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:47All right, so, ready?
00:56:48Go on, Harry!
00:56:50Oh, you've run it.
00:56:51Yep, you've run into the ball.
00:56:56Yes, we needed that.
00:56:57New one?
00:56:58Yeah.
00:56:59Yes!
00:57:00Come on!
00:57:01Yes!
00:57:02Far right middle.
00:57:05Oh, yes!
00:57:07All right, now you've got to hit the rest.
00:57:10Oh, that's actually all right.
00:57:13Oh, fuck off, world!
00:57:15Universe!
00:57:17All the atoms that make me me.
00:57:19Why am I doing this?
00:57:21Why?
00:57:22We're just fucking stardust.
00:57:24And my stardust, my fucking little noodle brain
00:57:26is not telling my stardust to fucking do things properly.
00:57:29You're stardust.
00:57:30We're all just fucking made out of it, mate.
00:57:32We're fucking little weird atoms that evolved
00:57:34to fucking talk and yap and not be able to do things.
00:57:38I need that top left.
00:57:39I need to just, just hit the GoPro.
00:57:42Yes!
00:57:43Got top left!
00:57:44Yes!
00:57:44Yes!
00:57:45All right, five more.
00:57:46Five more to go.
00:57:48Yes!
00:57:49What did you get?
00:57:50Top right.
00:57:51Okay, so top right and top left are done.
00:57:53We need one more on the top.
00:57:54Third from left.
00:58:00But even that, he's not going to get it.
00:58:02Yes!
00:58:07Yes!
00:58:08But he just walks over to it.
00:58:10I can't get the power on it.
00:58:12I'm about to get up to no good, let me tell you that.
00:58:14I'll give him one more attempt.
00:58:16I'll give him one more attempt.
00:58:18They've got one more.
00:58:19To my left foot!
00:58:20They're trying to hit the post.
00:58:21What the fuck are they doing?
00:58:23Oh no, they've changed challenge.
00:58:25I think they've changed challenge.
00:58:26Yeah!
00:58:27They're going for the woodwork.
00:58:30Yes!
00:58:32Just hit the crossbar.
00:58:33How do I do this one?
00:58:34How do I do it?
00:58:35I chip it?
00:58:36Can he do it?
00:58:37Do I dink it or what?
00:58:37Just fucking hit the crossbar from the very spot, please.
00:58:42Yes!
00:58:46Yes!
00:58:54Yes!
00:58:55I don't care if it's within the half, I don't care.
00:58:58All right, come on, Vik.
00:59:01Yes!
00:59:02Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:59:04Two more!
00:59:05Both middle.
00:59:09Yes!
00:59:10Yes, one more.
00:59:11I bet it's a hundred pounds.
00:59:13Oh, god.
00:59:14That was nasty, guys.
00:59:16Oh, mate, we're getting battered.
00:59:17Oh.
00:59:18I told you, just calorie counts.
00:59:20Can we, every calorie we eat, we get a pound?
00:59:22No, you got the single on your team.
00:59:24That's an unfair advantage.
00:59:25I've got a morale plan for us.
00:59:26We go on a walk, get a drink and a snack.
00:59:29We find Jonjo Selvey.
00:59:31No one's found him yet.
00:59:31We need to get back in the game, that's all.
00:59:33I mean, our morale's very low.
00:59:34Jonjo wouldn't be out there, would he?
00:59:36Ethan, if there's anywhere in this place it would be,
00:59:38that's the first place I'd check.
00:59:39So, shall I follow?
00:59:42I might just look at your arse from below.
00:59:43Admire it.
00:59:44There's not much to it.
00:59:45There's not much to it, but I'd admire it anyway.
00:59:47Got good calves, though.
00:59:47Got a mouth for a mouthful.
00:59:51Oh, Jonjo.
00:59:52Is Jonjo up there?
00:59:53Jonjo!
00:59:58I hear a lot of noise.
00:59:59Bez!
01:00:00How do you like them balls in your fucking mouth?
01:00:03What are you and Jonjo getting up to up there?
01:00:04Bez, are you alive?
01:00:05Is Jonjo up there?
01:00:06Is Jonjo up there?
01:00:07Yeah!
01:00:09Jonjo!
01:00:10Jonjo!
01:00:12Now, you should just point to the sky
01:00:13like you've got a wand and just go,
01:00:15aah!
01:00:17Aah!
01:00:19No one can see his face, though.
01:00:21Yeah, that was perfect.
01:00:23Oh.
01:00:26Yes!
01:00:28Yes!
01:00:29Please, over a grand.
01:00:32Oh my God!
01:00:33Oh no.
01:00:35No.
01:00:38Right.
01:00:38500 pounds!
01:00:40Vandalism.
01:00:42That's a yellow card to Simon Mintz, I'm afraid, there.
01:00:45Vandalism of company property.
01:00:47That's minus 100 pounds.
01:00:48Oh.
01:00:49I hate to do it,
01:00:51but the laws of the game have to be upheld.
01:00:52All right, Buzigi!
01:00:54Yeah?
01:00:54Jonjo Shelby is worth...
01:00:57I don't know how much.
01:00:58I don't see it.
01:01:00I've seen.
01:01:01750!
01:01:0350 to climb around.
01:01:03Are we in the lead?
01:01:05Harry, I think you're going to have to do this one, mate.
01:01:07Let's move the wall over this way.
01:01:08This one's you, Harry.
01:01:11I reckon an in-swinger.
01:01:11Just believe in your heart.
01:01:12I'm going to do this.
01:01:13You're Guernsey.
01:01:15Somewhat inbred heart.
01:01:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:01:19Harry.
01:01:19What are you doing?
01:01:20Wait, wait, what's going on?
01:01:21Ow, whoa.
01:01:22Why would you want to hurt yourself like that?
01:01:24I just thought it'd be funny for the content.
01:01:27Come on, Harry.
01:01:29Use a bit of move.
01:01:30Yes.
01:01:31Oh!
01:01:32Oh!
01:01:33Oh!
01:01:34Oh!
01:01:34Oh!
01:01:35Oh!
01:01:36Oh!
01:01:37Oh!
01:01:38Oh!
01:01:39Oh!
01:01:40Yes!
01:01:41That was sensational, mate.
01:01:44Come on.
01:01:48What?
01:01:49What's funny?
01:01:51That doesn't look like a two.
01:01:52It looks like tape.
01:01:54Did you put the tape down?
01:01:56What'd you guys just do?
01:01:57Which one?
01:01:57We just scored a 25-yarder.
01:01:58Well, Harry did.
01:01:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:02:01You scored a 25-yard free kick?
01:02:02Yes.
01:02:03Yes.
01:02:04No, the referee did that.
01:02:05Why?
01:02:06No, no, no, no, no.
01:02:07What's happened?
01:02:08Oh, what's happened there?
01:02:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:10There's 35.
01:02:11No, no, no.
01:02:12The referee changed it, Simon Miniminter.
01:02:14We did have to change it
01:02:15because 35 yards was a bit silly, really.
01:02:19So we are now going to complete a three-legged lap
01:02:21of the pitch, yeah.
01:02:24Get your boot in there.
01:02:25Oh, oh.
01:02:27All right, let's enjoy ourselves, then.
01:02:29Let's get into it with them.
01:02:31So, yes.
01:02:33Yeah, man.
01:02:33Glasses.
01:02:34Oh, fuck.
01:02:36Piece of shit.
01:02:38The prize is 500 pounds.
01:02:41That's all right.
01:02:42500 pounds.
01:02:43That's a bit underpaid, isn't it?
01:02:44A little bit, yes.
01:02:45But I think because-
01:02:46Oh, complaining?
01:02:47No, whoa.
01:02:48About the integrity of the affair.
01:02:49No, no, no.
01:02:50Chris Hedges.
01:02:51Chris Hedges.
01:02:51Oh, he's broken the box.
01:02:52No, I didn't mean to do that.
01:02:53No, Chris.
01:02:54I didn't mean to do that.
01:02:55Chris.
01:02:56Look at this.
01:02:57This is my friend, Accordion.
01:02:58Oh, no.
01:02:59I'm afraid to say.
01:03:00That's disgusting.
01:03:00You've literally just broken the box
01:03:02in front of my very eyes.
01:03:05You want to go for your-
01:03:06Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:07I'll just do lobs.
01:03:08I'll move him.
01:03:09It's going to hit me in the face.
01:03:10The wind's fucking blowing it.
01:03:13Go.
01:03:16I think that might have hit him.
01:03:18Well, it didn't.
01:03:19Did I move out of the way?
01:03:21Potentially.
01:03:22I don't know.
01:03:23If you want to head,
01:03:24I can cross it into you and you can header it.
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:26Do you want to do that?
01:03:27Do you want to do that?
01:03:28Yeah.
01:03:29Yeah.
01:03:30Okay, cool.
01:03:30I reckon we could do that.
01:03:31All right.
01:03:32This is really sad.
01:03:33Josh, why are you looking over there?
01:03:34I'm barging into you.
01:03:35He's not walking with an E, mate.
01:03:36He doesn't know where his feet are going.
01:03:37Josh, look.
01:03:38Just fucking step on the white line.
01:03:40You're on the white line?
01:03:41Yeah.
01:03:42So come on it as well.
01:03:43What?
01:03:44One, two.
01:03:45One, two.
01:03:47One, two.
01:03:49Surely you have to just hit him as hard as you can
01:03:51in the nuts for content, don't you?
01:03:53How much money?
01:03:54That's my team, mate.
01:03:58Yeah!
01:04:00He's done it.
01:04:01And I didn't die.
01:04:03I knew I trusted you.
01:04:05I can't believe I didn't hit him.
01:04:07I think it's quite good that Simon was the one doing that.
01:04:09If that was like Ethan or Harry trying that.
01:04:11Oh, I wouldn't have let anyone else do that.
01:04:12I would not let any other member of the Sidemen do that.
01:04:15Fuck off, you prick.
01:04:18We like to eat dick.
01:04:21No, it's not.
01:04:22I don't like eating snacks.
01:04:24Let's go.
01:04:24It's going to be good fun.
01:04:25You know, for how long it took, that's all right.
01:04:28Yeah, true, actually.
01:04:28500 quids.
01:04:29All right, 500 quids.
01:04:30We'll take 500 quids.
01:04:31We are like clearly in the lead, right now.
01:04:32Yeah, but one challenge could get two grand.
01:04:34I know, I know.
01:04:35A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L.
01:04:45One, two, three.
01:04:48It's a sorry start, isn't it?
01:04:49Two.
01:04:50We could score five header goals as a partnership.
01:04:52Yeah, I'd like to do that.
01:04:53Especially to score right foot, left foot, and a header.
01:04:55Yeah, no, it's not.
01:04:55Edge of the area and a header could be forever.
01:04:57Yeah.
01:04:58We could do that.
01:04:59Yeah, fuck it.
01:05:00I like Skittles.
01:05:01I like Skittles, too, yeah.
01:05:04I like Jelly Tops, actually.
01:05:05Oh, do you know what I had last night?
01:05:06Fruit Gums.
01:05:07They were really nice, but they were quite sticky
01:05:08on the teeth.
01:05:09Or Fruitella.
01:05:10It's a bad man's sweet.
01:05:11Fruitella is a bad man's sweet, Joker.
01:05:13All right, you ready, Joe?
01:05:14Yes, mate.
01:05:15Cross number one.
01:05:19All right, did that hurt?
01:05:20Yeah.
01:05:21Yeah, got to be outside the-
01:05:22Ah!
01:05:23Ow, no, why is it making a really big fuck?
01:05:25It's like a sack of potatoes.
01:05:27No!
01:05:28Where's it gone?
01:05:29This isn't going to be nice.
01:05:30Oh, right, actually.
01:05:30No, no, Chris.
01:05:32No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:33Chris, why are you being like this?
01:05:35Chris, wait, mate.
01:05:36What am I getting yellow for?
01:05:37That was a serious dive I just saw right there.
01:05:40Unfortunately, I am going to have to book you for that.
01:05:43You hate to see simulation in the beautiful game.
01:05:46Oh, you're ugly, mate.
01:05:47Yeah, we're done.
01:05:48Ah, my fucking toe.
01:05:50Why do I not want to brake now?
01:05:52Ow!
01:05:55Afer, there's a chance there's two grand in it.
01:05:58You reckon, yeah?
01:05:59There's not many left.
01:06:00You ready?
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:03Fuck off, he is as well.
01:06:06Two grand, we're in the lead.
01:06:08We're winning, we're winning, we're winning.
01:06:11They just got two grand.
01:06:12For fucking what?
01:06:13For the three-legged fucking bullshit?
01:06:14I told you we should have done the three-legged race.
01:06:16I told you, register.
01:06:17All right, let's get hat-trick, play hat-trick.
01:06:19All right, Melvin, get yourself in goal.
01:06:20I'm about to bag a hat-trick.
01:06:21This man's got a fucking raging boner.
01:06:23I'd be worried.
01:06:24Get in goal now.
01:06:25I'd be really worried.
01:06:26Go on, right foot, let's see it.
01:06:30Okay, it's on target.
01:06:31Vic, I've got faith in you, you know?
01:06:32I know, but I'm just playing it to it.
01:06:33Your right foot's literally ripped.
01:06:38Mate, that is disgraceful.
01:06:41That's actually disgusting.
01:06:43That is disgusting.
01:06:45Got to do five of these.
01:06:47Oh yeah.
01:06:49Yes!
01:06:50All right, that's a helping.
01:06:51Yellow card for Big John for cheating, but that is a goal.
01:06:54Big John has got, his cold heart is warm,
01:06:57and he's let some easy ones in.
01:06:58Let's go, Harry.
01:07:02Hey, hey.
01:07:03I'm scared to plop my foot.
01:07:06Fucking pow!
01:07:10Well, put that away.
01:07:12Pow!
01:07:14Stupid left foot.
01:07:16Pow!
01:07:20Oh, I'm so knackered.
01:07:21I'm so knackered.
01:07:29Shit.
01:07:31There we go.
01:07:32All right, header, header, header, header, header.
01:07:34Header, header, header.
01:07:35Okay.
01:07:37Ah!
01:07:38Go on, Vic.
01:07:40Go on, Vic.
01:07:44Good effort.
01:07:48Yeah!
01:07:49He did it!
01:07:50He scored the header.
01:07:51Simon's done everything, but I don't care.
01:07:54What did you do?
01:07:55Perfect hat trick.
01:07:56Oh, they've done it.
01:07:58Score the perfect hat trick, please.
01:08:02Yeah, but no, smash the box.
01:08:03Smash the box.
01:08:04I know you want to.
01:08:05750.
01:08:08Oh.
01:08:09Oh, is it final challenge?
01:08:10How's your head?
01:08:11Mate, not great.
01:08:12It looks red.
01:08:13It looks very red.
01:08:14Feet aren't well.
01:08:15Head's gone.
01:08:17Do you want me to try a few headers?
01:08:18Yeah, maybe.
01:08:18Right.
01:08:19Let's have a quick run of the scores.
01:08:21So, oh dear, Harry and Ethan are on 7,000.
01:08:24Well, thankfully it's not Harry and Ethan,
01:08:25you fucking numpty.
01:08:26Harry.
01:08:27No, no, no.
01:08:28We can't lose any.
01:08:29We can't lose any.
01:08:30We can't lose any.
01:08:32Why?
01:08:33Be a good man.
01:08:34What do you mean you can't lose any more money?
01:08:35You shouldn't talk to him like that.
01:08:36Because the two stinkers are at the bottom of the table,
01:08:38we're going to not take away any money.
01:08:40Harry and Daryl on 7,000.
01:08:41We will then have Ethan and Josh on 8,000
01:08:45and Vikstar and, actually, no, it's just Simon on 8,000.
01:08:49Right, we are now moving into another group challenge.
01:08:51We are going to do elimination shots.
01:08:54Now, the ball launcher is going to fire the ball in
01:08:56and you will have to control the ball
01:08:58and score from the edge of the box.
01:08:59If you then score, then the next person has to score
01:09:02or they get eliminated.
01:09:04Okay.
01:09:04The team that wins gets 1,000 pounds.
01:09:06Okay, go.
01:09:07Okay, let's go, chum.
01:09:08Unless it's the green team, because I fucking hate them.
01:09:10If I stick it somewhere cool, like, can I get two grand?
01:09:13That's weird.
01:09:14I reckon if he can get that onto Harry
01:09:18without Harry noticing.
01:09:19Yeah, I'll give you 500 quid
01:09:20if you can get that onto Harry without noticing.
01:09:22Onto his back, or like?
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:24Oh, touch, mate.
01:09:25Touch.
01:09:26Yeah, here, here, I'd say.
01:09:28I think Chris just pick an order, right?
01:09:30Yeah.
01:09:31Order!
01:09:32Oh, look, that's why I'm into this shit, mate.
01:09:33I don't know if I can grip on the ground.
01:09:35Oh, yeah, you've got no fucking-
01:09:36He's on Chris.
01:09:37Chris, we're good to go.
01:09:38What is, what, I have a question.
01:09:39What is that?
01:09:40Right, um, what's what?
01:09:42Ah!
01:09:43Ah!
01:09:44Wait, what happened there?
01:09:45Where's my fist?
01:09:46Where's my face?
01:09:47He's dying.
01:09:47He's dying.
01:09:48He's, he pushed my fist into his face.
01:09:51Simulation.
01:09:52Oh, Harry, you okay, mate?
01:09:53Wait, go on, help him up.
01:09:55Oi!
01:09:56Wait, wait, you're not able.
01:09:58That's two simulations.
01:10:00You can't, you can't.
01:10:01I am-
01:10:01Referee!
01:10:03He just gribed my bum.
01:10:06I wish.
01:10:07I have made my decision,
01:10:08and unfortunately, I'm going to award the yellow team
01:10:11500 pounds for managing to put a sign on Harry's back
01:10:15without him noticing.
01:10:17What do you mean?
01:10:18What do you mean?
01:10:19It says-
01:10:20Why did you say, give it to me?
01:10:21Give it to me!
01:10:22Ah!
01:10:23Yay!
01:10:24Got him!
01:10:25Right, blue team,
01:10:26would you like to go first in this challenge?
01:10:27Go on, Vik, start, mate.
01:10:28Go, go, go, go.
01:10:29Yeah, go for it.
01:10:30Yeah, go on, mate.
01:10:31So what's this?
01:10:32So you've got-
01:10:33Wow!
01:10:34Touch.
01:10:34Oi!
01:10:35Fuck!
01:10:36This is going to be difficult.
01:10:37Yeah.
01:10:38Right.
01:10:39Touch.
01:10:40Oh, it's lovely.
01:10:40Oh, it's in.
01:10:41It's really in.
01:10:42Can the ball go into the area?
01:10:44Yeah, I think so.
01:10:45Yeah, okay.
01:10:45You can touch it into the area.
01:10:46Oi, go on, Harry!
01:10:47I think so.
01:10:48Oh, not too far, though.
01:10:49Me, me, me, me, me!
01:10:50Go on.
01:10:50Oh, stinky.
01:10:51Stinky poo poo, Harry.
01:10:52Let's go, Vik!
01:10:53Go on, Vik!
01:10:54He's sticky, boy!
01:10:56If he scores-
01:10:57I don't know.
01:10:57Let it go.
01:10:58Oh, Vikki Bokker-Johnson.
01:11:01Whoa!
01:11:03Oh!
01:11:04Oh!
01:11:05Oh, that-
01:11:06Did you get it?
01:11:07Are you sure?
01:11:07I don't think-
01:11:08I didn't like-
01:11:09Look, he gave full launch-
01:11:10Oh!
01:11:11Get out!
01:11:12Get out of there!
01:11:13Lads, no one's scoring.
01:11:15I'm telling you.
01:11:16Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:16Oh, yeah, he is.
01:11:17Oh!
01:11:18Whoa.
01:11:19If he got it-
01:11:20You're lucky I didn't-
01:11:22Oh!
01:11:22He's asking to be hit.
01:11:24Oh!
01:11:25Oh!
01:11:26Oh!
01:11:27Oh!
01:11:28Oh!
01:11:29Oh, I can't believe it!
01:11:30He's come to him,
01:11:31and he's hit him right foot volley,
01:11:33and it's gone into the corner.
01:11:34But, by the way, if Harry does score,
01:11:36you have to score.
01:11:37No, no, if Harry scores, I'll sit out.
01:11:40Okay.
01:11:40You've got this.
01:11:41He tried for it.
01:11:42Yes, it's good time!
01:11:43Hey, you're-
01:11:44Yes!
01:11:45One out, one out, one out.
01:11:46You're out, Harry!
01:11:47You're out there!
01:11:48All right, here he goes.
01:11:51Oh!
01:11:52Touch!
01:11:53Touch me!
01:11:53I'll tell you what,
01:11:54you're mean.
01:11:55You're so mean.
01:11:56That's really out of order.
01:11:59100 pounds to John.
01:12:00That was funny.
01:12:01Come on, Josh.
01:12:02Josh.
01:12:03Good luck, Josh.
01:12:04Not going to be a goal in the Cybermatch this year,
01:12:07is there?
01:12:07Don't want to go on my shoulders.
01:12:08Legs go, Andy.
01:12:09Yeah, I'm really bad.
01:12:10Oh!
01:12:11Oh!
01:12:12Fucking hell, I've almost gone there.
01:12:14As in, I've almost come.
01:12:15Go on, Josh!
01:12:17Go on, Josh!
01:12:18Oh, get touched!
01:12:20Oh!
01:12:21That was for you!
01:12:22What the heck?
01:12:23Who am I?
01:12:24I'm off.
01:12:25Touch!
01:12:26That's it.
01:12:26That's it.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28No?
01:12:29No, no, no.
01:12:30It's a morale booster.
01:12:31If that was quick start, one, two, three,
01:12:33you'd be like, yeah!
01:12:33Yeah!
01:12:34Yeah!
01:12:35Yeah!
01:12:36Yeah!
01:12:37Oh, touch!
01:12:38No, that doesn't count.
01:12:38You're faster than Simon Sweeney.
01:12:39Simon's really fast.
01:12:40Come on, Joseph.
01:12:41Oh!
01:12:42That's where it lands.
01:12:43Hit it!
01:12:44Oh, you!
01:12:45Not me.
01:12:45Not me.
01:12:46I keep getting sided.
01:12:47For fuck's sake!
01:12:48Oh, referee,
01:12:49three points for that one!
01:12:50Go on.
01:12:51Go on!
01:12:52Go on!
01:12:53I'll tell you what, Vik, he's touching it.
01:12:55That isn't bad.
01:12:56Yeah.
01:12:56Not bad at all.
01:12:57A bunch of 30-year-olds hurting themselves.
01:12:59Oh, shit.
01:13:00Oh, cut.
01:13:00Shit.
01:13:01Oh, man!
01:13:02What?
01:13:05Right.
01:13:06Right.
01:13:07What do we do about this challenge now?
01:13:09No one scores shit.
01:13:11We're all so shit.
01:13:12I'm going to allow you to go inside the box.
01:13:13Yeah.
01:13:14Finish.
01:13:15That's crazy.
01:13:16Yes!
01:13:17Yes!
01:13:17Yes!
01:13:19That counts.
01:13:20That counts.
01:13:21That counts.
01:13:22Yeah.
01:13:22Allowed.
01:13:23Oh, yeah.
01:13:24Oh!
01:13:25Ref.
01:13:26Hang on.
01:13:27Hang on.
01:13:27Ref.
01:13:28Ref.
01:13:29Ref.
01:13:30So, are we taking these?
01:13:31I think that's got to be allowed.
01:13:32Yeah.
01:13:32That's a goal.
01:13:33That is a goal.
01:13:34Yeah.
01:13:35Yeah, look.
01:13:36That's okay.
01:13:37He's out.
01:13:37Oh, shit.
01:13:38To be fair, we have to.
01:13:39Yeah, we have to.
01:13:40We're all too naxed.
01:13:41We're all too naxed.
01:13:42The hamstring limps come out.
01:13:42We're all too naxed.
01:13:44Oh, here we go!
01:13:46Oh, here we go.
01:13:47The cotton guzzler.
01:13:48Oh!
01:13:49The cotton guzzler.
01:13:50No!
01:13:51No!
01:13:52No!
01:13:53Last chance, mate.
01:13:53Go on, Josh.
01:13:56Oh, striker.
01:13:57Yeah.
01:13:58Now, quickly.
01:13:58Finish it.
01:13:59Strike that puppy.
01:14:00No!
01:14:01Yes!
01:14:02Josh Sarkar!
01:14:03Josh Sarkar!
01:14:03Stiffest.
01:14:04Joe's got to score.
01:14:05Stiffest.
01:14:06Stiffest.
01:14:07Joe's got to score.
01:14:08What?
01:14:08What?
01:14:09Oh, yeah.
01:14:10I can't hear you, mate.
01:14:11No!
01:14:12Well, this doesn't.
01:14:13Oh!
01:14:13No!
01:14:14No!
01:14:15No!
01:14:16No!
01:14:17Yes!
01:14:18So, it's me and you.
01:14:18Get him walking!
01:14:19He's hanging on!
01:14:21How are you going to double the goal?
01:14:22Oh, no.
01:14:23It's me and Vik versus Josh.
01:14:24Get the willy out.
01:14:25I'm doing it, mate.
01:14:26I'm doing it now.
01:14:28I'm taking my trousers down,
01:14:30and I'm going to fucking.
01:14:33What's going on?
01:14:34It's puppy time!
01:14:36Right.
01:14:37It's mini-mini.
01:14:38No, it's done.
01:14:39Yeah.
01:14:40Oh, it's done.
01:14:41If that counts, so can you.
01:14:42Yeah.
01:14:43You can do that.
01:14:44You can tap it in.
01:14:45Touch it into the box and just slot it.
01:14:47Josh.
01:14:48Slot it!
01:14:49Oh, no.
01:14:50Wembley Stadium.
01:14:51Oh, yeah.
01:14:52Go on.
01:14:53Finish him!
01:14:54Oh, no.
01:14:55Jesus Mary Anthony.
01:14:57Sorry.
01:14:58You're still in.
01:14:59Vik's not still in.
01:15:00You're still in.
01:15:01Wait, do we play on?
01:15:02Yeah, yeah.
01:15:03It's you two, right?
01:15:04Do they?
01:15:05No.
01:15:06No, there's no point.
01:15:07Team, well done, Blues.
01:15:08Allez les Bleus.
01:15:09It went on too long.
01:15:10I had to go for it.
01:15:11Let's head back to the challenges.
01:15:12All right.
01:15:13Let's head back to the challenge.
01:15:14Third person.
01:15:15Yeah.
01:15:16Yeah.
01:15:17Oh, yeah.
01:15:18That'd be cool, wouldn't it?
01:15:19Do you want to do it?
01:15:20Yeah.
01:15:21Oh, we would today.
01:15:22All right.
01:15:23We're going third person.
01:15:24Vik's taking it.
01:15:25All right, Harry.
01:15:26You feel no pain.
01:15:27Let's go.
01:15:28You feel no pain.
01:15:29That's the one.
01:15:30Goalkeeper.
01:15:31Fuck.
01:15:32Got this, buddy.
01:15:33Fuck.
01:15:34Yes.
01:15:35Yes.
01:15:36Harry.
01:15:37No.
01:15:38No.
01:15:39Yeah, we're going back, so there's not many challenges left.
01:15:41I'm currently in talks to get Jared Bowen on FaceTime, which would complete that.
01:15:45Then we're just going to start back into the crossbar again.
01:15:47We're going to try and get three in a row.
01:15:49If we get that in the FaceTime, we've got a chance, haven't we?
01:15:52Yes.
01:15:53Dive.
01:15:54Yes.
01:15:55Yes.
01:15:56We're taking it.
01:15:57Well done, Harry.
01:15:58Ow.
01:15:59My head hurts.
01:16:00I know.
01:16:01I could switch it whenever, mate.
01:16:02My head aches.
01:16:03Yes.
01:16:04Yes.
01:16:05It is painful, isn't it?
01:16:07It is painful.
01:16:08It really is.
01:16:09It really hurts.
01:16:10Wow.
01:16:11I can see Vikstar's bald spot.
01:16:12Wow, this is so cool.
01:16:13Vik, I'm watching you play football.
01:16:14This is how I'm going to win.
01:16:15We're just going to cut this to VR porn at some point to throw him off as well.
01:16:16Yeah, that's crazy.
01:16:17Just someone getting their back blown out halfway through.
01:16:18You can watch yourself have sex live.
01:16:19Press the button.
01:16:20Well, if I had sex.
01:16:21That's true.
01:16:22Oh.
01:16:23Oh.
01:16:24Oh.
01:16:25Oh.
01:16:26Oh.
01:16:27Oh.
01:16:28Oh.
01:16:29Oh.
01:16:30Oh.
01:16:31Oh.
01:16:32Oh.
01:16:33Oh.
01:16:34Oh.
01:16:35Oh.
01:16:36Oh.
01:16:37Oh.
01:16:38Oh.
01:16:39You fucking have it.
01:16:40Yes, Shed.
01:16:41No.
01:16:42Ow.
01:16:43We can switch if you want.
01:16:44I want to switch.
01:16:45Yeah?
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47Okay.
01:16:48This can't be good for us.
01:16:49No, no, it's really not.
01:16:50It's really not.
01:16:51All right, come on, Joe.
01:16:52Yeah.
01:16:53Six months off your life.
01:16:54Okay.
01:16:55Okay.
01:16:56That's a penalty spot.
01:16:57Look to your right.
01:16:58Oh.
01:16:59Oh.
01:17:00Oh.
01:17:01Oh.
01:17:02Oh.
01:17:03Oh.
01:17:04Look to your right.
01:17:05Do you see the ball?
01:17:06That's on the penalty spot.
01:17:07Yeah.
01:17:08Okay.
01:17:09Vic?
01:17:10Okay.
01:17:11To win, basically.
01:17:12I think if you score one penalty.
01:17:13That's all we need.
01:17:14I'm trying to look as long as I can.
01:17:15Wait.
01:17:16Is that ten thousand?
01:17:17Oh, okay.
01:17:18I can see the goal.
01:17:19We only need four hundred.
01:17:20Wow.
01:17:21Come on, Vic, to win.
01:17:22Vic, no!
01:17:23What are you doing?
01:17:24I can't see the ball.
01:17:25My body's blocking the ball.
01:17:26Turn the corner off and start watching yourself.
01:17:27Wait.
01:17:28What if I do this?
01:17:29Wait, wait.
01:17:30Wait.
01:17:31It's fine.
01:17:32It's fine.
01:17:33Oh, it's a good effort, it's a good effort.
01:17:36He had to make a save, top bins.
01:17:38Oh, one more, one more.
01:17:39Oh, so you're taking the other one?
01:17:41No, we got, we had one at the start.
01:17:43I got two.
01:17:44Wait, did I only take one then?
01:17:46Yeah.
01:17:47So we're...
01:17:48Two more.
01:17:51All right, let's go Harry.
01:17:57Bro, we can't keep doing this to ourselves.
01:18:00Yeah.
01:18:01I'm going back to normal.
01:18:04Yeah.
01:18:05Go again.
01:18:06You scored that as well.
01:18:07That landed on the penalty spot.
01:18:08Damage in my brain.
01:18:11Go on.
01:18:12Yes!
01:18:14Beautiful.
01:18:14Let's go.
01:18:15One more.
01:18:16Please, please, please.
01:18:17Oh, he's about to cook.
01:18:19Oh my God, great penalty.
01:18:21Great penalty.
01:18:22Move back, move back.
01:18:23Where's my camera?
01:18:24There.
01:18:24My camera is flipped.
01:18:26Yes!
01:18:28Well done.
01:18:30Was it worth it?
01:18:31Was it worth it?
01:18:32Is your like brain hurt?
01:18:34Yeah, I can't really see that.
01:18:35Yeah, my head, yeah.
01:18:36I'm looking at the sky.
01:18:38Wait.
01:18:39Stay still, stay still, stay still.
01:18:40I'm upside down looking at the sky.
01:18:42Okay, you see the ball?
01:18:43Okay, yeah.
01:18:44Wait, wait, wait.
01:18:46He's done it!
01:18:47Did I score?
01:18:48He's done it!
01:18:52I didn't see it, I didn't.
01:18:5410,000 pounds to Simon and Vikkstar!
01:18:58Quick, open it, open the box.
01:19:00Open the box.
01:19:01Simon's in 10!
01:19:03He's done it!
01:19:05No!
01:19:06We need 1,200.
01:19:08That would have been all right to be fair.
01:19:09Let's do this.
01:19:10You still have to finish.
01:19:11Do we?
01:19:12Second place.
01:19:13Okay.
01:19:14Shit.
01:19:15Yeah, they've just hit 10,000.
01:19:15Oh no.
01:19:16Vikkstar cookery session just happened.
01:19:18Vikkstar with a top bin penalty.
01:19:20More gold in third person.
01:19:21Look at this guy.
01:19:22Go over to the yellow team.
01:19:24Wait, come with me.
01:19:25He just scored a top bin penalty like this.
01:19:27I didn't see where the ball went.
01:19:29That looks so cool.
01:19:30You must see this angle.
01:19:31Well, weird.
01:19:32I'm looking at, I feel like I'm Simon.
01:19:33Like you guys are really,
01:19:35you got finished.
01:19:36This is how Simon sees the world.
01:19:36Three crossbars in a row?
01:19:37We've got, we've lost brain cells, big time.
01:19:41You didn't have many to start off with.
01:19:42Oh, thank you, man.
01:19:43That's very kind of you.
01:19:44Right, should we do this then?
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:46Crossbars, three in a row.
01:19:47Is it fucking in a row?
01:19:48I think we can do it.
01:19:49Fuck me.
01:19:50Simon, can we pay you to come and help us?
01:19:53Yeah.
01:19:54Hit crossbars in a row.
01:19:55I'll try.
01:19:56Or if you hit a crossbar, volley it afterwards.
01:19:57Well, I don't know if it counts.
01:19:58Because like, we hate the green team, right?
01:20:00Does it count?
01:20:01Yeah, sure.
01:20:02What do you want?
01:20:02Three crossbars or crossbar volley?
01:20:04Three crossbars in a row.
01:20:07I'm an NPC.
01:20:16You ready for magic?
01:20:18Oh, shit.
01:20:20No.
01:20:23Yes.
01:20:24No.
01:20:25You're never doing this, are you?
01:20:27How are we presenting?
01:20:29Shut up.
01:20:30Three left.
01:20:31You've got to get three in a row.
01:20:33He hit it in the ground before it reached the goal.
01:20:36You don't hit the crossbar.
01:20:37You're a pedophile.
01:20:38Okay.
01:20:41Pedophile.
01:20:41Are you doing crossbar volley?
01:20:43Yeah.
01:20:48I'm finding the zone now.
01:20:49Maybe you just do it from the penalty spot.
01:20:51Yeah?
01:20:52Yeah.
01:20:53Yeah.
01:20:54I think I'll give you a penalty spot.
01:20:54Yes, good shout.
01:20:55Because you're never getting it from back here.
01:20:56I'd like to see my family again at some point, guys.
01:20:59Yes.
01:21:00Yes.
01:21:01I can see their faces.
01:21:03It's mid-month.
01:21:04Harry, you've got this, mate.
01:21:06Harry.
01:21:07Harry, I love you.
01:21:08Come on.
01:21:09We just might shag you.
01:21:11Where's the camera?
01:21:12This one.
01:21:14No.
01:21:15And Ronaldo's watching as well.
01:21:18So close.
01:21:19It's so close.
01:21:20So close.
01:21:21Oh, that was so close.
01:21:23Oh.
01:21:25Oh.
01:21:26Maybe we'd loiter in the box.
01:21:28Oh.
01:21:29Loiter.
01:21:30Does a header count?
01:21:32Can I header it?
01:21:33It's a volley.
01:21:34It's so hard.
01:21:35Look at us.
01:21:36Yeah.
01:21:37Oh, Josh.
01:21:38Oh, give up, mate.
01:21:40Go home.
01:21:41Oh, he's got it.
01:21:42That was one.
01:21:43That counts.
01:21:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:46Yes.
01:21:47We need one more.
01:21:48We need one more.
01:21:48One more.
01:21:50Shall I volley it?
01:21:51No.
01:21:53No.
01:21:54No.
01:21:54Shall I volley it?
01:21:55No.
01:21:56Take it normally.
01:21:57For the streets.
01:21:58For the streets, you should volley it.
01:21:59Darling, look back.
01:21:59Oh, it's so fit.
01:22:03Would you do that?
01:22:05It's wobbly.
01:22:07No, no, no, Ron.
01:22:08Ron, if it hadn't worked.
01:22:10It's fucking rotten.
01:22:12We're fighting.
01:22:13For a second.
01:22:14Oh.
01:22:15Yeah.
01:22:16Yeah.
01:22:17We've done it.
01:22:20Wait, go.
01:22:21We're not even finished, are we?
01:22:22All right, let me just freaking do this.
01:22:26One.
01:22:27Okay, yeah, now, Bobby, Joe,
01:22:28the next one's hit with a bicycle kick.
01:22:32Two.
01:22:33Oh.
01:22:34Oh, come on.
01:22:35And now a scorpion kick would look sick for the final one.
01:22:37Oh, really, Chris?
01:22:38Laser focus, laser focus.
01:22:40Can he do it?
01:22:43You are actually a little fucking.
01:22:50No.
01:22:52No.
01:22:53You're slithering.
01:22:54Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
01:23:00I got it.
01:23:03One.
01:23:04Two.
01:23:05Three.
01:23:06No.
01:23:07Me, me, me, me, me.
01:23:11Oh, no.
01:23:11That's a straight rep card for an RKO.
01:23:15That's in the laws of the game.
01:23:17All right.
01:23:18It is, isn't it?
01:23:19Score a bloody goal from the crossbar.
01:23:20Two grand.
01:23:22Second place?
01:23:23Yes.
01:23:24Second place.
01:23:25It's all over.
01:23:27We got two grand.
01:23:28We got two grand.
01:23:29You've done it.
01:23:31Yes.
01:23:32Second place.
01:23:33I can see my family again.
01:23:35Shit, man.
01:23:36Shit, we lost.
01:23:38We lost.
01:23:38Big time.
01:23:40And we've lost brain cells.
01:23:41I'm watching the clouds on the blue sky.
01:23:45Yeah, it's time to get done.
01:23:48That was not right.
01:23:49That wasn't for the record.
01:23:50That's not why I was rolling over.
01:23:53Yeah.
01:23:54They did their challenge.
01:23:55They got two grand and they've hit ten grand.
01:23:56Yay.
01:23:57Got a volley off the crossbar.
01:23:59Wait, so who came second?
01:24:00The yellow team.
01:24:01That was really important.
01:24:02I just won real money on the last one.
01:24:03I have nothing left in my leg.
01:24:04He's come off the crossbar.
01:24:05Volleyed in.
01:24:05Okay.
01:24:06Well played.
01:24:07Good game.
01:24:08Well played.
01:24:09Well done.
01:24:10Okay.
01:24:10All right.
01:24:11There's going to be a ban afterwards.
01:24:13Well done, everyone.
01:24:18Wembley Stadium, not arena, stadium.
01:24:22Ladies and gentlemen,
01:24:23this is one of the biggest things that we've ever done.
01:24:35This is our legacy.
01:24:36Remember this.