Asmongold Reacts to: avowed is a concord level FAILURE
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0:00 Avowed is a concord-level FAILURE
20:46 Avowed
26:49 Warhammer 40k
28:08 Skyrim
31:36 WoW: Warlords of Draenor
35:50 WoW: Dragonflight
42:45 Star Wars Eclipse
48:20 SWTOR
58:45 Intergalactic
1:06:34 International Vibe Crisis
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0:00 Avowed is a concord-level FAILURE
20:46 Avowed
26:49 Warhammer 40k
28:08 Skyrim
31:36 WoW: Warlords of Draenor
35:50 WoW: Dragonflight
42:45 Star Wars Eclipse
48:20 SWTOR
58:45 Intergalactic
1:06:34 International Vibe Crisis
Channel Editors: CatDany & Daily Dose of Asmongold
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00:00:00Avowed is a concord level failure. Let's find out. Let's see. You got to accept a little jank to do something fun and creative. I think
00:00:13About is here and the three people that knew it was coming out are hyped at how
00:00:18Okay, this is the same guy the reviews on Steam and every critic is raving at how okay about is
00:00:25They're screaming it from the rooftops
00:00:28Okay, Wow
00:00:31Sure, the RPG mechanics are shallow the combats about as deep as a puddle but on the bright side the exploration is okay
00:00:39That's true. It's okay. Yep. The exploration is decent and you know, yeah, so like
00:00:47The explorations, okay
00:00:49Yeah, I
00:00:51Did the same thing get angry at how boring this high on fentanyl fantasy is but you know what?
00:00:57I've been going to anger management classes lately. So I'm turning over a new leaf now
00:01:02I'm gonna be real like he actually played the game because you don't interact with this girl until way later on in the game
00:01:07So like this isn't like he just played it for five minutes
00:01:10Game where a British? Yeah, hurry walks up and asked
00:01:13Hey, are you playing but pirates with your fish man sidekick and you're not racist not Scottish dwarf. I say that's okay
00:01:21That's okay
00:01:23Okay, it's okay when people called me ugly for the first three hours of the game
00:01:28I said, that's okay. You mean a god gave you that face?
00:01:32Yeah, I don't know why they would have you say this. I mean I get this enough in real life
00:01:36Why the fuck do I have to play a game in here it?
00:01:39stolen everything
00:01:41Yeah, say you're blessed looks more like a curse exactly
00:01:45What the hell beautiful and you're a nasty bitch Jenny now
00:01:49What I'm doing game that takes out half my fucking stamina bar when I shoot a gun
00:01:53I say that way he's using the same build I am
00:01:57He playing the same shit. I'm playing we invented guns
00:02:01Specifically to be an effortless replacement to all that karate shit the samurai we're doing
00:02:05Yeah, my fat ass could sit back here and go. Hey nice karate. Oh, really? It's a keto
00:02:12I
00:02:14Mean to be fair, that's basically what I do in the game to say it with me now
00:02:19That's okay. They gave Skyrim Concord's art direction and that's okay
00:02:25They gave Scott. It's really weird how you have this girl and you have this girl
00:02:33Like I'm just gonna say that's really crazy how you've got both of these characters
00:02:40The same shit
00:02:42Looking back at Concord. I don't understand how anybody thought this wasn't gonna be like I
00:02:52Don't think I'm ever gonna get over this bro, like I really don't know if I ever will this is amazing
00:02:58Same consulting for I don't even know what to say. It's sad
00:03:02Really? It's crazy. I'm gonna barf. Yeah, I know
00:03:05Concord's art direction and that's okay. Who even likes
00:03:10whores with
00:03:11Bazookas flying out of their scantily clad armor smacking you in the face, right?
00:03:15Why would I want to dodge dicks and chase down Catherine?
00:03:18Yeah, see that's the I ain't sweater puppies in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen. No, I want turquoise Gen Z fish people
00:03:29Turquoise Gen Z fish people
00:03:35Oh God
00:03:39Is it really that bad guys is it really this much I
00:03:46This is this is a lot
00:03:48Like I remember when I talked to this guy, I didn't really think about it a lot, but I did think you look weird
00:03:53But with that on job wasn't for real permed out simple Jack haircut. Yeah, that's what I
00:03:59You know all this wait, is it simple Jack?
00:04:05Oh
00:04:13Shit oh
00:04:16No
00:04:18These people are making jokes about how fabulous
00:04:21Kingdom coming guys. It's a good job. I can't even walk straight. Did you call it kingdom coming guys?
00:04:35I
00:04:38Vowed and I'm not even joking three hours into the game
00:04:41My save file got corrupted which somehow removed my ability to walk left or go forward
00:04:47I was left with the ability to move. Wait, what?
00:04:52So you can't walk what
00:04:56One walk and shuffle, right my spell hotkeys also no longer work because the game secretly rebound them to my
00:05:03Because it's the zoo and or mod. He's not an ambi Turner
00:05:07Play buttons by attack was bound to my scroll wheel and my jump button was print fucking screen
00:05:12But you know what that is. That's right
00:05:15Fucking stupid and that's okay
00:05:17Yeah, sure
00:05:17Did I pay a hundred dollars to get five days early access and then spent I did I did I paid a hundred I bought
00:05:25It was $90
00:05:27Half that doing 360 no
00:05:30God damn more important things going on like selling really shitty exceedingly creepy Chia pets
00:05:42I had to stick a straw into a bottle of dremamine so I could sip that shit to stop the nausea while they're going to
00:05:50Chia pets
00:05:54Yeah, maybe my doctor said it wasn't okay, but what does he know he got his degree post-jet GPT
00:05:59I showed up for a checkup the other day and he gave me a colonoscopy. The weird thing is he's my dentist
00:06:04But that's okay. Let's just focus on the game in exchange for being able to dodge in combat
00:06:10We've lost almost all of our RPG mechanics. You don't even get punished for stealing anymore
00:06:15No, you don't get punished for stealing you can't kill anyone like I didn't understand how bad it was until I saw the oblivion video
00:06:23I thought that avowed was pretty decent
00:06:26I was I was a blind shit eater and I had never seen the light before
00:06:32So even a dim fire or a firefly was like the Sun and I'm thinking like oh wow
00:06:40This is amazing. It's so good. And then people are showing me oblivion
00:06:45Oblivion and that's okay. Hey guys, it's okay
00:06:49You want to be a dick eater eat as many dicks as you want?
00:06:53But the problem is that I didn't know I was being a dick eater. I thought I had a hot dog. I
00:07:00Guess not
00:07:03He systems like bounties or crimes, so, you know what if you see something steal something we're playing by
00:07:09California rules now, you can just walk into a joint eat a man's bread bang his wife
00:07:14He'll go to jail for except. No, he actually won't because no one does fucking anything in this. Yeah, nobody does anything. Nothing happens
00:07:21it's just like I
00:07:24Actually
00:07:27This game legitimately hurt my ego and my self-esteem I'll tell you I'm gonna be honest I really did
00:07:36Because I
00:07:37Just feel like there were so many things. I didn't notice and I didn't even see because I hadn't played games like this before and
00:07:46And that's oh, that's okay. No, it's okay. I know it's okay, but like
00:07:51Because and it's not that serious, bro
00:07:54But it is it is that serious because like I went and I had this feeling about it
00:08:00and then it turned out that I was just a
00:08:05Hundred percent wrong
00:08:07Like I'm talking about like like 200% wrong
00:08:11completely fucking wrong
00:08:13You were choking on the dicks. I know I was hungry, too
00:08:17Ain't think the guards patrol anymore. Look at this guy right here. I've never seen this guy stand up
00:08:23I've never even seen him walk around. This guy is on a permanent lunch break. It must be dull, right?
00:08:34God
00:08:37The farther away from it we get the more ridiculous it looks
00:08:43Am I the only person that feels that way
00:08:45It's like it wasn't that bad and then like you go back and you look at it again
00:08:50And it's like oh my god. This was so much worse than what I had originally imagined. I
00:08:55Actually one thing that I regret more than anything is that I didn't play Concord
00:09:00I forgot why I didn't play Concord on release
00:09:03But I just didn't play it one of the biggest mistakes in my career
00:09:10So, but here's the thing though, right is like after a vowed I'm thinking myself what if I played Concord and I liked it
00:09:17What if I was what?
00:09:20Because I don't know if I could have ever lived that down
00:09:24Like, you know the build a hundred bridges and suck one dick
00:09:29That would have been the dick
00:09:31And
00:09:32What if you saved it? Yeah. No, I I really like it. That scared me man
00:09:38Because I need to go back. I need to play more video games. That's the problem. The problem is I haven't played enough video games
00:09:46Everybody tells me don't go into this expecting an RPG
00:09:49Interactivity or any amount of depth and perhaps some of us shouldn't even expect the ability to go left
00:09:54You should expect a linear hard right leading story driven action game
00:09:59And so let's check back in on the action. Oh, that's right. I can only fucking go wrong
00:10:04But it's okay. Listen, sometimes if I'm not enjoying a game, I'll go look at the positive reviews and try to see
00:10:09Yeah, they liked about it. You know, maybe I'm just playing it wrong
00:10:12So let's go exactly some of those now first one junk food or be shallow
00:10:16Dimensional upgrade decisions don't fucking matter until the end of the game thumbs up next one. It's wait. What how do you thumbs up?
00:10:22After that? Well, I guess I mean
00:10:25You
00:10:2843 hours on the game junk food RPG. Oh
00:10:34God
00:10:36Next one. It's fine, and I'll never play it again six
00:10:40Shot a ten thumbs up. All right. Here's the very top review
00:10:43Let's see what Nietzsche has to say gamers would have pooped their pants with joy
00:10:46And this would have been game of the year for a generation if you release this game in 2011
00:10:51The worst part about it is that's not even true I
00:10:57Thought that too until I saw the oblivion comparisons
00:11:05That's the thing is like after the oblivion comparisons I was out bro
00:11:12Imagine thinking the same player rating system as a use of marker of whether a game is good or not
00:11:18It is
00:11:21Yeah, it is like outside of a few like outliers, it's a pretty good indicator
00:11:27Yeah, so if imagine thinking players that own a game voting on its quality is a good indicator
00:11:33Yeah, I can imagine that pretty easily actually
00:11:37Yeah, that was really easy to imagine. Thanks
00:11:40It was released in 2011 gamers would shake this game's hand give it a pat on the ass and go nice job about gamers would
00:11:47Impregnate and support avowed as it ran for Congress when avowed got drafted for the Korean War gamers would say I'll wait for you avowed
00:11:53And I'll always love you. You come back home safe
00:11:56All right
00:11:56And when avowed got mortally wounded in the last bayonet charge in military history gamers would weep they would weep manly tears
00:12:03The president would post humorously award this game the Medal of Honor and set the nuclear launch codes on top of its grave
00:12:10We would rename the Gulf of come the Gulf of avowed peace would be brought to the Middle East
00:12:15America
00:12:16It's a what is this here? What does it say?
00:12:18I want to read this review
00:12:19This does not mean the game is bad just that you may not get the same narrative depth as one gets in Kingdom Come deliverance
00:12:26Too which will overshadow this game like a mountain. It's a good game on the Skyrim front
00:12:32Oblivion has accomplished a few things that not even the most devious Skyrim's have been capable of injecting into the game
00:12:39guns
00:12:40Yeah, because it's not in fucking
00:12:43Like this is like saying that Forza accomplished something that World of Warcraft could have never accomplished which is putting a
00:12:50Ferrari in the game
00:12:52Yeah, of course, it didn't accomplish that because it did what are we talking about?
00:12:58And yeah, you can mod guns into Skyrim. I'm sure you can
00:13:03Throwable items. I don't know if you have throwable items or not a dodge that works meaningful power attacks meaningful cooking
00:13:09Yeah, you don't know how many times in in a valid I've cooked
00:13:15Zero
00:13:17literally fucking zero
00:13:20There's no reason to do it as soon as you get halfway through the game and I'm playing on the hardest difficulty
00:13:26You get a follower that can just spam heal you every minute and it will keep you at full health
00:13:31You never even need to do that
00:13:34Your take was cooked
00:13:37That's actually true the only thing cooked about a vow was my my rating on it
00:13:44Yeah, I
00:13:47Don't know what to say
00:13:49Explosive barrel. Fuck you. I say we go back to 2006
00:13:54I could kick and I could kill someone with a chandelier. Let's try to kick in a vowed. Hmm. Okay
00:13:59Let's kill someone with your chandelier. Hmm. Okay, let's try to walk right up. There we go. Okay now
00:14:04Let's try to walk left. You see there's a problem. I can't do that
00:14:07Act like this shit's the second coming of JFK. Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad
00:14:14But that's okay, I didn't mean that I got caught up in the moment there. I'm sorry obsidian
00:14:17I have lost all faith in you and I'm done being this is where I get off
00:14:22Thumbs up twenty six point five hours. Very nice. How about we change over to a negative review for a second, though?
00:14:28I need a palate cleanser after all that. Yeah, let's see. It's choked down. All right, here we go
00:14:31The dialogue does not have any choices and it's boring
00:14:34Also, I was bored as shit in record time like no other game before the combat is as shallow as a puddle
00:14:40This guy's getting them. He's fucking tearing them down, right? Usually what I do when there's dialogue in this game
00:14:45That's playing as I check my phone
00:14:49Because I feel bad about skipping it but I don't really want to hear it either
00:14:54The
00:14:57Class 90% of people play is going to be a boring time because you barely get any abilities
00:15:04Obsidian's writing fell off of a cliff edit 20 hours in and I'm questioning what it's all for life has lost its meaning food
00:15:11Has lost its taste I've converted to Buddhism to find some peace in this mortal coil. Stop it. Stop it
00:15:16They're already dead at best. Wait for a sale thumbs up 30. Oh, no
00:15:21This is what I I heard somebody say this is that avowed is the perfect game pass game because nobody wants to pay for it
00:15:28So you don't have to wait for a sale. It's on game pass. You can play it for free. I
00:15:34Was fucking with you that whole time. That was a positive review
00:15:38We'll look at a real positive review now this game is stunning that's French coded language. No way this guy I knew it
00:15:44Yeah, yeah, bro, like what do you expect right? I mean, come on, let's let's can we get a real American review like a real one?
00:15:53Sir, I mean, I don't know if they have freedom of speech over there. Probably not. Apparently not
00:15:5811 into launch options. No need to force a proton version. Just use default is this
00:16:04Just a steam deck guy. Holy shit. I need an actual real negative review to wet my beak. I found one proof
00:16:10I'm not trying to pull one over on you this time thumbs down
00:16:1317 hours, that's enough time to really get to hate this game. Let's see what this guy has to say. This game is good
00:16:22Well son of a bitch
00:16:29I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. Come on. You're testing. We can walk forward now
00:16:34We can finally go straight straight straight. Oh, wow a pirate Yakuza. Fuck this game. I'm out of here
00:16:40Thanks to the flock of pips for bankroll in this video and another huge
00:16:43Thanks to all the I'll be honest the Yakuza game was a thousand fucking times better
00:16:49It was like the combat was better
00:16:51The story was better like the thing is that in a vowed like this is one of the things that let me let me just finish
00:16:58First for buying me a copy of pirate Yakuza on every goddamn platform. Fuck. Yeah
00:17:06Absolutely would recommend
00:17:09So this is what's so crazy about the pot about this game
00:17:13Oh, it feels like every single Western like every single Western RPG game
00:17:20Especially and and what I really mean is American RPG game
00:17:25is
00:17:26so painfully boring I
00:17:30Wish I was playing Honkai star rail
00:17:33Like I'm sitting there thinking to myself. Is this story dumber?
00:17:38Then star rail and I'm not even talking about pentakoni, which was I would say objectively a great story
00:17:44But no, I'm talking about just the baseline
00:17:48No
00:17:50Every single Chinese gotcha game has a better story than about
00:17:55It is insane and I had to sit there the only part of the story that was good
00:18:00Was at the very beginning where you had to find out that this girl was having a sexual relationship
00:18:06With a lizard and it was implied because the lizard lived in the house with her and there was like a cave drawing
00:18:14Made of them holding hands and that was no I'm serious, right?
00:18:18That was right at the beginning of the game. And so that's the way that it works, right the backtrack
00:18:23No, I'm telling you guys and I don't even know what to say. Even bellabong was better than a slot
00:18:27Well bellabong was pretty good. But either way, I mean, this is sad
00:18:32Like I did not understand how bad it was until I saw those videos like I did not
00:18:39It's like again, it's like if you have a caveman and you show him an Atari and then you have him play a Super Nintendo
00:18:45He's gonna think the graphics are like next-gen insane, but he doesn't even know about a ps5
00:18:51He doesn't even know about a ps2
00:18:53He's got no idea
00:18:54and so like what happens is with a lot of these games is that people just do not understand this at all and
00:19:01I don't know what to say about it all anyone looked at videos about about it look good
00:19:05I thought it was okay. I mean like I've played it a bit but I mean, it's just I
00:19:11Think right now like this is kind of what happens is that video games like avowed?
00:19:16Become these like platforms that game journalists and these like anti gamer people
00:19:22like try to rally behind and write all these positive reviews about and
00:19:27Say all of this positive stuff about in order to try and counteract the negativity, right?
00:19:32And so they're like, okay. Well people don't like this game because it's woke
00:19:36So now we're gonna be extra like we're gonna be like extra
00:19:40Okay with the game because we want to kind of counterbalance that and I think that's what happens the most trying to combat shuds
00:19:47Exactly. So like basically
00:19:49Their viewpoint isn't really balanced. It's just from their perspective
00:19:54counterbalanced
00:19:56Against the viewpoint of people who they think are unreasonable. So it's not really a
00:20:01It's not an objective an opinion, right?
00:20:03It's something that's done as a response to other people's opinions
00:20:07And I think that's what's frustrating for a lot of people to see because people don't want to hear some sort of like
00:20:13You know fucking bias, right? They don't want to see any of that. Look at the first cinematic trailer for avowed
00:20:18Okay. All right. Let me look at it. Let me get only link you guys this video. This video was fucking amazing
00:20:23I'll be real fleekazoid has really grown on me the first video. I saw about him
00:20:27He was roasting me because I said that's just the way it is and he kept making fun of it
00:20:32which to be fair, it was true, but um, man, I
00:20:37just
00:20:39These videos are really really good. They're great and avowed. Okay a vo for avowed first trailer
00:20:45So this is the first ever trailer they made and it was four years ago
00:20:49Let's watch it
00:20:52We have always known
00:20:56Yeah, this looks pretty good
00:21:01Decent
00:21:05All right, it forged our Empire
00:21:13Turned heroes into Queens and Kings
00:21:18And decimated our foes
00:21:22Now
00:21:26Our oaths are lost
00:21:30Forsaken yeah, this sounds like Elden Ring or something. This is cool
00:21:35Yeah, of course people were excited about this is the monster
00:21:41Our sins have borne
00:21:44Yeah
00:21:45And like it's got like, you know, I think that Balrog from like Lord of the Rings
00:21:49Worth the weight of a crown
00:21:55Yeah, bro white this is what happened
00:22:00What went gone and happened like this embarrassing
00:22:07What what is this yeah like this this is fucking cool man
00:22:13Like you're thinking like bro, I'm about to square up against the Balrog
00:22:18And and then and then like bro like that, uh, this is oh my god, this is clean
00:22:27And and it turned into
00:22:34It turned into this
00:22:38Like it
00:22:42How that happened
00:22:44This is the story
00:22:48Your Emperor has chosen you as our envoy to the living
00:22:53That's in the first zone that wild frontier suffers from the dream scourge
00:22:59Find the roots of this terrible plague and put an end to it
00:23:07He is wrong
00:23:09The dream scourge is but a symptom of the evil
00:23:12The dream scourge is but a symptom of a deeper more dangerous rot
00:23:19Go tame the chaos that plagues the living lands so that those who remain standing can shape its future
00:23:28You know what Ludwin's armor reminds me of a
00:23:33New world skin
00:23:39It reminds me of a skin and new world
00:23:42and
00:23:46They both deceive you
00:23:49There is more wonder in this world than eyes alone can see
00:23:55You must open yourself to its mysteries look at this sheen to its purpose no matter how wild
00:24:04And become what the living lands truly needs
00:24:10Its protector
00:24:12You
00:24:27Man
00:24:35So in three years it went
00:24:40Like we are just real quick one more
00:24:49Now our oaths are lost forsaken
00:24:56Remember what I was telling you guys about the vibe check that a lot of games just don't pass anymore
00:25:00Monsters
00:25:04Our sins have borne yeah, they just don't they just don't pass the vibe check like
00:25:11Is an oath worth the weight of a crown
00:25:18They got consulted
00:25:23Yeah
00:25:26Like this is a I'm just gonna say it
00:25:29Now people might not want to hear it
00:25:35This is a game for guys, this is a narrative for guys
00:25:43About oaths and the crown and like you're you're fucking like fucking
00:25:49Your your duty and everything and it's like one man by himself
00:25:54Standing against like the darkness in the night in the night. Like this is this is a game that's made for guys
00:26:01I'm sorry, and I'm sure girls like games like this, too
00:26:05But let's not forget who the target audience is. It's guys
00:26:11this game is
00:26:13not made for guys
00:26:16And
00:26:19It's crazy to know like it's just it's not even remotely like go look at something like this, right?
00:26:35Let me see I pulled this up real quick
00:26:40Look at this
00:26:45Why is it so slow
00:26:49I
00:26:51See this this is another game see this this a game for guys
00:26:57And
00:27:07Watch the Skyrim trailer. There's a Skyrim trailer. I actually don't even I've never even seen it
00:27:18I
00:27:20I
00:27:46So it's not that you can't make these games anymore
00:27:50You can watch this. All right, Scott. I've never seen the Skyrim trailer. I
00:27:55Never have so this is gonna be first time
00:28:00Which game which one is the good one is it this one or this one?
00:28:06The first one I have never watched this before in my life
00:28:10I
00:28:19Was playing Wow
00:28:25You should have acted they're already here the Elder Scrolls told of the return
00:28:34The defeat was merely delay
00:28:37Of the time after oblivion opened
00:28:45When the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood
00:28:55No one wanted to believe
00:28:58This is apparently 17 years ago
00:29:02And when the truth finally dawned
00:29:06It
00:29:1417 years ago, but
00:29:16There's one they fear
00:29:19In their tongue is Dovahkiin dragon ball
00:29:35Oh
00:30:05Oh
00:30:21And what the hell happened what the fuck happened
00:30:30Jesus
00:30:33Jesus
00:30:59Holy fuck man
00:31:03That went hard as hell I'm gonna be real like that went really hard I
00:31:08Didn't even understand. I is a game is old but gold not it's just like again. It's about these trailers
00:31:14Like I'm gonna show y'all one more just to get you the idea of what were the situation is, right?
00:31:24This is another good example
00:31:32I
00:31:52Can't just like am I crazy whenever I'm talking about the tone difference with these games like I feel like I'm not crazy. I
00:32:00Feel like I'm not like I'm not crazy at all. Like I I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it hard
00:32:07Like
00:32:10And we gonna watch the new one after this
00:32:12This
00:32:27This is over ten years ago this shit came out I watch this with my mom the day of release
00:32:42Oh
00:32:46So fucking badass
00:32:56That's a son
00:33:12You
00:33:15This is the best part bro, this is the best part right here
00:33:19You ready?
00:33:21It's not our destiny
00:33:26Times change
00:33:28You
00:33:40That's his father who went back in time to save
00:33:58Oh
00:34:04So fucking badass
00:34:08So fucking badass, oh my god, this went so fucking hard
00:34:16It's insane
00:34:18Like where did it go wrong? I'm not sure y'all want to know where it went wrong
00:34:24We're gonna get one more one more before we go to it, okay
00:34:32One more before I show you what went wrong
00:34:53Oh
00:35:12You have seen what I have seen
00:35:17You know what we face
00:35:20Face now mortals follow me
00:35:27Into the abyss
00:35:34Bro
00:35:37It was so fucking good now look at watch this
00:35:46Watch this, bro
00:35:51Y'all ready for this
00:35:58Nah, nah, nah, you're gonna get it
00:36:03You will feel our return in the waking of the land
00:36:09Then you must light the beacon
00:36:17See this part was cool, right
00:36:20I got you thought you thought this was gonna be badass
00:36:30Like it gives the beginning this was cool I said, okay. All right
00:36:36You had us in the first half yeah it did it had me in the first half
00:36:45Get ready
00:36:51That's badass, that's really cool, right
00:37:10Like this character, yeah, this is great
00:37:20Oh
00:37:29Yeah, that's okay, yeah, it was really good
00:37:40But get ready this guy rocks, yeah
00:37:50Oh
00:37:53He is a rock boy, yeah, yeah true
00:37:58And then get ready boys get ready
00:38:05Like look at the colors bro, even the colors
00:38:17Even the cup, bro
00:38:20Stop saying about the tone difference
00:38:40The world is healing
00:38:45But her fate is yet uncertain
00:38:50Oh
00:38:58Together
00:38:59We shall be Azeroth's protectors once again
00:39:04Here the new age of dragons shall begin
00:39:12Now y'all thought y'all thought this was something special get ready for for the other one
00:39:16Right. Why this one is just this is really
00:39:27This is the same bro, this is the same game this is same game
00:39:46I
00:39:48I
00:40:15Even this part was dumb
00:40:18I
00:40:36Somebody went
00:40:43Somebody went and
00:40:45During Pride Month, they added share into the trading post and they it was a rainbow chair and
00:40:53People were complaining about it. They said why you putting gay shit in the game
00:41:00Some guy replies he goes he says that rainbow chair is the least gay thing in this game
00:41:16It's just been a change bro, it's been a change
00:41:25I just
00:41:29I don't understand how people don't see exactly what's been going on with this. I
00:41:35Cannot understand it
00:41:37because like you it's just this like the
00:41:41This goofball shit like this, like how did this how did we go from this to this?
00:41:47How did this happen?
00:41:49like I really don't understand it because like
00:41:54I'm just trying to think like there's another example of like another trailer that goes like super fucking hard
00:42:00that I'm just trying to I'm trying to think back in a bit because it's like it's gone to this like like
00:42:07vibe where
00:42:09It's supposed to you know what this does, you know what it tries to do. It tries to appeal to everybody and
00:42:14I just feel like it just doesn't like I mean, I'm gonna be I want to be catered to as a player, right?
00:42:21the Witcher trailer
00:42:23Yeah, Gears of War 1, Force Unleashed
00:42:28I'd have to go and and and look at it, right?
00:42:31I'll give another one
00:42:39You
00:42:51This one never came out right it ended up getting delayed or it's it's in like
00:43:02It's on hold is that y'all see about like the difference about this
00:43:09You
00:43:30There's no pink
00:43:34There's no that pink and purple shit everywhere
00:43:36Like you're at fucking a rave
00:43:40With a bunch of scene girls, no
00:43:48No, bro, none of that
00:43:51It's real
00:43:55Oversaturated, yeah speak for yourself, man
00:44:06You
00:44:28This looks insane, yeah, it does
00:44:36I
00:44:40Just don't understand man, I don't
00:44:45Space Marine 2 vibes. Yeah, exactly
00:44:49And I feel like there's just been such a big difference in like tone with these trailers
00:44:54Like let me think what's the newer?
00:44:58What's the newer trailer that's like like Dragonfly
00:45:06This is weird, bro
00:45:09Outlaws outlaw. Yeah
00:45:12That's a great example, we'll get out long
00:45:16There's like doing or some shit, right
00:45:18I
00:45:34Use this he's this look at that
00:45:40Now
00:45:47Get this
00:45:50Compare it to this
00:45:54These are dangerous times at least that's what I hear
00:46:00The Empire
00:46:04They're everywhere
00:46:11But the world here belongs to the syndicates
00:46:24If I want to survive I have to play their game
00:46:34It's bizarre
00:46:40She's in here somewhere
00:46:53Nobody's even getting killed
00:47:00That's the game accurate by the way
00:47:06It's a bear
00:47:10My whole life
00:47:14And now
00:47:18I just need a chance to finally be free
00:47:24Wherever that takes me
00:47:26I'm here to offer you a way out. Okay?
00:47:30Get off my ship Jalen. I don't need a chance
00:47:33You're gonna have to trust me you'll be dangerous risk, but if you pull this off
00:47:40It's just ever look over your shoulder again
00:47:54It's the vibe shift bro, the world shows no mercy. It's just the but it's
00:48:00But it's a big galaxy out there the vibe shift on this is unreal
00:48:08Like watch the over public trailer
00:48:14Star Wars outlaws
00:48:16Like I mean, it's just like so this is the this is the other trailer. So this game came out a long time ago a
00:48:23man can have
00:48:26anything
00:48:28If he's willing to sacrifice
00:48:34With your birth comes a solemn vow
00:48:44Your privilege is the dirt
00:48:54God
00:48:58You
00:49:05In the darkness
00:49:10Ambition will guide you
00:49:17The oath you swear
00:49:20the promises you make
00:49:22You see how every single one of these games that's like made for dudes is talking about the same shit it's got the same vibes
00:49:32You see why it doesn't matter why it's the same shit
00:49:40Yep honor sacrifice and oath responsibility
00:49:45Will be the wars you wage
00:49:49Yeah
00:49:56Your birthright the losses you suffer
00:50:09Watch the other trailer is better. I'll look at it after this but after this I want to move on
00:50:15Because I just like I just want you guys to like really
00:50:20Look at this is badass. I've actually I've never seen this at all
00:50:31And when darkness finds you
00:50:37And by the way, not even this has anything on the aura of the Diablo 2 cinematics
00:50:46Not even this does
00:51:00This is a DLC trailer
00:51:08This is a 9 out of 10, yeah, I know and the Diablo 2 cinematics are a 10 out of 10
00:51:12Yeah, this is badass this is good
00:51:42Oh
00:51:57Damn
00:52:07See how they create a whole narrative about this whole thing just like that
00:52:12that easy
00:52:17Yep
00:52:35Come with me some
00:52:43You
00:52:46Yeah
00:52:48The rule of two. Yeah
00:52:51And so like that's the kind of shit that like this is what I was saying before about how like
00:52:55Trailers that are made like this. It's like an onion and like content like games and media in general that's made. That's good
00:53:02there are like multiple layers and like onion layers that the deeper you get the better it is and
00:53:09This is like the opposite
00:53:11Like these dragon like the dragon flight things like that. It's like that's the opposite, you know for for some leashed
00:53:18So this is made by Bioware
00:53:23Damn that's crazy. Wow. That's a long time ago. Yeah, it's been a bit
00:53:36Our time has come
00:53:39For 300 years we prepared we grew stronger
00:53:47Do not play Jedi survivor rested in your Jedi survivor has nothing on like in terms of vibes
00:53:56The only part of that the new like Star Wars Jedi Survivor and the Jedi like the one before that fallen Jedi
00:54:03Whatever the fuck it was was when that lady tries to run at Darth Vader and he just goes like this
00:54:08He throws her off the cliff
00:54:10That was in my opinion the only good part of either of those games
00:54:14radle of power
00:54:17Believing your people were safe and protected
00:54:30Soft modern games, yeah
00:54:33Like watch this
00:54:37You were trusted to lead the Republic but you were deceived
00:54:49As our powers of the dark side have blinded you
00:55:04This is so fucking cool
00:55:11You assumed no force could challenge you
00:55:26Finally we have returned
00:55:34Man
00:55:43Play the game. I never played this
00:55:47Is that Duke
00:55:54Yeah, nevermind
00:56:04Oh
00:56:19This is badass
00:56:21Oh
00:56:30Great choreography. Yeah were deceived
00:56:35And now your Republic shall fall
00:56:47Man
00:56:51Oh
00:57:14It's just crazy how there are so many of these old games that have this vibe
00:57:21and these new games just they
00:57:24It's like they're allergic to it
00:57:26And every once in a while you have like Space Marine to come out and you feel like you took a time machine back to
00:57:342007
00:57:35but then you go back and you play something else and
00:57:39It was it's just not even the same thing, right? It's not even remotely close
00:57:45Is the Disney effect it is it's somebody it's a weird
00:57:49Weird ass fucking thing man allergic to money. Yes, exactly and
00:57:54Starcraft 2 legacy of the void you type that one more time you get in band
00:57:59Actually, you get in band now you typed it too many times. I just read it
00:58:02Your name is Paul go. Well, your time is over bitch like that time on. Nope. Those that those twitch days are done
00:58:09You're you're spamming days are over. And so anyway, I thought I was bad. What a loser bro. Anyway, so
00:58:16This is nuts
00:58:18like and and I just like and if you go and you compare this to like I
00:58:28Think it probably still come up right? What's it called intergalactic?
00:58:39This this and it's got some kind of
00:58:49Oh
00:58:55Look at the likes
00:59:02Oh God, oh
00:59:11Did you like you see kind of like how kind of gamey and like artificial that transition feels to me like maybe I'm just I'm
00:59:17just like kind of
00:59:19it just
00:59:23It's a AI yeah
00:59:35It's just these people try so hard to be cool they try so hard to be cool
00:59:47I
01:00:06The anime protagonist thing about it, yeah
01:00:13It's like I went and I
01:00:18It's like the girl version of fucking snake Plissken and so you have this and like
01:00:32I just like I
01:00:36Don't know what you got what we're gonna do about this
01:00:40Because like this is it's just not like am I like
01:00:48I know I'm not going crazy whenever I look at these games and I compare them and I see what the differences are, right?
01:00:54Yeah, what is this? Yeah, exactly
01:00:58Honestly a type of female that could chosen for this style gameplay is the best one in today if it sucks it sucks if the
01:01:03Gameplay is good. I'll play it. I always have that that that's always my bottom line, too
01:01:09But man a good game is a good story like because I thought I was out of story video games
01:01:15I thought I had just kind of grown out of it and it just wasn't for me anymore and
01:01:19then I went and I played cyberpunk and it was right after I played Starfield and
01:01:25I realized that I wasn't the problem
01:01:28because I really I thought that all these games were like it really wasn't it will like I
01:01:36Don't even know what to say man
01:01:38How many you have to think of how many of these woke games ended up being amazing?
01:01:43Zero
01:01:46Literally zero, bro
01:01:49Because they're made they're made by uncool theater kids that probably didn't have any friends in high school
01:01:53and
01:01:54So like their version of interaction with other people and like their entire viewpoint on like how a person acts
01:02:01It's just so like fucking different
01:02:08Excellent
01:02:13Over 600 years
01:02:21Baldur's Gate 3 is not a woke game. It's not woke like Baldur's Gate 3 is not woke
01:02:29That's what that's that's a cope that's a cope that people invent so they can justify cringe shit like this
01:02:35He's not worth it woke is not the include it's just like
01:02:44It's just so you please claim him I don't need another hunter swooping in
01:02:49Who is swooping? No one is crazy enough to go there. He clearly is
01:02:53He is clearly desperate and so am I so claim him or I will find another agent
01:02:59Oh
01:03:01Okay, all right, you know what you're the boss
01:03:07It's just sad man
01:03:11Thank you
01:03:13Listen kid
01:03:18I'll see on the other side
01:03:28You
01:03:36Vicious
01:03:58I
01:04:17Just
01:04:25This is the only good part of the trailer
01:04:28I
01:04:37Like this part is cool
01:04:42But
01:04:47It's just why are they trying to get 80s boomer nostalgia when they don't even play video games
01:04:54Because if they had done this
01:04:56What so, okay, that's not even you're not even that's not even true
01:05:00like you have 80s boomer nostalgia vibes with Metal Gear Solid 2 and
01:05:05Like nobody complained about that people love it. So that's not the problem. It's the aesthetic and
01:05:13It's just the vibes are so off with these new games, man
01:05:18They really are and I think that this is an existential problem with video games
01:05:24And I know I might sound like a crazy person saying it but I really believe it I think that we have a
01:05:31vibe
01:05:32crisis at this moment a
01:05:36vibe crisis
01:05:40And I don't know what to say it's a great stream
01:05:42Yeah, cuz I just want to show you guys how this is because a lot of people I don't think they really understand where we're
01:05:48At now they like masculinity grit dark themes and colors. Everything is screened and safe
01:05:53It is and it's also that I feel like a lot of these people that make these new games. They think that
01:06:00Every something is based off the trailer with no gameplay
01:06:04People are just bitching about the vibes
01:06:08Yeah, what's wrong bitching about the vibes
01:06:12Wait, I'm confused. Why is that a bad thing?
01:06:17If the vibes are problematic then
01:06:20Well, what else you even got going on
01:06:23Yeah, that's what's wrong. Like what if you can't get the vibes, right? You probably can't get the game, right either
01:06:28I mean, am I crazy for thinking that I mean, that's where I'm at
01:06:33But yeah, I do feel like we are in a
01:06:37We are in an international vibe crisis and that's all I'm trying to say man
01:06:43That's all I'm trying to get at. That's all I'm trying to say
01:06:46Vibes are one of the first games of the game hooks you up on if the vibes are wrong people just click next without even
01:06:51Knowing it they do and I wish more people would see it
01:06:55Games like intergalactic or the definition of game made by terminally online zoomers who don't even like video games
01:07:01The problem is that I think that it's not zoomers. It's
01:07:08It's Millennials that are it's lame Millennials
01:07:13That's really where it's at that's the that is the so the the the
01:07:20Existential problem that we have are
01:07:24lame Millennials
01:07:26That have no hobbies other than being annoying and collecting
01:07:32merchandise
01:07:34like basically like every like if your hobbies are keeping up with TV shows and
01:07:41Collecting commercial merchandise. I don't want you to make a video game. I
01:07:47Don't want to see it. Like I don't I don't want to see it. I don't want to look at it
01:07:52I don't want to hear about it. I don't even want to know it fucking exists
01:07:57What about anime figurines
01:08:03It depends on the kind of game you're making and it depends on the figurines
01:08:07But no Funko pops, I'm really talking about Funko pops and like
01:08:14Action figures. I don't want to see that shit
01:08:18Gundams if you collect Gundams and you make Gundams, that's okay
01:08:22You can make a video game if you collect Lego sets. You can't I
01:08:30Said it
01:08:38Now you might think that this is extreme
01:08:43You might think it's extreme for me to say this
01:08:46but all I want you to do is
01:08:49acknowledge that I have said it and
01:08:52then observe the patterns and
01:08:56By the way Lego is not a red flag, but in a lot of cases it can be a yellow one
01:09:03That's all
01:09:07If I ever hear some fucking 30 year old millennial
01:09:11wearing a Marvel t-shirt
01:09:13with a backdrop of Funko pops and neon lights I
01:09:23Don't know what I can joke about anymore on this website
01:09:25So I'm not gonna make a joke, but it upsets me a lot. It makes me mad
01:09:31It's annoying to me
01:09:33Okay, like let me just say that's annoying I don't like it
01:09:37And so what about old-school 70 figurines? I don't know it depends
01:09:43Millennials making games for nobody because only played the Sims and Pokemon and they don't know how good games are what the fuck are Funko pops
01:09:49You can't actually talk about Germany censoring you. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. So no twitch streamer can make video games most twitch streamers
01:09:56I don't want to see them making games. Absolutely not
01:09:58No, and that's it. Why is the video playback in the future always look like VHS dog shit and sci-fi
01:10:04Because they're just trying to make it like it's a like the old what do you call it?
01:10:09They're trying to make it like the old like a fuck. I'm trying to think of what the name is for it
01:10:14Like retro like 80s 90s style, right something like that like the the old-school vibe
01:10:21You know VHS
01:10:23CRT monitor, you know all the good stuff nostalgia, but you're a millennial. That's how I know bro
01:10:28It takes one to know one. I know this I went to school with these people. These people are cringe, bro
01:10:33Like they're the most cringe people you would ever
01:10:37imagine like I would try I would always try and tell jokes and say funny shit and even in school like and my school was
01:10:43Kind of normal and you want to know what the worst part about it is is it's the people that are in like that like
01:10:48You know that upper, you know middle middle class upper middle class. They're that those are where the Karen's come from, bro
01:10:54That's the Karen spawning ground because you got people that are like, you know
01:10:59Just average people and then they're the ones they're normal, right?
01:11:03They're fine, but you got these Karen's that are tone policing writing stories like this
01:11:08We're basically this is them. But instead of being a loser, they're cool
01:11:14That's basically what I feel like a lot of these stories are and it just drives me out of my fucking mind man
01:11:19It does it pisses me the fuck off and I see it all the time. It's participate. Yeah, am I crazy for seeing this shit?
01:11:27Am I crazy I'm like I keep seeing that I keep seeing it. I can't stop seeing it. Why do I keep seeing it?
01:11:35What is this garbage self inserts? Yes, exactly. They ruin everything
01:11:40Yes, and so like now he's getting and the thing is that a lot of these people are
01:11:48Just not interesting man, I think that's really what it comes down to it's not interesting like and
01:11:53Like their entire personality is built around
01:11:58It's built around the consumption of consumer products and this is what you get at
01:12:03This is the kind of shit that you get out of it
01:12:05And so I just I wanted to show you guys this like I kind of went down a rabbit hole and looking at some of
01:12:10These trailers because I just wanted y'all to see what this vibe shift was and I look at this cringe shit, bro
01:12:16With I and when being a he's such a bitch bro. Like how you such a bitch like
01:12:23Look at him. He just it's just like what is this?
01:12:32It's just sad man
01:12:37Stop crying. Yeah, he's tired. It's just
01:12:44It makes me sick it does it's embarrassing bro
01:12:48Now obviously the graphics are fucking amazing, but I just wish it showed something cooler
01:12:55Save the one last one for last. No, no, no, we got enough with these trailers, right?
01:12:59And that's the way I see it and how many expansions has it been now?
01:13:04I don't know. It's like a nine or something like that. I'd have to go back and think about it. So yeah, and
01:13:09Show the intro for Warcraft 2 and one being crybaby for a hot minute. You mean a fucking five years? Yeah, sure. Definitely
01:13:15But anyway, I just want to show you guys like there's been a vibe shift in games
01:13:19And I think that this avowed trailer really just set me on this just set me off, bro
01:13:27This really set me the fuck off like I didn't even understand how
01:13:34Then I was this one I
01:13:38Didn't understand I I didn't I didn't I
01:13:41Didn't get it. I
01:13:43Wasn't wearing a rival set. Yeah. No, we don't we don't look at we don't play it and get into it, right?
01:13:47But rings a power effect. Yeah, I mean like I just think that um, see do I even have this shit updated?
01:13:53I think I do right?
01:13:54Let me let me see if I get into it real quick. Yeah. Yeah, it's updated. Okay, give me a minute broke you
01:13:59Well, it just got me it got me in my feelings about this. Why is there so much DEI stuff?
01:14:03I don't even think it's DEI necessarily. It's just like
01:14:06It's these people that are just not I
01:14:08I
01:14:13Feel like with a lot of people and this isn't always true, but I think it's true in a lot of cases
01:14:19Where a lot of the best writing comes from personal experience?
01:14:24turned into fantasy and I think obviously Lord of the Rings is the best example of that and
01:14:30So when you have a personal experience and a personal life
01:14:35You know basically experience you've had
01:14:38That is interesting and it's compelling it's made your life more challenging
01:14:43It's made it harder and it's made you had to work harder what that does
01:14:47I think is that it gives you a degree of like
01:14:51Texture to what you're doing and it makes it feel more real and I think the problem now
01:14:56This is what I was saying before about like these like, you know
01:14:58upper-middle-class theater kids
01:15:00The worst thing that they've had happen to them is that maybe they didn't get into the first school of their choice
01:15:06Whenever they they graduated high school. They had to go to the second school choice
01:15:11Maybe there's that maybe they had to you know, things were a little bit hard to you know
01:15:15Pay for their apartment that their parents were generally paying for right? It's generic bullshit
01:15:19And so like you compare that and then you compare that to let's say
01:15:23You know
01:15:24Tolkien who was in World War one who was in the fucking trenches as an officer and
01:15:31Like that informed how he made his characters in Lord of the Rings
01:15:37It's not even the same it's not even the same universe, right?
01:15:41Yeah, the horrors of war exactly, right?
01:15:44It's not DEI. The Anduin cinematic quality wise is phenomenal. But that's what I'm saying is it's not about the quality of the game
01:15:51It's about the vibe of the game and that's the point that I'm trying to get at
01:15:55It's all about the vibe and that's what I've cared about the whole time
01:15:59And like I think if they can lock down that vibe games can be good again