Watch the official “Party Crasher” from FOX’s new comedy series Going Dutch Season 1, Episode 7, created by Joel Church-Cooper.
Going Dutch Cast:
Denis Leary, Gemma Knight Jones, Catherine Tate, Dany Pudi, Joe Morton, Taylor Misiak, Dempsey Bryk, Laci Mosley, Hal Cumpston and Donald Sage Mackay
Watch Going Dutch Season 1 now on FOX and stream on Hulu!
Going Dutch Cast:
Denis Leary, Gemma Knight Jones, Catherine Tate, Dany Pudi, Joe Morton, Taylor Misiak, Dempsey Bryk, Laci Mosley, Hal Cumpston and Donald Sage Mackay
Watch Going Dutch Season 1 now on FOX and stream on Hulu!
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00:00I am confused. Why are you upon my doorstep?
00:08Oh, I'm crashing your party. Uninvited. Do you like that?
00:11No, I do not like that.
00:13Oh, good. You're going to love this.
00:15No gift. Would a people pleaser crash a party with no gift?
00:20I don't think so.
00:23But I am going to need you to take this because I am not an animal.
00:27I'm going to take that and I'm going to crash this way.
00:30Merry Christmas, y'all.
00:34Everyone, this is Captain Margaret Quinn.
00:39She is Patrick's daughter.
00:41She was not invited.
00:44Hi, everyone.
00:46I'm just here to prove to Katya that I am not a people pleaser.
00:51I don't care if Katya likes me.
00:52I actually don't care if any of you guys like me.
00:54Oh, what a look. A super look.
00:57Dana, what are you doing here?
00:59I was invited.
01:00Fantastic.
01:02Oh, who had it?
01:04Everyone, dinner will be served very shortly.
01:08Oh, raw meat. Disgusting.
01:11It's gourmet.
01:13Gourmet.
01:14Gourmet.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Yes, we grill our food.
01:17So we have to cook it before we eat it.
01:19Oh, God.
01:20Are we guests at this dinner or are we working it?
01:25No wonder she didn't get invited.
01:27The whole spread is, uh, beautiful.
01:29Bad.
01:30Yuck.
01:33You are a little baby.
01:35Now you go find your father and tell him he cannot let his little baby wander around my party.
01:43Oh, hey.
01:44Hey.
01:45I get it.
01:46This is the tank.
01:48Every terrestrial campaign has been won by armor, including this one tonight.
01:53I've never seen you drink white wine in my life.
01:55No, this is 90% vodka, because otherwise I'm going to kill somebody out there.
01:59I need...
02:00There you are, Colonel.
02:01Beatrix, you found me again.
02:04Beatrix was telling me for a long time about how she makes chairs that are uncomfortable for people to sit in.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Human comfort is not the reason for an object to exist.
02:15It is the reason chairs exist, though.
02:17My foot's killing me.
02:18I'm going to go in the kitchen and take some aspirin and...
02:20No, I think you should stay.
02:21No, you should stay.
02:22This is a very interesting conversation.
02:23No, why don't you stay?
02:24I can't.
02:25You can't.
02:26Because my foot hurts.
02:27Yeah, make a hole.
02:28There we go.
02:29Ah, you got me again.
02:30I think you didn't hear me the first time.
02:31Excuse me.
02:32Make a hole.
02:33Move.
02:34Move it.
02:35I should probably...
02:36When I place my butt on Beatrix's chairs, the beating life of its creators enters me.
02:42Well, I wish I had a tank.
02:48It is exhausting being that rude.
02:50I don't know how you do it all the time.
02:51It takes years of practice.
02:53What are you doing?
02:54Feeling like boxed in, like I need an escape plan.
02:58Here it is.
02:59Okay.
03:00You take that.
03:01I'm going to cut off one of my fingers.
03:02Why?
03:03Does everyone keep handing me knives?
03:05Here we go.
03:06Let's go pinky.
03:07It's good for both of us because you'll have to take me to the hospital.
03:09We'll both get out of it.
03:10No, you wish.
03:11Very disappointing.
03:12So you did cut off your pinky in 1994?
03:14Yes, this one.
03:15I knew it!
03:16You know, you're always on this thing about like we're not close enough and blah, blah, blah.
03:21Do stuff together.
03:22Can I have some of the vodka wine?
03:23Yeah, it's strapped under my scooter.