Situationshop With My Billionaire Friend (Hot Movie)
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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher or you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26lenny we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye honey
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously so she goes totally
00:02:22bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first place
00:02:27so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry i'll be right back
00:02:57oh damn it i'm so sorry oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh you're drowning my sorrows
00:03:11here same do you want to grab a drink sure
00:03:16all right
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:28happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever
00:03:45stop doing that
00:03:52thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job
00:03:57i'm doing marketing at gen guard small world they're our biggest client
00:04:02no way wait what do you do i work at a software development startup
00:04:08so what about your love life what what about your love life
00:04:23oh my god years of bad sex with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31hey
00:04:35how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51come on i'll be your wing woman though you're not your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun
00:05:44i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard i think i peed myself a little bit
00:05:51i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever
00:06:14that's forever
00:06:37so
00:06:48uh
00:07:06so
00:07:11so
00:07:35let's do that again
00:07:41oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here oh my head
00:07:56my head feels like there's banging nails resting on my brain
00:08:00hey that made sense right here what no no no no no no no bad idea what last night was a bad idea
00:08:15why because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:20so
00:08:22fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're right
00:08:28but still but still
00:08:33i have a proposition what friends with benefits sex without strings
00:08:43you do you i do me and we do each other
00:08:51interesting
00:08:59okay sold
00:09:01friends with benefits
00:09:25and i'll need the marketing report
00:09:30For the fourth quarter.
00:09:38Hello, ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:48We know each other from college.
00:09:50He's one of my best friends.
00:09:52What are you doing here?
00:09:54Here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but
00:10:13talk to you later?
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:45Article one. Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article two.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place,
00:10:54at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Article three.
00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:02Agreed.
00:11:04Article four.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:11Article five.
00:11:14Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:11:17the agreement is over.
00:11:20I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally,
00:11:34friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:48Let's eat.
00:11:56Let's eat.
00:12:26No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:45And I think you're insane.
00:12:47No, you do.
00:12:50Stop it.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:11Why?
00:13:14I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:27Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:46Friends first?
00:13:53Friends first.
00:14:04So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:18Are you kidding?
00:14:20He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh, um, yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a mighty petty ready for the big night.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:04Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made for me special, it's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:29Why don't you just ask him this yourself, on your date?
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:33If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:54No, no, no, no, never.
00:15:57We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:07Super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Cool.
00:16:22And now being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:32Where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:38Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:45How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:49My favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:24Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:36Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one night stand?
00:17:46No, no.
00:17:47That's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:30Did you, um...
00:18:33Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:44Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:05I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh?
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21No.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24It's my fudge.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28Alright.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:20:06Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:35He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:31Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:03That was fun.
00:22:05Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:10Both.
00:22:12Okay.
00:22:13You got to watch out for him.
00:22:14He's a player.
00:22:15So what?
00:22:17Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:19No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:22Oh, my God.
00:22:24Are you jealous?
00:22:26No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:27Why would I be jealous?
00:22:29We're friends with benefits.
00:22:31Remember?
00:22:33Yeah.
00:22:35You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:27Falafels for Mrs. Lean Lemonade.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:57They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:26Friends forever?
00:24:29Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:51Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57It's just, I'm just so happy.
00:25:01You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:05I think he could be the one.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:10I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:12You've only just started dating.
00:25:15Have you ever had a connection?
00:25:17That's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:26That's us.
00:25:28You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:33He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:38I hope you're not jealous.
00:25:41Oh, no.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:26:07Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:13Famous last words.
00:26:15Is it attic?
00:26:18Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:25You never know.
00:26:30Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37This is your lifeline.
00:26:40It's long.
00:26:42You have a nice long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:50And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this is your loveline.
00:27:02So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:32You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:34Great idea.
00:28:05Okay.
00:28:29Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:34Do you have a key?
00:28:41I was thinking.
00:29:02Nice trick.
00:29:04Right?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:10Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello.
00:29:15Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:18I brought dough.
00:29:31That's...
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:38Beth!
00:29:39Wait, Beth!
00:29:41Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:45What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving.
00:30:02I'm getting dressed.
00:30:03I'm going.
00:30:04I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:05I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:06You didn't do anything.
00:30:07It was me.
00:30:08I fucked up.
00:30:09You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is, it was.
00:30:16I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:22I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:36Friends first?
00:30:43Hey, Beth.
00:30:49Go away.
00:30:55I need to talk to you.
00:31:03I fire her except Danny said we'd get sued.
00:31:12You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:16It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:21I promise.
00:31:29Do you love her?
00:31:30Of course not.
00:31:32She means nothing to me.
00:31:36Really?
00:31:38I want to see what happens between us, you and me.
00:31:43Please, give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:32:09Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:12Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:14I'm so confused.
00:32:16Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric, hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while and I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again if you're up for it.
00:32:38Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leanne?
00:32:50Call me.
00:33:04Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:12in order to find me.
00:33:35It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:37Hey, Eric.
00:33:41I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher, Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:51I know you're with her.
00:33:52You lied to me.
00:33:55Okay.
00:33:56Miss you.
00:33:57Call me.
00:33:58Bye.
00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:08Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:25Hey, baby.
00:34:46Slow down.
00:34:52To love.
00:34:56Wait.
00:34:58Love sucks.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:03I think we've had enough.
00:35:07How about we head back to my place?
00:35:12Fabulous.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:45What a goody, isn't he?
00:36:15I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:28I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:31You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:42No way.
00:36:44She would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:38:12What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:38How could you miss that?
00:38:41Sorry.
00:38:42I'm trying my best.
00:38:43Hey.
00:38:44Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:45He causes the game.
00:38:47Okay, hey, you've had too much to drink.
00:38:49Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:51She can handle herself.
00:38:53Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone!
00:38:56Asher.
00:38:57Look at the loser.
00:38:58So embarrassing.
00:39:02Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:08Come on.
00:40:09Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:23I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:25We only just got back together.
00:40:28Beth, we were never together.
00:40:32I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:34You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:37Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:41I'm so sorry.
00:40:42I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:47You can't fire me.
00:40:48I don't work at your company, and I own mine.
00:40:52Fire Leanne.
00:40:53You can't.
00:40:54She'll sue.
00:40:57Okay, you're a terrific girl, and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:01And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:42:11Bye.
00:42:14Bye.
00:42:40Hey, Eric.
00:42:42Thinking about you.
00:42:44When do you want to hook up?
00:42:48How about a hotel this time?
00:42:52We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:42:58Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:03XO, XO.
00:43:08When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:15I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:17Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:19I don't know.
00:43:20I didn't send it.
00:43:22You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:29How could you be so stupid?
00:43:31I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:34Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:36You're my lover.
00:43:37You're my best friend.
00:43:39Leanne.
00:43:43I am not a cheater.
00:43:45I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:55I do.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:30I will, I will, I will!
00:44:47Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:44:50Or both?
00:44:51Thoughts?
00:44:55Please, don't marry him.
00:44:57You don't love her.
00:44:59You're rebounding.
00:45:07I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:09Thoughts?
00:45:12A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:18They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:21Thoughts?
00:45:37Seat your Uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:40I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:44Did you know that?
00:45:45It's crazy.
00:45:47Oh my God.
00:46:04Hello!
00:46:08Did you get my messages?
00:46:10You're going to love the photographer.
00:46:11He's awesome.
00:46:13I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:16Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:17Sure.
00:46:18Thanks.
00:46:38Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:50You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:46:53Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:46:57Ever.
00:47:05Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:09Effective now.
00:47:11Wait, what?
00:47:14Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets to our competitors.
00:47:18Who's the source?
00:47:25Oh my God.
00:47:26Why would she do this?
00:47:29Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:31No, it's not true.
00:47:32This will ruin me.
00:47:33You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy Wethy this weekend.
00:47:39But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:43So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:45Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:49It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:51It's already in the trades.
00:47:53You're toxic, Asher.
00:47:55Nobody will touch you.
00:47:58So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:09Asher?
00:48:10You bitch.
00:48:12What?
00:48:13You jealous bitch.
00:48:15What are you doing?
00:48:17I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:19So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:22Honey?
00:48:24What are you talking about?
00:48:26I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:28Well, job well done.
00:48:29Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:31Stay away from me.
00:48:34Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:37We are not friends.
00:48:39Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:42Stay away from me.
00:48:43Don't contact me.
00:48:44Don't speak to me.
00:48:45Don't look at me.
00:48:53You are dead to me.
00:49:24I love you.
00:49:43I love you.
00:50:08I love you.
00:50:36I love you.
00:51:05I love you.
00:51:34I love you.
00:51:57Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:00I didn't write this.
00:52:06Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:10It was Beth.
00:52:16Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:19It was Beth.
00:52:22She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:25Oh my god.
00:52:27It's Saturday.
00:52:28I have to warn him.
00:52:31Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:36Come on.
00:52:42Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:11Beth?
00:53:38Beth?
00:54:06Oh my god.
00:54:16She's insane.
00:54:19What are you doing here?
00:54:22Beth.
00:54:25You set me up.
00:54:28You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:31I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:35And I won.
00:54:38You stay away from me.
00:54:41You're insane.
00:54:45I'll scream.
00:54:46Nobody will hear you.
00:54:53Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:00I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:02I promise, Beth.
00:55:04Okay?
00:55:06You and Asher are...
00:55:08You're a great couple.
00:55:10He loves you.
00:55:14Why don't I just go away?
00:55:16I'll move.
00:55:18I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:20Please, Beth.
00:55:23Don't hurt me.
00:55:25Okay?
00:55:27I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:31But you've got to go.
00:55:38I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:42But you've got to go.
00:55:44No.
00:55:46Oh, my God.
00:55:49Oh, my God.
00:55:51Oh, my God.
00:55:53Oh, my God.
00:55:55Oh, my God.
00:55:57Oh, my God.
00:55:59Oh, my God.
00:56:01Oh, my God.
00:56:03Oh, my God.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:09Oh, my God.
00:56:11Oh, my God.
00:56:13Oh, my God.
00:56:15Oh, my God.
00:56:17Oh, my God.
00:56:19Oh, my God.
00:56:21Oh, my God.
00:56:23Oh, my God.
00:56:25Oh, my God.
00:56:27Oh, my God.
00:56:29Oh, my God.
00:56:31Oh, my God.
00:56:33Oh, my God.
00:56:35Oh, my God.
00:56:37Oh, my God.
00:56:39Oh, my God.
00:56:41Oh, my God.
00:56:59Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:02You're not going anywhere.
00:57:05You're crazy.
00:57:08You're never getting away with this.
00:57:10Oh, but I will. See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:21I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:28You bitch. You bitch!
00:57:33Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:57:38Toodles!
00:57:40Fuck.
00:58:10Fuck.
00:58:29No!
00:58:40Fuck.
00:59:10Fuck.
00:59:29No, no, no, no. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:33No! Come on!
00:59:40No!
00:59:48Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
00:59:54Stop!
00:59:58Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:05Stop!
01:00:07What are you doing here? Keep going, fast!
01:00:11What's going on, Beth?
01:00:13Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:17Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. Let's go finish it!
01:00:21Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter. Not me. On which she forged my signature.
01:00:28What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:34Is this true?
01:00:35She's crazy. Security!
01:00:38She confessed to it all last night. Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:45Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:51Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:00:59Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:04Beth, how could you?
01:01:06I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:08Get off me!
01:01:14I will kill you! I will kill you!
01:01:21Hey!
01:01:26No, no, no, no!
01:01:28Beth, don't do this!
01:01:29You're crazy! Asher, I will live your life if you let me live!
01:01:37Are you okay?
01:01:40Yeah, I think so.
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:44God, can someone grab a chair?
01:01:50Are you okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:56God, can someone grab a chair?
01:02:00Oh, shit.
01:02:03Babe. Hey. Wake up, babe. Baby, wake up. Baby. Hey, wake up. Wake up, baby.
01:02:11Leanne.
01:02:14Asher.
01:02:15Yes, it's me. And it's all over.
01:02:23I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:26I'm more sorry. You saved me. You're my hero.
01:02:35Asher, I love you.
01:02:38I love you, Leanne.
01:02:45Let me help you up.
01:02:47Come on.
01:02:52But before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:05Will you marry me?
01:03:10Yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:16They say that sex ruins everything. But sometimes, it makes everything better.