Situationshop With My Billionaire Friend (Hot Movie)
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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher or you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26lenny we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye honey
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously so she goes totally
00:02:22bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first place
00:02:27so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry i'll be right back
00:02:57oh damn it i'm so sorry oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh you're drowning my sorrows
00:03:11here same do you want to grab a drink sure
00:03:16all right
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:28happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever
00:03:45stop doing that
00:03:52thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job
00:03:57i'm doing marketing at gen guard small world they're our biggest client
00:04:02no way wait what do you do i work at a software development startup
00:04:08so what about your love life what what about your love life
00:04:23oh my god years of bad sex with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31hey
00:04:35how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51come on i'll be your wing woman though you're not your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun
00:05:44i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard i think i peed myself a little bit
00:05:51i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever
00:06:14that's forever
00:06:37so
00:06:48uh
00:07:06so
00:07:11so
00:07:35let's do that again
00:07:41oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here oh my head
00:07:56my head feels like there's banging nails resting on my brain
00:08:00hey that made sense right here what no no no no no no no bad idea what last night was a bad idea
00:08:15why because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:20so
00:08:22fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're right
00:08:28but still but still
00:08:33i have a proposition what friends with benefits sex without strings
00:08:43you do you i do me and we do each other
00:08:51interesting
00:08:59okay sold
00:09:00and i'll need the marketing report
00:09:29I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:38Hello, ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54I'm here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:08I've been busy since college.
00:10:10Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I've got to run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:35A contract?
00:10:36It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:38OK.
00:10:40Article one, nobody knows.
00:10:43It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:45Good point.
00:10:46Article two, we meet at a mutually agreed upon place,
00:10:49at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:51OK.
00:10:53Article three, we meet at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56OK.
00:10:57Article three, honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:04Article four, no lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:11Article five, once one party sleeps with another person,
00:11:17the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:21Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally, friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:48Let's eat.
00:11:48Let's eat.
00:11:49Let's eat.
00:12:43No.
00:12:44I think the wife did it.
00:12:45And I think you're insane.
00:12:47No, you do, dude!
00:12:49Stop it!
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:11Why?
00:13:14I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:18No, friends first, remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:28Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:41Come on.
00:13:46Friends first?
00:13:53Friends first.
00:14:04So, see you at 7 tonight?
00:14:05Yeah, sure.
00:14:17Oh my god!
00:14:19You gotta be kidding!
00:14:21He asked me out, he asked me out!
00:14:23Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on him for so long!
00:14:28On Usher?
00:14:29Yes!
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:32Yes!
00:14:33On a date?
00:14:34Yes, yes, yes!
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:42Um.
00:14:43Yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a mini patty ready for the big plate.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um.
00:15:12He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Ooh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:19I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:26What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date.
00:15:33I can't do that.
00:15:34If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:39Marry?
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:45Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:49Me and Asher?
00:15:52No.
00:15:54No, no, no.
00:15:55Never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:57We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:07It's super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21Cool.
00:16:22Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:30It's my favorite city.
00:16:32Where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:38Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:45How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:49That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:08That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Uh, take care.
00:17:27Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Come here, come here.
00:17:35What?
00:17:36Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:10Shh.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you...
00:18:24Jealous?
00:18:26No.
00:18:31Did you, um...
00:18:33Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:37But not for lack of a trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:44Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:57You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:05I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:13Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24It's my fudge.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28Alright.
00:19:29Oh.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:59Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:16True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:41Friendship first.
00:20:44Leanne Lamont.
00:20:56Leanne Lamont.
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:16Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:19My bad. My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a dish you...
00:21:29Here, let me.
00:21:31Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:34Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:44Well, see you guys later.
00:21:49Here.
00:21:53Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:07Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:12Both.
00:22:14Okay. You gotta watch out for him, he's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:21No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh my god.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
00:22:31We're friends with benefits, remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:38Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:50You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:55Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:58...arrangement.
00:23:00Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:08Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:13Maybe I will.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:24Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:26That's me. Oh my god.
00:23:33I'm Eric.
00:23:40What are you doing here?
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:57They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um...
00:24:03I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:08No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:13I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:17Oh my god.
00:24:19Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:25Friends forever?
00:24:28Friends forever.
00:24:32Dinner later?
00:24:35Sounds awesome.
00:24:43The next day.
00:24:56Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:58Oh, it's just...
00:25:00I'm just so happy.
00:25:03You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:08I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate, that you just know?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:27That's awesome.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you're not jealous.
00:25:42Oh, no.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:55I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:26:01The next day.
00:26:07Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it... attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:21How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:26Yeah, you never know.
00:26:31Give me your hand.
00:26:33I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:35Come on.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:43So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:50And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:57And this is your loveline.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:05But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:27You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:30Great idea.
00:28:27Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:34Do you have a key?
00:28:40I was thinking.
00:28:57Oh.
00:29:01Oh.
00:29:03Nice trick.
00:29:05Right?
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:10Who is that?
00:29:12I have no idea.
00:29:14Hello! Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:19I brought dough!
00:29:27Oh no.
00:29:31That was sad.
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:38Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:41Oh fuck, what have I done?
00:29:45What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:57Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:59I'm leaving. I'm getting dressed. I'm going. I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:03I'm sorry, okay? You didn't do anything. It was me. I fucked up.
00:30:07You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:09It wasn't. It isn't. It doesn't matter. I fucked up.
00:30:11Whatever it is, it was. I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:18I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:30Friends first?
00:30:36Friends first.
00:30:52Hey.
00:30:58Hey, Beth.
00:31:00Go away.
00:31:06I need to talk to you.
00:31:09I didn't fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:12You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:16No, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:18It's a game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay? I promise.
00:31:29Do you love her?
00:31:30Of course not.
00:31:32Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:38Hey, I want to see what happens between us. You and me.
00:31:43Please.
00:31:45Give me another chance.
00:31:49No.
00:31:53I suppose.
00:31:57Okay.
00:32:11Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:15I'm so confused.
00:32:17Friends forever, remember?
00:32:24Eric, hi.
00:32:27I'm sorry if it's been a while and I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again if you're up for it.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:44Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:50Are you with Leanne? Call me.
00:32:53No!
00:33:04Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:11If you ever want to be friends again.
00:33:13You know where to find me.
00:33:23Okay.
00:33:35It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:37Hey, Eric.
00:33:41I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher, Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:51I know you're with her.
00:33:52You lied to me.
00:33:55Okay.
00:33:56Miss you.
00:33:57Call me.
00:33:58Bye.
00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:08Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you.
00:34:12But maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:21Okay.
00:34:45Hey, hey, hey, babe, slow down.
00:34:52To love.
00:34:56Wait.
00:34:58Love sucks.
00:35:02Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:35:07How about we head back to my place?
00:35:12Fabulous.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:22Easy, easy.
00:35:45A lot of goodies in me.
00:35:52Okay.
00:36:17I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:20I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:28I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:31You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:41It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:44No way.
00:36:45She would never.
00:36:46He's a knob.
00:36:48Which is why...
00:36:51I grabbed a photo.
00:36:54I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:17I love you.
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00:38:38What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:39How could you miss that?
00:38:41Sorry.
00:38:42I'm trying my best.
00:38:44Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:46He causes the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to drink.
00:38:50Don't tell anyone.
00:38:51You're a woman.
00:38:52She can handle herself.
00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone!
00:38:56Asher.
00:38:57Look at the loser.
00:38:59It's all embarrassing.
00:39:03Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:09Come on.
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00:40:27I love you.
00:40:28I love you.
00:40:29I love you.
00:40:30I love you.
00:40:31I love you.
00:40:32I love you.
00:40:33I love you.
00:40:34I love you.
00:40:35I love you.
00:40:36I love you.
00:40:37I love you.
00:40:38I love you.
00:40:39I love you.
00:40:40I love you.
00:40:41I love you.
00:40:42I love you.
00:40:43I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:47You can't fire me. I don't work at your company, and I own mine.
00:40:52I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:54You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:58Okay, you're a terrific girl, and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:01And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:07See ya.
00:41:09AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:42:09You
00:42:39Hey Eric, thinking about you. When do you want to hook up?
00:42:48How about a hotel this time?
00:42:52We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:42:58Love, her friend with benefits, Liam.
00:43:03XO, XO.
00:43:08When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Liam.
00:43:15I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:17Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:19I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:22You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:29How could you be so stupid?
00:43:31I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:35Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:39Liam.
00:43:43I am not a cheater.
00:43:46I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:55I do.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:30I will, I will, I will!
00:44:47Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert? Or both? Thoughts?
00:44:55Please, don't marry him. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:07I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:12A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:19They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:38Seat your Uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:41I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:48Oh my God.
00:46:04Hello!
00:46:08Did you get my messages?
00:46:11You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:13I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:18Sure.
00:46:19Thanks.
00:46:38Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:51You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:06Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:12Wait, what?
00:47:15Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets to our competitors.
00:47:19Who's the source?
00:47:26Oh my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:30Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:32No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:34Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy Wethy this weekend.
00:47:40But you never speak to me again.
00:47:44So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:46Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:50It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:47:54You're toxic, Asher. Nobody will touch you.
00:47:59So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:10Asher?
00:48:11You bitch.
00:48:12What?
00:48:13You jealous bitch.
00:48:15What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:17I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:22Honey?
00:48:24What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:28Well, job well done.
00:48:29Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:31Stay away from me.
00:48:34Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:37We are not friends. Okay? We are nothing.
00:48:42Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:48:53You are dead to me.
00:50:23I'm sorry.
00:50:53I'm sorry.
00:51:23I'm sorry.
00:51:53Oh my god, this is crazy. I didn't write this.
00:52:06Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:10It was Beth.
00:52:16Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:19It was Beth.
00:52:22She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:25Oh my god.
00:52:27Wedding's on Saturday. I have to warn him.
00:52:32Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:37Come on.
00:52:42Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:11Beth?
00:53:38Beth?
00:54:01Beth?
00:54:14Oh my god.
00:54:17She's insane.
00:54:19What are you doing here?
00:54:23Beth.
00:54:26You set me up.
00:54:28You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:31I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right, and I won.
00:54:39You stay away from me.
00:54:41You're insane.
00:54:46I'll scream.
00:54:47Nobody will hear you.
00:54:54Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:01I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:03I promise, Beth.
00:55:05Okay?
00:55:06You and Asher are...
00:55:08You're a great couple.
00:55:11He loves you.
00:55:15Why don't I just go away?
00:55:17I'll move.
00:55:19I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:21Please, Beth.
00:55:24Don't hurt me, okay?
00:55:27I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:31But you've gotta go.
00:55:38I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:42But you've gotta go.
00:55:45No!
00:55:47Get off me!
00:55:50No.
00:55:51Get off me.
00:55:56Get off me!
00:55:59Get off me.
00:56:04You
00:56:34Don't
00:57:00Father
00:57:01That pipe's in there good
00:57:02You're not going anywhere
00:57:04You're crazy
00:57:06You're never getting away with it
00:57:08Oh and I will
00:57:10See I'm getting married today
00:57:12And then we'll go on our honeymoon
00:57:14And when I get back
00:57:16You'll be dead
00:57:18I hear starvation is a long and painful death
00:57:20You're right
00:57:22I'm going back to my old life
00:57:24painful death.
00:57:25You bitch.
00:57:26You bitch!
00:57:27Fuck!
00:57:28Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:57:29Toodles!
00:57:31You bitch!
00:57:32You bitch!
00:57:33You bitch!
00:57:34You bitch!
00:57:35You bitch!
00:57:36You bitch!
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00:57:40You bitch!
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00:57:59You bitch!
00:58:00You bitch!
00:58:01You bitch!
00:58:02You bitch!
00:58:03You bitch!
00:58:04You bitch!
00:58:05You bitch!
00:58:06You bitch!
00:58:07You bitch!
00:58:08You bitch!
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00:58:10You bitch!
00:58:11You bitch!
00:58:12You bitch!
00:58:13You bitch!
00:58:14You bitch!
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00:58:16You bitch!
00:58:17You bitch!
00:58:18You bitch!
00:58:19You bitch!
00:58:20You bitch!
00:58:21You bitch!
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00:58:26You bitch!
00:58:27You bitch!
00:58:29No!
00:58:30No!
00:58:58Get in!
00:59:29No!
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00:59:58Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:05Stop!
01:00:09What are you doing here? Keep going, fast!
01:00:12What's going on, Beth?
01:00:13Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:17Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. Let's go finish it!
01:00:21Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me.
01:00:27On which she forged my signature.
01:00:29What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:35Is this true?
01:00:36She's crazy. Security!
01:00:39She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:46Azure, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:52Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:00:57Beth, how could you?
01:00:59I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:01Get off me!
01:01:06I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:09Don't!
01:01:13Hey!
01:01:14No!
01:01:15Azure!
01:01:18No, no, no, no!
01:01:19No, no, no, no!
01:01:20No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:21No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:22No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:23No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:24No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:25No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:26No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:27No!
01:01:28Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:30Azure, I don't believe you!
01:01:31I love you!
01:01:32Honey, why?
01:01:35Hey.
01:01:37You okay?
01:01:40Yeah, I think so.
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:43Good.
01:01:44God.
01:01:46Can someone grab a chair?
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55Good.
01:01:56God.
01:01:58Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:04Babe.
01:02:05Hey.
01:02:06Wake up, babe.
01:02:07Baby, wake up.
01:02:08Baby.
01:02:09Hey, wake up.
01:02:10Wake up, baby.
01:02:12Man.
01:02:15Azure.
01:02:16Yes, it's me.
01:02:17And it's all over.
01:02:18It's all over.
01:02:24I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:27I'm more sorry.
01:02:28You saved me.
01:02:29You're my hero.
01:02:35Azure, I love you.
01:02:38I love you, Leah.
01:02:45Let me help you up.
01:02:46I love you.
01:02:53But before I take you to the hospital,
01:02:57I have a question to ask you.
01:03:06Will you marry me?
01:03:11Yes.
01:03:12Yes.
01:03:13Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:16Yes.
01:03:20They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:23But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:46I love you.
01:03:47I love you.
01:03:48I love you.
01:03:49I love you.
01:03:50I love you.
01:03:51I love you.
01:03:52I love you.
01:03:53I love you.
01:03:54I love you.
01:03:55I love you.
01:03:56I love you.
01:03:57I love you.
01:03:58I love you.
01:03:59I love you.
01:04:00I love you.
01:04:01I love you.
01:04:02I love you.
01:04:03I love you.
01:04:04I love you.
01:04:05I love you.
01:04:06I love you.
01:04:07I love you.
01:04:08I love you.
01:04:09I love you.
01:04:10I love you.
01:04:11I love you.
01:04:12I love you.
01:04:13I love you.
01:04:14I love you.