They’re raising holy hell one last time. #TheRighteousGemstones returns March 9 on Max.
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00:00Take the stress away by checking into one of our luxury prayer pods.
00:05With prayer pods, the Gemstones are bringing you their love and message everywhere you are.
00:10Prayer pods are the future of worship.
00:13Cozy.
00:15Jesus Christ, a bunch of shit is damn pants in there.
00:19Fucking farted on your knee, dude.
00:21Woo! Here we go now.
00:23Welcome the Gemstone family with Eli himself.
00:27I literally had to go down to Florida and drag his long-haired ass back here.
00:32Ew! Is that a woman's bra?
00:35That's for tits.
00:36Imagine if daddy met someone new. Yucky dogs.
00:40Luckily, daddy's nuts done dried.
00:42Cause mama's got him in a jar up in heaven.
00:45Okay.
00:49You're living the dream, Keith.
00:51I'm the happiest I've ever been.
00:53There's my mans.
00:55I guess your brother is the Gemstone with the juice.
00:58Back up off me, son, if you know what's good for you.
01:03I am the tiger, dick of a horse. Take no prisoners, show no remorse.
01:11Eli, looks like you got a little hickey on your deck.
01:14Daddy is such a nerd who gets no action.
01:17Daddy's rizzle-less.
01:18Seems pretty cool to me.
01:19It's very cool.
01:20When you this age, you got to get it where you can get it. Am I right?
01:24Am I supposed to live the rest of my life in mourning?
01:28Yes!
01:32There's a war going on against Christianity in this country.
01:38We never turn our back on family.
01:41That is our Gemstone commitment to you.
01:44That is our Gemstone commitment to you.
01:49But our prayer pod.
01:51Jesse's dumbass invention.
01:53People were jacking off in them.
01:55On gay Reddit, they refer to them as squirt-yurts.
01:57Oh!
02:14You