This video is brought to you by PrizePicks
https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FunnyMarco
Dragon Fire Sparkling Wine is Available At
https://dragonfirewinesofficial.com/
Druski sits down with FunnyMarco to paint & speak on growing up as a kid & relationships.
Thank you all for the love & support you've been showing.
We are on the road to 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS !
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE & TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS SO YOU WON'T MISS ANYTHING
Thanks for watching! I hope you enjoyed every second of this video!
Who would you like to see me interview next ? Comment Below
Follow Me On All Socials:
- INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/funnymarco/?hl=en
- FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/funnymarco1
- TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@realfunnymarco?lang=en
- TWITTER: https://twitter.com/funny_marco?lang=en
https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FunnyMarco
Dragon Fire Sparkling Wine is Available At
https://dragonfirewinesofficial.com/
Druski sits down with FunnyMarco to paint & speak on growing up as a kid & relationships.
Thank you all for the love & support you've been showing.
We are on the road to 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS !
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE & TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS SO YOU WON'T MISS ANYTHING
Thanks for watching! I hope you enjoyed every second of this video!
Who would you like to see me interview next ? Comment Below
Follow Me On All Socials:
- INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/funnymarco/?hl=en
- FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/funnymarco1
- TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@realfunnymarco?lang=en
- TWITTER: https://twitter.com/funny_marco?lang=en
Categoría
😹
DiversiónTranscripción
00:00Right now we're on a set of a set so we're gonna be painting. I mean you guys
00:10are all wearing my shirt in here so why did you do that? What is the
00:16reason for my face on all the? It's a vibe. Okay. You can introduce yourself man. Oh this is a teacher.
00:23Oh what's going on man? My name is Jamal. I'm from Atlanta man. I've been doing this painting thing for a long time. So we're going to jump into the painting today.
00:31Yeah let's uh. What about the painting? Oh how about if we did draw like. You sure?
00:36He's the teacher though. Yeah that's him. That's the teacher. Have you ever done time before? You do art though. I do art yeah. Okay yeah just explain your
00:42background now. I'm curious about his background. I've been doing art for about my whole life really but working professionally as an artist for like 20 years.
00:50That's dope. That's dope. My daddy went to prison and that's where he started drawing.
00:54He went to prison and started drawing? That's what's up. So that's where he usually started. He was in there for 20 years. My dad was a pilot.
01:00Yeah so uh. Fighter pilot? So he was a suburban kid. He was a pilot for United Airlines. Your dad and mom was in your life?
01:07Yeah they both were. That's just where I came from man. Let's move on. The teacher he's. No I'm saying but I'm saying it's people that don't got both parents.
01:16Well we know who those people are. I'm one of them. Well you and a couple others in here. For sure. Move on. We're moving on.
01:25You got a pen? So what are we drawing here today? A portrait. Could we start off with a pencil?
01:31Why does everybody got my shirt? Why does everybody got my face on the shirt right now? This is like a thing.
01:38Oh this is um. Oh it's the artsy thing. Yeah this is a vibe. I just feel like it's a uniform. Oh okay yeah.
01:47What was you doing in this picture? That's something from like 9th grade I think. Yeah but who were you?
01:54Well I was an athlete. Obviously. You were an athlete in this? Yeah I was an athlete in that. I played football for uh. What position?
02:02Uh well there's jokes around that I was an ass back but I played full back. You know. Everybody get your ass back on that bench. I never played that.
02:12I played full back but you know. Everybody you know. Fuck it. Let's move on man. It's not about that.
02:19Alright did you struggle in school? Like was you smart? Like what was you? This guy smoke dope man. What type of art teacher is this man?
02:27Hey man where we at bro? You told me this was. Come on man. I thought this was some like real shit that we was doing. I didn't know that.
02:37Nah I'm with you. You don't even pay. Who the fuck is that? That's Pudgy. Pudgy can you come give him a hug?
02:45Well nah he don't got a. Pudgy you don't got a. Alright. Okay yeah this is. Well Pudgy that felt weird man. You grabbed down on my crotch right there.
02:56Thank you man. Um Mr. Jamal. And we're drawing a portrait of. Of my face. Okay. Step one. Step one.
03:10We're gonna start working on the shape of the face. You know basically you know. Oh shit. Like an oval face. Round face. Rectangle face.
03:19And we're just gonna start getting some shapes. Uh you got your pencil in hand. Yep.
03:25Now to start going with the squish stuff.
03:30Was you. In school what was you liking in school though? Like what type of grades did you make?
03:35For the most part I. I was failing a lot of classes. Yeah I'd say that. This guy was failing classes. Yeah.
03:42What did you think? Nah he looked innocent. Nah they just like. Like you could have played.
03:48I. I. Well I was. I was trying to apply myself in school but it never fully. Oh you were dyslexic too.
03:55Yeah. No. No. No. I never was dyslexic. In elementary school they thought I had ADD but.
04:01I got that too. I'm dyslexic. No I don't have neither one of those. So you struggle with spelling and reading?
04:05No I. You know I don't. I don't read backwards. I'm not. I'm not dyslexic.
04:10No I'm saying it's okay to do it. I do that. No I never. On camera you don't want to tell it but it's okay to say that you struggle with reading and spelling.
04:17I never struggle with that. No. Okay what's wrong with people that do? They thought I had ADD. They thought. No I got that.
04:23As you can see it was Pass Off to Dan. I'm here. And we're here in my office. Prospect. And we got wonderful news for you.
04:36For my new users. For my new users. When you sign up with the code FunnyMarco and you play for a dollar you get fifty dollars.
04:45I had a brain freeze. You get fifty dollars instantly when you play your first five dollars. With the same game you love but a new offer more or less.
05:02Just remember use code FunnyMarco. That's all you gotta do. Just remember. Just put in FunnyMarco and you gonna get it. Dan gonna pass it back to you. Let's get back to it.
05:13I was in Rewind 80. Oh okay. What's that? That's where you physically had to read with headphones on. Oh well that's. How many people you had in your class?
05:23You could count. Probably on one hand. It was probably eight of us. Well I figured. It was a care program. Okay. But no. I did Hooked on Phonics.
05:35So you struggled with reading. No I didn't struggle. I took those courses which was like TV stuff. I never. I know but if you took Hooked on Phonics that means you struggled with reading. Do you agree? Do you read? You know how to read?
05:47I agree very well. Alright let's get back. Alright so you start with the face and then what? And then we're gonna work on the features. You know what I mean? So you got eyes, nose, mouth. And you know the face is usually symmetrical.
05:59You can do like cross. Mine kind of look like a pear a little bit. It kind of give a resemblance of a pear. Or a Mr. Potato Head. I can't. Alright.
06:11What about when it comes to the brand like Studs? Are you into Studs? Wow yeah. I've always been into a woman that can take things serious. You know?
06:24So Studs. You are into Studs? Whatever it comes with. I'm just into women that can take things serious. The majority of the time they dress like men. They're women. I think it's just something that I like a woman that can be serious about.
06:39Damn okay. You like Studs though? Yeah. Hey. Well I also. Nah you like Studs. Thank you. What's your name? I'm Jordi. Jordi? Yeah. I know a Jordi. I know a Jordi. She stay in Tampa. Yeah.
06:57So what about your girl? Yeah she white. Okay you good. So like your girlfriend. How long y'all been together? Huh? How long your girl been together? What? Who? Why would you do that man? What you doing? What we doing next?
07:12I ain't gonna fuck that shit man. My bad Jamal. You right. Fuck it. Let's move on.
07:29Football. You do know about football right? Yeah I know. I know. I know a little bit about football.
07:33Why you ain't got no highlight tapes out? So my huddle they deleted it. They deleted the whole shit. It was some scam shit. It was during COVID year. I had a bunch of highlight tapes.
07:43From when I played fullback at my high school and middle school. I had a bunch of tapes. I was a good player though. I averaged like probably about 7-10.
07:52Did your mom and them come to the game? My granddad did. I know you got a good relationship with your grandma. She was the only one at the games. I said my granddad.
08:01I know but your grandma. You got a good relationship with her. Did she come to your games a lot? She was in a walker. What are you doing bro?
08:12There's nothing funny about a walker. Nah I didn't lie. I didn't lie. I mean if you laugh that's just fucked up bro. People get older and they have to be in walkers and wheelchairs.
08:20Nah that's not. I mean like the wheelchairs you make fun of people with your skits. I never made a joke about that. I've never done that.
08:28I mean we talked about it. My grandma couldn't make it to the game. The time when you was doing it your grandma couldn't show up.
08:35She was struggling with transportation. And when I say transportation I'm not talking about car. I'm talking about her walker was not able to get to the bleachers.
08:47Bleachers have steps and all that. She couldn't do it. What is it with that man? You got a problem with that?
08:53What?
08:55What's next?
09:18Y'all the ones. Y'all the ones for me. I know y'all about to show some love. I see the cards here so I already know what time it is. I already know what time it is.
09:28I know y'all show some love baby. I'm so anxious to get to this. Y'all don't mind if I get to it now do y'all?
09:36We're just going to party and sit back and drink.
09:43Yeah so why you only invite us?
09:45It's a long story. I don't really want to get into it.
09:48They say you're scaring off the family members.
09:50It's a long story. I just want to have a good time with my peoples.
09:55Could have at least invited your barber.
09:57See this is one of those guy jokes. I invite you to my party and you still want to clown on me?
10:02I only came here for the cake.
10:03But you know I got love for you at the end of the day. You know I got love for you at the end of the day.
10:07Yeah man.
10:10Alright, alright. If y'all don't mind I'm going to get to these gifts because I know y'all bless y'all boy.
10:14I know y'all bless y'all boy.
10:16Big time. We love you.
10:18I know y'all about to show that. I know y'all about to show that.
10:20Who got the yellow? Who got the yellow?
10:22I know he got that.
10:24He always got the jokes.
10:27Yeah.
10:31That's what's up. That's what's up.
10:33Look good.
10:35Thank you, thank you, thank you.
10:39Who's me?
10:40Yeah, you got the orange.
10:41I knew it felt heavy. I knew it felt heavy.
10:44Boy, I knew my boy took care of me.
10:46Alright, okay.
10:48That one right there from the heart.
10:50Yeah, yeah.
10:52Yeah, okay.
10:54Thank you, thank you. Appreciate that.
10:56Yeah, read it.
10:57Yeah, no, I read it. I read it. It showed love. It showed love.
11:00What did it say?
11:01Hey, fast reader, man.
11:02Hey, yeah, you know, that's what they taught me in school. You know what I'm saying?
11:05Alright, alright. Who got the blue?
11:06Boss lady.
11:07Yeah.
11:08I know you ain't put no firing in here. You know what I'm saying? I know you're not firing me.
11:11Cease and desist.
11:12Vacation? Okay, I'm taking a trip.
11:14Tickets.
11:18That's what's up.
11:19Are you going to read it?
11:20I read it. I read it. It's all good. Yeah, yeah.
11:22So, this one from Ali, alright?
11:24Yeah, okay.
11:25We ain't even on them motherfuckers' movie shit.
11:27What the fuck is this shit?
11:30What the fuck, man? Where the fuck is the money?
11:34Oh, now y'all want to be quiet and shit, huh?
11:36Oh, now y'all ain't got nothing to say?
11:38I'm looking for the damn money. Y'all know I need some money.
11:40I'm working at this wack-ass job with y'all.
11:42I ain't fuck y'all in my house.
11:44Call me in my house and y'all ain't got no damn money.
11:46Man, I been getting money since I was a little kid.
11:48My grandma been giving me money since I was a jit.
11:50But y'all grown folks who get paychecks and shit can't get no goddamn money?
11:53What the fuck?
11:56Oh, y'all ain't got shit to say?
11:58Y'all ain't got shit to say?
12:01What you looking at him for?
12:03You just came for the fucking cake?
12:08I can't believe this shit, man.
12:09Fight y'all in my house.
12:10Talking about I show love to y'all.
12:12Y'all show love to me.
12:13And then give me all these goddamn cars with no goddamn money in them.
12:15What the hell you talking about money?
12:17You're 50 fucking years old.
12:20You're funny.
12:22You're a little older to be asking for money in the car.
12:26Your family's not even here.
12:29See, what y'all don't understand is,
12:30my grandmama, since I was a little jit,
12:33she always gave me money in my cars.
12:34You understand?
12:35So I always expect money in my cars.
12:38Why the fuck y'all think I ain't got no friends now?
12:40Then you ask me where my friends at?
12:41Now you motherfucking know.
12:43That's why.
12:44So just like y'all, I might have to replace all you motherfuckers.
12:47Cut in my housing.
12:48What the fuck is this?
12:50I don't even smoke.
12:51What the fuck is that?
12:52It was a car.
12:53It comes from my heart.
12:54Man, you shut the fuck up.
12:57Get the fuck out.
12:58All y'all get the fuck out.
13:01Get the fuck out.
13:03What the fuck wrong with y'all?
13:04You got no friends because you're a bum.
13:09You need to fix your attitude.
13:10Hey.
13:14Yo, we better start working on those.
13:17You know, it's funny shit goes everywhere.
13:19So I just want to do like a few circles.
13:23Well, a half circle with a notch on it.
13:25You love your fans, don't you?
13:27Huh?
13:28You love your fans and supporters.
13:30That's what you love, right?
13:31Yeah.
13:32All right, well, give me your number right now.
13:34No, why would I do that?
13:35I'm saying look in the camera and give me your number.
13:37What's the...
13:38I'm just saying because if they support you, they should be able to get in touch with you.
13:41Yeah.
13:42You guys can reach me in DM.
13:43No, I'm saying give them your number on camera.
13:45Oh.
13:46Uh, DM my...
13:48Oh, what's wrong with giving people your number?
13:51I get a little gassy when I'm nervous, man.
13:52Chill out.
13:53I mean, because I got the number if you want me to say it.
13:55No, you...
13:56I got it.
13:57I'll take it from here.
13:58All right.
13:59678-717.
14:01That's my shit.
14:02Look, we got some...
14:03Yo, yo, yo, yo.
14:05Okay.
14:06Okay, yo.
14:07All right, all right.
14:08Okay, yo.
14:09You got bottle service, man.
14:10That's what's up.
14:11Come on over here.
14:12Come on over here.
14:13I never had no orange wine.
14:14Yeah.
14:15This for me.
14:16This for me.
14:17Over here.
14:18Over here.
14:19Over here.
14:20Yeah, he in the studs.
14:21Y'all with me.
14:22Y'all with me.
14:23Party over here.
14:24Party up over here.
14:25Hey, turn up.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Hey, why you...
14:28Nah, I don't...
14:29Hey, man.
14:30You can get away with that, bro.
14:31You're good.
14:32Okay, so...
14:33I wanted to order some of the orange wine.
14:34Huh?
14:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:36Yeah, I got you.
14:37I could open.
14:38What this is?
14:39This is orange soda?
14:40Huh?
14:41Get out of here, man.
14:43What is this?
14:45Pudgy, get out.
14:46Why Pudgy...
14:47So, like, what are you into?
14:48Like, what's your name?
14:49Destiny.
14:50Why Pudgy...
14:51I'm talking to Destiny.
14:52Why?
14:53He put water in mine.
14:54This me and my boy.
14:55He in a relationship.
14:56Okay.
14:57Yeah, so...
14:58How long you been in a relationship?
14:59I haven't.
15:00I'm actually single.
15:01I'm taking it.
15:02You can come over here real quick.
15:03I'm going to talk to you real quick.
15:04I'm taking it.
15:05So, basically, me...
15:06I'm taking courses on...
15:07No, he's...
15:08You and the girls that...
15:09You and the girls that...
15:10No, I...
15:11No, I like women that take things serious.
15:12Are you a serious person?
15:13I mean, I'm out marking.
15:14Okay.
15:15He must be...
15:16No, he's a stud.
15:17You're paying her.
15:18No, no, no.
15:19I'm not paying her.
15:20It's fucking obvious.
15:21It's a job.
15:22No, what is your Instagram account?
15:23No, I don't know.
15:24I don't know.
15:25What's your Instagram?
15:26Whatever.
15:27Fuck you, man.
15:28Yeah.
15:29That's bullshit.
15:30That's it.
15:31So, like, how long you been single?
15:32Yeah, you don't have to pay me anything.
15:33How long you been single?
15:34A long time.
15:35Oh.
15:36Come on.
15:37Yeah.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Oh.
15:40Come on.
15:41You can give him a 360 if you want or anything.
15:42Listen, man.
15:43No, I really appreciate it.
15:44Oh.
15:45Well, it look like...
15:46All right.
15:47Thank you, D.
15:49Could I...
15:50D, could I get a little bit of that?
15:51I'll get somebody for you.
15:52No worries.
15:53Okay.
15:54What's going on, bro?
15:55What?
15:56She got somebody for you.
15:57How you bring the fat motherfucker in here to pour me a cup of water, man?
16:03Can you bring your friend out for him, please?
16:05Hey, I know she bad as a motherfucker, too.
16:07Yes, she is.
16:08Let's see.
16:09She's right here.
16:10I got something for you.
16:11Yeah, that's the one for him.
16:12All right.
16:13Watch out.
16:14I don't want to hurt you.
16:15No, you good.
16:16You ain't going to hurt shit.
16:17I might need some help.
16:18I got you.
16:19Give me a little assistance.
16:20Yeah, I got you.
16:21Watch out.
16:22Listen.
16:23Oh.
16:24Look at that.
16:25Oh.
16:26Oh, look at that.
16:27Very good.
16:28I like it.
16:29Yeah.
16:30Now, I'll pour you some.
16:31All right.
16:32There you go.
16:33All right.
16:34That's two, y'all.
16:35He got it.
16:36He got it.
16:38You can come around.
16:39Come around and get to know him.
16:40Massage him real quick.
16:41If you don't mind coming around.
16:42You can finish the painting.
16:43You can come around.
16:44It's all right if you massage him real quick for him.
16:46We can get the shoulders.
16:47Yeah.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Okay.
16:50You can get the shoulders.
16:51Yeah.
16:52Fuck.
16:53I like it.
16:54Would you like to paint us?
16:55Barbara, I'll take the wine.
16:56Just give it.
16:57He's got the wine?
16:58Y'all got your AARP cards on y'all?
16:59Do we look like we have the wine?
17:00Well, I'll tell you.
17:01Well, yes.
17:02They do look like they have.
17:03Look.
17:04Look.
17:05Look.
17:06Look at them.
17:07Look, Mr. Snellville.
17:08I'm your neighbor.
17:09We practically grew up together.
17:10Listen, we didn't grow up together.
17:13I'm a woman.
17:15It's a big age difference.
17:16It's not.
17:17Okay.
17:18No, you might have been.
17:19Can we give him a massage?
17:20Sure, yeah.
17:21See?
17:22You don't recognize me?
17:23You live in Snellville?
17:24I'm jealous.
17:25I do.
17:26I'm so jealous.
17:27No, I rock with y'all.
17:28Y'all take a little sip with me too.
17:29Take it out of the bottle.
17:30You good.
17:31Mm-hmm.
17:32Cheers to that.
17:33Cheers to juicy.
17:34Alright?
17:35She don't drink, Juski.
17:36Oh, she don't.
17:37She don't drink.
17:38It's dry January, right?
17:39Yeah, it is.
17:40It's dry.
17:41It's dry.
17:42That's it.
17:43And let them know what you into, Juski.
17:44No, I said, no, I'll indulge.
17:45No, you're single.
17:46Hey, pour me a little bit more than that.
17:47Hey, Barbara, get some of that shit in there.
17:48There we go.
17:49Ooh, girl, you freaky as hell.
17:50I take it to the bathroom.
17:51I don't got all of this.
17:52So what are you drawing here?
17:53Oh, it's a little eggplant.
18:04Let's get them out of here.
18:08Or eggplant, huh?
18:09What?
18:10Thank y'all.
18:11No, no, they're good.
18:12No, thank you.
18:13No, they're good, no, no, no, no, no.
18:14No, I appreciate it.
18:15Thank you, guys.
18:18Was that a black joke?
18:21The eggplant thing?
18:22Huh? I don't know what you're aiming for.
18:26I'm sorry, Jamal.
18:27Yeah, move on.
18:28Yeah.
18:28We're going to keep working on his face.
18:30So here I got my nose all sketched out.
18:33Do you like older women?
18:34I would.
18:36I'd like something a little bit younger than that.
18:38Yeah.
18:39That was past what the age limit would be for anything I'd indulge in.
18:45What about kids?
18:45When you plan on having kids?
18:47Man, good question, bro.
18:48You know.
18:48But what about that part when they did say you had kids and you ain't,
18:51you didn't claim them or some shit.
18:53It was somebody that you was like, you ain't took the blood test yet.
18:55I don't think they, nobody said that about no men.
19:01I get a flatulence come up when I get nervous.
19:04So it doesn't say we heard it when I bring up a story about it.
19:07Nobody ever said anything about no kids.
19:09You heard something about some kids.
19:10Yeah, I got three kids.
19:12So I'm just saying.
19:13Oh, yeah.
19:13No, I ain't had no kids yet.
19:15I just, you know, I've, you know, been around the block.
19:21So what about, I'm saying, so when you do have kids, are you going to,
19:23is it going to be a junior or what?
19:26I'm thinking about it, bro.
19:27I don't know what I'm gonna call him.
19:28What is your real name?
19:30Andrew.
19:31Where'd they get Juski from?
19:34You know, just being around the block.
19:37You know, niggas in the hood and shit.
19:38This nigga was around the block.
19:39Yeah, you know, niggas in the hood be all that type of bullshit.
19:42He was on bullshit.
19:43Niggas always on bullshit.
19:44I'm saying he was on bullshit.
19:45I be around them niggas that be on bullshit.
19:46I'm just saying he was on bullshit.
19:48Yeah, I was on bullshit.
19:49Yeah.
19:51So, you know, niggas around the block.
19:52Niggas, that's just where I got the name from.
19:54Yeah.
19:54The first time I got knocked out, I told a boy to hit me first.
19:57You been knocked out before?
19:58Yeah, but it was a, it wasn't a fight, if that makes sense.
20:01I think a nigga jumped you?
20:03No, it didn't jump me because a fight.
20:04When you get knocked out, it means that you weren't able to defend yourself.
20:09Oh, okay.
20:16As you can see, ladies and gentlemen,
20:18I'm a businessman and I'm doing my thing.
20:21After a long day at work,
20:23we drinking dragon pot.
20:25Come on, lift that up.
20:27Back to what I was saying.
20:29This bottle is near you.
20:30Any liquor store.
20:31Go down there and get it.
20:32You can also get it online.
20:34Right in the description.
20:36You watching the episode or you watching me?
20:38I want you to get close on this bottle and see what it do.
20:40You can shake it up.
20:42You see how it that bad, baby?
20:44Get me, stay on me the whole time, man.
20:47Yeah.
20:49On me, put it on me.
20:52Dragon fire.
20:54And this is what you can do when you have a long day.
20:59Come here.
21:00Come help me.
21:01Come here.
21:03Pour the top.
21:11Dragon fire.
21:14Located liquor store near you.
21:16Let's get back to the episode.
21:25So like in the career.
21:26Yeah, let's get back to it.
21:27I have no kids.
21:28I
21:30know about them.
21:31Why they got to keep bringing mine with her?
21:33I could get the bottle with the other girl.
21:37Barbara.
21:38I just well top it off then.
21:41Can you get a hug?
21:42Barbara.
21:43Barbara.
21:44Yeah, I like one.
21:45It's fucking.
21:45Yeah.
21:46Appreciate it.
21:46Just get around my shoulder.
21:47No, I can't really hug him.
21:48Like hug him.
21:50I mean anything you want.
21:51Is there any milk left in there?
21:52Juski's day.
21:58You get him drunk and never get what you want from him.
22:00He paid.
22:00Do you think it's milk in there?
22:03Oh, okay.
22:03It's kids here.
22:07Well, I gotta say guys.
22:09I think I want to get the fuck out of here.
22:11What's up, Juski?
22:13I'm I like your videos and my mom.
22:17She dropped me off here because she said that you you were my
22:21dad.
22:23Oh, okay, little man.
22:24Well, I got something for your mom.
22:28Your mom shouldn't be telling you that.
22:31Can I have some money for a little watch?
22:33Is that okay?
22:35Yeah, I'll get I'll give you some money.
22:37I got a little something on.
22:40Damn.
22:41I left my wallet at home, little bro.
22:44Look.
22:47To all the people that saying I'm your dad.
22:51Don't fuck you.
22:54Ah.
22:59The fuck is wrong with that little nigga, man.
23:10What is some things that you feel like that you are facing?
23:16Who the fuck was that kid, bro?
23:23What the fuck was that kid nigga?
23:27He said I don't got no kids man.
23:30You shouldn't all these weird people from the back.
23:32He's running a weird operation here.
23:35What the fuck is this bullshit, bro?
23:37It's supposed to be a sipping paint.
23:38This ain't this is not what the fuck a sipping paint.
23:40I've been to look like.
23:45Yeah, teacher should be white.
23:46What?
23:48I think the teacher should be white.
23:50I don't trust this nigga.
23:51They're running an operation.
23:52I don't trust this nigga.
23:54There's kids in the back being held hostage.
23:58There's women that need to be freed, nigga.
24:03Do you hear me?
24:04There's women that need to be freed.
24:06They don't even know why they're here.
24:09It seems like they are not real people.
24:13Okay.
24:13All right.
24:13Let's go.
24:14All right.
24:14Let's get into it.
24:15What's the next step of the head?
24:19And do the people back in the back know that they are human
24:22man?
24:26Short.
24:28So yeah, I've pretty much drawn out my face already.
24:31I got a mouse in my nose.
24:33Got my ears right here.
24:35Okay.
24:39Mine still kind of look like a Mr.
24:41Potato Head a little bit, man.
24:42It's not.
24:43What lane do you feel like you in though?
24:46Like when it comes to you, like what would you call yourself
24:49or like who career do you take and be like, I can see this
24:52but like with me been in and that and like me, I'll answer
24:56that like I used to love the Dave Chappelle show.
25:00I fuck with it.
25:01And I feel like I just love that.
25:02He just did shit and it was just like he did in his own road
25:06and that so Dave Chappelle somebody that I'm just like
25:08damn.
25:10That's that like who you feel like?
25:12Woke that love.
25:15I think it's it could be a mixture of a couple people
25:18though.
25:18It could be a mixture of Kevin Hart.
25:19It could be a mixture of Will Ferrell.
25:25A little bit of Cedric from Kings of Comedy.
25:27Cedric the Entertainer.
25:29Yeah.
25:29Okay.
25:29Say a joke of Cedric's.
25:30Yeah.
25:30Yeah.
25:31And he's a bigger dude.
25:32I'm saying Cedric joke.
25:35Shit.
25:36He always he always had jokes about different.
25:39I don't say say a Cedric joke my guy.
25:41Fuck.
25:42Do you know a Cedric joke?
25:43No, I don't.
25:44All right.
25:44So say one.
25:46I'm just saying Cedric joke like that was funny.
25:48I want to know when I don't know.
25:49I don't I want to know.
25:50Yeah, many man.
25:51You got to watch the Kings of Comedy.
25:52I'm just saying.
25:52Okay.
25:53Well say a Cedric joke.
25:59I forgot.
26:01Hey, don't don't do this to me in front of all these kids.
26:03No, I'm just saying Cedric.
26:04I don't I mean, I know.
26:06He's a funny guy.
26:07He's a funny guy.
26:08You're not saying that he's not funny.
26:09I believe he's funny.
26:10He's on the Kings of Comedy.
26:11I just don't know like can you refresh me on a joke?
26:13Something like let's say.
26:17Relatable shit.
26:19Like what?
26:24What the fuck?
26:26Hey man, just.
26:27I got I got some things right here.
26:28And I'm pass this to you because you name this person.
26:31This is the kid person right there.
26:35Who the fuck is this?
26:39Oh, it actually looks like the girl from Martin.
26:43Yep.
26:44Gina, Gina, Gina from Martin.
26:45Yep.
26:46Yep.
26:46Yep.
26:47Tisha Campbell.
26:47Tisha Campbell.
26:48Yes, Campbell.
26:48We got it.
26:49Got it right there.
26:56Cardi B.
26:59It gives you give us a little bit of Cardi B.
27:03It kind of looks like Cardi B.
27:04It's on the back of it.
27:05You can read it.
27:07Sweetie.
27:09Yeah, right there.
27:09Sometimes you can't tell when their baby is the nose.
27:13This is Kevin Hart.
27:16Like in the kid.
27:17How do you feel?
27:17He looked like as a kid.
27:19Well, he definitely had some weird muscles under his neck
27:24right here.
27:25I don't know what the muscles around his neck was.
27:28But he might have been the form of dementia.
27:31Do you feel like he struggled in school?
27:33I feel like all comedians struggled in school.
27:35All comedians can't read.
27:36So actually, I think he got like straight A's on.
27:39I think he was a nerd in school.
27:43Chris Rock.
27:45Yeah, it's Chris Rock.
27:48This one's gonna be hard.
27:52No, it's not.
27:53It's not hard at all.
27:55Who's that?
27:55His exhibit.
27:59Exhibit, right?
28:05It's not exhibit.
28:14So why do you know all those kids but don't know your kids?
28:17I have no kids, man.
28:18I never.
28:19It's okay to be able to speak on the kids and.
28:21No, I don't.
28:21I just, I would if I had kids.
28:23I'm not hiding kids.
28:24Do we need to bring them back out?
28:25No, don't bring them.
28:26Actually, I want to help them.
28:28Can we, can we bring his son back out real quick?
28:30I don't know that little nigga, bro.
28:32Why is he saying that you and his mom were together?
28:33You talking about the nigga with the dress?
28:34I don't know him.
28:36Okay, so.
28:36That little nigga look like a little Dirk there.
28:38He's like Dirk-y old.
28:39Can you talk to him about how long will he be?
28:41You might be, you ever heard of a little Dirk?
28:45You might be his son, but there's no chance you look like me.
28:49You probably would have a little bit more weight on you.
28:51If your mom said that's your dad, that's your dad.
28:53Yeah, my mom has been looking for you.
28:56How old are you?
28:58I'm about to be 10.
28:59All he want is roadblocks, man.
29:01Take care of your son.
29:03Listen, I would.
29:03These ain't.
29:04Who the fuck are these older women?
29:07Hey, get out of here.
29:08Your mama won't want to see this with him.
29:10Get out of here, please.
29:10Cover your eyes.
29:11Cover your eyes.
29:12Cover them right now.
29:13Go, get out of here.
29:14Okay.
29:17So, yeah.
29:17Okay, listen.
29:18You can come over.
29:19No, Drisky don't.
29:20Yeah, you can come over.
29:21I just don't want you to be my Bruce-ky.
29:24I could be your Dre.
29:25So, Drisky.
29:26You could be my Jason.
29:27I think you're thinking of Drisky right now.
29:28My what?
29:29That's him right there.
29:29Your what?
29:30Jalen.
29:30You know Dre.
29:32And that's the one.
29:33Oh, oh, yeah.
29:37No, I don't know what you're saying.
29:40You don't get down like that.
29:40Nah, I actually.
29:42Why didn't you even bring the BBL for me?
29:44Oh, where's it?
29:45Oh.
29:45No, you can go ahead and leave.
29:46You can, you're okay.
29:47You're good to go.
29:48You're good.
29:48You can go.
29:49You're good to go.
29:49What?
29:50My panties, the BBL panties.
29:52No, I wasn't saying.
29:54Yes, you was.
29:55I heard what you said.
29:57You said why you didn't bring the BBL.
29:59No, I was.
30:00I got you.
30:01So, like, I'm saying, can y'all let him know what y'all into?
30:03If y'all can let him know just the type of women y'all are.
30:06Like, what do y'all, what do y'all expect out of those men?
30:08If y'all can let him know to meet the standards.
30:13Mortgage payments.
30:16Oh, mortgage, ladies.
30:17That's, that's far beyond my years.
30:20I'm not there yet.
30:20Cardinals.
30:23Okay.
30:24Get the teeth done.
30:26Oh, so y'all want, y'all want all that?
30:28Yeah.
30:29How about you?
30:30What, what's the list?
30:34A gentleman.
30:35Well, I'll be real with you.
30:38Okay, tell me.
30:40Yeah.
30:48I didn't request, you know.
30:51No, you said my boy.
30:52You was like, bring some, bring us some of the baddies.
30:54You want a woman that respect herself and they take things serious.
30:58And they take things serious.
30:59So, you saying these women don't take stuff serious?
31:05Yeah.
31:10And y'all go to church.
31:11He, his grandma raised him.
31:12His grandma raised him.
31:13He loved his grandma.
31:15You guys have been to church.
31:16I can tell.
31:17Yeah.
31:18I smell, I smell the mothballs on y'all.
31:20I definitely.
31:21I feel like he needed a massage or something.
31:22No.
31:24I, I, I'm on the Usher board and I just, you know, had to dress up today.
31:29Okay.
31:30Well, I figure y'all dealed something with, and churches.
31:32What, are you Catholic?
31:34No, I'm Christian.
31:36You Christian.
31:36Well, I grew up Catholic.
31:37Ladies, I can't.
31:38No, you just saying.
31:39I grew up Catholic.
31:40I can't do it.
31:41You Baptist, huh?
31:42Yeah.
31:42I knew it.
31:43Ladies, I cannot.
31:44He just saying that.
31:45No, seriously.
31:45I can't.
31:46He just saying that.
31:46I can do it.
31:47Listen, if y'all were Catholic, I will respect your wishes.
31:50He just saying that.
31:51But I, I honestly can't.
31:53But I ain't gonna.
31:54I can't.
31:54I can't.
31:55I can't.
31:56Listen, I respect, I respect y'all.
31:59Okay.
31:59You a Christian and you Baptist.
32:02If I wasn't a Catholic, I swear to God, I'd take both of y'all down right now and help you.
32:07Both of y'all.
32:08But I'm not saying that because of just who y'all are.
32:13Y'all are perfect.
32:16For somebody else.
32:17For someone else.
32:18Okay.
32:18In the church.
32:19Go back, go back to church.
32:21Okay.
32:21No problem.
32:22And you will find the man of your dreams.
32:24Okay.
32:24Hallelujah.
32:26Okay.
32:26All right.
32:27All right.
32:27Let him know.
32:28Hallelujah.
32:28Hold on.
32:29Hold on.
32:29Let him know what church you go to.
32:31Yes.
32:32I go to St.
32:32John Newman Catholic Church.
32:35Where is that?
32:36That's in, uh, somewhere in Gwinnett.
32:40It's probably like Lilburn or something.
32:41But listen.
32:42Okay.
32:43Go to St.
32:44John Newman.
32:44Visit the church.
32:45See if you got, when you.
32:46Why don't you visit the Baptist church?
32:47Listen, if y'all transition, I can date y'all.
32:50Transition.
32:51That's a transition.
32:52That's an interesting word.
32:53That's a good word.
32:56You're making this hard for me.
32:57Y'all.
32:58Y'all are.
32:59Listen.
32:59Listen.
33:00You sure that's what you want us to do?
33:01That's what.
33:01If y'all get right in the church.
33:05Okay.
33:06I'm gonna do it.
33:07You be my booski.
33:08I'm gonna do it.
33:09Straight up.
33:10Jewski is my booski.
33:10If you get right in the church, you get right with God.
33:14It depends on how y'all feel.
33:15If you guys, if you guys want to come to my church, y'all.
33:19You a pastor?
33:20Feel free.
33:21Or you just.
33:21No, I just visit.
33:22I visit the church.
33:24I'm an old member.
33:25All right.
33:26Yeah, I'm an old member.
33:26So yeah, we'll see y'all at the church.
33:28We'll see y'all.
33:29Thank y'all.
33:30Can you name your preacher?
33:33Pastor.
33:34Father.
33:35Father John.
33:35Yes.
33:37Baptist.
33:38I'm getting mixed up because.
33:40You got all this Baptist spirit taking over my body.
33:43Father John.
33:45Yes.
33:46No, I've been.
33:47I repent for sins.
33:49Guys, I told you I'm Catholic.
33:51So.
33:52Respect my wishes.
33:53Okay.
33:53Respect my wishes.
33:57Yes, I will.
33:59Look like you got it.
33:59Could have been chained on to me.
34:00No, that's I'll have the rosary on next time.
34:03Yeah.
34:03No, you don't know you where it could have been the wooden
34:06chain.
34:08Thank you guys in the name of Jesus.
34:12In Jesus name.
34:15Yes.
34:18Yeah, we'll make it happen.
34:19We'll talk.
34:19You should give her your number.
34:20You got you guys.
34:21You got your phone, right?
34:22Catholic man.
34:24Okay.
34:24I can't do it.
34:26Well, you get it, right?
34:28It's all good.
34:30All right.
34:36Yeah, we drink wine.
34:38That ain't wine.
34:39That's liquor right there.
34:40Look, I never noticed orange one.
34:43Yeah, that's something that he had us.
34:44No, I don't know.
34:45I mean, that's a new sponsorship.
34:47No, that ain't nothing to do with me.
34:49That's mango wine.
34:50I told you I get gassy when I get nervous.
34:51Don't do that.
34:52I get gassy.
34:53Yeah, that's why.
34:54No, I'm not.
34:56Girl.
34:57I'm Catholic.
34:57We can't lie.
34:58Take it.
34:59Yeah.
35:01Oh, you.
35:05There's a new model.
35:06Yeah.
35:07I'm going to talk to him.
35:08You can come back in five minutes.
35:09Let me prep.
35:10He'll get him ready.
35:11Yeah, get it.
35:11Yeah, he'll get me ready.
35:12Yeah.
35:14Yeah.
35:19Yeah.
35:21I mean, who are we drawing right now, bro?
35:23Who is that?
35:25I didn't even see him put the paint on them.
35:28I ain't burped this much in a long time.
35:30Am I doing?
35:31Am I being an L man?
35:32Yeah, what's going on, bro?
35:34What do you mean?
35:36All right.
35:36Let's get back into the art.
35:38So yeah, basically what you guys see here.
35:40I'm just outlining like portraits with black paint.
35:44Got my little brush here.
35:46Oh, man.
35:47This may look a little fancy.
35:50Which brush are you using?
35:54Hey, he just skipped the whole thing.
35:57You just get a little brush with a big brush.
36:00The little brush.
36:02Yeah, I'm using my little brush.
36:03And just outline the face.
36:06What have you drove so far?
36:08Can you show him what you drove?
36:11What?
36:12He said a portrait.
36:13This is a portrait.
36:14We have two different things.
36:15What the fuck is that?
36:17Yo, how do you have two different things?
36:22My brother.
36:22Why are you drawing?
36:25Why are you stuck on the kid version of me, man?
36:28Why are you stuck on that, bro?
36:30I'm past those years.
36:32I'm saying that.
36:32Well, how are we trying?
36:33That's when I was a loser, nigga.
36:36I was a loser, bro.
36:38I've done a lot of shit since then.
36:40Fuck that little nigga.
36:42Why are you drawing him?
36:45What is the reason, bro?
36:47I'm just saying, why have we got to let go of the past?
36:50Bro, what the fuck is that?
36:53How are you even drawing that?
36:58How did you even make that sketch?
36:59He told me what to do.
37:01All right, so I'm at Recent Questions.
37:03This is where I get into my journaling skills.
37:04This is my first time actually stepping outside of my
37:07comfort zone and asking questions.
37:10Comfort.
37:11Comfort zone.
37:13Comfort zone.
37:13Comfort.
37:14Do you think I could have signed a contract?
37:20What grade, reading level are you?
37:22Are you on second grade reading level?
37:24Could Marco have been?
37:26Could I, me as Funny Marco have been?
37:28Sound it out.
37:28Sound it out.
37:29Could Funny Marco, could I have been on the audition to
37:32get auditioned on Could've Been?
37:34Yes, you definitely fit the description of what we're
37:38looking for.
37:39Okay.
37:40Where did the idea of Could've Been came from?
37:46What the fuck is in that wine y'all gave us?
37:49I keep burping, man.
37:50What is that?
37:50What's this stuff y'all gave us?
37:51You want some more?
37:53No, I don't want nothing more.
37:54What is in that stuff?
37:56It's good.
37:57I've been burping since I drank it.
37:58Do you think, do you, where did you, where did you,
38:02Sound it out.
38:02Sound it out.
38:03Use your vowels.
38:04Use your vowels.
38:05Where did the idea for Could've Been came from?
38:09Idea, idea, idea.
38:11Ideal.
38:12That's what I said.
38:13Use your ya, ya, ya, ya.
38:15Idea.
38:16Idea.
38:17Idea, not ideal.
38:18Medea, fuck it.
38:21Where did the idea from Could've Been come from?
38:26I think the idea of Could've Been came from during COVID.
38:29COVID, it was a time where everybody was looking for
38:33shit to do.
38:34Where did you find season two?
38:35I'm not done with the answer, nigga.
38:38What the fuck?
38:38Nigga, can I explain what my label is?
38:42I'm working on my journalist.
38:43Yeah, obviously, motherfucker.
38:46I'm about to slap the shit out you, nigga.
38:49I'm trying to ask the question.
38:50What the fuck are you doing?
38:52Have you, have you had?
38:58Have you had?
38:58Sound it out.
38:59God damn it, man.
39:00R-Race, Starz.
39:01Let me read it.
39:02Let me read it.
39:03Can I?
39:03I don't know what that ice was.
39:05Have you?
39:06I wrote it down.
39:07Have you had Ari rising stars or stats?
39:14I'm trying to remember.
39:15I wrote it down.
39:15Come.
39:19I'm trying to remember.
39:20You got it.
39:20You read it.
39:21What the fuck?
39:22What is the content?
39:23What is creation, auditions you could have?
39:29What are the creativities that you could have still have done
39:32for Could've Been Records?
39:34You hear me?
39:34Fuck, man.
39:35I'm not going to lie, bro.
39:38That's why I'm stepping outside of like.
39:39What the fuck are you asking, nigga?
39:43What you on dope or something, nigga?
39:45No, I'm getting into like, I'm switching this year because I did a lot of not talking in a lot of interviews.
39:50Well, you obviously haven't done a lot of talking at all.
39:54You can't pronounce shit.
39:55I'm going to move to the next question.
39:57Yeah.
39:57Do you?
39:58That's a good question.
39:59I'm going to move to the next question.
40:00Yeah.
40:01I'm going to move to the next question.
40:02Yeah.
40:03Do you?
40:03That's the same question I was asked.
40:05This one says,
40:12Man, I'm going to keep it real with you, man.
40:15I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, bro.
40:18I kind of want to get the fuck out of here, man.
40:20These questions are dumb.
40:29I think I'm going to leave.
40:30Seriously.
40:31This is the whole pain.
40:32No, I'm talking.
40:32Okay, look.
40:33All right, look.
40:33I'm going to be honest.
40:35Where you at?
40:35I fuck with how you move.
40:37So, this one I was like, I'm not going to play around with this interview.
40:40I want to take this shit serious.
40:41Yeah.
40:41And I'm coming in with straight banger questions.
40:44And the fact that you're uncomfortable, I can cut this out the episode.
40:47No, I'm not.
40:48I never said I was uncomfortable.
40:50I said, you can't fucking pronounce words, nigga.
40:52I said, okay.
40:53You can't read.
40:53Are you reading?
40:54Is it backwards for you?
40:56Who wrote the cards?
40:58Me.
40:59Oh.
41:00Well, that explains a lot.
41:01So, what I'm trying to say is, where did you...
41:03The idea that you came up with could have been, came from you, right?
41:06Yes.
41:07Okay.
41:07So, when I do publish, where did you...
41:11Oh, do I have an LLC?
41:13Yeah.
41:13Yes, I have an LLC.
41:15Right.
41:17What the fuck else do you want to know, nigga?
41:19Like, what do you mean publishing?
41:22Nigga, it's a fucking show.
41:23It's a TV show, nigga.
41:26Where do you see yourself?
41:27I already asked you that question.
41:29Where do you see yourself in 17 years?
41:33This question.
41:33What's your favorite fruit?
41:35Why?
41:36So, I feel like with the painter, I don't know what he's doing.
41:41Yeah.
41:41And I understand, like, the time.
41:43Like, I would love this to be a part two, and I feel like we should do something activity-wise.
41:48Yes, I think we should do something that doesn't involve illegal activity and a back room.
41:54Yeah.
41:54It would make more sense.
41:56That's what he's talking...
41:57He heard you.
41:59Well, he's...
42:01You mind if I tell him something, if you don't mind stepping out real quick?
42:03If I can talk to him?
42:04Just, yeah.
42:07All right.
42:08Dang, that's my boy.
42:10That's my boy.
42:17I know.
42:18I mean, like I said, I wanted to take this episode, like, seriously.
42:22You know, I feel like I did my part with the questions.
42:24Yeah.
42:24And the journalism.
42:26Journalism?
42:28Journalism.
42:30And could you tell the people where to find a new episode at?
42:33This your camera right here.
42:35And, like, what to expect?
42:39Yeah.
42:40Go watch Could've Been Love.
42:43Can you do, like, a little bit more energy?
42:44Yeah.
42:45Go watch Could've Been Love.
42:46It'll be on Drewski's channel on YouTube.
42:50Sure won't be hard to find me.
42:51I think everybody knows who Drewski is, right?
42:54Mm-mm.
42:56Well, D-R-U-S-K-I, on my channel on YouTube.
43:00But I feel like, okay, if that was me, I'm Drewski.
43:03Hey guys, this is Drewski, man.
43:05And I've been doing a lot of things.
43:06I got a Could've Been.
43:07Well, I get it.
43:08If you were to do it, but that's just the way, it's my show.
43:11It's the way I work.
43:12I know, but I'm gonna tell you how you should have did it.
43:14Hey guys, this your boy, Drewski.
43:15And I got Could've Love.
43:16One thing about me, I'm very good.
43:17No, it's Could've Been Love, not Could've Love.
43:19It's Could've Been Love.
43:21It's the brand.
43:22It's Could've Been Love.
43:23Okay.
43:23Hey guys, this your boy, Drewski.
43:25And I got an episode of Could've Been Love.
43:27I'm very desperate.
43:28As you can see, everybody breaks up with me.
43:30I'm getting the fuck out of here, man.
43:34All right, where are you going?
43:35Yeah, this is...
43:37That's the light.
43:38That's the light.
43:38What's up?
43:39That's the light.
43:40Are you going?
43:41Are you leaving somewhere?
43:42Fuck off.
43:44All right.
43:45Well, I'm working on my journalism.
43:47Is this...
43:50Well, as you can see, it could've been a video.
43:54So, I want you guys to check out Could've Been Love.
43:57And this is your publicist, journalist, Funny Marco.
44:00Yeah, nigga.
44:00Fuck you, nigga.
44:02Did you mean that?
44:05And I'll be back to you guys.