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00:00It's time to announce the winner of this year's Ogiri-O Kettei-Sensei!
00:08These four people will be participating in this event!
00:16Let's get started!
00:18Here is the first topic!
00:20What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
00:26It's about 45 years from now.
00:33What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
00:43What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
00:56Here is the second topic!
00:58What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
01:04It's about waterproofing.
01:06It's a little bit wet.
01:08Why only half of it?
01:11Here is the third topic!
01:13What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
01:19DVD?
01:22DVD?
01:24DVD?
01:27Don't you think it's a little bit strange?
01:31Actually, this is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069.
01:37It's a new feature of the smartphone released in 2069.
01:44It's a new feature of the smartphone released in 2069.
01:47What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
01:51Mori-chan.
01:53Red team vs. Blue team.
01:55I'm neutral.
01:59This member, Mosa Ogiri, is going to challenge to be the best speaker.
02:05Who is the best speaker?
02:08It's Cream.
02:11So, before the show,
02:13they decided who is going to be the best speaker by lottery.
02:18Let's open it!
02:21Wait a minute.
02:23I can't read it.
02:26Arita-san, please read it from the side.
02:30Is Ogiri doing it?
02:33I can't read it.
02:35What is it?
02:38Why did you call so many muscular people?
02:41It's not all of them.
02:43It's not all of them.
02:46President Ishida doesn't know Ogiri.
02:51He might say it as an answer.
02:54He doesn't have a concept.
02:57Let's look at Ogiri's answers.
03:00Do I have to read all of them?
03:02Did Ogiri read all of them?
03:05I just read three of them.
03:07I think Ogiri is going to be the best speaker.
03:10President Ishida doesn't know Ogiri.
03:13He might say it as an answer.
03:17I have to read all of them.
03:20I have to read all of them.
03:23He might say it as an answer.
03:27I'm looking forward to it.
03:30Please enjoy Ogiri's answers.
03:35This smartphone was released in 2069.
03:39What is the new function of this smartphone?
03:42Arita-san, what is the new function of this smartphone?
03:45Protein comes out of the smartphone.
03:48What does it mean?
03:51Does it mean that there is a part of the smartphone that contains protein?
03:57I don't know about that.
04:00Please take responsibility.
04:02Protein comes out of the smartphone.
04:05Horiuchi-san, what is the new function of this smartphone?
04:09The smell of the smartphone is transmitted to the other person.
04:18I'm sorry.
04:20No one wants that.
04:23There is such a function.
04:26Bakarizumu-san, what is the new function of this smartphone?
04:29What is the new function of this smartphone?
04:32It's not infrared. It's called infrared telecommunication.
04:36It's like a kotatsu.
04:41Noda-san, what is the new function of this smartphone?
04:45It's like a black phone.
04:48You don't have to write it down.
04:51You don't have to write it down.
04:54It's like a black phone.
04:56You know what it is, right?
04:59I don't know what it is.
05:02You don't have to write it down.
05:05Hayarita-san, what is the new function of this smartphone?
05:09When you open the map, you can see the road to the nearest GOLD GYM.
05:15Why is it limited to GOLD GYM?
05:18You don't have to write it down.
05:21You should remember the nearest GOLD GYM.
05:25You don't have to write it down.
05:28Horiuchi-san, what is the new function of this smartphone?
05:32If you have a 20-kilogram smartphone, you can train anywhere.
05:37Aren't you influenced by Alibaba?
05:42You were influenced by GOLD GYM, right?
05:45I haven't been influenced.
05:47You haven't been influenced?
05:51Bakarizumu-san, what is the new function of this smartphone?
05:56You can measure your life expectancy.
05:59No, no, no.
06:02What did you write?
06:05You don't have to write it down.
06:08That's what life expectancy is.
06:11You don't have to write it down.
06:13Horiuchi-san, you are making fun of me.
06:16It's not over yet.
06:19Let's finish with Bakarizumu.
06:22Let's go.
06:25What is the new function of 2069?
06:28Skull massage function.
06:31You should have finished it earlier.
06:35What is it?
06:38The first topic is Kokumande.
06:40Horikeri smiles with his muscles.
06:43On the other hand, Noda Crystal has a hard time with Yume Group's president.
06:48What's next?
06:51What is the new function of the TV?
06:54I think I'm almost there.
06:59Arita-san, what is the new function of the TV?
07:02I want to be strict.
07:05If you can't lift 100kg on the bench press, you can't get out.
07:09You can't get out.
07:12Why are you so obsessed with your muscles?
07:15If you can't lift 100kg on the bench press, you can't get out.
07:20It doesn't matter if you can't lift 100kg on the bench press.
07:24You don't have the right to get out.
07:27Horiuchi-san, what is the new function of the TV?
07:30Watch Sakamoto Ise's muscle training exercise for 3 minutes a day.
07:35What is that?
07:38It's a reverse idea.
07:41It's not a reverse idea.
07:45I don't know.
07:47Muscles...
07:49You too.
07:51Muscle training...
07:53You too.
07:55Arita-san, what is the new function of the TV?
07:5810% fat loss.
08:00That's it.
08:02That's it.
08:03You are so obsessed with muscle training and protein.
08:08I want to be strict.
08:11I want to be strict.
08:14Bakarizumu, what is the new function of the TV?
08:17I don't want to be direct.
08:20I don't want to be direct.
08:23I don't want to use earphones.
08:27Why?
08:29I don't want to be direct.
08:31I don't want to be direct.
08:33Arita-san, what is the new function of the TV?
08:36By the way, what was Ueda-san's title?
08:39He is a comedian.
08:41I see.
08:43Where is it?
08:45People who are less than 45 cm tall should not be called macho.
08:49Again?
08:51Why did you give me a title?
08:54Because you call yourself macho.
08:56I don't call myself macho.
08:58You can't.
09:00I don't call myself macho.
09:01I don't call myself macho.
09:03What else?
09:05Horiuchi-san, what is the new function of the TV?
09:07If there is a static electricity, I always check it with my hair.
09:12If there is no hair...
09:14What kind of writing is that?
09:16This is a technique.
09:18It's hard to read.
09:20This is a technique.
09:22Noda-san, what is the new function of the TV?
09:25What does the ratings mean?
09:28It means people are watching TV.
09:29I see.
09:31First of all, the ratings are prohibited.
09:34I don't need ratings.
09:37What is ratings?
09:39I can't explain this.
09:43I don't know who is watching TV.
09:45It's okay. You can write the ratings first.
09:47It's interesting.
09:49I think it's more interesting if the ratings are prohibited.
09:52Then, let's do it.
09:53The ratings are prohibited.
09:55If the ratings are prohibited, I can explain it.
09:59I don't need ratings.
10:01Horiuchi-san, what is the new function of the TV?
10:04What is the new function of the TV?
10:06I always show my excitement in front of the TV.
10:16Why did you want to buy this?
10:19Please put it away.
10:20Please put it away.
10:22What is the scene that you want to shout out?
10:29Let's do Bakarizumu.
10:31What is the scene that you want to shout out?
10:33When I pushed the up and down buttons on the remote control, the TV was blown away.
10:39Shin-sha-oku.
10:41Shin-sha-oku?
10:43The Roppongi Grand Tower was blown away.
10:45That's inappropriate.
10:47That's rude.
10:48That's rude.
10:50I don't think it's a real experience.
10:53I don't think it's a real experience.
10:55I think it's inappropriate.
10:57I think it's inappropriate.
10:59The person who was introduced as a macho was a thin macho, not a bodybuilder.
11:05I don't care.
11:07I'm a macho, so I don't care.
11:09Get out of my muscle.
11:13I'm really annoyed.
11:15Mr. Kuroda, are you ready?
11:17Yes.
11:19Please tell us an inappropriate scene.
11:21The weather forecast for the weather forecast.
11:27What do you mean?
11:30There was a DVD earlier, right?
11:33I saw it on my smartphone.
11:35Please pay attention to the DVD.
11:40What are you talking about?
11:42I don't care.
11:44Mr. Bakarizumu, please tell us an inappropriate scene.
11:47I'm going to kill a fish.
11:54That's a little rude.
11:57I don't want to see it.
11:59He may have a facial expression.
12:01His face.
12:03Mr. Horiguchi, please tell us an inappropriate scene.
12:06I'm not kidding.
12:08When the news broadcasts the culprit as a victim.
12:16I'm angry.
12:18I'm not kidding.
12:20What's the picture?
12:22There is no picture.
12:25I'm angry.
12:27I'm not kidding.
12:29There is no picture.
12:32Mr. Arita, please tell us an inappropriate scene.
12:35Please imagine.
12:37This is my favorite scene.
12:39When a very playful person says,
12:42You don't have to go drinking at all.
12:48Are you a boring person in class?
12:52It's annoying.
12:54You can't say that.
12:56It's not funny.
12:58You can't say that.
13:01You'll get a bad impression.
13:03Mr. Bakarizumu, please tell us an inappropriate scene.
13:06This is a 200-kilogram history of veganism.
13:10I see.
13:12Is that true?
13:14Mr. Arita, this is the proof.
13:17You don't have to go drinking at all.
13:20This is the proof.
13:22Don't show this.
13:24I don't like this.
13:26You're losing money.
13:28I don't like this.
13:30I'll do what Mr. Ueda laughs at.
13:32Are you ready?
13:33Please tell us an inappropriate scene.
13:35Kon Arimura is on TV.
13:38I don't like this.
13:40I don't like this.
13:42You don't have to be on TV.
13:44You don't have to be on TV.
13:46You don't have to be on TV.
13:48Mr. Noda, please tell us an inappropriate scene.
13:50Mr. Ueda, this is a common scene.
13:52Please tell us an inappropriate scene.
13:54He's shouting,
13:56It's cheaper than Yume Group.
13:58It's definitely annoying.
14:00It's not funny.
14:01It's definitely annoying.
14:03It's cheaper than Yume Group.
14:05I don't think I can forgive such a two-man show.
14:08Mr. Arita, who has a lot to do with muscles.
14:11Mr. Noda, who has a lot to do with Yume Group.
14:13Mr. Horike, who is good at drawing.
14:16Mr. Bakarizumu, who is good at drawing.
14:18Who is close to winning?
14:21Next is the photo blooper.
14:25Please answer the photo's blooper correctly.
14:30Please choose A, B, or C.
14:36Mr. Noda, please tell us your answer.
14:43I can't make it any cheaper.
14:45I'm sorry.
14:47He's the president of Yume Group.
14:49You still like Yume Group?
14:51He's not the president of Yume Group.
14:53He's not.
14:55He doesn't look like Yume Group at all.
14:57You like Yume Group, don't you?
14:59He only looks like the president of Yume Group.
15:03Mr. Horike, which one will you choose?
15:06C.
15:09It hurts.
15:16It hurts.
15:18It was simple.
15:22Mr. Arita, please answer.
15:24I'll go with C.
15:29Which manufacturer's protein do you use?
15:32Protein A.
15:35You have a lot of muscles.
15:38You have a lot of muscles.
15:41Did you work out?
15:43Mr. Bakarizumu, please answer.
15:46I'll go with B.
15:49It's been three years since my family left the house without saying anything.
15:54But you still cook a lot.
15:57Mr. Horike, please answer.
15:59I'll go with C.
16:02You have a bad breath.
16:07You don't say you have a bad breath.
16:09You say you have a bad breath.
16:11That's the technique.
16:13That's the technique.
16:15I think that's what he's particular about.
16:17I don't say I have a bad breath or bad breath.
16:19I say I have a bad breath.
16:21Mr. Bakarizumu, please answer.
16:23I'll go with C.
16:25You promised me you'd go to the takoyaki shop with me tomorrow.
16:29You went ahead of me.
16:32You went ahead of me.
16:34You can't go anymore.
16:36Mr. Noda, please answer.
16:39I'll go with C.
16:41Did my fart smell that bad? I'm sorry.
16:46Did my fart smell that bad?
16:48Did my fart smell that bad?
16:50Did my fart smell that bad?
16:51Did my fart smell that bad?
16:53Did my fart smell that bad?
16:55I think that's what he's particular about.
16:57I think that's what he's particular about.
16:59He said he had a bad breath.
17:01He said he had a bad breath.
17:03I didn't say that.
17:05Mr. Bakarizumu, please answer.
17:07I'll go with B.
17:09Red team vs. Blue team.
17:11I'm neutral.
17:15It's pretty rare for Mr. Bakarizumu to bring it up with his face.
17:18It's pretty rare for Mr. Bakarizumu to bring it up with his face.
17:23Mr. Horiguchi.
17:25Which camera am I looking at?
17:27The third camera.
17:29I'll go with B.
17:33I made a mistake in the amount of delivery.
17:40You don't have to show your face until you've checked the camera.
17:44This is a TV show.
17:45This is a TV show.
17:47I didn't go to a professional school to shoot a video like that.
17:51Mr. Noda, please answer.
17:53I'll go with B.
17:55Okay, everyone.
17:57Let's eat.
17:59Huh?
18:01Am I the only one who can see?
18:04That's fine.
18:06I don't need it.
18:08That's fine.
18:10It doesn't matter.
18:12M1 and R1, please respond.
18:15Do you still have it?
18:17Mr. Arita.
18:19I'll go with A.
18:21Mr. Arita, please respond.
18:23I'll go with A.
18:25Is it true that I won't get a heart attack?
18:34Okay, everyone.
18:39Everyone, it's a mess.
18:41Why are you trying to look cool?
18:44It's a mess.
18:51Do you still have it?
18:53Please respond.
18:55I'll go with C.
19:01Huh?
19:03Why?
19:04I'll go with C.
19:13You worked too hard in 2020.
19:16You should take a long vacation.
19:22Mr. Horius, please respond.
19:24I'll go with B.
19:26I made a mistake on my birthday.
19:35Why?
19:37Why are you trying to look cool?
19:41You made a mistake on your birthday.
19:46That's fine.
19:48Mr. Bakarizumu, please respond.
19:51I'll go with C.
19:57The pizza party is tomorrow.
20:01You should have said B.
20:05Why did you say C?
20:08If I said B, it would be the same.
20:11It's funny because you said C.
20:16Mr. Nozawa, please respond.
20:21I'll go with C.
20:24Please let me go.
20:27I'll go to the bathroom.
20:31Apologize to Mr. Pista.
20:32Apologize to Mr. Pista.
20:34What?
20:36That's not a free material.
20:39I'm not doing it anymore.
20:42Mr. Arita, please respond.
20:46I'll go with A.
20:49I'm not in this state.
20:52Please let me have sex.
20:55That's a terrible thing to say.
20:58I'll retire.
21:00I'll retire.
21:03That's a terrible thing to say on TV.
21:09The results are out.
21:11Who was the most excited?
21:19You made a mistake on your birthday.
21:21Who was the most excited?
21:2650 people voted for who was the most excited.
21:33Who will be the winner?
21:37The winner will get 21 points.
21:41I will announce the winner.
21:44The winner is...
21:45The winner is...
21:49Mr. Bakarizuma.
21:56He got 19 points.
21:59I like him.
22:01Mr. Horiuchi.
22:03Mr. Horiuchi got 2 points.
22:08Mr. Nozawa and Mr. Arita got 5 points.
22:12Mr. Nozawa is the winner.
22:15Thank you very much.
22:17No, no, no.
22:19You should have said it.
22:21You should have said it.
22:23I'm sorry.
22:25I sent you the results of the tournament.
22:28But there is no such tournament.
22:31There is no such tournament.
22:33There is a tournament called Nari-Sumashi-Ogiri.
22:37You guys put out the answers as if you were thinking.
22:45You put out the answers as if you were thinking.
22:48What do you mean by that?
22:50What do you mean by that?
22:52What do you mean by that?
22:54Do you think I'm that kind of person?
22:58He is like a youkai.
23:02The Ungirls Tanaka Spear Championship.
23:04The Ungirls Tanaka Spear Championship.
23:07It's a tournament where the comedians that aim for Tanaka's spear challenge the giant fans.
23:10He is one step ahead.
23:12It's a tournament where the comedians that aim for Tanaka's spear challenge the giant fans.
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