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Celebridades
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00:00it's officially been a full year of me being single and throughout this journey i've survived
00:0411 first dates, two second dates, one fourth date, a crippling summer situationship and tears were
00:09only shed once. so in order to celebrate this we're going to be doing a valentine's day photo
00:13shoot and y'all are going to come with me. i started my morning doing what no woman should
00:17ever have to do. i bought myself flowers. well i realized they were extremely expensive so i
00:21hopped over to target instead to get a more reasonable bouquet that i then strutted proudly
00:26and while doing my hair i thought to myself how could a girl like me be single? but then i
00:30remembered i have terrible adhd and i completely lack object permanence and i want to stick out
00:34like a sore thumb in public so naturally i chose this bright red gown and as i was gazing out the
00:38bus window dramatically i caught a glimpse of a couple holding hands. this ruined my day and my
00:43day got even worse once my humiliation ritual started. can y'all tell how comfortable and at
00:47ease i look in 30 degree weather dressed like this? and i saw myself becoming the very thing
00:51which i had feared the most. an influencer in the wild. within the span of 30 minutes i got a total
00:56of 417 side eyes which has to be a world record of some sort. in the grand finale a dress covered
01:02in all the forbidden juices of new york. at the end of the day i found myself in a red room getting
01:06hot wax dripped all over my arm because i needed to feel something again. and the outcome of today?
01:10photos worthy of situationship tears.

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