Wow Mani - Season 01 Episode 01
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03:06Berto.
03:08Brad.
03:10What happened?
03:11Who's that?
03:13According to the women around,
03:16that's Berto.
03:18He was hit by men he doesn't know anymore.
03:22Why?
03:26He's famous for being a prostitute here.
03:29Almost all the women in town
03:31were hit by him.
03:33Really?
03:34Why did he cover up his umbrella?
03:38I don't know.
03:40It's too big and too long,
03:42so he covered it up.
03:45What are we talking here?
03:46How long is it?
03:48About 15 inches.
03:5115 inches?
03:52Yes.
03:53Jumbo.
03:55Wow.
03:56Really?
03:58Yes.
03:59That's why a lot of women were hit by him.
04:01He can't forget it.
04:02And if you mention the length,
04:04they really remember Berto
04:06because he was with them the whole time.
04:09Berto is a man.
04:15I hope so.
04:19Wait!
04:21Wait!
04:22Wait!
04:24Wait!
04:25Wait!
04:30There.
04:31Hi, hon.
04:32How are you?
04:36I'm fine.
04:39I went to the park.
04:41I saw a dead body.
04:43It's a mess.
04:44A lot of women.
04:47Why?
04:50Don't you believe me?
04:52Imagine.
04:5415 inches is how long he was hit.
04:59Huh?
05:01Berto is dead?
05:32Huh?
05:33Huh?
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05:46Huh?
05:47Huh?
05:51Arowana.
05:53We still have a battery.
05:54Full battery.
05:56Ready?
05:57Do we have a mic?
05:59Okay, we have a battery.
06:00Okay, I'm ready.
06:01Okay, let's go.
06:05Hello, Indians.
06:06This is Indiano Jones, your favorite explorer and expert on everything.
06:13And we are here at the tribe of Mama Denico.
06:19To talk to our relatives.
06:23And share a little bit of knowledge.
06:27Yes, yes.
06:28Wait, let me sit down.
06:29Wait, let me sit down.
06:30Wait, let me sit down.
06:33Tribe of Mama Denico.
06:36Can we sit down?
06:39Yes.
06:40Sit down.
06:47You can ask any question.
06:49And I will try to answer your questions.
06:57Your questions?
06:58No, no.
06:59The stories are good.
07:00Cool, cool.
07:01Arowana, Arowana.
07:03The workmanship is very good.
07:05Detailed.
07:06It's beautiful.
07:09Oh, it's not beads.
07:10It's not beads.
07:12Did you do that?
07:15Okay, we can ask now.
07:18First question.
07:19Me.
07:22Indiano, are you really an expert on everything?
07:25Of course.
07:28Can we ask about seafood?
07:32Seafood?
07:34Of course.
07:36Is it an old fish?
07:40Is it an old fish?
07:43There is.
07:44What is it?
07:46Tuna.
07:48Why tuna?
07:50Century tuna.
07:52It's been 100 years.
07:56But there is an older fish.
07:59What kind of fish?
08:01Lapu-lapu.
08:02Lapu-lapu?
08:04Yes.
08:05It's from the time of Magellan.
08:07It's 500 years old.
08:12Next.
08:14Is there a fish that runs?
08:17A fish that runs?
08:18That's easy.
08:19What is it?
08:21Seahorse.
08:23Seahorse.
08:25It runs, right?
08:28Is there a fish that flies?
08:31A fish that flies?
08:33There is.
08:34It's in the name.
08:36Flying fish.
08:39But there is a fish that can fly even higher.
08:44Do you know what it's called?
08:47Angel fish.
08:49It can fly to the sky.
08:51I can bring you there if you want.
08:54Question.
08:56Is a penguin a fish?
08:58Is a penguin a fish?
09:01A penguin is not a fish.
09:03It's a bird.
09:06It can only fly because it's in the water.
09:09It's a bird.
09:11Why can't it fly?
09:13It can fly.
09:15But it's big and heavy.
09:17It can't carry itself.
09:19It can't carry itself.
09:20If you want, throw it.
09:21Kill it.
09:24Is there a fish that is smart?
09:27A fish that is smart?
09:30There is.
09:32That's why we call it the school of fish.
09:38But only a few graduate.
09:42They don't go to school.
09:45Is there more?
09:47Is there a fish that is rich?
09:50What English?
09:52Again.
09:53Is there a fish that is rich?
09:55A fish that is rich.
09:58There is.
10:00Goldfish.
10:02Right?
10:06Is there a fish that is poor?
10:09A fish that is poor.
10:13There is.
10:15It's called the janitor fish.
10:19Janitor fish.
10:21It's hard.
10:23Is there a fish that always needs help?
10:27A fish that always needs help.
10:30It's easy.
10:31Die.
10:33Is it because of something?
10:36No.
10:38It's dying.
10:39Die.
10:41That's why it needs help.
10:43Is there a fish that is naughty?
10:47A fish that is naughty?
10:49Of course, there is.
10:51What is it?
10:52Clownfish.
10:54It makes everyone happy.
10:58Is there more?
11:00Is there a fish that doesn't get wet?
11:04A fish that doesn't get wet.
11:07Do you know the answer?
11:09Dry.
11:10It doesn't get wet.
11:12It's dry.
11:13That's the part 3 of the cloth.
11:19Arowana, do we still have time?
11:22Can I ask one more question?
11:24Just one more question.
11:25Who will ask?
11:27I have a question.
11:29You? Okay, Arowana.
11:31Is there a fish that is noisy?
11:33A fish that is noisy.
11:35There is.
11:37There is.
11:38There is.
11:40What is it?
11:41Sirena.
11:43What? Sirena?
11:45That's what they use in ambulances.
11:47It's noisy.
11:55Okay, thank you very much,
11:57tribe Mamadedeco.
12:04Indians,
12:05that's all we have time for today.
12:08I hope you enjoyed it.
12:10And if you learned something,
12:12please like, subscribe,
12:14and click the notification bell.
12:16And comment down below
12:18if you have more questions.
12:20This is Indiano Jones.
12:22Shout out to my fans,
12:24the Indians.
12:26Until next time.
12:28Bye-bye.
12:38I am Angeline.
12:40And now, we are here in Mandaluyong.
12:42We are here for a tricky question.
12:45So, what are you waiting for?
12:47Come with me.
12:49So, this is my question for you.
12:51What is the main ingredient in Sinigang na Baboy?
13:01It's delicious.
13:03Sinigang makes it final.
13:05You can do it.
13:08You don't cook at home.
13:11Sinigang na Baboy.
13:13Sitaw.
13:15Sili.
13:20Rabi.
13:22Panhalo.
13:24Panhalo.
13:26Sandok.
13:28He's laughing.
13:30What price do you want?
13:32One hundred or
13:34I'll kiss you on the cheek.
13:38I'll kiss you on the cheek.
13:40I'll kiss you on the cheek.
13:58Hello and welcome to your favorite show,
14:01Battle of the Brothers.
14:02Welcome!
14:07Battle of the Brothers is brought to you by Playtime,
14:11the fastest growing online gaming platform.
14:16And now, I am your host, Jano Depp.
14:19And without further ado, let's call
14:21the two university competitors.
14:23First up,
14:25La Consumision College.
14:29Welcome.
14:30Welcome to the show, girls.
14:32Welcome to the show.
14:34And the winner is
14:36from the University of Los Baños,
14:38Queen Laguna.
14:44Welcome to the show, girls.
14:46Okay.
14:48Do you have a cheer?
14:50Yes.
14:52Who will go first?
14:54Let's do this.
14:56One, two, three, four.
14:57I'll go first.
14:59I'll go first.
15:01I'll go first.
15:09Good, good.
15:12Good.
15:14You can still lose.
15:16Show them what you got.
15:22You can still win.
15:24Smile, smile.
15:25One, two, three, four.
15:27Go.
15:29U-M-B-U.
15:31Hey.
15:33You can still win.
15:35You can still win.
15:37You can still win.
15:39It's just an aura.
15:41Okay.
15:43Listen up.
15:45I'll explain the mechanics of our game.
15:47We have three rounds.
15:49Our easy round, difficult round,
15:51and the final round.
15:53At the end of each round,
15:55there will be a consequence.
15:57But don't worry.
15:59You will choose your punishment.
16:01Okay?
16:03Please test the buzzers.
16:06Okay.
16:08Are you ready to play?
16:10Ready, ready.
16:12Let's play.
16:14Okay.
16:16Our category is
16:18Philippine Literature and Anger Management Combined.
16:21Now,
16:23we have a saying that
16:25when you're drunk,
16:27don't go for the new blank.
16:31What is this blank?
16:33It's a clue.
16:35It's scary to make fun of it.
16:37Freedom.
16:39When you're drunk,
16:41don't go for the new freedom.
16:43Wrong, wrong, wrong.
16:45Yes.
16:47Tule.
16:49When you're drunk,
16:51don't go for the new tule.
16:53It hurts.
16:55No, it's like this.
16:57It's like you're sweating.
16:59New.
17:01Make-up.
17:03When you're drunk,
17:05don't go for the new make-up.
17:07Correct.
17:09It's difficult.
17:11But that's not the right answer.
17:13You can't make fun of it
17:15when you're drunk.
17:17Correct.
17:19When you're drunk,
17:21don't go for the new laugh.
17:23Yes.
17:25New opera.
17:27When you're drunk,
17:29don't go for the new opera.
17:31Correct.
17:33It hurts.
17:35Wrong, wrong.
17:37Raspa.
17:39When you're drunk,
17:41don't go for the new raspa.
17:43What is this?
17:45I'll help you.
17:47It starts with the letter G.
17:49Rasa.
17:51When you're drunk,
17:53don't go for the new make-up.
17:55Make-up?
17:57It hurts.
17:59When I had my new make-up,
18:01don't make fun of me.
18:03Can I ask?
18:05Is that already done?
18:07It's already done.
18:09Just kidding.
18:11Sorry.
18:13We're looking for the answer
18:15when you're drunk,
18:17don't go for the new opera.
18:19Correct.
18:21Okay, let's recap the scores.
18:23La Consumision College
18:25got
18:27zero.
18:29And the University of Los Banos,
18:31Queen Laguna
18:33also got zero.
18:35It's a tie.
18:37Next one, please.
18:39Zero.
18:50Okay.
18:55I'll go first.
18:57You'll choose
18:59to remove all the garbage in Manila
19:02using a spoon
19:04or
19:06to remove your clothes.
19:09We'll remove our clothes.
19:11Okay.
19:13You'll choose
19:14to
19:21shop for tequila
19:23while bathing
19:25and shampooing
19:27a king cobra.
19:31Or
19:33we'll remove your clothes.
19:35We'll remove our clothes.
19:37We'll remove our clothes.
19:39Are you sure?
19:41Yes.
19:42We're ready now.
19:44Okay.
19:47They chose to remove their clothes.
19:50You'll see the consequences.
19:54Yes.
19:56We'll go back
19:58to the difficult round
20:00in the battle of the brains.
20:02Yes!
20:07Let's continue.
20:11Hey, Mars!
20:13How are you?
20:15What happened to you?
20:17Oh, no.
20:19I won in the freestyle
20:21but I lost in the breaststroke.
20:23Why did you lose?
20:25I saw it. I was really denied in the breaststroke.
20:27How did you deny?
20:29Mars,
20:30they used their arms.
20:32I was really
20:34in the breaststroke
20:36and I was really slow.
20:44Welcome back to
20:46the battle of the brawns.
20:49We'll go back to the difficult round.
20:52Here we go, girls.
20:54This is harder.
20:56Our category is
20:58listen carefully.
21:00Don't move.
21:02This is hard.
21:04Your category is
21:06carpentry and architecture combined.
21:09In English, this is
21:11door.
21:13In Tagalog, this is
21:15blank.
21:17What is this?
21:19Ventila
21:21door?
21:23This is a part of a house.
21:25Yes.
21:27Oh, for a door?
21:28Wrong.
21:30Tocador.
21:33Cute but wrong.
21:35There's no door at the end
21:37but it's usually opened and closed.
21:41Bin?
21:43Tana.
21:45Aside from the window,
21:47what else is opened and closed in a house?
21:49It starts with the letter
21:51P.
21:53Letter P?
21:55Are you blind?
21:56It's a part of a house.
21:59You're a thief.
22:01When I saw it,
22:03it was on the floor.
22:05It's still wrong.
22:07Let's do this.
22:09When I go home,
22:12I go out and come in here.
22:15What is this P?
22:17Sir.
22:18Tete.
22:21I love it
22:23but that's wrong.
22:24I'm sorry.
22:26Time is up.
22:28No one got the right answer.
22:30The P we're looking for is
22:32Palikuran.
22:35What does it mean?
22:37It's like CR.
22:39Correct.
22:41Let's recap the scores.
22:44Laconsa Mission College
22:46got
22:48zero.
22:50University of Los Baño Queen
22:52Laguna
22:54got
22:56zero.
22:58Sina
23:00got
23:02zero.
23:17Okay.
23:21I have two tickets
23:23to Paris.
23:24The first one
23:27has a gift certificate.
23:29It's very simple.
23:31Clean your face
23:33with a grinder
23:37or
23:38with a pipe.
23:41Clean your face.
23:43With a pipe.
23:45Are you sure?
23:46Yes, sir.
23:47Final?
23:48Final.
23:49It's your turn.
23:51The punishment
23:52for you
23:54is
23:57to kiss each other
23:58on the cheeks
24:00while
24:01you kiss each other
24:04on the forehead
24:07or
24:08on the forehead.
24:12Final answer?
24:13Yes.
24:17I'm confused.
24:18Sorry, sir.
24:19Okay, my friends.
24:20This is where
24:21our difficult round
24:22ends.
24:23When we come back,
24:24the most awaited
24:26is the
24:27final round.
24:29See you
24:30in Battle of the World!
24:39Hello, Mars.
24:41Here you go.
24:42I have a few
24:43to deliver
24:44to your house.
24:46There's someone
24:47in your house.
24:48Send me your number
24:49and I'll book it.
24:51Right now.
24:52I'm busy.
24:54Excuse me, ma'am.
24:57Can I ask you something?
24:59Excuse me?
25:01I know your style.
25:03Can I ask you
25:04my name?
25:06Then you'll know
25:07my number.
25:08Then you'll court me.
25:10Then you'll hug me.
25:12I know your style.
25:13It's out of date.
25:14Let me go.
25:15No, ma'am.
25:16I'll just ask you
25:17a few questions.
25:19What do you want to ask?
25:21I'll just ask
25:22why your
25:24one baby
25:25came out.
25:27Oh, no!
25:28I left my baby
25:29in the bus.
25:35Welcome back
25:36to Battle of the Prowess.
25:37And this
25:38is the final round!
25:40Why are you
25:41so excited?
25:43Okay.
25:44In our final round,
25:45the category is
25:47Philippine history
25:48and psychology
25:49of heroism combined.
25:51Wow.
25:52It's hard.
25:53So, girls.
25:54Yes.
25:55Easy.
25:56It's easy.
25:57Easy.
25:58He's the father
25:59of the Katipunan
26:00known as
26:01the brave man.
26:02He's considered
26:03the supreme
26:04of the Katipunan
26:05or KKK.
26:06Who is he?
26:07Yes.
26:08Supremo?
26:09Lito Lapid?
26:10No.
26:11Wrong.
26:12He's dead.
26:14Lito Lapid is dead?
26:15No.
26:16He's still strong.
26:17He's going down.
26:18Wrong.
26:20He's starting.
26:22His initials
26:23are A, B.
26:25Yes.
26:26Antonio Banderas?
26:28Wrong.
26:29Wrong.
26:31Alec Baldwin?
26:33Wow.
26:34Do you know him?
26:35No.
26:36He lived here in the Philippines.
26:37Who is his AB?
26:38He fought a lot.
26:41Yes.
26:42Andrea Brillantes?
26:44No.
26:45He's older.
26:46Yes.
26:47Abby Viduya?
26:48He's older.
26:50Yes.
26:51Abby Pinay?
26:52No.
26:53He's older.
26:54Hattie B?
26:55Wrong again.
26:57He's a man.
26:58He's a man.
26:59He's an AB.
27:00Yes.
27:01Amoy Visaya?
27:03Time's up.
27:04Time's up.
27:06No one got
27:08the right answer.
27:10I'm sorry, girls.
27:11I was rooting for you.
27:12I was hoping
27:13that someone would get the right answer.
27:14The right answer is
27:15AB
27:16is Aga
27:17Buna.
27:20Okay.
27:21Let's recap the scores.
27:23La Consomission College
27:24with 0
27:25and University of
27:26Los Banos
27:27Queen Laguna
27:29with 0.
27:30It's a tie.
27:31Best Consequence,
27:32what's up?
27:33Let's go.
27:34Let's go.
27:35Let's go.
27:36But
27:37I need to cheer you up.
27:44Okay.
27:54Okay.
27:55I'll go first.
27:58When you choose,
28:00bring your first aid kit
28:02and you need to rescue
28:04a wounded bird
28:08while it's being bitten
28:09by a ferocious tiger.
28:12Or
28:14you'll just remove it.
28:17Your choice.
28:18Sir, we'll just remove the brooch.
28:19It's more fun.
28:20Yes.
28:21Final answer?
28:22Yes, that's final.
28:23Okay.
28:24And you,
28:25when you choose the punishment,
28:27because we know
28:28that you're tired,
28:30you just need to
28:31give a massage
28:33on the back
28:35to a man
28:37using
28:38a jackhammer.
28:41You choose.
28:44Just kill us.
28:47Or
28:48you'll just remove the brooch.
28:49No, we'll just remove the brooch.
28:51Okay.
28:52That's their decision.
28:55That was fast.
28:56The brooch will be removed,
28:57my friends.
28:58That's their consequence.
29:00And that's
29:02our episode for today.
29:04Thank you very much
29:05for following
29:08our
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29:25Yes.
29:26I'm Giano Depp,
29:27your host
29:29and the luckiest
29:30person in the world.
29:32We'll see each other again
29:34here at
29:35Battle of the Braless.
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