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Struggling comic Lance Barton knows what it's like to die on stage. But when his life takes an unexpected turn - straigh | dG1fYXdjTjhrb2ZhRFk
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00:00Life what is it all about love love love love love want to be in love you want to feel that first kiss again
00:07The first kiss is always like double dutch. You're just sitting there like when I get it when do I get it when I get it?
00:17Comedian Lance Barton had a lot of potential, but the one thing he needed to work on
00:25Was his timing
00:27Well, what is this place this is heaven I haven't ever had this dream before it's parking there, you know tell pop I'm here
00:35Well, I hate to break it to you, but you're not dreaming, but I'm not dead check the guest list and see when mr
00:41Barton was supposed to arrive. I took him one-tenth of a second before the truck hit you took him before the truck
00:48You could have been a vegetable
00:51Your body's gone
00:53But we couldn't put you in another person's body as long as no one knows he's dead yet
00:57Who lives here Charles Wellington 15 richest man in America?
01:02Well, I can't go to the Apollo in that body. How am I supposed to get laughs looking like him?
01:06Come on, it looks funny to me
01:08Now when I go out there, they're gonna see Wellington not some brother that's close cuz I don't feel like getting shot today
01:14So everyone else you look like Wellington. You sound like Wellington, but you see yourself
01:19Who am I mr. Wellington damn, right, I'm
01:28Hi darling
01:31This spring one man is back from heaven. Good morning. Mr. Wellington. Yeah
01:37Know who you are. You're cheap to raise a little hell. I don't know where this came from. It's like he's gone crazy
01:45Why don't you do something positive with your money?
01:47What does that mean? He wants to be more involved with running the hospital
01:50We got a new slogan shot in the head. You get a bit if your head is bloody. We're your buddy
01:57Chris Ross starting next week. Both of you get a 200% rate
02:05I like in the ultimate out-of-body experience. Give me your Wow. Are you sure I won't die for 40 years technically?
02:13But this body's just a loner down to earth

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