Gary is falsely accused of beating his insane ex-girlfriend Charlotte, and he is sentenced to 30 days in Merkin Penal, a | dG1fVzFLZXlPZFNnQk0
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00:00Okay, newbies, welcome to Mercantino.
00:05This is your new home.
00:06Take a look.
00:07There's no way I'm going to make it in here.
00:08Stay in your lane, all right?
00:09They look like animals.
00:10Everything's going to be fine.
00:11I promise you that, okay?
00:12Okay.
00:13Okay.
00:14It's not like somebody's going to break from the pack and kill you.
00:15I got your back.
00:16Oh, shit.
00:17This is how we're going to start our day?
00:18No movie.
00:19What?
00:20How long are you in for?
00:2130 days, tops.
00:22That's it.
00:23What about you?
00:24Nine months, fucking TSA.
00:25How much time you got left?
00:26Three years.
00:27Three years?
00:28You're going to find this a special place.
00:29A place full of surprises.
00:30Tell them what's going on for the first week.
00:31What do you want to do?
00:32I want to watch the whole thing.
00:33You want to go to my house.
00:34I'll have a party.
00:35I'll have a party.
00:36I'll have a party.
00:37I'm going to have a party.
00:38I'll have a party.
00:39I'll have a party.
00:40I'm going to have a party.
00:41I'll have a party.
00:42I'm going to have a party.
00:43I'm going to have a party.
00:44Full of surprises. Tell them tell them what's going on for the first week. What should you expect Bruce? Well, we offer
00:51three square meals a day
00:53double occupancy accommodations
00:55There are plans in the works to build a pool
00:59There's no fucking pool in the future. Perhaps open your mouth
01:03Make some words bitch
01:05Articulate motherfucker
01:07Elaborate on some shit. See I got your tongue
01:11Yeah, Gary's news is the mayor how you doing Gary man, it's my mouthpiece Alan Oh
01:19Gary
01:22Gary will be flash dance flash dance. You got a problem with flash dance flash dance
01:28Oh
01:34You're Gary hey, welcome to American it's not much but it's home, huh? Yeah TJ. Hey
01:42We probably get going. This is bodega Gary. Hey, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Welcome to the pen?
01:46I'll get you anything you want. You want it. I got it. You need it. I'll get it
01:51Fighting anybody Oh Gary. Hey Gary. All right, man. Hey new guy. I love you, man
01:56Okay, I saw me it loves you. Who's your cellmate?
02:00My cellmate Jesus Christ. Oh
02:02He's just crashed in Nazareth. He's your cellmate to new guy and smitty's cellmate. Everybody's tell me right fellas
02:10What's he in for?
02:11Hey, sure
02:13Pretty crazy in the prison
02:15What do you want Gary? I miss you. I miss us. Don't you remember you broke up with me?
02:22Oh
02:23God this prisoner is threatening me. Don't like Charlotte. No, I didn't threaten you
02:27I'm a new guy and you already threatened your ex-girlfriend. Is that right? I did not is that right?
02:33I'm supposed to be here for 30 days. And that's it. This is Merkin penal limited liability
02:38Incorporated you understand that this is my fucking world. I own everything. I owe you I owe you I don't everything
02:44I own this shit bird. Yeah
02:51You