For Sale by Exorcist Trailer

For Sale by Exorcist Trailer - official movie trailer HD

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00:00Our guest this morning is Ms. Susan Bryce, a real estate agent and certified exorcist.

00:11I'm a certified exorcist. I find houses, cleanse them, and sell them.

00:17Wait, really?

00:22Mostly residential, but I have had some success on the commercial side.

00:27These spirits were restless.

00:30This house is haunted.

00:36He did not mention the cemetery in the listing.

00:42Y'all see that there? That is black mold. Could be a sign of demonic activity.

00:47Or water damage. Either way, it's not good.

00:52Closing costs? We're not selling.

00:54Right. That's not closin' closin'. That's closin' a gateway to hell.

00:59And there is a cost attached to that.

01:02Listen here, Jezebel. By the time we're through with you, you'll be banished to hell

01:06and time to work the third shift at the underworld's shittiest Applebee's.

01:13I'm gonna get y'all a great deal on this house.

01:15Do you guys actually believe this weirdo?