Contractually Yours Full Movie
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00:00:00They say the most primal human things are fighting, and well, I was about to learn both.
00:00:16Every girl wants to find her prince charming, but unfortunately we don't exactly live in
00:00:21a fairy tale world.
00:00:23There's no such thing as happily ever after.
00:00:26Where is the duck for table two?
00:00:29Table two ordered something special, chef.
00:00:32No, table two ordered the special and the special is the duck.
00:00:37What is this?
00:00:38Nothing.
00:00:39Yes, exactly.
00:00:40This is nothing.
00:00:41Now, the duck.
00:00:42Just do what your boss says, Lily.
00:00:45You can't afford to lose another job.
00:00:47How can you pay for mom's operation when you're homeless?
00:00:51Table two, the duck.
00:00:56So I'm thinking about adopting a dog, you know, like the little tiny dogs that can fit
00:01:00in your handbag.
00:01:01They're so cute.
00:01:02So anyway, once your inheritance is secure, the Morrison deal is all in the bag.
00:01:07But what is this mystery clause you want to tell us about, Jack?
00:01:12Jack?
00:01:13Jack?
00:01:14Hello?
00:01:15Yeah, the dog.
00:01:16Hi.
00:01:17Hi.
00:01:18You ordered the special?
00:01:31Actually, I ordered the...
00:01:34Trust me.
00:01:35Who is that girl?
00:01:38Something about her.
00:01:39It's like I've been waiting for her my whole life.
00:01:42Wow, that was presumptuous.
00:01:44The waitress not bringing you what I ordered?
00:01:47Don't tell me you're actually impressed by that little slut, Jack.
00:01:49It looks good.
00:01:51The food or the waitress?
00:02:02And what do you think you're doing?
00:02:04I'm making something from this century.
00:02:06You know what?
00:02:07That's it.
00:02:08I've had enough.
00:02:09You are fired.
00:02:10Get out of here.
00:02:11Not this again.
00:02:12What did you say?
00:02:14I am serious this time.
00:02:15You are fired.
00:02:16You get out of here.
00:02:17What?
00:02:18You take this.
00:02:19You give up your act.
00:02:20You get out.
00:02:21No, please, sir.
00:02:22It won't happen again.
00:02:23No more Mr. Nice Guy this time.
00:02:24You get out.
00:02:25You leave.
00:02:26Please.
00:02:27No.
00:02:28Now.
00:02:29I'm taking the trash out, I see.
00:02:30Yeah, the trash.
00:02:31Asshole.
00:02:32Shit.
00:02:35Oh, my God.
00:02:48Oh
00:03:02Don't scream don't scream or do
00:03:18Oh, hey wait
00:03:43Not now were they
00:03:46Jack my man you pass out. So I'm a little disappointed that you're making me ask again
00:03:52When you get to unlock the inheritance, but the deal of a lifetime isn't gonna wait forever
00:03:57Yeah
00:03:58Yeah, come on. Are you even listening?
00:04:00I mean if we don't move on this Morrison thing someone else will and I mean, I'm not gonna be that guy
00:04:06Are you gonna be that guy?
00:04:10How can I help my mom when I can't even afford something to eat
00:04:15Maybe next time
00:04:18Thanks
00:04:20Call me. I'll call you back. Come on. Yeah, I'll open me
00:04:24Jack's never done that before if he doesn't lock away this inheritance deal then
00:04:29The Morrison deals over
00:04:32We're over
00:04:33Don't you worry your wrinkled little forehead Warren?
00:04:37I've got just
00:04:45Just when I think I found her she's gone again
00:04:55How am I gonna find her again
00:05:03You could always marry Vivian chaser you out of your mind Vivian and I are done never again
00:05:10she's just
00:05:12business
00:05:13Very well, sir
00:05:15Although it is your inheritance at stake, sir
00:05:18I'll find another way. I'm afraid not but the terms of your parents will are quite specific
00:05:24You must be married before your 32nd birthday for precisely
00:05:29365 days. I know I know and with that fateful birthday fast approaching. There's little time
00:05:35the inheritance must be claimed within the month and
00:05:38Most crucially of all you must not tell a soul about the marriage cause
00:05:44Especially your wife or I lose everything
00:05:48everything
00:05:59Don't complain about I don't complain I don't all I'm saying is you're gonna have to start living in the real world
00:06:05I am living in the real world
00:06:13Really because getting fired yet from another restaurant job is the real world creative
00:06:19differences
00:06:20There are always creative differences with you
00:06:24Lily
00:06:26You've got to open up your own place. You're a chef not a fucking line cook. So you've got to show the world what you got
00:06:33Besides I have my share of money, but without yours, we're never gonna be able to afford mom's operation
00:06:41Yeah, it'll be all my fault
00:06:44Lily
00:06:47There is an opening at my office
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