S e x And The Surrogate Full Movie Full Drama
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00:45This isn't me.
00:47Three white mocha, quads up, two on top,
00:49two on bottom, almond milk, extra caramel drizzle,
00:51extra whip.
00:52Now!
00:53This is me.
00:55This is me.
00:59♪♪
01:03Get that...
01:06out.
01:07Oh, my God.
01:08Mr. Camposano, I'm so sorry.
01:10Now.
01:11But I...
01:12No pay.
01:13Leave.
01:14♪♪
01:17I was out of money and out of hope.
01:19My dad would die without surgery,
01:21and we were three months past due on the rent.
01:23Uh!
01:24Uh!
01:26Uh!
01:28♪♪
01:34And this...
01:35didn't happen.
01:39This did.
01:40Uh!
01:43There was no way I could sell my mother's ring,
01:45rest her soul,
01:46but I was out of ideas.
01:48♪♪
01:52I think I just found the answer to all my problems.
01:57And this was the start of everything.
02:15Negative.
02:17I just can't believe I can't get pregnant.
02:23Well, this isn't good.
02:27I just can't keep up with all the fucking...
02:30Well, you have to.
02:31Your father-in-law's rule stipulates you have one year
02:34to produce an heir to his fortune.
02:37Otherwise, all his millions go to save the frickin' whales.
02:42Damn whales.
02:44You don't want to give all this up.
02:48Of course not.
02:50All you have to do is have a baby.
02:53Then you can get a divorce, get half of the lamb's fortune.
02:59And off we go to retail.
03:03Doctor said it's my eggs.
03:11You know what?
03:13There are other ways, you know?
03:17Don't worry.
03:18I'm gonna get this.
03:24So, basically, we're gonna give you some hormones.
03:28We're gonna harvest a few of your eggs
03:29and we're gonna put those with the biological father's sperm.
03:33You'll carry the baby to term.
03:35And once you have it,
03:36you'll turn it over to the lucky couple.
03:38Listen to me, I...
03:41I mean, us, honey.
03:44Biologically, you'll be the mother.
03:47But legally, you won't.
03:54Oh.
03:57I didn't realize that.
03:59Yeah, something to consider there.
04:04Sweetheart, when you put that baby into my arms,
04:09you're gonna be a very rich woman.
04:13And I'm grateful for that.
04:16It's just, I've always wanted a family of my own.
04:23And I didn't think it would be like this.
04:26I get it, yeah.
04:29But sometimes, life has other plans.
04:38Don't you ever leave me again.
04:43Don't ever leave me.
04:47I'll always love you.
04:53Shhh.
04:56Don't leave me.
05:00Don't leave me.
05:03Don't leave me.
05:08It's gonna be okay, Daddy.
05:12It has to be.
05:16Pick up the pace, Jane.
05:20Yes, sir.
05:24Register, Jane.
05:28Just a minute. Can I help you?
05:32What are you doing here?
05:36It's for your expenses. Anything you need.
05:40Excuse me?
05:44You're welcome.
05:48You shouldn't come into my work.
05:52Me being your surrogate is nice enough.
05:56Fine.
06:00Asshole.
06:06Come on, Liam.
06:10Get it together, baby.
06:26What now?
06:30Let's try this again.
06:34Hi. I'm Justin, Liam.
06:38And I was wondering if, uh...
06:42you wanted to make a baby with me.
06:46Okay. He's kind of dreamy.
06:50So, I'm
06:54sorry to report that unfortunately
06:58the first round didn't take.
07:02That's... that's problems.
07:06Hold everything. I think I've got an idea.
07:10Justin's sperm are healthy.
07:14Jane's eggs are healthy. And since time is of an essence,
07:18you two could just
07:22have sex. What? No.
07:26Well, scientifically speaking,
07:30the first round has proven to be more successful. Thank you.
07:34And it's safer for the surrogate.
07:38Oh, what's the problem? I'm down for it. I'm secure.
07:42Yeah. What do you think about this?
07:50Jane. Honey.
07:54How much time does your father have? Don't you want to get him that surgery?
07:58This is your best chance. And plus, it's
08:02only sex. It's not like you're going to fall in love with him or something.
08:06Come on. Be a good daughter.
08:16Okay. I'll do it.
08:20Great.
08:28Okay.
08:44Hi, Jane. Come on in.
08:48You look...
08:52nice.
08:56Thanks. Can I get you anything to drink?
09:00No, that's okay. Can we just get this over with?
09:04Yeah, sure.
09:08You want to go to the bedroom?
09:12Okay. Yeah. After you.
09:16Okay.
09:32Okay.
09:36Let's do this.
09:40Yeah. Okay.
09:44Okay.
09:58Um...
10:02Um...
10:14Hi.
10:18Here, let me help you.
10:22Actually, um...
10:26I can't. I can't do this. This is not how it's supposed to be.
10:30What did I do wrong?
10:34It's not you. It's...
10:38I'm a virgin.
10:42It's okay.
10:46It's okay. I mean, we don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
10:50I mean, until you're ready.
10:58It sounds silly, but...
11:02I've always wanted a happily ever after.
11:06You know, a husband, a house,
11:10kids, and I don't know when
11:14or how, but I know that I'll know when it happens.
11:18And now look at me. I'm having a baby
11:22that isn't mine? Selling my body for money? I mean, what kind of girl does that?
11:26Hey, don't say that.
11:30Listen to me, Jay.
11:34What you're doing for my wife and I, it's completely selfless.
11:38And extremely brave.
11:42Only a truly special person would make that sacrifice.
11:46You're giving us the greatest gift.
11:50You're making two people's dreams come true.
11:54And only a truly special person would make that sacrifice.
11:58You're our miracle, Jane.
12:02You deserve a lifetime of happiness.
12:06You're an amazing person.
12:10I'm sorry, I just...
12:14I'm not ready.
12:28We had a deal.
12:32That means that I can't do this anymore.
12:36She's not ready, Tiff. She's a virgin.
12:40I don't care if she's a virgin, Mary.
12:44She's signed on a dotted line and nobody forced her to.
12:52Baby, we've been over this like millions of times.
12:56Just imagine our future together.
13:00You, me, and our baby.
13:04And your father's money.
13:08I just think of the future that we're going to have together.
13:12Tiffany.
13:16Mama wants a baby. The clock is ticking.
13:20And it takes nine months to bake them.
13:24So it's time to start.
13:30Oh, hey.
13:34Is everything okay?
13:38Yeah, I just came by. I felt bad about it the other night.
13:42And I know this can be hard.
13:46Yeah, well, I...
13:50What I was thinking, maybe we just need to spend a little more time together.
13:54And that way you can be more comfortable.
13:58Who's there, Jane?
14:02It's just a friend, Dad. My dad.
14:06Great. I'd love to meet him.
14:10Okay.
14:14Dad, this is Justin.
14:18It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Summerhouse. Justin Lin.
14:22I know who you are. Jane's told me all about you.
14:26But I trust my Janey's judgment.
14:30So I guess I can trust you, too.
14:34Call me George.
14:38Oh, you don't have to tell me that.
14:42Um, I was just gonna run to the pharmacy to grab his meds, if you don't mind.
14:46Yeah, don't let me stop you. I can hang here with George, if that's all right with you.
14:50Sure, that'll be fine.
14:54It's work and all.
14:58Dad?
15:02Go. Go, honey. And take your time. It'll be nice to have some company for a change.
15:10Touchdown!
15:14Ah!
15:18How do you like that, Jane?
15:22You're bad.
15:26Other leg?
15:30Yes, ma'am.
15:34We just need to get through this whole surrogate thing, and then we're home.
15:38Free. More.
15:42Thank God I didn't get pregnant.
15:46With a flat tummy. With a baby in it.
15:50Never.
15:54Misperfection.
15:58Legally, I'll be entitled to half of the fortune. And then I can drop Justin.
16:02And his baby. And then we're off to Brazil.
16:06For a new life. And a tipped hand.
16:10Baby, that just turns me on.
16:14That's it.
16:30I don't like what I'm seeing.
16:34It's like they're falling in love with each other.
16:38We're spending way too much time together.
16:42Yes! But I wanted sex, not love.
17:00If he falls in love with her, God forbid, leaves me for her.
17:04I get nothing. Nothing.
17:08All of our plans will be ruined. I'll be ruined.
17:12Baby, this is not good.
17:20You'll be okay. I will be okay.
17:24Mama will come up with a plan. She always does.
17:28And she does.
17:32It's so beautiful.
17:36It is.
17:40What?
17:44Nothing. You got something all over you.
17:48You got it.
17:52You are so beautiful.
17:56Justin.
18:00Justin?
18:04Yeah?
18:08I'm ready.
18:30I'm ready.
19:00I'm ready.
19:30Yeah.
19:34Yeah, let's move forward with the Hampton project.
19:38Okay. Let me know when the deal's done.
19:46Oh, hey. I gotta go.
19:54So what do I owe the pleasure?
19:58I thought you might be hungry for lunch.
20:02I'm starving.
20:06Good. Because lunch...
20:10is served.
20:14Wait, let me lock the door.
20:18Perfect.
20:22Wait.
20:26I don't feel...
20:30Jade!
20:34Anything ever happen?
20:38Nothing happened. I just fainted.
20:42I was hungry.
20:46Well, Jane, I'm happy to report
20:50we didn't find anything. It looks like you just fainted.
20:54Probably due to low blood sugar.
20:58But it was most likely due to the fact that you, Miss Summerhouse,
21:02are pregnant.
21:06Are you serious? Thank you, Doctor.
21:10What's going on here?
21:14Great news. I'm pregnant.
21:18Oh, wow. That's wonderful.
21:22Because I am pregnant, too.
21:26Wow.
21:30Isn't that great, honey?
21:34A biological baby. Your beloved wife.
21:38It's like a miracle.
21:42It's great.
21:50Well, you don't seem happy.
21:54What the hell is going on?
21:58What do you mean?
22:02Nothing's going on. I got pregnant.
22:06Per your wishes. Per the contract. I fulfilled my end.
22:10Well, it's not fulfilled until you hand me the baby.
22:14And remember, the firstborn is the one
22:18who inherits the money. So don't get too comfortable.
22:22Because I'm not used to losing. Tiffany.
22:26We have to go. We have to celebrate.
22:30Yeah? Yeah, but...
22:40Of course I'm not pregnant.
22:44Damn. What am I gonna do, Mom?
22:48Don't you worry your little pretty head.
22:52Mama's got a plan.
22:56I think
23:00this time I have a plan, too. Mama's girl.
23:04Love you.
23:10Todd, she's not pregnant.
23:14What are we going to do?
23:18It's not what we're going to do. It's what you're going to do.
23:22And what's that?
23:26You're gonna find, Tiffany, a baby.
23:30One that'll be a newborn in, say, six months.
23:34But I don't think you can just buy a baby.
23:38You know, it's... Todd, do you
23:42love my daughter?
23:46Yes. And do you want to run off to Rio with her?
23:50Yeah, that would be nice.
23:54And would you love to have me along as well?
23:58Uh, I don't quite
24:02think that's what we had in mind. I'm gonna be honest.
24:06So I don't care how.
24:10I don't care where. And I don't care how fucking much it
24:14costs. Find, Tiffany, a baby.
24:18And I'll
24:22handle the rest.
24:26That woman
24:30is nuts.
24:34Okay.
25:04I wanted to apologize
25:08for earlier. I was totally
25:12out of line. I just think it's my hormones
25:16going crazy, you know? It's okay.
25:20I get it. Thanks. I would really like
25:24for us to be friends. Really?
25:28Yeah. Think about it. Our kids
25:32will be siblings. I guess you're right.
25:36I never really thought about it.
25:40I could see us even being as sisters. Really. And I would love that.
25:44I'm an only child. I've always wanted a sister. I'm an only child
25:48as well. See how much we have in common?
25:52Okay. Let's make a sister pact. Right now.
25:56To always have each other's back. I know it looks stupid,
26:00but...
26:04Deal. Deal.
26:08I... I brought you a smoothie
26:12because now that we're pregnant, we need to start drinking
26:16these. You're right. We do.
26:20To sisters and babies. Cheers to that.
26:24To sisters and babies.
26:28It's okay. Yeah, it's fine.
26:42Pick up the pace, Jane! Okay, I'm going as fast
26:46as I can. Not good enough!
26:50Hey.
26:54Hey.
26:58You don't look so good. Are you okay?
27:02Yeah. No, I'm... Jane! Stop your gabbing!
27:06I can't talk right now, Justin.
27:14I'm sorry. That's it! Go home! No pay!
27:18You come back when you're ready to work! Hey! How about she never comes back, you piece
27:22of shit? You don't mean that. He doesn't mean that, Mr. Camposano. I'm
27:26sorry. What'd you say to me? I said she quit.
27:30Did you hear me that time?
27:34Yeah.
27:38I quit.
27:42You heard him. Alright, you get out!
27:46You too, Jane! You go ahead! You won't find a single job in this city because you're bad and you smoke
27:50cigarettes!
28:02That was incredible! That felt so good. I've wanted to
28:06quit for ages.
28:10What am I going to do now?
28:14Come with me. Us. I mean, me and Tiffany.
28:18What? Yeah, I...
28:22I want you and the baby to come in. I want you to move in together.
28:26I can't do that. Come on. Move into the estate.
28:30I mean, there's plenty of room. And your dad, too.
28:34Tiffany would love the company. And I want you there.
28:38It would be wrong. I signed a contract.
28:42Well, I'm not your responsibility. I want you there.
28:46I don't know, Justin.
28:50What's wrong? You're supposed to be happy.
28:54Justin, you have a baby on the way. With your wife.
28:58Where do I fit into that?
29:02Where do I fit in anywhere?
29:06You know
29:10I'm dreading the day that I have to give this baby up? And I know I have to.
29:14I know I signed. But something about it just feels wrong.
29:18Jay. The truth is
29:22I'm falling in love with this baby.
29:26And I'm falling in love with you.
29:36I love you, too.
29:46I want to take care of this baby with you.
29:50I want us to be together.
29:54We can't.
29:58You'll lose everything.
30:02But you mentioned the babies and my dad.
30:06What am I going to do about my dad?
30:14I don't know.
30:18I don't know what to do.
30:22I don't care how.
30:26I don't care where.
30:30I don't care how much it costs.
30:34Find Tiffany a baby.
31:00I love you.
31:30I love you.
31:54We need a baby.
31:58I'm trying.
32:02You're not trying hard enough, honey.
32:06These movies are not working. Or they're not working fast enough.
32:10These things take time. Okay?
32:14You don't seem to get it, Todd. We don't have time.
32:18If Justin leaves me for Jane and I don't have a baby, we get a big fat nothing.
32:22And can you support us on a Pilates teacher's salary?
32:26No. I don't think so.
32:30My mom doesn't work. I don't work. We can't live like poor people.
32:34Or worse. Middle class? God.
32:38You know we can't.
32:42I swear, that girl has got to go.
32:46Okay.
32:50You keep up with the shakes.
32:54But...
32:58Don't speak. Keep up with the baby stretch.
33:06Leave the rest to Mama.
33:10Worse for me.
33:14Alright.
33:24Good job.
33:36Mrs. Johnson.
33:40What are you doing here?
33:44I told you to call me Alice. Dr. Penbroke.
33:48Okay. Alice. Why are you in my office?
33:52I'm busy. Surprise!
33:56I am your new patient.
34:00I'm here for a physical.
34:04You do know I'm a fertility doctor, right?
34:08I am fertile. Okay. Jesus.
34:12Look, lady. If you're not trying to make a baby, there's not much I can do for you.
34:16You're a doctor. I need an exam.
34:20It's your papocratic duty.
34:24Fine. Sit tight.
34:28Someone will be right in to take your vitals. Thank you, Doctor.
34:44Yes.
34:48Three drops of this in your tea will make all our problems gone.
34:56Real.
35:00Here we come.
35:04Come in.
35:12Hey, Tiff.
35:16Oh, God.
35:20You look terrible.
35:24I know. I feel terrible.
35:28I don't know what's going on. I'm losing weight, not gaining it.
35:32Well, Mama made some specialty for you.
35:36I think you should lay in bed and watch some TV and definitely take a nap.
35:40Okay. Thank you. I really appreciate it.
35:44I have no idea what this means to me.
35:48Tiff, you look great.
35:52Oh, really? Thanks. I feel great.
35:56I gotta run. I have a nail appointment.
36:00But if you need something, call me.
36:14Tiffany!
36:18Jane?
36:26Jane?
36:30Are you here, Jane?
36:34Oh, my God. Jane!
36:48The lab results indicate a large amount of trihalomethane in your system.
36:52Tri-what?
36:56Yeah, yeah. What is that?
37:00It's a byproduct found in water after it's cleaned with chlorine.
37:04But how would that happen?
37:08Well, I'm not sure. It could be swimming pool water, old pipes,
37:12or something else.
37:16There's really no way to tell.
37:20My apartment building. Thank God I'm not there anymore.
37:24See, that's exactly why moving in with me was such a good idea.
37:28Look, I'd like to keep you over the night just to be safe.
37:32All right? And after that, it's nothing but bed rest until I say otherwise. You got it?
37:36Yes, Doctor.
37:40Thank you, Doctor.
37:44If anything ever happened to you or the baby, I don't know what I...
37:48We're fine.
37:52We've come this far. It's going to be okay.
37:56I just can't imagine my life without you.
38:00I can't lose you, Jane.
38:04I want to make sure that that never happens.
38:08I want to make sure that that never happens.
38:16Wait.
38:20What are you talking about? Justin! Justin!
38:38Thanks.
38:42Back in the game.
38:46What do you mean
38:50you want out?
38:54I've had enough. I can't do this.
38:58I want a divorce.
39:02Well, I won't give you one. I'm carrying your baby.
39:06I'll always be there for the baby. Our baby.
39:10Look.
39:14Plenty of divorced couples. They co-parent.
39:18Well, this co-parent won't. You can't leave me for Jane.
39:22You lose everything. And I mean everything.
39:26We have to be married to get the inheritance. Otherwise, it's going to go to fucking Wales!
39:30Me, the baby, and the mama will starve.
39:34No one's going to starve, Tiffany.
39:38You can't do this. You don't have it in you.
39:42My father started with nothing.
39:46And so can I.
39:50Baby, what if I'll remind you what you're walking away from?
39:54You don't get it, Tiffany.
39:58I don't love you anymore. I love Jane.
40:10This marriage is over.
40:14Ah!
40:38Take that, Justin Lamb.
40:42The baby. And all the money that goes with it.
40:54Hello?
40:58Hey, sis.
41:02Jane, you okay?
41:06Yeah, everything's fine. I just...
41:10Oh, poor girl. You just can't catch a break, can you?
41:14You can look in my closet.
41:18There should be a pain bag. There should be some.
41:22I'll be at home in five.
41:26Okay. Alright, thanks, Tiff. See you soon.
41:30Sucker. Pain in my ass.
41:40What are you doing?
42:04What are you doing?
42:08What is this?
42:12What do you mean?
42:16Where'd you get these?
42:20Birth control pills?
42:28You were going through my stuff.
42:32I told you, pain bag.
42:36Give those to me.
42:40You never were.
42:44You're faking it so you can get the inheritance.
42:48Give those to me, you bitch.
42:52Give those to me!
42:56Give those to me!
43:00Give those to me!
43:04Give those to me!
43:26Um...
43:30Problem solved.
43:34I'm home.
43:38Oh my god, Jane!
43:42Operator?
43:46Yeah, yeah, there's been an accident. Send somebody.
43:54I don't know. She's unconscious and pregnant.
43:58Yeah. 1735 Pearl Street.
44:06Tiffany! Alice! Help!
44:10Hey, Jane. Wake up.
44:14Justin. Justin, what happened?
44:18Hey, I don't know. I just found you like this.
44:22I think you fell down the stairs. Don't move, don't move. The ambulance is on its way.
44:26I remember. What? It's Tiffany.
44:30She's not pregnant. She's faking it
44:34to keep you. Wait, what?
44:42I found birth control pills.
44:46She pushed me.
44:50What is it?
44:54The baby's coming.
44:58The baby's coming now.
45:02The ambulance is almost here, okay?
45:06It's too soon.
45:10You have to deliver this baby.
45:14Right now. I can't.
45:18Yes. Do you love me? Of course.
45:22Then you're gonna deliver this baby right now.
45:36It's a girl.
45:40It's a girl.
45:48A beautiful baby girl with ten fingers and ten toes.
45:52Oh, thank God.
45:56You did it.
46:00We did it.
46:04Jane! No! Jane!
46:18She has your eyes.
46:26But we're not gonna name her until you wake up.
46:30We're both waiting
46:34out here for you to wake up.
46:38Jane, please wake up.
46:42Doctor, how's the baby?
46:46The baby's gonna be just fine.
46:50She's small, just like any other preemie,
46:54but she's strong, like her mother.
46:58What's wrong with Jane?
47:02It doesn't look good right now.
47:06She's had a lot of blood loss,
47:10significant injury to her head.
47:14I don't know if she'll even come out of it.
47:18No, no, no. She's gonna wake up. Don't say that.
47:22Look, look, I just want you to have all the facts, okay?
47:26Don't say that!
47:30Can I please just have a moment?
47:34Yeah. Take your time, okay?
47:38Jane,
47:42I know you're sleeping.
47:46Doctors, they say you may never wake up.
47:50But they're wrong. They're wrong.
47:54I know you can hear me.
47:58I know you're in there.
48:02I can't wait for you to meet your mother.
48:22Jane,
48:26I know you're sleeping.
48:30And doctors, they say
48:34you may never wake up from this.
48:38But I know they're wrong. I know you can hear me.
48:42I know you're in there.
48:50I want you to know that you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
48:54You and the baby have changed my life forever.
48:58For the best.
49:02You're my miracle.
49:06Jane, Jane.
49:10Jane.
49:14Justin?
49:18Jane, I knew you'd come back to me.
49:22Justin, what happened?
49:26You had a baby. I mean, we have a baby.
49:30We do?
49:34Yeah. She's a girl. She looks just like you.
49:38Oh, Justin.
49:42And there's one more thing.
49:46Will you make me the happiest man in the world?
49:50Yes.
49:56I love you, Jane.
50:00I love you, Justin.
50:04So I guess Tiffany was right.
50:08Sometimes life does have other plans.
50:12I didn't do anything! You need to listen to me!
50:16Alice and Tiffany went to prison for human trafficking and attempted murder.
50:20Let me go!
50:24No!
50:28Todd ran away to India. He's currently living in an ashram.
50:32With his new friend, Ryan.
50:54Turns out I got a baby,
50:58a husband, a healthy father,
51:02and a happily ever after.