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00:00This is your last chance.
00:04Bro, bro, bro.
00:05What?
00:05Who is trying to jump?
00:08Rudy, you're here already.
00:09You're the first one to join my wife because there's a problem.
00:12What's up?
00:13It's about your ex.
00:15I want to break up with her.
00:16What?
00:17Why would you break up with your wife?
00:19There are many reasons.
00:20I'm gonna tell you about every one but there's a problem.
00:22If you don't want to break up with me.
00:24You will just say something bad about her.
00:27That's it.
00:28I already did that.
00:30No.
00:31I did everything I could.
00:33I got a surgery.
00:34I got married.
00:36And you know what?
00:38I didn't take a bath for a month.
00:41Do you think she still likes me
00:42even though I stink?
00:44She really doesn't like me.
00:46So you did everything you could.
00:47What are you doing here?
00:49She said she won't leave me
00:51because she loves me so much.
00:52But I heard that she doesn't like Sabading.
00:56She's mad at Sabading?
00:57She doesn't like him?
00:58Yes, she really doesn't like him.
00:59So I came up with an idea.
01:01I'll tell her
01:03that we should date.
01:05What?
01:06Yes.
01:07I think that's the best solution.
01:09I'll tell her that we should date
01:11so that we can break up.
01:13I'm sure that we can break up.
01:15Then I'll be quiet at home.
01:17Wait a minute.
01:18I'll get involved in this.
01:19What's it to me?
01:20We're friends.
01:21Just tell her.
01:22It's very simple.
01:23I'll tell her.
01:25Oh, Obit.
01:27You're here.
01:28Here's Obit.
01:29Have you eaten?
01:31No, I haven't.
01:34I need to tell you something.
01:35What is it?
01:38I'm Sabading.
01:41And we're friends.
01:45I don't believe you.
01:47No, I'm just kidding.
01:49Okay.
01:51I'll believe you if you give me proof.
01:54If you're really dating,
01:55kiss him, Obit.
01:58Huh?
01:59Why?
02:00I don't want to.
02:01I don't want to.
02:02How much?
02:03What?
02:04How much?
02:05Php 100.
02:06Php 100?
02:07What's that?
02:08Make it Php 200.
02:09Okay.
02:11Do you want to kiss him?
02:12Yes.
02:13Yes.
02:14Yes.
02:15Yes.
02:16What's that?
02:17Kissing a fish?
02:18I don't believe you.
02:19Okay, kiss him.
02:20Do you want to?
02:21Yes.
02:22Wait a minute.
02:23Why?
02:24What?
02:25Php 300.
02:26What do you mean?
02:27Php 100, Php 300.
02:28Okay.
02:29Do you want to?
02:30Yes.
02:31Yes.
02:32Yes.
02:33It's delicious.
02:34Kiss him on the neck.
02:35Wait a minute.
02:36Are you trying to fool me?
02:37Kiss him on the neck.
02:38Don't beat around the bush.
02:39If you're really dating,
02:40and you're really gay,
02:42kiss him on the lips.
02:43On the lips?
02:44On the lips.
02:45I can't kiss him on the lips.
02:46I don't believe you.
02:47Php 500.
02:48What?
02:49Php 1,000.
02:50Where did you get that?
02:51Why?
02:52You owe me Php 700.
02:53Give me Php 1,700.
02:54Marry me.
02:55Do it.
02:56Php 2,000.
02:57On the lips?
02:58On the lips.
02:59Php 2,000.
03:00Do you really need it?
03:01Yes.
03:02Do you need it, Anton?
03:03Let's prove it.
03:04Let's prove it.
03:05Php 2,000.
03:06Okay.
03:07Anton.
03:10Wait a minute.
03:11Why?
03:12Don't close the door.
03:13Why?
03:14No.
03:15We're going out.
03:16It's like we're planning something.
03:18Don't touch his face.
03:20Just touch me.
03:21Who's going to marry us?
03:22Just me.
03:23I'm getting nervous.
03:24I'm getting nervous.
03:25Php 2,000.
03:26Php 2,000.
03:27Okay.
03:33It's so good.
03:34It's so good.
03:35It's okay.
03:36What?
03:37I believe that you're gay.
03:41But because I love you, I'll accept it.
03:44So, accept it.
03:45Let's break up.
03:47I'll accept that Obet lives here.
03:50What?
03:51Yes, I'll support your relationship.
03:53As long as we're still husband and wife because I love you.
03:56Really?
03:58Yes, Obet.
03:59Take your clothes.
04:00You live here.
04:01Why?
04:02Why?
04:04How much?
04:05How much?
04:06You're not free.
04:07Why?
04:08I told you to give me allowance.
04:10I'll just take my clothes from your clothes.
04:12I'll just wear it at home.
04:14If you need me, honey.
04:17Really?
04:20She's so beautiful.
04:23I love you.