Situationshop With My Billionaire Friend US DramaPops
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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher are you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26money we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye honey
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously
00:02:21so she goes totally bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first
00:02:26place how about you and i and you're just excuse me for a moment i'll be right back
00:02:38so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry i'll be right back
00:02:57oh damn it i'm so sorry
00:03:05oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh i'm drowning my sorrows here
00:03:13do you want a drink
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff
00:03:25life i guess we should vow to never let that happen again
00:03:29pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever
00:03:45stop doing that
00:03:46thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at gen
00:03:58guard small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software
00:04:07development startup hey
00:04:18what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex
00:04:26with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51come on i'll be your wing woman though and i'll be your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun
00:05:44i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard i think i peed myself a little bit
00:05:51i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever
00:06:14friends forever
00:06:37so
00:06:48uh
00:07:06so
00:07:11so
00:07:35let's do that again
00:07:41oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here oh my head
00:07:56my head feels like there's banging nails resting on my brain
00:08:00hey that makes sense we're here what no no no no no no no bad idea
00:08:12last night was a bad idea why because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:22fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're right
00:08:26but still but still
00:08:33i have a proposition what friends with benefits
00:08:40sex without strings you do you i do me and we do each other
00:08:47okay
00:08:59okay sold
00:09:00and
00:09:03plenty of benefits
00:09:16And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:39Hello ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:50He's one of my best friends.
00:09:52What are you doing here?
00:09:54I'm here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:16Good to see you Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:22Oh, what a man.
00:10:34What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:45Article one.
00:10:46Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article two.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57Article three.
00:10:59Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:04Article four.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:11Article five.
00:11:13Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally.
00:11:34Friends first.
00:11:36Friends first.
00:11:47Let's eat.
00:12:04Let's eat.
00:12:34No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:45And I think you're insane.
00:12:46No, you do.
00:12:49Stop it.
00:12:55Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:00Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:10Why?
00:13:13I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:18Remember?
00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:27Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:45Friends first?
00:13:52Friends first.
00:14:03So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:04Yeah, sure.
00:14:18Are you kidding?
00:14:20He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:22Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:24I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:27On Usher?
00:14:28Yes.
00:14:29He asked you out?
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31On a date?
00:14:32Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:34Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:36Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.
00:14:39Oh, um, yeah, okay.
00:14:44I gotta go.
00:14:45I'm getting a mighty patty ready for the big night.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:04Philadelphia.
00:15:06Favorite food?
00:15:08Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made for me special, it's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself, on your date?
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:33If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:53No, no, no, no, never.
00:15:56He's, we're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:00Good.
00:16:01By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:03Where'd you get it?
00:16:04Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:06Super cute.
00:16:08Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:09Uh, siblings?
00:16:14And being an only child.
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:25I was born in Philly.
00:16:27Shut up, it's my favorite city.
00:16:30Where was the school?
00:16:32Um, I, can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:39How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:47That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:50I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Mason.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29Oh, fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:36Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one night stand?
00:17:46No, no, that's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect, yeah?
00:18:01Yes.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:17We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:30Did you, um, did you sleep together?
00:18:34No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:38Beth?
00:18:39She's an animal.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:44Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:50My days of one night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:04I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:15You do you, to each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:19Did you just steal my fudge?
00:19:20Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24It's not for you.
00:19:26It's my strawberry.
00:19:27All right.
00:19:34That was rude.
00:19:49I'm sorry.
00:20:07Leon Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:16True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leon Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Leon Lamont.
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:31Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:34I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:12Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You got to watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:30We're friends with benefits, remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:35You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:26Flowers for Mrs. Leanne Lambert.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:35From Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:45Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:49Those from Eric?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:57They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:17Oh, my God.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:25Friends forever?
00:24:28Friends forever.
00:24:32Dinner later?
00:24:35Sounds awesome.
00:24:49Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:02You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:27That's awesome.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:33He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you're not jealous.
00:25:42Oh, no.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:48It's so unique.
00:25:50What color is it?
00:25:52Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:57Toodles.
00:26:06Why are you so down?
00:26:08What's wrong?
00:26:11Nothing.
00:26:13Famous last words.
00:26:15Is it...
00:26:16Attic?
00:26:18Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:22She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:25You never know.
00:26:30Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:33Come on.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37This is your lifeline.
00:26:40It's long.
00:26:42You have a nice long life.
00:26:44Okay.
00:26:45This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:57And this is your loveline.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:32You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:34Good idea.
00:28:05Fuck.
00:28:28Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:34Do you have a key?
00:28:40I was thinking.
00:29:03Nice trick.
00:29:04Right?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:10Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello!
00:29:14Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:18I brought dough!
00:29:31That's...
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:38Beth!
00:29:39Wait, Beth!
00:29:41Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:45What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving.
00:30:02I'm getting dressed.
00:30:03I'm going.
00:30:04I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:05I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:06You didn't do anything.
00:30:07It was me.
00:30:08I fucked up.
00:30:09You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is, it was.
00:30:16I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:21I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:36Friends first?
00:30:43Hey, Beth.
00:30:47Go away!
00:30:51I need to talk to you.
00:30:59I fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:11You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:15It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:16It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:20I promise.
00:31:28Do you love her?
00:31:29Of course not.
00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:34Really?
00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:40You and me.
00:31:42Please, give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:32:10Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:12Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:14I'm so confused.
00:32:16Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while and I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again if you're up for it.
00:32:43Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:45I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:47What's going on?
00:32:48Are you with Leanne?
00:32:50Call me!
00:33:03Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:11If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:35It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:37Hey, Eric.
00:33:41I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher, Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:51I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:33:55Okay, miss you.
00:33:57Call me, bye.
00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:07Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:33Hey, babe, slow down.
00:34:52To love.
00:34:55Wait.
00:34:57Love sucks.
00:35:01Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:35:07How about we head back to my place?
00:35:12Fabulous.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:45That's not a good idea.
00:36:15I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:18Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof, just been going through some stuff.
00:36:21You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:23No, that's okay, just life.
00:36:25Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:32I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:34Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40And what looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way, she would never. He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:11I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:41I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:38:01I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:38:21I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:38:37What the fuck, Leanne, how could you miss that?
00:38:40Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:42Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:45Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:47Okay, hey, you've had too much to drink.
00:38:49Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:51She can handle herself.
00:38:53Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone, look at the loser.
00:38:58It's all embarrassing.
00:39:02Fucking prick.
00:39:03Come here.
00:39:08Come on.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:48Come on.
00:40:19Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:23I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:26We only just got back together.
00:40:29Beth, we were never together.
00:40:32I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:35You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:37Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:41I'm so sorry.
00:40:42I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:47You can't fire me.
00:40:48I don't work at your company, and I own mine.
00:40:52I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:53You can't.
00:40:54She'll sue.
00:40:57Okay, you're a terrific girl, and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:01And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:07See ya.
00:41:39See ya.
00:41:40Bye.
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00:44:11I do.
00:44:13Okay then.
00:44:34I will, I will, I will!
00:44:59I'm wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert. Or both! Thoughts?
00:45:07Please, don't marry him. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:30They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:49Seat your Uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:59Oh my God!
00:46:15Hello!
00:46:20Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:22You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:30Sure.
00:46:31Thanks.
00:46:32Okay.
00:46:50Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:02You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:17Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now!
00:47:23Wait, what?
00:47:26Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets to our competitors!
00:47:30Who's the source?
00:47:36Oh my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:40Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:43No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:45You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy Wethy this weekend. But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:55So I'm stuck with you!
00:47:56Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:00It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:04You're toxic, Asher. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:09So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:20Asher?
00:48:21Bitch.
00:48:23What?
00:48:24You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:36What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:40Well, job well done.
00:48:42Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:44Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:48We are not friends.
00:48:50Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:53Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:03You are dead to me.
00:49:18Asher...
00:49:48Asher...
00:50:18Asher...
00:50:48Asher...
00:51:18Asher...
00:51:49Asher...
00:52:09Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:12I didn't write this.
00:52:18Heliotrope purple.
00:52:22It was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:31It was Beth.
00:52:34She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:37Oh my god.
00:52:39Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:41I still want him.
00:52:44Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:54Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:18Beth?
00:53:23Beth?
00:53:48God damn it.
00:54:18Beth?
00:54:26Oh my god.
00:54:29She's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:35Beth.
00:54:37You set me up.
00:54:40You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:46You're right.
00:54:47And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:53You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:58Nobody will hear you.
00:55:06Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:08Leanne.
00:55:12I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:14I promise.
00:55:15Beth.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher are...
00:55:20You're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:26Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:32Please.
00:55:33Beth.
00:55:35Don't hurt me.
00:55:37Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've gotta go.
00:55:45No!
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:56No!
00:55:58Oh, my God.
00:56:15Oh, my God.
00:56:45No!
00:57:11Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:13You're not going anywhere.
00:57:17You're crazy.
00:57:19You're never getting away with this.
00:57:21Oh, but I will.
00:57:23See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:25And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:27And when I get back,
00:57:29you'll be dead.
00:57:32I hear starvation is a long
00:57:34and painful death.
00:57:39You bitch.
00:57:41You bitch!
00:57:44Oh, and by the way,
00:57:46you're fired!
00:57:49Toodles!
00:58:13No!
00:58:40No!
00:58:41No!
00:59:11Get in!
00:59:41No, no, no, no.
00:59:42Come on, come on, come on,
00:59:43come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:45No!
00:59:46Come on!
01:00:00Dearly beloved,
01:00:01we're gathered here today
01:00:03in front of God
01:00:04and these witnesses
01:00:05to join in...
01:00:06Stop.
01:00:07Dearly beloved,
01:00:09we're gathered here today
01:00:11in front of God
01:00:12and these witnesses
01:00:13to join in...
01:00:14Stop.
01:00:18What are you doing here?
01:00:19Keep going, fast.
01:00:21What's going on, Beth?
01:00:23Security,
01:00:24take this woman away.
01:00:25She's clearly deranged.
01:00:27Come on, dearly beloved,
01:00:28we are gathered here today.
01:00:29Let's go finish it.
01:00:30Mr. Fallon,
01:00:32your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:33Mr. Fallon,
01:00:35your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:37Not me.
01:00:38On which she forged my signature.
01:00:40What?
01:00:42That's completely absurd.
01:00:46Is this true?
01:00:47She's crazy.
01:00:48Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:53Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:58Azure, you love me.
01:00:59We're getting married today.
01:01:00Go, go, go!
01:01:03Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:05You're ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:13You're ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth,
01:01:17how could you?
01:01:18I did it for you, baby.
01:01:19For us.
01:01:20Get off me.
01:01:26I will kill you.
01:01:27I will kill you!
01:01:29Get down!
01:01:30Get down!
01:01:31Get down!
01:01:33No!
01:01:35Azure!
01:01:38No, no, no!
01:01:39No!
01:01:40Beth, I'll do anything!
01:01:41Ashford, I'll live here long
01:01:43if you let me live!
01:01:49You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:56God.
01:01:57Can someone grab a chair?
01:01:58You okay?
01:02:00Yeah, I think so.
01:02:02Okay.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05God.
01:02:06Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:12Babe.
01:02:13Hey.
01:02:14Wake up, babe.
01:02:15Baby, wake up.
01:02:16Baby.
01:02:17Hey, wake up.
01:02:18Wake up, baby.
01:02:20Man.
01:02:21Oh.
01:02:23Azure.
01:02:24Yes.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:26Azure.
01:02:27Yes, it's me.
01:02:29And it's all over.
01:02:36I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:38I'm more sorry.
01:02:40You saved me.
01:02:41You're my hero.
01:02:47Azure, I love you.
01:02:50I love you, Leah.
01:02:56Let me help you up.
01:03:03Uh, but
01:03:04before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:07I have a question to ask you.
01:03:16Will you marry me?
01:03:21Yes.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:31They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:34But sometimes,
01:03:36it makes everything better.