The Oscar Winner Is My Ex Full Movie/n/n
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00:00:00Babe! I'm home!
00:00:09Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:27With my best friend?
00:00:29Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:37Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:43Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:48Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:54I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me. A knife in my back.
00:01:04The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:06Stop! You're insane!
00:01:08Get off me!
00:01:16You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life. And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:25Gladly. You heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:32Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:42That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:48You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:01:56Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:01:58That scumbag cheated on her.
00:01:59Gotta. She's our friend, Barney. Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:02Understood.
00:02:06Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:11Oh my god, Lois. What happened?
00:02:13It's Jim. He... he cheated and he kicked me out and...
00:02:18Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight? I... look, I promise. I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:25Of course. Come on in.
00:02:31Take as long as you need.
00:02:33Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:37How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:39You miss him?
00:02:41No. No. I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:45Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:02:47Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:07I'm so excited.
00:03:09I'm so excited.
00:03:11I'm so excited.
00:03:13My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:25Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:30Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:39So, how was the show?
00:03:41It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I'm here.
00:03:45Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:50I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:54Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:00I'm okay with that.
00:04:02Okay.
00:04:10So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:14Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:19Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help. Actually, I was thinking that you might-
00:04:23That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark. This could be his big break.
00:04:29Barney! That's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:32There's a catch. The agency has this policy. They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:38So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:50Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:53Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:04:59Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:00I found it for someone else.
00:05:07I thought you loved me.
00:05:09So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:12What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor. But Jim? Jim's rich.
00:05:17He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:19What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby? That snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:26Lois! You're better than that!
00:05:28This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done.
00:05:58Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:03Hi.
00:06:05It appears you have company. I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:13I mean, who can blame him? Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:25And here I am.
00:06:29Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:35Way to go, Lois.
00:06:48Kane! You are late! Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:55Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:58I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:07There. That should help. By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:11That department is on the chopping block and I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:16Last chance, Kane. Don't screw this up.
00:07:21Listen up, everyone. This is Lois Kane, your newest team member.
00:07:26Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look who it is.
00:07:31She's my new boss?
00:07:33I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine. Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:40I hear he's doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:48Lost your dad. Lost your man. And now you're about to lose your job, too. Must be tough, huh?
00:07:57And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:04Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:19Damn it, Stella!
00:08:21Press conference in ten. You're covering it. Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:26Wait, ten minutes? But we're seeing an idol and he's a handful.
00:08:29Good luck with that.
00:08:39First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:42I guess my first question of the day.
00:08:44Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:46Hello. Ground Control to Major Kane.
00:08:51I apologize, Mr. Cavill. Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:08:58Hello?
00:08:59I apologize, Mr. Cavill. Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:03My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:08You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:13Right, of course, yes.
00:09:15The main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through...
00:09:21Their emotions are high and low. Their love...
00:09:26This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:29Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:36Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:40Why is she sulked? Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:44Definitely some tension there. I've never seen him like this.
00:09:47I appreciate your advice.
00:09:50If I may, it's clear Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:09:58She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius in her.
00:10:02She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cavill.
00:10:07Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here!
00:10:12Don't touch her!
00:10:16Don't touch her!
00:10:18Look, everyone, the press conference is over. Thank you for your time.
00:10:23What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:26What?
00:10:29Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding. Mr. Cavill will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:43Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:46If they go digging into our past...
00:10:56Since when do you care about my career?
00:10:58I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:00It still hurts to think about, you know.
00:11:03The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:05Look, Clark, I...
00:11:07You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:11I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:14Please. Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:17I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:20Lois.
00:11:21I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:23Lois.
00:11:42I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:46God, did we really just kiss?
00:11:50Listen up, everyone. Big, huge news.
00:11:54Our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:11:58So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:03Oh, and Lois, maybe try to look a little more presentable.
00:12:09No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:11Presentable? No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:15Excuse me?
00:12:16Save it. Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:19We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:32Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:34Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:39Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer Kane.
00:12:52What the hell?
00:12:55Hello? Hello?
00:12:57Anyone out there? Hello?
00:13:01Oh, God.
00:13:10Oh, God.
00:13:12Wait.
00:13:13Stop. Please, no.
00:13:15Lois. Lois. Hey.
00:13:17Lois.
00:13:19Look at me.
00:13:20I'm right here with you.
00:13:22Hey, it's okay.
00:13:23I'm right here with you.
00:13:24Breathe with me.
00:13:28That's it.
00:13:29You're okay.
00:13:39Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:41With Lois?
00:13:42I told you they had a thing.
00:13:50Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:52You didn't.
00:13:54What's happening?
00:13:56Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:00What?
00:14:01That's insane. I didn't write that.
00:14:03Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:07What?
00:14:08That's insane. I didn't write that.
00:14:10I am so sorry, Mr. Cavill.
00:14:12I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:17You know I would never.
00:14:18Save it for the judges.
00:14:20Wait.
00:14:21No.
00:14:22Wait.
00:14:23Wait.
00:14:24Let her go.
00:14:25No, I said let her go.
00:14:26I said let her go.
00:14:29Barney handled this.
00:14:31Barney handled this.
00:14:33Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:35As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:41Holy shit.
00:14:42He's my boss now?
00:14:45And as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:52As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:56What the hell is he up to?
00:14:58Check the time stamp on the article.
00:15:00It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:03Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:06Maybe.
00:15:07Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:10Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:13That'll clear things up.
00:15:15Mr. Cavill, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:18All of the footage is gone.
00:15:21Hello?
00:15:23Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:25I need answers now.
00:15:27What?
00:15:30The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:33Jim?
00:15:36That scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:38Not again.
00:15:43Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:46Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:48Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:51Wait, that's not necessary.
00:15:56I mean...
00:15:58Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:03It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:06Well, I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:12Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:17One more thing.
00:16:20Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:28I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:32But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:37Clearly, somebody here is more focused than me.
00:16:40Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:48Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:59Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in and...
00:17:03Tackle these issues.
00:17:05But Mr. Cavell, I swear I had no idea...
00:17:07I strongly suggest you get your staff under control. This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:14Understood.
00:17:19That's all for now.
00:17:26I've been waiting a long time for this, Lois.
00:17:30Lois.
00:17:35He's up to something and whatever it is, it's gonna turn my life upside down.
00:17:49Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:17:51I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:17:56Oh, sorry.
00:17:58Sorry, Sam.
00:18:00She's with me.
00:18:13So, thanks for the save back there.
00:18:16No problem.
00:18:18So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:23Um, he cheated. With my best friend.
00:18:27We're divorced now.
00:18:29I'm staying with Barney. Just for now.
00:18:33So, uh, going to another rich man didn't really work out.
00:18:37Karma's a bitch.
00:18:38That's not what happened.
00:18:39But, I have some money in Vodka now, too.
00:18:45I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:49So I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:52Go to hell, Clark. I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:18:54Oh, really? Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:18:58I remember every detail.
00:19:00You don't know the half of it.
00:19:01Then tell me, Lois, why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:04I can't tell him the truth. It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:11That's what I thought.
00:19:13You just left just like that.
00:19:24I'm sorry.
00:19:47You're mine, Lois. Remember that.
00:19:54Damn it.
00:20:18Damn it.
00:20:25I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:26What do you want, Clark?
00:20:29Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:33Really? You think that'd be a good idea? After everything between us?
00:20:36I know. I know.
00:20:37But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:40Just something simpler. No strings attached. Just us.
00:20:44That's insane.
00:20:45Lois, you owe me. After everything we've been through?
00:20:49But I don't owe you anything.
00:20:51You owe me. After everything we've been through?
00:20:53But I didn't...
00:20:54Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:20:59What about the paparazzi? Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:02I'm under the radar here.
00:21:04I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:10I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:14What about the paparazzi sniffing around your place?
00:21:17I'm under the radar here, okay?
00:21:19I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am here.
00:21:23Alright, fine. Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:29You know, if people found out about us, it could ruin your career.
00:21:34You know what? You're right.
00:21:36I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now and...
00:21:39I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact.
00:21:41Clark, stop. Be serious.
00:21:44I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:21:47That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:50Look, I just...
00:21:52I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:21:56I get it.
00:21:58Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:01I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:08I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:12I get it.
00:22:14Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:17I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:21What if I did want you back?
00:22:23I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:24I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:26Fine. I'll...
00:22:30I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:32Happy now?
00:22:34Challenge accepted.
00:22:38Let me drive you to work at least.
00:22:40No, it's fine. I'll get a new car.
00:22:48Lois?
00:23:02Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:04Jim?
00:23:05None of your business. Get lost.
00:23:07I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:08What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:11I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:13Remember, after you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:15Right, a friend.
00:23:17Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:19You've got some nerve accusing me of cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:23You know what? You're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:27Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:45You okay?
00:23:55You okay?
00:24:05Sir, please step away.
00:24:07Get the fuck...
00:24:08Who the fuck are you guys? Get out of my way!
00:24:16You son of a bitch!
00:24:17Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:19Now look what you made me do.
00:24:20Me? You're the one who...
00:24:21Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:22Let's go.
00:24:23Get out of my way.
00:24:28Dammit!
00:24:34Ah, okay.
00:24:36So that's your new sugar daddy, eh, Lois?
00:24:46Hey,
00:24:47Sam,
00:24:49I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:24:52No problem.
00:24:55I mean,
00:24:56it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:25:00Oh, wait.
00:25:02Really, Clark?
00:25:03You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:05Lois, I'm just saying,
00:25:06you made your choice,
00:25:07and this happened.
00:25:09You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:11Pull over, please.
00:25:13I'm getting out.
00:25:23Mr. Cavill,
00:25:25why would you say something like that
00:25:27if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:32Follow her.
00:25:34Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:40It's me.
00:25:41I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:43I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:45No stone left unturned.
00:25:52Well, well, well.
00:25:54Look who finally decided to show up.
00:25:57I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:00What is it this time?
00:26:01You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer,
00:26:04Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:06Oh, and
00:26:07it's live.
00:26:08Live?
00:26:09Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:11No time.
00:26:12Here's the list.
00:26:13Live in five.
00:26:15Don't screw this up.
00:26:33Good morning, everyone.
00:26:34I'm Lois Kane,
00:26:35and today we're joined by singing sensation,
00:26:37Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:39It's great to be here.
00:26:40Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:42I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:46A little lower.
00:26:51This is perfect, girl.
00:27:02Stella, are you serious?
00:27:04I can't ask him these.
00:27:05They're so inappropriate.
00:27:06That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:08So get the fuck on with it,
00:27:09unless you want to get fired or blacklisted
00:27:11from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:15So, Jace,
00:27:17rumors are spreading that
00:27:19your last album tanked because you were
00:27:21sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:24Care to comment?
00:27:26What the hell did you just say?
00:27:32I've got a major problem.
00:27:33You need to see us now.
00:27:39Did you know about this?
00:27:41Was this your plan all along
00:27:43to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:27:51I've got a major problem.
00:27:52You need to see us now.
00:27:59Did you know about this?
00:28:01Was this your plan all along
00:28:03to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:05No, I...
00:28:06Save it.
00:28:07We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:08This is slander.
00:28:09No, Stella, please tell him.
00:28:11It wasn't my idea.
00:28:13Grab her.
00:28:14No.
00:28:15She's not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:17No, just please let me explain.
00:28:29Don't touch her.
00:28:38Don't touch her.
00:28:55Chase.
00:28:56We're leaving now.
00:28:57Oh.
00:28:58Are you alright?
00:29:07Let's go.
00:29:14Sit down.
00:29:20You're okay.
00:29:21Here.
00:29:24Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:35What the hell were you thinking
00:29:36pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:40What the hell were you thinking
00:29:41pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:42Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:44My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:29:48You're fired.
00:29:49Grab your things and go.
00:29:51Please.
00:29:52Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:29:53My mom's in the hospital.
00:29:54That's not my problem.
00:29:55Get out.
00:29:56Wait.
00:29:57No.
00:29:58It wasn't her fault.
00:30:00Please.
00:30:01Just give her another chance.
00:30:05Alright.
00:30:07But if anything like this happens again,
00:30:08you're both out.
00:30:09Understood?
00:30:12Okay, go.
00:30:19Um.
00:30:21Thanks again.
00:30:23Close.
00:30:25You need to be more careful.
00:30:27You're way too trusting.
00:30:28That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:32Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:30:54I don't know.
00:31:02Clayton.
00:31:03We shouldn't.
00:31:04Not here.
00:31:05Why not?
00:31:06I own the place, remember?
00:31:21Alright, listen up everyone.
00:31:22I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:25Mr. Clark Cavill will be filming a new documentary
00:31:28and he needs one of our journalists to shadow him,
00:31:31documenting every moment.
00:31:32The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house
00:31:35and work alongside him 24-7
00:31:38until the documentary is completed.
00:31:40Afterward,
00:31:42they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:45The closer I keep you,
00:31:46the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:31:50Afterward,
00:31:51they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:55I'll do it, Mr. Cavill.
00:31:57I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:31:59Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:03Lois,
00:32:05I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:10Mr. Cavill,
00:32:12Lois's background is in finance.
00:32:14I have far more experience.
00:32:16My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:18Miss Cade,
00:32:20what do you say?
00:32:24Clark, I know you're trying to protect me,
00:32:26but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:28I mean, after...
00:32:29Yeah, I do.
00:32:31So, Lois,
00:32:32what's it gonna be?
00:32:34The more time we spend together,
00:32:36the closer Clark might get to the truth
00:32:38about why I broke up with him.
00:32:40It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:42I...
00:32:43I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:32:45but I don't think it's worth it.
00:32:46I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:32:48but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:32:56I...
00:32:57I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:32:59but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:02Lois,
00:33:04if you don't take this opportunity,
00:33:06I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter.
00:33:08Lois!
00:33:10If you pass up this opportunity,
00:33:12I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:14We don't.
00:33:15I cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:21All right.
00:33:23I'll do it.
00:33:25First the storage room incident,
00:33:27then last night.
00:33:29There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:33:32All right, everyone.
00:33:34Back to work.
00:33:36Jim?
00:33:38It's me.
00:33:40I need a favor.
00:33:42Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:33:45I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:33:54So,
00:33:56about tonight's awards ceremony...
00:33:59What about it?
00:34:01You're coming with me.
00:34:03As part of my crew.
00:34:05Clark, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:34:07My team will help you get ready.
00:34:09It's all part of the documentary, remember?
00:34:11Ladies,
00:34:13she's all yours.
00:34:26So,
00:34:28spill it.
00:34:30What's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:34:32Oh, um...
00:34:34No, we're just colleagues.
00:34:36Sure, colleagues.
00:34:38Got it.
00:34:41You know, it's kind of sad.
00:34:43I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:45He totally wasted swearing he was going to make it big to win her back.
00:34:48He was a mess.
00:34:50After all this time,
00:34:52he's still...
00:35:16You...
00:35:18You look good.
00:35:22And you look stunning, as always.
00:35:26You ready to go?
00:35:28Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:32I've been thinking a lot about it,
00:35:34and I think I might want to, to...
00:35:36There's my favorite power couple!
00:35:38What's up, man?
00:35:39I can't do this.
00:35:41It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:05How'd you manage to do that?
00:36:07How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shit, Big Louis?
00:36:12What, did you, uh,
00:36:14land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:17Seriously, Jim?
00:36:19You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:21What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:23I don't know.
00:36:25Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants
00:36:27while we were married?
00:36:29Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:31No, but...
00:36:33No, that's not what's going on here.
00:36:34That's not what's going on here.
00:36:36Miss Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:36:45Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:47No, no, that's not what...
00:36:49Miss Kane, can you explain these allegations?
00:36:51Okay, okay, you guys, do you want the real scoop here?
00:36:53How about the fact that Little Miss Perfect
00:36:55has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:36:57What? That's absurd!
00:36:59Miss Kane, is this true?
00:37:01Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:02How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:04He's lying.
00:37:06It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:08Okay, Lois, is that so?
00:37:10I have proof.
00:37:12I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:14Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:16Here's the married bigwig
00:37:18that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:20She's been sneaking around with the skeezer
00:37:22ever since we've been married.
00:37:24Oh, God, what if it's Clark?
00:37:27I have proof.
00:37:29I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:30Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:32Here's the married bigwig
00:37:34that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:36She's been sneaking around with the skeezer
00:37:38ever since we've been married.
00:37:43That's a driver, you idiot.
00:37:45He was driving me to work.
00:37:49Stop lying, Lois, okay?
00:37:51I saw you leave his house.
00:37:53Get off of me!
00:37:55Get off!
00:37:57Back off!
00:37:59That's enough.
00:38:01I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:03I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:05Mr. Cavill, can you tell us
00:38:07about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:13That's enough.
00:38:15I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:17I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:19Mr. Cavill, can you tell us
00:38:21about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:23That's enough.
00:38:25I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:27Mr. Cavill, can you tell us
00:38:29about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:33Yes.
00:38:35Lois and I go way back
00:38:37when we were classmates in college.
00:38:39She's an incredibly talented journalist
00:38:41and that is why when I started
00:38:43making my documentary,
00:38:45I knew I needed someone with her skill set
00:38:47to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:49Is that the reason why
00:38:50you want to work with her?
00:38:55Mr. Kirby,
00:38:58do you have an issue
00:39:00with who I work with?
00:39:04Mr. Kirby,
00:39:07do you have an issue
00:39:09with who I work with?
00:39:11Look, Mr. Cavill,
00:39:13I'm really sorry
00:39:15about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:17You know how it is with exes.
00:39:18Things get heated.
00:39:20Is that so?
00:39:22But anyways,
00:39:24I want to talk with you about something.
00:39:26My company and your movie.
00:39:28I want to work with you.
00:39:30Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:33Oh, okay.
00:39:35Listen to me very closely.
00:39:37I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:39I will never do business
00:39:41with your company.
00:39:44You got that?
00:39:46Not now and not ever.
00:39:48Okay.
00:39:56Well, let's get you dressed.
00:40:08I will never
00:40:10do business with your company.
00:40:12Well, let's get you dressed.
00:40:19So that's how it is, huh?
00:40:21Clark fucking Cavill.
00:40:23Get your paparazzi buddies
00:40:25to keep it close.
00:40:26I am Clark Cavill.
00:40:28I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:40:31They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:40:33That's the only explanation.
00:40:37I don't know.
00:40:38That's the only explanation.
00:40:44Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing room is.
00:40:46Now.
00:40:47Understood, Mr. Cavill.
00:40:57You okay?
00:40:59Clark,
00:41:01if you weren't back there,
00:41:02I don't know what I would have done.
00:41:05I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:06I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:10Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:12The control?
00:41:14The humiliation?
00:41:19It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:23The constant cheating and the mind games
00:41:25and then sometimes when he would get really mad,
00:41:27he would just...
00:41:29He hit you?
00:41:33Lois,
00:41:34that will never happen again.
00:41:36I swear, as long as I'm with you,
00:41:38no one will lay a hand on you.
00:41:41Okay.
00:42:05Go down, go down.
00:42:10One second.
00:42:13Mr. Cavill,
00:42:14I need to touch up here.
00:42:16Oh, oh, now's not a good time.
00:42:18It's okay.
00:42:19Nonsense.
00:42:20You can't have that handsome face
00:42:21looking shiny on camera.
00:42:22I really don't need to.
00:42:23Just hold still.
00:42:24This will only take a second.
00:42:30Okay.
00:42:32Action.
00:42:51There you go, Mr. Cavill.
00:42:52Perfect as always.
00:42:55Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:42:56Mm-hmm.
00:43:02Okay, Lois.
00:43:04You okay?
00:43:05Yeah.
00:43:06Yeah, that was close.
00:43:07Yeah, that was close.
00:43:11Wow, I miss this.
00:43:13Being with you.
00:43:15Me too.
00:43:18You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:32Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:43:33The show's about to start.
00:43:37Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:43:38The show's about to start.
00:43:40I'm sorry.
00:43:41I got to get going.
00:43:42I'll be fine.
00:43:43Go knock on the door.
00:43:50Good luck.
00:43:51Thanks.
00:43:52I thought you might want to watch the show from here.
00:43:54Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:43:55Thanks.
00:43:56Bye.
00:43:58Bye.
00:43:59Bye.
00:44:00Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:06Listen, Lois.
00:44:08I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:10I'm sorry.
00:44:12For what I did back then.
00:44:14Convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:44:16Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:18No, please, let me finish.
00:44:20I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:23I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:26Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:28Look at him now.
00:44:29It seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:31Maybe career-wise, but,
00:44:33Lois, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:39I know it's not my place,
00:44:41but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:47I know it's not my place,
00:44:49but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:51Yeah, but Barney,
00:44:53if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:44:56I mean,
00:44:57what will it do to your friendship?
00:44:59You're like a brother to him.
00:45:01And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:03He deserves the truth,
00:45:05and you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:09There were so many nights
00:45:12he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:16And during the toughest times in his career,
00:45:19he'd always,
00:45:21he'd always say,
00:45:22I'm gonna make it big for her.
00:45:24For Lois.
00:45:25You were his motivation, though,
00:45:27even when you weren't there.
00:45:29Okay, Barney.
00:45:31Okay, you're right.
00:45:33Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:45:35I'm gonna tell him, and no more running,
00:45:37no more hiding.
00:45:39Thank you, Lois,
00:45:41for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:45:56And the award for Best Actor goes to
00:45:59Clarkson Ville.
00:46:07Wow, this is,
00:46:09this is incredible.
00:46:11Thank you all so much.
00:46:13I actually want to dedicate this award to someone,
00:46:16someone very special to me.
00:46:22Oh, my God!
00:46:24Oh, my God!
00:46:26What the hell?
00:46:41Oh, my God!
00:46:49Uh...
00:46:51How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:46:55Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:46:58Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:05Lois and I fell in love in high school,
00:47:07and we stayed together through college.
00:47:09I was a struggling actor back then,
00:47:12and Lois worked two jobs to support me,
00:47:14to support my dream.
00:47:16She believed in me,
00:47:18even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:47:20Lois is the love of my life.
00:47:24So, why did you break up?
00:47:32So, why did you break up?
00:47:34Lois and I broke up due to a misunderstanding.
00:47:37I thought that she left me for a wealthy man,
00:47:40but it turns out I was wrong.
00:47:43My mistake was I didn't fight for her.
00:47:46I should have fought for her,
00:47:48for us.
00:47:50God, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:47:53Lois,
00:47:55if you're watching this, I love you.
00:47:57I never stopped.
00:47:59Will you take me back?
00:48:01Well, folks,
00:48:03if Lois agrees,
00:48:05she should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:48:07Don't you?
00:48:09Yeah!
00:48:11What are you waiting for?
00:48:13Go get your man!
00:48:21To true love.
00:48:32Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:48:51Clark!
00:48:53Clark!
00:48:54It's Lois.
00:48:55Barney?
00:48:56Barney, what happened?
00:48:57Where's Lois?
00:48:58I think,
00:48:59I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:01What?
00:49:07What?
00:49:09Someone drugged me
00:49:10when I woke up.
00:49:20What?
00:49:44What?
00:49:46Find the security footage, now!
00:49:48Sir,
00:49:49we caught her trying to sneak out the back.
00:49:51She had this.
00:49:57Stella?
00:50:04Stella?
00:50:08What the hell?
00:50:09Where is Jim?
00:50:10Where'd he take Lois?
00:50:12I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:50:14Cut the crap, Stella.
00:50:15I know your Jim's little sidekick.
00:50:17Hey, start talking.
00:50:20Oh, please.
00:50:22How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:50:25Think about it, Clark.
00:50:27Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:50:30Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:50:35Face it,
00:50:37she chose Jim
00:50:38over you.
00:50:40She doesn't love you.
00:50:42Stop lying to yourself!
00:50:48I doubted Lois once.
00:50:50I let my pride and insecurities get in the way.
00:50:52I lost her because of it.
00:50:53I will not let that happen again.
00:51:18I lost her because of it.
00:51:19I will not let that happen again.
00:51:22I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:51:24I will not let you stand in the way or anything!
00:51:26Can you believe this guy, Lois?
00:51:28He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:51:31Lois,
00:51:32if you're watching this,
00:51:33I love you.
00:51:35I always have,
00:51:36and I always will.
00:51:37I will find you.
00:51:39I love you too, Clark.
00:51:44Lois,
00:51:46Lois,
00:51:47if you're watching this,
00:51:48I love you.
00:51:50I always have,
00:51:51and I always will.
00:51:52I will find you.
00:51:54I can't believe him.
00:51:55I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:51:58You're wrong about Clark,
00:51:59and you're wrong about me!
00:52:01I'll never leave Clark again!
00:52:04Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairytale little ending, Lois, then
00:52:08I guess I'll just have to settle for ruining you.
00:52:11What are you doing?
00:52:12Come on.
00:52:13What are you doing?
00:52:14Get off of me!
00:52:18I'm not your puppet!
00:52:25You're gonna regret that!
00:52:45Stella,
00:52:46this is your last chance.
00:52:47Where is Lois?
00:52:52If you don't tell me right now,
00:52:53I swear,
00:52:54I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:00Stella,
00:53:01I get it.
00:53:02You think you love Jim,
00:53:04but he's just using you,
00:53:05just like he did with Lois.
00:53:08Sunset Hotel.
00:53:10Room 237.
00:53:38Let's see how your precious little Clark likes you now.
00:53:49Lois!
00:53:50Lois!
00:53:51Are you okay?
00:53:53Oh, my God.
00:53:54This isn't over!
00:53:58Lois.
00:53:59Come on, wake up.
00:54:07Lois.
00:54:26Hey, beautiful.
00:54:28Clark?
00:54:29Lois.
00:54:31There's something you need to know.
00:54:33Last night,
00:54:34the doctors came and
00:54:35they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious,
00:54:37and it turns out that
00:54:40you're pregnant.
00:54:45I'm pregnant?
00:54:49I'm pregnant?
00:54:52Yes.
00:54:54Yes.
00:55:02After all these years,
00:55:04I have a question for you.
00:55:06Yeah?
00:55:08Will you take me back?
00:55:09For good?
00:55:13Yes.
00:55:14Yes, of course, Clark.
00:55:15Of course.
00:55:18Well, then I have one more question.
00:55:20Anything.
00:55:23Lois Cain,
00:55:26will you marry me?
00:55:29What?
00:55:30Yes!
00:55:31Clark, a thousand times yes!
00:55:32A thousand times yes, of course!
00:55:36Oh, my God.
00:55:37It's beautiful, Clark.
00:55:38I love you.
00:55:53Look, please.
00:55:54Please try to understand.
00:55:55Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:55:58He was...
00:55:59He never meant to hurt us.
00:56:03I'm gonna need a best man, by the way.
00:56:06You in?
00:56:27Clark.
00:56:28Oh, you made my favorite.
00:56:30Just like in college.
00:56:32I remember every detail, baby.
00:56:40Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:56:43Clark DeVille has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:56:47Oh, my God.
00:56:49Oh, my God, congratulations, babe!
00:56:51In other news,
00:56:52sources close to DeVille
00:56:54have made shocking allegations
00:56:57about his rekindled romance
00:56:59with Lois Cain.
00:57:00What the hell?
00:57:19Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations
00:57:21that Miss Cain is only with you for your money?
00:57:24Those allegations are completely false.
00:57:27If I may.
00:57:28If I may.
00:57:35I have to set the record straight.
00:57:37Years ago, when Clark was starting out,
00:57:40I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:57:44I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:57:46So Lois pretended
00:57:48to fall for a rich man
00:57:51to make Clark let her go.
00:57:54But the truth is,
00:57:58Lois did this out of love.
00:58:02She sacrificed her own happiness
00:58:04for Clark's success.
00:58:06I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:10Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:58:14Let them be happy together.
00:58:17They deserve it.
00:58:26Jim?
00:58:27Jim, please.
00:58:29Let's talk about this, okay?
00:58:30No, Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:58:32This man, he's just ruined everything.
00:58:35Listen, look, I hear you.
00:58:38Jim, this is not the way.
00:58:40Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:58:43I want you to work with me on my next movie.
00:58:46Lois.
00:58:48Okay, you want to work with me?
00:58:50Let's make it official then.
00:58:53I've got a contract right here.
00:58:55If you sign it,
00:58:58we gotta do it.
00:59:07Freeze!
00:59:17And the Oscar goes to
00:59:20Clark Cavill.
00:59:28Thank you so much.
00:59:34Wow, wow.
00:59:35Thank you everybody so much, truly.
00:59:37I am very honored and humbled
00:59:39to receive such astounding recognition today.
00:59:41This is truly an experience of a lifetime
00:59:43and it means a lot to me.
00:59:46But none of this would have been possible
00:59:48without one thing,
00:59:50and that is the unwavering support
00:59:52of someone very special to me.
00:59:54And that person is
00:59:56and that person
01:00:00and that person
01:00:02is my wife, Lois.
01:00:05Lois, you have been my rock,
01:00:07my inspiration,
01:00:09my everything.
01:00:10And on top of this,
01:00:12I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:14And that is that, as of today,
01:00:17I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:21And I've decided to move into producing
01:00:24in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:00:26my family, and overall focus
01:00:28on the next chapter in my life.
01:00:30That also includes supporting my wife
01:00:32in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:00:37Thank you, everyone, again.