The Oscar Winner Is My Ex Full Movie
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00:00:00Babe! I'm home!
00:00:09Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:27With my best friend?
00:00:29Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:37Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:43Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:48Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:54I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me? A knife in my back?
00:01:04The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:07Stop! You're insane!
00:01:08Get off me!
00:01:16You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life. And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:25Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:32Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:42That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:47You know what? I hope you both rot in hell.
00:01:54Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:01:55That scumbag cheated on her.
00:01:56Got it.
00:01:57She's our friend, Barney.
00:01:58Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:00Understood.
00:02:03Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:09Oh my god. Lois, what happened?
00:02:11It's Jim. He... he cheated and he kicked me out and... Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:18I... look, I promise. I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:22Of course. Come on in.
00:02:28I'm so sorry.
00:02:29I'm so sorry.
00:02:30I'm so sorry.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32I'm so sorry.
00:02:33I'm so sorry.
00:02:34I'm so sorry.
00:02:36Take as long as you need.
00:02:39Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:43How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:45You miss him?
00:02:47No. No. I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:51Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:03:06Huh?
00:03:12Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:25Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:30Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:36So, how was the show?
00:03:38It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I moved away.
00:03:42Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:48I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:52Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:03:58I'm okay with that.
00:03:59Yeah?
00:04:06So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:10Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:15Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help.
00:04:17Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:19That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark.
00:04:22This could be his big break.
00:04:24Barney! That's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:28There's a catch. The agency has this plan.
00:04:31They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:33So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:46Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:48Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:04:54Where'd you get this ring?
00:04:56I fell in for someone.
00:04:59Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:00I fell in for someone else.
00:05:07I thought you loved me.
00:05:09So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:12What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor.
00:05:15But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:19What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby? That snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:26Lois! You're better than that!
00:05:28This is not up for discussion, Clark! We're done!
00:05:56Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:00Hi.
00:06:03It appears you have company.
00:06:06I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:10I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:12Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:25And here I am.
00:06:30Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:35Way to go, Lois.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:49Cain! You are late!
00:06:51Or have you forgotten you're not the big-shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:56Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:59I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:07There. That should help.
00:07:09By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:11I...
00:07:12That department is on the chopping block.
00:07:14And I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:16But I...
00:07:17Last chance, Cain. Don't screw this up.
00:07:21Listen up, everyone.
00:07:23This is Lois Cain, your newest team member.
00:07:26Wow, wow, wow. Look who it is.
00:07:31She's... she's my new boss?
00:07:33I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:37Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:40Iris doing it for his first love.
00:07:42I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:47Lost your dad. Lost your man.
00:07:50And now you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:53Must be tough, huh?
00:07:56And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:04Charm the new boss?
00:08:06You'll be out of here for good.
00:08:19Damn it, Stella!
00:08:21Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:24Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:26Wait, ten minutes? But we're meeting in...
00:08:28I don't want to use a handful.
00:08:29Good luck with that.
00:08:33First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:36I guess my first question of the day.
00:08:38Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:40Hello? Ground Control to Major Cain.
00:08:46I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:08:49Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:08:53Hello?
00:08:54I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:08:56Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:08:59I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:09:01Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:03My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:08You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:14Right, of course, yes.
00:09:16The main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through...
00:09:22Their emotions are high and low.
00:09:26Their love...
00:09:27This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:30Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:40Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:43Why is she sulked?
00:09:45Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:47Definitely some tension there.
00:09:49I've never seen him like this.
00:09:51I appreciate your advice.
00:09:53If I may, it's clear Miss Cain is completely unprofessional.
00:10:01She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cabell.
00:10:06Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here!
00:10:12Don't touch her!
00:10:16Don't touch her!
00:10:18Look, everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:22Thank you for your time.
00:10:23What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:26What?
00:10:29Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:31Mr. Cabell will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:43Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:46If they go digging into our past...
00:10:56Since when do you care about my career?
00:10:58I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:00It still hurts to think about you, though.
00:11:03The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:06Clark, I...
00:11:07You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:11I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:14Please, please Clark, let me go.
00:11:17I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:20Lois.
00:11:21I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:23Lois.
00:11:42I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:46God, did we really just kiss?
00:11:50Listen up, everyone.
00:11:51Big, huge news.
00:11:53Our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:11:57So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:02Oh, and Lois, maybe try to look a little more presentable.
00:12:08No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:10Oh, and Lois, maybe try to look a little more presentable.
00:12:13No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:15Excuse me?
00:12:16Save it.
00:12:17Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:19We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:32Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:34Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:39Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer Kane.
00:12:52What the hell?
00:12:55Hello?
00:12:56Hello?
00:12:57Anyone out there? Hello?
00:13:01Oh, God.
00:13:06Please, God.
00:13:10Oh, God.
00:13:13Wait.
00:13:14Stop, please, no.
00:13:15Lois.
00:13:16Lois.
00:13:17Hey.
00:13:18Lois.
00:13:19Look at me.
00:13:20I'm right here with you.
00:13:22Hey, it's okay.
00:13:23I'm right here with you.
00:13:25Breathe with me.
00:13:28That's it.
00:13:29We're okay.
00:13:39Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:41With Lois?
00:13:42I told you they had a thing.
00:13:50Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:52You didn't.
00:13:54What's happening?
00:13:56Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:00What?
00:14:01That's insane.
00:14:02I didn't write that.
00:14:03Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:07What?
00:14:08That's insane.
00:14:09I didn't write that.
00:14:10I am so sorry, Mr. Cavilla.
00:14:12I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:17You know I would never.
00:14:18Save it for the judges.
00:14:20Let go.
00:14:21No.
00:14:22Wait.
00:14:23Wait.
00:14:24Let her go.
00:14:25No, I said let her go.
00:14:26I said let her go.
00:14:29Barney handled this.
00:14:31Barney handled this.
00:14:33Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:35As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:41Holy shit.
00:14:42He's my boss now?
00:14:45And as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:52As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:56What the hell is he up to?
00:14:58Check the time stamp on the article.
00:15:00It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:03Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:06Maybe.
00:15:07Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:10Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:13That'll clear things up.
00:15:15Mr. Cavill, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:18All of the footage is gone.
00:15:21Hello?
00:15:23Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:25I need answers now.
00:15:27What?
00:15:30The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:33Jim?
00:15:36That scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:38Not again.
00:15:43Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:46Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:48Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:51Wait, that's not necessary.
00:15:56I mean...
00:15:58Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:03It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:06Well, I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:12Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:17One more thing.
00:16:20Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:28I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:32But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:37Clearly, somebody here is more focused than me.
00:16:40Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:48Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:59Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in and...
00:17:03Tackle these issues.
00:17:05But, Mr. Cavell, I swear I had no idea...
00:17:07I strongly suggest you get your staff under control. This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:14Understood.
00:17:19That's all for now.
00:17:26I've been waiting a long time for this, Lois.
00:17:30Always.
00:17:35He's up to something. And whatever it is, it's gonna turn my life upside down.
00:17:49Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:17:51I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:17:56Oh, sorry.
00:17:58Sorry, Sam.
00:18:00Excuse me.
00:18:13So, thanks for the save back there.
00:18:16No problem.
00:18:18So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:23Um, he cheated. With my best friend.
00:18:27We're divorced now.
00:18:29I'm staying with Barney. Just for now.
00:18:33So, uh, going to another rich man didn't really work out.
00:18:37Karma's a bitch.
00:18:38That's not what happened.
00:18:39But, I have some money in Vodka now, too.
00:18:45I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:49So I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:52Go to hell, Clark. I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:18:54Oh, really? Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:18:58I remember every detail.
00:19:00You don't know the half of it.
00:19:01Then tell me, Lois, why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:04I can't tell him the truth. It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:11That's what I thought. You just left just like that.
00:19:24I'm sorry.
00:19:47You're mine, Lois. Remember that.
00:19:54Damn it.
00:20:18Damn it.
00:20:25I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:26What do you want, Clark?
00:20:29Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:33Really? You think that'd be a good idea? After everything between us?
00:20:36I know. I know. But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:40Just something simpler. No strings attached. Just us.
00:20:44That's insane.
00:20:45Lois, you owe me. After everything we've been through?
00:20:49But I did.
00:20:50Lois, you owe me. After everything we've been through?
00:20:53But I did.
00:20:54Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:20:59What about the paparazzi? Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:02I'm under the radar here.
00:21:04I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:10I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:14What about the paparazzi sniffing around your place?
00:21:17I'm under the radar here, okay?
00:21:19I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am here.
00:21:23Alright, fine. Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:29You know, if people found out about us, it could ruin your career.
00:21:34You know what? You're right.
00:21:36I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now and, uh...
00:21:39I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact, and...
00:21:41Clark, stop! Be serious.
00:21:44I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:21:47That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:50Look, I just...
00:21:52I don't wanna be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:21:56I get it.
00:21:58Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:01I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:07I don't wanna be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:12I get it.
00:22:14Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:17I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:21What if I did want you back?
00:22:22I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:24I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:26Fine. I'll...
00:22:30I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:32Happy now?
00:22:34Challenge accepted.
00:22:38Let me drive you to work at least.
00:22:40No, it's fine. I'll get a new car.
00:22:48Lois?
00:23:02Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:04Jim?
00:23:05None of your business. Get lost.
00:23:07I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:08What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:11I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:13Remember, after you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:15Right, a friend. Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:19You've got some nerve accusing me of cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:23You know what? You're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:27Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:28Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:45You okay?
00:23:55You okay?
00:23:59You okay?
00:24:05Sir, please step away.
00:24:07Get the fuck...
00:24:08Who the fuck are you guys? Get out of my way!
00:24:16You son of a bitch!
00:24:17Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:19Now look what you made me do.
00:24:20Me? You're the one who...
00:24:21Who the fuck are you guys? Walk away.
00:24:22Get out of my way.
00:24:28Damn it!
00:24:34Ah, okay.
00:24:36So that's who you should get out of here, Lois.
00:24:46Hey, Sin.
00:24:49I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:24:52No problem.
00:24:54I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:24:59Oh, wait.
00:25:01Really, Clark?
00:25:02You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:04Lois, I'm just saying.
00:25:05You made your choice and this happened.
00:25:08You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:10Pull over, please.
00:25:13I'm getting out.
00:25:23Mr. Cavill.
00:25:25Why would you say something like that?
00:25:27If it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:32Follow her.
00:25:34Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:40It's me.
00:25:41I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:43I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:45No stone left unturned.
00:25:47Well, well, well.
00:25:49Look who finally decided to show up.
00:25:53I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:25:55What is it this time?
00:25:56You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:01Oh, and it's live.
00:26:03Live?
00:26:04Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:06No time.
00:26:07Here's the list.
00:26:09Live in five.
00:26:11Don't miss it.
00:26:12Here's the list.
00:26:14Live in five.
00:26:15Don't screw this up.
00:26:33Good morning, everyone.
00:26:34I'm Lois Kane, and today we're joined by singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:39It's great to be here.
00:26:40Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:41I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:46A little lower.
00:26:51This is perfect, girl.
00:27:02Stella, are you serious?
00:27:03I can't ask him these.
00:27:04They're so inappropriate.
00:27:06That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:08So get the fuck on with it unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:16So, Jace, rumors are spreading that your last album tanked because you were sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:24Care to comment?
00:27:27What the hell did you just say?
00:27:32We've got a major problem.
00:27:33You need to see us now.
00:27:39Did you know about this?
00:27:41Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:27:50We've got a major problem.
00:27:51You need to see us now.
00:27:59Did you know about this?
00:28:01Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:05No, I...
00:28:06Save it.
00:28:07No, I...
00:28:08Save it.
00:28:09We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:10This is slander.
00:28:11Stella, please tell them it wasn't my idea.
00:28:15Grab her.
00:28:16No.
00:28:17She's not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:18No, just please let me explain.
00:28:31Don't touch her.
00:28:38Don't touch her.
00:28:55Jace, we're leaving now.
00:28:58Oh, are you alright?
00:29:07Let's go.
00:29:14Sit down.
00:29:20You're okay.
00:29:21Here.
00:29:24Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:26What the hell were you thinking, pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:31What the hell were you thinking, pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:33Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:35My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:29:39You're fired.
00:29:40Grab your things and go.
00:29:42Please.
00:29:43Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:29:44My mom's in the hospital.
00:29:45That's not fair.
00:29:46You're fired.
00:29:47Grab your things and go.
00:29:48Please.
00:29:49Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:29:50My mom's in the hospital.
00:29:51That's not fair.
00:29:52You're fired.
00:29:53Grab your things and go.
00:29:54My mom's in the hospital.
00:29:55That's not my problem.
00:29:56Get out.
00:29:57Wait.
00:29:58No, it wasn't her fault.
00:30:00Please, just give her another chance.
00:30:05Alright.
00:30:07But if anything like this happens again, you're both out.
00:30:09Understood?
00:30:12Okay, go.
00:30:20Um, thanks again.
00:30:23Lois, you need to be more careful.
00:30:26You're way too trusting.
00:30:27That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:31Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:30:53I'm sorry.
00:31:02Wait.
00:31:03We shouldn't.
00:31:04Not here.
00:31:05Why not?
00:31:06I own the place, remember?
00:31:08I don't know how it feels walking out the door.
00:31:10When I leave it's the same stupid metaphor.
00:31:13I don't love you the same.
00:31:15No, it keeps us company.
00:31:17It's fine.
00:31:21Alright, listen up everyone.
00:31:22I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:24Mr. Clark Cabille will be filming a new documentary.
00:31:27And he needs one of our journalists to shadow him.
00:31:30Documenting every moment.
00:31:32The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house.
00:31:34house, and work alongside him 24-7 until the documentary is completed.
00:31:40Afterward, he'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:44The closer I keep you, the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:31:50Afterward, he'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:55I'll do it, Mr. Cavill.
00:31:56I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:31:59Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:03Lois, I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:08Uh, Mr. Cavill, Lois's background is in finance.
00:32:14I have far more experience-
00:32:16My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:19Miss Kane, what do you say?
00:32:24Look, I know you're trying to protect me, but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:31I mean-
00:32:33So, Lois, what's it gonna be?
00:32:35The more time we spend together, the closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke
00:32:40up with him.
00:32:41It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:44I- I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill, but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this
00:32:49project.
00:32:56I- I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill, but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this
00:33:01project.
00:33:02Lois, if you don't take this opportunity, I will hand it to your competition on a silver
00:33:07platter.
00:33:08Lois!
00:33:09If you pass up this opportunity, I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:13But don't.
00:33:14We cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:21Alright.
00:33:22I'll do it.
00:33:24First the storage room incident, then last night.
00:33:28There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:33:32Alright, everyone.
00:33:33Back to work.
00:33:36Jim, it's me.
00:33:38I need a favor.
00:33:41Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:33:45I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:33:54So, about tonight's awards ceremony.
00:33:59What about it?
00:34:00You're coming with me.
00:34:02As part of the crew.
00:34:04Clark, I don't think that's gonna-
00:34:06My team will help you get ready.
00:34:08It's all part of the documentary, remember?
00:34:11Ladies, she's all yours.
00:34:15Okay.
00:34:26So, spill it.
00:34:28What's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:34:31Oh, um.
00:34:32No, we're just colleagues.
00:34:35Sure.
00:34:36Colleagues.
00:34:37Got it.
00:34:40You know, it's kind of sad.
00:34:42He's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:44Heard him once totally wasted, swearing he was gonna make it big to win her back.
00:34:47He was a mess.
00:34:49After all this time, he's still-
00:35:13Friends.
00:35:22You, you look good.
00:35:27And you look stunning, as always.
00:35:30You ready to go?
00:35:32Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:37I've been thinking a lot about it, and I think I might want to-
00:35:40There's my favorite power couple!
00:35:42It's okay.
00:35:46I can't do this.
00:35:48It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:35:52I'm sorry.
00:36:08How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shit, Dave Lois?
00:36:14What, did you, uh, mind yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:18Seriously, Jim? You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:22What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:24Hmm, I don't know.
00:36:25Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants while we were married?
00:36:28Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:30No, but-
00:36:31Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:33No, that's not what's going on here.
00:36:35Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:36:44Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:46No, that's not what-
00:36:48Ms. Kane, can you explain these allegations?
00:36:50Okay, okay, you guys. Do you want the real scoop here?
00:36:52How about the fact that little Ms. Kirby has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:36:57What? That's absurd!
00:36:58Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:37:00Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:02How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:05He's lying. It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:09Okay, Lois, if that's so.
00:37:11I have proof. I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:15Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:17Here's the married bigwig that's been cozying up with Lois.
00:37:21She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:37:24Oh, God. What if it's Clark?
00:37:28I have proof. I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:32Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:34Here's the married bigwig that's been cozying up with Lois.
00:37:38She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:37:42That's a driver, you idiot. He was driving me to work.
00:37:49Stop lying, Lois, okay? I saw you leave his house.
00:37:53Get off of me!
00:38:01Oh, my God!
00:38:03Back off! That's enough.
00:38:06I'm the one you're looking for. I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:09Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Payne?
00:38:16That's enough. I'm the one you're looking for. I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:20Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Payne?
00:38:27Yes. Lois and I go way back when we were classmates in college.
00:38:32She's an incredibly talented journalist, and that is why when I started making my documentary,
00:38:37I knew I needed someone with her skill set to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:41Is that the reason why she's been sitting with you a lot lately?
00:38:44Yes. She's currently writing an exclusive article about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:38:53Mr. Kirby?
00:38:57Do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:03Mr. Kirby?
00:39:06Do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:10Look, Mr. Cavill, I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:16You know how it is with exes. Things get heated.
00:39:19Is that so?
00:39:21But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:39:24My company and your movie. I want to work with you.
00:39:27Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:30Oh, okay. What are you talking about?
00:39:33Look, listen to me very closely. I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:37I will never do business with your company.
00:39:42You got that? Not now, and not ever.
00:39:54Lois, let's get you dressed.
00:39:59I will never do business with your company.
00:40:02I will never do business with your company.
00:40:13Lois, let's get you dressed.
00:40:20So that's how it is, huh? Clark fucking Cavill.
00:40:24Get your paparazzi buddies out of the way.
00:40:26Fucking Cabal.
00:40:28Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cabal.
00:40:32I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:40:35They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:40:37That's the only explanation.
00:40:44Find out where Clark Cabal's dressing room is.
00:40:45Now.
00:40:46Understood, Mr. Campbell.
00:40:57You okay?
00:40:59Clark.
00:41:00If you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done.
00:41:04I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:06I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:11Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:13The control? The humiliation?
00:41:20It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:23The constant cheating and the mind games.
00:41:26And then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:41:30He hit you?
00:41:34Close.
00:41:36That will never happen again.
00:41:38I swear, as long as I'm with you, no one will lay a hand on you.
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:53♪ They all say it hurts to live this way ♪
00:42:00♪ I don't mind the pain and I'd like to feel the shame of it ♪
00:42:09Come in, come in.
00:42:14One second!
00:42:17Mr. Campbell?
00:42:18I need to touch up here.
00:42:19Oh, oh, now's not a good time.
00:42:21It's okay.
00:42:21Nonsense! Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:24You really don't need to.
00:42:25Just hold still, this will only take a second.
00:42:32Okay.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:51There you go, Mr. Campbell. Perfect as always.
00:42:54Um, would you mind giving me a moment?
00:42:56Yeah.
00:42:57Okay, close.
00:42:58You okay?
00:42:59Yeah.
00:43:00Yeah, I'm okay.
00:43:01That was close.
00:43:02Yeah, that was close.
00:43:06Wow, I miss this.
00:43:08Being with you.
00:43:10Me too.
00:43:13You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:27Hey, Clark, hurry up! The show's about to start!
00:43:32Hey, Clark, hurry up! The show's about to start!
00:43:35I'm sorry.
00:43:36I gotta go.
00:43:37I'll be fine.
00:43:38Go knock him down.
00:43:44Good luck.
00:43:45Thanks.
00:43:46Bye.
00:43:47Bye.
00:43:48Bye.
00:43:49Bye.
00:43:50Bye.
00:43:51Bye.
00:43:52Bye.
00:43:53Bye.
00:43:55Bye.
00:43:56Bye.
00:43:57Thanks.
00:43:58Bye.
00:43:59Now you might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:00Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:06Listen, Louis, I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:10I'm sorry.
00:44:11For what I did back then?
00:44:14Convincing you to break up with Clark?
00:44:16Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:18No, please, let me finish.
00:44:19I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career,
00:44:22I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:26Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:29Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:31Maybe career-wise, but Lois,
00:44:34I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:39I know it's not my place,
00:44:41but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:47I know it's not my place,
00:44:49but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:51Yeah, but Barney,
00:44:52if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:44:56I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:44:59You're like a brother to him.
00:45:01And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:03He deserves the truth,
00:45:05and you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:09There were so many nights
00:45:12he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:16And during the toughest times in his career,
00:45:19he'd always, he'd always say,
00:45:22I'm gonna make it big for her, for Lois.
00:45:26You were his motivation, though,
00:45:27even when you weren't there.
00:45:29Okay, Barney.
00:45:31Okay, you're right.
00:45:33Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:45:35I'm gonna tell him, and no more running, no more hiding.
00:45:38Thank you, Lois, for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:45:42And the award for Best Actor goes to...
00:45:45Clark Hobel.
00:45:52Wow, this is, I can't even talk right now.
00:45:54So I'm gonna get up.
00:45:56I'm gonna get up, go to sleep,
00:45:57and when I wake up in the morning,
00:45:59I want to hug you, and I want to kiss you,
00:46:01and I want to smash your face,
00:46:03and I want to hug you right now.
00:46:04It's gonna take a lot of time,
00:46:06and it's gonna take a lot of work,
00:46:07but we're gonna make it.
00:46:08I'm gonna go.
00:46:09I'm gonna get up.
00:46:11This is incredible. Thank you all so much.
00:46:15I actually want to dedicate this award to someone.
00:46:18Someone very special to me.
00:46:24Oh my god!
00:46:25What the hell?
00:46:27What?
00:46:41Oh my god!
00:46:48Uh...
00:46:50How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:46:54Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:46:57Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:04Lois and I fell in love in high school and we stayed together through college.
00:47:09I was a struggling actor back then.
00:47:11And Lois worked two jobs to support me.
00:47:13To support my dream.
00:47:16She believed in me even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:47:19Lois is the love of my life.
00:47:24So, why did you break up?
00:47:32So, why did you break up?
00:47:34Lois and I broke up due to a misunderstanding.
00:47:37I thought that she left me for a wealthy man, but it turns out I was wrong.
00:47:43My mistake was that I didn't fight for her.
00:47:46I should have fought for her. For us.
00:47:49Oh god, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:47:53Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:47:56I never stopped. Will you take me back?
00:48:00Well folks, if Lois agrees, she should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:48:06Don't you?
00:48:07Yeah!
00:48:10What are you waiting for? Go get your man.
00:48:22To true love.
00:48:29To true love.
00:48:34Oh, sweet dreams Barney.
00:48:56Clark! Clark!
00:48:58It's Lois.
00:48:59Barney? Barney, what happened? Where's Lois?
00:49:01I think, I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:05What?
00:49:11What?
00:49:13Someone drugged me when I woke up.
00:49:28What?
00:49:44What?
00:49:46Find the security footage now!
00:49:49Sir, we caught her trying to sneak out the back.
00:49:52She had this.
00:49:54Stella?
00:50:02Stella?
00:50:06What the hell? Where is Jim? Where did he take Lois?
00:50:09I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:50:11Cut the crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's little side piece. Start talking.
00:50:17Oh, please.
00:50:20Oh, please.
00:50:22How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:50:25Think about it, Clark. Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:50:30Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:50:34Face it. She chose Jim over you.
00:50:40She doesn't love you.
00:50:42Stop lying to yourself!
00:50:50She doesn't love you.
00:50:53Stop lying to yourself!
00:51:01I doubted Lois once. I let my pride and insecurities get in the way. I lost her because of it.
00:51:06I will not let that happen again.
00:51:20I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again.
00:51:23I'm choosing to believe in her. I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:51:28Can you believe this guy, Lois? He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:51:33Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:51:36I always have and I always will. I will find you.
00:51:40I love you too, Clark.
00:51:42I love you too, Clark.
00:51:47Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:51:50I always have and I always will. I will find you.
00:51:54I can't believe him. I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:51:58You're wrong about Clark and you're wrong about me.
00:52:02I'll never leave Clark again.
00:52:04Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairytale little ending, Lois, then I guess I'll just have to settle for you and you.
00:52:12What are you doing? Get off of me!
00:52:17I'm not your puppet.
00:52:25You're going to regret that.
00:52:43Stella, this is your last chance. Where is Lois?
00:52:50If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:52:58Stella, I get it. You think you love Jim.
00:53:02But he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:53:06Sunset Hotel. Room 237.
00:53:37I can't see out of your precious little Clark legs, you know.
00:53:49Lois! Lois! Are you okay?
00:53:53Oh my God. This isn't over!
00:53:58Lois, come on, wake up.
00:54:07I'm sorry.
00:54:26Hey, beautiful.
00:54:28Clark?
00:54:30Lois, there's something you need to know.
00:54:33The doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious, and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:54:44I'm pregnant?
00:54:48I'm pregnant?
00:54:52Yes. Yes.
00:54:55Hey.
00:55:02After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:55:06Yeah?
00:55:08Will you take me back? For good?
00:55:13Yes. Yes, of course, Clark. Of course.
00:55:19Well, then I have one more question.
00:55:21Anything.
00:55:23Lois Cain.
00:55:25Will you marry me?
00:55:29Yes! Clark, a thousand times yes, of course!
00:55:35Oh my God. It's beautiful, Clark.
00:55:38I love you.
00:55:41Look, please, please try to understand.
00:55:44Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:55:47He never meant to hurt us.
00:55:53I'm going to need a best man, my boy.
00:55:55Are you in?
00:56:00I'm in.
00:56:02I'm in.
00:56:04I'm in.
00:56:06I'm in.
00:56:08I'm in.
00:56:10I'm in.
00:56:12I'm in.
00:56:14I'm in.
00:56:16I'm in.
00:56:28Clark, you made my favorite, just like in college.
00:56:32I remember every detail, baby.
00:56:39Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:56:42Clark DeVille has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:56:46Oh my God.
00:56:48Oh my God, congratulations, babe.
00:56:51In other news, sources close to DeVille have made shocking allegations
00:56:56about his rekindled romance with Lois Cain.
00:57:00What the hell?
00:57:09Mr. Cavill, how do you respond to the allegations that Ms. Cain is only with you for your money?
00:57:14Those allegations are completely false.
00:57:17If I may.
00:57:25I have to set the record straight.
00:57:27Years ago, I had a girlfriend.
00:57:29I had a boyfriend.
00:57:31I had a girlfriend.
00:57:33I had a girlfriend.
00:57:35I have to set the record straight.
00:57:37Years ago, when Clark was starting out,
00:57:40I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:57:43I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:57:46So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man
00:57:50to make Clark let her go.
00:57:53But the truth is,
00:57:56Lois did this out of love.
00:58:01She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:58:05I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:10Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:58:13Let them be happy together.
00:58:16They deserve it.
00:58:17Nobody needs you.
00:58:22Nobody needs you.
00:58:25Jim?
00:58:26Jim, please.
00:58:29Let's talk about this, okay?
00:58:30Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:58:32This man has just ruined everything.
00:58:35Look, I hear you.
00:58:38Jim, this is not the way.
00:58:40Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:58:43I want you to work with me on my next movie.
00:58:46Lois.
00:58:48Okay, you want to work with me?
00:58:50Let's make it official then.
00:58:52I've got a contract right here.
00:58:55If you sign it,
00:58:58we've got a deal.
00:59:07Frank!
00:59:17And the Oscar goes to
00:59:20Clark Cavill.
00:59:29Thank you so much.
00:59:34Wow, wow.
00:59:36Thank you everybody so much, truly.
00:59:38I am very honored and humbled
00:59:40to receive such astounding recognition today.
00:59:42This is truly an experience of a lifetime
00:59:44and it means a lot to me.
00:59:47But none of this would have been possible
00:59:49without one thing
00:59:51and that is the unwavering support
00:59:53of someone very special to me.
00:59:55And that person...
01:00:00And that person
01:00:02is my wife, Lois.
01:00:04Lois, you have been
01:00:06my rock, my inspiration,
01:00:08my everything.
01:00:10And on top of this,
01:00:12I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:14And that is that, as of today,
01:00:16I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:21And I've decided to move into producing
01:00:24in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:00:26my family, and overall focus
01:00:28on the next chapter in my life.
01:00:30That also includes supporting my wife
01:00:32in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:00:37Thank you, everyone, again.